#grim is buff baby

[luxthestrange]

Grim: YES IT IS I! THE SOON TO BE GREATEST MAGE TO EVER-Yuu! stop waving my shrimp plushie its distracting me!!!*Whines at you as you record him but grabbed his plushie to tease him* IM TRYING TO MAKE AN EVERLASTING VIDEO OF HOW STARTED FOR MY FUTURE FANS!

Ngl no idea how i did this...but yes this is how i see grim if he drank azul's human potion...a baby

[yuri-is-online]

Grim being greedy with Yuu's attention and love is pretty cute and very cat of him. Though it would be funny if the guys are the ones getting jealous/are envious of Grim. Image one of them seeing Grim getting held, smooched on his cute little face, and being told what a handsome little man he is. The boy wants that to be him so bad. 🥲

I love the misplaced jealousy trope so much. It's about the contempt, embarrassment, and guilt all rolled up into one package. Anyway have a list:

Not Jealous

Kalim- the only thing he is jealous of is that he is not the one spoiling Grim, he wants to let him know what a special little boy he is too! Look he even brought some crackers-

Trey- has kid siblings, knows how fun they can be to spoil so he doesn't mind. He saves his actual jealousy for other people that try to monopolize your time and assume that since he is so laid back he will just be ok with it.

Lilia- he is too old to be jealous of a practical child, but he is a bit hurt Grim won't let him spoil either of you with some food. He worked really hard on it ˙∧˙

Rook- watching you interact with Grim is truly beautiful, he has so many pictures of the two of you together from different angles in different light and he loves them all. Also I feel like he would be the type to actually like feeling jealous? Like he would write excessively about how beautiful he finds his feelings for you to the point you wonder if he is actually jealous or just... really extra with his obsessions.

Rollo- he doesn't see Grim as competition. Point, blank, period, there is no reason to be jealous of a monster because he doesn't want you to see him as someone who needs babying. If you are going to pepper his face with kisses and tell him he is handsome he wants that to be for other reasons (and hopefully in private he isn't big on pda.)

Deuce- he has this little game with Grim where Grim tries to get him jealous but Deuce waits his turn like a good little boy and gets twice as many kisses and compliments as Grim does. Idiot falls for it every time and Deuce is way to smug about it for Yuu not to notice.

Only a Little Jealous

Ruggie- is aware enough of himself to know he has no reason to see Grim as competition. Everyone likes spoiling kids, even bratty ones, but hey. Ruggie is a greedy guy and he wants to be spoiled by you, even if he is a bit too shy to admit it.

Cater- you spoiling Grim is very camable and Cater loves taking pictures of it; even if he doesn't have your permission to post them he just likes to have them to look at. But on days where Cater is a bit more depressed it can be hard to watch, he needs some tlc to recharge and he will never say he hates seeing it go to Grim- he does hate seeing it go to Grim.

Epel- really wishes Yuu would hang out with him because they think he is cool... but cool guys like being told they're handsome and getting kisses too... right? Well doesn't matter because he does and he is torn between playing cute to get it and hoping he wakes up buff enough to flirt with Yuu the way he wants.

Silver- he isn't aware that he is jealous because he knows why he shouldn't be, he has animals following him around everywhere so it would be hypocritical of him to be jealous of the attention you give Grim. But he is, he really likes your affection and is jealous for it.

In Denial

Vil- world famous super model Vil Schoenheit does not get jealous, people get jealous of him. And he certainly does NOT get jealous of monsters who aren't real rivals for your attention and he does not look at how you spoil Grim and think to himself how nice it would be to be able to be that free with his affection. On a completely unrelated note are you free in about an hour? He has some lipsticks he needs to swatch.

Jade- let's get one thing straight, Jade never gets actually jealous he just pretends to be because it's funny. He definitely is not watching you kiss Grim's little face and actually think of throwing him halfway across campus. Now if you could just look the other way for a second- oh why are you looking at him like that he would never actually hurt Grim. But just to make sure maybe you could buy him off with a kiss? Pretty please?

Sebek- thinks that he is above being jealous but has that ruffled wet cat look complete with the trembling lower lip as soon as he sees you and Grim. He isn't fooling anyone, please also spoil the croco he will call you an idiot but he is only doing that because he is too flustered to talk properly.

Jack- you are his mate, his one and only, the moon in the sky that is his life so why oh why does watching you spoil Grim make him want to die? Maybe it's because it is a bit hard for him to admit when he wants your affection so seeing you be so free with Grim makes those same words bubble up in his throat. Thank goodness he has a tail, otherwise you would never know when he wants a smooch.

Riddle- touch starved? Check. Proud? Check. Obsessed with rules to the point that it makes him a bit stiff when it comes to how he rationalizes his desires for affection? Oh you don't even know. He doesn't realize what he is feeling is jealousy and just assumes Yuu is breaking some sort of rule of social etiquette and that's why he is so mad at Grim. If he gets a kiss out of this he will probably pass out.

Visibly Seething

LEONA- is a petty bitch. He needs to feel like he is in charge and has a weird sort of competition with Grim because of how vaguely feline he is. Leona is the bigger cat so he should be the one Yuu is kissing on and not the whiny baby. leona says fuck them kids

Floyd- Floyd isn't always jealous. Sometimes he thinks watching Yuu spoil Grim is really funny! Just look at baby seal, all whiny and spoiled just like a real baby, so cute ♡ But when he has decided that he, Floyd, is the one who should be receiving kisses the eel is an absolute menace. Running won't help you.

Azul- he is touch starved and repressed and while it should be cute watching you spoil Grim... he doesn't think it is. Or rather he can't, he is too caught up in white knuckling his grip on his cane because oh seas he wishes that were him, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET THAT BE HIM

Jamil- thinks he is playing it smooth and isn't coming off as jealous at all but he is. I once wrote that he would be jealous of the air you breathe and Grim is much more solid than that. He tries to play off his interruption as him just having had a rough day but Grim knows what he is and is not impressed. he totally sticks his tongue out at grim when yuu isn't looking what a loser

Ace- Grim has this weird game he plays with Ace where he behaves extremely well and gets a bunch of kisses and praise while Ace seethes in the corner until he finally snaps and whines for your attention. Ace does not wait his turn like a good boy and he and Grim are constantly competing for who gets the most kisses.

Malleus- Mal Mal is a bit of a spoiled brat. He hasn't had a lot of friends, so him wanting to be around Yuu and have their attention whenever he wants is natural but... he really isn't the best at sharing. But never mind that isn't his face much more kissable than Grim's child of man? (￣ε￣)

C-c-combo

Idia- no I didn't forget hims shut up. He goes through all four stages in that exact order. Not jealous because Mr. Grim is so cute he deserves all the kissies in the world, to a little jealous because he wishes Grim would let him spoil him too, to in denial because pssh there's no waaay you would ever want to give a weeb like him kisses or think he was handsome, to outright seething because Grim starts making fun of him. He is too brave enough to handle Yuu's affection! He instantly passes out after he gets one kiss

[dotster001]

Dark End

A/N: Another, For Tuna, custom content end is here! I've tagged everyone from the of tag list, and everyone who voted for this particular end. If you wanna add your vote for the next one, you can do so in the comments here.

CW: Kidnapping, Yandere, manipulation

Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Choose Another Ending

You groaned, and lifted your head, your neck aching from resting in that position for so long.

Wait.

How long was it?

The last thing you remembered, you were sipping tea with Jade, and he had said something about 'going home'. You made to stretch, and realized your hands were restrained behind your back. You shook yourself in your chair, hoping the chains were loose, but alas, nothing.

But the rattling was also how you realized you were not on the surface. 

The bubbles around you cleared, and you were met with two pairs of glowing, mismatched eyes. You couldn't help but roll your own as you released a released breath.

"Ha ha, very funny. You guys got me." You were used to the twins…. unconventional….pranks, at this point. You were pretty sure this one was to illustrate how easily you could be gently kidnapped. They'd been telling you to up your security system for months now.

"Heh heh," two voices echoed from the darkness.

"I get the point, I'll buff up security, and let you walk me to classes. Now are you going to untie me, or have I not learned my lesson yet?"

The glowing eyes turned to each other, before turning back to you. You shivered, your gut telling you you wouldn't like the expressions they were giving one another.

"Fu fu, while we appreciate you finally listening to us, that's not what we are here to discuss today," Jade said, his ever present smirk able to be heard in his tone.

The pair of eyes you knew to be Floyd's swum closer to you, bringing his eel form into view. No matter how many times you saw it, it took your breath away. So handsome, and yet so intimidating. But when you got over your initial awe, you noticed him holding a struggling, and gagged, Grim in his arms.

"What's happening here?" You laughed nervously.

"Hmm? Oh! Sealio," Floyd giggled, as though it wasn't obvious."See, he graciously volunteered to work for our family business!"

Jade swam up next to his brother, and gently scratched the top of Grim's head.

"So generous. But we need collateral, just in case something were to go wrong. Namely, you."

The twins looked at you expectantly, and you released another nervous laugh.

"Ha ha, very funny."

Floyd scowled, and Grim winced as his grip on him tightened.

