#harley quinn x s/o

[make-your-own-evil]

May I please request hcs for BTAS Harley Quinn with an introverted s/o?

you may 😌✨

note: feel free to reblog! just give credit where credit is due :)

BTAS!Harley Quinn x Introverted!S/O

the "excuse me? they asked for no pickles 🤨" girlfriend

your personal guard dog! if youre not assertive she will be (maybe a little too assertive?)

perhaps not the best girlfriend to have if you get embarrassed easily in public?

if youre an introvert and youre okay with attention being on you then perfect!

shes not going to "tone down" for anybody. she is an extrovert and every extrovert has an introvert that theyve "adopted" (psst thats you)

harley is going to try to make friends with everyone. thats probably how you met. maybe you two kept bumping into each other and she kind of stuck around?

ivy certainly likes you better than the last s/o harley had so hey thats a plus

harley is going to protect her little introverted s/o from the whole "mister j" scene. he has a tendency to crawl back out of the woodwork when he has a plan, needs laundry done, wants a punching bag and shes having none of it

that doesnt mean youre safe from clownery! she causes enough mischief for two and she will make sure that all of gotham knows how much she cares for you

she can talk for two as well. she will tell you about her latest scheme, rogue drama, great places to eat, a cute dog she saw today...

as wild as she is i truly think that she will respect your wishes for privacy if thats something you want

do you not want your face on the news next to hers? thats okay! you dont really like speaking in large groups of people? she can talk on your behalf! someone has something to say about you being "weak" or a "pushover"? they are no longer breathing 💕

whether youre introverted or not i do think she would be fiercely protective of you

if you can deal with her antics, possibly being targeted by the joker, patching her up after fights and visiting her in arkham then she really would be the best girlfriend ever 🥰

[hana-no-seiiki]

WHY DON’T YOU GIVE ME A SMILE? (ACT 1)

YANDERE! BATFAM x JINX (ARCANE/LEAGUE)-ESQUE! READER

A lil’ platonic yanderes harley and joker in the mix too hehe

gender neutral reader.

cw/tw: mentally ill reader. reader has schizophrenia. reader has a massive fear of abandonment. harley and joker only feed to that. a r s o n among other crimes. gaslighting. manipulation. implied r*pe (by reader im so sorry you guys) reader is interested in all genders.

summary: meet jinx, gotham’s loudest, most explosive villain. no one knows who they really are, or if jinx is really even their name. but one thing’s for sure — they’ve got a lot of people chasing after them and their reasons aren’t so noble.

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Considering Jinx was inspired by Harley Quinn. You’re probably her protégé. Her darling little child with Joker.

YOUR ORIGINS:

She saw you in the aftermath of the explosion. Cold and alone. Fire roaring behind you despite the heavens pouring its heart out, as if it was desperately trying to wash your tears and pain away.

She saw your bruises and a girl a little older than you walk away.

Her heart ached for you. No child deserved to be put in that kind of position, so she stepped in and made herself known.

“ I . . . I only wanted to help . . . Don’t leave me . . . Don’t . . .

You muttered.

Joker, who came here to marvel at the chaos such an explosion would present smiles maniacally.

You. You were the one that did this.

This beautiful wreckage and an equally beautiful child.

You were practically begging to be moulded into a weapon.

You charged at them both as they got closer, and while Harley was ready to defend her man - even hurt you if she has to - they did not expect what came next.

You just, held unto Joker’s right leg.

“ She’s not my sister . . . No . . . if she was she wouldn’t leave me . . . “

You were far too emotional for his liking. But nonetheless. A boon can always be found in a curse. That is, your desire for revenge.

He takes one look at Harley before picking your small body into his arms.

“ Who cares about fools like them, little one? They don’t matter in the grand scheme of things.”

His smile never stopped widening, yet even as a kid you never saw it as creepy or unnerving. In fact, it only reminded you of the smiles you used to draw on your nail bombs.

“All we ever truly have is ourselves. “

“So, smile. Don’t let your tears bring you down.”

Moulding you into the perfect weapon was easy.

Having a psychiatrist as a partner did help a lot in your development.

All it took was a few reminders of that fateful day before you began obediently following their rules and instructions.

You were a genius and since Harley kept protesting against it. You weren’t baptized into a vat of acid like the couple was.

Now, Harley and Joker are the worst possible parents you can ask for. So unlike Arcane’s Jinx. You are way way more unhinged. Not to mention, horny and materialistic.

