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leafyeyes417 · 4 months ago
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If this was done before someone post the link plz
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Hunting
Damian and Danny are fraternal twins. Both are darker skinned, but Damian got more of Talia’s features while Danny had more of Bruce’s. Ignoring how they got separated and how Danny got to the Fentons, his exposure to ectoplasm, the accident, and ghostliness leeched his skin color to appear white/pale.
Later in Gotham he is seen by one of the Bats while civilian and they are concerned about the Bruce clone. Especially because they are covered in blood (not that they know it isn’t Danny’s blood).
Danny however is on a hunt. The GIW took Ellie and he had hit his limit with kindness or holding back. He may be rusty (he really didn’t get to use his training against the ghosts, they fought too different) but he didn’t forget his League training. He was getting back into shape though after dealing with the minor targets. It’s unfortunate that he needed to go to Gotham since he had no wish to see his bio father and twin but he would go through Hell to get Ellie back.
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starry-bi-sky · 15 days ago
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im having normal CFAu thoughts. naturally.
I had the very vivid image of Jason asking Danny to turn human while they’re laying in the grass beside Danny’s observatory in GZ, and then Jason sticking his hand through Danny’s chest so he can physically feel his heartbeat
Jason and Danny would have Perfectly Normal and Sane Thoughts about this. of course.
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bluerosefox · 3 months ago
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One-Sided
So uhhh
I was thinking of more Dead Serious prompts but my mind went wondering and came up with something else.
What if Danny is dating Respawn!
So this is like a one-sided Dead Serious idea with Danny already dating Respawn (idk their pairing name sorry)
So, now hear me out, what if Danny or rather Phantom joins the Titans or maybe as a young adult joins the JL.
And what if he does his best to avoid being around Robin unless it's for actual missions. Now Robin, Damian, didn't mind this at first in fact he approved of it cause you know it's Damian. But like a cat being ignored he gets curious as to why and starts trying to seek Danny out to find out.
But again Danny is doing his best to avoid the other hero.
Damian eventually gets a crush on Danny after watching Danny go eldritch/ghost king mode and is trying to figure out a way to woo the half ghost.
HOWEVER Danny is in a relationship already, a good one too, with Damian's kinda clone/half brother Respawn. He hasn't told any of them because he knows the bad blood between him and the others. And add the fact Respawn still does mercenary work and Danny doesn't mind but knows those in the Titans or JL do, he doesn't tell any of the heroes whose he's dating.
Danny is keeping his distance cause he knows his boyfriend gets jealous and clingy whenever he comes back from meetings that Robin is in.
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yuureitheghost · 1 year ago
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Wait
Wait a damn second
Vlad's into knitting????
Why has no one mentioned it???????
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rearranging-deck-chairs · 11 months ago
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obsessed with their different reactions to being called starcrossed lovers
#im gonna pretend mattie didnt die and visits them sometimes back in toronto#it's such a cute dynamic they have#the two evil (affectionate) sisters who just loving teasing laura#also one of my favourite things abt this show is the choreographing they do for the static camera#i bet it's so annoying to have to think about but i love watching them all move so coordinatedly through the frame#somehow still making it look natural#also i know laura is the storyteller one and i dont really know enough abt romanticism to make any definitive claims abt carmilla#but having scrolled her blog a bit to figure out her tastes in music and art#i wonder if theres a part of carmilla that kind of enjoys being starcrossed. or doomed in a sense#or maybe she that she wouldnt have CHOSEN this story necessarily but that she has resigned herself to it#on account of her vampire nature#and sees a certain beauty in it#that all her romances are doomed#idk. im still figuring her out#also im reinterpreting that exchange mattie and carmilla have in this scene#carmilla calls mattie a utilitarian which is probably right#mattie then callls her a nihilist and carmilla corrects that to existentialist#and mattie says absurdist at best#but those arent designations like back and forth as i had read it before#it's just carmillas philosophy theyre arguing about. i THINK. or maybe it's both of them#putting a pin in that until ive read more books#also kind of obsessed with how laura and danny and maybe the other humans are so quick to ascribe a morality to the vampires#based just on the 'shes a vampire!!' while obviously by necessity the vampires have spent wayyyyyyyyyy more time thinking abt their ethics#or maybe not by necessity for all of them but to mattie and carmilla it definitely seems like a necessity. or inevitability#they mustve spent countless hours over the centuries talking abt this if they can joke abt it in this way now#and in different states too like i can imagine distraught Im A Monster type conversations but also just sort of academic debates and also#carmilla reading some new book that has come out and mattie being like what newfangled thing are you into now#i guess utilitarianism was also newfangled at some point. theyre both older. but you know#carmilla is a poet. dont know if she writes poetry but she looks at things in a poet's way i think#also dont think shes entirely a romantic but i do think some of her tastes lean more toward the romantic
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starry-bi-sky · 10 months ago
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SURPRISE! I am still not done thinking about this.
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Danny has a problem.
No, actually he has two problems.
Three problems?
Four. All of them are related, and all of them are loosely connected to one another. Half of them are long-term, somewhat passive problems. Passive in the sense that he is not actively being bothered by it right this moment.
The other half are twins and are currently giving him active, in-the-moment 'oh shit' problems.
He ducks under Red Robin's bō, one hand secured tightly onto his backpack full of stolen tech -- tech being a loose term, he thinks. -- and, keeping half-a-mind on the weight imbalance, loosens a kick to birdie's face.
"You missed." He comments, his brain-to-mouth filter failing him as it normally does in fights, and watches as Red Robin manages to get out of the way in time before his heel can meet his jaw. Danny uses that pause and brief change in distance to righten his footing, and widen that distance between them both.
Well, as much as he can with the two of them on a rooftop. He needs to get off of here before reinforcements show up.
Red Robin twirls his staff, the action unsurprisingly graceful and just as threatening, and Danny politely ignores the thrill it rushes down his spine. "You too."
It's not often that Danny steals tech in Gotham, but he's pretty sure that in the handful of times he's been here, he's managed to firmly situate himself as a member of Red Robin's Rogues Gallery. Which; great, fantastic. It's not his fault that red-winged blackbird over there was always the one to catch up with him first.
How the hell did this happen when he doesn't frequent Gotham for his heists half as much as the other cities?
If it wasn't already obvious: Danny's current, active two problems are Red Robin. The first being that he was being pursued by him, the second, however?
Danny's pretty sure he's developing some kind of crush.
Red lunges at him, and on the downswing of his staff, Danny makes his backpack weightless and all but pirouettes out of the way. Reaching out to yank on Red Robin's cape hard enough that he loses his balance.
He usually has a strategy for these fights to avoid gathering more attention than he already has, and revealing the full extent of his powers!
That strategy is: Avoid getting socked, toss them around a little if need be, and then get the hell out of dodge the moment he can!
The uneducated may call it cowardly. Danny calls it a proportional response. Nobody kills a spider with a flamethrower.
As for that crush -- don't ask him how it happened. He doesn't know-- okay that's a lie. It's a complete and utter lie and Danny knows it. He knows why.
He'd like to say that it's because of his ghost half -- instincts, habits, new behavioral changes that result in his very physiology being altered. But that would ALSO be a lie. Danny just has weird fucking taste and he knows it.
There was a running theme, and he can deny it no longer!
He has a type for obsessive little freaks intent on ruining his day.
Valerie Gray: local ghost hunter who he (accidentally) ruined the life of, and who in turn swore vengeance against him and all ghosts. Obsessed with routinely kicking his ass whatever chance she gets.
Wes Weston (a crush he will take to his fucking GRAVE): Discovered his secret identity on accident, vowed to reveal it to the rest of school. Now obsessively stalks him any chance he gets. Danny has routinely stolen his camera to otherwise delete, destroy, or steal the photos he has on it.
(Danny's crush on Wes Weston completely blindsided him, and lasted him all the way up to the moment Danny was unceremoniously dumped into another dimension. Sam already gives him enough shit for dating Valerie, he can't imagine what she'd do if she found out he was crushing on the boy intent on revealing his secret identity.)
(His only excuse is that Wes' cringefail attitude, sheer dedication, and stalkerish tendencies charmed him. He never said it was a good excuse.)
And now Red Robin.
But there was another running theme, for Danny specifically, when it came to his crushes. Now a safe distance away again, Danny's mouth tilts into a cocky smile and his heart thuds loud in his ears. "You're off your A-game tonight, Red. Something got your feathers all clipped?"
That is: mercilessly teasing his crush. Danny genuinely can't explain it, but riling up the object of his affections created a thrill like no other. Something about seeing their faces turn cherry red and their pupils dilate. It's like a lion watching a limping gazelle across the savannah, the smell of blood urging it to pursue.
Birdie did not blush easy, but by the gods, Danny had fun trying.
Red Robin huffs, shooting back at him a sarcastic smile while he readjusts the grip on his bō. They circle around each other; "Just missed you, Luci. Heard you hit up one of Luthor's warehouses last month, I'm hurt, we've got perfectly good tech here."
Luci. Short for Illusa, which in turn is, apparently, a term for 'illusion'. Danny did not pick out the name, it -- like all his interactions with the media -- was assigned to him. He has to hand it to the guy who coined the name though; it's leagues above something like Inviso-Bill and Ghost Boy.
He huffs a low laugh, ignoring the flippity-flop of his heart as a croon rises in the back of his throat. "Don't be too mad at me, cat-food. Lexie had something I wanted." He adjusts his backpack so it fit more comfortably on his shoulders. Bits and bobbles he needed to build his portal gun. Wires, scrap metal, gadgets and gizmos he could take apart for their parts. Thats what he needs.
"And that is?" In the dim lighting, Danny watches the edges of Red Robin's mask raise like an eyebrow.
His smile turns sharp, baring. His mouth moves before his brain does; "Come over here for a kiss, pretty bird, and I might just tell you."
Danny Is An Alternate Version Of Ra's Al Ghul And Flash Already Called Dibs On Adopting Him
Danny In All His Sleep Deprived Slightly Scuffed Up From A Fight Glory Is On His Way To Clockworks Tower To Hopefully Get A Nap And Maybe Some Homework Done When A Natural Portal Opens Up In Front Of Him And Proceeds To Unceremoniously Drop Him In The DC Verse Just Outside Of Central City Before Promptly Closing Leaving A Tired Danny Behind In A Run Down Abandoned Parking Lot.
It's Times Like This When Danny Regrets Putting Off Learning How To Make His Own Portals, Cause Now He Is Very Much Stuck For The Foreseeable Future And He Has No Idea Where Or When He Is. Luckily For Him However Central City Isn't Too Far Away, Unlucky For Him However Is That Once In The City He Realizes This Isn't His Dimension. He's Pretty Sure He'd Remember Something Called The Justice League.
So What Do You Do When Supernatural Bullshit Fails You? You Fall Back On Your Mad Scientist Roots And You Make A Portal Gun. So That's Exactly What Danny Plans To Do.
Unfortunately Staying Alive And Building Questionably Safe Portal Technology Requires Money And Supplies, So He Ends Up Wandering From City To City Doing Odd Jobs/Fixing Up Busted Tech For Cash Or Unwanted Electronics For His "Operation: Get Home" Needs. This Obviously Ends In A Few Superhero Encounter Shenanigans.
Though He Always Ends Up Back Near Central City, Both On The Off Chance The Natural Portal Will Open Up Again And Because Out Of All The Superheroes That Apparently Exist In This Universe The Speedsters Are His Favorite (Red Robin Is Solidly His Second Favorite Ever Since The Gotham Vigilante Gave Him A Large Coffee Filled With Enough Caffeine To Kill A Man).
Unbeknownst To Danny However Is That Every Hero/Vigilante He Has Encountered Has Come To At Least One Of The Following Conclusions; 1. Run Away Meta Who Is In Desperate Need Of A Good Meal/Adoption Bait. 2. Possibly Red Robin/Tim Drake Clone 3. A Good Kid But Could Possibly Be A Future Rouge If Left Unsupervised. 4. Did Bats Get A New Kid And Why Is He Here?
All Flash Knows Is That He Saw The Kid First And Therefore Has Dibs. Suck It Bruce.
Fast-forward A Few Months And Danny Gets Hurt During A Rogue Attack While Trying To Help Some Civilians Get To Safety (Old Hero Habits Die Hard (Ha Die Hard) And All That Jazz) And He Nopes Out Once Everyone Is Safe And When The Paramedics Are Busy With Other People Unaware He Left A Blood Sample Behind.
One DNA Test Brought To You By Paranoid Bat Concerns Of A Possible Red Robin Clone Later And They Find Out That Dannys DNA Matches One Ra's Al Ghul.
They Now Think Danny Is An Escaped Ra's Al Ghul Clone.
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#me 🤝 bruce wayne: not a quipper. chronically quip-less.#this was all over the place negl jdfhag. i didn't have a direction just 'danny has a type for obsessives and had a crush on wes'#'do something to apply that to red robin. and make him flirt.' and here we are.#danny's first two problems are: he is stuck in another dimension. he has to steal in order to make the gun to get home#the other two are: 'im being pursued by red robin.' + 'i might have a crush on red robin'#this was brought to you by the idea that danny had a crush on wes weston specifically BECAUSE of his obsessive need to prove his identity#which was fucking HILARIOUS to me and me only. danny is taking that secret to the GRAVE. no one must know.#something in danny activates the moment he's within range of a crush that triggers his inner pursuit predator. its like blood in the water.#its a wonder of the world that sam and tucker never discovered his crush on wes because the moment that boy is within range danny does NOT#leave him alone. He immediately starts furiously flirting with him via 'aw still stalking me wes?' and stealing his camera to look at#what new photos he took lately. it gets ten times worse if its just the four of them around bc then danny can be more lackadaisical abt#his identity. it drives Wes up a wall. Danny DELIGHTS in watching his face turn red. he comments on the photos and compliments them#i tried to imply that red robin was obsessed with catching Illusa whenever he was in Gotham. I failed. but just know that he is.#danny: your cringefail attitude and obsessive stalker tendencies have charmed me. i'm going to kiss you on the mouth.#this is not a result of ectoplasm. Ras Danyal is literally Just Like that. his type is the sound: 'anybody gonna match my freak?'#ALSO i could not get it mentioned but he IS wearing a domino mask and as Illusa holds a substantial lack of drip.#that boy is in basic-ass thiefwear and that is inTENTIONAL. his name is illusa because of his ability to slip away from heroes#undetected. like he was never even there in the first place. i came up with the name on the spot. it was either that or Magoria or#Mirage. but those both sounded too basic so Illusa it is.#standing firm in the idea that Danny holds way the hell back as Illusa and as a result nobody knows how strong he actually is. i like to#imagine that he's a frustrating opponent towards some heroes bc his strat is literally just:#'only stay long enough to toss them on their ass and run when their back is turned.' he has no interest in trying to fight them long term#or even defeat them. and for any new heroes trying to prove themselves its borderline insulting slhf. like NO! COME BACK AND FIGHT ME#danny mercilessly teasing wes has not left my brain. its so good to think about. that boy is a straight up fucking MENACE. its fantastic.#ras danyal just aggressively homoerotically subtexts at his crushes
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thelotusrabbit · 3 months ago
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DpxDc #8
Sleeping like the dead.
