#steph wtf

[shower-phantom-ideas]

Danny is just a kid ya know? Like he is just a little guy. A baby really. 14? Tiny child! Look at him, he needs to be protected. Someone has to help this poor little dude. I mean he forgets to use his own powers to avoid attacks all the time.

Anyway cut to Batfam not knowing all of Dannys power set cause the lil dingus keeps forgetting he can do that stuff in the heat of battle.

Danny uses his invisibility all the time… to avoid being followed. But in a fight? Oopsies hes too busy thinking of funny one liners to realise he could do that.

Intangibility? Give the guy a break. I mean who calls themselves condiment king. Even he was stunned.

He so rarely actually uses his biggest advantage powers that the League doubt he actually has them. He, like any naive child, trusts them and reported fully on his power set. Instead of just asking him to demonstrate his powers they instead start watching him and try to find evidence of his powers.

At least they know duplication was true since they watched him make a copy of himself to go to the bathroom and not miss any of his fav tv show.

[robinsleeping]

YEET

[strangesmallbard]

"Sorry I didn't wait around this morning. I was just…buzzing. Didn't want to wake you." "I wouldn't have minded." — TORLYNN AND KARLACH

[spawnnfrog]

spreading the timives propaganda like i'm propagating the timives crops in your heads...

drew this on aggie with @strange-0 (gay?! real?!) and we're spreading timlonnie and timives everywhere we turn.

Here's a bonus doodle for clicking the read more:

man i wish gay people were real

[gentleman-todd]

[ source: (S2) Ep.100 - Enough (Part 1) ]

I’m sorry, but why do we keep continuing to act as if Jason was out on the streets jacking tires because he felt like it?

Why frame this as Jason just being an angry kid doing angry kid things because he’s parentless (or powerless and lashing out or whatever) when he was stealing the tires off the batmobile so he could feed himself because he was disadvantaged - ie: homeless. He was fucking homeless - ?

I’m probably nitpicking, but I don’t give a shit. Also, the narrative that Bruce is who “made” Jason a good person “against all the odds” is such bullshit.

[living-la-vida-lesbian]

every time someone talks about all of the robins without including steph and duke an angel loses its wings

[puppetmaster13u]

Thinkin' of WOF Au for DC, but like, it's a Gothamite and Fawcett thing. (And Amity Park if crossover)

Like those are the most magical areas in the world, even if Gotham is cursed as fuck. An unspoken secret of sorts that while they present themselves as human to outsiders, they are all Very Much Not.

Which means hilariously in the league, when everyone expects Batman to be suspicious and short with the new guy- even made bets on it- they are then shooketh when both visibly relax and start talking. And half the shared complaints don't make sense!

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Now Gotham technically has no Queen, nor does Fawcett, but Batman and Captain Marvel are the closest things. Not in the traditional sense of back when they were in separate tribes (& maybe from a different dimension but shh that was millennia ago) but in the sense of, they're the ones patrolling and protecting the cities along with calling the shots in disasters.

Which does sort of change the dynamic they both have in their city. If one of them calls to arms, the city would follow them. They could declare war, and their cities (begrudgingly in Gotham's underbelly's case of strongest is in charge) would follow. And while Billy is oblivious, both Marvel-the-not-hivemind and Batman are. They know they have to be very careful.

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I'm sure we all want Nightwing Bruce but no. Bruce, like both his mother and father and father's father and so on before him, is actually an Icewing. The Waynes however, have a case of melanism running in their bloodline. Thomas Wayne? Only his quills and part of his back were darker, but Bruce? Practically pitch black scales that shadow his eyes.

Now Alfred on the other hand, is a Nightwing. No special powers there, though you would hear many a child protest with how he seems to know everything.

Commissioner Gordon is a Mudwing, big stocky and very tired, which translates to his human disguise as a large trenchcoat. He finds this very amusing. Barbara similarly, is half Mudwing. Her mother was a Hivewing, making her a hybrid between both. Which does ironically mean that Batgirl does in fact have insectoid wings. Though that does ponder the question on if they'd all go by their original vigilante names.

Dick is a Silkwing. Wingless as he watches his parents fall and unable to do anything despite this place supposedly being safe for beings like them. He grows into his own, and his wings, when they come in, are dark Gotham colors through and through, with the deep blue of the sky he's come to crave.

