#first YESSS BAKING

[phantangled]

that was so fucking chaotic. i think I need to watch it again

[cinnabeat]

when my entire family starts begging me to bake a specific dessert it makes me feel so good abt myself

[pinkiebieberpie]

YESSS THE PEOPLE WANT FARMER BUCKY !!!!

OH MY MY MY ઇઉ

(singledad!farmer!bucky x f!reader)

i'm happy to give the people what they want <33 i'm not much of a writer and it's more of a longer blurb/a few scenerios put in one longer post, but if you want to you can check my fic masterlist // inspired by this moodboard, enjoy!! reblogs and feedback is appreciated <33 (and yes the title is taylor swift coded, if you know you know.) ++ @bstorn wanted to be tagged.

words: 1.5k

warnings: death (mentioned), age gap (reader is in her mid 20s, bucky is in his early 40s), mention of drinking, mention of hair pulling, smut, kissing, oral (f receiving), fingering, outside sex (fuck being quiet, they are sleeping), unprotected sex, cockwarming and creampie (but also not really??? but it is here???)

life is messy. y/n's was actually very messy that's why she decided to move, leave her old life behind and change everything. how did she end up in a small town in the middle of texas? nobody knows, but she was there alone.

the first month was the hardest, she found a new job in a bakery, made a friend - her coworker, jessie but there was not really much to do, calm town, everyone knew each other, basically no privacy. after that first month y/n met bucky, a single father of two, a farmer and big enthusiast of chocolate cookies they were selling at the bakery. was he flirty? maybe. was he friendly? 100%.

it all started innocent.

"hi, i'm bucky, you new in town?"

"how do you like it here?"

"if you need any help feel free to reach out."

and y/n in fact did reach out, cause she needed help when her apartmet flooded. it was out of the blue the next day when bucky came to the bakery, but he was more than happy to help. that day y/n and bucky get to know each other a little bit more. she found out he has two daughters, annie (4 years old) and bea (6 years old), he owns one of the biggest farms in town and it's in his family since... forever, really. she was sure he is married, he was wearing a wedding ring, but that was just a habit - his wife died two years ago in an accident. the conversation was smooth, it was clear that the chemistry was there, but nobody made a move.

"all should be fine now." was what bucky said when he finished fixing y/n's plumbing problem. was she starring at him a bit when he was fixing her sink? yes.

"thank you, really, i had no idea what to do and i don't know that many people here... so i kind of had to ask my friendly neighbourhood customer for help." she chuckled and licked her lip a little bit.

"oh, it's nothing, actually i have a favor to ask, myself... it's okay if you feel like this is too much, but i have to help my friend out of town on the weekend, he has some problems with his animals and i can't leave girls alone, could you babysit? i can pay!"

"what? babysit? i- i never did that, but if your daughters are even half as kind as you, i bet they are angels, so yeah, i can do that, i'm not working over the weekend, you don't have to worry. and you don't have to pay me, it's favor for a favor."

was it a bit weird and a bit fast? for some people maybe, but both of them really felt like they could've trust each other. and that's how y/n became a babysitter for annie and bea. the girls were little angels, that was true. it became a thing that y/n was coming over to play with them and watch them, when bucky was working or when he was busy with whatever he needed to do. girls adored her. she baked cookies with them, they played outside together, she loved reading books with annie and bea and they loved to listen to them.

one night bucky came home really late, the girls were sleeping and y/n fell asleep on the couch too. closing the door woke her up and looked at bucky all sleepy.

"huh? you are home? i better pack my thin-"

"are you crazy? it's 3am, you are staying here, i will drive you home in the morning." he said it with a tone that left no place for arguing. she was a bit turned on by his voice, but no way she would ever tell bucky that. they were friends. only friends, with a weird chemistry, but still friends... but are you really friends when it's 3am and you are sitting on a couch with a man so much older, talking about life, drinking and being really and i mean really comfortable with each other?

that night went peaceful and quietly, in the morning bucky made breakfast for all three of the girls and when his kids were ready all four of them left his farm. first bucky and y/n dropped annie and bea at their preschool and then they made their way to y/n's house.

"you know, they adore you." bucky said while he way driving. y/n felt her cheeks getting a bit more pinkish. and she had no idea why, it was a compliment from his daughters, kind of, not from him. but at this point she knew she was falling for this man and there was nothing she could do about it.

✧✧✧

a few months passed and everything was going great for both bucky and y/n. they were meeting almost every weekend and more than one time during the work week. one day bucky invided her to a picnic at his farm, but... it was only two of them. the girls visited their grandma, and the truth was bucky wanted to spend some time alone with his... friend? his who? that was maybe a little bit more complicated than he wanted it to be. farmer was thinking about her all the time and he was ready to make things official. he wasn't in a relationship since his wife passed and that was over two years ago! he deserved to be happy.

when bucky asked y/n to be his girlfriend she was speachless, cause of course she wanted it, she wanted it bad. she wanted him bad, to be honest. soon she found out bucky wasn't always that sweet and caring man everyone thought he was. he was a very typical girl dad, he was making breakfast for his kids every morning, doing their hair, but he was also that type of man to pull your hair very hard when you were alone. and y/n loved it. every second of it.

their relationship was perfect, y/n loved waking up next to him almost every morning, she moved in really quickly. it wasn't even strange for the girl, they accepted it, after all annie and bea loved having y/n around.

one night y/n and bucky put the girls to bed earlier, because they planned a dinner. bucky cooked and prepared everything and all y/n had to do was to just look pretty when everything was ready.

"god, angel, you look stunning." was what bucky said when he saw y/n in her short, black dress. they ate their dinner, had some red wine and since it was warm summer they left home to sit outside. the moon looked marvelous and y/n looked even more beautiful in it's light.

it didn't took much for bucky to start kissing her. first her lips, then her neck, her exposed cleavage. y/n started breathing faster and then he dropped on his knees and rolled her dress up. first he was kissing y/n's thighs, then his lips were on her already wet panties. her noises were getting louder, then bucky took off her underwear. his lips were soft at first, teasing her, but when she buckled up her hips to him that was a sign he had no idea he was waiting for. bucky's tounge was making her more and more wet and she was only getting louder. her hands ended up in his long hair, pulling them hard when he added fingers to his ministrations.

"c'mon sweetie, you are making really cute noises, but you can be louder than that... girls are sleeping inside you can be as loud as you can." he hummed, his lips still so close to your aching pussy. it was hard being quiet with this man, he was making y/n feel like she was floating with his fingers and tounge alone. after her first orgasm they moved to their bedroom. they ended up naked a second after the door closed behind them. lips and hands were everywhere. their bodies so close, lots of moans and gasps. it was a perfect mix between soft love making and rough fucking and it made y/n lost her mind. at some point bucky covered her mouth.

"shh... we are not outside anymore, girls are sleeping next door, you have to be quiet now, doll." he whispered into her ear as he bit it. he was moving inside her with a steady rythm. her hands were on his back, nails in his skin leaving marks, it wasn't long before y/n finished again. when bucky wanted to move she wrapped her legs around him.

"no, please, i want to feel you..." she purred in the croock of his neck. he hapilly obliged. and that's how they both fell asleep. bodies tangled together, their breaths steady and calm and the whole life ahead of them. maybe with more than just two kids in the future...

[nosyp]

Pomefiore boys reacting to you dating an NPC

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Epel Felmier

'What the fuck' is the only thing going through his head when he finds out.

How could you betray him like this? Holy, he's crying, screaming, banging things on the wall, throwing things, slamming his hand against the wall... all in an attempt to ease the pain in his heart. By the time he's done, his face is flushed red and his whole body is trembling.

Jealousy is bubbling up in him, ready to burst out at any second (it kinda already did). He doesn't show you that side of him though. When you finally talk to him, he's not any different. You can't know. You shouldn't know.

