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eggsrblue · 6 months ago
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Another Christmas post! This time with me and my f/o!!! :D
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WE R GONNA KISS UNDER THE MISTLETOE!!! 🎄 hehe
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oldmanpusspuss · 7 months ago
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I still think its the funniest shit ever that when I used to volunteer at planned parenthood every week even though I walked past mostly the same protesters every single time they were begging me not to get an abortion theres other options yadda yadda. Like meemaw you see me here every week. They call me abortions georg because I get another one every Monday at 8am
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guys is it weird for your 20 year old son to build your ex husband out of trash in your house after youve gotten divorced
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charbies · 8 months ago
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linktober day 28 - bones
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lemongogo · 9 months ago
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life of regret
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noodles-and-tea · 6 months ago
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Cuddly!!
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redsray · 1 year ago
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I love the idea of the Wayne kids dropping extremely vague and disturbing comments during galas. Especially when in uncomfortable situations or if they're just bored. They pull out things from their nightlife too. Other times they just make shit up.
Socialite: Oh, dear, your cheeks look so sullen! Who sucked the life out of you?
Tim, dead serious: An old man with a goatee.
Socialite: Uh... what?
Dick: Once I broke my knee so badly that I swear I could see part of the bone sticking out.
Socialite: Good lord. How on earth did that happen?
Dick: Just clumsy gymnast things ^^
Socialite: The white streak is certainly a bold fashion choice.
Jason: I saw someone get decapitated once, so I could be doing worse in terms of what's on my head, yknow? At least I have one.
Socialite: What's your favourite colour, sweetie?
Damian: Red.
Socialite: Oh that's lovely!
Damian: Like the blood of my enemies.
Socialite: Oh.
Socialite: You must be new to these kind of events.
Duke: Uh, yeah, they're kind of scary. But I've had worse.
Socialite: Worse.
Duke: Well I've been left on top of a skyscraper before with no way down just to 'get over my fear of heights' so, yes.
Socialite: You don't talk very loud, do you? I can barely hear you.
Cass, with a straight face: If I spoke any louder every glass in the room would shatter.
Tim, behind her: I can vouch.
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allgremlinyaps · 10 months ago
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little peanutisms
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bruciemilf · 9 months ago
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Bruce being so smiley and happy around Robin! Jason shatters me so intimately. Soft as hell if this continues when Jason’s red hood, too.
“Robin,” Bruce calls him that out of habit and isn’t at all surprised when Jason swiftly punches his arm, only to rub the place a moment later, even if Bruce barely notices. “This is not the time for jokes.”
“ Three o’clock is always the time for jokes. You scheduled it.”
“Nightwing was turned into a rabbit. And you’re laughing.”
“Have you seen the guy’s Tik Toks? This is as dignified as he’ll ever be.”
Jason is very sure Dick can understand them, because he’s biting hard through his boots. Even harder when Bruce snorts and presses his lips in a white line.
Don’t get me wrong, thought, it’s vice versa.
“I think we’re gonna have to kill this guy, B.” Talking about a guy who cut the line in Batburger while Cass was trying to order.
Bruce, in his Batman voice, “fuck!”
Jason has one of those laughing fits where you get on the floor, breathless and limp. “This brings up memories.”
“ROBIN.”
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nickpeppermint · 1 year ago
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They didn't waste a second...
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xxplastic-cubexx · 9 months ago
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something about first impressions idk
bonus:
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notafanjustpassionate · 20 days ago
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oscar and lando: pure shock
charles: that's my man
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forgotmysword · 2 months ago
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“And hunting each other. And all of those thrilling, terrible things.”
“We were having so much fun out there. That’s the terrible truth we left behind.”
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cottagedreamy · 11 months ago
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They're such a good duo...Pls let's talk about them more.....
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marisashinx · 10 months ago
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How long have they've been sleeping?
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uuuuuhhhhlana · 8 days ago
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i spy with my little eye a lie 👁️
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