Jason is a hybrid between a Mudwing and a Skywing. He's also an animus- not that he knew that. He doesn't find out until he's dying, telling himself to not die, to get back to Gotham, to his dad, his family- And then he wakes up in his Coffin, alive.

Now Cass, raised to be the perfect killer, is also a hybrid, just one between a Nightwing and a Rainwing, egg set out under the moon. Which succeeds, partially. She can't straight up read minds, but combined with her talent in reading body language on both human and inhuman bodies, it's a near thing.

Tim is a Seawing, borderline abandoned by his parents who seek treasures and more wealth as he's trapped back in a city where the water is dark and poisoned. But he's Gothamite, through and through, and he adapts. Scales darker than the original blues he was born with, and glow shifting to that sickly white of the Gotham's Bats.

Now Steph, is a full-blooded Rainwing, and can in fact change her scales, but can mostly be found in purples and golds. Though for a short time she was in another set of colors, thought dead before she slithered out of the shadows older and wiser than before.

Damian is his father's son, but he's also an Al-Ghul. The not-quite dragonet is half Icewing, and half Sandwing. And struggled to adjust at first, to a place so different from his first home where the only other dragons were blood related. But like any Wayne before him, he adjusts, and he adapts.

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Billy wasn't a Beetlewing originally, and perhaps he would have hesitated if he'd known it would change him, would change his body and the last thing he had of his parents. But his friends, his Team and new family help. And he can pass as a Silkwing like their sort-of foster mother. All six of them can do so now, even if the others look more like hybrids themselves thanks to not being the Champion. They might not be, but they're his family. And that's enough.

[theoryandahalf]

Holy Shit! This was soooo good! To go from not knowing who Matpat is to making such a detailed short film of his life in like a month is so incredible. I hadn't heard of Sticks before Matt mentioned them on GTLive but damnnn they are so incredibly talented!

Also we get a Matpat short film if these guys get a million subs?!

[hijinxinprogress]

Coffee addict Never sleeps Tim drake ❌ 

Solving cases in his sleep off 87 energy drinks Tim Drake ✅

The coffee addict never sleeps perpetually tired Tim Drake thing is a widely accepted headcanon however that was elementary school tim but after he stayed up for a week straight subsisting entirely on coffee to decipher the bat weekly patrol schedule and how it aligns with rogue attacks/Arkham breakouts, he crashed then when he woke up it was fucking wednesday so he missed his chance to commemorate his discovery with pictures of Robin and he decided that shit would never happen again and made himself an ‘efficient’ sleep schedule so he could run around doing fuck shit, add to his robin shrine, and stay on honor roll bc he was even more pissed to see the gotham gazette had pictures of Robin with an on site interview credited to Vicki Vale (listen bowl cut tim had a one sided beef with vicki vale that included tim judging who gets better pics of the bats but she isn’t even aware that she’s competing with a whole ass child 😭 he’s sitting at the table with a mug of orange juice and looks at the newspaper snorts and goes ‘fucking amateur I could do better’) 

Regularly unsupervised tiny businessman in training Tim ‘Ten hours of uninterrupted sleep?? That’s so inefficient not to mention fucking stupid’ Drake is so pissed he missed getting shots of Robin dropkicking a rogue from 6 six stories up (for absolutely no reason dick just thinks it’s fun) that he just takes at least 3 hour naps every eight hours 😭 he refuses to spend almost half a day sleeping ‘for no reason when he could be doing something productive’ 

And he still does this as a bat but it’s just easier to tell if he didn’t take his nap bc he has less than zero impulse control and he’s just fucking done with everything like the gcpd is terrified bc tim’s saying shit like ‘This guys a fucking moron, I could’ve done this in half the time without killing anyone fucking loser doesn’t he know if you keep them alive you can prolong the torture?’ and ‘you’re like all hysterical and for what 🤨 ‘you blew up 83% of Bristol waah’ stfu and fucking rebuild it?? It’s only rich mfs that live there, it’s just a matter of them opening their fucking wallets’ once a new recruit made the mistake of asking if robin had adult supervision regularly and Tim responded with ‘well if you���re gonna snitch to cps like a little bitch then yeah’ and that cop did snitch so tim fucking doxxed him

Yj has just accepted that sometimes they will find tim in an air vent, on the roof, in one of their closets, or something just fucking knocked out then an alarm will go off and he’ll just get up like nothing happened but for the first couple of months they were probably concerned bc ‘I’ve never seen you sleep?? wtf are you on man’ and Tim’s confused bc ‘I slept next to you this morning wdym??’ and that’s how yj discovers tim sleeps with his eyes open

