Gotham guys noticing that their male coworker has a crush on them?
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Gotham guys x male reader
Description: H.C.’s of the Gotham guys realizing that their coworker has a crush on him.
Warnings: None
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BUTCH GILZEAN
he would notice right away
he would definitely discreetly tease you about it too there’s no doubt about that, just a fact
I don’t think he would know how he feels right away but he knows he feels something for you
I mean he is pretty tall but if you're taller than him he would love it
when he confronts you about it he does it like
“Yea you know we should go do something after this job since you like me so much”
and you’ll have to do a double take
cuz like, he’s so nonchalant about it
In the end he’ll definitely ask you out first, what can I say, he’s confrontational
he figured it out when you were on a job for Fish and he had to use the john, and he heard you talking to yourself at how “stupid, stupid, stupid, he’ll totally like a guy like me who maKES UP WORDS”
he finds it adorable tho lol
OSWALD COBBLEPOT
ok so I wholeheartedly believe he would like you first
just your personality and stature and everything about you
then when he notices you like him back?
HOO man your in for it lol, he’ll go the whole nine yards
he’ll invite you to something and be super nervous and you’d be super nervous
Its a nerve-fest
and like it would be a gradual thing
to where you both just keep kind of flirting but also being super awkward?
but he would end up asking you to be his fellow king of Gotham with him or help him overthrow Falcone and Maroni
It just depends on where you meet him lol
he’ll notice it because you’ll agree with him on everything and your always staring and making goo goo eyes at him
ED NYGMA
OOF as we all know, he’s gonna notice right away
and I mean RIGHT AWAY
he’ll definitely be kind of confused about it
but if you don’t idk kill his girlfriend or something he would definitely get with you
this man would give you a complex riddle when he tells you he knows you like him
just in general he likes you back ofc
but he obviously not all that open with it considering *ahem Oswald ahem* his personality
he’d probably wait a while to tell you he knows you like him tho
he’ll notice the crush by means of body language
weird ik but I feel like that’s how he would figure it out
JIM GORDON
oh Jimmy boy would be so clueless until Ed or Foxy says it as if it’s something obvious
like you’d be interrogating somebody and they would just be like
“you are lucky to have him helping you out, when are you going to do something about that crush he has on you?”
or something like that (sorry I’m crap at doing dialogue)
once he does find out tho he would just be honest and ask you right away if its true
now after that he would definitely find some reason to risk his life or something bc its Jim Gordon we’re talking about
then you’d just slap him and tell him he’s a dumbass lol
you guys go for coffee as your first date :)
JEROME VALESKA
He’d know exactly when you realize it for yourself
sorry but there’s no sugarcoating this
he would show his, uh, affection, by doing what he did with the bodies for maniax
but spelling out “I LIKE YOU TOO” instead
now the sentiment is there
but ofc he’s never had a real role model for any relationship in general
so he’d wing it for everything
JEREMIAH VELESKA
I’m sorry but he would know about your crush on him before YOU even know about it
like wayyyyy before you know about it
now depending on which jeremiah you get you’ll answer will vary
if it’s pre-spray jeremiah, congrats, he will be very gentle with telling you he knows
but post-spray jeremiah will be harsh i’m sorry
he’d be all like
“yes yes I know you have that silly little crush on me but it doesn’t excuse the fact that you aren’t doing your job” *cue eyeroll*
but if you worship him enough he’ll date you
he noticed you liked him since you kept hanging around him and asking about his plans and offering help more than was deemed “normal”
VICTOR ZSASZ
ok so heres the deal
he pays zero attention
so he’d have no idea until you tell him
you’ll be on a hit and then tell him that for such a successful hitman he sure isn’t successful at notice when you like him and then you like, start shooting or something
Some notes about my previously stablished Gotham AU where Oswald adopts Jason and we do not question the chronological confusion of it all:
[I call it the Angry Bird Fam. ]
- In S1 Jason is seven and runned away from his abusive father. He is living in the street for a while and being stealing places for even longer (if you count the times his parents used baby him as a distraction to steal places his whole life even).
- He is bold baby and completly unhinged and since there is no Batman yet, Jason decides to do the next stupid thing and steal from Oswald's club (who he still thinks is Fish's because he is seven and too young to be atualized in gang wars).
- Oswald is not Bruce and stealing from him does not mean instantanious adoption. Though he has a tiny bit real small moral compass and killing a seven years old it's too much. So he is planning on scaring the kid when someone on the bar starts being mean to his mother. Oswald is going to murder him when to his surprised thief baby just knees the guy in the balls because "ye being a meanie fucker" . Now that impresses him.
- Oswald is like, okay gotta pay the child, maybe hire him to do some easy shit and tell him not to rob me. Easy. But Gertrud is like "such a cute gentleman you and your parents are invited to dinner" and Jason it's like "Don'wanna". And somehow this ends with Jason staying with the Cooblepots.