As you grew up, you began to take interest in intentionally hurting people just for the sake of it. Stealing things was just a normal Tuesday for you. Being successful in your endeavors for once, and having bigger stacks of cash felt exhilarating.

The women and men were amazing. Your pseudo parents being who they were, didn’t really care if you were a sexual deviant or a pervert. When your hormones started kicking in they let you do whatever you want. Even giving you some of the people he held hostage as a toy to play with. If you have the capability of getting someone pregnant/or getting pregnant yourself they wouldn’t really care about the baby but you knew them well enough to know they’d use the kid as a way to manipulate you so you were careful in that aspect anyhow.

Harley noticed that when laying with women you’d often call out your sister’s name or call them sis by itself.

Sick. Disgusting. Is what a normal mother would think after finding out such a fact.

But to her you were just growing up so quickly. She had convinced Joker to go ahead and kill your sibling a long time ago behind your back and was growing anxious with the thought of you hating her and ruining this happy family dynamic (she had in her head)!

So she starts bringing you to more heists in disguise. Always keeping a close eye on you so that if any of those stupid heroes and vigilantes get any close, and you too far. She’d know as soon as possible.

It’s safe to say you grew up pretty spoiled, but even then you were hungry for more.

You see, even if they (Harley and Joker) weren’t careful with their “parenting” approach. They were careful with keeping you hidden from the Dark Knight himself.

Not that they were scared you’d get hurt. They could always nurse you back up again. Harley actually enjoyed the times you’d gotten in the cross fire. More time to take care of you in her arms.

They were mostly scared of the Dark Knight stealing you. Afraid that he’ll take you away and turn you into a goody-two-shoes they wouldn’t recognize anymore.

So as much as you were more involved it still felt like they were babying you.

It was your situation with you family all over again

But this time, this time you’ll show them…

You weren’t weak. And it’ll do them good to remember that.

YOUR RIVALRIES:

You made your debut at around the time Tim was still Robin.

You were his very own Joker. A menace deal with. A person that only cared for the thrill that came with hurting and killing masses.

You were terrible. Evil. A demon he had to exorcise from this world.

A demon he fell hopelessly in love with.

He didn’t know how his feelings came to be. It may have been the amount of stress and pressure he was facing coupled with having to deal with your ass every damn day whether directly or indirectly. But he found himself yearning to see you at times. Getting warm when he thought of you. He felt solace knowing that no matter how many times he’d attempt to tear you down completely, you’d still come back to face him once again.

He was so guilty of his feelings. How could he fall for someone as heinous as you? You were the worst of the worst. But somehow that made things so much more better.

You were a taboo. A vice he couldn’t have. The thought of entering such a forbidden relationship excited him just cause it was just that — forbidden , a temptation that should always stay like that.

He somehow manages to gain the self control to stay away from you for a while.

But then came Damian and he was set to replaced. Just like that.

“Wow there Timmy Boy. You look like shit.”

“J-Jinx?! Why are you here? How do you know my name?!” He asked as if he didn’t know every single detail about you himself.

“I have to know my little birdie well don’t I?”

“What kind of archnemesis would Jinx be to their little Robin if they didn’t do a lil’ research?” You spoke in a higher, cutesy voice as if you were your handgun that you’ve affectionally named Zapper.

“Right you are Zapper! I would be a terrible rival. That wouldn’t do for a hero as great as Timmy!”

He thought that all his work was all for naught. All the hours he spent trying to prove himself was gone so fast.

But you reminded him of his place in this world. Of his position as a hero. Your rival.

The warmth in your eyes when you looked at him sealed the deal. There was no coming from this. He was yours as you were his.

“Only I can hurt you like this, toots. Don’t forget that.”

Little did you know that Tim took those words to heart and never let anyone else hurt him (and stay alive).

“Big Bat can replace you but you’ll always be the Robin in my heart !” You winked at him, signaling with one of your manicured fingers for him to smile. Which ended up almost scratching your cheeks.

Tim was confused (incredibly flustered, not to mention har—), why were you so kind to him all of a sudden. He knew you were the playful type but you were usually ruthless when it came to battle. You weren’t one to play with food for too long. For you to excuse him, much less help him in such a state.

Who were you and what did you do to his Jinx?

“OW hEy! I swear if you put that there Pow-Pow— I’ll—“ Tim heard you screeching out of view.

Scratch his doubts. Yep, you were definitely still his Jinx.