Then, for a little while (emphasis on little), he tries to outshine your boyfriend in any way possible. He baked a dozen donuts for you? Well Epel baked 2 dozens and wrapped it up all pretty and nice. He gave you a promise ring? Well, Epel's already planning your wedding WITH rings he made himself (he claims).

He'd be absolutely ecstatic when you two break up. He'd say "Oh... you guys broke up? That's too bad..." but inside he's actually screaming "YESSS".

Later he'd sneak a "You deserve someone better" comment. Hint = he's the someone better.

Rook Hunt

"Oh? Mon cher(e) is dating someone?"

He's intrigued now, with your choice of boyfriend. "What an interesting choice! Oh absolutely magnifique!" he says, with the same poetic tone he always uses.

"Ah, such a captivating aura your partner has! Tell me, mon cher(e), is he as charming as he appears, or is there a hidden darkness beneath that facade?" is the first thing he mentions about your boyfriend.

Well, it looks like your boyfriend has a new stalker now! That stalker is the one and only Rook Hunt. He's gonna observe your boyfriend, trying to find what he's really like and whatever bs he wants.

After collecting and reorganizing his foundings, he'll share them with you. Highlighting his strengths and weaknesses.

Vil Schoenheit

Ew... he's just not at all impressed by you. Out of anyone in the world, you choose a lousy guy?

He's judgemental. Commenting on every single thing your boyfriend does. But oh of course, you reassure your boyfriend that Vil's like this with everyone.

He'd try to make your boyfriend feel insecure, and maybe it works. Just maybe.

During your whole clown show, he insults your boyfriend in many different ways. Like one time he said "Oh... what an interesting choice of shoes... bold... but not really in a good way." and he KNOWS your boyfriend is listening so that absolutely shatters him the moment he heard it.

Well then, he finds out about your relationships demise and he's can't lie, it was kinda entertaining to watch you dig a hole for yourself.

Just like Epel, he'd tell you that you deserved someone better. "I told you that he wasn’t worthy of you... oh but you just had to go learn for yourself."

[p0lyn3sian]

Slashers with a chef reader? Maybe they'll teach the slashers how to cook or bake? :)

OMGGG YESSS!!!

Slashers: Carrie, Chucky (Charles) & Tiffany, Sinclair Brothers, Thomas & Bubba, Norman, Billy & Stu, Billy Lenz & Brahms, The lost boys, Jason, and Michael!!!

Teaching slashers how to cook/bake!

Carrie:

Carrie's favorite thing to do is baking! For cooking not a lot actually, because she accidentally burnt the food she was making, almost cutting her fingers off for making the vegetables or meat, and a lot of messes everywhere!

But that's okay! After Carrie tells you why she doesn't love to cook as much as baking, you wanted to try and help her! So, first off you showed her how to cut properly, what temperature for certain food when it's ready, etc!

After a few days or so, she'll be like a cook in no time! She made Chicken Alfredo, Fried Rice, etc.. She's so happy that you taught her how to cook, and whenever you come to her house, she'll have some dishes for you to try! You'll also be giving her recipes that are easy for her to make, until she gets used to all the cooking! She is so grateful for you showing how to cook!!

Chucky (Charles) & Tiffany:

Chucky isn't really a cook or a baker, he just orders food... But for Tiffany she can cook and bake, but she thinks that some of her stuff is mostly bad.. That's why you are there at their house, showing how to cook and bake!

Tiffany is a fast learner doing things after what you do, but for Chucky he's just a slow learner (a really slow one). Tiffany hits Chucky with the wooden spoon on the head, telling him to do it or else.. So he had to, because he does not want to make his wife mad.

After teaching both of them cooking and baking for a few days, they've invited you to come again! They've made so much food, and a lot of sweets too! Tiffany gave you a big hug for helping her and Chucky learn to cook and bake more! Chucky just said thanks, but that's okay! You are so glad that these two wanted your help, and they're glad that you helped them too!

Sinclair brothers (Bo, Vincent, & Lester)

All three of them can't cook or bake.. So you taught them how to, of course! Bo doesn't want to bake, because he thinks it's only for the women so you had to throw a metal cooking spoon at him for that.. Vincent wants to do both and Lester just wants to do what you do!

So the first thing you did was baking! There were a few mistakes here and there for baking, like how Lester accidentally mixed some of the dry ingredients with the wet ingredients. After telling them why you don't mix dry ingredients with the wet ingredients, you guys then started baking different sweets! After baking all those sweets, you then moved into cooking, and again there were mistakes, so you had to teach them again.

After all the cooking and baking, there was a lot of food, and they hadn't been fed this well in a lot of years! They all said thanks and we're really happy that you wanted to help them cook and bake! Luckily while going to the store you remember about jonesy's food, so she ate too!

For the dog, people call the dog 'jonesy', and I think most of them said she's a female dog, unless I'm really wrong about the name and the gender, so please tell me if i made a mistake!

Thomas & Bubba:

These two wanted to learn how to bake, since their family are cooks but not much of bakers, except for Luda Mae! So you went to the grocery store that was a few miles down from their hometown, and got all the baking stuff they needed, even with the cooking since Drayton needed some seasonings and other stuff..

Once you arrive at home, you then start unpacking a lot of foods from the plastic bags! You told Mama (Luda) that you'll be coming back with a lot of stuff, and she was really confused as to why there's more baking instead of cooking ingredients. You then told her it was for Thomas and Bubba, that those two wanted to learn how to bake, and Mama wanted to help too since her boys wanted to learn! (She's so proud of them!!)

You and Mama taught them what to put in certain stuff, dry ingredients with dry ingredients and wet ingredients with wet ingredients, etc! Mama wanted pie for dessert, so you all made 4 big patches of apple pie! Making the pie was really fun with these two and especially funny, Thomas always tilted his head by the way he's confused with the stuff, and for Bubba he always shows you and Mama if he did the stuff right every few seconds or so. After all your hard work, you all sat down and ate drayton's famous roast dinner (ahem definitely not made from human meat 🌚, jkjk you already been eating human meat staying with these people). Then, you all ate the apple pie, and it was so good that Hoyt said who made these, and you answered it was Thomas and Bubba. Hoyt did a surprised face that these two baked the apple pie?? Which laughter then erupted around the table, just laughter and chattering filling the air of the Hewitt's home..

Norman:

Norman wanted to learn baking and cooking, just to help around your shared home! You asked him what he wanted to do first, and he wanted to do cooking first! Teaching him what to do with the cooking, you guys decided to do frying food! There were some hisses and ouches heard from Norman, but nothing too serious since he's getting used to the oil popping everywhere and going onto his skin.

So after all that frying, you guys went onto baking! Baking was really fun and also messy with Norman! You guys decided to make a chocolate cake for dessert after all your hard work! While the chocolate cake is being baked in the oven, you decide to turn up the radio to listen to some tunes. One of those tunes was playing Norman's favorite song, and he held out his hand for you to take, and so you did. Slow dancing to Norman's favorite tune for a little bit, until the cake was done!

Now dinner was set with all the frying foods you've done and the chocolate cake! Everything was beautiful to Norman, even with you he thought it was even more perfect than before! Both of you sat down from across from each other, and luckily you brought wine for this special occasion! And you popped open the cork and started pouring the wind into both your glasses. Just a nice romantic dinner with Norman..!

Billy & Stu:

These two mostly order out, which causes all their money to disappear almost everyday! You then talked to them about cooking and baking! Stu wanted to bake, since he loves sweets and for Billy he just doesn't want to do anything.. So you put Billy as the cook, he complained about it, but you ignored him for that.

Stu checked if all the stuff was measured correctly and ready to be mixed, and surprisingly everything he did was correct! He wanted to make brownies, and for Billy he needed lots of help from you! You then asked him what he would want for dinner tonight, and he looked through the recipe book that you bought, and pointed at Alfredo. You then told him to get out what the recipe book says and do it, and he got everything out. You then helped him with the cooking too, so that he doesn't burn down the Alfredo.