- Oswald is still planning his gaang war and Maroni is still pissed and since antagonizing Gertrud didn't work, he pays some guys to give Jason a scare, because he isn't murdering a seven years old to get to Oswald just yet.
- Jason notices that there is someone following him around, as a seven years old he concludes it is vegenfull monsters trying to get him for some reason. He does not tell anyone cause he does not trust adults and he is very afraid of losing his place with the Cobleppots.
- But them during the night one of the guys invades Jason's room by the window and he runs out and goes pester night owl Oswald and pretend everything is peach. The two bond and Jason admits there is a monster in his room. Oswald ofters to kill the monster, gets surprised it was actually a guy, than killls him anyway cause dude slays. Jason sees it and that starts his idea that murdering bad people it's a-okay. Witch he would have even with a father figure who was the extreme oposite and defended that even the Joker shoudn't be murderer.
- Jason starts school and while he should be super late, he like all bat-kids is a genius and is actually advanced. He also loves school, cause they have books. Jason teachers are very mean to him though cause he is a "problem student" and former street kid. So Oswald goes to the school with blood on his shirt and threatens to kill Jason teacher with a stappler. Normal pareting.
- Jason still the anti-hero talks about a kid being bullied. And Oswald tells him to drop his classic advice of "push one of the bullies down the stairs and make the teacher belive it was the other bully". Jason, the mad lad does it. He starts being homeschooled after.
- The gaang war finally comes. And now Oswald is the King of Gotham. Jason is a very proud, cute and supportive lil' prince.
- He hangs with Cat a lot during this time. Since she spends some time in Oswald hangout and there isn't many kids available.
- When Jim visits to ask Oswald for a favor, Jason is having a little birthday party (Oswald wanted to do something bigger, but Jason asked not too cause crowds still make him ubconfortable). Jim is very confused. And they have a very dark conversation where Oswald basically sends him to murder a guy just like cannon, except this time the background includes ballons, a cute penguim themed cake, a cuter now eigth years old with his part of said cake in his face, some kids he befriended in his short school stand, Cat, an oblivius old lady, a weirdly happy Victor Zsaas eating cake and taking with an unconfortable Butch and some disstressed hitman using party hats. When Jim yells at Oswald, Jason fake cries about the mean man at his party. The whole thing is more traumatasing for Jimbo than being calledout by Bruce and killing the guy.
- Unfortunally that is Gotham and Oswald, so after a bit Galavan decides: "hey let's kidnnap Penguim's mother". Jason tries to defend her. He even bites a gooms finger off. But he is a tinny child - albeit a vicious one - and they are armed guys so they just hit him and he passes out. Fortunally they don't kidnapp him.
- When Galavan admits to having Oswald mother, with proof and tells nothing of Jason he is even more concerned. He finds Jason unconcius on his mother's home, takes the kid to the hospital and promisses to Jason he will rescue Gertrud and kill Galavan. He also assures the kid he is great and did nothing wrong. Butch warns Oswald about making promisses he can't keep. He tells Butch to shut up.
- Oswald still kills people. Still cuts Butch's hand of and Gertrud still dies. While he is still very angry and plotting his revenge, he gambles the favors Jim owns him and (via Gabe cause he knows if he appears personally Jim will just arrest him) sends Jason to the Gordon househood.
- Jason is grieving and unhappy and he will take it out on the wolrd. The world on the moment it's Jim Gordon. He tries to run away from his and Lee's custody to try go kill Galavan a LOT. He also is just a general menance. Lee helps him a little. So he starts being nice to her. But not to Jim. He is very mean towards Jim.
- When Oswald finallt does his move against Galavan and gets shot, Jason is terrified. He runs away - again - but this time instead of murdering Galavan his plan is to find Oswald. Fortunally after being catch by Harvey and sitting in the waiting room of the GCPD, Edward Nygma notices what it's going on and he is trying to make Oswald happy, so he does a child delivery.
- Jason makes the whole process easier because not only Oswald still has someone that cares about him/that he cares about but Jason is also grieving Gertrud, they help each other so Ed never goes on about how "love is weakness". Witch is great cause Jason would have found it very dumb.
- Oswald does send Jason to buy some groceries before he and Ed start their torturing session because while he thinks Jason is old enough for murder, torture is too much. He does promise to teach Jason some knife moves when he cames back though.
- Since he saved Jason's only familly, the kid sees Ed was a superhero and let's it very clear. Edward was not prepared for it, but he isn't complaining, specially when he discovers Jason's love for books and how smart the kid is. The three of them are weirdly domestic during Oswald stay at Ed's.
- It's important to note that Jim is now looking for Jason, all while suspecting Galavan, trying to find Oswald and investigating Kristen disaperance. He is overworked and needs a vacation. Instead he kills Theo.