But one of the worst things about Tim’s ‘time efficient sleep schedule’ nonsense is that it fucking works he’s one of the most well rested and coherent bats even after back to back Arkham breakouts however the absolute worst thing about his sleep schedule is the likelihood of going into the cave and seeing tim staring in a daze but wide eyed yet somehow never blinking at the batcomputer with 57 tabs open on top of being unresponsive and thinking he has a fucking concussion or he’s been replaced but he’s just doing case work while muttering nonsense in his fucking sleep for some reason

[badtothegnom3]

They’re judging u

Made this for an edit and thought it was a lil silly idk 🏃

[blackbatcass]

me trying to comprehend the Late Stage Batman Pre-New 52 Saga (ressurection of ra’s al ghul black glove batman rip final crisis batman reborn red robin b&r 2009 batgirl 2009 return of bruce wayne)

[secretchaosagent]

Tim: I like doing drag.

Jason: What?! You like drugs???

Tim: uh, yeah... why?

Jason: Are you insane? Do you have any idea what you are doing to your body?!

Tim: ...yes. Do you have a problem with it?

Jason: Well, duh! What does Bruce think about this? Does he even know?

Tim: why would Bruce need to know about this?

Jason: Tim. Are you fucking with me?! You know I don't care what the fuck you do with your life, but this is serious. You need to go to rehab.

Tim: Why. Would. I. Need. Rehab???? Jason What the actual fuck. Honestly, fuck you. I thought I could tell you, but apparently not. You're an asshole, don't fucking bother talking to me outside of work unless you want to apologise because go fuck yourself, hypocrite.

Jason: Tim , listen to me, you are hurting yourself. I know that what we do is hard, but this is not the answer. Doing drugs is not-

Tim: Wait. waitwaitwaitwait. Drugs? Oh shit.

Jason: Tim? Are you high?

Tim: No, tf. I am not high, Jason, you're just fucking stupid, omg.

Jason: what?

Tim: You. You need to get your hearing checked. I don't do drugs. I like DRAG. As in DRAG QUEENS. Not DRUGS!

Jason: oh. Uh... yeah, I think I might have misheard-

Tim: NO SHIT.

[jadelemonadee]

@steph-anie723 @unicornsaures @real-odark @icantbelievemyeyes749 @a13xaandra setting my musical theatre mutuals with a liking for saw up for a playdate ❤️❤️❤️

[junimo-hexed]

I wish I was able to read comics without knowing what happens. Every mention of Jason Todd a voice lingers in the back of my mind “he comes back”, it doesn’t make those moments any less impactful, but I can’t help wonder what it would be like to read the comics without knowing someday he’ll become the Red Hood. I wonder how it would feel to just be left with the sting of the moment.

I’m almost to Stephanie’s death, I don’t know how she dies, but I know who lets her die. I wish I didn’t, I feel that it ruins her death even more knowing that fact.

My reaction to seeing Black Mask alive in War Games was “huh, so he is alive”. I thought that he couldn’t be dead because he had to show up in Under the Red Hood, thing is I wasn’t even sure Under the Red Hood took place in the continuity I was reading until after I looked it up. Even without knowledge of continuity I still knew because of what I know from others.

How would it feel to read the stories I love without knowing how the damn thing ends?

[mischiefbuckley]

I had a fuckboy firefighter flirting with me at the bar like what in the buck was that about like WHAT?!?!?!

[inevitably-johnlocked]

So Tumblr has apparently QUIETLY lessened the amount of links allowed on a post EVEN MORE than previously... Just found out while making this weekend's Fic Rec List, and I had to LITERALLY cut out half of the fics on the post, and it STILL wouldn't save, and that was after cutting out author links too!! This website is REALLY starting to turn into a place not welcoming for creatives and curators at ALL.

I used to EASILY put 50 fics to a list, author links and additional links (like Series, Podfics and Translations) included, and now I have to reduce that by half AND remove author links, so my guess is they reduced it even more to about 75 links per post? Fucking terrible.

I mean, great for me to have to make more posts for one topic now, but not really because I REALLY hate missing fics on primary lists when I know I have them. UGH.

Anyway, never hesitate to ask me for lists I've already recently done now, because apparently I have to cut all my lists.