#evil tricks

[rainbowfoam]

Idk if the space will show up in your notifs but either way you've just lost valuable booping time 😈

OH YOU BASTARD

[shadyinternetcomputer]

An evil wizard had cast a spell to trap me in forever crystal, but as he was doing it I posed and smiled smugly. He's PISSED but he can't do anything about it now. He can't even move me away, because it's forever crystal. Every time his bleak ass shambles through the main castle chamber, i follow him with my eyes and give him that smug look. He sometimes flings Hexes and Curses at me out of powerless rage, but they Bounce off back at him. Here he comes again, wearing his dusty robes and that dorky cursed amulet. He's pulling down the wide brim of his hat, because the bitch can't handle my gaze. Look at Me Hector. He's carrying some dirty rag in his hands. What are you gonna do with that dirty rag, old man? Gonna summon a dirty ghost? lol. Wait, he's heading towards me. Hey, okay, time out, don't- no, stop, you coward, don't cover me up with that thing! fuuuuck me man, that's rude of him. What's his problem

[were-wolverine]

first-time parent bruce, trying to scold 10 y/o dick: absolutely not. you’re grounded.

dick, well aware of this fact: *lip wobble and eyes well up*

bruce: wait no-

dick: *starts sobbing*

bruce: i’m sorry, it’s okay. you can do whatever you want. i’m so sorry

dick, hugging bruce and hiding his face: (:<

[sariphantom]

Rise April 2024 Days 1, 2, and 3: Trick, Fashion, and Crossover

Technically... Usagi counts as crossover, considering he's from a different show.

[wildflowercryptid]

the kalosian worms are quickly eating away at my brain, folks.

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Danny slowly lowered himself down onto Luther's newest death machine thanks to his bat themed grappling hook. Making special care not to let his heart beat or his lungs take in breath lest Superman hear him and intervene, he used his intangibility to sink into the machine itself to steal its parts.

Yeah, so a full white outfit wasn't the best choice for stealth, but it was better than dressing like a traffic light. Plus the black gloves and boots made him feel nostalgic. It had been only seven months since the accident that took his life, so much has happened since then.

Biting his lip as he smiled as he began gathering up parts and wires with his intangibility and placing them into his bag. Lastly he grabbed the power source, which-surprise, surprise, is kryptonite.

After he grabbed what he wanted he quickly stuck a note on the maintenance panel of the machine for when someone opened it and discovered it now had a large hollow space, then simply sank down through the floor and flew to freedom.

Danny sighed once he was clear. Or, at least he thought he was.

"Young man." Crud. Danny turned around to see big blue floating behind him in all his red underwear glory. Great. "I believe you have something that doesn't belong to you." The Kryptonian said, looking pointedly at the large chunk of kryptonite Danny held under his arm.

Instead of an excuse, Danny got an idea. "Uh, hello? Recognize the mask?" He said, gesturing to his face.

Superman narrowed his eyes, staring at his face for a few very long seconds and just as Danny was about to cut his losses and book it out of there, a look of recognition graced the heros face. Sweet. "Thats Nightwings mask."

"Yeah. Just smaller."

Superman nodded, then asked, "Why aren't you wearing a bat symbol? I wouldn't have thought you were a thief if I knew you were working with Batman." Danny had to fight to keep his face neutral.

"I haven't decided what symbol I want on my suit yet." And that was true. Danny wasn't sure he wanted any symbol at all. The mark of the bat would mean that he belonged in the batclan, and Danny was a lone ghost. A wandering spirit if you will. He didn't belong anywhere.

Some small part of his mind that sounded suspiciously like Jazz said that might be one of the reasons he's been behaving so poorly lately, but he brushed it off. Superman just nodded sagely. Danny doubted he actually knew how Danny felt and was just nodding along to appear sympathetic. Adults lie, and they lie often. Danny kinda hated them for it.

"Well, I'm kinda on a deadline, so I should get going. Crime to fight, goth furry to annoy, you know how it is." Danny said, waving the arm that wasn't carrying the kryptonite around in the air before using it to readjust the bags strap on his shoulder.

"Alright," superdude smiled warmly, "Tell Batman I said hi." Danny grinned back at him as he jogged away, "Will do!"

That went better than expected. Thank you, Nightwing~! The boy thought to himself as he ran off into a secluded area and turned invisible and flying away.

Just imagining Supermans face if- no- when Batman finally breaks and tells the Justice League about the little menace thats been stealing all his and his sidekicks stuff for the last few weeks nearly sends Danny into hysterics.

Danny still has Robins sword mounted above the fireplace in his favorite safe house in Costa del Sol. Red Hoods "favorite" motorcycle was in its garage and Red Robins wrist computer and chest harness thing were mounded in a glass case next to the first thing he stole from them:

Batmans utility belt.

Sure, its a pain to remove all the tracking stuff from them, but man is he proud of those accomplishments.

Still. Its better to leave Metropolis after he got caught by Superman. Its only a mater of time before someone finds out about the old switcheroo he pulled at the last museum robbery and that combined with the bodies of those creepy rich guys he had killed (human trafficer buyers) well, surely Batman has noticed he had been gone for a while and would pick up on the matching M.O. in Metropolis.

Time to bounce.

[rosencatholic]

Remember that satan is not a cool guy who you can party in hell with. He hates you with a hatred not found here on earth.

He wants to drag you down to suffer the pains of hell with him because you are made in the image of God and he hates God and all that is good.

[thatsbelievable]

[eurodynamic]

Didn't I teach you? Knives are faster.

JACK KRAUSER ・ RESIDENT EVIL 4 REMAKE (2023) dev. Capcom

[jinxxparodiesproductions]

Bet none of ya’ll would have guessed you’d be seeing the Lords and Miranda as The Munsters, bet half of ya don’t even know what that is lol

[corallapis]

[anininas]

Winx Leon. I refuse to elaborate.

I'm unsure about what kind of powers he'd have because technically it's too similar to Stella's, but I'd imagine it to be related to light just because I so associate the flash grenades in RE with Leon (I blame DBD)

[fanofspooky]

Amazing art by Devon Whitehead

[goldensunset]

like do you know how much the ‘oooh snap it’s marluxia he’s evil!’ ‘wait no that’s his sister!’ ‘who’s the traitor??? who’s the impostor??? murder mystery!!!’ ‘ven is vanitas!’ ‘wait no!’ ‘the player is xehanort!’ works do for khux? even years after the fact, knowing the truth, looking back through fandom history to see what people used to think at each point in time is SO fun. i kept those kinds of things in my mind the whole time while watching even despite knowing better

[astrrrx]

" can you hear me calling, please look out for me " /lyr

pallet i used for this was also legit picked from the lesbian flag in the bg LOL

[circusk]

worlds most atrocious awful yaoi

calling them fools gold cause they're both trying to trick eachother for their own gain (fools gold is "fake" gold. pyrite btw) but also because they're both fucking idiots . they are the fools