After everything was ready, Billy & Stu were ready to eat! You all sat down and started eating, Billy's Alfredo tasted really good which brought Stu almost eating the whole pot! And that's okay, you and Billy were full anyways, and after that Stu took out the brownies from the oven and gathered plates and cups for the milk. Stu then gave you and Billy brownies and a cup full of milk, and then started eating! Stu decided to make jokes and just laughter filling the air..

Billy Lenz & Brahms:

(decided to put these two together, since they're like a couple, attic rat and wall rat, wait whattt who said that??)

These two are like the biggest babies, whining for you to make food and sweets for them. You didn't have the energy to deal with all their baby attitudes, and grabbed both of them by the hands and dragged them downstairs to the kitchen. You then told them that they had to learn how to cook or bake.. Both of them looked at you and then at each other, and shook their heads telling you that they don't want to.. You forced them to.

They kinda hate for you to force both of them to help you with the cooking and baking. You had to pick baking, because it was kinda the easier one to do for both of them. You got the ingredients to make sour dough bread, and told them which ingredients need to be together or not together. Once those two were done, brahms put the sour dough bread into the oven.

Then those two wanted to cuddle right now, but you told them they had to wait until the bread is done. Then, the bread was done, it smelled heavenly for Billy and Brahms, and then you got the bread knife and started slicing the bread! (You didn't trust those two since they probably do something stupid with the bread knife 💀.) You gave each of them four slices of the sour dough bread, you walked to your chair and sat down and noticed that Billy and Brahms ate the four of their slices in just 5 seconds. They then dragged you upstairs after you ate your pieces of bread, just to cuddle with them..

The Lost Boys (David, Dwayne, Paul, & Marko):

You came up to your vampires and asked all of them if they wanted to learn cooking and/or baking! All of them chose baking since they really loved sweets, and they all wanted to try and make Twinkies! Luckily they had a box of Twinkies in their cave, and you grabbed the box from their secret hiding spot and looked at what you need for the ingredients.

Since they don't have a kitchen in their cave, you invited them to your house, but under one condition is that they all don't make a huge mess.. You all then arrived at your house and you gave all of your boys jobs just to make Twinkies. Paul and Dwayne are going to mix the ingredients and David and Marko are going to mold it into a Twinkie! (Or whichever shape they want!)

After making the Twinkies, you all then went to your couch and turned on a movie to watch as time passed by for the Twinkies to be done in the oven. Eventually it was done, and you then grabbed the pan from the oven using your kitchen glove and placed it onto the stove. You started counting how much there is for everyone and started splitting it up fairly. These vampires loved how it turned out, kinda crispy and warm after it was out of the oven! You all then bring your Twinkies and go over the couch and sit, you then unpaused the movie you all have been watching. Just snuggles and cuddles from your boys while watching a movie..

I literally don't know how to make Twinkies, so this was probably not really accurate at all..!

Jason Voorhees:

Jason asked you about teaching him about cooking and baking because he feels bad for you doing all the cooking! You were so glad he wanted you to teach him how to cook and bake, you then asked him what he wanted to cook and bake! Jason wanted to cook spaghetti with meatballs, and for dessert strawberry pie, because it reminds him of his mother's baking!

Luckily you two had enough ingredients to make spaghetti and strawberry pie! Jason wanted to do baking first, because his mother tells him that it takes longer than cooked foods! So you and Jason then worked on making strawberry pie, mixing in ingredients and you then put the pie into the oven. You and Jason then worked on making spaghetti with meatballs!

While the spaghetti and meatballs are cooking, the pie was done! Jason grabbed it out of the oven and placed it on top of the dish cloth, to let it cool down a little. Now the food was done, so you grabbed bowls and plates with forks and set them on the table, and Jason grabbed the food and the pie. You had some strawberries that were in the fridge and placed them on the pie, and sat down with Jason. Jason then took off his mask, and smiled at you, happy that he made food with you!

Michael:

You had to make Michael look at how you cook, baking is off the list because you have a feeling that he'll be eating the whole bag of sugar.. Michael didn't want to watch how you cook, he wanted to go out there and kill his victims! You told Michael that he'll have to learn to cook, because some days at your job they'll probably want you to work overtime. So, you decided to make the easiest one for him. Which is hotdogs..

You grabbed the pot from underneath the cupboards and poured in water from the sink and placed it on top of the boiling stove. You then grabbed sausages out of your fridge and plopped 6 sausages. You then explained to him that it'll only take about 4 to 6 minutes, since you already turned on the stove to the boiling point.

After the sausages were done, you then asked Michael to get the bread that was in the storage and put it on the table. And so he did, you then walked to the table and placed a dish cloth on the table, just to not burn the table. Since Michael is a picky eater, you got ketchup for him and other sauces that you like to put on your hotdogs. You then told him to grab a fork and stab at the sausage and place it on the bread. He did what you said, and you then told him to drizzle the ketchup in a straight line or in a squiggly line, and he drizzled into a squiggly line and he took off his mask and ate the hotdog. You then did the same to your hotdog and bit into it too, you asked Michael if he wanted to do this again. Michael didn't move a little, until he looked at you and nodded his head..!

[marijmin]

Jaehyun dad!au drabble

Warnings: reader jae and their daughter being cute. SMUT. MINORS DNI

A/N: this is my first time writing cause I decided to participate on the secret santa event made by the amazing @leejenowrld and I got to write for @jaem4eva , hope you like it and I'm sorry? Also english is not my first language so there might have grammatical errors

The kitchen is chaotic. There’s flour everywhere, eggshells on the floor, chocolate powder all over the counter and your cat is trying to drink milk straight from the bottle. 

But you and your daughter are having so much fun. 

“Mommy, when will the cookies be ready?”. Your 4 years old daughter asks you while sitting on the floor in front of the stove. 

“Blink and you'll miss it”, you crouch down and bump her little nose. “Now let's help mommy clean the kitchen”. 

She promptly got up to help you, and that was the second part of the fun. You absolutely love to spend time with your baby girl, relishing on how smart and beautiful she is. Astonished about how she's a perfect mix of her parents. 

“Mommy! Mommy! Cookies are ready!”. Your daughter caughts your attention and runs towards the stove. 

“Be careful, it's too hot”, you warn and she stops, waiting for you to open the oven. You grab the gloves and carefully take the tray out, pulling in the counter away from your daughter's hands so she won't get burned.  

“Hope daddy likes the cookies”, she said dreamy. 

“He will love it darling”. 

It's December 23rd and with your husband Jaehyun at work, your daughter had the idea of baking cookies and making a surprise for her father. 

You just finished decorating the cookies when you hear the door opening. Your daughter runs straight to it, calling for her dad. Jaehyun automatically picks her up and hugs her, with a bright, albeit tired smile on his face. 

“Daddy, we made a surprise for you! Close your eyes!”, she puts her small hands in front of his eyes. 

Jaehyun exaggeratedly stumbles with her in his arms making her throw her head back laughing. You cherish this view, smiling fondly. They reach you, your daughter runs back to the counter while he greets you with a quick kiss. 

“Ta daaaa”, the little girl shows the cookies happily. 

“It's so beautiful and it looks delicious.” he praised her. “You did all of it?” 

“Yesss me and mommy”, she looks so proud and it makes you even more proud of her. 

“Good job”, he messes her hair, going to grab one, taking a bite. “Hmm the cookie is so good, that's my girl”, his big hand met her small one in a high five. 

The three of you eat the cookies in the kitchen. After, Jaehyun went to take a shower while you and your daughter waits comfortably on the couch, with 3 cups of hot chocolate on the living room table. When he comes back, you play games sitting on the floor for hours. 

Your daughter is so electric, talking nonstop about how much fun Christmas night will be since she's going to spend it with her grandparents. Your grandmother is sick and she wanted the whole family with her in her house for the Christmas party. So you, your daughter, Jaehyun and his close family will also grant your grandma’s wish. And your little girl is more than happy with that. 

When she yawned, you noticed it was her sleep time. You and your husband asked her to help pull away her toys. Despite whining and complaining she wasn't sleepy, her fluttering eyes told otherwise. 

