theres a million blogs these days with names like "puppygirl-macrobulge" and "netflix-for-girl-balls" and whatnot who make 150 posts a day like "theyre all out of 'piss from a girl who's been holding it in all day playing factorio' at trader joes, whats the fcuking point of it all" and i gotta say, i didnt expect that to be its entire own genre of posting in the 2020s.
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Red Hood was in the middle of threating a group of criminals, putting the fear of him and the regret of why the hell they decided to do that today in them when the nearby wall crumpled apart.
Red Hood blinked behind his mask.
Danny, cross-dressed to hell and back because he agreed to be Sam's mannequin a while prior slowly lowered his leg back to the ground, levelling him a glare that, were he a weaker man and not having grown up with the bat-glare, would have had cowering. "And just what do you think you're doing, oh husband of mine?"
Red Hood calmly reloaded his gun before stashing it away, sending a quick tip to one commissioner before shifting to regard his husband. "You're back early." He said calmly.
"There was a change of plans and I come back only to find my injured spouse to running around like an idiot"
Red Hood scoffed, crossing his arms. "I don't think you of all people get to question what I do whilst injured." Narrowed eyes and an increased glare was his reward for his snark, before the crisp click of heels echoed in the warehouse as Danny walked over to him before jabbing him in the side.
His injured side, mind you.
Jason only let out a hiss, tilting slightly more from the force than the pain as Danny took that moment to grab the back of his collar and yanking him down into his arms, shifting around until he was in a princess carry and walking towards the new door he installed minutes prior.
"I can walk, you know." Red Hood pointed out but, like the bastard he is, made no attempts to even change his situation.
"Injured." Danny simply said, and that was enough for him to shrug his shoulders and cease his already non-existent efforts and just shift around a bit for some more comfort.
He should totally do this more often.
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