#dunphys

[barblaz-arts]

Vaggie: Adam and Alastor suck.

Lucifer: Would you be interested in being promoted to "Daughter-in-law"?

[beltrixuniverse]

What's The Plan Phil?

[adam-scott]

MODERN FAMILY (2009–2020) #05.17 'Other People's Children'

[alixandra-multifandom-version]

It's me, my daddy issues, and my father figures against the world

[chewbacca]

MODERN FAMILY (2009–2020) S01E09: Fizbo

[dumbandfunn]

Rafe shoving his fingers in readers mouth when she starts to ramble too much…

(Rafe come rn)

rafe knew you talked a lot when you were nervous, but he underestimated just how much when he took you to drinks with his friends at the country club. they never didn’t make you feel welcome, but they were all loud— a lot louder than anyone that you usually surrounded yourself with, so often times you felt you had to fill the lingering silences that came with boyish days out when they were just trying to watch the game.

you had been talking for five whole minutes without anyone getting a word in— your hands were waving frantically and you were looking between topper and kelce wide eyed, basically out of breath from all the rambling about something they couldn’t even keep up with. topper thought it was about some girly gossip show you were watching, but then you were suddenly talking about how your dog was blind in one eye.

frankly, nobody was keeping up— everyone had zoned out, rafe only really started paying attention again when you mentioned a phil dunphy. he made a mental note to deal with him later. maybe ask barry if he was from around the area. but for now he was giving you a small eyebrow raise, reaching his free hand up to squeeze your cheeks, shoving two fingers right between your parted lips, cutting your ramble off.

“why don’t we let someone else speak now baby hm?”

nodding his head slightly toward his two friends, whos attention were definitely caught at the how you immediately nodded up at him, eyes wide and mumbling a muffled “sorry,” just as he pressed his two fingers against your tongue.

he just didn’t actually expect you to reach up and catch his wrist when he tried to move his hand away just to keep your tongue swirling around his ringed fingers. his friends got multiple threats after that for becoming a lot more interested in what you had to say. and you for sure got a telling off by rafe with a “you like putting on a show like that for my degenerate friends? huh?” when you got home.

[rahabq]

[juh-pyter]

Jason: I'm not gonna lie. Sometimes it bothers me how calm Dick is under pressure. It's like... like I'm the one who's overreacting!

Dick: That's good. Let it out. It's g...

Jason: I'm going to kill you!

[lemon-lyman]

MODERN FAMILY (2009-2020) → 3.24 'Baby on Board'

[fiasco95]

Regulus: I’m stretched a little thin today, so I need you to do the grocery shopping, check in on the kids and maybe clean up those branches in the front garden.

James: Done and done!

Regulus: Is that an expression or did you only remember two of the things I said?

James:

James: …The second.

Regulus, sighing: I’ll leave you a message.

James: Okay!

Regulus, ringing James to leave a voicemail:

James, picking up the call: YELLO!

Regulus, shaking his head: …James.

James: Sorry!! Call back!!

(Jegulus as Phil & Claire from Modern Family, again.)

[samiramohans]

#time to join phil

[muldery]

MODERN FAMILY (2009-2022) | S04E08 'Mystery Date'

[thelassoway]

2012 Leap Day Episodes: Modern Family || 3.17 Leap Day Parks and Recreation || 4.16 Sweet Sixteen 30 Rock || 6.09 Leap Day

[yellowjacketbabys]

Inside you there are two wolves

[bob-belcher]

MODERN FAMILY (2009–2020) S02E09: Mother Tucker

[comfortblr]

MODERN FAMILY (2009-2020) 2.11, “Slow Down Your Neighbors"