Danny has died and came back.
He obviously knows that, his friends and sister know that, but he may have forgotten the consequences of it.
Mainly, his now numerous “health issues” that other people (outside of Amity) would find… worrying.
That’s why he was denied access to the space program, or why the universities denied him scholarships, fearing he might not actually be able to finish their programs.
Danny didn’t really want to ask his parents for money either.
He knew they didn’t have a savings account for him, and he was actually trying to distance himself from them when he saw them finally keeping their promise of tearing apart ghosts “molecule by molecule”.
Lots of jobs wouldn’t hire him because of his “health conditions”, so he decided to leave Amity Park and travel to Gotham.
Getting help from Tucker, he found out about a grandfather (on his father’s side) who lived there and, after contacting him, offered Danny a place to stay until he found a job.
The address brought him to an… absolutely gigantic mansion, his jaw dropped to the floor as he stared at it.
Smiling at him, an old man with a sharp mustache offered Danny his hand.
“It is lovely to meet you, Danny. Certainly a surprise, but a welcome one.”
Danny smiled back, shaking it.
Alfred Pennyworth had a son, once. A son who decided to cut him off after college due to his growing obsession with the occult.
It was later that he found employment with the Waynes, missing his son every day and, admittedly, projecting a little on Bruce, loving him as his own.
After decades of silence, his apparent grandson contacted him out of the blue, asking for help.
Nobody could blame him for jumping at the occasion, so it was like this that (DNA test confirmed it) Danny Pennyworth Fenton started his training as a butler in Wayne Manor.
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It wasn't much later that Alfred noticed something wrong with the boy.
The slow breathing, the pale skin and occasional twitching.
Introducing him to the Waynes was chaos, as expected, but a couple of weeks later, everybody behaved like Danny had always been there, which was nice.
And, soon enough, there were more people noticing his nephew's odd behaviors.
On top of everything observed before, they noticed the nose bleeds, the way his skin would take a blue tint to it, the way he wouldn't use his left arm for a day or two...
Then one night, Alfred peered Danny's door open, like he did for every guest in the house, and he saw him.
His nephew, under the covers, perfectly still...
His eyes, unseeing but open wide...
His jaw slack and his skin cold...
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apatheticsunday · 10 days ago
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Skittles-Flavored Fear
AKA "The Batfam rescue several Gotham-U students from Scarecrow's latest hostage situation. However, Dr. Jonathan Crane becomes obsessed when one student has a strange reaction to the Fear Toxin - extreme exhilaration and giddiness." Based on this prompt!!
Danny knows Ghosts feed on intense emotion to survive; he's never had to, never wanted to because it feels... parasitic. He never thought he'd be drugged with it. Sitting among his fellow students, tied up as the Straw Man or whatever monologues about his evil plans, Danny thought the worst thing that could happen would be hallucinating a dissection table. Maybe the GIW or his parents with gleaming googles and scalpels at the ready.
He doesn't even realize they're already being gassed until Danny takes a breath and tastes... skittles? Like, taffy, frosted cream, and melty-sweet syrup. The more he breathes it in, the more he feels strangely floaty. His head feels both heavy and light, stuffed with cotton, and he can barely even hear. (If he could hear, he'd probably would be horrified by his classmates screaming, writhing in terror all around him like a swarm of buzzing locusts.)
And then somebody - The Straw Man - is looming in front of him, grabbing Danny by the face, and curiously tilting his head. After a moment of contemplation, Straw Man rummages around in his satchel before Danny gets freaking hosed in the face with a concentrated dose of Fear Toxin. And then everything gets better worse. Danny feels euphoric. He's giggling, smiling, head so clouded from the high that he doesn't even notice even Dr. Crane drags him through the crowded lecture hall. Doesn't notice when two goons grab him by the arms and start to haul him toward the exit.
What he does notice is the Straw Man's body slamming into the wall. Several figures blur in shades of black, blue, green, and red as Danny squints to try and focus on at least one of them. Then, somebody - blue and black - is at his side. Danny kind of... slides down the hero's side, legs too wobbly to hold himself up, until the hero has to prop Danny into a half-laying-half-sitting position. Danny's still giggling, slurring something and his hand somehow finds the hero's face, patting it in thanks for the rescue.
It's only when the Big Bat comes over, fits an odd-shaped mask over Danny's face, that he stops smelling candy. Instead, he smells something putrid, almost like formaldehyde, sweat, and... unmentionable body fluids. Danny's head is throbbing like brain freeze and a pressure headache, nausea so intense he can taste it in the back of his throat and cramps in his stomach. One moment he's mumbling 'm gon' throw up and the next he's ripping the mask off his face. Turns to the side and... barfs on Batman. (If he were more coherent, he'd probably be mortified. Maybe even die again of embarrassment. Worse when Nightwing cackles uncontrollably from beside him. Ancients, he'd petted Nightwing!! On the freakin' face!!)
That's the last thing that Danny remembers. He wakes up in the hospital several hours later, several texts from Jazz, Sam, and Tucker saying they're taking the next flight to Gotham. Danny flops back into the hospital bed and groans. Groans louder when he remembers what happened in the lecture hall. At least there's probably a very small amount of people who can say they barfed on the Dark Knight of Gotham and got away with it, right?
(Cue Scarecrow constantly trying to kidnap Danny and the Batfam being put on Danny-watch to make sure he's safe. Maybe also trying to figure out why Danny reacts differently to Fear Toxin, but assume he's an undocumented meta with a unique biology. Danny absolutely thinks he's being stalked by Batman as revenge.)
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leafyeyes417 · 5 months ago
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Summoning fix it
Danny accepted being Ghost King when he was 20. Why 20? Because at that point his human half was looking more fae than human. At least he got that growth spurt and reached 6 foot 5. But the pointed ears, catlike eyes that glowed, fangs, and glowing freckles along with his height made him stand out.
Sam and Tucker, the two most liminal humans up till that point, were only better in that their eyes only glowed when emotional and that they didn’t have freckles. The trio had decided that they were more infinite realm denizens than living and they moved in to Danny’s new castle.
Accepting the throne was chaos. Especially with the observants constantly trying to butt in after he cut their power. They tried many things to keep him busy, including trying to bury him in centuries of old paperwork. Unfortunately for them Danny was not going to put up with that.
He sent out a message looking for any ghosts whose obsession was being a secretary. And there were more than he expected. After screening he chose a few and let the rejected ones know that he would set something up to help them later, but first he needed to straighten things out.
During all this Danny ended up summoned. He was annoyed that any regular old joe could just summon him. He was the Ghost King! He had more important things to do (even if it was just playing video games) than answer every summon request at other people’s whims. There were a multitude of dimensions out there, who knew how often he could be summoned?!
The trio quickly got to work and created a summon circle that first, allowed him to send someone in his stead, and second, prevented forced summoning if he declined answering.
Calling on more ghosts, he found one that grants wishes, and unlike Desiree, has no horrible consequences as long as a price of equal payment is made. He then wished all summoning circles to summon the ghost king from the point in time of his ascension be switched with his new one.
After that, he assigned one of the secretaries to be the one to answer the summons. He made a list of things to outright decline, and if they were unsure they were to call him and ask.
That’s how the Justice League ended up finding out that there was a new Ghost King. Constantine was particularly annoyed when he realized the switch with the summoning instructions. Luckily they weren’t on such a time crunch that they didn’t have the time to get the new materials needed.
Upon completion of the summoning, a female humanoid in a professional suit floated, and spoke “I am Penny, secretary of Ghost King Phantom. What is the subject of your summons?”
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rosemaryhoney27 · 7 days ago
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Cat Conspiracy
The Cat Conspiracy
Damian Wayne had tracked assassins across continents, dismantled crime syndicates before breakfast, and fought rogue AI while still managing to ace his Latin homework.
But nothing—nothing—had prepared him for Danny Fenton.
Specifically, Danny Fenton and his suspicious pattern of visiting pet stores all over Gotham, emerging each time with an armful of cats.
Damian narrowed his eyes from the rooftop across the street as Danny exited The Purring Palace with five cats in various shades of tabby draped across his arms, a smug little smile on his face.
Damian’s voice was a low growl in the comms. “Grayson. I’ve got eyes on Fenton again. He’s acquired more felines. That’s the third pet store this week. Something is afoot.”
Across the city, Dick let out an exaggerated groan. “Maybe he just likes cats?”
“No one likes cats that much. Not without a nefarious purpose,” Damian replied, dead serious.
“Damian, buddy, you live with eight trained attack bats and a demon dog. Let the kid have some cats.”
“I will not rest until I uncover his scheme.”
Meanwhile, Danny Fenton was indeed up to something.
He wasn't robbing banks or raising a ghost army or even stealing Gotham's supply of tuna fish. His plan was, in fact, adorably petty.
“Here you go, Mr. Meowser,” he whispered as he tucked the newest stray into a box carefully prepared with toys, a mini litter pan, and an engraved name tag. “You’re going to love your new home. It has three fireplaces, heated floors, and a man who pretends to hate you but secretly buys you imported kibble.”
He grinned as the box closed.
Operation: Furry Revenge was going purrfectly.
After all, if Vlad Masters—billionaire fruit loop, obsessed with power, and frequent thorn in Danny’s ghostly side—was too busy dealing with the ever-growing clowder of feline freeloaders mysteriously showing up at his mansion, then he’d have zero time for evil schemes.
Better yet, Vlad hadn’t sent a ghost assassin after him in weeks. The last thing he’d screamed over the phone was, “Daniel, I am not a cat café!”—right before the line went dead and the sound of a kitten meowing played faintly in the background.
Success.
Vlad was unraveling.
He now owned no less than thirty-two cats, each with names like “Princess Fuzzums,” “Waffle,” and “Mr. Stabby.”
They appeared out of nowhere.
Well, not nowhere. Always in tidy, clearly handmade boxes, addressed to him, complete with vet records and gourmet food recommendations.
He’d tried to be mad. He’d tried to find the source. But the cats... they purred.
One had curled up on his chest and started kneading at his robe while purring like a chainsaw, and now she had a bed on his desk and he dictated business emails around her nap schedule.
He was losing the war, and the worst part? He was starting to like it.
Damian had enough.
He dropped down from a rooftop like an avenging shadow as Danny exited yet another pet store with a fluffy ginger kitten perched on his head like a crown.
“I knew it.”
Danny screamed and nearly dropped the kitten. “What the hell?! Do you practice dramatic entrances?”
“You’ve been acquiring cats for a dark purpose,” Damian said, voice cold and accusatory. “I demand to know what you’re planning.”
Danny blinked at him. Then grinned.
“Would you believe me if I said it was a long-term plan to neutralize a billionaire supervillain through the power of feline responsibility?”
Damian stared.
Danny kept going. “I call it Operation: Claw and Order. My target now owns thirty-two cats. That’s roughly thirty-one more than he emotionally admits to loving.”
“…You’re weaponizing cats.”
“Yes,” Danny said, very proud.
Damian folded his arms. “…Interesting. I approve.”
Danny blinked. “Wait, what?”
“I would’ve used snakes, but your method is arguably more insidious. If you require assistance in continuing this campaign, I can connect you with Selina Kyle. She has... resources.”
Danny cackled. “Oh my god, is this what friendship feels like?”
“No,” Damian said immediately. “…But I’ll help deliver the next batch.”
And just like that, Gotham’s weirdest alliance was born: the half-ghost boy with a vengeance plan powered by kittens, and the Bat’s youngest, most terrifying son.
Vlad never knew what hit him.
But his cats were very well-fed.
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kitkatlovr · 29 days ago
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Uhhh first post let's go? I've had Danny Phantom x DC crossover brainrot in my head for the past three months :P Never touched either fandom before now though so that's cool
Dpxdc prompt
Every time Danny goes ghost, he's kinda technically dying on command. And when someone dies, they get their own lair as an afterlife. So what if every time he "dies" he just get another lair? Like in the Ghost Zone there's just a bunch of space themed doors sorta close together but not really next to each other? So there's like hundreds if not thousands of doors from the amount of times Danny transforms. And he kinda doesn't know about it? He's still techincally sorta alive so the thought that he has a lair just doesn't come up in his mind.
The day when he defeats Pariah Dark and becomes the Ghost King of the Infinite Realms by Right of Combat, his core becomes attuned to the Infinite Realms that's also sorta sentient. So the Realms are just like "hey there's a bunch of lairs in my Chosen Ones name so I'm gonna give him a welcome present by merging them all together :)"
And then the result is a huge implosion of mass from the tens of thousands of doors and energy from the surrounding ectoplasm. Like a reverse Big Bang. Which absolutely fits with one of Danny's two obsessions: Space. And EVERYONE can feel the aftershocks. Or a certain Death magic feeling. Like a man named John Constantine.
So naturally everyone is just like "wtf!?" Like John calling an emergency JLD meeting even though he barely ever does, and the Ancients are just absolutely flabbergasted that this infant of a new Ancient suddenly has a whole ass haunt in the Infinite Realms that's as big or even bigger than theirs.
And that's just the tip of the iceberg, idek what his haunt in the Infinite Realms would manifest as.
P.S. if anyone had this idea before me and also posted it somewhere, I'm sorry I've never had an original thought in my life
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geminiwritten · 23 days ago
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safehouse ; joaquín torres
fandom: marvel
pairing: joaquín x reader
summary: you're an ex-assassin trained by hawkeye and black widow, and your old friend sam needs your help on a mission alongside his new protege... but things don't go exactly to plan and you end up indefinitely stuck in a safehouse with joaquín
notes: danny ramirez has me in such a chokehold, he made me write smut!!! kind of... upon reread, i feel like this might flop? and i'm a little extra nervous about it because it's my second first attempt at smut, so i hope it doesn't suck! please, please, please let me know what you think! i need feedback! and also, sorry if it's shitty, i'm so out of practice with marvel, i'm just feral for this man...
warnings: swearing, sexual tension (lots), mention of guns / weapons, very minor descriptions of violence, italics, mention of a toxic ex and toxic behaviour, very out of date marvel knowledge, super horny, and SMUT-ish? (masturbation, dirty talk, thigh riding) so 18+ ONLY MDNI!!!
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“I’m going to do a quick sweep,” Joaquín says. “Make sure we weren’t followed.” 
