#dumbi’s headcanons

[dumbificat]

how the om brothers give you kisses while sleeping

a/n: gn reader. reader is sleeping, kisses are on the face (forehead, cheek, nose, jaw). small hcs.

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lucifer stares at your sleeping face for a little before leaving a lingering kiss on your forehead. would whisper sweet words with a smile on his face, of which he hopes will reach you in your dreams.

mammon would leave multiple kisses around your face, hoping not to wake you. will snuggle back into your chest afterwards like nothing happened.

levi would be shy, even when you’re asleep. leaves a small kiss on your nose before returning to his games. if he’s feeling brave, he’ll whisper an “i love you” before becoming a blushing mess.

satan leans his forehead against you before leaving gentle kisses on your face. he’s very thankful that you trust him enough to sleep near him, leaving yourself in such a vulnerable state that he has to make the most of it.

asmo peppers many small kisses on you face before leaving a longer kiss on your cheek. might accidentally get lipgloss on you, but he won’t wipe it off. it acts as a symbol of his love, right on your face for anyone to see.

beel presses soft kisses to your cheeks. might leave some crumbs behind but would clean them up with more kisses. (if you wake up with bite marks on your cheeks, you know why).

belphie is probably asleep too. would press a sleepy kiss to your jaw but would forget he even did it by the time he wakes up properly.

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thank you so much for reading! comments and reblogs are appreciated. I hope you enjoyed, please let me know if you did or if you have any ideas or suggestions for more（╹◡╹）♡

[someonewhodrawsstuff]

Matt: do you ever wonder whats it like to be atoms? *high as hell*

Mello: Matt, we are atoms.

Matt: Huh.. Haha.. Cool.

[teabiscs]

hot take: i use mr dickinson to play match maker way too much.

[thatpunkwriter]

Whats up guys its ya boy Gabe comin at you live from sigma ohioville🔥🔥🔥

Ok but seriously, before I open my inbox back up to writing requests lets go over some stuff

-Specify if you want me to write a oneshot or just some headcanons

-If you want me to write a oneshot please have an idea on what you want it to be about

-If you want me to write hcs say if you want them to be platonic, romantic, or just about the character

I think that's all ok bye🔥🔥🔥

[captaincrowe]

Replaying Dragon Quest XI... Writing a Luminerik fic as I go... Might fuck around and actually post it because I am so, SO happy with it in a way that might let me overcome my residual fear of posting fics

[garzasheart]

valeria as your girlfriend headcanons

summary: just valeria being silly and unserious for all of these.

author notes: i don't know nothing about cod.. all i know is based off fics so don't blame me if this a little inaccurate. anyways there isn't enough of silly valeria out there so i had to do it 💪🏽 lack of spanish because im not that good at it just yet

━ she's a BULLY. always teasing you about something even if it's super small

━ texts like "Okay." which always makes you think she's mad at you but in reality she's just old

━ prefers call over text 100% because she likes hearing your voice

━ ever since those tiktoks that are like "when my girlfriend always takes facetime photos of me" yeah that's valeria after you taught her how to take facetime photos. she got a whole album in a gallery just of the facetime photos she taken of you

━ has you saved as "mi esposa 💞" but use to have you saved cabezona when you two first got together

━ loves matching pajamas but always end up only wearing the shirt and some boxers because she gets hot easily

━ runs hot and doesn't care if it bothers you because she's all over you

━ always want cuddles from she come back from business trips

━ everytime y'all are apart she facetimes you at night. really late too so you most likely aren't even talking just setting the phone up before you sleep and she's content with that

━ can't sleep that well without you. use to not care for sleep, but once you fixed her horrible sleep schedule she can hardly sleep without you in the bed

━ speaking of sleep, will drag you to bed when she's ready for bed even if you aren't

━ her gallery is full of just you because she doesn't use her phone for much else but you related things

━ loves forehead kisses from you. find them so romantic

━ she's actually such a romantic once her trust issues got figured out

━ sorta moody almost all the time and gets all annoyed if you don't try to make her feel better

━ low-key (high-key) jealous whenever she sees you with someone else. especially if you hang out with them without her. "what position are y'all in?" type of woman

━ calls you amor, mi vida, chiquita, chula, and baby when feeling romantic / just general

━ and calls you bighead, dumbie, and princesa when she's teasing you or annoyed or being sarcastic

━ clingy but won't admit it

━ everytime you ask her to do something, she be like "im a grown woman i don't take orders from you" before getting up and doing it right away because she loves her woman

━ when valeria is inlove and feeling all safe she is INLOVE like wants to be around you all the time, already planning the wedding

━ got your name tattooed on you two's fifth anniversary. if you can deal with her for that long than you are definitely the one

━ always smacking your ass

━ overall a secret lover girl in disguise

[bloodweep]

Gods I fucking love Clay too, he’s so awkward, he made me cringe so hard, this motherfucker (extremely affectionate)

I headcanons the trolls to be actual human heights and everyone else giants respectively.