"I don't know how we can be any clearer with you, Shrimpy. We. Want. You."

"Uh…"

You were starting to get the impression that you weren't the one being held for collateral here.

But with the look in their eyes, you should definitely play their game.

"Um, how long would I be collateral?" 

"I dunno, Grimmy what do you think?" Floyd jiggled Grim a little, and you heard some jumbled words from behind Grim's gag.

"Interesting point, Grim," Jade said thoughtfully. "It sounds like he wants to work with us…forever?"

The twins both looked at each other in, clearly mock, surprise.

"That's so cool of you, baby seal!" Floyd hugged him tightly in excitement. "But obviously, Y/N's gotta make some agreements first."

The twins looked at you, sinister grins mimicking one another in perfect synch.

"What kind of agreements?" 

"I'm so glad you asked!" Jade said, pulling out a golden contract that you assumed they had gotten off of Azul. He pulled out a pen, running the top lightly along your jaw.

"We're going to unlock one of your hands, and you'll sign this for us."

"What does it say?"

"Fu fu fu, we'll worry about that part. All you need to do is look into Grim's sad, pathetic eyes, and sign the contract. Think you can do that for me?" It felt like he was saying it to a toddler. But you guessed since you were the one who was so easily gently kidnapped, it was probably necessary for you to be talked down on.

"Okay," you said shakily.

"Wonderful!" Jade swam behind you, and you felt his fingers gently brush your dominant hand, before fumbling with the lock of that particular chain. He placed the pen in it, then firmly placed his hands on your shoulders. Just in case you were stupid enough to get any ideas.

You brought your hand forward, signed the contract, and then…

Huh.

How bout that?

What were you doing here?

Oh, there was Floyd!

And, you could tell from the distinctive cologne, Jade was behind you, massaging your shoulders, and softly kissing along your neck.

How sweet of him.

Sevens, you love them so much.

You just want to be with them forever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever.

And ever.

And ever.

And ever.

And ever.

The End

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[sentavoarts]

hey, ur oc is super cool! got any hcs w/ them in adwd? i’d love to know!!

HI THANK U FOR THAT but yeah i have some:

His name is Sen btw! (where i basically got my name from)

Post will include these things: -Basic info about him (fav color, food, music taste, etc) -More detailed things (previous jobs he worked, body details like scars and tats, etc) -Hcs with them and grim (uses his actual name)

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Basic stuff:

-He/they pronouns

-Sennes is his actual first name with Sen being a nickname

-Fav color is this specific shade of blue ( 8BECFF)

I can't even explain why he likes it he just does and thinks that's awesome of him.

-Fav foods would be those local filipino noodles (pancit canton if u wanna look it up) and that samanco ice cream

-His overall genre of music would be a mix of indie , jazz and, somewhat pop

-Fav artist is arctic monkeys or laufey!! (projecting here)

-He doesn't really have a style he just wears whatever he thinks looks good on him but it may range from vintage to things those skateboard boys wear!

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More detailed things about him:

-He's quite scared actually not sure if it was seen that much in that art but he has a scar across his face from accident (technically an attempt of casp trying to take his soul) from when a wine bottle fell on his face.

-On the note of wine he actually had a bartending job while he was in college to help pay for his rent. He's had some other previous jobs before this one and here they are in order: flower shop cashier > cafe barista > bartender.

-Honestly the job i was gonna give him wasn't in the list of jobs (psychiatrist) but if i were to pick in the list it would be mortician i just think he would probably kinda enjoy it??? because if you think about it being a mortician is like those asmr tiktok games where you give a make over to a zombie or smth...

-Tattoos! All over his arms! And on his nape:

the one on his nape is inspired by a song called "crying lightning" by arctic monkeys!!!!

-He has a mole on top of his eyelid and freckles everywhere.

-Actually pretty buff as he can bench press around 291 lb (strong baby boy)

-He's actually had some self defense training from his parents when he was younger and picked up boxing and fencing as a hobby.

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Hcs with Casper!

-Like one of the options in the game, Sen would absolutely ENJOY putting little ribbons all over Casper's hair. He might even play around a bit and make him have goofy hairstyles (that Casper would KILL him for but we ignore that).

-He calls Casper "Casp" because he just thinks its really cute. Along with "Cas" "Buwan"(filipino for moon) and "Vinegar" (Teasing)

-Inspired by that convo in their official discord server, They would have a BLAST doing each other's skincare/ make up while listening to 2015 white girl songs!

-Following the one before this they would ROCK karaoke night.

-Sen is a avid music listener and would probably try and get Casp into so many other artists.

-(based on the game) Sen's teased Casp about his plush Azrael but really Sen has a whole ARMY of plushies and Casp REALLY gets back at him for that. Basically would go like:

"Your not really all BIG and SCARY with that plushie thats so PINK and CUTE!"

"Says the shithead with a army of plushies on his bed... seriously why do you need that many"

"SHUT UP DON'T SAY THAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN"

"THE CHILDREN??????????????????"

-Idk why but i feel like he would let Casp use markers to color in his tats!

-Sen would 100% bring him on a whole road trip to a more country/rural place to just enjoy the peace and quiet (Like one of those aesthetic vanlife tiktoks

-Sen is pretty decent at drawing and i feel like Casp would be too if he tried hard enough but i just imagined them giving each other lil drawings they made (could even be on little notes left on the fridge or little letters scattered everywhere)

-On those days Casp is in the soul sickness time will be spent snuggled in bed and having nice warm meals!

-Sen would probably always ask Casper for a sparring session because that seems like it would actually be fun! Plus we don't really know much about how Casp fights so... that would be interesting (he would be butt hurt if he loses).

-Their def a >:| and :3 duo

-I feel like deep in my bones Casper would probably like playing guitar/bass. So basically what im saying is they could sing and play TOGETHER! YIPPPEEEEEEEE!

nyways i think i better stop here because this list is getting LONG. And currently thats all the hcs i can think of.

THANK U FOR ASKING THIS AND READING THIS WHOLE INFO DUMP!!! YIPPEE!

[raptorsaurusmelain]

Let me show you... Youtube - chapter 18

Finally back to writing after my weekend of convention. It was nice but not enough small creators to my taste.

Warning : no proof reading, English is not my mother tongue.

If you are interested in reading this fic, the tag "#twst lmsyy" will give you all the chapters.

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During the following week, Victoria mended the roof little by little. The real test would be the next time it rained. She wasn't impatient about that.

By the end of the week, she finished the roof with the children's help to transport the broken tiles to the trash can.

And as if the Great Seven heard her, it rained delicately. The woman ran like a madwoman across the dorm to see if the repairs were working. To her delight, there were only one or two tiles to change. She congratulated herself. She did a great job. She thought it would be more catastrophic than that.

She thought hard in her bed. Next big event would be the Magift tournament with Leona's overblot. It would mean that soon there would be multiple cases of mysterious accidents and the children would have to investigate. She wasn't particularly fond of Leona. She understood why he acted like that but she wasn't fond of how he decided to handle the situation. It was dangerous and if badly done, there could have been someone in a coma or worse, a dead person… That night she prayed to Buddha so the duo would not be hurt.

A few days later, she surprised Grim, Yuu and the ghost playing Magift. So it has begun… That also explained why she had a humongous list of repairs to do in the stadium. Everything needed to be spotless.

That evening, Victoria saw multiple news channels speaking about the NRC's Magift tournament. Everyone was excited to say the least. She thought a bit. Maybe she could ditch the event …? Bad idea, she would miss the match with Ramshackle, she needed to capture that moment ! Urgh, to mom or not to mom, that is the question.

It reminded her of how she used to film the family cricket tournament back home. It was fun to see, everyone was arguing on who won the match and she was just the referee / cameraman. She loved those moments. Full of nostalgia, she watched a few of her family's videos she had on her phone. She shed a tear. She missed them a lot. Like when her cousin Rajeesh would discuss with her on which metal band was the best or, when Priya teached her new dancing moves. Or when Kali wanted to play with dolls with her while everyone was discussing who Nila should marry. 

Surprised by all those names ? Well her father was a Caucasian man adopted by a lovely Indian couple. Wasn't expecting that, Imma right ?

The day after, Victoria spent her time doing her chores while Yuu and Grim began their investigation. She hoped that they had  the little Sherlock Holmes costume like in the manga. She needed to take a photo of them wearing it.

When she was done with the chores of repairing the stadium toilets, she went home and thought about the next thing to repair. She looked at the walls. Those were in a dismal state. If she was doing those, it meant to take the frames off, buff the wall paint, paint the primer then paint the wall green and white. She sighed. Quite a lot of work ahead. A lot of Giktok to do, but the children could participate in the final painting stage. Then she wondered if, like the game, they would find the crafting gauntlet and hammer. It would be funny to have Yuu and Grim design their own room. It would occupy them while Victoria did the heavy reparations. 

Her deep thinking was stopped by Yuu and Grim coming back to the dorm. They both had the little cape and cap !

She improvised a little photoshoot saying that her babies were 'so cool' and 'like true detectives' ! Her camera roll was full of new pictures. She also did a little video for their Giktok account writing 'The detectives are on the case!' In the caption.