- Jason really tries to go to the murder Galavan/save Bruce Wayne ordeal but everyone was like: "hell no". So he stayed with Ed. Wich is fantastic cause if Jason meets Bruce I'm sure this world will explode together with everyone's suspenssion of disbelief.
- He was very proud of Oswald when he learned about the umbrella in his throat bit though.
And I will end here for now. But I will soon cover the rest of S2 and S3.
drarreckyninja’s top 50 ships of May 2022 [32. Nygorzsapot]
Fandom(s): Gotham
Pairing: Edward "Ed" Nygma | Riddler x James "Jim" Gordon x Victor Zsasz x Oswald Cobblepot | Penguin
Image:
Microfic: How Private
They’re the top gang in Gotham. The King, his second-in-command, his assassin, and his cop.
“Hello, James. Old friend.”
Penguin easily talks to his boyfriend in the middle of the station with no worry about anyone attacking him. Bullock and Alvarez are on his side, after all.
“Can I help you?” Oswald asks over Jim’s head as they embrace.
It’s spoken with a soft fondness as he maintains eye contact with his second boyfriend, Ed. Ed walks over, still in his forensics uniform. Luckily, there’s no blood on his clothes at the moment. Ed places a hand on Jim’s vacant shoulder and wraps his arm around Jim’s back to cradle his other hand through Oswald’s hair.
The embrace comes to an end shortly after it’s begun. Jim forgoes his jacket and badge but grabs his gun from the desk. He tells Harvey that he’s going to go “canvass the area.” Ed drapes his smock over Jim’s vacated chair and trades his goggles for glasses, leaving the latex gloves on his hands as he runs after his boyfriends. Zsasz shows up in the doorway with a shovel in hand before they reach the entrance.
“Is it time for the shovel in the trunk kind of chat,” he smirks slightly, looking his boyfriends up and down, “or are we taking this somewhere more private?”
Jim’s eyes widen as they grow heated. “Privacy’s good.”
Oswald threads his fingers through the assassin’s empty hand, a suggestive smirk appearing across his lips. “How private is the town car?”
Victor grins widely, gripping his birdlike boyfriend’s hand a little tighter. Ed’s fingers have since reunited with Oswald’s other hand, and he’s dragged along with their assassin boyfriend. Jim sighs only slightly before following them into the backseat of the car.
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Incorrect Quote:
Barbara: She was poetry, but he couldn’t read.
Jim: His name was Jared he’s 19.
Ed, rapping: When his parents built a very strange machine
Oswald, singing: Watch that scene, digging the dancing queen.
Victor, singing: Eyyyy, Macarena!
Tabby: Horrible job, everyone.
- - - - -
Subships: Selivy [Selina x Ivy]
Tabs [Tabby x Barbara]
Note(s): Jim is the nicest cop to Ed, and Oswald blatantly loves Ed. Ed likely loved Oswald when they first met and when he nursed him back to health; Oswald was just slow on the upkeep since he loved Jim, and Jim was busy with Victor, who seems to crush on both Jim and Alvarez of all the cops. And Victor and Oswald have an understanding. They're all connected.
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ 𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐾𝑃𝑅𝐼𝐿 ;) - GothamTV!Kinktober. I take a kink from the prompt list, and give it to one or many gotham characters; who I personally think would love it!
series
🕷 : [ EXCLUSIVLEY NSFW SERIES ]
'DAY 1 - LEATHER AND LATEX, - victor zsasz and tabitha galavan
'DAY 3, - PULL-OUT GAME, - oswald cobblepot, victor zsasz, edward nygma, jerome valeska, jervis tetch
𝑇𝐸𝑋𝑇 𝑃𝛰𝑆𝑇𝑆 📱
‘SHE’S BUSY RN BRO, - gotham villians reacting to reader pranking them with the “she’s busy rn bro” text
𝛰𝑆𝑊𝐴𝐿𝐷 𝐶𝛰𝐵𝐵𝐿𝐸𝑃𝛰𝑇 🐧
🕷 : [ NSFW ]
imagines and headcanons
‘ART DECO, - oswald goes down on reader
‘OFF TO THE RACES, - oswald and readers first time together
'THE VALLEY, - unusual kink hcs with the gotham men
'CURTAINS, - oswald wants to be a gentleman, but can't help himself
🕸 : [ SFW ]
‘I SEE RED, - oswald thinks you’re unfaithful
‘VOULEZ-VOUS, - gotham villians with a dwarfism!reader who has cheshire cat powers
'400 LUX, - birthday hcs with the gotham villains!