You nod once, doing your best to flash the hottest man you’ve ever seen a cool, easy smile. 
“Copy,” Sam says as he walks further into the house. “Echo, you’re with me. Let’s clear this place.” 
You roll your eyes and follow Sam deeper into the safehouse, forcing yourself not to glance back as Joaquín slips out the front door. 
“That’s not my name anymore,” you mutter, sheathing a dagger in your thigh holster. “And would you slow down?” 
Just an hour ago, you were waiting at a secret meet-up spot for Sam to fill you in on this special mission he needed your expertise for. You weren’t keen on coming out of retirement, but he’d practically begged you over the phone—and you had no excuse good enough to say no. 
So there you were, waiting, when all hell broke loose. You don’t know who they were, but they came at you hard and fast, raining hellfire just as Sam—and his stupidly gorgeous protege—showed up. You fought your way out and found refuge in this safehouse. Now all you need to do is make sure you’re actually safe before figuring out what the fuck just happened. 
“All clear,” you tell Sam as you return to the landing just inside the front door of the old townhouse. 
He nods. “Looks like we’re good.” 
You tuck your gun away and start fiddling with a strap on the sleeve of your jacket, keeping your gaze locked on Sam beneath a furrowed brow. You’ve always been particularly good at death stares, and if Sam was a lesser man, he’d probably keel over by now. 
But instead, he grins. “What’s that look for?” 
“You know damn well what this look is for,” you mutter. 
He raises his brows, waiting for you to snap. 
It doesn’t take long. 
“What the fuck is your problem?” you hiss, just in case Joaquín is within earshot. “Two weeks ago you just happen to be in town, we catch up for a drink, and I drunkenly confess that I think your little protege is hot. Then all of a sudden, there’s a mysterious mission that requires both of us?” 
He chuckles quietly, eyes sparkling with amusement. “I’d call that a coincidence,” he says. “Oh, and I think your exact words were a walking wet dream with a stupidly perfect smile.” 
You narrow your eyes. “Whatever you’re playing at, stop it. I’m here now, so I’m going to help us get out of this mess—but that’s it.” 
“Would you calm down?” he sighs, leaning back against the wall—awkwardly, thanks to the shield on his back. “The kid has a thing for you too, so I just thought—” 
“What?” 
He rolls his eyes. “He’s like... obsessed with you. As soon as he found out I was catching up with you the other week, he wouldn’t shut up about it. Kept saying how he used to track your missions when you were working off-book with Hawkeye and Widow.” 
You raise your brows, crossing your arms. “Oh, cool. So he’s a stalker obsessed with a version of me from years ago? When I was training every day and hadn’t just been dragged out of retirement.” 
Sam gives you a flat look. “Would you stop calling it retirement? It was an elective hiatus—at most—and you’re still in your physical prime.” 
“Yeah,” you scoff. “Tell that to my knees.” 
Sam smirks. “I’m sure Joaquín won’t mind if you can’t get on your knees. Laying down would be just as—” 
You cross the room in one step and punch him in the shoulder. “Dude! Seriously?” 
He chuckles. “Okay, look, I wasn’t lying about the mission. I really do need your help on this. And so what if maybe you find a little love along the way? You’re both into each other and I know you both very well. You’d be great together. Plus, you’re both equally irritating, so really, this is an entirely selfless act. Why would I want to double your annoyingness?” 
You sigh and lean back, propping one arm on the post at the end of the stair banister. “It just doesn’t work like that, Sam. Not for people like us. We don’t date—it’s not realistic.” 
He rolls his eyes again and pushes off the wall. “Whatever you say, Echo. But I can see the way you’re looking at him. So if you want me out of the house, just say so. I’ll go for a walk or something.” 
Then he winks and turns into the small living room, making the cheap furniture look ridiculously tiny compared to his broad, geared-up physique. 
After a hot minute of seriously considering whether or not you could get away with ditching this mission entirely, you sigh and follow Sam—stripping off your gear as you go. 
You unzip your jacket and shrug it off, tossing it over the back of the couch as you pass through the living room. There’s a narrow archway leading into the kitchen, where Sam is already cracking open the fridge like he owns the place. You stop at the island counter and reach up to slide your weapons harness off your shoulders. It drops into your hands with a familiar weight before you set it on the bench. 
Next, you unclip your belt and bend down to unfasten the straps of your thigh holsters, tugging them free one at a time. You reach lower, dragging a short dagger from your boot and adding it to the pile. Then your gloves—peeled off and tossed carelessly onto the heap of weapons—before grabbing the hem of your long-sleeved tactical shirt and yanking it over your head. 
You’re down to your compression shirt—tight, unforgiving, and clinging to your body like a second skin—as you lean one hip against the counter and finally let out a breath. 
“Damn,” a voice says behind you—Joaquín. 
He’s standing just shy of the archway, making it look comically small with the bulk of his gear. His cheeks are flushed, dark curls damp with sweat, and his lips curved into a soft, crooked smirk. 
You want to say something snarky—ask if he sees something he likes, maybe point out a non-existent drop of drool on his chin. But you can’t. Because you’re giving him the exact same look—all heat, all want, no shame. 
Joaquín isn’t just gorgeous, he’s fucking badass too. You nearly lost your cool when he wrapped you in his arms during the earlier ambush, just before rocketing into the sky. You weren’t scared—just absurdly, wildly horny for the hot guy with mechanical wings flying you to safety. 
“Alright, you two,” Sam says, dropping a half-empty bottle of orange juice on the counter. “Save the saucy looks for later. First, we need to get in touch with the Secretary of Defence—see if we can start an investigation into whoever attacked us. Then we’ll figure out how long we’re stuck here.” 
Joaquín eyes the juice suspiciously. “How do you know that’s not expired?” 
Sam lifts it up. “Oh, it’s very expired.” Then takes a swig anyway, grimacing as he swallows. 
“Gross,” you mutter, turning toward the sink. 
You twist on the tap and squirt a half-crusted blob of soap from the sad little pump bottle on the windowsill, scrubbing the dirt and dried blood—thankfully not yours—off your hands. 
“Alright,” Joaquín says, “how do we contact the Secretary?” 
Two weeks. It’s been two whole weeks of living in this godforsaken townhouse in bum-fuck suburbia, with barely any information on the assholes who forced you into hiding. 
All you do know is that they were after you. 
Yep. Someone’s been holding a serious grudge, just waiting for you to crawl out of retirement to make a move. So Sam made the call—told you to lay low at the safehouse, use an alias in case any nosy neighbours came sniffing around, and to simply wait while he tries to dig up more information on whoever sent the thugs. 
And the worst part? He assigned Joaquín as your full-time protection detail. 
Which means not only are you stuck in this crusty old house, but you’re stuck with one very attractive, very tempting man who apparently has no idea just how goddamn gorgeous he is. 
“You finished with this?” Joaquín asks, brows raised as he slowly reaches for the plate in front of you. 
You’re standing at the kitchen island, bent forward with your elbows on the bench and your chin resting in your palms. Across from you, Joaquín is washing dishes. Shirtless. Wearing nothing but a loose pair of grey sweats, skin still damp from the shower, curls sticking to his forehead, and looking like every fantasy you’ve ever had come to life. 
“Hello?” he says, waving a soapy hand in front of your face. “Anyone home?” 
You blink and force your eyes away from the absurd perfection of his body, dragging them up to his equally unfair face. 
“Sorry,” you mutter, cheeks warming. “Yeah, I’m done.” 
He flashes that boyish grin, picks up the plate, and turns back to the sink—letting you go right back to ogling him in peace. 
Your eyes drift over the muscles in his back, watching them roll and flex as he scrubs. You’re nearly tempted to dirty another dish just to keep the view going. Because this? This right here—domestic Joaquín, shirtless and glistening—is enough to keep your imagination busy for a very long time. 
Not that you’ve had much opportunity to indulge those fantasies, because Joaquín is here all the damn time. He only leaves when Sam calls him out—usually for groceries, clean clothes, or a quick intel drop. 
You’re almost never in the house alone. 
Which means your fantasies have been... limited. Mostly to rushed moments in the shower or late at night, when you’re pretty sure—hoping—that he’s asleep. 
“You know,” he says, breaking you out of your dazed—and admittedly filthy—thoughts, “if someone told me a few weeks ago that I’d be stuck in a safehouse with the Red Echo, I probably would’ve fainted.” 
You frown curiously, a small smirk tugging at your lips. “Really?” 
He nods. “Really.” 
When he turns around, your breath catches. Yeah, okay, you saw his abs like five minutes ago, but that doesn’t make them any less ridiculously sexy. 
“Why’s that?” you ask, determined not to let him fluster you any more than he already has. 
His cheeks flush, eyes dropping to the dish towel he’s drying his hands with. “I was, like... obsessed with you. I’m sure Sam mentioned it. Used to track your missions with agents Barton and Romanoff. Thought you were the coolest assassin ever.” 
You let out a soft laugh, straightening up and leaning a hip against the counter. “Do I live up to the legend, then?” 
His eyes widen as he nods. “Oh, yeah. You’re badass.” 
You feel your cheeks heat even more, quickly dropping your gaze to hide the stupid smile trying to sneak its way onto your face—just because he called you badass. 
Despite living together for two weeks, you’ve mostly avoided getting too personal. Most of your time has been spent in companionable silence, watching TV or reading. When Sam’s over, you all talk and joke, but when you’re alone, you let the tension do the talking. Exchanging nothing more than heated glances and softly spoken words. 
You’re not entirely sure why you’ve kept your distance—maybe because you know this is temporary, and you don’t want to get too attached. But it’s getting harder by the day. Joaquín is charming. And so painfully attractive that playing it cool is starting to feel impossible. 
“It wasn’t that badass,” you say, folding your arms. “Working with Clint and Nat, I mean.” 
He frowns, unconvinced. “I find that hard to believe.” 
“No, really,” you insist. “It was brutal, mostly. I got beaten up, like, a lot. I wasn’t raised an assassin like they were—I had to learn. So if I wasn’t getting my ass handed to me in combat, it was one of them kicking my butt during training.” 
He chuckles. “Really? Who was worse?” 
You bite your lip to keep from smiling—his grin is stupidly infectious—and tilt your head in thought. 
“Hm,” you hum. “I know I should say Nat, but... it was probably Clint.” 
Joaquín raises a brow. “How?” 
“Oh, he was like a drill sergeant. Had me learning everything, all at once. My hands were bleeding from archery, my limbs were bruised from hand-to-hand, and my head was always throbbing from getting slammed into mats. And he didn’t let up. Told me the enemy wouldn’t, so why should he— unless I was genuinely wrecked. Nat was a little more forgiving. I think her childhood made her more empathetic when it came to training. She didn’t want to push me too far. Clint, though? He needed me to be tough. It was a good dynamic—very good cop, bad cop.” 
“Wow,” Joaquín murmurs, eyes a little dazed as he just stares at you. 
You pause, brow furrowing. “What?” 
He shrugs, tearing his gaze away as he turns to hang the dish towel over the oven handle. 
“Nothing, just...” He looks up at you again, all warm eyes and stupidly perfect cheekbones—like he doesn’t realise how dangerous he is. “You’re really cool.” 
“You’re pretty cool too, Falcon,” you say, letting a small smirk curl your lips. “With or without the wings—I know you’re a badass too.” 
He meets your stare with dark eyes full of challenge. “I am pretty badass. Could probably give you a run for your money.” 
The mood shifts, the light teasing between you pulled tighter—tension creeping in, hot and deliberate. 
You arch a brow. “You think?” 
He nods, arms crossing over his bare chest in a way that makes your thighs clench. “I do.” 
“Bold, Torres,” you murmur, narrowing your eyes. “Care to prove it?” 
He steps around the kitchen island—two strides and he’s in your space. “Name a time and place, cariño.” 
“Right now,” you say, holding his heated stare. “Backyard.” 
That panty-melting smile flashes across his face as he leans in. “You’re on.” Then his voice drops—lower, rougher, almost lethal. “Be lying if I said I haven’t been dying to get my hands on you.” 
Your heart lurches, then takes off, sending a hot rush of blood straight to your head. 
“Professionally, of course,” he adds quickly, and you might’ve believed the cool confidence if it weren’t for the blush creeping up to the tips of his ears. 
“Of course,” you echo, your voice soft—breathless. 
The air between you thickens, crackling with heat as your eyes lock—tension simmering, slow and dangerous. 
Then his phone chimes, and you both flinch. 
He moves to check it while you step back, letting out a breath you hadn’t realised you were holding. 
“Just Sam checking in,” he mutters, glancing up. “Should I tell him I’m about to kick your ass, or...?” 
You roll your eyes. “Try it first. Before claiming victory.” 
Then you turn and head into the small living room, taking a right at the front landing and making your way down the hall toward the back door. 
The backyard isn’t much—patchy grass, some cracked pavers, and a chain-link fence that barely shields you from nosy neighbours. But right now, with Joaquín standing across from you, shirtless and barefoot in the glow of the setting sun, it might as well be an arena. 
“You sure you’re ready for this?” he asks, bouncing lightly on the balls of his feet, all cocky grin and coiled muscle. 
You roll your neck and stretch out your arms. “Oh, I’m ready.” 
He waits a beat before making the first move—a quick step in, testing you with a light jab. You dodge easily, grabbing his wrist and twisting, using his momentum to spin him around. He grunts, surprised, but recovers fast, sweeping a leg toward yours. 
You jump, laughing as you land and press your body into his from behind, locking an arm around his throat in a loose hold. “That all you got, Torres?” 
He chuckles, low and warm. “Just getting started.” 
He bucks back hard, breaking your hold, and in the scuffle, you both stumble—him catching your waist, you grabbing his shoulder—and suddenly, you're tangled, chest to chest, breathing hard. 
“Careful,” he murmurs, his breath hot on your skin, “you might enjoy this a little too much.” 
“Speak for yourself,” you shoot back, but your voice is ragged, traitorous. 
He smirks and tries to pin you, but you twist at the last second, hooking your leg around his and taking him down—landing right on top of him. 
Straddling him. 
You both freeze. 
Your thighs press against his hips, your palms on his bare chest, heat sparking where your skin meets. His hands hover near your waist, not quite touching, but God, you can feel the tension in his fingers, the flex of restraint. 
“Not bad,” he says, voice low and uneven. 
You smirk, grinding your hips just slightly—for dominance, of course. “Say it.” 
He looks up at you like he’s starving. “You’re dangerous.” 
“And?” 
His hands finally settle on your hips. Firm. Possessive. 
“And you’re really, really hot when you’re trying to beat the shit out of me.” 
Your next breath shudders out of you. 
And then the back door creaks open. 
“Am I interrupting something?” Sam asks, arms crossed as he stands on the porch. 
