#duck candle

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Pandora was right, taking baths out in the wilderness was great! He could see the stars and point out the constellations as he scrubbed himself and practiced his singing where no one could hear him. This did not stop him from wearing swim trunks, so hess a litte paranoid. Sue him.

Pandora had been very clear about going deep into the wilderness where no one could hear him sing, because if they heard the siren song of a halfa and fled they would be haunted by it forever or until he himself tracked them down and sang a song strong enough to free them.

Ancients she knew him so well.

He had been minding his own business playing in the water with his multitude of floating duck candles, a purchase he begged Sam for when he was drugged out of his mind after a very devastating injury, and practicing one of the songs Pandora put on the "study list" called The Fairy King. If he didn't know any better he would think she was making fun of him.

He scrubbed his arm with a washcloth as he sung watching as the ducks floated around in the little super hero costumes Tucker had 3d printed for them. "Huh. It almost looks like they're dancing."

A light bulb went off in his head. He began practicing with his telekinesis as he sang, making the ducks dance together in little twists and twirls. He doesn't think he's ever had this much fun in a bath before honestly.

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Red Robin and Nightwing were sneaking through the foliage looking for a supervillians secret base when they heard it. The sound of a full symphony playing live off in the distance. They nodded at eachother before heading in the direction the sound was coming from. They were almost on top of it when they heard the singing begin,

"When the house is still i can hear his song, beckoning me out into the ga-ar-den" the boys froze, this didn't sound anything like thier villain, they turned back to the noise edging closer, "his lullaby- promises sweet- escaaape"

Nothing could have prepared them for what they saw once they parted the underbrush, a glowing white haired teenager was standing in chest deep water, haloed by the moon behind, offering them an ethereal scene "He says, 'come my drifting flower i will hold you tight. Listen to the chime of stars and moo-oonlight-'"

The teen lifted up a floating ducky that was dressed like Red Robin in one hand and placed the other of his chest as he continued singing, "take my hand-and feel here- my heaart"

Red Robin turned beat red and Nightwing moved to give him a comforting pat on the shoulder only to have a twig snap underneath his boot. The guy whirled around and locked eyes with Nightwing for only a moment before screaming and falling backwards into the water. Bubbles rose to the surface of the pond only for a few seconds before they vanished all together.

It felt like a spell was broken and the two vigilantes just stood there for a second before nightwing jumped in to save a possibly drowning teen. No matter how hard he searched he couldn't find any proof that the guy was ever even there, save for the duck candles (?) that Red Robin had already finished collecting from around the pond.

RR didn't seem surprised that the guy had vanished and was examining the ducks. More specifically the bottoms. Dick went to see what was going on only for his younger brother to show him the bottom of the Nightwing duck.

There, in messy handwriting, was the ducks name: Duckwing

Dick laughed and started going through the ducks names, Quack-Hood, Bat-Bill, Red-Drake (which was kinda concerning and brought up the question of whether or not this guy knew any of thier identities) and funniest of all, a Robin one with a little plastic katana simply named Stabby.

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Danny hid his face in his pillow after accidentally teleporting home. This was awful.

He waited until the heat in his face disappeared before taking a few deep breaths and thinking about how he was going to handle this. He obviously needed to track down the two Gotham vigilantes (what were they doing out there?) and break the spell on them before they become obsessed with him.

Then he remembered his ducks, "Aw man. What are the chances they didn't take my ducks?" Teleporting back to the pond after a full hour of being away showed a dark and duckless pond, much to his disappointment.

Now he added "recue the ducks" to his mental checklist.

Unbeknownst to him the vigilantes weren't the only ones to hear his song...

[tourettesdog]

Some fanart of @noir-renard​’s wonderful DP x DC fic If You Give a Bat a Burger

(IT FLOATS!)

[mari-vargas]

Finally got around to making a red duck candle. (Also, it technically floats 😂)

[notanartificialintelligence]

result of a Shower Thought

[leisi-lilacdreams]

some dpxdc content as a treat

original ref under cut

[noir-renard]

Canonically, it's Dick.

[bun-fish]

WIP update !!!

Imaginary Book Cover huehuehue

Of @noir-renard 's If You Give A Bat A Burger

(tap for better quality :)

markers and color pencils, the basics works the best.

I thought about toning down the colors (or just straight up leave it the way it is) of our resident fully-dead ghosts, but I couldn't resist adding the pink hair & boxing gloves Angela deserves ;)

there are two Yoricks in this btw

Just the Gang (in progress):

[i-ges]

Inspired to do this spread after reading “If You Give A Bat a Burger” by @noir-renard

It so good I actually haven’t read the most recent chapter because if I read it that means there’s no more to read ya know T^T

[runesinthenight]

Yorick

I made him last night. He is 2.5 inches tall and I love him

[bebemoon]

when he says he's going mallard hunting with the guys and you show up at the lake the next day to fuck up the vibes by scaring away all the ducks with your loud gum-popping and continual complaints of boredom

{ all looks from namilia autumn 2o24 }

[phantompasta]

In honor of Dr. Yorick Quack, the Lucky, for being the best

Starring in the fic If You Give A Bat A Burger by @noir-renard where Danny is a service worker, bless his poor soul

Hehehehehehe

Original img:

[aaron-romave]

Yorick the red (crochet) duck candle

And he floats!

Kind of … technically still floating

Soggy Yorick #1

 @noir-renard he is very cuddly

[lord-of-dorks]

- "The High King of the Infinite Realms, Son of the Stars" -

"White hair, dark glimmering chainmail over soft leather armour and a chest plate with a d-shaped crest on it. Finely made gloves and shoulder guards. White steel toed combat boots. A blue flaming crown, a ring of the same colour. A cape that holds the night sky and a staff made from the moon."

I'm alive?

Felt inspired to design some armor via "Knight of the Boyking" by @little-dreams-of-life . And after a long debate decided I'd share my interpretation of the resident ghost boy,,,

May decide to tweak some things next time, we'll see. Happy with how this turned out though!

As always click for better quality<3

[tourettesdog]

More fanart of @noir-renard​’s glorious red duck candle from their fic If You Give a Bat a Burger 

[variousteeth]

Long live the king

If You Give a Bat a Burger

[itshype]

Strawberry Quartz