Jaehyun puts her to sleep while you finish tidying up the living room. You're so distracted you got startled when you felt arms wrapping around your waist and a deep low voice in your ear. 

“Now it's just you and me baby”. 

You turn around in his arms, your hands going to the hair on his nape. “And what do you suggest we do?” You ask provocatively. 

“We're going upstairs to our bedroom and I'll give you an early gift that only I can”, he had that smirk when he knows he's getting what he wants. And he's about to. 

At your shared bedroom, Jaehyun grabs your waist pulling his lips on yours in a passionate kiss. His hands going under your shirt and then grabbing the hem to remove it. You both slowly undress each other, the clothes scattered randomly around the room. 

Jaehyun lays you on the bed, his body comfortably on top of yours as the kiss turns hungrier. His hands explore your body even though he has done it so many times. He runs his fingers through your inner thighs agonizingly slowly making you squirm and whimper. 

“Patience sweetheart”, he tuts, taking his time to reach your heat and when he does you let out the longest moan. 

He parts your lips and runs his finger up and down before inserting his index finger inside you, pumping slowly before adding his middle finger in. 

The room is dark, only the moon illuminates the place giving an intimate and sensual atmosphere. 

“You're so wet baby, all for me”, he whispers in your ear and you moan out loud. When he starts to pick up the pace, he stops and withdraws his finger. You whine, hating how empty you feel. 

“Patience”, he repeats, but this time strictly, emphasizing the syllables. Jaehyun kiss you hard, tongue fighting with yours, lips red after he pulls away to spread kisses on your neck, nibbling and sucking the area making you almost rip his hair off. 

He went down to your nipples, sucking one bud while squeezing the other, then inverting. His head reaches where you wanted him the most. He kisses your cunt before diving his tongue on your folds. You put your legs over his shoulder and arch your back. You feel your high approaching with how good he was sucking your clit, and he noticed it, he knows your body by heart. Moans and his name were the only things coming out of your mouth as you came. 

Jaehyun soothes you, giving small kisses all over your face as you come down from your high, his chin still wet. 

“You did so good honey”, he whispers softly in your neck, a contrast from his previous actions. 

“Fuck me please”, you managed to whisper. 

He groaned, grabbing the base of his cock lining up in your entrance. You moan as he bottoms out. Your walls so tight around him, you've been together for so many years but you still struggle to take him. 

Jaehyun thrusts slow but hard, so deep you feel him in your guts. His hands holding your hips so tight it will leave marks the next morning. 

“You're doing so good baby, you're perfect”, he praises you. You push him down and kiss him messy and hurriedly. 

“Oh god you're so big” you whine after he thrusted too hard, hitting the right spot. 

He holds both your hands on the mattress as he picks up the pace. You feel that familiar sensation in the pit of your stomach and screams his name so loud he has to kiss you to swallow your moans. He rubs your clit and in a matter of seconds you're coming again. Jaehyun comes right after with a deep groan. 

“I love you”, he says out of breath.

“I love you too”. 

You both stay cuddled until he carefully pulls out of you and gets up to grab a towel to clean you up. 

Now you're lying on his chest, his arms around you and your legs intertwined. 

“Do we really have to go to your grandma’s house tomorrow? I want to do this again and stay like this”, he complained. 

“It's just for Christmas night, cmon”, you replied lighthearted. Your family loves him and he adores them, even both of your families get along. 

“I know I know, I like to hang out with your family but I’d rather stay with you”, you giggle and kiss his pouting lips. 

“We have the rest of our lives for that”, you kiss him deeply, your love for him overflowing. 

You feel like the happiest woman in the world. You have the sweetest daughter, your reason to live, the little person you love the most. You have an incredible husband who moves worlds for you. And you wouldn't have it any other way. 

[81folklore]

i can do it with a broken heart - f1 grid

parings: gn!driver!reader x platonic!f1!grid x ex!jacob elordi

summary: after yn and their ex break up, they carry on as best they can and no one had any idea how bad they were struggling

type: social media au (smau)

notes: george is in this but he does not drive for mercedes, yn does. i also used a mixture of fem and masc pictures because i couldnt decide and thought you could just imagine whatever you wish!!

notes 2: probably the longest fic ive done so far but im pretty proud of it. the time stamps above each section are semi important so i would keep an eye on them!! also i know ive been gone for so long but i do not promise ill be back. alsoooo i know i only included a bit of the grid but i kept getting distracted and then couldn’t figure out how to include everyone!!

masterlist

march 2024

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charles oh my god i cant believe my cat is finally the pfp

i have been waiting for YEARS

max yes well you better enjoy it because it’ll change soon and you’ll be back to waiting again.

lando jesus max do you have to use punctuation???

alex be glad he doesnt use captials

oscar one thing at a time lando, we dont want to scare him

max ???

lando anyway

yn mate you ok?

yourname im fine? ur scaring me you never ask how i am

lando yeah but usually your not single

lewis oh no! you and jacob split?

yourname yeah, wasnt working anymore

charles ah im sorry, that must suck😣

yourname i mean it does but its been coming for a long time so its not surprising

fernando hello! yn what is wrong? you always use emotes!

yourname theyre emojis nando, and im fine just a bit lost

fernando do not worry, i will come and find you!

yourname no, i dont mean literally just..we were together for so long i dont really know what to do now you know?

lando i get it, you wanna play tarkov with me???

yourname cheers ill get on now

george let us know if you need anything!

may 2024

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p✌️ was just what we needed this weekend!

thank you to everyone who came out and supported myself and the team and huge thank you to the team for working so hard all weekend⭐️

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mercedesamgf1 mega job this weekend yn👊 *liked by author*

landonorris nice to share the podium with you mate

yourusername same time next race?

user33 loved seeing you back on the podium

user2 absolutely smashing it this season

user21 more podiums please🤲 *liked by author*

user3 fourth podium of the year first p✌️*liked by author*

twitter

*pretend it says after march i changed dates around last min*

august 2024

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did some reading, painting and writing

baked some good food and spent time with some good people, also got a cat…not bad for summer break☀️

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user66 AHHHHHH

yourusername ahhhhhhh

user26 cats name plsplspls

yourusername norman🐱

lukehemmings nice music👍

yourusername woah arent you the guy who wrote mum?!

mercedesamgf1 ready to see you back on the podium

yourusername always!!!!

user74 have you had funnnn??

yourusername yesss!! ive been doing lots of things i enjoy, basically treating every day as my birthday😋

twitter

*was supposed to write them instead of her sorry!! was doing two stories at once and kept getting mixed up😅*

october 2024

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p☝️ for the 3rd time this season, very very pleased

huuuuuge thank you to the team, every single one of you who worked tirelessly over the summer break and every moment since then, these have been for you⭐️

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user55 what a good season to be a yn fan *liked by author*

user6 these races have been incredible to watch, so proud

yourusername ⭐️⭐️

gracieabrams woop woop!!!!

yourusername 😝😝

user2 gracie??

user41 why have we not had any personal photo dumps yet😕😕

user88 right we miss seeing you yn!!

yourusername sorry guys😣ive been suuuper busy working on something i just honestly forgot

user41 NEW PROJECT?? WHEN?? (also pls dont feel bad we love u)

yourusername soon!! (and i love u guys too)

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november 2024

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i cannot believe i get to say this, but my new friend taylor just released a new album and i was able to write a song on the album

im honestly not sure how this came about but i had so much fun writing this and expressing all my thoughts and feelings in a way ive never done before

i poured my life and soul into this song and im so glad taylor is the one who is singing it and really bought it to life

send some love to my friend and go and stream THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT (most importantly i can do it with a broken heart😉)

comments have been limited

taylorswift thank you for trusting me with this song, so much love��

yourusername NO THANK YOU!!! i will be forever grateful⭐️⭐️

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charles i feel completely betrayed yn

fernando oh no😟! what did yn do?

charles THEY DIDNT TELL ME THEY WERE WRITING A SONG??