You jump off Joaquín like you’ve been burned, nervously brushing non-existent dust from your knees. 
“Nope,” you say, way too fast. “Just sparring.” 
Sam raises a brow. “Sure. Sparring. What’s that move called? Cowgirl?” 
Joaquín, still on his back in the grass, just grins up at you. “Maybe we could try reverse later.” 
You narrow your eyes, pursing your lips to keep from grinning. “Without an audience, preferably.” 
“Promise?” he asks, his gaze shameless. 
You can’t stop the quiet laugh that slips out as you shake your head, leaning forward to offer him a hand. Joaquín takes it, and you help him off the ground before turning back to Sam. 
“So, Cap,” you say. “What’s up?” 
“Just checking in,” he replies, eyes flicking suspiciously between the two of you. “I texted Joaquín to let him know I was dropping by.” 
Joaquín scratches the back of his neck, sheepish. “Yeah... not gonna lie, I didn’t fully read the text.” 
Sam raises his brows. “Distracted?” 
His tone is playful, but you catch the underlying suggestion—it’s a test. Joaquín is still on duty. He’s your protection detail, and he’s supposed to be focused. 
“It was my fault,” you jump in. “I bet him he couldn’t take me in hand-to-hand.” 
Sam snorts. “Please. All you’d have to do is flash him a smile and he’d be on his knees.” 
Joaquín’s jaw drops, his cheeks going a deep, furious red. 
You turn to him, grinning. “Is that true?” 
He stares at you with wide brown eyes. “I—I mean, well—no, but—” 
“Save it, man,” Sam laughs. “You’re just digging yourself deeper.” 
Despite the nerves fluttering in your chest, you keep your cool. You pat Joaquín’s bare chest—your palm lingering just long enough to feel the heat of his skin—before turning back to Sam and walking toward the porch. 
It takes Joaquín a full minute to remember how to move, but eventually he follows. You all make your way inside and settle into the cramped little living space, listening closely as Sam delivers a brief—and rather disappointing—update. 
They still don’t know much about who ordered the hit on you, but they’re not giving up. New leads might turn up in New York, and they’re even considering reaching out to the Winter Soldier and his new team. 
“So what does that mean for us?” you ask, gesturing vaguely between you and Joaquín. “We’re surviving just fine, but I’d really like to get back to my life. And I’m sure Joaquín would—” 
“Actually,” Joaquín cuts in, flashing that crooked grin that threatens to short-circuit your brain, “I think I’m having more fun here.” 
He even throws in a wink for good measure. 
You feel your cheeks warm, but Sam keeps talking, mercifully ignoring the exchange. 
“I know it’s not ideal,” he says, “but it’s the safest place for you right now. And I’d never forgive myself if something happened to you. I was the one who dragged you back to work, so I’m going to be the one to find these guys and stop them.” 
You take a deep breath and let it out slowly, sinking back into the couch. “Alright, fine. But if we’re stuck here indefinitely, I’ve got a list of demands.” 
Sam nods. “Anything. Just say the word.” 
The next afternoon, Sam returns with everything you asked for. He brings a large duffel packed with the exact clothes you requested, a trunk full of groceries—including all the pantry staples that the house has been lacking—and the box from under your bed containing... personal items. 
“I had a Secret Service agent swing by your apartment,” Sam says, setting the box on the coffee table. “No one opened it, but something definitely started... buzzing on the way over.” 
Your eyes go wide as you snatch the box off the table. “What the fuck, Sam?” 
He chuckles. “Hey, you’re the one who needed it.” 
“Yes,” you snap, cheeks burning. “Because it’s got personal shit like tampons and pads—which I’m going to need if we’re stuck here for another two weeks.” 
Joaquín’s laugh carries from the kitchen, where he’s putting away the groceries. “What else is in the box?” 
You shoot him a look over your shoulder, eyes narrowed and lips twitching. “Wouldn’t you like to know.” 
“Cool it, you two,” Sam says. “You might be stuck with each other for a while. Don’t make it weird.” 
The next week is nothing if not weird. And tense. And so full of heat and frustration, you’re surprised the walls haven’t caught fire. 
Because after that little spar in the backyard, something shifted—snapped, like a rubber band pulled too tight. Now, you and Joaquín just can’t seem to stay out of each other’s way, no matter how hard you try. 
He’s everywhere. In the kitchen when you’re trying to make coffee—shirtless and smug, all lean muscle and unintentional teasing. He’s always leaning in too close, brushing your waist with his fingertips, pressing his body against yours to reach for something he absolutely does not need that badly. 
And the couch. That small fucking couch that leaves no real space between the two of you. His leg against yours. His arm slung casually behind your shoulders. The whole tiny room suddenly suffocating with his heat, his scent, the sheer proximity of him turning your brain to static. 
Then there’s the time you turned the corner just as he was grabbing his towel out of the dryer—both of you freezing as you came face to face with damp skin, low-slung fabric, and absolutely zero shame in his smirk. 
In that moment, you decided—two could play at this game. 
So, you stopped wearing pants. Not all the time—just before bed. Sometimes it’s little booty shorts, or cute boyleg underwear. But mostly, it’s just an oversized tee and nothing else. 
And the way his eyes track your bare legs like he’s a man starved? Yeah. You’ve noticed. 
But then there was the morning you’d opted for a bath instead of a shower—to deal with the ever-building frustration twisting low in your belly. You were already settled in the steaming tub, surrounded by bubbles, one of your favourite toys waiting on the vanity… when he fucking walked in. 
You both froze. Eyes wide. Lips parted. His gaze drifted to the magenta-pink silicone on the counter. And then he grinned—slow, wicked, and impossible to look away from—before dragging his eyes back to yours. 
You shouted at him to get the hell out. Which he did. Eventually. Without even pretending not to sneak one last glance at the toy. 
That was the final straw. 
You need boundaries. Rules. Anything to help you survive this unbearable, unrelenting tension crackling between you. Before one of you snaps and professionalism goes flying out the window. 
“I think we need to set some ground rules,” you say, planting both hands on the kitchen island. 
Joaquín turns away from whatever he’s stirring on the stove, brow raised and an amused smirk tugging at his lips. “Rules?” 
You nod. “Yes. Boundaries. Something—anything—if we’re going to survive this.” 
He chuckles under his breath. “Alright. What kind of boundaries?” 
“First,” you say, narrowing your eyes at his bare chest, “you need to start wearing shirts.” 
His brows lift, brown eyes sparkling with mischief. “Really?” 
You nod again, firm. 
“Okay,” he says, “then you have to wear pants.” 
“Fine,” you mutter. 
“Fine,” he echoes, turning back to the pot on the stove. 
“And you need to knock,” you add. “I don’t care what room it is, or if you just saw me walk away. Knock.” 
He laughs, shoulders shaking as he stirs. “Noted. Must knock.” 
“Good.” 
You hesitate, debating how to phrase the next rule without admitting just how badly you want it. 
“And no—” you clear your throat, “no touching.” 
That gets his attention. He turns back around, smirk softer now, more curious than cocky. “No touching?” 
“Exactly. If you need to get past me, just say ‘excuse me.’ And we can get Sam to bring over a bean bag or something. That couch is way too fucking small.” 
He watches you closely, tongue dragging slowly across his bottom lip before he catches it between his teeth. The sight alone steals your breath—but then he moves. He steps away from the stove and toward you, all heat and intention, bringing with him that warm cinnamon scent that scrambles your thoughts and short-circuits every nerve ending in your body. 
“You really don’t want me to touch you?” he asks, voice low. 
“There’s…” you swallow, “there’s no need for you to touch me, so…” 
He tilts his head. “Nothing you need that might require a little contact?” 
You freeze, like your brain just blue-screened—unsure whether to slap him, kiss him, or straight-up combust. 
“No,” you manage, though your voice is breathy. Traitorous. 
“Okay,” he says easily. “I won’t touch you.” Then he leans in, voice low and smooth. “Not until you’re begging me to.” 
Your breath hitches, eyes narrowing. “Excuse me?” 
He straightens, grin cocky. “You heard me.” 
“You think I’m going to be begging you to touch me?” 
He nods once. “Oh, yeah.” 
You scoff. “No chance, Torres. If anything, you’re the one who’s going to crack first.” 
“That so?” he says, arching a brow. “Sounds like a challenge.” 
You take a step back, crossing your arms. “You’re on.” 
His gaze tracks your face like he’s memorising it, heat pulsing between you. One wrong move and this whole damn place could go up in flames. 
“Any other rules?” he asks. 
“Not yet,” you reply, letting your eyes drop to his chest. “Now put on a shirt.” 
He arches a brow, gaze dropping as he steps back just enough to get a better look. “Then you better put on some pants.” 
“Fine,” you huff, turning on your heel and storming out of the kitchen. 
Behind you, he lets out a low whistle, voice pitched just loud enough for you to hear. “You are fine.” 
And the worst part? It still makes you blush. That smug little comment sparks something inside of you, heat curling low in your belly—warm, aching, and impossible to ignore. 
You’re pretty sure you’ve just made the dumbest bet of your life. 
After pulling on a pair of sweats and giving yourself a whispered—but stern—pep talk in the bathroom mirror, you head back downstairs. Joaquín’s got a shirt on now and is ladling something hot and delicious-smelling into a bowl. 
“Smells good,” you say, stopping on the other side of the island counter. 
He wipes the edge of the bowl with a dish towel before sliding it toward you. “It is good.” 
Then he hands you a spoon before fixing his own bowl and standing across from you at the bench, just as you’re gently blowing on your first spoonful. 
“Sopa de fideo,” he says. “Mexican noodle soup.” 
You take a cautious taste—and nearly moan, just barely stopping the sound from crawling up your throat. But Joaquín isn’t stupid, he sees the way your eyes glaze over and your shoulders ease in quiet bliss. 
“Told you it was good,” he says, wearing that infuriatingly smug look. 
Your cheeks warm under his gaze—those big brown eyes locked on you as he lifts his spoon to his mouth. It shouldn’t be erotic. And yet, the way his lips close around the spoon before dragging it out again sends heat straight between your legs. 
You swallow hard and prepare your next spoonful, letting it cool while praying he can’t read you as easily as you suspect he can. 
“So, you cook and you fight. What’s your angle?” 
He cocks an eyebrow as he swallows. “My angle?” 
“You’re almost too good to be true,” you say, fighting the urge to melt at that stupidly gorgeous smirk. “So why are you single?” 
He shrugs, casual as anything. “Just waiting for the right girl.” 
Your brows lift. “Oh, really?” 
He nods and takes another spoonful like it’s no big deal. 
“What’s she like, then?” you ask, trying to match his calm confidence. 
He grins—mischievous and warm, with a spark behind his eyes that makes your chest tighten. 
“Oh, she’s awesome,” he says. “Total badass. Ex-assassin. Worked with the Avengers. Can definitely kick my ass—it’s super hot.” 
You roll your eyes and shovel more noodles into your mouth before your smile gets out of hand. 
“She’s stupid pretty too,” he adds. “But obviously doesn’t know it.” 
Your face heats to an impossible degree, and you drop your gaze to your bowl, pretending to study the swirling noodles. 
“And she’s smart,” he goes on, completely unperturbed. “Witty as hell. The verbal warfare? Honestly, it’s better than foreplay.” 
You almost choke, barely managing to swallow without incident. When you look up, he’s just standing there, all cheeky and red-faced like he didn’t just soak your underwear with three lines of dialogue. 
“Wow,” you mutter. “She sounds pretty great. Sure you’re up for the challenge, though?” 
“Oh, I’m sure,” he says, leaning forward and bracing his elbows on the counter. “I know her weakness.” 
You lean forward too, the corner of your mouth twitching. “Kryptonite?” 
He shakes his head slowly, eyes darkening. “Me.” 
It’s just one word, but it slides in sharp and smooth—curling under your skin and lighting you up from the inside. 
You want to reply—say something snarky, or at least tell him he’s full of shit—but you can’t. Your voice is stuck somewhere in your chest, tangled up with the fire burning hot and bright for the man grinning at you. And goddamn, he might just be right. 
You finish your dinner in mostly comfortable silence, too flustered to manage much more than the occasional hum of agreement while Joaquín talks. His smile never fades, and that infuriating sparkle doesn’t leave his eye—not for a second. He knows he’s got you breathless, rattled, right where he wants you. And if you’ve got any hope of winning this bet, you’re going to need to flip the script. 
“I’ll wash up,” you say, already rounding the island toward the sink. 
He steps aside, placing his empty bowl into your outstretched hand with a note of hesitation. 
“You sure?” 
“You cooked,” you say with a nod. “I’ll clean.” 
He moves a few more steps around the bench, trading places with where you’d eaten your dinner. 
You turn to the sink and start the tap, sliding the plug into place before adding a generous squirt of dish soap to the growing pool of hot water. Then you move to the stove, wiping it down with a sudsy cloth and scrubbing at a few stubborn spots where the sauce had dried. 
Once the sink is full, you plunge your hands into the bubbly water and start with the cutlery. You keep your head down and your eyes on the task, refusing to give in to the weight of Joaquín’s stare burning into your back. 
“So,” he says after a beat, voice laced with something devious, “you clean and you fight. Why are you single?” 
You roll your eyes, grateful he can’t see the stupid smile tugging at your lips. 
“That’s kind of a long story,” you reply. 
He chuckles. “Baby, we’re stuck here indefinitely. No story could be that long.” 
Your heart stutters at the pet name. It’s tossed out casually, with no serious intent—but it still leaves you feeling way too warm. 
“I guess not,” you say with a breathy laugh. “I’m single because I choose to be—after a series of poor decisions. And I became single after my last boyfriend because... well, apparently my taste in men needs work.” 
“How bad are we talking?” he asks. 
You shift a handful of soapy cutlery into the empty side of the sink and rinse them under the cold tap. 
“Short version? He was a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent turned HYDRA,” you say, glancing over your shoulder. “The long version involves a lot of weird behaviour, some questionable kinks, too many fights to count, and probably one of the most violent breakups in history.” 
Joaquín raises his brows. “You kicked his ass, right?” 
“Oh, yeah,” you reply, turning back to the sink. 
“Good,” he says simply. 
You reach back into the water, feeling around for any remaining cutlery when— 
“Fuck,” you hiss, yanking your hand out of the sink. 
Blood smears across your knuckles and trickles down your wrist in a messy streak of crimson and bubbles. 
“What happened?” Joaquín is beside you in an instant, his eyes wide, hands hovering like he wants to help but isn’t sure where to start. 
“It’s fine,” you say quickly. “I’m fine. It’s not that deep—it just looks worse with the water—” 
“Pause the bet,” he says firmly, cutting you off as he steps in and gently wraps his hand around your wrist. 