Afterwards, Yuu and Grim explained why they had such costumes. Victoria listened to them, nodding at important parts, followed by some 'oh', 'ah' and 'interesting'. She just hoped that no one was too hurt.

That night, they watched some Magift tournament on the TV so they could understand the game better in real situations. Grim was overjoyed to take part in such a tournament -if they resolved the mysterious accidents of course-.

The next day during lunch, she was with Crewel and Vargas. She showed off her babies. “Look at them with their little costumes ! Aren’t they cute ? They look like proper detectives from a novel !”

Vargas was impressed and Crewel asked. “Where did they get those costumes ? It looks… a little cheap.”

Vargas laughed. “Don’t break her fantasies, Crewel.”

Victoria shrugged. “Apparently it is from the headmage. So it is not top quality.”

Crewel sighed. “Of course… That bird truly has the chic to give his work to others. I mean those accidents should be investigated by him.”

Vargas nodded. “Maybe he has other more pressing affairs ?”

Victoria choked on her drink and coughed a lot.

The himbo looked at her, worried. “Are you alright ?”

She nodded.

The fashionable man spoke. “I think she meant by that that he seems to have nothing going on.”

She took a deep breath and spoke in a cracked voice. “You know me so well, it is frightening.”

Tag : @boba-tea-fish @hipsterteller

[flowerkidlove]

would you like to talk about this comic? I'm a bit interested

i'm! not much of a story teller and it's been fucking AGES since i've thought about it! but i'll give it a try! please keep in mind i was 15-17 when i first thought this up, i can show you some art when i get home! i also was using (with permission, at the time) a friends ocs/other characters

so it was about these three girls (the "leader of the group" (Antoinette/Toni (my one friends character), Melanie 'Mac' Anne Campbell (the SCOTTISH supernatural buff who was OBSESSED with aliens (my character)), and Beatrice/Bea (the 'vessel'/The Magician (like the card) also she basically has a spidey sense/prophetic visions/'gut feeling'/etc) whose souls are kind of cursed to forever return to Hell or a divine war would be wrought unto the world!!!!!!!! oh noooo!!!!!!

through a loophole (them playing with a ouija (they have died to go to hell in previous lives)) they end up in hell where they meet Lucifer, who they run away from at some point (how? idk....don't ask me........) (probably from the help of a demon (an old friends oc)) and end up in the arms of a rogue Grim Reaper (my oc Elliot, whom i have talked about once or twice) who is in love with Sekani (who was the egyptian god Anubis at the time when i first made this), the grim reaper he was training under (if that matters....these two are my babies, i have to mention the both of them together)

if i remember correctly, if the girls wanted to be free of the curse, they had to collect like. ancient artifacts, one of them was the ankh of Anubis and Bea was the vessel for Lucifer? so that he could leave hell i think there were like 4 to 6, but i only remember the one. one mightve been an angels horn too but idr

i know that i wanted it to end with Luci and God kind of sort of reconciling? that's about all i remember

some other random shit i remember:

i had 12 angels to stay around God (His name was Miguel?? also Jesus had a pet donkey named Maggy (like Mary Magdalene))

Gabriel/Gabrielle was a hijabi who was very grumpy and orderly, Soriel was a too cool for this shit guy, Raphael was a mix of both Aziraphale and Crowley, Dina/Jophiel was the angel of love (??) Uriel was my favorite and was mute? i think? or at least a very silent angel? there was one who was a stuck up bitch, started with a T.

the comic was inspired by Good Omens, what little i knew about the bible, The Kane Cronicles (Percy Jackson but egyptian), Supernatural, and "Death Rides a Pale Horse" by Piers Anthony

Elliot ended up dying and coming back as Life?? i think??????????

also, Elliot and Sekani "break up" because Elliot didnt like that these three innocent souls (past lives of Toni, Mac, and Bea) were to be brought straight to hell and wanted to stop this injustice! also, Elliot broke Sekani's precious guitar given to him by a human love (SAD!)

Elliot was the oc to get the most trauma! he was my trauma oc who also changed as my identity changed COOL

Elliot was called Emily when i first created him

the comic's name was "What In Hell"

Mac, my character was made before i knew i was trans and i think it's funny that my name (Max) is so close to hers, just a funny thought

i'll post a couple pages in a reblog this shit is so fucking long

[simminnikas]

I left Johnny on the computer to work on tasks for his comedy routine, but this proved to be a bad idea. Combined with his diligent research, great mood, and the playful buff, things turned deadly.

Grim came to visit.

Thulien Generation 3 will forever be traumatized by their Daddy's death.

I'm sorry babies.

Game Stats:-

Torch Holders: 2

Single Births: 2

Self-Wettings: 2 (TH)

Pass-Outs: 5 (TH-3, NTH-2)

Multiple Births/Triplets: 1, Twins: 1

Failing School: 1

Skills Maxed: 5 (TH-4, NTH-1)

Unused Satisfaction Reward Points: 3

Accidental Deaths: 1 (TH-0, NTH -10)

[princesssarisa]

Character ask: Fred, Scrooge's nephew ("A Christmas Carol")

Tagged by anonymous.

Favorite thing about them: How friendly, joyful, and kind he is, and how he always reaches out to Scrooge and sympathizes with him despite being rejected, and wholeheartedly forgives and embraces him in the end.

Least favorite thing about them: Nothing in particular... Maybe the implication in Christmas Yet to Come that if Scrooge had never repented, even Fred would have left him to die alone and be buried in a grim neglected churchyard. But I suppose that (a) in that timeline, Fred might not even have been informed of his uncle's illness or death until it was too late to do anything, or (b) after so many years of being rejected, it's only human to finally give up. And at least it never happens, because Scrooge does repent.

Three things I have in common with them:

*I love Christmas.

*I enjoy parties.

*I try to be generous and kind to everyone.

Three things I don't have in common with them:

*I'm not married.

*I'm female.

*All my uncles are loving and friendly.

Favorite line: There are many things from which I might have derived good, by which I have not profited, I dare say, Christmas among the rest. But I am sure I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round—apart from the veneration due to its sacred name and origin, if anything belonging to it can be apart from that—as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable, pleasant time; the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely, and to think of people below them as if they really were fellow-passengers to the grave, and not another race of creatures bound on other journeys. And therefore, uncle, though it has never put a scrap of gold or silver in my pocket, I believe that it has done me good, and will do me good; and I say, God bless it!

brOTP: Topper and his other friends at the Christmas party, and Scrooge after his redemption.

OTP: His wife.

nOTP: Scrooge.

Random headcanon: His wife is pregnant during the main storyline – I've heard it suggested that Dickens meant to discreetly imply this when he wrote that she rested in a chair and footstool instead of joining in the blindman's-buff game at the party. Their baby will be a girl, named Frances after Fred's mother Fan, and Scrooge will be the most adoring great-uncle.

Unpopular opinion: I don't think I have one.

Song I associate with them: These two songs from the 1956 musical The Stingiest Man in Town, both sung by Johnny Desmond.

"An Old-Fashioned Christmas"

"The Birthday Party of the King"

Favorite pictures of them:

Robert Cochran in the 1935 film Scrooge (I wish I could find a better picture, though, because he's one of the handsomest Freds of all):

Barry MacKay in the 1938 MGM film:

Brian Worth in the 1951 film Scrooge:

Michael Medwin in the 1970 musical Scrooge:

Donald Duck in Mickey's Christmas Carol, 1983:

Roger Rees in the 1984 TV film, with George C. Scott and Caroline Langrishe:

Steven Mackintosh in The Muppet Christmas Carol, 1992:

Dominic West in the 1999 TV film:

Julian Ovenden in A Christmas Carol: The Musical, 2004:

Motion-captured Colin Firth in Disney's 2009 CGI film:

[advernia]

WHAT'S THE WORST YOU CAN DO?

ONE —

Sam's shadow has been moving about in circles on the wall, till it finds its master and taps him on the shoulder. Sam turns to face his shadow and as soon as he turns, his shadow points out a finger ahead.

What he sees, what he hears - it has Sam tilting his head and sharpening his gaze too. Master and shadow exchange glances again before Sam makes his move, leaving his shadow wandering about the wall in a pattern of swirls.

"Little demon, what on earth do you think you're doing?"

Jamil shoots a glare - heavy, unpleasant, and malicious all at once. His lips don't stop moving and the air around the student is a mess of pulsing energy, and that's what Sam raises an eyebrow at.

Not breaking off from the staring contest, Sam starts reciting words in whispers himself - the air slowly shifts with the string of incantations being called in unison, a quiet whirring like a constant buzzing surrounding the two mages. The tension is a developing mass of terrible, until...

... a pair of cockroaches, with wings wide and bodies long, fly right in between them.

Jamil's eyes widen as far as they go.

"Hey, hey!" Sam shouts, troubled by Jamil's hasty chanting. "Are you seriously casting a high ancient curse on those insects!?"

TWO —

It's three in the afternoon. In two hours time, there'd be a raid event. A special gacha draw. Boosted drop rates. Limited five-hour boss hunt. Anniversary giveaway.

All that and more in just two hours in the games he's currently playing, but -

"Shroooud! You've been taking Flight classes for three years, but you're still hanging from your broom!?"