AND WITH TAYLOR SWIFT HOW COULD YOU☹️☹️

yourname sorry charles, surprise?!

charles ill forgive you because its a good song

yourname thank you my life just got infinitely better!

yuki very good song yn! has been on repeat☺️

yourname thanks yuki, glad you like it!!

lando I LOVE IT TOO

but seriously are you ok?!

yourname yeahhh im better now

was just a lot to navigate

lewis glad you found an outlet! but remember you can always talk to any of us

yourname i know and i appreciate it, i really do

alex yn was that twitter thread right?

yourname mate youre going to have to elaborate

alex user56tweetlink

yourname oh pretty much yeah

some things were changed with taylor but not much

fernando just listened to the song yn! very nice👍well done!

yourname thank uu

max good song yn!

now

lando can you please tell me what you meant on your twitch stream!

oscar max is kind of scary

max dont make me talk about that interview next oscar!

[spocks-husband]

Hi! I saw your post about Brutalia and I really loved it! I wanted to see your pregnancy headcanons if that's alright :)

YESSS okay part two to this post because it was requested 😚😚 Talia pregnancy headcanons

• Talia is actually kind of a nightmare when she's pregnant ngl-- she's super irritable and constantly hungry pretty much the entire nine months-- but she insists it's just because Bruce's giant baby won't stop kicking her

• And seriously, the baby is BIG. Wayne babies are rarely under twelve pounds at birth. They are naturally giant and Talia is SUPER annoyed at how big Bruce's kid is.

• Of course, the standard size of Wayne Babies™ is why no one questions how much Talia is showing early on in the pregnancy... Which is why they don't realize they're having twins until almost the second trimester.

• "YOU PUT TWO OF THESE GIANT FUCKING BABIES INSIDE ME?!?" "NOT ON PURPOSE!!"

•Turns out, they're having twin girls, which everyone is super excited about (especially Bruce, because he loves being a girldad more than anything) because there are so few girls in the house

• Talia sleeps a lot during her pregnancy and Bruce ends up skipping WayneTech meetings (and a few patrols) because she insists they cuddle for a few extra hours.

• Bruce gets back into his childhood hobby of baking so he can make his wife cookies and muffins and such <3

• Talia has always been a very confident person, but for one of the first times in her life she actually feels pretty self conscious because carrying twins is rough on the body-- but Bruce does his absolute best to make sure she still feels beautiful

• The babies are given the names Nadia Martha Hamsa al Ghul Wayne and Samira Katherine Muzna al Ghul Wayne (named after Bruce's mama and his cousin of course <3)

[worldfullofash]

Spencer baking w reader who insists on "eyeballing it" for a lot of the ingredients because she doesn't want to have too many dishes to do after (and she knows the recipe well). Spencer gets super anxious about this and talks about how baking is a science and you can't just eyeball it so he directs her on how much of each thing to use because he can basically measure the ingredients with his eyes. (or he insists that r uses measuring cups then he will do the dishes after)

heehee just a thought

-🪲

Yes yes yesss, thank you 🪲!

I mean let’s be real to Spencer mf Reid everything is science. Especially baking and/or cooking. He borderline gets so worked up about you just winging it.

He secretly is jealous that you can magically bake delicious sweet treats without a recipe, but he’s in denial. Just imagine him staring at you baking. Like this guy is scared and amazed at the same time. He also has to physically stop himself from meddling. Let me paint a picture of Bf!Spencer lurking beside you with twitching fingers while you bake, silently begging to help.

But you love him for it.

“What are you doing?”

“Uhm.. baking?”

“You call that baking?? 🧍🏼”

Don’t get me wrong he does not mean it in a mean way. He’s just baffled by how you bake. You always prove him wrong by letting him taste the most delicious, scrumptious cake you’ve baked.

“Don’t you dare say it.”

…

“It was a piece of cake.”

When he came over for the first time he found out you don’t own aaaannnyy cookbooks. From then on he made sure to gift you as many as he could. Like he’s trying to convert you to using recipes💀 BUT you’re just stubborn af. You keep eyeballing it just to annoy him a little. To get him to loosen up.

When you tell him that measuring ingredients is a waste of time. His eyeballs almost flew out of their sockets. He loves you, reaaaally loves you, but he could never imagine doing something without a step by step plan(on paper or often in his head). Because of this, he can be a bit bossy and sassy when it comes to baking together.

Speaking of that, you guys think you can pull off cooking a romantic dinner together or a bake date… uhm you were wrong. It most likely ends up in bickering. You know they say that putting up a Christmas tree puts every relationship to the test? Well for you and Spencer it’s cooking/baking. But don’t you worry, most of the time it’s just playful banter.

“You’re privileged by dating a partner with an eidetic memory who can look at a recipe for 10 seconds and remember everything. As a matter of fact said partner can also look at an amount of flower and decide how much it is(🤓☝🏻). And you still decide not to use it????”

Don’t mind if i do

He tries to bribe you into using measuring cups. And no, it didn’t work.

I also can imagine teaching him tricks that no cookbook can teach him. Things that were passed down in your family. This way he starts to trust your way of cooking a little more. As we all know Spencer is always willing to learn. He eventually learns that cooking can be just a fun activity, it doesn’t always have to be a difficult mathematical equation.

For the record, this guy is still scared of salmonella

[holyblonded]

Chickie in the Barca group chat like 'If we win I'll give you loads of chocolate and hugs and you guys do the same for me if you win okay? 🥺' 'Be a little careful with my ankles please they're delicate' 'YESSS COME O-NO. NOT AGAINST MY BESTIES 🥺'

— chickie’s messages in the barca group chat are a mix of playful teasing and genuine excitement, but it’s obvious she’s torn between supporting her friends at barca and her team

— when she first sent the message about giving chocolate and hugs, some of the barca players were a bit confused at first, but then it turned into a full-on joke with everyone offering their own “rewards” for winning. including one from pina that says she’ll bake her favorite cookies if barca wins

— when chickie mentions her delicate ankles, jana instantly replies with, “i promise to keep your ankles safe. i’ll use a bubble wrap wrap-up strategy if needed,” followed by a series of laughing emojis

— alexia, seeing chickie’s torn emotions, sends a quick message, “we all know you’re in the middle. but no matter what happens, you’ll be with us afterward, yeah?” sending a heart emoji

— whenever someone in the chat talks about the match, chickie is quick to remind everyone, “i’m still a gunner forever, but no matter what happens, you guys are always my family”

— after estrella jokes about how she’s going to “take down her bestie,” chickie playfully threatens to score a goal against barcelona and make a “I ❤️ Arsenal” shirt celebration, just to get a reaction from the team

— when everyone else is getting hyped for the game, chickie types, “i’m literally sweating just thinking about it. but no matter who wins, hugs and chocolate for all!”

[daizedndconfused]

omg yesss a cole stan i love your writing 💗💗 would you be open to doing dates that he would like going on? if not just wanted to make sure you know that this account gives me so much joy 💗💗

ahhhh hii anon tysm omg!! i am OFC open to this ugh my first headcannon you guys get to listen to who’s excited??

alrighty gang let’s get started…

DATES I THINK COLE WOULD GO ON

this one’s obvious and a classic but our boy loves him some bakery dates. the two of you would frequent this one shop and try literally everything and then move onto the next one.

tbh i feel like he would like to go on hikes. not hard ones if you’re not up for it but more scenic type things yk?? not all hikes goes through mountains hahaha no he’d take you on something secluded through the woods or on the edge of the lake where you guys can jump in at any point if you get hot. and ofc if you get tired he will put you on his back as a little extra workout. he just likes spending time with you.

on the days you guys are feeling lazy he has absolutely no problem staying in and watching a movie. in fact he loves it. he prefers if it’s at home so you guys can laugh and talk without annoying people. just the two of you in pajamas watching whatever movie looks interesting while cuddling up on the couch?? he’s so down… just don’t be surprised if he ends up falling asleep on top of you.

idk if this qualifies as a date but hes 100% the guy when you’re cooking or baking he’s either yapping because what are you gonna do?? walk away?? and leave him to man the stove?? that’s funny. no he’s either sampling what you’re making every three seconds or handing you things/chopping for you. he’s a ninja…knives and sharp things he can handle, but time multitasking?? good luck!

