#ell speaks

[ell-arts]

Me: New oneshot fic on da horizon! In a week, at least! More art coming because more time! CMC update soon!!1!

Also me: *radio silence for literally three weeks*

Okay look, in my defence! 😃 Graduation day went amazing! But there was also tons of prep work leading up to it, AND additional prep work with getting my apartment cleaned out and ready for moving. 2 days after graduation, I moved back in with my parents for the time being (their house being 5 hours away from my apartment, quite the drive! :D) and then in the days afterwards we had to sort the house out for Christmas and just sort out a lot of admin stuff since me moving.

So in a nutshell, I am ✨🌟Exhausted🌟 ✨

I'm gonna take my time to recharge my batteries and settle into a new normal for me. Job searching will start soon, but that's only something to start worrying about in January :) Overall, I am SO READY for the new year!

Okay this time I AM NOT promising anything...but wouldn't it be cool if I could get both this new oneshot AND a CMC update out in time for Christmas? Ya'll better be sending some prayers and positive energy vibes if that's something you want haha

[cemetrio]

Hi! Hope you dont mind me asking but what was Jelliesprite prototyped secondary with? Becuase she looks normal as a sprite but she wouldnt be able to touch Scar (or anything else really) until she prototypes a second time, less she prototype with scar. I recetly went down the homestuck rabbit hole lol sorry if i ust missed it!

hey anon! that’s a pretty good question, with a pretty long answer. so if you’d like to skip the explanation...

tldr: jelliesprite does not have a secondary prototype (this is subject to change), and players cannot prototype with their sprites.

long answer ft. waaaay more explanation about canon sprites (under the cut)

so we actually discussed the “sprite interaction” thing ourselves a few months ago, while we were deciding on the initial prototypes for everyone’s sprites. but basically, canon homestuck was kind of inconsistent about this? on one hand, there was some heavy insistence that single-prototyped sprites could not interact heavily with players, lest the players get prototyped themselves. but on the other hand, there were canon depictions — albeit minor ones, in one-off scenes — showing some interacting with their sprites. you can see examples for both of these in this post i found.

in the end, i think the general consensus that we found while looking at other people’s discussions about this was that there has to be an intent to prototype, for living things. merely interacting with the sprite isn’t going to suck a player in; that would defeat the point of the sprite, which it to guide the player, assisting them throughout the game. it wouldn’t make much sense if players could just… unintentionally prototype by accidentally stumbling at their sprite or something.

but this is ambiguous as hell, and we also don’t really have to follow canon 100% since sburb in act 7 works as a cross between sburb and minecraft game mechanics. soooo we’re tossing it out the window and saying “active players in the game are immune to prototyping with their sprites”. key word being active — dead players, or players from an alternate timeline (such as doomed ones) do not fall under this category, and are thus able to prototype with sprites. this is due to nbt tags. i’m not so well-versed in this, so i’ll just let reshie’s explanation do the job.

Nbt tags are a data string unique to most object in Minecraft, even players have their own tag, which is a fucking long, unreadable chain of characters (that you may have seen while overing an username in chat)

In Minecraft sburb, sprites have in their code a blacklist of tags; their assigned player and other players from the active game.

Anything coded from these blacklist tags can't prototype with the sprite.

However, players tags are so unique to a point a player's tag from a different timeline won't be the same as the one from the main one.

because of this, scar isn’t at risk of accidentally prototyping with jelliesprite when they interact! we hope that explanation makes sense!

as for whether she has a second prototype… we’re actually still undecided for now. the nature of a homestuck au is that the scale of such an au is so massive that there are still quite a number of smaller details we have yet to work on — secondary prototyping included. (having 26 characters will do that to you, i suppose)

[deepbluecomputer]

the cuntress & some bi dude

[mattitvdes]

babies

[rhetorical-conscience]

Nick: From now on, we'll be using code names. You can address me as 'Eagle One.'

Nick: Imogen, code name; 'been there, done that.'

Nick: Charlie is 'currently doing that.'

Nick: Elle is 'it happened once in a dream.'

Nick: Tara, code name; 'if I had to pick a lesbian.'

Nick: Tao is...

Tao:

Nick: 'Eagle Two.'

Tao: Oh, thank God.

[ellethespaceunicorn-masterlist]

🎧Elle the Space Unicorn's Masterlist🎧

Reader inserts will have no descriptors, OFCs will be black and plus-sized(unless otherwise stated). I love being able to give girls/femmes who look like me the chance to romance some of their faves.

🎧Bless my current muse...🎧

I love to write fanfiction. Right now, my main muse is Henry Cavill. But I also like some Chris Evans and Sebastian Stan characters (see below who I will write for - send prompts or requests to @ellethespaceunicorn HERE).

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Masterlist is under the Cut...

