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#captain marvel aint shit
sidsinning · 2 years
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Classic Disney Princesses Need More Respect (except for Aurora...go back to bed)!!!
Can't people understand even if they're more subtle in how they do it, Snow White and Cinderella are absolutely rebelling against their mothers' tyranny in their own ways to survive, they just don't go in guns blazing with a crossbow or something lol. It’s why despite how docile and soft they seem on the outside, they’re still pissing off their step moms who are trying hard to thwart them.
They make the best out of their situations, whether they are secretly making a dress to have a small bit of happiness in their otherwise hard and degrading life, or working their ass off taking care of 7 crusty men to pay rent at 14 years old while hiding from their murderous step mother.
Just bc they receive help from people like the dwarves or a fairy godmother doesn’t mean they’re waiting for someone else to save the day (btw especially Cinderella!!! Fuck yalls sayin she sat around she was yelling orders to her mice friends on how to get her tf out!!!). They got help from people (or animals) bc of good karma. They’re good to people despite how they’re treated which awarded them with good company (besides Snow’s prince,,,,eugh).
Btw both are victims of abuse to which they have been conditioned from a young age to accept as normal. You can't just turn to a little girl being abused by their parent and go, "um, aren't you gonna do something about this? Smh where's the girl power?" That's literally victim blaming!! They're kids bitch!!!
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THESE movies are great examples of why "feminine" traits such as kindess and generosity are admirable traits and not weaknesses!
Idk these days I think we need more of this energy than like,,,,women punch = good woman character lol
GIVE THE CLASSICS SOME CREDIT IS WHAT I AM SAYING EVEN IF THEY’RE NOT PERFECT EXAMPLES OF FEMINISM AT TIMES
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moldedstrawberry · 4 years
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Ummmmm sorry Valkyrie can do way better than Captain Marvel *cough cough* She-Hulk is right there
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then there's also the theme of asgardians falling for hulk people
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samwilsonsimp · 3 years
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five requirements for being captain america
- broad shoulders
- pretty smile
- sassy shit
- heart of gold
- owner of bucky's heart
and that's why john walker was never captain america . in this essay I will
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titanlights-moved · 4 years
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Name: Anzu Miura Age: Appears to be in her twenties (is centuries old and seemingly immortal)  Height: 5′ Sexuality: Queer? She doesn’t have a label for it. Gender: Cis Female Western Zodiac Sign: Leo Japanese/Chinese Zodiac Sign: Rabbit Universe/fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe Place of residence: Hakata Ward, Fukuoka,  Japan
Personality: Sparkling, Generous, Tenacious, Colorful, Dreamy, Irreligious, High-spirited, Noncompetitive, Imprudent, Superstitious.
Story: Centuries ago a portal to Vormir was opened in Japan. Anzu fell into it as a young girl and was doomed to become the stone’s guardian. However as she reached for it, the stone granted her mercy and gave her it’s power instead. She was unaware that the sacrifice required to wield it was still made. When she returned home her brother and best friend had died under unknown circumstances. Anzu grew distressed, even more so when she found herself able to communicate with him once more. He told her that he was okay having died, and that he’d watch her from the heavens. Anzu found little comfort in this however. She vowed to keep the despair she felt from rising in others using the stone’s gift. Years, no decades, were spent in solitude learning to understand how this gift affected her, meditating on it. Once she found peace in her power a weight was lifted off her shoulders. She was ready. 
In the centuries since, Anzu’s become a legend. Stories of her coming in the night after battles to comfort lost soldiers souls turned to stories of her fighting for love of all kinds and fighting yokai and became more mythical with each iteration. Some recognize her stories as the inspiration for the magical girl genre. In the beginning of the 20th century she grew tired of fighting against growing hatred and went into hiding, coming out shortly after Captain America went into the ice to approach Peggy about his death. 
She couldn’t do it. A voice within her said to wait because he might not be dead. But she watched over Peggy Carter from a distance. The woman’s tenacity eventually inspired her to re-learn how to love and fight for love. Now that the world’s much smaller and more filled with powered people, Anzu feels more comfortable showing her face as a hero. 
Powers: soul’s transformation (think sailor moon; gives invincibility during as she’s engulfed in a ball of energy) flight (after transformation) speaking with the dead souls, soul reviving, master of naginatajutsu ( naginata wielding ; naginatas are similar to european glaives )
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mandowh0re · 5 years
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the only people who ever bash Captain Marvel when Disney advertises it is men
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peterflopker · 5 years
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Peter: guys PlS, my identitys been compromised, every government in the world thinks Im a terrorist, everyone i love risks being killed, im not safe anywhere, i dont know what to do
The Avengers:
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bruciewayne · 5 years
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my dumbass finally realise that this is probably the scene where he shaves off his Depression Beard (probs after the cm post credit) and, AND, shows him 'taking back' as it were, the role of Captain America. he used the beard when he was in hiding, now he's shaved it off, he's not in hiding anymore.
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hazinhoodies · 5 years
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i just had about three of my friends try to tell me that captain marvel was cringey. guess i’m short three friends now
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piratekenway · 5 years
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Carol Danvers is so powerful that Thanos had to cheat and use an Infinity Stone to get her to even temporarily back off
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lavender-jedi · 6 years
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Ok but that part of Captain Marvel where she realized that her emotions were her real strength and that she didn’t have to play by someone else’s arbitrary ass rules to get shit done was damn REAL I felt that shit
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lerrieslovechild · 5 years
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So, men are upset because Carol defends herself from a sexual predator .. now men want to call her a villian...
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iiioshirai · 6 years
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vizhi0n · 6 years
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Ronan: I’ll be back. For the woman. 
Me: 
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If Steve dies I die
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mysteryavengers · 6 years
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Tony: Steve, you ain't shit
Steve: Thank you
Tony: What?!
Steve: You said I'm not shit, so I said thank you
Tony: What? No, it's meant to be an insult
Steve: How is saying I'm not shit an insult?
Tony: Because... *Sigh* Nevermind
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So I finally saw endgame...
They killed one of my comfort characters for no fucking reason and I wanna kill them now more than ever ://
Made this tiktok almost immediately after he died bc I was upset and >:(
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