“Joaquín,” you sigh, “I’m okay. I’ve had worse.” 
He doesn’t look up. His eyes stay fixed on your hand, brow furrowed. “I don’t care. I’m helping you.” 
He leaves your side for only a second to grab the first aid kit from the cupboard above the stove. Then, without a word, he takes your uninjured hand and leads you to the lounge. 
“Sit,” he says, voice low. 
You do as you're told, sinking into the cushions as your heart thunders in your chest. He sits beside you—close. Too close. His thigh presses against yours, his warmth wrapping around you like a blanket. And his scent—ugh—like fresh-cut cedar and rain-damp leaves. But there’s heat beneath it, too. Something rougher. Like sweat, smoke, and the kind of trouble that finds you even when you hide. 
“You alright?” he asks, opening the kit on the coffee table. 
You straighten, quickly realising that you'd been slowly leaning into him. 
“Yeah,” you mutter. “I’m good. Sorry.” 
He chuckles softly, then takes your injured hand again—holding it in his lap like it’s the most important thing in the world. He works quietly, carefully, seemingly unaware of the tension crackling between you as his fingers graze yours with the utmost care. 
It’s almost hypnotic, the way he moves—cleaning the blood, dabbing antiseptic, wrapping your knuckles with gauze. But even when he’s finished, he doesn’t pull away. His touch lingers, his thumb stroking softly over the delicate bone in your wrist. 
His eyes flick to yours, then drop to your mouth—lingering there as he leans in. 
“You know,” he murmurs, “if it weren’t for this bet…” 
His hot breath brushes your lips, and your heart starts to beat so hard you wonder if you’ll survive it. 
"You’d what?" you ask, trying to sound steady—but your voice betrays you. 
“I’d kiss you,” he whispers. 
Your breath catches. Your chest aches. Your pulse is a drumbeat in your ears—so loud you can’t hear a single thought. 
You want to let him. You want to close the space between you and let him do every wicked thing he’s thinking. But you can’t. You won’t. You need to win. 
Instead, you smile—slow and dangerous. 
“Bet’s back on, Torres,” you say, standing as you slide your hand from his. 
You head back to the kitchen, steady and deliberate, refusing to let him see just how much he’s gotten to you. 
Behind you, he exhales a sharp, disbelieving laugh. “You’re gonna kill me,” he mutters. 
You don’t look back, but your grin is smug—and you just know his is cocky. He’s loving the chase just as much as you’re loving the game. 
Back at the sink, you crouch down to rummage through the cupboard for the pair of rubber gloves you know you saw earlier. Once you find them, you slide them on with a snap and return to washing up, ignoring Joaquín’s protests. 
Eventually, he gives up with a dramatic sigh and grabs a dish towel, falling into step beside you to dry and put things away. The air between you simmers with silence—thick and heavy, like steam clinging to your skin. You exchange the occasional quiet ‘excuse me’, the barest brush of hands, and a few glances that linger a second too long. But mostly, it’s just tension. Hot and unbearable. 
The kitchen is too small. The space between counters is too narrow. And Joaquín is far too fucking attractive to focus on anything else. That soft smile. Those gentle, dark eyes. The sharp cut of his jaw, dusted with just a hint of stubble. And his curls—God, those curls. They make your fingers twitch with the urge to sink in and pull. 
As soon as you finish wiping down the sink and peeling off your gloves, you open your mouth to say you’re heading to bed—but Joaquín beats you to it. 
“I think I’m gonna call it a night,” he says, already edging out of the kitchen. “I know it’s early, but I’m... spent.” 
You nod, heartbeat still a little too fast. “Yeah. Me too.” 
“I’ll be quick in the bathroom,” he adds, flashing a soft smile. “Good night.” 
“Night, Torres.” 
And then he’s gone. 
You wait a few minutes before following, keeping yourself busy by wiping down the benches—again—and tidying the lounge room. Once you hear the soft click of his bedroom door shutting, you quietly pad upstairs and slip into the bathroom. 
You’ve each got a drawer in the vanity now, and you’ve promised not to look in the other’s... though the curiosity is killing you. Not that you really care about toothbrushes and dental picks—because of course he uses them. Have you seen those teeth? No, what you’re more interested in is whether there are any... toys. Or condoms. 
Because really, why would he need condoms at a safehouse? 
To fuck you, maybe? 
God, you hope so. 
Barely clinging to your restraint, you brush your teeth, wash your face, and tiptoe into your room. 
The house is almost too quiet tonight. And oppressively warm. You’re not sure if it’s the creeping summer heat—or just the tension between you and Joaquín—but either way, you need to let off some steam. 
There’s only one thin wall between your room and his, which isn’t ideal for what you’re about to do—but you’re pretty sure you’ll go insane if you don’t. So you suck in a deep breath and quietly slide the box from under your bed, picking out your quietest—you hope—vibrator before climbing up onto the mattress. 
Every shift of the sheets and every sharp inhale feels too loud in the dark room. You try to stay still, to keep calm, but your body won’t listen. It’s too wound up. Too eager. 
You shimmy out of your underwear and toss them toward the foot of the bed, letting your knees fall open as you move the toy to the apex of your thighs. You’re just about to press the little button when— 
A groan. 
Soft. Clipped short. But it definitely happened. 
“Holy shit,” you whisper, scrambling onto your knees. 
You know Joaquín’s room mirrors yours—bedhead pressed against the same wall—so you inch up and press your ear to it, holding your breath. Listening. 
There’s the quiet rustle of sheets. Barely audible. The faint whisper of wind—your window, probably. And then—a sigh. Soft and breathy. 
Your eyes widen as you lean impossibly close. 
Another groan—louder this time. Not stifled. 
Oh, God. Is this real? 
Then you hear it. The quiet slap of skin on skin. A steady rhythm, fast and getting faster. 
Holy fucking shit. 
You drop back onto the mattress, toy still in hand, and resume your position. You suck in a breath as you press the cool silicone to your core, hissing it out through your teeth at the contact. 
Then—a hitched breath. Sheets shifting. Silence. 
Oh. He heard you. 
Fighting a wicked grin, you press the button and the toy hums to life in your hand—a soft whimper escaping your lips as you melt into the pillows. 
Through the wall, you hear a strangled, “Fuck.” 
Your heart leaps—racing now, pounding against your ribs. 
You squeeze your eyes shut and picture him. Sprawled on the bed. Eyes dark and dazed. Boxers shoved halfway down his thighs. Hand wrapped tightly around his cock. 
It makes your thighs quiver. 
Another groan rumbles through the wall, and you arch into the toy, pretending it’s him instead—his hand, his mouth, his breath hot on your skin. 
“Oh,” you sigh, all hesitation gone. “Joaquín.” His name slips from your lips like a prayer. Barely audible—but you know he hears it. 
Because his rhythm falters—then quickens. His breath is shallow and sharp now, rough and uneven. 
Normally, you’d take your time—drag it out until the ache is unbearable. But not tonight. You can’t stop. You won’t. Not with the image of him burning in your mind—eyes squeezed shut, brow furrowed, lips pink and parted as he pants. 
You’re already close. So close. 
And by the sound of his soft whimpers—threaded with your name—he is too. 
You bite your lip to hold in a moan, desperate to hear his sounds over your own, but it escapes anyway—soft and broken. 
Then you hear him. A low groan. Raw and wrecked. 
You writhe against the sheets, your hand shaking as it clutches the toy. Whispers. Sighs. Soft moans—some his, some yours. At this point, you can’t even tell. All of it winds tight behind your hipbones, pressure threatening to burst. 
Then his breath hitches. Stutters. Breaks. And your name—your name—leaves his mouth in a low, guttural groan. 
It isn’t quiet. 
It isn’t hesitant. 
It’s loud. And it’s enough. 
You break. 
His name tumbles from your lips, over and over, a reverent chant as you fall over the edge—boneless, breathless, and blushing. 
You wake too hot and far too exposed, sunlight spilling through the blinds you forgot to close. It takes a moment for your eyes to adjust, your thoughts still slow and hazy— 
Then you bolt upright, the memory of last night burning fresh in your mind. 
Fuck. 
The sound of the bathroom door closing—right across the hall—makes you jump. Your head snaps toward your own door, left ajar in your rush to get to bed. God, that was stupid. 
After a solid ten minutes of berating yourself for acting like a cat in heat, you finally drag yourself out of bed and pull out some clothes. You wait until you hear Joaquín leave the bathroom before darting across the hall and practically slamming the door behind you. 
You spend longer than usual in the shower, one eye on the door through the fogged glass. You’re not sure what you’re hoping for—maybe that he’ll walk in by accident again. Or on purpose. Maybe join you. Show you exactly what he’d been doing to himself last night. 
The thought alone makes you ache, your thighs pressing together instinctively. 
You shut off the water, dry off, get dressed, and brace yourself to face the man who starred in every hot dream you had last night. 
Maybe you need a new house rule: no mutual masturbation through the wall. 
“Morning,” Joaquín says the second you step into the kitchen. 
He’s leaning against the counter beside the coffee machine, one hand cradling a mug and the other braced casually behind him. His eyes are dark and wicked, glinting with something that makes your heart stutter. 
“Morning,” you mutter, keeping your gaze low as you head for the fridge. 
“Sleep well?” he asks. 
You swallow hard, willing your cheeks not to flush. The asshole knows exactly what he’s doing. 
“Yeah,” you say lightly. “Great sleep. You?” 
“Best I’ve had since getting here.” 
You nod, lips pursed as you pretend to study the fridge’s pitiful contents. “That’s good.” 
A beat of silence follows—thick and humming with everything you’re both refusing to say. 
Then he breaks it with a simple, “Coffee?” 
Your stomach growls in response, and when you glance over your shoulder, it feels like all the air has been knocked out of you by just how downright delicious he looks. He’s in a muscle tee, arms bare and still gleaming from the shower, curls damp and falling over his forehead. His smile is devastating—lazy and knowing—and has no business affecting the parts of your body that it is. 
You snap your eyes to the machine instead, clearing your throat. “Yes, please.” 
He nods, sets down his mug, and reaches into the cupboard for a clean one. You stay planted on your side of the kitchen island, knowing damn well that you might not make it out of this room with your dignity intact if you get any closer to him. 
It doesn’t take long before he sets the steaming mug of fresh coffee on the bench in front of you. 
“Thanks,” you murmur, wrapping your hands around it. 
He nods, watching as you blow gently across the surface of the liquid. 
When you glance up, he raises his brows—a silent question. 
“It’s hot,” you say simply. 
He chuckles, low and warm. “Like last night.” 
Your eyes go wide, and you nearly drop the mug. 
“The temperature,” he amends quickly. “Just couldn’t cool down. Summer is definitely on its way.” 
You narrow your eyes, carefully setting the mug back on the counter as you drag your tongue along your top teeth. He just stands there—smug and unrelenting. 
“What happened to boundaries?” you ask, arching a brow. 
He laughs again, and the sound is somehow hotter than the coffee. “What do you mean? A wall is a boundary, isn’t it?” 
Then he turns, drops his mug in the sink, and flashes you one last, infuriating wink before strolling out of the kitchen—like he didn’t just fry every nerve ending in your body. 
You spend the rest of the day avoiding him. 
You can’t so much as be in the same room without seeing mental images of him sprawled naked on his bed, getting himself off to the thought of you. 
And God, doesn’t he know it. 
The smug smile on his lips hasn’t faltered in hours. Every time you pass him—every time you glance at his stupidly handsome face—there it is. Those pretty pink lips, curled into the most delicious, insufferable smirk you’ve ever seen. 
If Sam doesn’t find whoever’s trying to kill you soon, you might just die stuck in this safehouse with Joaquín. 
Then it hits you. 
You’re out on the back porch, a book in your lap, pretending to read when the idea flashes through your mind like a lightbulb flicking on. Your eyes go wide and you shoot up from the old porch swing, your book dropping to the ground as you sprint into the house. 
“Joaquín!” you call. “Joaquín, I think I know who it is!” 
You turn into the lounge room—empty. 
Then duck into the kitchen—also empty. 
When you spin around to double back and check the other side of the house, you run right into him. Chest-first. Firm, warm… and damp. 
You glance up. “What the fuck?” 
He’s in gym clothes, sweat trailing from his cheekbone to his jaw, curls sticking adorably to his glistening skin. He must’ve been working out. Where? You have no idea. But whatever he was doing was clearly working his body, and it’s probably a good thing you hadn’t witnessed it. You might’ve dropped dead on the spot. 
“What’s wrong?” he asks, slightly breathless, a hint of panic in his tone. 
You step back quickly, dragging your eyes up to his face—away from the tight gym clothes that are making your mouth water. 
“I—I think I know who it could be,” you say. 
He frowns. “Who?” 
“Whoever’s after me.” 
“Oh?” 
“Yeah. Remember last night, I told you about my ex?” 
He nods. 
“Well… when we broke up, it was messy. He tried to get me to join HYDRA. Told me he loved me and couldn’t live without me. Said I didn’t know the whole story, but once I did, I’d want to join them.” You hesitate. “I told him to eat a bag of dicks. Then it got physical. We fought. He almost had me—but I got lucky. I couldn’t kill him, though. So I let him go.” 
You feel almost stupid admitting it, but Joaquín doesn’t look even remotely judgmental. 
“The last thing he said to me,” you continue, “was that he’d never give up. That he’d find a way to get me back or—” 
“Or what?” Joaquín prompts. 
“Or he’d kill me.” 
His brows shoot up. “Oh. Okay. Yeah, that’s probably something you should’ve told Sam earlier.” 
You shrug, sheepish. “I kind of forgot. I didn’t take it seriously. He always said stupid, dramatic stuff like that.” 
Joaquín blinks hard, like he’s physically stopping himself from rolling his eyes. “You really need better taste in men.” 
You glance up at him through your lashes, dragging your bottom lip between your teeth. “I’ve got much better taste now.” 
He inhales sharply, eyes fluttering shut like you’re dangling a drug in front of a recovering addict. 
“You’re going to kill me,” he mutters, stepping back. “We need to call Sam.” 
You nod, eyes shamelessly glued to his ass as he turns away. “Yeah. Call Sam.” 
A few hours later, under the cover of darkness, Sam arrives, and you all gather around the small kitchen island to discuss the possibility that your ex is behind the attack. 
It all seems to add up, and Sam quickly calls the contact in the Secretary’s office who’s helping him. He explains the situation, gives your ex’s name, and starts organising a team to locate and apprehend him. 
You want to ask if you can come along—this is your mess, after all—but you know he won’t say yes. And a small part of you wants to stay here, in the house with Joaquín, because suddenly this little townhouse feels a lot less godforsaken than it did before. And you don’t really want to leave… 
“Alright,” Sam says, sliding his phone into his pocket. “They’re looking for him now. They’ll let me know as soon as they have any leads, and then we’re going in. He’s been mostly MIA for the past few years, but when he’s popped up, it’s been suspicious.” 