With that being said I headcanon Clay being the tallest and resting at 6’2

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⇢ ˗ˏˋ First time meeting ࿐ྂ

‗ ❍ Meeting Clay wouldn’t be any different than meeting someone else - he’s kind, respectful, introduces himself and is overall polite

‗ ❍ he doesn’t really open up all that much but he clearly approves of you right off the bat

‗ ❍ definitely a hugger, right after introducing himself he will drag you into a hug - this is mainly influenced by Poppy and her aggressive nature to hug someone when she’s overwhelmed, it kind of just stuck

‗ ❍ most definitely the best hugger too, fully into it, one hand cradling the back of your head, the other hand wrapped around your waist to hold you flush to him, his head resting on the top of yours, his cute ears wiggling softly; his tail wagging

‗ ❍ his tail rests at his heels, not exactly dragging on the floor like JD’s or Bruce, but it’s nearly there

‗ ❍ he’s very polite with it too, making sure it never brushes against you or getting in your way when it’s moving

‗ ❍ gosh he has this stupid biggest smile when he sees you again, but it’s closed lipped

‗ ❍ he’s self conscious about his fangs, particularly because the fellow trolls he was with were terrified of the sharp and jagged teeth of the Bergens and it stuck with him to keep them covered

‗ ❍ ugh he slouches to reach your height too, his ears perked forwards to catch all of yours no matter what they are

‗ ❍ enjoys the fact you listen to the books he is currently reading - totally is ecstatic to know you’ll join his sad book club and cry and hug with him

‗ ❍ he most certainly gives you the most awestruck look every time he sees you; he appreciates the fact you aren’t forcing him to be fun, or try to relive his past

‗ ❍ he may be closer to his brothers now, not fully at least, but he still struggles from the image of being “the fun one” and he doesn’t want people to still see him just as the fun one

‗ ❍ gets really excited to show you how to dance like him - this will be in private though, he wants to solely be focused on you and what he’s showing you without others watching - he’s sell struggling you know?

⇢ ˗ˏˋ Him Crushing on you ࿐ྂ

‗ ❍ definitely a meet cute situation from the start

‗ ❍ in my personal opinion he would recognize his feelings for you rather quickly, not being oblivious like the stereotypical smart kid not realizing his feelings

‗ ❍ he would be so soft to you, lifting his hand in a little wave each time his eyes landed on you, dragging you into a hug

‗ ❍ he would still cover his fangs though, his claws always filed down to appear the less threatening as he could, he understood his height alone can be a major contributor to the apex predator look he must give off - big dumbie

‗ ❍ his hugs would start to feel a bit more personal, both his arms wrapping around your waist, tugging you in as he buried his nose into you air

‗ ❍ he was such an incredible sense of smell, he would inhale your scent for however long you allowed the hug to last

‗ ❍ that damn tail wagging hard behind him

‗ ❍ he would be subtle about his feelings for you at first, allowing his tail to brush against you whenever you were close, your leg, thigh, hand

‗ ❍ gosh he would even allow you to brush the tuff of fur at the end, his eyes closing as he enjoyed your delicate fingers in his fur

‗ ❍ i dont think he could ever show his anger to you, not in any sense his brothers have seen, eventually he would get fed up and tell you about him liking you since his subtle advances didnt do it

‗ ❍ when you guys do get together, he would pull you into a tight hug, a big smile on his face before lifting your hand and pressing a kiss to the palm of your hand - here he would press his fangs into your skin there, letting you get a hint of them before respectfully covering them back up with another tender kiss

⇢ ˗ˏˋ Getting together with him ࿐ྂ

‗ ❍ the first date with him would be a quiet one, sharing a dinner at his personal Pod

‗ ❍ i know his food is so fucking good and presented so nicely

‗ ❍ after dinner he would just love to sit on the couch with you, talking about whatever and everything, each thing you mention he will remember

‗ ❍ he would walk you back to your pod, kissing your knuckles goodnight his hand holding yours the other gripping your wrist ever so softly, keeping you there for a bit- this is way to sniff your scent, grounding himself

‗ ❍ in an almost teasing way he would present his fangs to your knuckles gently, sighing in near peace to feel some pressure being relied as your skin pressed into his fangs

‗ ❍ he then would bid you a goodnight

‗ ❍ it would take him about 5 more dates before he gently cupped your cheeks and kissing you, mindful to never go beyond a peck, his fangs never ever present during this time

‗ ❍ UGH he would slow dance with you at any given time he could, singing softly to you while your head rested against his chest, he would be the fucking sweetest

‗ ❍ always bringing you sweets, flowers and little gifts when you meet up, he just loved watching you light up from the gifts

‗ ❍ gosh when you first sleep over together would be magical - singing, dancing, movies, food, everything - he wouldnt share his bed just yet, but he would make the biggest pillow fort in the living room and cuddle all night

‗ ❍ hes so attentive about you, making sure to know everything, making sure to never bring up the things you dislike, making sure any foods you dont like - even if he liked it- was out of his pantry

‗ ❍ he wouldnt try to kiss you during the sleep overs though, didnt want to ruin the fun you were having - these sleepovers usually tend to last longer than one night but never pass four.

‗ ❍ at the end of sleepover he would bring you to your pod, holding all your stuff and gently putting them down on the couch when instructed.

