#dp: 3

[grimalkinmessor]

I'VE BEEN SHOT @ectoplasmicsoda

RULES: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

(Soda you have no idea what you've done help—)

1. Ivy On a Chain Link Fence

2. Nearly True, Pretty Lies

3. Swallow

4. The Perfect Genius of Our Hands and Mouths

5. Cherries

6. Razed

7. Tighten Up Your Noose

8. Come Whiffling Through The Tulgeywood

9. Copper and Gold

10. Churn

11. We Bleed In Perfect Harmony

12. Scorpio

13. Time Travel (L)

14. Time Travel (Mello)

15. Light GONE

16. Scorched

17. Horror Moonriver

18. Selkie Light

19. Lyra

20. Vessel Dabi

21. Fantasy

22. Swan Dive

23. Violet Violence, Spread Your Legs

24. Adventure Time AU

25. Variable

26. Potential

27. Time To Take a Shot

28. Clover

29. Heart Stopper

30. Every Rung of Your Ribs

31. All The Dying

32. The Lacking Art of Subtlety

33. Reverse AU

34. Cut Your Knuckles On My Teeth, Honey, And I'll Bruise Your Knees

35. Gently Go At Dawn

AAAND I'M GONNA STOP THERE BC JESUS CHRIST. This is only three fandoms worth, and only the ones I haven't posted anywhere 😭

I do not have thirty-five people to tag so I'm just gonna,,,, @asmallmoon333 @ghost-malone @willofhounds @brothercrush @lucky-ass-nerd @ohdeadlynightshades @lukewarm-beef-stew @lineli225 @seventhfracture @tswwwit @gh0stbeeee Do my best! And also cheat by inviting literally everyone else that wants to do it you can just say I tagged you :3

[kamwashere]

“Every Deadpool has a Peter!”

[kermit-coded]

underrated part of deadpool and wolverine is when logan asks if wade has ever been tested for adhd. because yeah.

[asgardswinter]

Deadpool & Wolverine (2024)

[brainrotcharacters]

What the fuck did Logan think of Wade outwardly? This motherfucker in red spandex carrying an arsenal of wicked looking weapons, weapons that he knows how to use (if that first round in the Void was any indication), just put a gun to his head. Oh, so he doesn't know bullets don't work on the Wolverine. He doesn't know Logan already tried.

And then Logan realizes Wade is a blabbermouth. Oh, that's annoying. I'm going to stab him in the balls.

Which... Logan? Seriously? Damn ok.

And then Logan realizes Wade regenerates. Oh. Oh, fuck.

And then ✨the Honda ✨ wherein as it turns out, Wade not only knows how to use his guns and his blades, but he also knows how to move his body in a fight. In a fight within a limited space. Logan explicitly directly deals damage against Wade again and again in that Honda, and Wade just rolls his neck and gestures for him to come back here, motherfucker. Do it again.

And then Logan realizes. Oh. Oh, let's fucking go.

[crnl-chicken-tots]

As someone who works in the optical industry you'd think I'd draw glasses better. guess not

He's got a point though, who could not stare at Hugh Jackman's jugs?

[jaytalking]

Oh yeah I have a tumblr, forgot.

[radiance1]

"You fight against a god!" Said the eldritch, nearly undecipherable being that's body twinkled with stars that the JL/YJ (Your choice) had found themselves fighting against after having been sucked into a world not their own. "Do you truly believe yourselves capable of-"

A green sticky note appeared in front of the figure's... Face? They honestly didn't know, seeing as they couldn't tell where exactly this being began and ended.

"Oh- Oh uh." The figure said as its voice lost that booming, echoing quality as it started to shrink. "I gotta, like. Uh." Said the boy that took the being's place, sticky note in hand as he rubbed the back of his neck with a sheepish expression. "Sorry, can we, uh. Continue this later? I gotta walk my dog-"

A moment later, a loud bark broke the new atmosphere, and the child beamed. "Cujo!" He said, holding out his arms as the dog barreled into him. "Okay so I'll just, uh. I'll be right back, okay? Just stay there!" He said, before falling through a portal and leaving.

"So does this mean we technically won-"

[jackalspine]

Uhhhh r we sure dis guy is a ghost??

[stars-obsession-pit]

The Worst Branch in the Country

The GIW knows Amity Park is a huge fraud. The “most haunted city in the US”, really? They’ve been checking the place out for decades with nary a peep aside from that couple of crazy scientists that moved into town around twenty years prior.

Because of this, the town became a punishment duty. One of their agents causes trouble? They get put in time out and sent to work for a while in Amity Park. Let those idiots chase after pointless rumors while the actually competent agents work with the more important ghosts. The reports back from the town get barely more than a cursory glance before getting tossed in the shredder.

…Which really came back to bite them when ghosts did actually start to show up, and they didn’t realize until after the Amity Park branch had royally screwed up the situation.

Fuck, they really hope this doesn’t start a war.

Optional DPxDC addition: they call in the Justice League Dark for help with negotiation and taking down their rogue members

[scrombit]

doodle ‼️‼️💥💥💥🗣️🗣️🗣️

[kamwashere]

how am i supposed to be normal about this

[taxidermymuskrat]

Don’t talk to me or my husband ever again

[emacrow]

Um.. Superman.. what that thing stuck on your cape?

Clark's brain short circuit for a moment as he just got back of flying at great speed in the middle of deep space to thrown one of Lex's giants bombs destroy the city and come back in record time.

He turn a bit to look at his cape to see a tiny humanoid starlight dust covered child with white hair, glowing full green that look like white specks stars were implanted themselves into his big ol eyes, nawing on a handful of stardust with inhumanly sharp itsy bitsy fangs.

A small yet floating crown that look similar to one of Nasa pictures of far out space.

Did he just accidentally abducted an royal alien child/teen?

[petite-phthora]

Dp x Dc prompt #3

Steph stared at the beat-up, probably homeless, kid that was currently raiding her fridge from the doorway of her apartment.

That wasn't there before.

The kid looked up and they made eye contact. They entered a stare-down, neither speaking a word. After a while, the silence gets broken by the kid.

"This place sucks."

Which, rude.

The kid then closes the fridge, one of her juice boxes in hand, and takes a seat on her couch. Her couch, which is now getting covered in blood because the kid's still injured...

---

Steph has sent a picture to the group chat.

In it, she has her arm around the shoulders of a heavily injured black-haired blue-eyed kid who looks heavily disgruntled and like he might bite her, while Steph herself is full-on grinning at the camera.

The caption reads "im pulling a bruce ✌️😘"

Several people are typing...

[ghostbsuter]

"Date? Me?'

Tim nods, milkshake in hand, sitting outside of McDonald's with his study buddy, Danny.

The other teen looked flabbergasted with a firm blush building up.

Tim found him utterly adorable.

"I can't date anyone? I'm property of.the goverment."

Tim Drake-Wayne, aka Red Robin, has various questions to that statement.