You nod. “So, he’s still HYDRA?” 
Sam shrugs. “I’m not even sure HYDRA is still operating. But whatever he’s up to, it’s definitely nothing good.” 
“Why?” Joaquín asks, his eyes locked on you, a playful smirk trying to appear but looking a little forced. “Thinking about getting back together?” 
You narrow your eyes, lips pulling into a soft, amused smile. “Torres, are you irrationally jealous of my ex?” 
He scoffs. “No. Absolutely not. Just—” 
“Oh, man,” Sam sighs, shaking his head. “What the hell have I done leaving you two alone for this long?” 
You roll your eyes. “Shut up, Sam.” 
Joaquín chuckles. 
Sam’s eyes narrow at you, amusement written all over his face. “Did I hit a nerve?” 
You ignore him and turn to leave the kitchen. 
“You know,” he calls after you, “you have my blessing. If you two want to fuck, I don’t—” 
“I’m going to shower now,” you cut in, shooting a lethal glare over your shoulder before disappearing around the corner. 
You hear them both giggling as you ascend the stairs, rolling your eyes again when you reach your room. You grab some clean clothes and carry them into the bathroom—only to realize your towel is still in the dryer. You start the shower, letting it heat up, then duck out and begin heading downstairs to get to the laundry. 
But then you hear your name and freeze mid-step, leaning over the banister to listen closer. 
“So,” Sam says, “you two haven’t… you know?” 
“No,” Joaquín replies. “We haven’t slept together.” 
Sam chuckles. “You sure? Because you can practically taste the sexual tension in here.” 
There’s a brief pause, then a heavy breath—Joaquín’s, you assume. 
“Something… kind of happened last night.” 
Your eyes go wide. No way he’s about to tell Sam— 
“We could hear each other,” he says, “through the wall.” 
Another pause. 
“Doing what?” Sam asks slowly, as if unsure he really wants the answer. 
“You know,” Joaquín says. “Getting off.” 
“Oh, my God!” Sam exclaims. 
You drop your head into your hands, cheeks burning against your palms. 
“Shut up, dude!” Joaquín hisses. “I doubt she’d want me to tell you that.” 
“Then why did you?” 
“You basically asked!” 
Sam scoffs. “I asked if you’d slept together. Not if you’d jerked off on opposite sides of the wall. Jesus Christ, how old are you? Eighteen?” 
“Shut up,” Joaquín mutters, his voice muffled like he’s covering his face. 
You start quietly continuing down the stairs, deciding you’ve eavesdropped enough. Until— 
“Okay,” Sam says, “so if you’re into each other, why haven’t you slept together?” 
“I don’t know, really,” Joaquín replies. “She’s cautious, I think. And I don’t want to pressure her. But God, it’s so fucking hard.” 
Sam chuckles. “I bet it is.” 
“Dude,” Joaquín says, deadpan. 
“What?” 
Joaquín sighs, exasperated. “Look, I really like her. She’s so much cooler than I ever imagined. I don’t want to blow it by—” 
“Blowing it?” Sam cuts in. 
“How old are you?” Joaquín fires back, and you can almost picture him narrowing his eyes at his mentor. 
“Sorry,” Sam mutters, though he’s still laughing softly. “I’ll stop.” 
“Good,” Joaquín says, taking a deep breath. “I’m going to ask her out properly once all this shit is over. I want to try actually dating her. Like, romantic-styles.” 
Your heart thuds harder in your chest, your pulse pounding in your throat. 
“Romantic-styles?” Sam repeats. 
“Yeah. Like flowers and dates, stolen kisses, late-night talks, anniversaries, handmade cards—” 
“Making love under the moonlight?” Sam interjects, voice dramatically wistful. 
“Yes,” Joaquín says firmly. “I want to make love to her under the moonlight, goddammit. I want all the dumb, romantic, cheesy shit you see in movies. Because I like her. A lot.” 
Sam whistles under his breath. “Damn, son. I think you’re whipped.” 
“Shut up,” Joaquín mutters. 
You’re frozen halfway down the hall toward the laundry. Your cheeks are burning, your heart is racing, and you can’t remember how to breathe. Everything Joaquín said is possibly the lamest thing you’ve ever heard—in real life—but somehow, it’s making your head spin and your chest ache. 
Then you hear footsteps. 
Startled, you hurry down the hall, silently thanking your years of training for lightning-fast reflexes. You duck into the laundry, grab your towel from the dryer, check the hall is clear, and bolt back upstairs. 
Then you lock yourself in the bathroom. Panting like you’ve just run a marathon and blushing like a fool in love. 
After an intentionally cold shower, you throw on a pair of sweats and an oversized tee before making your way back downstairs. The house smells like roasted garlic with a hint of herbs—rosemary and thyme, you think—and the closer you get to the kitchen, the richer and more mouthwatering it becomes. 
By the time you step into the kitchen, you’re practically drooling. And not just because of the drop-dead gorgeous man at the stove, cooking like it’s his own personal brand of foreplay. 
“Damn,” you sigh. “That smells incredible.” 
Joaquín grins over his shoulder, flipping something in the pan without even looking. “Garlic and herb roasted chicken, with caramelised onion and sweet potatoes.” 
You lean forward and rest your elbows on the kitchen island, propping your chin in your hands. “It’s like you walked straight out of some lonely housewife’s favourite sexual fantasy.” 
Sam chuckles from across the room, one shoulder braced against the wall. “You sure it’s not your fantasy?” 
You roll your eyes. “Why are you even still here? Shouldn’t you be out looking for my asshole ex?” 
“I’m off the clock until we’ve got a confirmed location,” he says with a smug grin. “And Joaquín invited me to stay for dinner.” 
You stand upright, crossing your arms and scowling at him. “This is a safehouse, Sam. We’re supposed to be undercover, not hosting dinner parties.” 
He raises a brow. “If you want to talk about the stuff you’re not supposed to be doing in this house, we can—” 
“Okay!” Joaquín cuts in, just a little too loudly. “Dinner’s ready. Let’s plate up.” 
You and Sam both glance at him with narrowed, knowing eyes. His cheeks are pink, brows lifted, and his mouth is pressed into a tight smile. 
With a sigh, you decide to let it go and start laying out plates and cutlery while Joaquín serves. Each of you gets a full plate of the mouthwatering dinner he’s somehow whipped up, despite constantly complaining about the grocery situation Sam leaves him with. Then you all move into the dining room on the opposite side of the entrance hall from the lounge. You’ve barely used it since hiding out here. It’s small, just like the rest of the house, and wouldn’t comfortably seat more than four people around the circular table. 
It’s quiet at first—the only sound the soft scrape of cutlery on plates as you all dig into what is, frankly, an obnoxiously delicious meal. You can feel Sam’s eyes flicking between you and Joaquín, that annoying little half-smirk tugging at his lips. 
You can also feel the heat of Joaquín’s thigh brushing close to yours—because for some stupid reason, you decided to sit next to him instead of Sam. 
“She’s all tough now,” Sam says, leaning toward Joaquín and eyeing you as you sip your wine, “but just wait until she’s had two more glasses.” 
You set your glass down with a little more force than necessary. “I will bury you in the backyard, Wilson.” 
Joaquín chuckles, eyes still on you even as he mutters to Sam, “Pretty sure that’s the fourth time today she’s threatened someone with murder.” 
Sam raises his brows, that smirk deepening. “And you still want to date her?” 
Joaquín grins—all cocky charm and perfect teeth. “Are you kidding? That’s half the appeal.” 
Your wide eyes snap to his, heat rising from your chest right up to the tips of your ears. 
“What?” he says with a casual shrug. “It’s true.” 
You squeeze your eyes shut and pinch the bridge of your nose, silently begging the floor to swallow you whole—just to escape his stupidly perfect face… and Sam’s insufferably smug one. 
After a beat of silence—far too brief for your liking—Sam starts up again, eyes locked on you and sparkling with mischief. 
“So, what happens if it is this ex-boyfriend of yours?” he asks. 
You raise a brow, swallowing your mouthful of food before replying, “Isn’t that your job, Captain America? Last I checked, lowly civilians like me don’t get to decide the fate of the bad guys.” 
“But if you could,” he presses, propping one elbow on the table, “what would you decide?” 
You bite your lip, gaze drifting to a blank spot on the wall behind him as you consider it. 
“I’d probably kill him,” you say simply. “Or send him to the Raft.” 
Sam’s brows lift. “Really? That harsh?” 
You nod, stabbing a piece of potato like it insulted your bloodline. “He’s an asshole. And obviously a dangerous one. So if it’s between my life and his? I pick mine.” 
“Wow,” Sam mutters, glancing down at his plate. 
You frown. “Why is that surprising? He’s a dirtbag.” 
“I mean, now he is,” Sam says with a shrug, his eyes sliding—none too subtly—toward Joaquín, “but from what I heard, the two of you were pretty serious. Like, real serious.” 
“From what you heard?” you echo, incredulous. 
“Yeah. Barton and Romanoff used to mention it. Apparently, you were talking marriage. Settling down. Getting out of the game.” 
You drop your knife and fork like they’ve scalded you, lips parting in disbelief at the sheer nerve of the man across from you. 
Joaquín shifts beside you, visibly tense. His jaw works as he stares down at his plate, knuckles white around his cutlery. 
“Seriously, Sam?” you ask, leaning forward. “You’re asking me if I’m still in love with the man we think just put a hit out on me?” 
Sam just nods and pops another bite of chicken into his mouth, utterly unfazed. 
There’s a beat of silence. 
Then— 
“Are you?” Joaquín asks. 
Your eyes snap to him, brow furrowed. “No, you idiot. I’m not.” 
Then you turn back to Sam, who’s clearly seconds away from laughing. “And you—what the hell was that? Just because I once considered marrying someone I was in a committed relationship with doesn’t mean I’m still hung up on him. In fact, if he wasn’t actively trying to kill me, I wouldn’t even be thinking about him right now. Because you know what? The only goddamn thing on my mind lately is this—” you shoot a pointed look at Joaquín, heat blooming in your chest— “this unholy combination of soft curls and filthy intentions—which, by the way, you are one hundred percent aware of.” 
Sam makes a choking noise, but you don’t stop. 
“So don’t play dumb. Or coy. Or whatever little psychological warfare tactic you think you’re running to stir shit up. We don’t need your help turning up the tension in this house.” You stand abruptly, flustered and flushed. “It is already stifling in here. And I swear to God, I am this close to snapping.” 
Then you pick up your plate, turn on your heel, and storm back through the house toward the kitchen—heart pounding in your ears, and face so hot you’re amazed you haven’t already burst into flames. 
“What did she just call me?” you hear Joaquín ask. 
Sam chuckles. “I believe it was an unholy combination of soft curls and filthy intentions.” 
Joaquín laughs quietly, and you hate the way the sound alone makes you smile. 
“Damn,” he mutters. 
“She likes you, Falcon,” Sam teases. “The big bad assassin lady likes you.” 
You roll your eyes and drop your plate on the kitchen island, deciding to finish the annoyingly delicious dinner before cleaning up. 
Fifteen minutes later, once you’ve decided you’ve regained enough dignity to face them again, you move your empty plate to the sink and head back to the dining room. Without saying a word, you stack their plates in one hand and grab your wine glass with the other, downing the rest of it in two bitter gulps. 
Then you return to the kitchen to start washing up, half-listening as their conversation drifts from the dining room to the lounge. 
Once everything is clean, you refill everyone’s wine glasses and join them in the lounge room, dragging a chair in from the dining room since there’s no space left on the tiny couch. 
Thankfully, the conversation doesn’t stray far from work. Joaquín asks Sam about the plan once they manage to locate your ex, and Sam reassures him that they—whoever he’s working with—have it covered. You can tell from Joaquín’s steady stream of questions that he’s worried. And it’s not just the standard concern for civilian safety. He’s worried about you. 
And damn if that doesn’t make your heart ache a little. 
Eventually, Sam flicks on the TV and picks a movie. You can tell he’s had enough of Joaquín’s interrogation, so you play along and pretend to be invested in whatever crappy comedy he’s chosen. 
On your way to refill everyone’s glasses, you grab a spare blanket and lay it out on the lounge room floor. Then you steal two cushions off the couch and settle down on the blanket, wine in hand, pretending to watch the screen while trying very hard to ignore the weight of Joaquín’s gaze. 
An hour and almost two bottles of wine later, the movie ends, the screen bathing the dark room in soft white light as the credits roll. 
“Alright,” Sam sighs, tipping the last of his wine into his mouth. “No way I’m getting home now. I’ll crash on the couch.” 
You and Joaquín snap toward him in unison—eyes wide, lips tight. 
“What?” he deadpans. “I’ve had too many drinks and I don’t feel like catching a cab. You two can keep it in your pants for one more night.” 
Joaquín takes a long breath through his nose, his jaw flexing with tension. You’re not sure what shifted in the last couple of hours—maybe Sam’s meddling worked—but the tension in the room is unbearable. Your heart won’t slow down, your skin feels too hot, and honestly, if you don’t feel Joaquín’s hands on you soon, you might actually go feral. Claws out, back arched, hissing kind of feral. 
“Alright,” Joaquín mutters through clenched teeth. “Take the couch.” 
You collect the empty glasses and take them to the kitchen while Joaquín grabs the blanket from the floor and drapes it over Sam, who’s settling into the world’s smallest couch like he owns the place. Then you move quietly back through the lounge room and meet Joaquín at the bottom of the stairs. The air between you is practically humming—so thick with tension one spark might blow the whole house sky-high. 
“G’night,” Sam mumbles, entirely too smug. 
“Night,” Joaquín replies, clipped. 
“Night,” you echo, with a glare over your shoulder. “Hope your back hurts in the morning.” 
Sam chuckles behind you, completely unbothered by the two of you stomping up the stairs like thunder. 
You head straight for the bathroom, flicking on the too-bright light before stopping in front of the vanity and grabbing your toothbrush from the cup beside the sink. 
Your reflection is a perfect mirror of how you're feeling—which is absolutely and completely wrecked. Your hair’s a mess, your lips wine-stained, your cheeks flushed, and your eyes wide and dark with an unrecognisable kind of hunger. 
It’s almost laughable, the way your reflection exposes just how utterly undone you are by the man standing beside you. 
Joaquín grabs his toothbrush and silently takes the tube of toothpaste from your outstretched hand. Then you both take turns wetting your brushes before wordlessly starting to brush your teeth. 
You glance at him in the mirror, shamelessly studying the pretty features of his perfect face—soft curls, straight nose, sharp jaw, and those same wide, hungry eyes staring intently at his own reflection. 