Bright Like The Moon (ongoing)

Love, Napoleon (ongoing)

Scrapbook (finished)

Daddy Knows Best (possibly on hiatus)

Don't Take My Sunshine Away (possibly on hiatus)

Touch and Go (possibly ongoing)

The Howling in Claw Creek Forest (ongoing)

What Are You Doing, StepBro?

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Humphrey x Stepsister!Reader

Summary: You and Humphrey don’t have the best start, but before long you will reach an arrangement.

Hold Me Til I Scream For Air To Breathe

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Sub!Clark Kent x Domme!Reader

Summary: Clark needs to give over to his submissive urges, specifically he yearns to be tied up and owned.

I Want a Little Sugar in My Bowl

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Napoleon Solo x Reader

Summary: Napoleon wines and dines.

Make That Kitty Purr {DARK FIC}

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Mike x Reader, August Walker x Reader

Fandom: Hellraiser: Hellworld x Mission: Impossible - Fallout, Crossover AU

Summary: Uncle August doesn’t give a shit that you’re Mike’s girlfriend.

Make That Kitty Purr [Director's Cut] {DARKER FIC}

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Mike x Reader, August Walker x Reader

Fandom: Hellraiser: Hellworld x Mission: Impossible - Fallout, Crossover AU

Summary: Uncle August doesn’t give a shit that you’re Mike’s girlfriend. This is the darker pre-edited version.

Some Things You Just Can’t Refuse

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Dom!Clark Kent x Sub!Reader

Summary: A collection of first times with Clark Kent, and one last time.

Happy Birthday, Cupcake

Rating: General

Pairing: Clark Kent x PlusSize!Reader

Summary: Clark surprises you for your birthday.

Treat Me Like A Slut

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: August Walker x Reader

Summary: August has had enough of your antics, and you’re going to pay for it.

Sometimes The Silence Guides A Mind

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Sherlock Holmes x Reader

Summary: As you were getting close to Sherlock, he stops visiting. You pop over to Baker Street and share an eye-opening moment.

Don't Take Your Eyes Off It

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Sugar Daddy!Steve Rogers x Black!Fem!Reader 

Summary: It’s Valentine’s Day, and you have a surprise for Steve!

Don't Kill My Vibe

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Clark Kent x BestFriend!Black!Fem!Reader

Summary: You help Clark ease the pain of his broken heart.

Forever And A Day

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Geralt x Black!OFC

Summary: Geralt and Lavinia share a passionate reunion.

An Angel Without Wings

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Frank Castle x Unnamed!Black!OFC

Summary: When she needs him to take control, he’s there for her.

Fifteen Minutes

Character: Walter Marshall x Unnamed Black!OFC

Rating: Explicit

Summary: What Walter does with 15 minutes of his time.

There Is A Light That Never Goes Out

Pairing: Syverson x Reader 

Rating: Mature

Summary: When an unexpected pregnancy rocks your already uncertain world, you decide the best option is to run. Apocalypse AU.

Pretty As A Picture

Pairing: Lloyd Hansen x F!Reader

Rating: Explicit

Summary: What started as a hobby day in the park turns into Lloyd Hansen showing you why taking photos of strangers is a bad idea.

Something Old, Something New

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Nick Fowler x Reader

Summary: Your childhood best friend invites you to your old vacation spot for her wedding, and you have been catching up with your first crush: her recently divorced big brother Nick.

Oxytocin

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Ransom Drysdale x Older!Black!Fem!OFC

Summary: At a New Year's Eve party, Ransom Drysdale's life is forever changed by a chance meeting with Ivy Kensington.

My Little Strawberry

Pairing: Syverson x Black!Reader (Peaches)

Rating: Mature

Summary: A follow-up to Shape Up. Sy has a conversation with his baby girl while she’s still in your stomach. 

Doing Something Unholy

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Charles Brandon x Reader

Summary: This is a prompt fill for some teasing of Charles Brandon and then him taking over.

Praise You

Rating: General, pure fluff

Pairing: Clark Kent x Insecure PlusSize!Reader

Summary: Clark Kent loves everything about you, especially what you think are your flaws.

Get My Pretty Name Outta Your Mouth

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Walter Marshall x Reader

Summary: You hate everything about Detective Walter Marshall. He feels the same about you. Now, kiss!

Shape-Up

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Cpt Syverson x Black!Reader (Peaches)

Summary: Syverson and his girl, Peaches, try and trim his beard without causing a ruckus. Spoiler alert: they fail.

Follow-up to Shape-Up: My Little Strawberry

The Paganini Problem

Rating: Mature

Pairing: Sherlock Holmes x Wife!Reader

Summary: Being Sherlock’s wife proves to be difficult when a case stumps him.

Power Play: After Hours

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Lloyd Hansen x Assistant!Black!Reader

Summary: What happens when Lloyd sees you, his assistant, in something other than what you usually wear? Well, you should be worried about what he does when he sees you.

