#follow asks

[forestshadow-wolf]

do you have any non-modern ghoap fics? like medieval, knights, viking, gladiators, kings/queens/nobles, gods too i guess. i crave it please

I do have a few, not as much as the others, but a few. I do have to go MIA for a little bit to do some Side Quests(TM), and then I can get you some more, but I didn't want to leave this hanging.

but for now I leave you with the Revenant AU on ao3 by reds_skull (@/reds-skull on here). I'll tag you when I've got more for you.

[theresthesnitch]

I started following you on Tumblr when I read Go Out with a Bang and you said to follow you! Buuuut. I think that was only a short time before you went on hiatus. Bahah. That's okay though! I'll enjoy if/when you come back to Tumblr and seeing this return makes me really happy.

Tell me why you follow me on anon!

Ahaha, that was right before my hiatus. Welcome to the chaos of actually following me.

Honestly, this answer fascinates me. It's such a niche fic. (For anyone not aware, Go Out With A Bang is my Omega Remus Gets Gang Banged fic.) What made you read that fic?

[narcoticwriter]

Sage, carmine

Sage: I don't know and every day I grow closer to blocking you.

Absolutely fair. People have said this to me in real life as well.

Carmine: I'm on one knee proposing <3

see this ask

[ethereal-bumble-bee]

Little reblog game thingy because I love making these (and want to show some love to my mutuals)! <3

[tinystepsforward]

idk how many of you remember this but a few years ago tumblr ran a universally panned ad campaign for (us american) pride month that went "the gayest place on the internet".

well someone planning that campaign dropped in to ask the queer automatticians for advice on that and universally me and the other trans people involved were like "don't do it. i am so serious. don't do it. people on tumblr won't understand that it wasn't automattic who instituted the porn ban, or they will, but they'll recognize that automattic hasn't done anything, hands tied or not, to reverse it. nobody will like this. it will be a disaster." and they thanked us for our thoughts and went ahead with it anyway and then had to do retrospectives about how badly it went and were like "we just didn't know" and [gestures] yeah [edit: i think the person who rbed saying it was queerest place on the internet was right, my brain is fried, sorry! and that's... even worse lmao]

[wispscribbles]

you know the art you made of Soap "accidentally" giving Ghost a kiss before going on a mission? (before they started dating) what do you think happened when Soap came back from the mission? :3c

follow up to this post

They start dating of course! <3

[mirmidones]

grandparents/family members etc do not count, of course. im talking someone that was paid to look after you

[aitadjcrazytimes]

[siffrin-enthusiast]

which mutual am i? ask game

[forestshadow-wolf]

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSFYJrFbA/

This feels like a circus au

Soap gets his adrenalin rush on the bike

Ghost does acrobatics and enters the cage

Price could be the ringmaster

I think Gaz would fit as a contorter

Maybe have Roach do escapology

Laswell would be in charge of everything

I don't know about any more

Dude dude dude dude dude OHMUHGUH

The gentle hand of the waist ahshshbsjskxh

Soap doing dangerous cage stunts on his bike, Ghost who does aerial acrobatics (i just like the idea of big man in the air lmao) during special shows pops into the cage and helps soap demonstrate some of the more flashy tricks

Price is the charming ringmaster who directs everyone's attention, making jokes, he's not often thought of as a crowd favorite (not that he wants that) but he is ESSENTIAL to the act.

Gaz demonstrating locking Roach into the box cage with a bucket of "lava" (red slime) perched overtop, ready to be dumped upon the timers end.

Gaz is a moving act, going wherever his talent gets to be shown off the best, often times with Roach, but occasionally Ghost as well.

And Laswell is so so so important to all the behind the scenes, she keeps everything moving and in line. She is legal team and marketing and finances. They would literally fall apart without her.

[theresthesnitch]

You were the first writer I followed on tumblr and it was because of "What We Do To Get By."

Tell me why you follow me on anon!

The FIRST? That's so incredible. WWDTGB feels liek a fever dream I never quite meant to write, but I'm so happy with it.

[narcoticwriter]

I MEANT FORREST NOT CARMINE 😂

Forest: You are the stupidest motherfucker alive and I love you.

I'm glad that I can stay on brand and that my headspace is emulated through spontaneous walls of text and an incapability to pick up any cues whatsoever.

[nenayaquisieras]

my brain is saying 141 with a reader that sees dead people. like they notice how respectful she is to the dead. when she kills she moves the bodies, sometimes says a small prayer to herself. they see her looking at things that aren’t there. “Did you see that? Never mind.” or she mentions she feels something weird in the air, or something wrong. talks to the team about the sleep paralysis she gets, always leaving out the grayish dark figure that accompanies her on those nights.

She’s never told anyone until she got drunk enough to were she’s literally laughing saying

“oh yea i see dead people.” And the guys obv think she’s joking and egg her on about said dead people she sees. but then she tells them about the entities that follow them, the people they’ve killed, always following them around. some are very angry, she feels their malicious intentions. ends up describing them in grave detail, they way they looked, what they wore, the last words they spoke before her teammates pulled the trigger. Something that only THEY would know.

“oh man, let me tell you about Gilbert my sleep paralysis demon. I swear he’s been visiting me more and more recently.”

[starfleetshrimps]

star wars fans who haven't watched the clone wars (the show) are missing out on a truly astronomical amount of pain and suffering and they should remedy this immediately right now

[alexanderpearce]

ship ask game 😁1 Who would be first to to bite down anc consume the flesh of the other, euphoric in the taste and the heft and the slide of the blood 2. who is the ant and who is the ophiocordyceps fungus? 3. who is the dog and who is the master? 4 when the roles are blurred or reversed who would be first to die and how? would it be by bulletwound? the phallic blade? strangulation? 5. Cocaine or Heroin? 6. who licks up the other’s cigarette ash? 7 who is julius caesar and who is brutus? 8. who is jesus and who is judas? 9. did jesus want it? did julius caesar know it was coming? are the betrayed ever proud? 10. who is irrumatus and who is irrumans? who is pedicatus and who is pedicans? 11. did they ever kiss and why not? 12 if they are two sides of the same coin who is heads and who is tails? 13. and if the coin was the holey dollar? 14. And if the dog bit back? 15 and if the dog bit back? 16 and if the dog bit back? 17 and if the dog bit back? 18 and if the dog bit back? 19 and if the dog bit back? 20. Who buys the other flowers?🥰

[fox-bright]

This meme is a MURDER ATTEMPT.

I am absolutely fucking serious. The original meme, without the big red denial, is someone's attempt to fucking kill people.

There is NO SAFE DOSAGE of pennyroyal oil. Even Mother Earth News says there's no reason to use pennyroyal essential oil for ANYTHING, even topically or as a fragrance, for fuckssake! That should give you some idea about how dangerous it is!

Pennyroyal tea, plant matter in hot water, is a traditional abortifacient. It is *incredibly* dangerous, induces abortion by bringing the body close to organ failure (and frequently pushing the system right over the edge, because dosage is impossible to meter), but I would drink a gallon of it before I took a half-teaspoon of pennyroyal essential oil.

Two teaspoons, taken across 48 hours, has successfully killed someone.

Three teaspoons taken as a single dosage killed the consumer within THREE HOURS.

There is NO SAFE DOSAGE! FOR PENNYROYAL OIL INTERNALLY! NONE!

The person who made this meme is PURPOSEFULLY, ACTIVELY, trying to get desperate people killed!