Literally hanging from his broom and a good ten meters above the ground, Idia looks down at Vargas, face a cross between fed up and irritable.

"C'mon, listen to yourself... I've been doing this for three years, and now you pick a fight with me about it? What about Leona-shi and Cater-shi who step on their brooms, huh? Why don't you pick a bone with them? Talk about totally biased - "

" - and you can't even stay that long in the air with those kind of arms supporting you! Develop some muscle, Shroud! Breathe life into your physique!"

" - and there it is again, that muscle talk! Do I look like I wanna be a DPS or a tank in real life!? No way, not worth it, not optimal... being 'buff' isn't the same as having buffs!"

" - and with a sound body you become a great magician like myself! Shroud! Are you even listening to me!? Now get down here - you accomplished the task of keeping yourself afloat whole ten minutes in air, but next time you'll do it mobile and without hanging from your broom!"

" - like, what's totally wrong if I don't wanna ride on my broom like all those mages did before? More like, why can't I use something else than a broom, aren't brooms meant to clean stuff and not to be used as a flying medium? A broom as a flying medium looks totally lame anywa - "

"Shroooud! Stop talking to yourself again and get down here!"

THREE —

Somewhere in the kitchen of the Mostro Lounge, Grim slowly backs away close to the doors, paws covering his nose.

"Nuh-uh, no way! I ain't gonna eat that! That just smells bad!"

Jade puts a hand over his heart, a gasp escaping his lips. He turns to his twin standing beside him, a deflated expression crossing those features similar to his own.

"How cruel of you, Grim-san," Jade sniffs, patting Floyd's back softly. "Have you no heart? Floyd had gone through the effort of cooking you lunch, but yet..."

"Baby seal, weren't you complainin' about bein' hungry since earlier? And I did my best..."

"Best, my foot! Ya were literally mixin' all sorts of stuff! I saw it!"

"It's a Coral Sea specialty!" Floyd replies, voice all high-pitched and whiny. Really whiny. "It's got all sortsa fish..."

"... and their innards..." Jade supplies. Grim makes a noise.

"A combination of sauces..."

"... salad dressing, chili, sweet cane..."

"Spices to add some flavor..."

"... mint, oregano, chamomile..."

"Are ya tryin' to kill me or something!?"

FOUR —

Thirty minutes later, in the silence and comfort of his private quarters, he sets down his knife on the table and inspects his handiwork.

"This..." he finds himself saying, "does not resemble anything."

The apple carving sitting on his desk does not answer him, but it awkward shape speaks enough volumes. The two weird ends poking out differently, the body of the apple missing all sorts of wedges and skin left unpeeled at the assorted places.

"Apple carving is a more tedious task than I thought," Sebek huffs. Trial apple #12 set aside, he reaches out for another apple in his basket, holding it in his hand carefully, turning it around in all angles.

"I must not simply waste food either... should I try applying less strength as I go through the skin? Or start by shaping the body first before peeling the skin? Ah, or should I try creating a stencil or something similar out of paper first to act as a guide... ?"

1: jamil reappears for this batch! here's everyone's context:

jamil -> ancient curses... for insects.

idia -> hanging off a broom, really!?

floyd -> saaay, how do you make cat food?

sebek -> an apple carving of malleus-sama! ... in progress.

[thdorkmagnet]

The Light of Dawn Chapter 1: Aftermath

Summary: A prequel series to "Light of the Sun and Stars" following Marco's childhood being raised by monsters. Witness the dawn of Mewni's brightest burning sun.

A/N: This chapter is a continuation of the Prologue for "Light of the Sun and Stars" and contains spoilers for Chapter 21.

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Disclaimer: Star vs and all it’s characters belong to Daron Nefcy and Disney. All rights go to them.

Index

"Where are they?" a concerned Beard Deer asked, watching the gates outside the castle closely for any signs of life. It had been almost two hours and they still had not returned. 

"Maybe they went for a walk," Bearicorn suggested awkwardly.

"This late?" Beard Deer returned with a skeptical glance. 

“It could happen, you don’t know,” Bearicorn mumbled halfheartedly, barely believing it himself. 

“I still say they're battling to the death, y’know to figure out who’s gonna be leader,” Lobster Claws pitched in and Beard Deer rolled his eyes.

“They aren’t battling to the death, idiot,” Beard Deer growled. He was really fed up with this moron Buff Frog had hired. Actually most of the monsters he worked with were morons. He was the only one specifically chosen by Toffee and it seemed like that meant he was the only one with a brain cell. What had Buff Frog been thinking when he let this group of losers in? “And besides, the leader has already been decided, remember? Toffee’s in charge, end of story.” 

Lobster Claws was not deterred by this logic, instead continuing with his conspiracy theory much to the annoyance of the others. “Yeah but say the two had a pair of pistols and stood back to back and then-”

“Would you knock it off! They aren’t killing each other!” Beard Deer screamed. 

“And who exactly isn’t killing who, Beard Deer?” a slithering voice suddenly said, causing the three monsters’ skin to crawl, the group immediately turning on their heels to see their new leader standing before them with a blank but still intimidating stare. 

“Oh Master Toffee, w-we didn’t hear you get back,” Beard Deer exclaimed as he and the others quickly saluted their leader. 

“Yes, well, I’m not surprised since arguing was far more important to you than doing your job correctly,” Toffee said in a cold and condescending monotone, brushing away a speck of dirt from his otherwise spotless suit. Quite an odd choice for a walk into the woods but none of the monsters would dare mention that to their new boss. 

“Now then, since I have your attention, there is something I’d like to discuss with you three,” Toffee continued, smoothing down any wrinkles in his suit and combing a claw through his hair. “There are going to be a few changes around here that I’d like you to be made aware of.”

All three monsters swallowed hard. It wasn’t difficult to guess what that meant. Toffee was a very difficult monster to please and ever since joining his ranks all three monsters had been struggling to live up to his high standards. This latest incident just might have collectively lost all of their jobs. “W-What do ya mean?” Lobster Claws asked, shaking in fear. 

Toffee sighed dramatically, putting a claw to his forehead. “Please don’t get hysterical, Lobster Claws. If I was going to fire you I would have already done so long before now.” 

Lobster Claws shifted awkwardly on his feet, clearly embarrassed Toffee had seen through his fears with such ease, while the others just stared at their leader in confusion. “Then, what’s this about?” Bearicorn asked, rather bluntly. 

Toffee opened his mouth to answer only to be cut off by a voice behind him. “We have new member.” 

The three monsters peeked around their boss to get a good look at Buff Frog, his body covered in soot and ash, holding a small bundle of something in his arms. The look on his face was grim, doing everything in his power to ignore the piercing gaze of Toffee. 

“I-Is that… a baby?!” Lobster Claws screamed. The monster was immediately rewarded with loud crying from the small bundle of blankets in Buff Frog’s arms, which was now squirming in his grip. The frog monster began rocking him gently in his arms, trying to soothe his cries. 

“Yes, it is,” Toffee replied, just a bit of venom seeping from his tone.

“What the heck are you doing with a baby, Buff Frog?” Beard Deer asked, confused and concerned in equal measures.

“We didn’t even know you had a girlfriend, much less a kid!” Lobster Claws added in shock.

Buff Frog gave them a deadpanned stare. “Is not mine.”

“Oh… then what are you doing with it?” the lobster monster asked, scratching his head with his claw.

Now it was Toffee’s turn to cut in, turning to them dramatically and saying in a deeply saddened tone, “I’m sorry to say a great tragedy has befallen us on this night, gentlemen. For you see, dear Mr. and Mrs. Diaz, our most trusted allies, are dead.” The three monsters gasped, a look of horror on all of their faces, looking over to Buff Frog for confirmation, but he simply stared at the ground, trying to hide the pain in his eyes. 

“B-But h-how?” Bearicorn asked, looking between Toffee and Buff Frog for answers.

“It would seem their house burned to the ground. A tragedy to be sure,” Toffee said, lowering his head in despair. “I don’t believe I need to say how much they meant to each and every one of us, they were the best hope we had for a peaceful future and now they are gone, all because of a careless mistake. I think I speak for us all when I say they will be greatly missed.”

Buff Frog’s face remained neutral as the lizard spoke but his grip on the baby in his arms grew just a big tighter. 

The others struggled to process this tragic news, each grieving in their own way for the loss of their most trusted allies, the only two Mewmans who had ever earned the respect of monster kind, who were now sadly taken from them without so much as a proper goodbye and they each couldn’t help but feel cheated by the loss in some way. 

Beard Deer punched the nearest wall, his eyebrows furrowed in fury and pain. “How could this have happened?! Someone should have been there, someone should have tried and save them!”

“I did,” Buff Frog spoke up, his voice choked and raw, while his face was a concoction of grief, guilt, and exhaustion, the complex emotions etched into every crevice of his face. “I tried but… could only save Marco.”

“Who’s Marco?” Bearicorn asked.

Instead of answering, the frog monster simply stepped forward so his allies were in view when he pulled back the cloth covering the baby’s face, revealing a pair of bright, curious eyes and two glowing red suns. “This is Marco. Marco Diaz.”