His elbow brushes yours, but he doesn’t seem to notice—not in the same way you do, at least. A sharp jolt of electricity shoots up your arm and through your shoulder, making you shiver. 
He catches your eye in the mirror and pauses, quirking a brow—just the tiniest, stupidest smirk. But it still sends your heart vaulting into your throat. 
The heat in your cheeks intensifies as you duck your head and focus on rinsing. The water is cold as you splash it over your mouth, but it does nothing to cool the fire simmering beneath your skin. 
“This is torture,” he mutters. 
You dry your mouth on a towel before straightening, frowning at him in the mirror. “What?” 
He gives you a flat look. “This. You. Me. Captain fucking America sleeping on the couch.” 
Your breath stutters, and you have to grip the counter to steady yourself. “It’s one night. We can do one more night.” 
Joaquín blinks, then turns toward you—actually looking at you, not your reflection. “One more night,” he says quietly. “Then what?” 
Your eyes drop to his lips, lingering there as his tongue flicks between them. “You know what.” 
“Say it,” he mutters, stepping closer. 
Your breath hitches, still locked on his mouth. 
“One more night,” he repeats slowly. “Then… what?” 
You let out a shaky breath and take a reluctant step back. “Then…” You swallow, lifting your gaze to meet his. “Then you fuck me so hard I forget why we waited this long.” 
He stops breathing. 
His eyes go wide—impossibly dark. His whole body goes still. 
Your stomach flips. Your knees wobble. But somehow you keep moving, brushing past him and walking straight into your room. 
You feel the heat of his gaze on your back. The phantom drag of his fingers down your spine—even though he hasn’t touched you. Not properly. Not since you made up that stupid, wildly ineffective rule. 
You shut the door without looking back, not trusting yourself to survive what you’d see—him, still standing there. Mouth open, eyes black, foamy toothbrush dangling stupidly from his lips. 
God, even dental hygiene is sexy when he does it. 
You fall face-first onto the bed, groaning into the sheets. 
It’s going to be a long fucking night. 
You spend an hour trying to fall asleep. Tossing, turning, blankets on, blankets off. One pillow, two pillows, fluffed pillow, no pillow. Nothing helps. 
Sleep evades you. 
You’re too hot. Too wound up. The wine and the tension are thrumming through your veins like electricity. Your pulse won’t slow. Your breath won’t settle. All you can think about is Joaquín—his stupid smile, his eyes, his lips, his hands. The way all of it would feel against your burning skin. The way he’d unravel the knot sitting low and tight behind your hipbones, slow and deliberate and maddening. 
It’s too much. You can barely breathe. 
You need to do something. 
After what feels like an eternity, you throw the blankets off and lean over the side of the bed, reaching underneath until your fingers find the box. You slide it out and fumble through its contents for your little bullet vibrator. It’s not the quietest, but it’s efficient—and at this point, you don’t care what Joaquín hears. You just need release. 
You use your phone’s flashlight illuminate the box, but after a few seconds of empty searching, you remember… it’s in the bathroom drawer. 
Of course it is. 
With a quiet sigh, you swing your legs off the bed and pad softly to the door, careful not to let the squeaky hinges whine too loudly. You don’t bother with the lights as you tiptoe into the bathroom, stepping up to the vanity and slowly sliding open the top drawer—your drawer. 
You quickly find the small vibrator and wrap your fingers around it before gently shutting the drawer. Then you turn and tiptoe out of the bathroom, your bedroom door in sight when— 
Joaquín steps into your path. Shirtless. Curls a mess. Nothing but a pair of grey sweatpants slung dangerously low on his hips. 
You duck your head and try—feebly—to sidestep him, but he moves with you, crowding into your space until your spine meets the bathroom doorframe. 
“Couldn’t sleep?” he asks, voice low and rough. 
He steps in closer, slow and deliberate, and the hallway suddenly feels too small. Too warm. His face is cast in soft shadow, but you can still see every perfect line—sharp cheekbones, full lips, that frustratingly elegant nose. The kind of face sculptors dream of and sinners pray to. 
But it’s his eyes that undo you. 
Dark. Wild. Burning with something untamed. Hunger, yes—but barely restrained. Like he’s holding himself back with a single fraying thread, one you’re both terrified and desperate to snap. 
You manage the smallest nod. 
He edges even closer, his bare chest now just a breath from your peaked nipples beneath your thin cotton shirt. 
“You’re not wearing a shirt,” you murmur, voice embarrassingly breathless. 
His jaw ticks as he looks at you—like he’s trying not to do something reckless. Then his tongue slides slowly across his bottom lip. “You’re not wearing pants.” 
“Guess we’re both breaking rules,” you whisper. 
He lifts a hand to your face, knuckles grazing from your cheekbone down to your jaw. “What’s one more, then?” 
Your breath hitches, heart pounding in your throat. “Which one?” 
He hums softly, his eyes trained on his fingers as they ghost along your jaw and down the column of your throat. 
“Guess,” he says quietly. 
Then he grips your chin. Hard. Fingers digging into your jaw, forcing your mouth open. 
“You have no fucking idea how hard it’s been not to touch you,” he growls. 
Then he surges forward and crushes his mouth to yours, all heat and hunger and pent-up fucking agony. It’s not soft. Not sweet. It’s a collision—teeth and tongue and a groan so guttural it vibrates against your lips. You gasp into him and he swallows it whole, devouring you like he’s starving. 
Your head hits the doorframe with a soft thud, but you don’t care. You’re too far gone. His hands find your hips, rough and possessive, gripping you like he wants his fingerprints embedded in your bones. 
You whimper—and that’s all the encouragement he needs. 
He shoves a knee between your legs, pressing his thigh up against your core. The pressure punches the air from your lungs—hot and perfectly placed—and your hips grind down on him before you can stop yourself. 
He groans into your mouth, deep and wrecked, and then his teeth catch your bottom lip in a sharp, punishing bite. Not enough to break skin, but enough to make you gasp. 
“Shh,” he murmurs against your mouth. “Gotta keep it down, baby. We’ve got guests.” 
Then he kisses you again. Harder. Desperate and possessive. Like he’s trying to brand you with his mouth alone. 
You try to lift your hands—to touch him, to feel—but he’s faster. He catches your wrists and slams them above your head, pinning them with one hand as the other slides down and cups your breast, rough and reverent all at once. 
You gasp against his mouth, a shocked, breathless sound that he swallows greedily. 
Then he stills. 
His eyes drag up to where your hands are trapped. To the shape pressed between your fingers—small, hard, and anything but innocent. 
He pulls back just enough to uncurl your grip, slow and deliberate. You try to pull away, but he’s stronger—too strong—and within seconds, he’s holding the little vibrator up between two fingers. Right in front of your face. 
“This what you came out here for?” he asks, voice ragged, low, thick with disbelief and something darker. 
You can’t answer. You’re too stunned. Your breath is coming in shallow gasps, your chest rising and falling like you’ve been sprinting. 
He drops his gaze to your lips, then back to your eyes. And smirks. 
“Nah,” he murmurs, voice like smoke. “You don’t need that.” 
The vibrator drops from his hand, hitting the floor with a soft, humiliating thunk. 
For a moment, neither of you move. 
Then he’s on you again. 
His mouth crashes into yours—devouring, claiming—like he needs you more than air. Like kissing you is the only thing keeping him alive. 
You moan into him, fingers twitching with the need to touch, to claw. He releases your wrists and you drop them instantly to his shoulders, then into his curls, grabbing hard enough to make him groan. 
His hands find your hips again, rough and greedy, dragging you closer until his thigh slots back between your legs. The pressure is maddening. Perfect. You grind down with a gasp, hips rolling instinctively against the solid muscle. 
He pulls back just enough to smirk against your mouth, that dark, cocky glint flashing in his eyes. “Yeah,” he mutters, voice wrecked. “Just like that.” 
His fingers tighten on your hips, guiding you into another slow, filthy grind. The drag of fabric against your clit electric. You whimper and drop your forehead to his, your breaths mingling in the heat between you. 
Every rock of your hips sends sparks shooting up your spine, the ache between your legs growing unbearable. His thigh flexes beneath you—deliberate, teasing—and you feel his breathing start to match your own, ragged and fast. 
“Gonna cum on my thigh, baby?” he asks, breathless but teasing. 
You can’t form words. You just whine—a needy, broken sound that ghosts past your lips and makes him chuckle, low and dangerous. 
“That’s it,” he mutters, guiding you a little higher on his thigh. “That’s my girl.” 
You grind harder, chasing the friction, the pressure, the devastating edge that’s so close it hurts. His hands are locked on your hips, dragging you over him like he wants to leave bruises behind. 
“You feel that?” he rasps, mouth brushing your jaw as he speaks. “How fucking wet you are for me?” 
You nod—frantic, breathless—but it’s not enough. He growls low in his throat and suddenly pulls you down harder, his thigh flexing beneath you. You bite down on a cry, head tipping back against the doorframe as your body trembles. 
“You’re so fucking hot like this,” he breathes, watching your face like it’s the most obscene thing he’s ever seen. “Soak my leg, baby—come on.” 
One hand slips up your shirt, calloused fingers grazing the bare skin of your belly before cupping your breast—no bra, just heat and softness and a tight nipple begging for attention. He rolls it between his fingers, rough and greedy, and your hips jerk in response. 
“Jesus, you’re so fucking responsive,” he mutters, leaning in to bite down on the soft skin beneath your jaw. 
You gasp, nails digging into his scalp, dragging him closer. 
“Please,” you whisper, not even sure what you’re begging for—release, more, everything. 
He lifts his head, eyes dark and glittering with wicked intent. “You wanna cum for me, baby?” he asks, voice thick and taunting. “Wanna make a mess all over my thigh like a needy little slut?” 
You whimper—pathetic and wrecked—and he smirks. “Then take it. Rub that desperate little pussy on me like you mean it.” 
He moves his thigh up harder, fingers biting into your hips as he guides you, using your body like it’s his to play with. And it is. 
You’re grinding shamelessly now, panting into his mouth, broken noises falling from your lips as the heat builds. You’re close—so fucking close. Muscles tightening, vision going spotty— 
“Cum for me,” he growls. “Right fucking now.” 
And you do. 
With a strangled whimper, you break—hips jerking, thighs quaking, mouth falling open in a silent scream as pleasure tears through you like a live wire. You bury your face in his neck, biting down on a gasp, desperate to stay quiet. 
A muffled moan slips out anyway, ragged and breathy against his skin. He groans, low and wrecked, one hand fisting in your hair as your body trembles against his. 
“Shh,” he murmurs, lips brushing your temple, even as his thigh flexes beneath you to draw out every last wave. “You’ve gotta be quiet, baby. Sam’s just downstairs.” 
But you can’t stop shaking—your orgasm crashing over you in hot, relentless pulses—your nails clawing at his back, your teeth sinking into his neck to stifle another sound. 
He holds you through it, breath thick and uneven, a dark smirk tugging at the corner of his mouth as he feels you unravel. 
“So fucking good for me,” he whispers. “So sweet when you try to behave.” 
He kisses you again—slow, filthy, coaxing you through the aftershocks with soft praise and a hot tongue. His lips drag along yours like he can’t get enough, like he’s trying to taste every noise you made. 
“Fuck, you’re perfect,” he breathes, eyes half-lidded and burning. “So fucking sexy.” 
Then, without warning, he lifts you—strong arms locking under your thighs, making you gasp as your legs wrap instinctively around his waist. You cling to him, giggling breathlessly against his shoulder as he starts walking down the hall. 
His mouth finds your throat again, biting softly as he mutters, “You know I’m not stopping ‘til you’re ruined for anyone else, right?” 
You let out a wrecked little laugh, and he grins—dark and dangerous. 
“Gonna fuck you so good, baby,” he murmurs against your skin, voice wrecked and wicked. “Gonna make that pretty little mouth scream my name ‘til it’s the only word you know.” 
You shudder—helpless, breathless—and he chuckles low in his chest, kissing the hinge of your jaw as he kicks open his bedroom door. 
The door clicks softly shut behind you as you both step out into the hall, but neither of you move. 
Joaquín’s back hits it a second later, pulling you with him—your chest flush to his, breath caught somewhere between a laugh and a moan. 
“Joaquín,” you sigh, warning in your voice but no real conviction behind it. 
“Mmh?” He leans in, mouth already dragging along the curve of your jaw, his hands low on your hips. “Just one more.” 
You bite back a grin, threading your fingers through his messy curls as his lips brush yours—soft, slow, intoxicating. His tongue teases your bottom lip, coaxing it open, and before you can stop yourself, you’re kissing him again. 
Deeper this time. Greedy. Sweet. A little wrecked. 
His hands wander. Squeezing. Grabbing. Remembering every filthy, delicious way they unravelled you last night. 
He trails kisses along your jaw, down the column of your throat, sucking a bruise into the dip of your collarbone as he lowers himself slowly. 
Dropping to his knees. 
You tip your head back, lips parted and panting softly. 
“We—We have to go downstairs,” you murmur, though you don’t try to move. 
“I am downstairs,” he mumbles, lifting the hem of his shirt to kiss your stomach. 
You let out a shaky little laugh, your breath hitching as his tongue slides over your hipbone. 
His hands slip up beneath the shirt, fingertips dancing over your hot skin like he’s thinking about dragging you back to bed. Again. 
You’ve been trying to get downstairs for over an hour now. This is the furthest you’ve gotten. 
“You’re not helping,” you hiss, voice catching as his knuckles graze the underside of your breast. 
“I’m not trying to.” 
You thread your fingers through his curls and tug, reluctantly pulling his mouth away from you. He looks up at you through thick lashes, eyes dark and hungry, grinning like a man thoroughly satisfied with his own choices. 
“Come on,” you sigh softly, wanting nothing more than to have his head between your legs again like it was twenty minutes ago. 
He rises to his full height with a playful eyeroll, slipping one hand into yours and lacing your fingers. Then he uses his free hand to cup your head and pull you toward him, pressing a tender kiss to your temple before turning down the hall. 
“Let’s get this over with,” he says with a soft chuckle. 
You giggle quietly, biting your lip to stop yourself from begging him back to bed. 
Halfway down the stairs, he leans in, lips brushing your ear. “You realise I’m gonna spend all day thinking about what you sound like when you cum.” 
You nearly trip, but he catches you easily—smug and warm behind you, his laughter a hot puff of air against your neck. 
You elbow him, but you’re smiling, flushed and glowing and absolutely ruined. 
You let him lead you into the kitchen, fingers still laced together, cheeks flushed and lips swollen. You try not to look like someone who’s just had every bone in her body melted and rearranged—but the limp in your step and the heat in your cheeks aren’t exactly subtle. 