‗ ❍ when you would walk him out he would pause, unsure what to do before grabbing your face and dragging you in

‗ ❍ this kiss would be the most aggressive hes ever given you, having you pressed against your door, caging you in his fangs pressing into your lip, he need to feel it

‗ ❍ this would end up with both of you gripping each other, panting and kissing, his hands would be firm around your hips, making sure you couldnt pull away

‗ ❍ he only would stop once you touched his fangs with your tongue, pulling back and panting, pressing soft kissing into your cheeks and forehead, before bidding you a goodnight with one last soft kiss on the lips before walking off

⇢ ˗ˏˋ Random things ࿐ྂ

‗ ❍ will definitely read any book you bring up, always showing any interest he could about your interests - though he would definitely rather read sad books

‗ ❍ obsessed with kiwi

‗ ❍ his favorite book is I Deserve a Better Goodbye !! hes so into his feelings

‗ ❍ will probably never be comfortable with his claws and fangs due to the trauma he endured during the run and the put put trolls being terrified that it resembled the Bergens

‗ ❍ has so many plants in his home, even grows your favorite plants and flowers so he can gift them to you

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I’ll get to the nsfw headcanons soon! I haven’t thought about them so I’m kind of lost what to do

I JUST LOVE THIS LANKY MAN

[thegayghestieprompter]

Random Papa HCs

(click for more, not nsfw but i wrote a LOT)

Primo<3

Primo was like. THE parentified child. If you think Nihil wasn't out being a Slut™ for the Whole Time you are WRONG!!!

He loves his brothers. Even Copia. Even before he knew they were biologically related.

He is Filled With Anxiety™ all the TIME. Being raised to grow up almost immediately is tough, yeah

This man. This man is so romantic. Like. He will love you forever and ever and ever and ever. And he will make sure you know it. You are going on All of The Dates. You are going to be given gifts randomly. Mostly flowers. He likes flowers

He likes flowers :3

can't cook for shit

Upon revival he looks a bit younger, like 60s/70s rather than like 80+ and definitely has long blond hair. This one is here because I like Peemo with hair. I want to touch his hair. I think I love hi

Sighs. Pansexual.

6ft tall

His legal first name is Federico. I don't know why, I found it on a baby name site and I love her (the name. Primo's pronouns are He/Him)

His pronouns are probably He/Him

Secondo<3

Slut. The Worst Sassy Bitch from 18 to like 29

He's like actually sweet but only if he is In Love with you

He loves his brothers. This does NOT mean he is nice to them

Everyone annoys him all of the time. There are no exceptions.

Only dates humans. Is confused as to why anyone(Terzo..Copia..) would date a ghoul. Ghoul-fucker. Ew. Nasty.

So he might be bi. I think he is

He's a Bisexual Bitch and I want tokiss hi

He's so fine

^^^not a headcanon thats actually a fact

Bald forever<3

cooks so fucking good. never cooks though :(

He had blond hair too when he was WAYY younger except he was like "ew i look like my older brother who acts like a MOM. dying this shit brown"

Wavy with some curls<3

Another He/Him!?!?

A Slut And Whore™ until he falls in love. On the rare occasion that he does he falls HARD. Stupid little dumby. I love hi

His legal first name would be Vincenzo. No elaboration. I just Think So therefore its true

6'2, says he's 6ft because he never actually checked, Terzo tells people he's 5'9

Terzo<3

short fuck. he's literally 4'9 and its literally canon and thats so fucking funny

Whore but not in a slutty way. He fake-romances like any sibling of sin and then gets FUCKED and then DIPS. Suddenly he has a lot of paperwork to get to

Slut but not in a whorish way. Wears revealing clothing for Omega but still the fancy kind. Kabukiaku has it down and I love her for that

Stupid old man with smile lines face wrinkles i think i need to kiss h

Did you know his confidence is the fakest shit because boy he is SO insecure (i have an angst problem this is my fault sorry

Ghoul-fucker

Loves to annoy Secondo. Gets pissed when Secondo gets mad. Tries to bother Primo. Gets pissed when Primo is kind and open to him. Hates Copia. Gets pissed when Copia Exists.

He romancess everyone with at least One Rose. IDK why but purple and red are so pretty together and he looks so romantic he is a very romantic man btw so he uses roses to stealyou

Hear me out. "Antonio"

Sorry I didn't elaborate his legal first name should be Antonio because??? yeah

Most people use He/Him for Terzo, he doesn't mind He/They. He just doesn't care. Basically cis he/him who is okie dokie with a little "they/them" here and there

he can't cook for shit

he's handsome

he's stupid

he's an idiot

he's so fine

he's my boyfriend

sorry for last bullet thats not a hc i just love him :(

Copia<3

Sigh<3

5'7. u3u

he's not that slutty actually he's too dorky to even properly romance someone. you give him hints? he thinks you're really friendly. he tries to give you hints? they are not understandable

Rats. Everywhere. He has pet rats. This is canon and if you disagree you are Wrong

be the rat you want to see in the world

that wasnt a hc sorry. He/Him

GREY HAIRS IN HIS BROWN HAIR GREY HAIRS SO MANY AND I NEED HIM. I LVOE HIM

sorry guys. i put myself back into my cage i am normal again. he has that cute little giggle. like that kind of laugh you hear that makes you just stop and stare at the person for a bit because You Are In Love With H

his smile is sooo sweet

He doesn't have fangs but he has sliiiightly crooked teeth that look kinda like em :)

he loves his brothers. He likes Primo and is closest with him cause Primo was active in his childhood and hung out with him and stuff. He respects Secondo but Secondo didn't really interact much in his childhood. He'll gladly make conversation and try to say hi when he sees him. He always kindly greets Terzo and awkwardly babbles about random shit getting progressively more nervous when Terzo is obviously annoyed

