Vox: I-if I say I love you, will you say it back?
Alastor: No problem, pal.
Vox: I love you..!
Alastor: It back!
Vox:
Alastor:
Velvette: Why is Vox crying face-down on the floor?
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Derek: Why do you always act like you're invincible, Stiles? You don't have super-strength or speed; you can't heal like werewolves——Jesus, you don't even have any combat skills and yet you're constantly throwing yourself into danger! Do you honestly think you can just talk your way out of any situation?
Stiles: *rubbing sleep from his eyes* Derek, why the hell are you standing next to my bed at midnight?
Derek: *taking off his leather jacket* See?! There you go again proving my point! Well, go ahead and try talking your way out of THIS, genius!
Derek: *takes off shirt and pants*
Stiles: *clamps mouth firmly shut*
Derek:
Stiles:
Derek:
Stiles:
Derek: *sighs* Fine.
Derek: *toes off his boots and climbs into bed next to Stiles who is holding the comforter aside for him*
Derek: *mumbles* So, do you want to be my valentine or what?
Stiles: *grins in a way that says "You're a dramatic bastard and I thought you'd never ask"* :)
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Raph: U-um…D-Dad…there’s this…someone I really like-
Splinter: Aw! That’s wonderful! Anyone would be lucky to have you, my son.
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Mikey: Dad! Dad! I think I might be in love!
Splinter: That’s great. Make sure to take Raphael with you as a chaperone.
Mikey: Daaaaad!
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Splinter: Please, just, FIND someone. I can’t believe your only love was a jacket!
Donnie: Not true. I have another love.
Splinter: Really?
Donnie: SCIENCE!
Splinter: *Facepalm*
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Leo: Yo, Pops! You’ll never believe it! I met someone-
Splinter: I FORBID YOU FROM DATING UNTIL YOU’RE THIRTY!
Leo: WHAT!?
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Benedict: So what do you girls have planned for Valentine’s Day?
Eloise, Francesca, and Hyacinth: Murder.
Benedict: That’s the spirit.
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Yoko: So Enid, any Valentine’s Day plans? Perhaps with a spooky someone?
Enid: Oh yeah! I’ve got it all planned out. I’m gonna break both my legs the day before so that when everyone finds out they’ll send me flowers to the hospital. And with any luck that will fill the void of loneliness that festers inside me with every year I’m forced to spend Valentine’s Day alone and miserable.
Yoko: Okay… or, just a suggestion, but you could ask Wednesday. A little birdie told me that she might be interested.
Enid: I should ask Wednesday to break my legs?
Yoko: What? No! Enid!
Enid: You’re right, she’d be super into that *dreamily* she’s so hot when she’s violent.
Wednesday, holding flowers: I was going to ask you to be my Valentine, though if you’d prefer I could push you down the stairs.
Enid: Aw Willa that’s so sweet.
Yoko: Dude what the fuck?
Wednesday: I don’t know what that means Enid. Am I taking you to dinner or is my therapist going to be real mad at me?
Enid: *slowly blinking up at Wednesday* Whatever you want gorgeous.
Yoko: Enid I’m worried about you.
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“She looked at me with what I would later be sure was love.”
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Dazai: Valentine's day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant other and-
Chuuya: I wrote you a poem.
Dazai, already crying: You did???
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