#contingency plans

[p0ssym1lker]

Danny goes rampage (for whatever reason) and Batman is like "don't worry contingency plan"

Except he used the stuff that works for other ghosts. Not knowing that Danny is a halfa.

Not only that but when he gets the blood blossoms (Danny mentioned it very off Handently) they don't work either because these blossoms are not the same ones from dannys universe.

Danny eventually figures it out himself and is so disappointed in Batman. Not for making the plans but not telling him about them.

He's like "I told you I adapt very easily, that means normal ghost stuff doesn't work on me and no plan will work twice" and "if they take my humanity, a lot of attacks won't work either because I won't care about damage to me"

He IS very offended about the blood blossoms because he knows he mentions that it would destroy him if exposed for too long

Afterwards Batman keeps coming with plans and gets shot down a lot. Which, is quite embarrassing.

When Danny mentions that his parents made better plans to kill him, no one is sure how to take that.

[oncillabrigade]

Contingency Plans

I truly believe the worst insult within in the Batfam is being told "I don't have a contingency plan for you." Because there are only two possible interpretations of that statement, right? Your family member is saying that you're either not a big enough threat to plan around (they'll figure it out on the fly) or not important enough to them to be saved from causing damage you'll regret in case of mind control or snapping after one indignity too many or whatever. It's tacitly understood that something like that WILL happen. Every single Bat agrees that it's not paranoia if the universe really is out to get you, and boy is it ever out to get them and their loved ones.

So imagine the way they react when loved ones OUTSIDE of their fucked up little circle say that. It would basically go:

Bat: Hey, you've been updating your contingency plan for me right? Friend: N-no. No, I haven't?! I don't have a contingency plan for you. Bat: Oh. Why not? Friend: What? Because I love you and I trust you! Bat: Okay, so now you wanna back peddle. Nice try. Friend: ...genuinely what the fuck is happening. Bat: Hmmph! *storms off in anger*

Whereas from the Bat's perspective, that conversation went:

Bat: Hey, you care about and respect me enough to stay apprised of my doings and keep both of us safe in the inevitable event something goes wrong, right? Friend: No, I do not?! In fact, I'm shocked you would ask. Bat: What?! Why?! Friend: Um, I changed my mind. Let me re-answer your previous question with a blatant lie meant to soothe your feelings! Bat: Wow, okay, so that's how it is. I don't appreciate being lied to. Friend: ...You know, I think I'll just play dumb about this whole thing. Bat: Hmmph! *storms off in appropriate anger* Like. Do y'all ever think about this?

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[thepuff09]

Y’know what my least favorite part about the “Contingency Plans” stories from DC are?

Very one is completely unrealistic. This is gonna be a bit of a rant, but here are some of the main things that just seem out of character, yet happen almost every time:

• The Justice League distrusting Batman afterwards

It’s just seems unrealistic that the JL wouldn’t at least see the merit in Batman’s ideas, if not understand his motives entirely. Especially since they always work.

• The Justice League expecting Batman to beg for forgiveness

Come on, it’s Batman. They have to know he won’t even defend himself, he’ll just walk out like he does EVERY TIME.

• Batman feeling even a bit remorseful

I’m not gonna explain this one again, it’s Batman.

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Challenge #03974-J322: Proof Against Humans

The ship with some ship humans encounter a very frightening problem as the pirate ship comes barrelling toward them. The pirates are humans, too. -- Anon Guest

Edges are dangerous. People or things either get cut by them or fall off them. They have ways of causing harm. The same remains with the Edge Territories. Here there be hives of scum and villainy. Here there be pirates.

Here, also, there be Humans.

Everyone venturing into the Edge knows that it's best to have a Human on board. More than one for preference. What's less frequent is the Humans who decide to not be friendly. Humans could also decide on a life of piracy.

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[northoftheroad]

So, you’re telling me Bruce Wayne, Mr my contingency plans have contingency plans, didn’t give someone else the password (or whatever) to turn Failsafe off when Alfred died? Please…

I’m not reading the Batman titles, but now I see there are discussions about whether Bruce will be dead or “develop as a crime fighter”/step down as Batman next year. Because he's MIA in his two main titles in January, evidently.

I’m one of those people who believe Bruce Wayne still will be Batman when I pass away… I also still don’t understand when Dark Crisis or Lazarus Planet takes places, in the main comics continuity, or what Dawn of the DCU is about 🤷🏼‍♀️

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[dougielombax]

Look.

I’m all for contingency planning and preparing for any and all possible eventualities.

BUT!

The moment anyone thinks it’s reasonable to consider resorting to CANNIBALISM is when I lose my SHIT!

No!

Cannibalism is NOT an option!

Perish the thought!

Nothing good can come from it!

[rickmaynard]

10-10-23: Inktober. Fortune.

[chloeworships]

The LORD showed me an Egyptian pyramid to confirm what he said about the Egyptian diseases.

The pyramid 🔺looked SUPERNATURAL indeed and had me like where am I? 👀

He also said “deadly human flesh disease 🦠”. I believe this is referring to Ebola or some other disease like it, babes. It makes sense when he showed me the new variant/virus cell months ago, it had triangle spores. Be ready.

I know a lot of ppl think I “fearmonger” but naw

Ps. There was already hail in Nevada per the videos I showed you.

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