ALSO!! dragon flights. he LOVES going out for a fly with you. the two of you in the sky, your arms wrapped around him, and some fresh air. sometimes he’ll even wake you up before sunrise so you two can go fly on his dragon and watch the sun come up. same with sunsets. and same with the middle of the night. what can he say he loves his dragon and he loves you.

also another classic but the standard dinner dates are a must. the two of you have never gone to the same place twice you refuse. each week you two pick a new restaurant to go to and once you’re there you pick what the other is going to order. sometimes he’s feeling nice and he’ll order you something he knows you like but sometimes he decides to be an asshole and order you something he knows you won’t like (nothing you find revolting ofc and physically can’t eat but something boring) for a good giggle. dw tho on the days he does that to you (pretty infrequently) he’ll give you some of his food and he’ll buy you dessert and he won’t even try to sneak any bites. (i could write a WHOLE fic about this)

and because it’s officially december im throwing in a “holiday special” you guys would go ice skating for sure. he doesn’t mind going to a rink but he thinks it’s so much more fun if you go skating on a pond or some frozen over body of water. he likes your relationship to be more private and on the down low. and he likes nature. outdoor skating is just more his speed.

[misscherry-26]

Adventures at the grocery store

Pairing: CEO!Ari x Wife Reader x Daughter! Marie Levinson

Summary: Ari is in charge of getting you some ingredients you need and heads to the grocery store with Marie...He thinks it will be easy...

Warnings: None. Pure love. Fluff. Cute.

Tag list is open!! Let me know in the comments!!

Asks and requests for this series are open.

The Levinson's Masterlist

No proofread. All mistakes my own. Let me know your thoughts about this after reading. Enjoy!!

Dividers by @saradika-graphics

“We only need to get what’s on the list mommy gave us, Okay?” Ari reminds to his daughter as he sits her on the child’s sit on the cart. 

Lil Marie laughs—almost mischievously, thinks Ari as he steps inside the store. He remembers your words from earlier:

“Only get what’s on the list Ari, nothing more, nothing less.”

But as he sees his daughter claps her hands happily, he shakes off the words from his mind. 

It won’t be that hard…

Usually, it’s you who gets in charge of getting the groceries for the house, you don’t mind it, you like to spend hours in the store, viewing each aisle. You actually came here so often that the employees at the store already know you and Marie. 

You already did the big grocery shopping of the month to stock the house, but today you wanted to bake some cookies—chocolate cookies—but you ran out of some ingredients. Kind of a lazy day, you sent Ari to get them for you—your sweet daughter tagging along. 

“Now, let's see what mommy wants” reads the first ingredient. “Chocolate chips”

Marie claps her hands and giggles “yay!”  

Ari grins. “See? This is going to be easy.” 

He wheels the cart toward the baking aisle, and after grabbing the chocolate chips, they make their way down the next aisle. Marie’s eyes immediately light up.but Marie’s eyes catch something on the way—a display of peanut butter of all brands and kinds. 

“Daddy! Pea’butt’r!” she squeals, pointing at the peanut butter

Ari hesitates. “That’s not on Mommy’s list.”

Marie looks at him with wide eyes, pouting slightly. “Pea’butt’r on ‘poons!”

Ari can’t resist her pleading expression. “Alright,” he sighs, grabbing one and adding it to the cart. “But don’t tell Mommy, okay?”

Marie giggles. “pea’butt’r!”

They move on, but as they pass another display, Marie gasps and points again.

“Daddy! Look! Unic’orn cere’al!”

Ari looks at the colorful box with a skeptical smile. “Unicorn cereal?”

“Yesss! Pwetty col’rs!” Marie insists.

Ari raises an eyebrow, but before he can say anything, she’s already bouncing in her seat, excitedly holding up her hands. “Pwease, Daddy!”

“Okay, okay,” Ari says, shaking his head. “One box of unicorn cereal. But that’s it.” He adds it to the cart, and they move on to the next aisle.

As they continue through the store, every aisle seems to spark another request from Marie.

“Daddy, we need more crack’rs!” she says, pointing to a shelf full of boxes.

Ari glances at the list. “We’ve got crackers at home…”

“Pwease! Da fun shapes!” Marie begs.

Ari looks at the box with fish-shaped crackers and finally gives in. “Fine.”

Finally, as they near the checkout, Marie spots the last thing on her list: a big, fluffy teddy bear on a nearby shelf.

“Daddy! Bear! Mine!” she exclaims, her hands reaching out to grab it.

Ari looks at the bear, and then at the cart full of goodies he didn’t exactly plan on buying. He feels a pang of guilt.

“We don’t need a bear, sweetie,” he says gently.

Marie’s bottom lip quivers, and she looks up at him with those big, pleading eyes. “Pwease, Daddy?”

Ari looks down at her, sighs, and with a defeated grin, grabs the bear off the shelf. “Okay, okay. You win. One bear.”

Marie cheers, her arms hugging the bear tightly as they make their way to the checkout.

When they finally get home, you’re waiting in the kitchen, apron on, and mixing bowl in hand.

“How’d it go?” you ask, trying to sound casual as you watch Ari struggle to carry in all the bags.

“Got everything you needed,” he says confidently, setting the bags on the counter. “And—”

Marie immediately holds up the teddy bear and shouts, “Wook, Mommy! Daddy got bear!”

You raise an eyebrow, then glance at the overflowing counter. “really? What happened to ‘just the list’ ?”

Ari shrugs sheepishly. “Well, she had a few requests…”

You can’t help but laugh as you look at the snacks and peanut butter. “I’m not sure whether to thank you or send you back for the things you forgot to get.”

“I swear, we just went to get what you needed baby,” Ari says, throwing his hands up in mock surrender. “But she’s a tough negotiator.”

You shake your head, still smiling. “Well, at least she’s well-stocked for the month."

[pineconepie]

Omg Hugo x Ellis would be so cute... I wonder how they would act taking care of reader together.. or maybe one of them introducing reader to the other one after they start dating aaahjsjsjdkd

Aaaaa yesss!

It would be so extremely cozy and wholesome. I think both of them would prefer to date for more than a few months before introducing you to them.

From then on, they'd be spoiling you!! Hugo would love making you what ever baked goods are your favorite, buying you stuffed animals, etc. Meanwhile, Ellis would be fussing over you every second of the day.

Depending on who you were with first, I think it'd relax the other one's nerves.

If you work with Hugo, Ellis would be slightly less overbearing, knowing Hugo is almost always keeping an eye on you.

If you go to college and Ellis is your professor, Hugo would be slightly less intimidating to other people all the time.

Overall, I think the three of you would have the most comfortable dynamic XD

[love-fictional-ppl]

I have a request for One Piece Men (Monster Trio + Ace, Sabo, Law, and Kid) having a S/O who is a tiny little lady who has a high metabolism and thusly has an appetite that could rival Luffy’s.

I imagine them sitting in a restaurant eating dinner, and their S/O is eating a steak half the size of the table and comes with a side of prawns and a baked potato, and some uppity “Almond Mom” sitting at the table next to them says out loud that “Women shouldn’t eat such large portions, because it’s unladylike and makes men feel uncomfortable.” And Reader replies to this with “Oh, I’m very sorry if I made YOU uncomfortable ma’am. You see, I have a high metabolism, and I need the energy for later cause I plan on banging my boyfriend here like a screen door in a hurricane later.”