Hi. He's pretty

His office has plants that Primo gave him

He has every Employee of the Month award on his wall in his office

He can't cook for shit

take out<3

doordash<3

Pansexual<3

Ghoul-fucker

he's my husband

sorry no he's not. i lied. do you forgive me

ummmmm

rats?

yeah

Nihil >:( >:( 🤬🤬🤬

I hate him

Ugly old wrinkly BITCHSTICK

terrible

cheater

fuckass dumbfuck

i hate him

he's stupid/neg

i don't like him

young nihil is sooooo fine i need him in my household

i hate him

[arkiwii]

For the ask game, AK 9 and and 17 + Saria/Silence 9, 16, and 18? I really love your art, so I'm curious which of your own art and fics are your favourites :D

This is from an ANCIENT ask game, I just straight up had this in my drafts and forgot about it LMAO I'll just reply to the two last asks about it, so don't ask more questions on this ask game so it's not confusing!

woaah many questions, and thank you a lot!!

9. Which character of Arknights should have interacted more in canon.

WELL! I already replied to both 9 and 17 in this post in fact, BUT I will use this as an excuse to talk about other blorbos with the question 9. how about mmm, every Catastrophe Messengers? Eyjafjalla did got a whole event about her, but I don't think we ever saw her doing her job as a Catastrophe Messenger, but more as a geologist. Provence and Skyfire really didn't shine a lot in Heart of Surging Flame, Leonhardt is pretty much absent, and Earthspirit and Tsukinogi, who? well to be fair Earthspirit did a good job in Vigilo. but the rest, well, huge shrug. I'm personally weak towards Leonhardt, because I enjoy Ayerscape a lot, and I think it would be really nice to have more of them in canon! Catastrophes are a huge part of Arknights, and yet we rarely get to experience them in the game. I'd love an event that is all about escaping a Catastrophe, with the Catastrophe Messengers involved! and Leon and Ayers relationship is pretty interesting, they're both huge dumbasses but they can't be without the other and trust each other a lot. I'd love to see a situation where Leon is a weak point and Ayers has to come to face that both need each other... my bad that's literally Ayers's Operator Record. well I don't care!! I need more of them anyway. give love to my bunnies!!

9. What is my ideal endgame for Saria and Silence.

in all honesty, Lone Trail was quite enough what I wanted. it's really bittersweet, but it did a good job with their dynamic and Silence alter's files give away what happened after the story. BUT, the only thing I'd love more is a conclusion, about just the two of them - where Saria is now weak and exposing her feelings, how much she has to carry, and Silence showing her that she's here for Saria, and that she's loved... ah, yes, the question, right

I can hardly imagine what could happen beyond what happened. they're reunited, and try to balance their professional and personal lives, trying to see Ifrit while having to get regularly absent... if I'm being a dumby lovey dovey, I'd say that my ideal is them being together and happy and free from their responsibilities and a family and yada yada. but I'm not, so something bittersweet and where they are bound to continue to fight, but all together and with each other, is perfect to me. all I ask is to give them a temporary break from time to time, but it's good enough to me!

16. Three of my fanfictions involving Saria/Silence, and which one I'm the most proud of.

mmmm I'll name Divorced lesbians and a creature for the first - and you will very much notice it's my first fanfiction with them... well my first Arknights fanfiction at all. my first fanfiction actually!! I wrote it in the plane and the writing is... probably bad! but it's not too annoying to reread it again, so I guess that's a win. I mostly picked this one, because, well, first work, and because it was made before Lone Trail. I think I did well in making it interesting, with the Musbeast echoing Ifrit, and how both are brought together and able to collaborate and communicate when it comes to saving a life. I don't remember if I went for the headcanon "they are exes" in this one, but it's a headcanon I no longer have honestly.

another one would be the chapter Nightmare, in my collection of one shots Grass and Rock. I love to write Saria's weaker side, and the idea that she's the one who is more affected by the past events is more interesting than if it was Silence. and most of all, the discussion they share is really sweet, I like how I explored Saria's feeling that she has to protect and be of use, or else she thinks she's not worth of being loved, and how Silence asks nothing from her but to know that she loves her and Ifrit. it's a nice story about insecurity and self love, and it's something that is deeply needed in Saria's character

and finally, the one I'll pick up as my favorite, Remission, which is a fanfiction I had the idea to write for MONTHS. I knew that Saria would be hurt after the events of Lone Trail (I got spoiled :( ), so I waited for so long for the event to drop so I could get the context and everything. it's my longest fanfiction, and even tho I was trying to not make it too much of a ship work, it's very much about Saria and Silence, so teehee I failed. but otherwise, I really am proud of the way I wrote it, the way Saria keeps looking at the sky, because she refuses to accept that Kristen is gone, and this line Silence tells her, "Look down Saria, there are still beautiful things to be seen on Terra." in reference to herself and Ifrit, and how she wishes for Saria to move on and stay at their side, where she could be loved back and heal. I rarely am proud of my own fanfictions, because I am not a huge writer and my difficulties with English make them not written very well, but I am proud of this one, yep!