𝑉𝐼𝐶𝑇𝛰𝑅 𝑍𝑆𝐴𝑆𝑍 ( -_•)︻デ═一
🕷 : [ NSFW ]
imagines and headcanons
‘ANGEL, - victor needs you to love him…
‘YOU’RE MINE, - don’t make victor zsasz jealous
'THE VALLEY, - unusual kink hcs with the gotham men
🕸 : [ SFW ]
‘DREAM A LITTLE DREAM OF ME, - victor being a tad too obsessive
‘IN BLOOM, - you’re an assassin, victor is too. he feels a bit threatened.
'HOLD UP, - reader has commitment issues.
‘VOULEZ-VOUS, - gotham villians with a dwarfism!reader who has cheshire cat powers
'400 LUX, - birthday hcs with the gotham villains!
series
'COME ON EILEEN!, - Your just a highschooler who somehow has ended up doing favors for Jim Gordon. Before you know it, Falcone's heard all about you, and sent you on a job with his best hitman. One problem; said hitman is falling deeply in love with you.
[P1] [P2] [P3] [P4]
𝐸𝐷𝑊𝐴𝑅𝐷 𝑁𝑌𝐺𝑀𝐴 ⍰
🕷 : [ NSFW ]
imagines and headcanons
'THE HILLS, - eddie finds the perfect stress reliever
‘WILDFLOWER AND BARLEY, - reader thinks ed’s weird. but also good at sex.
'THE VALLEY, - unusual kink hcs with the gotham men
🕸 : [ SFW ]
'MOVES, - eddie with a reader whose love language is gift giving!
𝐽𝐸𝑅𝑉𝐼𝑆 𝑇𝐸𝑇𝐶𝐻 🐇
🕷 : [ NSFW ]
imagines and headcanons
'THE VALLEY, - unusual kink hcs with the gotham men
‘LOSE CONTROL, - Jervis gets rough when he thinks your hypnotized.
🕸 : [ SFW ]
'WILL YOU STILL LOVE ME TOMORROW, - jervis x reader with dwarfism!
‘VOULEZ-VOUS, - gotham villians with a dwarfism!reader who has cheshire cat powers
'400 LUX, - birthday hcs with the gotham villains!
series
‘DON’T BLAME ME, - You’re jim gordon and barbara keans daughter- who seems to take interest in the clubs new hypnotist. It turns out to be the wildest ride of your life.
A murderboy is a character that meets the following requirements:
Is male
Either commits murder, commits attempted murder, or directly or indirectly causes a significant amount of otherwise avoidable death
The fandom for the piece of media they're from absolutely does not know how to be normal about them. ("[x character] did nothing wrong" vs "[x character] is the literal devil" type arguments, for example)
So what are we doing here?
Simple! We're running polls to find Tumblr's Ultimate Murderboy!
Round one:
JD (Heathers) vs Magneto (marvel)
The Master (Doctor Who) vs Sebastian (Black Butler)
Oswald Cobblepot (Gotham) vs The Phantom of the Opera
Hannibal Lecter (Mads Mikkelsen version) vs Ed Nygma (Gotham)
Hans (Frozen) vs Komaeda (Danganronpa)
Moash (Stormlight Archive) vs Dabi (My Hero Academia)
Loki (MCU) vs Steven Universe (Steven Universe)
Klaus (Vampire Diaries) vs Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars)
Light Yagami (Death Note) vs Edward Nashton (The Batman)
Kylo Ren (Star Wars) vs Springtrap/William Afton (FNAF)
Guillermo de la Cruz (WWDITS) vs Jim Moriarty (BBC Sherlock)
Ben Mitchell (Eastenders) vs Julian Fawcett (BBC Ghosts)
Ashfur (Warrior Cats) vs Hannibal Lecter (Anthony Hopkins version)
Adam (Forever) vs Simon Laurent (Infinity Train)
Guy of Gisborne (BBC Robin Hood) vs Jim Keats (Ashes to Ashes)
Simon Keyes (Ace Attorney) vs Scar (The Lion King)
Gotham Incorrect Quotes Pt 100: Incorrect Art Celebration 🥳
Since this is the 100th part of my Gotham Incorrect Quotes series (the other parts posted on my first account, @shyjusticewarrior ) I've asked artists to draw incorrect quotes from the other parts. Here's the works of the volunteers.
fandoms in red are fandoms that I don't know personally, but I've done art or moodboards for them! fandoms in purple are ones that I have moderate familiarity with, but I can't write every character. The rest are ones that I just haven't made as much content for.
Ace Attorney
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All For The Game
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The Boy
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Castlevania (Netflix)
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Check Please
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regressor!bitty art
Coraline
regressor!wybie moodboard
Corpse Bride
regressor!victor van dort moodboard
regressor!emily art
Criminal Minds
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Danganronpa
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Rocky Horror Picture Show
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thoughts on regressor!dream
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Smile For Me
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Star Trek
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regressor!jim and cg!spock art
Stranger Things
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The Untamed
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V for Vendetta
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cg!v moodboard
Welcome To Night Vale
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cg!carlos moodboard
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