YESSS I personally can relate to this other than being a tiny little lady😭🤞 I decided to make this 2 parts so in the second part will be sabo law and kid. I hope you like this and ty for the request🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

Petite!Fem!Reader w/ a high metabolism

Summary: look at the request silly goose🤭

Pairings: Monkey D. Luffy x fem!reader, Roronoa Zoro x fem!reader, Vinsmoke Sanji x fem!reader, Portgas D. Ace x fem!reader,

Warnings: language, mentions of sex, drinking, kinda crack

Monkey D. Luffy:

Honestly seeing you scarf down almost everything Sanji cooked turned him on is what peeked his interest

Food will be one of your few common interests, but food has definitely started arguments

One time you took a potato off his plate without asking… he yelled, borderline barking, at you

Next week the roles were reversed…

If he knows you haven’t eaten in awhile he’ll run to you wherever you are on the ship, handing you a piece of meat

But now to the good stuff😎

After stopping on an island and wandering in the local town for a hour or so you and Luffy decide to stop somewhere to eat.

Upon arrival, you and Luffy sit at a table together and order almost everything in the restaurant’s supply. The face on many of the customers and even workers were shocked to see how much you two ordered. Neither you nor Luffy had a care in the world while you devoured your food.

While taking a moment to wipe your mouth, you hear a woman say, “Girls like her are the reason we use our manners. it’s unlady like and makes men uncomfortable-“

“My boyfriend doesn’t seem uncomfortable. Matter of fact, the only one here who looks uncomfortable is you. See, right now I’m storing as much energy as possible because me and my boyfriend are going to be fucking like rabbits. Teach your daughter to be cunt if you want but don’t bring me into it.”

After hearing you respond the woman sat there shocked for a good minute then, she snatched up her daughter’s arm and dragged her out the restaurant, fuming.

Luffy simply chuckled, “That was hot. Can we go back now?”

Roronoa Zoro:

At first he thought you were just a female Luffy

Honestly he probably only got to know you because he saw you kick a grown man off his feet (Zoro thought it was hot)

After getting to know you and understand why you eat so much, he would start giving you food

Once you two become a couple tho he especiallyyyyy makes sure you eat

Now for the story

After a long day of Zoro getting you both lost, he decided that he needed a drink. Upon that revelation you found a nearby cavern.

Zoro ordered himself a couple rounds of drink while ordering you almost everything on the menu. Zoro every now and then snatched a couple fries but mostly left the food to you.

While you’re both enjoying your company, you hear a shrill voice say, “women like her are the reason we use our table manners, girls aren’t supposed to eat like that, it makes men uncomfortable-“

“I’m not uncomfortable,” Zoro quickly responds.

“The only uncomfortable one is you, miss. Now if you don’t mind me I need as much energy for tonight as I can get, because my very much so not uncomfortable boyfriend is going to rock my world.”

The woman simply kept her mouth shut and went back to eating.

Zoro laughs heartily, “that lady has never seen Luffy eat, that’s actually disturbing compared to you eating. Let’s pay and go home though, so I can ‘rock your world’”

Vinsmoke Sanji:

When he first met you he used his cooking skills to try to win your heart

It worked

He honestly loves to cook for you tho

Brings you with him to shop for food so that you can pick what you want him to cook

Which tbh is how yall would get into the situation

“Woahhhh!” You say mesmerized by all the different products. “Look, Sanji, that would be super yummy.”

Sanji who will do whatever you ask, picks up the item you were looking at. Arms full of food, you’re talking about everything you want Sanji to cook for dinner.

All of a sudden you hear a woman say, “hear what she’s saying? No girl is supposed to eat that much food. It’s unhealthy and men find it disturbing.” The little girl she’s talking to simply nods.

Aggravated by the woman’s words, you respond, “It actually is healthy thank you. Girls can eat however much they want. Men don’t find eating disturbing and I can tell you that, because my boyfriend right here plans to cook this food for me and our crew.”

“Damn straight,” Sanji back you up proudly.

Having nothing more to say, you both walk away from the woman and head toward the docks for the ship.

Portgas D. Ace:

The first thing he said to you was “got quite the appetite, huh?” With a smirk on his face ofc

Like 30 seconds later he accidentally fell asleep

Overall just likes to tease you about your appetite (in a nice way tho🫶)

Has compared the way you eat to Luffy

One time asked if you can unhinge your jaw to eat

Similar to Zoro tho he probably was just going to get a drink with you when some cunt said something

Honestly in your opinion you ordered less food than usual, more than most people would order, but less than you would get.

You and Ace are talking about your latest adventure over some food and drinks, when you hear, “You see how much she’s eating? It’s unnatural and makes men feel uncomfortable.”

“Who’s uncomfortable you?” Ace asks. The woman looks up just to see Ace fell asleep right after speaking.

You decided it was your turn to say something, “it’s not unnatural, I have a high metabolism and I need my energy at that because tonight I plan on taking him for a ride.”

You turn back to your food and continue eating, after a minute or so, Ace woke up. He had asked what happened and you filled him in on what you said.

He laughed, “that’s my girl.”

Part 2

[shattereality]

I made it through the warp (a job interview) and back!!! And now it’s time for power-armored thirst and righteous violence in the name of the Emperor!!! (and maybe... some spicy heresy). This is sort of like a Chapter explanation blorbo, I'm trying to get my friends into Warhammer <3

Here’s a breakdown of the most iconic Chapters, starting with the First Founding ones & including their spicy flavors, vibes and how down-bad I get writing them:

𝗨𝗟𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗘𝗦

Primarch: Roboute Guilliman

Vibe: Noble, lawful, paragons of discipline, poster boys of the Imperium.

Flavor: The “perfect son,” clean armor, tight formations, follows the Codex Astartes to the letter.

Thirst Level: High if you like strict, responsible men with blue armor & battlefield etiquette.

𝗦𝗣𝗔𝗖𝗘 𝗪𝗢𝗟𝗩𝗘𝗦

Primarch: Leman Russ

Vibe: Viking werewolf biker gang energy.

Flavor: Fur pelts, fangs, howls, ale chuggers. Barely follow rules, but damn loyal.

Thirst Level: VERY high if you like wild, rowdy, growly types who will protect you AND bite.

𝗕𝗟𝗢𝗢𝗗 𝗔𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗟𝗦

Primarch: Sanguinius (angelic, tragic and dead)

Vibe: Vampire angel pretty boys with a dark thirst for blood.

Flavor: Golden hair, red armor, haunted by The Black Rage (trauma, visions, berserker madness).

Thirst Level: Insane. Gothic tragedy. Beautiful, tortured and dangerous. Love that angst.

𝗜𝗠𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗜𝗔𝗟 𝗙𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗦

Primarch: Rogal Dorn

Vibe: Stone-faced, unbreakable defenders. Siege warfare specialists.

Flavor: Pain-loving stoics. Literally have a Pain Glove. Probably into denial and restraint.

Thirst Level: Very high if you like emotionally constipated men who build fortresses around their hearts.

𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗧𝗘 𝗦𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗦

Primarch: Jaghatai Khan

Vibe: Speed demons. Hit-and-run masters.

Flavor: Ride bikes into battle, love the wind and freedom. Philosophical warriors.

Thirst Level: High if you love fast, free-spirited, quietly intense men with poetic souls.

𝗥𝗔𝗩𝗘𝗡 𝗚𝗨𝗔𝗥𝗗

Primarch: Corvus Corax

Vibe: Stealthy, emo ninjas. Guerilla fighters.

Flavor: Operate in shadows, wear black armor, mournful and brooding.

Thirst Level: Goth boys who vanish into the dark after saving you? Yesss.

𝗦𝗔𝗟𝗔𝗠𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗦

Primarch: Vulkan

Vibe: Fireproof gentle giants.

Flavor: Obsessed with protecting civilians, forging weapons and using flame weapons.

Thirst Level: Extremely high. Kind-hearted, huge, dad-energy space marines who bake and burn your enemies.

𝗜𝗥𝗢𝗡 𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗦

Primarch: Ferrus Manus

Vibe: Machine-obsessed, emotion-repressing cyborgs.

Flavor: Replace flesh with metal. Cold logic. No-nonsense.