18. Three of my artworks involving Saria/Silence, and which one I'm the most proud of.

aw hell nah, complimenting my art!! /silly

if I have to pick up three artworks, I'd say mmm this one, I had it in mind for a long while and I love to put bird headcanons into bird characters!! it's really important to me and precious.

this artwork is really good too, it's less a ship art, but family is important, and I'd love to do more pieces like this!

but if I have to pick the one I'm the most proud of, it'd be this one. not necessarily in terms of ideas but purely in terms of art. I rarely draw fullpieces nowadays, and even less full painted fullpieces, so it was nice to do one again, and it turned out good! I still have a lot to go to be frank, I'd love to achieve a level close to some artists I admire, but recently I've been extremely focused on human anatomy rather art techniques, I'm getting better at it!!

[moonlightdancer26]

do you think marauder fans are literate? asking for a friend. i just saw a post that reads word for word like this-----

"HC that the prank was actually truly Remus' idea: he told Sirius that he should pls tell snape about the whomping willow, so Remus can snuff snape once and for all. Sirius agrees and goes through with it, but James realises something is off, and gets the info out of Sirius, to then go on and safe snaps sorry ass (still pls. That boy thought there was a werewolf. Why follow him? Why not just go to Dumby??)

Remus didn't speak to James for a month afterward bc James had destroyed his proudest moment by saving snape"

wtf, moon, what is this. someone please teach marauder stans to fucking read.

My faith in humanity after reading this headcanon:

This is actually insane 😭 if it’s for some dark!Remus and dark!Sirius AU then I’m all here for it, but if they think this could’ve been an actual possibility in canon then.. idek what to say 😀

It’s obviously not good to generalise a whole fandom—generalisation of any kind isn’t okay. But holy shit do I question the brainpower of 70% of the Marauders fandom every single day 😭 This isn’t to say that all their fics are badly-written; while the more popular ones are insanely overrated in my opinion, I have read some genuinely well-written fanfics made by Marauder stans and/or Snape antis. A lot of what’s good about fanfictions is the characterisations of canon characters, and I think the part where they mess up the most is with the amount of mischaracterisation that’s in their fics. If it weren’t for their names, I’d hardly realise that a majority of Marauders fics were actually about the Marauders. 😭

Also, why would Remus get mad at James for that? 💀 mans was just trying to prevent a murder. I can only imagine the explanation Remus would have to give to James… “hey, why do you seem mad at me, Moony? Have I done something?” “WHY DIDN’T YOU LET US KILL SNIVELLUS???? YOU’RE SO UNFAIR” “..what?”

Anyway, if this was dark!Wolfstar or something like that, then that would be a pretty interesting idea in a fanfic, but there’s no way people actually think this is a plausible idea to have 😭

[i-willstealyourtoes]

can i get some headcanons for jacket , hoxton , sokol , and bain with an s/o who is an over-achiever ? for example , s/o would secure as much loot as possible , regardless of how long it takes or the risk of injury being higher the longer they stay . i might just request some more later , but i'll do my best not to bombard you with a bunch . thank you !

Hi! Hopefully the wait was worth 😭

I LITERALLY KEPT FORGETTING TO SAVE THE DRAFT SO I KID YOU NOT I KEPT LEAVING WITH LIKE 70% FINISHED THEN COMING BACK TO HAVE ONLY 40% 😭😭😭😭😭

Jacket, Hoxton, Sokol + Bain with s/o who's an overachiever

Jacket

- I'm sure he definitely admires your determination fr

- I mean ambition is kind of required in a job like this so he gets it too ofc

- But even he knows you go a little too far

- 'Vamos!' is what he would spam as he saw you staying behind

- No but fr he is stern when you take it too far

- Like he gets ambitious too ofc

- He does kind of match you too

- I feel like you guys both match each other and also balance/keep each other in check

- Like when he pushes it too far you're there for him

- 'Okay, that's enough bags... about 8. Let's go Jacket!'

- '10.'

- 'No-'

- (As he's being shot) 'Diez.'

- '....JACKET....!!'

- You literally have to drag him by the ear

- Eventually you just hold his hand and move so he doesn't suddenly leave again

- (He may or may not stay behind on purpose so you'll hold his hand)

- Okay but anyway if YOU'RE the one who stays behind my guy will waste NO time getting you back fr

- 'Just let me get just one more-'

- 'NO.'

- Yes, he will hold your hand and drag you

- If you're not budging? HE WILL LITERALLY THROW YOU OVER HIS SHOULDER AND GO

- 'Just 5 more min-WOAH WAIT-'

- The last thing the cops see is Jacket just carrying you while you flail about 💀

- (Dw cops idk what's happening either)

- I'm ngl he kind of likes doing this anyway bc yay holding hands and holding each other

- The others do tease/make comments

- If you're already together he doesn't mind

- If you aren't they get death glares (don't out the man of his crush oml)

- OH also y'all be the kinda cuties to like... heal each others wounds after oml

Hoxton

- Like Jacket he also matches this energy

- But better bc you both get hyped at the same time

- If you're rlly ambitious, he's not far from it too

- 'We can get more guys, come on!'

- 'You heard them lads, move it!'

- Dallas/Bain likes to bring you two together especially on loud heist's bc uhm

- POWER DUO???