The other monsters paused at the mention of the name. “Diaz?” Beard Deer repeated, confused. “You mean… he’s their kid?”

“I didn’t even know they had a kid,” Lobster Claws said, scratching his head again. He glanced up at Buff Frog. “Did you know?”

There was a short pause before Buff Frog shook his head. “No.”

Beard Deer, Bearicorn, and Lobster Claws all shared a look before returning their focus to the small child in the frog’s arms. A part of them was still in doubt that this kid could actually be related to the Diaz’s, after all what possible reason would they have for keeping him secret? And somehow even Buff Frog didn’t know, despite being considered an honorary family member. Why would they not tell him? But as Marco’s chocolate brown eyes stared up at them with no fear, his cheekmarks lighting up as he giggled to himself a smile washed over the monster’s faces. That look… it could only come from a Diaz. “He is a Diaz,” Beard Deer whispered to himself.

“Awwww he looked at me!” Lobster Claws exclaimed happily. 

“Actually I think he was looking at me,” Beard Deer argued. 

Lobster Claws glared at him. “No he wasn’t , it was me!”

“If he was looking at you it was probably because of how goofy your face is,” Beard Deer snapped. 

“Well at least I’m not ugly!”

“UGLY!!” 

As the two quickly broke out into a fist fight (or claw fight more accurately), Bearicorn looked nervously over at Toffee. “Is- Is this okay?” he asked quietly. 

Toffee glanced over at the child, his eyes darkening for an instant, before returning to their neutral, uncaring state. “Well we can’t exactly leave him out there to die, can we?”

“Yeah but… y’know.” Bearicorn cringed, not needing to explain himself any further.  They all knew Toffee’s thoughts towards Mewmans, it was one of the reasons they followed him, he was the first monster to ever voice that distaste so strongly. There was no doubt his radical ideals wouldn’t stop at just words, there was a war coming, they could all feel it, the smell of unspilled blood staining the air in anticipation and for better or worse, everything was about to change. 

Toffee’s gaze never faltered, saying in a voice brimming with decision, “This changes nothing. Mewmans still must pay for their crimes and this death will be a catalyst for what is to come.”

“Wait, you don’t think the Mewmans had something to do with this, do you?” Bearicorn asked in surprise. This gained the attention of the others, all staring at Toffee wide-eyed.

Toffee shrugged the accusation off, only to continue in a knowing tone, “Perhaps not. But I don’t see any Mewmans grieving over their death, do you? The Diaz’s fought for us, spoke often to any who would listen about a better, peaceful world and what did the Mewmans do? They rejected them at every turn. Is it that hard to believe they would benefit from this loss?”

Buff Frog glared daggers at the lizard but it went ignored. 

Beard Deer growled. “You're right! Heck, I bet that’s why they didn’t tell anyone about the kid! Probably didn’t want him to get bumped off with them!” 

“Yeah, those lousy Mewmans! I could just punch them!” Lobster Claws screamed.

“Now, now, let’s be fair,” Toffee said, his voice almost gentle. “It isn’t the Mewmans fault, the only thing they know is to steal. They steal our land, our homes, our freedom. All they have ever done is take from us and now they have taken something that can’t be given back.” At this his tone darkened, a sharp sneer twisting his features. He gestured over to Buff Frog and Marco. “This boy will grow up an orphan because of them. Now does that seem fair?”

“No!” the others shouted, all but Buff Frog, who kept a passive look on his face. 

“And why do you think it is that they push us around? It’s because we don’t fight back. In our pacifism we have let them learn to hurt us, to steal from us, to take from us. And if we don’t fight back, it will only get worse from here. How much longer are we going to wait before they decide to be rid of all of us? Before they decide to do to us what they have chosen to do to the poor Diaz’s.” 

“That’s not gonna happen!” Beard Deer yelled.

“Exactly, it won’t. Because we are going to stop it from ever happening. We are going to make sure they never take from us ever again, by taking back what is rightfully ours.”

Another collective cheer rang through the castle, Buff Frog just watching silently, the small child in his arms whimpering in discomfort. It seemed even Marco could tell how wrong this all was. The frog monster knew killing Angie and Raphael was part of Toffee's plan for war but to use their death, to go against everything they ever stood for in life, was too cruel even for him. 

Toffee must have noticed Buff Frog's scathing glare because he suddenly turned to him and smirked. The amphibian fumed with rage, though he managed to contain it behind a hollow mask, he wouldn't give Toffee the pleasure of knowing he was getting to him. So instead he fled the scene, disappearing inside the castle, his only focus on finding Marco a safe place to sleep for the night.

He didn’t get far though before he soon felt a presence slither up behind him and his skin crawled, the hallway was dark, too dark for Buff Frog to see so he didn't bother turning around to face them. He didn't have to, there was only one monster it could be. "Thought you were inspiring others," Buff Frog spat, not bothering to hide his contempt. 

The vile glares did nothing to intimidate Toffee as he said in a bored tone, “I was until I noticed my right-hand monster was suddenly gone" He paused before adding darkly, "So I just wanted to make sure you weren't having… second thoughts."

Buff Frog met his accusing glance, staring deep into the black pits of his lifeless eyes not daring to flinch. "Already agreed to follow you. Have nothing to worry about."

"Yes well, I know how that hero complex of yours can act up at the most inconvenient moments."

Buff Frog had nothing to say to that, instead asking, "Why lie to them?"

A smirk cracked through Toffee's emotionless mask as he replied, "They needed something to motivate them. Besides, I thought you would be happy. I gave their deaths meaning."

A dangerous look flashed across the amphibian's eyes, as he growled, low and dangerous, "You have no right go use them… not after what you've done."

Toffee rolled his eyes. "As if you are somehow innocent in all of this. If you hate me so much for what I did, why didn't you try and stop me? Why did you leave them alone in that house to die?"

Toffee knew he had struck a nerve as the frog monster's entire body began to shake, rage nearly consuming him while tears of regret and failure flooded his eyes. The lizard smiled, pleased at finally breaking Buff Frog’s calm demeanor, showing the true hatred lurking just beneath the surface. 

Buff Frog looked ready for murder, ready to rip Toffee apart with no regrets, only for a small whimper to bring Buff Frog back to himself. Suddenly all that anger diminished leaving behind a hollow emptiness in its place, the painful loss still fresh in his mind, impossible to forget. The whimper, which had come from Marco, was then followed by a small cry from the child, demanding his new caretaker’s attention. And with it, Buff Frog remembered the big picture. Nothing, absolutely nothing, mattered more right now than protecting Marco. He would do anything to make sure the last remnant of the Diaz legacy lived on. Even follow the most vile, disgusting monster Buff Frog had ever met. So instead of going through with his plans for murder, he simply lowered his head dismissively and hated himself for it.

Toffee on the other hand looked pleased he had won this battle of wills, his self-congratulatory smirk quickly shifting into his typical neutral expression. And just like that, the conversation took a complete turn, the threats and intimidation becoming something much more mundane or at least seemed to be. “Now then, if that’s all settled, I would like to discuss your role in all this going forward.” The lizard absentmindedly straightened his tie, speaking as if he was just discussing business with a co-worker rather than plotting the end of an entire race. “Since I’m certain that child is going to be more trouble than he’s worth, I’ll allow you some time off to care for him while I deal with our… Mewman situation. However, once he’s old enough to be left alone, I expect you to pick up your slack and help us finish this once and for all, do I make myself clear?” 

Since Toffee left no room for argument, Buff Frog could only nod in agreement, muttering “yes” under his breath. The lizard seemed satisfied with that as he turned on his heels to slink away into whatever dark corner he crawled out of, only to pause and add, “Oh and one more thing, Buff Frog.” The frog monster once more met the lizard’s eyes, a threatening aura emanating from the monster nearly enough to suffocate Buff Frog. “If you so much as breathe a word of what we discussed today to anyone I can promise you there will be severe consequences.” Toffee made a point of glancing at Marco then back at Buff Frog before stalking away down the dark hallway. 

The baby Mewman was now full-on crying in Buff Frog’s arms but the amphibian didn’t hear it, instead lost deep in doubts and contemplations over his choices up till now. Was he really doing the right thing? Buff Frog didn’t know anymore. So much blood was about to be shed, so many lives would be lost and yet he was going to allow it to happen, to go against everything the Diaz’s- his second family- had stood for. And worse he was going to have to commit these atrocities if he had any hope of keeping Toffee away from Marco. 

Marco. And what about Marco? Was he really going to allow Marco to live in such a hostile environment after promising his parents he would protect him? Did he really have any other choice? 

Buff Frog sighed, a deep exhaustion suddenly weighing down on him. He didn’t have any answers and he lacked the strength to try and solve any of them anyways. His heart was still plagued by grief and his mind still haunted by his actions. The pain was too fresh and all he could do was try and push himself through. If not for him than for the small child who now depended on him.

The frog monster looked down at Marco with tired eyes, the boy still crying for care, trying to make his presence known to his new de facto dad and Buff Frog felt a bit of his strength return. Whether he had made the right decision or not, there was no going back, he could only move forward. Whatever choices he had to make, whatever sacrifices must be met, Buff Frog would gladly make them so that his little boy had a chance at a bright future. No matter what he had to become in the process. After all, that’s what Angie and Raph had done. Given up everything for their child and Buff Frog swore to honor that legacy. 