Thirst Level: High if you like mechanical enhancements and repressed emotion waiting to break free.

𝗗𝗔𝗥𝗞 𝗔𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗟𝗦

Primarch: Lion El'Jonson

Vibe: Knightly, secretive, brooding.

Flavor: Love their mysteries and sins. Hunt the Fallen. Very “I cannot love... but I will protect you.”

Thirst Level: Through the roof. Secret knights with unresolved guilt? Delicious.

And then we’ve got Successor Chapters—smaller chapters created later from the gene-seed of the original legions. Some of them are absolutely feral, like:

Black Templars (from Imperial Fists): Zealot crusaders, NO psykers, all faith, all sword.

Crimson Fists: Offshoot of the Imperial Fists, underdogs with a badass name.

Flesh Tearers (from Blood Angels): Even more blood-hungry and unstable. Like sexy berserkers.

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can we get a curtis sister? she's a year younger than ponyboy and maybe her interactions with darry and soda and the rest of the gang. from when she was little to now?

Authors Note! Yesss anon omg!! my first platonic fic!! I always loved the idea of the Curtis's having a younger sister 🥺 Also Jason's face in the pic is 🔥🔥🔥

"We stick together, 'cause each other's all we got"

The Curtis Brothers (+the gang) x fem younger curtis!reader

Reader referred to as "Baby" & "Babygirl"

You were born a year after Ponyboy, making you the youngest and the only girl. When you were little, Darry was always hesitant bringing you around his friends. Soc or Greaser, he was afraid you were gonna get hurt. The same thing with Sodapop and Ponyboy. You and Ponyboy always hung out. From the minute you were born, he had a connection with you. You two hung out so much, everyone thought that you were twins. And for a while, you two were convinced that you actually were twins. Until your mom told you both you weren't.

There was this one day, that you remember so vividly. Like it had happened just yesterday. You were six, Ponyboy was 7, Sodapop was 9, and Darry was either 13 or 14. You were alone, riding your bike on the sidewalk as any other 6 year old does. Your dad was at work and you mother was at home, probably baking. You couldn't remember. You didn't remember much of your mom. Or your dad. Though they had died when you were 10 or 11, you had to grow up quick. And all the memories just kind of, washed away.

Anyway, you were riding your bike when an uneven part of the sidewalk was coming up. You didn't see it, and you went over it. It threw off your balance and made you fall off the bike, causing you to scrap your knee in the process. Thankfully, the house was right there. So when you called out for Darry, tears brimming your eyes at the stinging sensation on your knee, you best believe he came out immediately.

"Darry!" You had cried out, holding your leg as it bled. Your heard a door slam, alongside a bunch of scrambling footsteps. When you looked up, you saw Ponyboy, Darry and Soda. With tears in your eyes, Darry picked you up, while Soda took your bike back to the backyard. Pony walked with you and Darry, holding your hand and squeezing it in reassurance. They had brought you to the couch, where your mother had patched up your knee. She gave it it a soft kiss before walking back to where she had been before. Your brothers all sat with you, cheering you up in many way. Soda was just rambling away, while Ponyboy rested his head on your lap and Darry was, well you don't really remember what he was doing.

Cut to a few years later when your parents had died. Everyone had taken it hard, especially you. You had just lost the only woman figure in your life, and your brothers felt bad for you. You went from this once joyful and cheery kid, to a shy and quiet teenager. It was like all your innocence was lost the day they had died. You had lost your spark, and your brothers didn't know what to do.

You were still a good kid of course, getting good grades and pushing yourself to the limit. But sometimes ,it was just exhausting. You were 13 now, Ponyboy was 14, Soda was 16, and Darry was 20. You'd get home, always the first one there because Ponyboy was off with Johnny. You'd do your homework, start on the laundry and clean up the house as best as you could, before your brothers and the gang came back.

All had seemed lost, til Ace came around. Sure she was Soda's age, but she had grown a bond with you. She taught you things that your mother would have taught you, like how to shave your legs and do your hair. You had gained a little bit of your spark back, which made all your brothers happy... to some extent.

You got along with the gang just fine, mostly spending your time with Ace and Two-Bit. You didn't really like going home, because that just meant more work for you. You loved friday nights. One, it was the start of the weekends. Two, you got to go to the nightly double with Ace and Two-Bit. Sure, they'd kind of forget about you because they were making out under a bench, but you still liked going.

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It was friday evening, and Darry had gotten home a little earlier than he normally would be. You and Ponyboy sat on the couch, watching tv while Soda was in the kitchen doing God knows what. Ace had invited you to the drive in last minute, and you were hesitant to go this time around because recently, you had started getting bullied by some older girls. You didn't tell them of course because, you didn't want them to worry. You didn't want to burden them with your issues, especially Darry. He already had enough on his plate.

But, you decided to go because maybe things would be different this time.

"Dar, can I can to the drive in tonight?"

"Who you goin' with?"

"Ace and Two-Bit."

After a moment, Darry nodded his head as he spoke.

"Yeah baby, you can go. Just make sure your back home by curfew."

Soon enough, Two-Bit and Ace came to pick you up. A smile on Two-Bit's face, alongside Ace's as you got in in the car.

"Hey baby!" Two-Bit said, patting your head gently as Ace spoke up.

"Wow, look at you babygirl. Where'd ya get the shirt from?"

"It was pony's, I cut it to make it shorter" You said, in reference to your cut off t-shirt.

"It looks cute, m'gonna have to start givin' you some of my old clothes."

~ Later on at the drive in ~

You were alone once more, Two-Bit and Ace doing God knows what. You sat alone on a bench, a few other greaser behind you while the Soc's sat in their cars. You were perfectly fine until some Soc girls came up to you, coincidentally, the Soc girls who were bullying you.

"Hey grease, what are ya doin' out here all alone?" One of them said, a small smirk on her face.

"I ain't alone, m'with my friends." You replied, looking down at your lap as if your life depended on it.

"Oh, ya mean the ones who are making out under the bench?" Another replied, causing the others laugh. Gosh their laughs were so stupid. You didn't reply, simply looking down at your lap, praying that they would go away.

"Hey, look at me when I'm talkin' to you..dirty greaser-"

"Excuse me?!" A voice came from behind you. It was Ace. Thank God- but also..Shit.

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On the way home from the ride, Ace had made you confess on all the stuff the Soc girls had done to you. Two-Bit offered support, alongside Ace. But Ace, she was just plain pissed.

Every single person in the gang was protective of you. Because you were so young and you were the only other girl. They wanted you to have a good life, and this was not it. Darry didn't want you growing up without a mother. Sodapop wished you talked more, and Ponyboy misses being so close to you.

Ever since that day, Ace had helped you work on your communication skills. You began getting closer with your brothers again, and with the rest of the gang.

You walked with Johnny to and from his house, taking him to your and your brothers home whenever his parents were fighting.

Dally taught you how to fight, and made you and official greaser (despite Darry's wishes.)

Steve taught you about cars, even going as far as teaching you how to fix certain things.

Sodapop always took care of you. Whether you were sick, or having a breakdown, he was there for you. He would nap with you, make jokes with you, he even learned how to braid hair just for you.

Ace continued teaching you things that a mother would. Like little makeup hacks, hair care tips since your hair was a little frizzy/a little curly. She had become like an older sister to you. You two always gossiped and talked about things girls did, especially since you both were always surrounded by boys.

Two-Bit taught you how to steal, even though you never actually did because you didn't want to end up anywhere that wasn't home.

You and Ponyboy got close again, and did everything that twins would do. He would read to you, and you would teach him about certain things. Things like that would help him understand you more.

Darry and you often tackled chores together. Folding laundry, doing the dishes, and even cooking. He helped you with your homework, comforted you when you needed it, and etc.

It was safe to safe, that you had grown closer with all of them and adapted to your life. Because they were all you had. And you wouldn't trade it for the world.

Authors Note: hi babiesss!! sorry this took so long to upload, I kept procrastinating this for like no reason... 😘