- But the only difference between you two is that he knows when it's time to go and you don't

- But this is sort of good bc at least he knows when it's too much

- 'Alright (Y/n), you'll be full of lead if you don't leave this time. Come on.'

- That's his calmer request if you usually follow him

- If you're stubborn tho?

- 'I SWEAR TO SHIT, IF YOU DON'T MOVE NOW, I WILL DRAG YOU TO THE VAN. MOVE.'

- He probably would grab your arm or drag you fr

- It's rare for him to actually pick you up bc idk I guess he isn't that kinda guy???

- Unless you're injured ofc

- 'What'd I tell you? I swear to god you're such a dumbass.'

- 'Yeah, but I'm your dumbass.'

- You're right

- Y'all are each others dumbies

- You always stick by each other tho so it's ok :)

- You guys are like the power couple that argues (in a lighthearted way usually)

- A couple that fights together stays together ig

- OH also if it ends up he's the one that gets hurt bc of his arrogance?

- TEASING TIME TEASING TIME

- 'What'd I tell you Hox? One day you're gonna have to listen to me!'

- You'd tell him while patching up

- 'Shut up.' (/lh)

- He'd let out a dry chuckle as you'd mock him more

- Y'all are so cute oml

Sokol

- OKAY YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE OVERAMBITIOUS???

- BRO HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?????

- Y'ALL..... HE'S LIKE THE DEFINITION OF AM OVER-ACHIEVER OH MY DAYS BRO

- Y'all are like the frickin chaotic combat gremlins

- Bc y'all actually both go too far oml

- See, you and Hox match each other in energy

- BUT YOU AND SOKOL?

- Y'ALL FUEL EACH OTHER

- 'Come on, Sokol! We can get one more!!'

- 'One more? I THINK WE COULD GET 5!'

- Y'all be running into straight death bc you missed a deposit box oml

- Calm down omd

- If Dallas or one of the older heisters are with you two I stg they just turn into tired parents LMAO

- I may have exaggerated a little

- Bc while Sokol is overambitious, he is also quite mature and aware so he does know when to stop (sometimes)

- Though sometimes it does become a little difficult in the heat of the moment

- Especially when you're there to encourage him

- But if one of you gets hurt bc of it? The fun stops

- 'Блять, (Y/n), you- Don't worry, I'm coming!'

- It's like a wake up call when one of you gets hurt or something else really bad happens

- He always feels a little guilty when you get hurt

- He feels like he's sort of the undeclared third in command (Bain at first and Dallas at second) so he feels like he caused this

- Even if you coerced him into doing it, he still feels a little bad

- 'Next time, stay closer to me..!'

Bain

- Ofc he likes your ambition, it's kind of what made him like you fr

- But he can tell when it's too much, since he has an overview of the mission overall

- 'Alright gang, let's get going. You too (Y/n), get to the van!'

- 'Hold on, just one more-'

- 'No! Get in the van now, (Y/n)!' (bro you got candy in there or something)

- He's definitely stern about you going too far, but it's bc he worries ok

- He literally does get grey hairs when you go out like that

- OH and if you do get hurt? AAAAAA-

- 'Shit, (Y/n), get out of there!!'

- Obviously he can't get you himself, but he can help you with directions, whether if it's to the escape, or just to somewhere to hide

- 'What'd I say, (Y/n)? You're being too reckless again. The loot isn't worth more than your life.'

- He's like a worried/stern parent fr

- (bro unrelated but I just got reminded of that voiceline where Bain calls himself 'daddy' and I'm going to cry)

- Anyways, he really does get worried for you, because he knows that if you get injured he can't even go get you himself :(

- 'Please, (Y/n), try to have sense of mind this time, or I'll pull you out of the fight.'

- He does make sure that if you are always gonna be stubborn about it, Dallas or someone from the og gang is working with you so they can keep an eye on you or pull you out

- He does love you he just acts a little strict sometimes <33

- He doesn't like to be too public though so that's why he sort of doesn't treat you as different???

- Though everyone can usually tell with the tone in his voice

- If you're on a solo mission (more specifically stealth) he's more affectionate though !!

- Calls you love and is more... tired sounding??

- NOT THAT HE'S TIRED OF YOU-

- It's just that when he's with you he feels more comfortable to let go a little and hide his emotions less

- He trusts the others ofc, but when it's a team he feels like he needs to pump them up

- (I headcanon he's like this with the ogs as well)

- He's more affectionate when you try be stubborn and stuff

- 'Love, you're going to get caught if you go back. Please get back in the van.'

- This is as affectionate as he rlly gets tbh

- OH also please thank him for his concerns, if you do it correctly he might be a little flustered >:D

- 'Thanks Bain. I know you're just worried. You know I love you.'

- He'll probably turn off his mic for a second to just process what you said (got the whole °/-/°)

- It only lasts for a second but its worth

- 'I.... love you too. Now come on, let's get back to the safehouse.'