So as with his resolve intact, he shushed the crying child, rocking him gently in his arms as he headed for their room. “Now, now, don’t cry, Marco. Everything okay. It’ll all work out, you see.”

[luxthestrange]

Things Yuu Has Done in NRC#5

Yuu*currently cleaning the ramshackle, going to the bathroom to check if grim is taking a bath after playing spell drive with the Savanaclaw trio*Hello grim?-*Goes to peek into the crack of the open bathroom door*

Grim*Ontop of the clothe basket*

Yuu:...*starts recording the dance when Grim starts to sing again*Pfft-

[just-placebo-estate-things]

Tag Yourself (Placebo Edition)

Vee:

Pure condensed anxiety

Could kill you but would cry the entire time

Spent his childhood as a bridge troll

Damours:

Said “no” to society

Comes out of the shadows to help you like a mythical guide

Lowkey protective

Caunter:

Pyromaniac

Fidget 100

Crime as a bonding experience

Maynet:

Evil robin hood

“Do Not Perceive Me”

Has mastered the poker face

Ferrieres:

Survives on a steady diet of gossip

Horse Girl™

Collects figurines

Montaigu:

Would sell you to Satan for one corn chip

Sexuality: money

Hates everyone except for like one person

Wissant:

Mom-shaped

Could 360 noscope you no problem

Small body big voice

Tournebut:

Stable interests? I don’t even know her

Gets a crush and immediately regresses to being a flustered schoolgirl

Trying her best

Emory:

GPS implanted directly in brain

Biology nerd

Pigs are good

Margas:

Mad online, mad offline, mad all the time

Oops all repression

Will kill for you without hesitation if he likes you

Fairfax:

Not a fan of nature

Punches extremists

Politely asked the grim reaper to leave him alone and it worked

Montgomery:

God simp

Gullible

Awkward™

Reynauld:

Holy dad

Attempts to be the sensible one

Reliable when not engaging in Rat Behavior

Guyot:

Himbo

Works out to get good at hugging

Doesn’t like fish

Corneilles:

Has just completely given up and is mad about it

Saw god

Brooding as a hobby

Rosebud:

Judging you

Egotism as a coping mechanism

Goes by his nickname only

Gaveston:

Calculated chaos

Supplies the cursed knowledge

Made one (1) mistake years ago and will never forgive himself

Siggy:

Be gay do crimes

Here to make things worse

Dead inside and outside but still kicking somehow

Bertie:

Hopeless romantic

Writing a fix-it fic for life

Probably on an FBI watchlist and not just for her search history

Carnet:

Capitalism

Names everything she comes across

Pestering as a love language

Marches:

Can only express one (1) emotion per lunar cycle

Screwed up so bad that ghosts had to stage an intervention

Reluctant mom friend

Verdun:

Looks like she could kill you and would 100% kill you

Must be the best or she’ll just die

Has a husband but is also married to the grind

Lynom:

In a constant state of “fight me”

Living in denial

Strongk

Dismas:

MVP dad friend

Killed god

Tired but also a chaos enabler

Piquiri:

If looks could kill you’d be dead

Earned 1st place in having trust issues

Bad luck magnet

Corbiere:

Fancy street tricks go brrrrrr

Raccoon energy

Kisses the homies

Venois:

No talk

Hates excessive loud noise

Loves his dog more than he loves most people

Loges:

Is the law

Beware of dog

“I can fix him”

Mauroaurd:

The sane one

Pampers his dog 24/7

Doesn’t like alcohol

Warci:

Does it for the bit

Loves his wife

Is your dad now

Pip:

Personified trauma

Music god

Needs a hug but will also stab you if you get near him

Nesdin:

Catboy

He protecc he attacc

Cannot heely away from the feelies (but he does try)

Marchmain:

Big boy. Buff

The one responsible member in the group project

He forgor :(

Marci:

Riddle Hour Is Every Hour

Everyone’s chill cryptid uncle

Vibing

Merteberge:

Philosophical

Has come to terms with the inevitability of death

Youngest in the group but is somehow the leader

Fontemai:

Did a Leeroy Jenkins once

Physically fought his demons

Funny accent

Noyers:

Grandpa vibes

DIY king

Doesn’t like war

Perci:

Hyper strict

“Get off my lawn!!!”

Job is life

Bosanquet:

Stays up all night reading

Mommy issues

Smarter than you

Montfort:

Is brother

Edgy loner

Art as a coping mechanism

Fribois:

TIME FOR TEA TIME FOR TEA

Token extravert

Cottagecore gay

Lucy:

Gifted kid syndrome

Will kill you if you don’t vaccinate

Necrophilia pog

Malv:

Group baby

Just wants to be taken seriously

Keeps having to watch everyone she loves die

Lilie:

Old(?)

Likes being carried around

Who is she

Bele:

Monsterhecker

Only in charge because she’s the oldest

Had a rebellious phase (and may still be having it)

Ville:

Religion bad

Sweet and shy but will start swinging without hesitation

Listens when you vent

Pasquier:

Will feed all you heckers

Beautiful cinnamon roll to good for this world, too pure

Immediately knows when things are sus

BONUS:

Cheney:

Fuzzy

Firm believer in the power of friendship

Chivalry died with him

Riebou:

Group brain cell

Gives scoldings (affectionate)

Pigs are bad

Odette:

Got tired of waiting for her husband to return from war

Plant whisperer

Do no harm take no crap

Edith:

Daddy issues extraordinaire

Social skills replaced with street smarts

Learning the hard way that life is so painfully complicated

Thelma:

Whore 

Milf

Tells you exactly what she thinks

[hellavile]

spread ‘em. reiner braun.

੭ cw: fem!reader, construction worker!reiner, headcannon/drabble, reiner does his chores *wink wonk*, public sex, bimbo reader, breeding, pregnancy talk, size difference, thick reader, toy! (butt plug), jealousy/possessiveness, use of ‘daddy’ like once, reiner has a southern accent in my head idc.

construction worker!reiner who squints his eyes through the cloud of wood specks and orange jackets to see a familiar black GTR pull up and park off the construction sight, recognizing the hot pink license plate that read ‘bratz doll’, a gift from him from last year’s anniversary. reiner chews on his toothpick, walking towards the vehicle and seeing you step out happily. his eyes widen when he notices the way your tits bounce in your baby blue fuzzy crop top as you giggle and wave his way, his coworkers behind him looking your way with the same expression as his; attentive. reiner clenches his jaw, wondering why you’re dressed so—openly this early in the day.

construction worker!reiner who sees you pop open the trunk and bend over in your obscenely high denim skirt to retrieve two grocery bags, acrylics brushing your hair behind you as you wave their way, all the men waving back with lustful glares. reiner clears his throat when you approach him, his body buff and tall compared to yours, dainty and short. your thick thighs touching, hips popping out as you dance in your spot. you really did resemble a bratz doll, makeup all done, lips plump, and your cheeriness drawing all the men in. you tell reiner you spent all morning making birria tacos for him and the guys, wanting to give them a nice meal on this lovely sunday morning. reiner smiles at you faintly, seeing the genuine glint in your eyes, bending down to your level to press a sort of rough kiss to your forehead after he spits away his toothpick. you greet everyone individually, making your way to a table to set everything up, even bringing ice cream and bottles of water.

construction worker!reiner who’s not fond of the dirty looks his wife is getting, watching each of their hands and the way they talk to you, wishing they’d try it. he stands on the sideline as you pass out platters and drinks, all of the dirt and grim covered men thanking you and complimenting how good the food was. reiner had enough. when you feel his rough hand grab your wrist and pull you away, you follow behind his large figure with giggles. he’s taking you somewhere secluded—not much though. behind the skyscraper they’ve been building for months now. only wood so far. you’re technically inside of it when he presses you up against a piece of wood, staring up at him innocently. he was just texting you an hour ago after sending you money to get your nails done. he forgets sometimes you don’t realize the power you have over men. you act so innocent, so unaware of these things, and that’s what frustrates him.

construction worker!reiner who realizes that everything he’s saying to you right now with a hiss in his tone is going completely over your head. your attention stays on his body, the yellow and orange vest on his shoulders, the white tank with dirt, dark jeans and heavy tan timberland‘s on his big feet. he’s so fucking big it always makes you shift and bite your lip. his veins are bulging in his arms. his hands are wide and rough. his blonde hair is tousled around showing that he’s been working hard. just to provide for you. to take care of you. to cater to you.

“you listenin’ t’me, woman?” reiner’s brows knit together, tapping underneath your chin with a curved finger to bring your eyes back to him.