Sam’s already there, leaning casually against the counter beside the coffee machine, mug in hand. His eyes sparkle with that familiar, knowing mischief the moment you enter. 
“Well, well, look who finally decided to join the land of the living.” 
You pause at the edge of the kitchen, but Joaquín doesn’t. 
“Morning,” he says easily, strolling over to the coffee machine like he hadn’t just threatened to make you scream his name five minutes ago. “Coffee?” 
Sam takes a long, deliberate sip from his mug. “It’s probably cold by now. Didn’t think you two were ever coming down.” 
You press your lips together, fighting back the embarrassed smile tugging at the corners of your mouth. Joaquín just shrugs. 
“We got distracted,” he says, opening a cupboard and pulling out a mug. “Important business.” 
Sam snorts, shaking his head. “Yeah, I heard. Whole neighbourhood did.” 
You choke on your breath. “Oh my god.” 
Joaquín turns to you, mug in hand, a smirk spreading across his face—smug and utterly unrepentant. “She’s loud when she’s happy.” 
Your eyes go wide, and you’re surprised you don’t implode on the spot. 
Sam groans, setting his mug down with a thud. “Jesus Christ. I take it back. You’re officially banned from happiness.” 
Joaquín just grins wider. “Too late.” 
You drop your face into your hands with a soft groan. 
“At least one of you has the decency to blush,” Sam mutters as he walks past you. 
You drag your hands down your face and shuffle further into the kitchen, stopping at the island across from where Joaquín is pouring two cups of coffee. 
He nudges the mugs toward you, but neither of you makes a move to grab one. Instead, he steps around the island, slips his arms around your waist, and pulls you in—pressing you flush against him as he buries his face in the curve of your neck, breathing you in like he’s trying to memorise every trace of you. 
All of it completely shameless, even with Sam just a few feet away on the lounge, sipping his coffee and looking vaguely traumatised. 
Honestly, though? You can’t bring yourself to care either. 
Your hands drift up Joaquín’s arms to link behind his neck. 
“You hungry?” you ask. 
His head snaps up, eyes dark with immediate interest. “Yes.” 
You roll your eyes, thighs clenching despite yourself. “Not like that. I meant actual food. You know—sustenance.” 
“The other thing is sustenance,” he mutters, mouth finding your neck again. 
“I’m still here,” Sam calls. “And you’re still not quiet. Do either of you know how to whisper?” 
Joaquín lifts his head and glances toward the lounge. “We didn’t invite you to stay. Feel free to leave anytime.” 
Sam shakes his head, laughing in disbelief. “You two should be thanking me.” 
You frown. “For what?” 
“Introducing you,” he says, pausing like he expects applause. Then he sighs and adds, “And tracking down your shady ex.” 
That gets your attention. Both you and Joaquín straighten, turning toward him. 
“You have a location?” you ask. 
Sam nods. “We’re organising a strike team. Intel says he’s been renting this place under an alias. Plan is to hit him when he’s not expecting it.” 
“Tonight?” 
“Tonight,” he confirms, pushing off the lounge. “Which means I’ve got a team to prep.” 
He moves into the kitchen, drops his empty mug in the sink, and glances back at you. 
“If your hunch is right and he’s behind everything… you’ll be able to go home soon.” 
You nod, trying to ignore the tight knot forming in your stomach. “Great.” 
Joaquín slowly releases your waist and lifts his coffee, taking a sip to hide what you know is a frown. 
You wait for Sam to gather his things and bid you both goodbye, stepping out the front door with a knowing smirk and muttering something about ‘getting the house fumigated’ after you two finally move out. 
When the door clicks shut behind him, you turn to Joaquín, who’s settled on the tiny lounge, elbows resting on his knees and fingers steepled beneath his chin.  
“Hey,” you say softly, stepping in front of him. 
His hands immediately find your hips, like that’s where they’re meant to be. 
“Hey,” he murmurs, tugging you onto his lap. 
You straddle his thighs, hands pressed to his chest. “You know,” you say, resting your forehead against his, “if you wanted to stay here a while longer… I wouldn’t be opposed.” 
He huffs out a soft laugh, breath ghosting over your lips. “Yeah? You want to stay in this tiny house with paper-thin walls?” 
“I’d stay anywhere with you,” you whisper, so quiet it barely registers—as if saying it aloud makes whatever this is feel real. Too real. 
His breath stutters. His fingers tighten at your waist. 
“Really?” 
You nod. “Yeah.” 
“What about my apartment in D.C.?” he asks, leaning back to study your face with wide, hopeful eyes. “It’s not much bigger than this, but—” 
“Okay,” you interrupt, pressing your lips together to keep from grinning like an idiot. 
His eyes go even wider. “Really?” 
You nod again, giggling. “Let’s call it an indefinite sleepover. Just in case you get sick of me and want to send me back to my own place.” 
He laughs too, the sound rumbling deep in his chest beneath your palms. “I’m never gonna get sick of you.” 
“You sure about that?” you tease, shifting your hips to grind down against him. 
His breath catches, lips parting in a soft sigh. 
“Baby,” he whispers, “we’re just getting started.” 
Then, before you can blink, he lifts you, flipping you onto your back and pressing you into the couch cushions. He hovers over you, lips finding yours like they belong there—sliding against yours and stoking that slow-burning flame deep in your belly. The same flame he lit the first day you met. The flame that now blazes so bright, your whole body glows—burning beneath his touch. 
He pauses, forehead resting against yours, breath warm and uneven. 
“You know,” he murmurs, voice thick with promise, “I plan on making you forget your own name by the end of today.” 
You grin, tugging him down for one last kiss—soft, slow, but packed with everything you feel. 
“Good,” you whisper against his lips, “because I don’t want to remember anyone else’s.” 
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strangedaymare · 2 months ago
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I'll protect you, I'll be your vengeance
Alternate title: What's The Difference Between Vengeance and Protection?
When Danny became a halfa, he had become a protector. Protecting Amity Park, protecting Sam, Tucker and Val, protecting Dani and Jazz (and Dan if has undergone his redemption arc) , protecting his parents. This had become his obsession.
Ever since Jason became a revenant, all he could think about was revenge, on the Joker, on Batman for not avenging him and replacing him, on Tim for being his replacement. This had become his obsession.
When these two had started dating, those who knew about their obsessions were afraid that they would clash, and they did, but to them, it was in the best way possible.
It took about a year of them dating for Jason to be comfortable enough to Danny tell him about how he died and when he did, Danny didn't take to kindly to it.
One day, Jason had a nightmare about the day he died, it took a while for Danny to comfort him to go back to sleep but eventually, he did then he remembered when Clockwork had told him that those with vengeance obsessions, could on be at peace once their reason for it was destroyed, so he snuck out of the apartment and came back only once the sun had risen, with a mason jar of Jokers soul.
To Danny, this was protecting him, but for Jason, it was relief, that someone had finally avenged him.
Danny and Jason talked about their hero/vigilante work often, but the one Danny talked the most about was Vlad Masters, he was sick of dealing with him and Jason could tell.
After another day of dealing with Vlad, Danny was tired, injured and just wanted to rest, physically, mentally and spiritually. But for Jason? He swore that Vlad would never be the one to hurt Danny again.
So he checked that his goons could handle his business for the next few days, and that the other bats and birds could handle his patrol shifts so he could travel to Amity Park. He didn't kill Vlad, Danny doesn't like when Jason kills unnecessarily, but he did make sure that Vlad got the message.
Imagine Dannys shock when he gets a call from his dad saying that his "Uncle" Vlad was sent to the hospital, he asked Jason if he knew anything about it, to which he didn't lie about it, he blatantly said "yes, I'm the one who sent him, I wasn't gonna let him hurt you again"
To Jason, this was revenge for any harm that Vlad did to Danny, but to Danny, this was what it felt like to be protected
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novelistwriter · 2 months ago
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Retired Phantom
DP x DC Prompt
There is a new teacher at Gotham Academy. Mr. Nightingale is someone who has a mostly clean record. The only stains on his record is being the son to two villains who have been put behind bars and being under a witness protection program to one Vlad Masters.
He was hired because Gotham Academy is in need of not only a Chemistry Teacher and an Engineering Teacher as well, so he will be paid double the amount of money because of him filling two roles.
The students of Gotham Academy are waiting to see if Mr. Nightingale will become a Rogue of Gotham or move on to following his parents' footsteps elsewhere with becoming a Villain to a different Hero.
What the students of Gotham Academy weren't expecting of Mr. Nightingale is that he's a pretty good guy. He's understanding of the students, doesn't give a lot of extra homework to do, and is always bringing snacks for hungry students, including vegan snacks for one Damian Wayne and other vegan students. The only anomaly to Mr. Nightingale is that he is constantly taking eyedrops every hour.
Danny is living pretty okay right now. His friends have moved out of Amity before him to pursue their dreams. They do keep in contact, but collage life keeps them busy. His parents were arrested by the Justice League, and the GIW was disbanded by the Justice League as well. Vlad couldn't get custody of Danny because of both Jazz and the Justice League listening to him about not wanting to be with Vlad. So he's living with his sister until he's old enough to live on his own.
Of course, Vlad wouldn't give up. He kept trying as Plasmius to get him to join the Fruitloop. As soon as Danny got his teaching license, something he wanted other than becoming an astronaut, he and Vlad had engaged in a battle that led to the Fruitloops Castle. The battle lasted a long time, both Halfa's badly hurt, but Danny most of all, as he may be the Prince of the Infinite Realms, but he doesn't have the Crown of Flames or the Ring of Rage to help him. His Ghost Half sustained a lot of damage, with the only injury that transferred to his human half was the burns to his eyes. This is how the Justice League found Danny in Vlad's Castle (as a human and not Phantom), Jazz had called the Justice League because Danny wasn't back yet. Now, he's got to take special eyedrops provided by Frostbite to help his human eyes heal and to help his Ghost Hlaf eyes heal as well.
He was put under witness protection for his safety, and considering that he's living in Gotham, he's got Montoya, some other trusted GCPD officers, and a Bat constantly with him. He's given up on being a hero, as becoming the Prince to the Infinite Realms has overwritten his Ghostly obsession to become the King when he's of age. The only downside is that the Bats and the Justice League are asking around for Phantom. He doesn't want to involve himself in anymore Hero matters, but that will change as he gets more involved with the Wayne family.
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impyssadobsessions · 8 months ago
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I played through all the Devil May Cry games- and one LOVE the series >:UUUUUU So perfect. And two- I immediately like amg Danny would fit with these cast of characters XDDDD so uh. I have an idea ;3 of Danny being brought into this world because Pariah Dark is deciding to draw power from his "home" to take over both realms. And Danny has to find a guy name Dante and beat Pariah. ;3 Danny's powers shifting to work more in devil may cry universe- maybe even hinting that perhaps he didn't die in that portal because his blood was not fully human ;3 OH And the sword- is actually Fright Knight's sword- Soul Shredder that he gains after defeating a fright knight that was forced back into servitude. Also think it be cool if he had a weapon from the reapers >:O- so a giant pair of scissor blades >w< (I've been simmering over this for a month- I even made a comic ;3) The Devil Trigger concepts are based from demon forms- from the reaper/ghost like demons- and then from nero's form too. So simmering uou. But I like to relate Danny to death because of his "ghostliness". Link to Comic:
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apatheticsunday · 4 months ago
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Dead Tired College AU
AKA "Danny Fenton and Tim Drake go to college at Gotham-U together" headcanon!!
Maybe Danny moved to Gotham to avoid his parents finding out about Phantom and Tim is a part-time college student trying to get his business degree so people stop accusing Bruce Wayne of nepotism after Tim inherited WE. (It absolutely still is, but at least this way Tim is at least somewhat more qualified on paper.)
Anyways, they both took Anthropology as their humanities/pre-requisite elective and they're discussing death rituals, afterlife, etc. Now imagine Danny, officially Half-Dead, and Tim, who's brothers (Jason and Damian) literally died, getting into a heated discussion about spirits.
I also find the idea of them arguing via fucking Canvas (or whatever discussion forum/platform Gotham-U uses) so, so funny.
Imagine it's like 3am;
Danny, insomniac, been awake for 42 hours and popping melatonin gummies like gummy bears, furiously typing: i'm literally THE KING of infinite realms?? i know what i'm talking about, i fucking died
Tim, also been awake for 42 hours, chugging an energy drink, sending a response in 0.2 seconds: Half of Gotham has died at some point. You're not special, dumbass.
Give me "group of scientists losing their minds and climbing over the table to assault one another during scientific conference" vibes!!
And then they get paired up to do a group presentation (and Brad, who they ignore because they're both Experts, so this poor frat dude just slowly sinks into his chair between two sleep-deprived maniacs screaming at each other in the library). But Tim notices something weird about Danny, aside from his insane views on afterlife. Danny... glows? And sometimes doesn't really touch the floor when he walks. They're going to get coffee (so they can keep arguing debating, obviously, not because they enjoy each other's company or anything), and Tim watches as Danny just kind of... floats. Like, he's still walking but he's not really touching the ground.
Danny's hands are also super cold. Tim knows this because he grabbed Danny's hands once or twice (or more) to do... something, idk. But since his hands were so cold, Tim figured he should probably keep holding them; y'know, to warm them up.
And when Tim leans in to ask a question or insult him, Danny's breath comes out almost like a mist. Visibly white, like exhaling a hot breath in winter. Which... what. Holy shit, is his presentation partner actually sort of dead??
Danny, on the other hand, has no idea that Tim doesn't know. He literally said he died? And Tim took it so well, snarked back that he's not special - it was so nice to just feel normal. So he lets his guard down a bit. Maybe isn't as tangible, maybe is a bit more floaty, lets his body temperature drop enough to be comfortable. Doesn't put a whole lot of effort into making himself look so alive (because it's really tiring to pretend to be something you're not) when it's just him and Tim because Tim already knows, right?
They could be friends or they could be more! Whatever floats your boat.
But I could totally see Danny squinting at Tim holding his hand, remembering how Tim bought his favorite coffee, saved him a spot a the library, constantly texted him (because, c'mon, Tim is a bit obsessive and you don't think he'd be texting his new "friend ;)" every minute he has the chance?), and always leaned in super close to "ask a question"...and be like, are we flirting?? Oh, Hells, am I into him??
For plot reasons, Danny could be like, "I can't tell Tim I like him! What if I ruin our friendship? It'll be my secret."
And then, one day, Tim is like, "Hey, I know you're keeping something from me. I think I know what it is." And Danny's like ohshitohfuck. This cumulates into them saying, at the same time, I know you're a ghost and I have a crush on you.
Tim and Danny: *shocked Pikachu face*
Then, Danny's like, "I can't believe I have a crush on a fucking idiot."
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