- Y'all are cute oml I love y'all :)

[dumbificat]

Genshin Anemo characters showing affection o(^_^)o

includes all anemo characters as of 4.1, minors to be read as platonic affection. gn reader. ordered alphabetically.

faruzan: will give you small lectures so you can learn about her darshan. let’s you drop the madam when talking to her.

heizou: let’s you join him on small cases, or asks for your opinion about certain cases. once faked a crime scene for you both to investigate.

jean: is busy but will take breaks for you. likes to go on walks around mond and will ask you to join her. appreciates your company when she sits under vanessa’s tree to clear her mind.

kazuha: will write you poems, often compares you to the wind or leaves. willing to stay somewhere for an extra few days for you. if you get into a relationship, would even start thinking about domestic life with you, in a small home together.

lynette: prefers to sit with you in silence, eating sweet treats with your pinkies linked. gladly teaches you small magic tricks that you can then perform yourself. (might give you a rainbow rose to show her feelings).

sayu: takes naps near you as a sign of trust. would also teach you some of her ninjutsu moves and sneaky techniques to avoiding work.

sucrose: likes to sit with you, maybe talking about her experiments or your job. also willing to use her experiments to help you.

venti: writes you poems and songs for his lyre and performs them for you. with your permission, he performs them in front of others (and secretly names the songs after you).

wanderer: reserved about his affections, saves them for in private. a decent cook, will make meals for you and will learn new recipes to impress you. the type to say no and then still do something for you.

xiao: will make sure you’re always safe, no matter what. also checks up on if you’ve eaten and taken any breaks that day. knows of scenic spots in liyue that he takes you to sometimes.

Thank you so much for reading! Comments and reblogs are appreciated. I hope you enjoyed, please let me know if you did or if you have any ideas or suggestions for more （╹◡╹）♡

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[thatrosewoodwriter]

girlie can i get some haru dating headcanons?

𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐔𝐊𝐈 𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐈 𝐀𝐒 𝐀 𝐁𝐎𝐘𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃

☾ character/s: haruki hinamori

☾ warnings: swearing, a bit of domestic stuffs, fluff, princess ever after spoilers??

☾ notes: thanks for the request! similarly to my julius boyf headcanons, i went overboard, but this time it’s because i feel like i owe haru for shitting on him before princess ever after came out because now i love him :((

he’s a softie

don’t lie to yourselves

sure he’s part of an evil organisation

but, like, he’s soft for you ;v;

you probably have nothing to do with this partizan business

but that’s fine, because he doesn’t really want you involved with that anyway

he met you at a cafe

how cliche

but there were no seats left in the area, so he had to ask you if the seat across from you was taken

and he was ready for you to say no 

but you smiled at him and moved your stuff out of the way for him

you were on your laptop just doing some work and he had brought a book to read while he sipped his coffee and munched on his croissant

ham and cheese if you were wondering

eventually, you glanced at him over the top of your screen at the same time he looked up from his book

and the moment he flashed you that charming little smile of his you were fucking GONE

though haru thought it was really cute how flustered you got

your focus from before wasn’t as strong

he couldn’t say anything though

he read the same paragraph about a hundred times because he was focused on you, not the words-

and you bet your ass that he comes back to that cafe every day just in case you come back

of course you do, it’s your go-to, so he’s heaving a big sigh of relief that he can find you

eventually, you guys subconsciously set up a time to catch up because you guys happened to see each other at the same time every week

how you guys got together was because he gave you a book he annotated for you because you were curious

and he highlighted the words ‘will you be my girlfriend’ as highly important

even though these words were spread over like, 300 pages

you laughed and said yes

the one thing he told you about immediately was his involvement with leviathan

he fully expected you to leave him for that

but instead you caressed his cheek and gave him a soft smile saying it was ok

and he was so grateful for that omg

SO NOW YOU LIVE WITH HIM-

years later, and you live with him in the safe house

because claude ended up really liking you and wanted you to stay

however

the only reason banshee know about you

is because haru was a dumby and forgot food

so you came running in to takeshin gakuen and gave him lunch

that you made for him when you realised he’d forgotten to take it

and he also forgot that the others were there

so he gave you a kiss as thanks as well as a hug

where he goofily sways from side to side and spins y’all in a circle

when you left to go back home everyone was like

‘whomst?’

when he explained it, they all felt like you were too good for him

because you’re so nice n he’s just

leviathan-y

once when you guys went on a date together, he made you a flower crown

he had a picture of it that day

and for your 1 year anniversary

he gifted you that flower crown

but it was like, a genuine piece of jewellery

crystals and all

and that is now on one of those mannequin head thingies in a glass cabinet in your bedroom

you guys often spend the morning together in bed just cuddling

sometimes you guys will talk while you’re half awake

just chattin nonsense

many mornings you’ve woken up to breakfast in bed

and it’s not even a cutesy thing

you just turn on the tv and watch netflix or something while putting your plates on top of the bed and eating like that

if he has to leave early, he’ll get out of bed and make sure not to wake you up, giving you a kiss on the head before leaving

but he always leaves a little origami flower for you to let you know he still loves you ;v;

he purposely leaves a stem on them so you can collect them all and make a bouquet out of them

in return, you often sneak little notes or drawings in his bentos

and he 100% saves them all

also, he’s matched outfits with you on dates before

he thinks it’s funny

but also cute

and shows other people that you’re his

because you cannot convince me he’s not overprotective

he’s shielded you with his body before when he sees others look at you funny

and he kept you behind him just a little bit when you were first introduced to claude

but in public, you’re always in front of him so no one can take you without him knowing

he also gave you a necklace with a button that alerts him if you’re in danger

so

you’re pretty safe with him

haru leaned against the front door to the safe house and sighed heavily, exhausted from that night’s mission. he glanced at his phone and turned it on to check the time, groaning after seeing 3:29 am. pushing off the door, he wandered through the dimly lit building, stopping at the main kitchen to get himself a snack.

opening the fridge, his brows furrowed slightly as he saw a plate with a cover over it, a note on top that read: haru’s dinner <3

a sad smile spread across his lips as he took the plate and put it in the microwave to heat up. as he waited for the soft ringtone from the microwave to signal the end of the cycle, he stared at his lock screen, getting lost in your eyes as you grinned, the original flower crown he made you adorning your head.