“you wanna see my nails, daddy?” your eyes are big and pretty as you tut out your bottom lip, reiner looking down as you run your fingers over your soft thighs, lifting your skirt up to your stomach. reiner breathes heavily through his nose as you tug at your blue lace panties, stretching them to show off your cute butterfly tattoo on the side of your cunt. “you like them? i got coffin just like you wanted.”

construction worker!reiner who turns you around to bend you over, your lip between your teeth as he brushes the outline of his cock against your plush ass, a moan you let out making him strain in his jeans. ‘have to show you something’, you say. with your cheek against a wooden plank, you fondle your ass, reiner watching the cute french tips with glittered designs drag over your flesh. spread ‘em’, he’ll say as he’s pulling aside your thong, raising his brow when he notices a shimmery object in between. you do what you’re told, spreading your cheeks apart to show him the rose gold plug snugly inside your puckered hole. reiner swears he’s losing his mind, titling his head sideways to get a better look, your pretty pussy lips begging to be sucked on. but he’s not giving you that satisfaction, atleast not now. ‘been a bad girl, sweetheart’ reiner smacks your ass to see it bounce, turning your back around to make you watch him unzip his jeans and pull his rock hard dick out, slapping it against your cute tummy.

construction worker!reiner who grabs your chin roughly before locking his lips with yours, wetly connecting, whispering in between kisses that you’re not to fuck with him while he’s on the job. to stop giving everyone a peak of what he comes home to at midnight. you keep playing dumb to rile him up a little more. ‘i got a wax too since you sent me too much.’ or ‘went to fenty yesterday, i found so many cute things to wear for you, baby.’ to which reiner will only respond with a gruff ‘yeah?’ you’re being a smart ass, a brat who needed taming real fucking quick.

“tellin’ me you did all that jus’ to show them too? you crazy?” he pecks your lips one last time before his bulky arms are lifting you up, his hands under your underarms to have you curled up, legs over his shoulders, tits to his chest, ass touching his thighs, hands tangled in his hair as his stubble scuffs against you face, your pink toes curling as he slides you down on his cock with ease, not being gentle about it either. he doesn’t even give you time to object or prepare. he’s fucking you hard, his forehead to yours as you claw at the back of his neck and squeak, scream, cry like a fucking slut. reiner knows it, but doesn’t really know it—but he’s really fucking big. his dick is fat, heavy, mushroom pink tip with veins and hangs so low it’s like half his arm. hurts so good. stretches you wide, makes your pussy drool over it.

construction worker!reiner who lifts and brutally slams you down on his cock, doesn’t bother telling you to be quiet because they might hear you, doesn’t care if tears are blurring your eye sight because he’s bullying his cock in the depths of your gummy walls to give your cervix a few kisses. doesn’t care if you have a belly bulge, and you’re whimpering like you’re in heat as he fucks you raw, feeling every delicious ridge of his dick. his knees are slightly bent, your light weight in his arms nothing as he pounds his hips. some of his fingers slip between your cheeks to push the plug still, licking and mouthing at your neck, your eyes crossing as you shudder.

“don’t fuckin’ show up like that again. i’ll fuck you harder every time i see you. spill my load in you, then the next time they see you, you’ll be months pregnant.”

“wanna get me pregnant? wanna keep me as your cute little housewife?” you hum, running your tongue over his lips. his thrusts get sloppy when he thinks about it. seeing you waddle around with a swollen stomach would be so fucking arousing. knowing he did that to you. secure with the fact that you’re bound to him forever, especially when your blood together runs through another. what a fucking fairytale.

“i’ll do it now you keep talkin’ like ‘dat,” reiner chews at your neck harder, bruising you, marking you like a beast would his mate. you’re drunk off his dick, lids low and mouth drying out from how long you had it open, reiner’s fingers indenting into the rounds of your hips and ass, tugging you down on him until he’s gasping, pushing you up against the wooden plank and grinding his waist slowly as he cums, coating your walls fully. you feel it, smiling because you knew he was going to do it anyways.

construction worker!reiner who visibly sees you upset when he pulls out and sets you to his feet, wiping that smile off swiftly when he crouches down and sucks on your clit like a pacifier, reiner admiring your as you scoot against his face and gush on his tongue that slithers out to lap you up when you squirt, the amount small but still very amusing. reiner pats your ass after pulling down your skirt, tucking his dick back to the side as he whispers in your ear. ‘gon’ now. get some sleep. i’ll be home in a few hours so be ready for me ‘cause m’nowhere near done.’

construction worker!reiner who smirks at you as you stumble back to your car, the other workers giving the two of you knowingly glares back and forth, shouting ‘bye boys!’ to all the stunned men who heard most of everything. reiner turns to them with his brow raised, clapping his hands together. ‘well? fuck y’all staring at? get back to work!’

© 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐞, 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐝. 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞.

[sandbees]

A few about the Great Seven interacting with Twisted Wonderland characters VIA Yuu. 👀 I only have one word summary; Chaos.

Who would meet the Great Seven first? Obviously the first years (along with Ortho and Grim). They’re Yuu’s best friends after all.

Actually, it was Friday, the last day of the week. And coincidentally, that night would be a special night at the House of Mouse. Ariel and her sisters would be performing that night.

Mickey told Yuu that that they could invite anyone to watch the performance. So Yuu went to get special permission to take their friends along with them.

After kidnapping Ortho After Yuu gathers everyone, they explain that they’re going out to see a special performance at their workplace.

Keep in mind that no one knows exactly what Yuu’s new job was except Grim and Crowley. So naturally everyone was in on it and curious. (Only Grim knows about Yuu meeting the Great Seven though)

Ace: So where do you work at?

Yuu: I work at a club.

Epel: ...As in a strip club or a book club?

Yuu: Wtf Epel? It’s like a club but no alcohol. It’s technically a restaurant but they have live shows and put on a lot of performances so-

Deuce: Oh! That’s cool, we get to see it together!

Yuu: Actually I’m not going to be with you guys. I’m on duty that day so I’ll be waiting tables. But I’ll join during break.

Ace: Really? Bummer.

Ortho: Aw, I wanted to hang out with you too! But it will be fun nonetheless. :D

Yuu tells them to wait downstairs as they go upstairs to get everything ready.

They are low-key nervous, because the House of Mouse isn’t...exactly normal by Twisted Wonderland standards.

Meanwhile, Grim was telling the first years about Yuu’s experiences there.

Grim: You know, the House of Mouse is really popular, I’ve heard about a lot of customers Yuu has met.

Deuce: This job must have been hard...I’m glad Yuu got it though!

Grim: Yeah, they pay them 5,000 madol! Isn’t that great?!

Sebek: 5,000 madol?! That’s a lot more than being a waiter.

Ace: In a week? I mean having a salary of 5,000 is pretty impressive.

Grim: Hehe, it’s actually 5,000 a day.

First Years: WHAT?!

Jack: To be able to pay that much...the owner must be wealthy.

Epel: Yuu lucked out!

When Yuu comes down, the first years are asking a billion questions.

How did you find a job with such a high pay??? Is the work good?? Is your boss nice to you?? Explain everything-

Yuu assured them that their job is just waiting a bunch of tables, and that they’re payed well because the place is very popular.

Anyways, Yuu tells them that they’re going now and leads them upstairs.

“Shouldn’t we be going to the hall of mirrors-?” “It won’t work.”

The group kind of loses their mind as Yuu casually pushes Ace into their mirror, Grim follows behind.

“Come on, or do I have to push you through the mirror like I did with Ace?”

Safe to say is that they go through the mirror and are greeted with a very lavish dressing room.

“Wait woah this isn’t Mickey’s dressing room.”

Yuu finds a note and read it out loud. Apparently Mickey moved the mirror to a new room so they could have privacy. Anything in the room is for their use.

“I’m going to cry. He’s so nICE I DON’T DESERVE THIS-“

Yuu is pretty happy with this arrangement, actually. They also begin to explain the club’s shtick to their friends.

“So this is basically a club for entertainment with live shows and also cartoons on the screen. Oh, and sometimes a cat named Pete tries to sabotage the show so he can kick everyone out and make this his club.” “Isn’t that illegal-“ “Not if there’s no police.”

So anyways Yuu leads them outside and they run into Goofy.

Sebek: Is that-?

Yuu: Hi Goofy, I’m bringing my friends to a table for the show-

Goofy: Yuu! There you are! You’re needed at table 14.

Yuu: What? But my shift hasn’t started-

Goofy: Reservations from Hades himself.

Yuu: Oh shit, ok yeah I’ll be there as soon as possible-

Ortho: Hades? As in the God of the Underworld?

Yuu: Yes, I’ll explain later, more importantly let’s go find you a table.

Ace: I think not telling us you actually met one of the GREAT SEVEN!

Yuu: I did tell you; and you didn’t believe me.

Everyone is vibrating in nervousness and excitement. Especially Ortho. I mean, this is the GREAT SEVEN we’re talking about!

Yuu decides to introduce them to Hades. But surprise surprise, it’s all of the Great Seven!

Yuu’s first year friends are going to pass out from shock. Oof.

With some inquiry, Yuu explains to the Great Seven that the friends they brought were from Twisted Wonderland.

Let’s just say that the First Years got invited to sit at their table. (Sebek is quaking at the idea of sitting with the Witch of Thorns)

So while Yuu leaves to start work (not after taking all of their orders first, of course), the Great Seven begin asking the first years + Grim questions.

The first years are expectantly tense, but they loosen up.