No Good Deeds

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Landlord!Ari Levinson x Reader

Summary: Moving out on your own is challenging, but your landlord, Mr. Levinson is kind and helpful. But he may want more from you than your tenancy.

Executive Temptation

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: CEO!August Walker x Employee!Reader

Summary: You’ve caught the eye of CEO August Walker. What happens when he asks you to go to his private office?

A Duke and His Duchess

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Soft!Dark!Lloyd Hansen x Chubby!Black!Fem!Reader

Summary: The night takes a dark turn when you are harassed at the club, but Lloyd comes to your rescue.

Walter Marshall - Hobbies

Lloyd Hansen - Family, Quirks/Hobbies, Sleep

Lloyd Hansen - What happens when reader starts dressing to match lloyd?

Walter Marshall (Night Hunter)

Geralt of Rivia (The Witcher)

Clark Kent (Man of Steel, BvS, Justice League)

Humphrey (Stardust)

Charles Brandon (The Tudors)

Mike (Hellraiser: Hellworld)

Napoleon Solo (The Man from U.N.C.L.E.)

August Walker (Mission: Impossible - Fallout)

Will Shaw (The Cold Light of Day)

Sherlock Holmes (Enola Holmes films)

Captain Syverson (Sand Castle)

Evan Marshall (Blood Creek)

Melot (Tristan and Isolde)

Thomas Apreas (Hotel Laguna)

Chas Quilter (The Inspector Lyndley Mysteries)

Stephen Colley (I Capture the Castle)

I DO NOT WRITE RPF FOR HENRY

Lloyd Hansen (The Gray Man)

Andy Barber (Defending Jacob)

Ransom Drysdale (Knives Out)

Steve Rogers (Avengers films)

Curtis Everett (Snowpiercer)

Ari Levinson (The Red Sea Diving Resort)

Nick Gant (PUSH)

Jake Jensen (The Losers)

Frank Adler (Gifted)

I DO NOT WRITE RPF FOR CHRIS

Bucky Barnes (Marvel)

Charles Blackwood (We Have Always Lived in the Castle)

Steve Kemp (Fresh)

Max (Sharper)

Nick Fowler (The 355)

Lee Bodecker (The Devill All The Time)

Chris (Destroyer)

Justin Capshaw (Law & Order)

I DO NOT WRITE RPF FOR SEBASTIAN

Let me know if you wanna be added and for what plz, so far only these categories 😁 Let me know if you ever want to be removed!

General Fanfiction (Everything)

Henry Character Fanfiction

Chris Character Fanfiction

August Walker

Bright Like The Moon

Love, Napoleon!

Daddy Knows Best

Don't Take My Sunshine Away

The Howling in Claw Creek Forest

~Please DON'T ask me to tag you in a series that you've never 'liked' or 'reblogged'. It's just kind of rude. Also, don't ask for an ETA on the next chapter.~

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[theeflowerofcarnage]

Eleanor De Vries 1874 - 1900 🦇

[tenpintsof-sundrop]

Imagining a world where Elle was still on the team when Emily joined and she was the one to go to the club with Emily to bait Viper during 52 Pickup and their combined swag and badassery and intolerance of the male ego caused Viper to disintegrate on sight. And then they made out

[starch1ldz]

“You'll never get away from the sound of the

Woman that loves you”

[thepunkmuppet]

yeah I relate to these characters no reason no reason

[thatgayb1tchwhosimps4her]

my overwhelmed and overstimulated ass is definitely not like 2 seconds away from writing self-indulgent head-cannons on what the BAU team would be like with an autistic kid, mmhmmmm, no way.

[cemetrio]

just a quick update...

hi everyone! we’ll be pushing today’s intro post back to tomorrow, and next week’s intro post will be delayed a week! o7

[deepbluecomputer]

obsessed with how this is phrased

[mattitvdes]

guys. 😂😂😐😦

[ghost-pasta]

thinking about a Dani headcanon

I like to think Dani is wayyyy more at home with her ghost abilities. But not in an overt kind of way. But like, of it came to sitting in a group meeting I think Danny would be more likely to sit in a chair and Dani would start floating. You get what I mean?

Like, Danny's just more subconsciously used to "passing as normal" and "human concepts of how physics works"; meanwhile Dani is defying gravity at any given opportunity unless she's actively in danger from doing so. She's just being silly and *existing* with it.

Jazz: "I thought I heard Dani talking to you in here?"

Danny: "She's laying on the ceiling."

Jazz: (looks up) "oh"

Dani: ("laying" with arms crossed behind her head) yo ✌️

you see my vision.

[spritehouse]

"elle and emily should've met"

yes, but elle, emily, and luke should've all met.

1. all three of them speak spanish and i think it'd be funny to see them stand around gossiping in front of spencer like "mira al niño blanco, no tiene idea de lo que estamos diciendo"*

2. all of them care about spencer so much. i just. Ough.

*thank you smileykiddie08 for correcting my spanish