‘welcome home,’ a tired voice called from the elevator doors. turning around, his frown deepened, seeing you walk towards him while rubbing your eyes and yawning widely. 

‘i told you not to wait for me, sunshine,’ he said, walking towards you and giving you a warm embrace, kissing your forehead tenderly. ‘you should be in bed.’

‘i couldn’t sleep,’ you mumbled with a small pout. ‘i like it when you’re there to cuddle me.’

haru’s heart melted on the spot and he smiles gently, giving you another kiss on the head. ‘we can cuddle soon, i promise. i’ll just wait for the yummy dinner you made me to finish and we can go to bed.’

‘ok...’

quickly taking the food out of the microwave, he ushered you back into the elevator, rubbing your side softly with one hand while holding the plate of food in the other, relishing in the feeling of your body against his.

waddling over to your shared bedroom, you plopped down on the bed again, patting haru’s side of the bed to convince him to join you, not that you needed to. swiftly getting changed into his pyjamas, he slid in beside you, eating the dinner you’d cooked in content. he noted the way your eyelids fluttered shut every now and then and placed the empty plate on the bedside table to deal with later.

sliding further into the bed, he rested his head on the pillow, opening his arms for you to settle yourself in. draping the covers over you, he reached to turn the night light off and succumbed to the darkness, finding comfort in the closeness of your bodies and the warmth you shared.

[unlikelyjedi]

Attack On Titan Pride Headcanons (Warrior Edition)

This is for the Warriors. If you're looking for the Scouts, it's linked here!!

Now we have the other side of the coin. The Warriors. Y'all, I'm so excited to write about them!! I'll try to cover everyone I can think of, but if I forget somebody, let me know! Warrior candidates will also be included. As a forward, I won't be doing Marcel simply because I don't know enough about him to justify adding him.

Disclaimer: These are my personal opinions. This is only one way of engaging with the media, and if it’s not your way or you disagree, then that’s chill. Art is Subjective. I’m just here to have some fun!

Here we go!!! My headcanons:

Reiner Braun (he/him): Gay

Reiner thinks he's straight. Man does not realize he could even like men until... well, he might never figure it out, tbh. He'll be cuddling with Bertotto, being all cute and giving kisses and then go "no homo" very seriously. Bartholomew has to fight not to scream every single time.

Bertholdt Hoover (he/him): Pansexual

Gender doesn't play a part in who he's attracted to. I think he's into blondes, tbh.

Annie Leonhardt (she/her): Bisexual

Mostly women-attracted, but has liked men before. Junior high made me actually like Burrito and Annie as a couple which is very funny. But she's got a lot of chemistry with Hitch and Mikasa. It's great! She's great!

I could also see her being non-binary and using she/they pronouns.

Pieck Finger (she/her): Lesbian

Pieck clocked Yelena from a mile away, but wasn't about to say anything. Anyway, she likes girls. Why? Vibes.

Porco Galliard (he/him): Gay, Asexual

And yet no time for relationships. That's for his own choosing though. Just because he's attracted to men doesn't mean he intends to date them. He just wants that sweet, sweet warrior status!

Gabi Braun (she/her): Bisexual

Another one far too focused on getting a Titan. Besides, she's, like, 12. No need to rush into a relationship. (Especially if you're not intending to live that long-)

Falco Grice (he/him): Pansexual

Falco, Falco, my sweet Falco. Your attempts at chivalry are sweet, but you don't need to go to all those lengths for a person you love. Especially not Gabi.

Colt Grice (he/him): Bisexual

These kids got no hope of forming bonds. They're being sent to slaughter and paraded around, but I do believe he's thought about who he'd end up with if things were different. I don't think he'd worry about the stigma of liking men. It can't get any worse than everyone thinking you're a literal devil. He's just left to his dreams.

Zeke Jaeger (he/him) (pain in my ass): Queer

Not straight. He doesn't know what he is, nor does he care. It'll figure itself out, if he lives long enough, that is.

(definitely into Levi, though. Because he's a dumby-dumb who only knows pain and suffering)

That's a wrap on SnK!! It was fun! I did this list faster than any of my others, which I find very funny considering these guys aren't my favs. Oh well!!

Next time for Pride Headcanons: Sports Idiots!

[thecrimsondandelion]

Eddie’s internal monologue seeing Richie walk into a room is all: bow chicka wow wow, he’s a brick… house, awooooga

but the rest of the losers are seeing Richie dorkily bound into a room giving finger guns and tripping over his own feet

[picavecalyx]

  General reminder that Silva was raised by the emperor of the slave district...So her priorities are all over the place.