#cryptid alien

[moneteres]

Alien Infeysion 13: Tooth Fairy x Stalk

11/21/22 - Witness was piloting his plane would he “fell upward” into the craft, hosting three hovering entities, possibly robotic. One of the entities apologized, then pried his mouth open with asparagus like appendages and began rooting around witness’ mouth. The entity tore a tooth from witness’ mouth, and told him his “debt was paid” and to “consider [himself] purified.” After waking unharmed by his crashed plane, medical inspection revealed witness was in perfect health, despite having months to live prior to the encounter. Witness could not be reached for a second interview, as he had been arrested for breaking and entering homes with dental pliers.  

[preservationofnormalcy]

I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.

You may use them for wallpapers, tabletop campaigns, whatever. Consider tipping me or buying a print or sticker on ko-fi here! If you do use them, let me know what for, or send pictures!

[artofthemystic]

CRYPTID ALIEN T-SHIRT by Otto Rapp Via Flickr: All-over print T-Shirt available at Le Galeriste www.legaleriste.com/en/cryptid-alien-salvador-t-shirt Please note: available only in Canada and the USA from my storefront at Le Galeriste: www.legaleriste.com/en/art.of.the.mystic

[nonbinoclard]

…i dont know

[all-the-clowns-hate-joker]

There should be more Justice League/Superbat fics where most heros arent really sure if Batman is even real or only know him as

"Supermans Demon Boyfriend Who Hangs Around And Can Be Convinced to Help The League Sometimes"

with like full weird off putting batman who sticks to the shadows and moves with all the wicked grace of an executioners axe and definitely an alien comforting but to bright to look at for too long Superman

[thegorgonist]

~who is she~ I love the flatwoods monster, such a cute and fashionable cryptid/alien visitor! Also supposedly flanked by some smelly vapors, hm.... My shop

[lesserknowncryptids]

Today's lesser known cryptid is: the Xenocat

[gender-luster]

reblogs appreciated

[hazoret]

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[officialwindywoods]

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[blogparanormalexpresso2stuff]

The DNA of a big cat in the Panthera genus – probably a leopard – has been identified from a swab taken from a dead sheep in the Lake District

This is the first time that big cat DNA has been found on a carcass in the UK. The analysis was carried out at a laboratory at the University of Warwick run by Prof Robin Allaby

[shiftythrifting]

for the low low price of $450 you too could own this absolute specimen✨👽🛸

[sheep-turtles-and-pizza]

Look, I'ma need a Cryptid!Mikey ref sheet /threat (/j) [ I'ma gachafy the goober if you don't mind :] ]

There u go

Look at him! Isn't he cute? :3

[spookingstand]

"he done grabbed up all my oranges and run off"

Getting snacks at 3am, by me, 2024