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One girls trash is so good isjksidjsksisk I was honestly expecting the worst to happen and was pleasantly surprised for such a sweet game! I kid u not I blinked twice when I saw the only warnings were swear words HELPEPE
(That said, I will always love your games with dark twists ! SND and MNE have me on chokehold)
Maggie is so silly.. I had a lot of fun voicing all the characters and reading their lines out loud, you wrote each one well!!
And tbh, I fully expected my favorite character to be Maggie, just for Zapper to steal the cake!! He's so silly and sweet... And I love him and Maggie together, platonic or romantic!! (Albeit leaning to romantic...)
ABSOLUTELY LOVED THIS GAME AK!!!! and so happy to finally meet Maggie!!!! <333
Thank you so much!! :D I'm always a bit nervous putting out games that aren't horror-oriented, so it makes me happy that they can be enjoyed just as much as the darker ones!! ♡
I definitely love Maggie, and I love Zapper, and I love seeing them together too!! So I'm happy that others seem to feel the same way!! I'll have to draw them together some more hehehe♡
#cmon guys what am i gonna do for their ship name#zapmaggie? magper? zaggie? mapper?#confusing.....#one girls trash#maggie#zapper#reply
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At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."
I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.
Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl
#she was the epitome of ''he a little confused but he got the spirit''#everyone at this company retreat was drunk as a skunk#it was wild#all of them were very sweet don't get me wrong#but as someone who never went to college parties this was my first Experience with a true party
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monty likes to sit in front of an open window and tell the bin men he loves them (they cant see him)
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LMAOOOO
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my favorite genre of fictional character is like "i am terrifying to almost everyone, i'm very good at killing, i can endure anything, i've become exceptionally good at playing into my reputation, and if you try to give me positive social interaction i will react with confusion and cower in a corner like an abused animal. and i may try to shoot you. but there is also a chance i may imprint on you like a feral dog receiving its first loving touch! good luck."
#big tough characters who are confused and disarmed by affection my beloved#who are hypercompetent and know exactly what to do in everything except Positive Human Interaction#who follow you around cautiously for scraps#and are continually waiting for the moment you turn around and kick them out again#who are prepared to sleep on the cold hard floor and dont know what to do with themselves when given a bed#totally mystified#boba fett#legacy of the force#din djarin#frank castle#maul#erik lehnsherr#arla fett#wolverine#logan howlett#mine#and now i can add the#murderbot#tag
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As a writer I need everyone to know that whenever I write "exchanged glances" my intent is this
[ID: A screencap from The Penguins of Madagascar television series. It shows Skipper and Private in a cinderblock room with the head of a stuffed fish visible in the decor. Skipper is carrying a corked test tube of pink glowing liquid. Skipper glances at Private with a single raised eye brow. Private meets his eyes with a blanker expression of possibly raised eyebrows. End ID]
#penguins of madagascar#it's about time#funny#writing#personal misadventures#finally editing the o.g. with the image description. For reasons#described#edit just to be clear because people keep tagging with confusion: yes this is what the phrase means#I doubt anyone else’s automatic first thought is this specific scene though
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I hope this vampire bat running on a treadmill will make your day better
#my babies#i showed this to my professor saying yes this is really important for my research#he was confused but intrigued#vampire bat#desmodus rotundus
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It's always so weird to come down from the biology heavens to see what the average person believes about animals, plants, ecosystems, just the world around them. I don't even mean things that one simply doesn't know because they've never been told or things that are confusing, I'm talking about people who genuinely do not see insects as animals. What are you saying. Every time I see a crawling or fluttering little guy I know that little guy has motivations and drive to fulfill those motivations. There are gears turning in their head! They are perceiving this world and they are drawing conclusions, they are conscious. And yet it's still a whole thing if various bugs of the world feel pain or if they are simply Instinct Machines that are Not Truly Aware of Anything At All????? Help!!!!!! How can you look at a little guy and think he is just the macroscopic animal version of a virus
#yesterday i made a complainy post about a whale edit having people confused about whale sharks and orcas' dolphin and whale identity#but honestly i cant even hold these things against someone. its confusing that whale sharks are called with two different animal names!#and if you only know about the whale dolphin porpoise divide then you may not know that dolphins and porpoises and others are toothed whale#i dont think anyone is actually stupid for not having this information preinstalled in their brains#if anything it makes me happy to get to explain things because i love explaining things that i know :D#however... this#it just makes me sad :(#its so weird when this whole thing is subjected towards OTHER VERTEBRATES too like fish or reptiles or amphibians#like man.... you are a fish. your ancestors were buddy buddy (or actually probably enemy enemy) with the ancestors of these guys#fish are like a whole other class of animal to a lot of people dont even get me started#they never get the same protections as mammals or birds do even if they are just as or more endangered#mmmmm i wont rant now#biology
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Tim (with a sigh): it’s my birthday today…
Jason: yeah, I know. I put a gift on your dining table this morning
Tim: ?!??!!??????!?
Jason: why the fuck do you look so confused?
Tim: no one has remembered my birthday since I was seven. I don’t even tell people my birthday anymore because they aren’t going to remember anyway
Jason: ?!!?!???!???
Jason: what the actual fuck
Tim: what?
Jason: not even goldie?? Or cas? Or Steph???
Tim: oh. Well, Dick always gets the date wrong and Steph never asked. I assume it’s because she thinks I don’t want to celebrate because no one ever tries to.
Jason: and Cas?
Tim: I think she knows, but she’s always been away on my birthday
Jason: what about your team? The speedster and the supers? Don’t they remember???
Tim: I’ve never told them
Jason: I-
Jason: did Bruce ever officially adopt you, or are you still emancipated?
Tim: he was going to, but then he disappeared and we never talked about it again, why?
Jason: I’m adopting you and then we’ll celebrate 10 birthdays to make up for the ones you’ve missed.
Tim:???!??!???
#batfam#dcu#dc#dc comics#jason todd#tim drake#batman#red hood#red robin#robin#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect quotes#jason todd headcanon#tim drake headcanon#so much confusion#and parental urges#Jason does in fact yell at Bruce after this#bc like wtf??#fanon#fuck canon#DO NOT REPOST TO ANY OTHER SITES OR PLATFORMS !!!
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Everyone wants to talk about how Senshi is a tumblr sexyman but...Senshi is actually attractive. Like even aside from the fact that he's pretty good-looking he's a nice, sweet guy and he can cook and loves doing it. He's a perfectly eligible candidate for marriage, which kind of goes against the spirit of a tumblr sexyman.
Chilchuck, however? Chilchuck is a tumblr sexyman. What the fuck do you people see in him
#i don't hate chilchuck or anything i just have no idea what about him is actually attractive#i'm very confused about this#dungeon meshi#gray posts
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"Friends don't look at friends that way" I think some of you just need to be nicer to your friends.
#I'm gonna tag this as aromantic but just know I don't mean it as strictly aromantic#Like I know most the time we are all just having fun and what not#But..have yall never smiled at your friends? Do you not look fondly at your friends?? Like hello!?#I am confusion#Aromantic#aromanticis
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#columbo#season 2#a stitch in crime#rare peek at columbo genuinely confused#no squinty smiles or polite deference here. just a man sleep deprived and aghast at self help slop
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this just felt like something he'd say
#bun arts#gravity falls#the book of bill#dipper pines#gravity falls dipper#starting to think jason is as confused as we are
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A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.
#no wonder the company has to secretly manipulate you#(which is my career tag; it is a quote from a tv show fyi)#(there was some confusion about that! it's from better off ted. just. so you know.)
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