Ursula and Jafar are a little disappointed that no one from their dorm is present, but they seem to easily forget that after Yuu tells them that they know people from their respective dorms anyways.

Yuu also gives them a little more information they found about their respective dorms, so that they don’t feel...left out? (Satisfied is a better word for it)

Ursula pets Grim and Jafar feeds him crackers. Grim does not complain, he’s fine. He becomes more compliant as his tuna arrives.

And some of the other’s thoughts? Well...

The Queen of Hearts almost blew up in anger at Ace and Deuce. They are idiots that do nOT KNOW THE PROPER WAY TO SPEAK TO THEIR SUPERIORS AND THEY HAVE BROKEN AT LEAST 359 RULES ALREADY-

But somehow, the Queen of Hearts warms up to the idiotic duo. She sees them as...annoying children she has to babysit but they’re also really adorable that she can’t stay mad at them forever. Plus, Deuce is trying and Ace has these wonderful card tricks that would make her Jester cry.

So at first, she does not approve, but as the night progresses she does. 8/10 would meet the ADeuce combo again.

Scar and Jack...hm. Well, I don’t think they’d get along of Scar’s sense of morality and justice of the past was brought up. However, the villains all agreed to not bring up their villainous past because they didn’t want to scare away Yuu/make them wary and distrustful of them. Same goes for the first years.

Anyways, Scar is impressed at how buff Jack is. He isn’t surprised though - he expected residents of his dorm to be powerful. Scar lays down some well deserved praise and Jack eats it up with a tail wag. Jack also talks about his dorm and what the dorm represents. Scar’s ego rises 100x and Scar becomes somewhat...egotistical. Well, maybe not like in a “I’m shoving my ego in your face” type of ego but in a “This pleases me and I will treat you kinder” ego.

Basically, Scar opens up a little more to Jack as the night progresses. Like a mentor/student bond.

The Evil Queen and Epel...well, the Evil Queen was quite picky with how Epel was acting. Yes, he had the proper posture but really, he was using the wrong forks to eat that particular kind of food. She expected better from someone who came from her dorm. So she ended up chastising him and scolding him for being “improper”. Like Vil.

She was shocked to say when Epel accidentally snapped back at her, before returning to his more “princely” persona. Ah, so the child had more than meets the eye. She tried a different approach, as in trying to ease Epel into talking to her. Certainly, Epel was much more headstrong and willful than that naive Snow White.

So, the Evil Queen and Epel have a rocky start, but by the end of the show.

Hades and Ortho...well, that’s a combo you never see everyday. But I think Hades would basically adopt Ortho. As in suddenly he gets father vibes from the kid. He’s also particularly interested in his own dorm, and asks Ortho about it. Ortho’s pretty chatty with Hades, and is happy to tell Hades about his dorm! He also asks a few questions himself; which Hades happily obliged to.

...and then it turns into Ortho talking about Idia and how wonderful he is. And Hades is like, “damn, this kid has a wonderful big brother. How come my younger siblings act like shit to me-“

So Hades silently swore to the River of Styx to keep this child safe, and Ortho had a fun time interacting with Hades!

Sebek and Maleficent...well, it could have been worse.

Poor Sebek was tense and tight lipped for most of the night. He really wanted to make a good impression on Malleus’ grandmother. (I don’t think Sebek has met Maleficent yet so-)

Maleficent was patient, however. She knew Fae kind were raised to think of Maleficent as a high authority figure that should be treated with upmost respect. Unlike the other kingdoms; the Valley of Thorns praised Maleficent like a goddess. She didn’t blame Sebek for acting like he was.

So she started with baby steps. Talking about how wonderful it was to meet her grandson’s bodyguard, how Malleus must have grown to be a strong magician, how she wished she had stayed to know more about her grandson.

Actually, the breaking point between the tense atmosphere between the two was Malleus. Sebek opens up a little more as he continues to talk to Maleficent.

At the end of the night, they’ve only talked about Malleus, but Maleficent was content with that. After all, keeping up with what her grandson was doing was more than enough.

By the end of the night, the First Years enjoyed the special performance and their time with the Great Seven. Things went well especially when Yuu came to join during their break.

So when it was time to go, everyone had happily said their goodbyes as they were ready to return.

“Oh, before I forget...Yuu, I have almost completed the portals for the others so do expect one of us to pop in soon.” “Oh, ok!” “...THEY MIGHT VISIT US?!”

Everyone is low key excited to meet again though.

So, the first years go through the mirror and stay at Ramshackle, chatting away at their time at the House of Mouse.

_=_

Yeah, this was a looonngg write, I’m actually going to do the rest of the TW cast in another post. I hope you enjoyed this one! :)

[terezis]

Sometimes i forget that it was never explicitly stated in canon whether or not people know Kravitz is the Grim Reaper, Death Himself. I mean obviously some people know such as Magnus and Merle and Lup and Barry. But sometimes I wonder if the people of faerun just see Taako’s bf as “that handsome guy that just kinda showed up as Taako’s date to Carey and Killian’s wedding??? Who is that guy???” I like to think of it as a Clark Kent/Superman scenario. Some rando: “Why are your hands so cold??” Kravitz: “I’m the emissary of Death” Rando: “haha good one, but no really” Kravitz: “haha gotchu, but no I have an iron deficiency” / Rando: “I swear I saw the Grim Reaper flying around with some giant skeleton during that whole Hunger attack and i nearly pissed myself” Kravitz, genuinely surprised: “oh shit that sounds fucked”

honestly from what we've seen in canon it seems like he prefers to do "field work" while inhabiting shells like the crystal golem, so even if a necromancer met kravitz and lived, they might not know what he actually looks like!

the boys see his "real" face while he's in the mirror, but when he pops back over to the lab after legion is gone, he possesses a robot... when he shows up on the pirate ship during that one live show, he's a skellington, and he only puts his face back on when he realizes taako is there!!!

i have many #thots on this actually. like it's a really interesting character choice i think? all those defensive buffs... but that's not what this ask is about.

(also kinda interesting that both times he meets up with taako, he shows up in the flesh....... makes u think)

you're right though. this is canon. the "taako's adoring public thinks that kravitz is his sugar baby" hc continues to thrive... you love to see it

[zackcrazyvalentine]

One Prompt Asks Masterlist

Because something's wrong when I try to edit the other masterlist so I am trying to find a way to remedy it

Here, all asks that have only ONE prompt are linked bellow

[Masterlist Part 02]

Zack’s advice on otaku shopping

Zack’s opinion about Octa Trio’s relationship

Zack fangirls about references in Twst (even if they’re expected)

Fashion designer judges Twst uniforms

P.E. in pair 😱

Carne asada - who’s in and who isn’t?

Twst Boys’ opinions about babies [Azul - Riddle]

Twst boys' reacting to their Minecraft pet being killed off by a rando

Slow dancing with the boys   [What about the staff?!]

Kissing the Dorm leaders

MC makes everyone friendship bracelets

Immune systems in Twist Won [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ]

MC snaps & a video that reminds peeps of it & another vid

VDC MC

Fashion designer MC

Toddler MC

Adult MC [Buff]

Affectionate MC

Flirty MC

MC cooking videos in Magicam

MC with no romance experience

Hylian MC

MC from Noblesse

Empath Gen Z MC with fatalistic humor

MC’s hugging booth

MC doesn’t like their photo taken

MC does as MC pleases!

Older MC has a tall wife

Savanaclaw likes their pets

Tall MC & smol Twst boys

Boys gifting MC clothes

Twst boys getting a prosthetic hurled at them

Ponytail Rook

Kitsune Rook

Vil makes MC an influencer

Vil enemies to lovers idea

Jack, Vil & Reader childhood friends

Braiding Leona's hair

Jamil turns to a snake

Idia makes toxic players rage quit

Ace being a secret charmer

Magical wheel ride with Deuce

Goatboys ADeuce  [who untangles them?] [tails]

Jack gets a tank top

Lilia’s PTSD (angsty)

Croc bread for Sebek

Sweet crocboy

Sebek & MC - Lilo & Stitch [Bonus!]

1st years: [using chopsticks] [ I love you ] [ smooches ]

Sam magic turns MC / Boy into a frog

A bit of staff opinions

Catboys & catnip [+++]

Che’nya

If all Ramshackle inhabitants turn human

Sweetness with Heartslabyul's hedgehogs

PAINT WAR

Touristing NRC & Wonderland

Twst x Jujutsu Kaisen crossover

Twst x HypMic crossover

Twst x Card Captor Sakura crossover

Youkai AU!Twst birthday (NON-OFFICIAL INTERPRETATION)

Obey Me! MC getting summoned to Twst

Twst MC getting summoned to the Devildom [Bonus!]

Obey Me! boys & kids  [Bonus]

Twst AUs galore: Anon has many ideas!

Detective AU  [Idea]

Gifty Gifts

Submissions or asks that bring with them a gift!

Heartwarming drawing for Zack 🥺💕

Nice words for Zack 💗

Clownter ❤

Annoying Orange Cater

Catboy!Grim fic (it's also linked up in his section above ^)

Grim being his Grim self

Human! Ramshackle Ghosts

Twst boys as cats [ 1 ] [ 2 ]