#favorite routines

[nemotakeit]

mad props to josh for defending the best songs on the album from tyler joseph who apparently has ass taste in music

[ew-selfish-art]

DP x DC AU: Danny desperately wants to find the explosion guy. Tim is really good at covering his tracks... he didn't account for ghosts.

The explosions make it onto TV as purported terror activity and most people haven't heard of that part of the world much less ever given a second thought to care about it. The only real reason it gets reported on has something to do with the Justice League and... Danny knows too much.

He's been in training for Clockwork's court (which he's suspicious of- feels like kingly duty bullshit- but Danny is playing along out of curiosity for now) and he's learned a lot about how the living and non-living worlds collide. That means learning about CW's usual suspects- one of which just happened to have a ton of bases around the area Danny was seeing on the news.

It didn't take long for Danny to try to piece together that whoever blew up Nanda Parbat was trying to fuck with the League of Shadows, and was doing it successfully. Less green portals in the world the better, same goes for assassins. But it gets Danny thinking... Maybe he can employ similar tactics on the GIW Bases that keep spawning on the edges of Amity Park. It would at least set them back while he and his friends navigated the help line desk to request Justice League intervention. None of them can leave Amity Park, so outreach is going to have to be creative.

So Danny figures he'll just find the guy. Call up some ghosts who were there, or er, came from there and get a profile and track him down. But the ghosts keep saying it was The Detective. Annoying!

Danny goes full conspiracy theory, gets Tucker and Sam involved, and begrudgingly asks Wes Weston his thoughts.

He hadn't expected Wes to garble out a thirty minute presentation (that had 100 more slides left to go before he cut it off) about how Batman totally trained with a cult and so did his kids. Danny kind of rolled his eyes but... hey, new avenue of searching in the Infinite Realms at least.

The ghosts confirm that Bombs is for sure not Batman's MO- But maybe his second kid would know? The second kid was already brought back to life though, so no way to easily reach him... Danny starts to realize that this might be the work of a Robin now. Wasn't the red one known for solving cold cases? (Sam provides this information- its a social faux pas to not know hero gossip at Gotham Galas- everything she's learned is against her will).

It all comes to a head when Danny goes about the hard task of opening a portal for the guy to come through at just the right time, explain the infinite realms so he doesn't panic and then describe what the fuck was going on with the GIW. It takes months, just over a full year, of random (educated guesses) portal generating- Finally, Red Robin drops into the land of the dead.

"So, you're the guy I've got to talk to about explosions right?" Danny enthusiastically asks.

Tim thinks he's died and landed in the after life following 56 hours of being awake and plummeting off the side of a building into a Lazarus pool. Nothing makes sense about the kid in front of him.

"Yeah, I got a guy for munitions." Tim answers cooly.

"How do you feel about secretly sanctioned government operations that violate protected rights?"

"Gotta get rid of 'em some how. Need me to point you in the right direction?" This might as well be happening.

[thelibrarian1895]

Flying Bats

It may take awhile and a lot of bonding and a LOT of work but Dick Grayson absolutely 100% teaches all of his siblings, and sibling adjacent, the various acts he and his parents once performed. It takes them so, so, so much practice and there are definitely broken bones and some torn muscles but each and every one of the Bats eventually manages to master the Grayson signature quadruple somersault and Dick knows he's not the only Flying Grayson in the world anymore. They can't fly as naturally or as well, but he's not alone, his family flies with him.

[isa-ah]

rebel prince of red roses but longhair style

grumpy little bonus from when we were discussing which hairstyle to use for this story:

[mima-sama]

A friend of mine is playing through Gensou Wanderer and made a remark about how Patchouli sounds like a hamster when she coughs and this image crashed out of my brain like the Kool-Aid man through a wall

mukyu

[plant-sim]

Some more additions to the Winter family! Sunny and Nova decided to live their best farm and ranch life.

[scuddish]

BILLY WIRTH as DWAYNE THE LOST BOYS 1987 | dir. Joel Schumacher

[theswedishpajas]

Getting back into the hang of things with a garfield comic redraw

OG under cut

[stuckinapril]

Yeah Rumours started a couple years ago abt Will having an affair with their, essentially, neighbour, Rose Hansbury, who was at the time Kates friend and married to a man 23 years her senior. The rumours include rumours that her children are actually Wills and not her husbands, etc etc, but it wasnt really a huge thing. And THEN next year the whole thing exploded even FURTHER because an addition was made to the accusations — the whole affair happened because Will is just really into pegging and Kate is not and so she was willing for him to have a mistress for that specific reason, which caused #PrinceofPegging to trend. Now with Kates weird recent absence news sites have been posting articles about the mistress again but not bringing up the mistress thing because nothing brings in more traffic then bringing up a mans alleged pegging specific mistress when his wife has for some reason decided she doesnt wanna be seen in public. Also her kids were at the coronation and were on the balcony which in context is like insane.

😭😭😭 THIS IS SO FUCKING UNREAL

[shitpostingperidot]

Anyway headcanon that Carol Danvers has this guided meditation dice game on her ship

[mossiestpiglet]

Con O’Neill has perfected the art of trying not to cry and failing

[maskyartist]

thinks about Clay :) once again its Clay hc hours

now personally i refuse to believe the putt putts cant just throw down immediately upon any threat showing up. we saw how fast they took down Bridget and Gristol, plus theres just the fact they definitely had training for that and plenty of plans from Clay himself

basically Clay and Viva have sparred and continue to spar even post-Band Together, its their way of testing new strategies n such, plus they know where to hit to NOT seriously injure each other! true partnership right there :)

point is the mental image of JD tapping Clay on the back or just grabbing him for a hug from behind only for Clay to pin this man so immediately makes me amused thank u for ur time

[marcsnuffy]

Using Lorenzo and Charles' interviews as reference, I'd love to see any assumptions of what Kaiser and Ness would answer here

[maximotts]

spending my morning trying to finish writing cowgirl Wanda smut while curled under this blanket

[thelittlespanielthatcould]

found a very cool park with a very cool dog

[theinternetisaweboflies]

Obsessed with my Clown Junk Box from @shiftythrifting. Their names are Peer-O and EEK, respectively. Peer-O did time for homicide and has the tear tattoo to show for it. EEK is a serial contortionist.

Also a big fan for the SENECA and FOR RECTAL USE ONLY stickers.