The Dark Knight knew who you were from the beginning.

He had his suspicions even before you came into the scene. With your knack to tag everything with neon spray-paints.

At first he thought you were a simple thug that Joker and Harley picked up. But the way they were sheltering you made it seem otherwise.

The regret he felt knowing that you were basically a child in their filthy hands and was now far too gone to save was immense.

If only he knew. You wouldn’t be in this situation.

While he was “dead” he found himself looking into you more. About the death of your biological parents and the way your sister abandoned you to Harley and Joker.

He felt pity for your childhood and a sense of kinship. Sure the incident may have been your fault but you were a child. How could you have known your actions would have such terrifying consequences.

If only you knew him when you were younger.

If only.

He was sure you’d be one of the greatest vigilantes alive.

“I knew you were alive.”

You looked down at Batman, staring while both of you were being doused by the rain. Thunder accompanying the sound of conversation.

He takes a defensive stance.

“I’m not going to fight ya, that’s Joker’s thing. And I know he’ll grill my ass if I stole his archnemesis.”

“What a loser!”

“Hey! He took us in. We should be more grateful!”

Bruce looked at you as you talked with a new, rather large, shark shaped gun. He had memorized the names of all your “companions” by now and was oddly excited and slightly unnerved by the new one.

“So, why’d you leave? Was it . . . was it on purpose?”

“No.”

“Then come back.”

He almost dropped all his plans with the way you told him that.

“Tim needs you . . . and your other sons too or whatever.”

“Come with me.”

“You crazy, old bat? Why would I—“

“I know what it feels like to have no family. Harley doesn’t love you. Joker doesn’t love anyone.”

“Do you?”

“I do.”

“Well tough luck man. I don’t give a shit about love.”

You dropped down to his level. A thud resounds, loud enough to cut through the rainfall and thunder.

“Cause love never gave a shit about me.”

“We’ll have to refuse. Just get back to your sons, hero!”

“I’m sorry, perhaps I didn’t make it clear enough—

— I don’t think you have a choice in this matter, [Y/N].”

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WHAT’S UP DANGER : Yandere Batfam x Miles Morales! Reader

[sweetlikehoneystingslikeabee]

How would Croc, Bane, and Harley deal with an s/o whose libido is really high but hesitant to initiate? Like always dtf but, at the same time, not wanting to impose?

"Considerate but Wanting" Killer Croc, Bane and Harley x S/O (not poly)

While I don't deal with this particular issue, I do get why you'd be worried about that.

TW: NSFW

Killer Croc

THE PROBLEM IS... He is also very hesitant to initiate at first because of how he looks. Genuinely, he's so into you, he would consider just taking care of himself when needed to not put you out. He would take the romantic relationship over a sexual. Even with his more... carnal, animal tendencies.

There's a slim possibility he could even interpret your hesitation as not wanting that from him. It would get to the point that if you did ask, he'd insist you don't have to if you don't want to. He gets it.

Once you explain, however, he feels kind of silly about it? Not that you're silly or your concerns are silly, but that it was really just you trying to be nice vs. anything about himself. He might even joke "Because of course it had to be all about me, huh, sha?"

Tell him in the future. If he's not in the mood, he'll just tell you. The chances of that are fairly slim, though. Unless something is actually going on, he's more than happy to indulge in that wild side. Wanna go for a ride? He's not gonna complain about seeing you bounce on his cock.

Bane

He himself is fairly mindful (or at least tries to be) of things like this, so he understands. Everyone has needs and these needs should be fulfilled when possible- Whether with a partner or on their own. Plus, he'll make it clear there will be times he's not around. Whether because he's been incarcerated or his has business in other places too dangerous for you to attend...

It isn't something he would like per say or want, but he would be okay if you sought out those needs safely with a third party- Is that what this is about? He wants to be very clear and understanding on all levels of your relationship. That's just the kind of partner he is.

If it really is just a matter of feeling like you're imposing on him, he'll let you know it's not a worry. Typically speaking, even if he's not really in the mood himself, he's more than pleased to help you out. Whether it's a spicy phone call when he's away or... a helping hand between your legs when you are together- He doesn't want you to feel as if you're a bother.

In moments where he's truly unavailable either emotionally or physically, he'll just tell you. You're both adults. While some might not be able to handle these conversations with grace, he is not one of those people.

Harley Quinn

Probably the most appreciative of the gesture. She is also usually dtf most of the time but when she's off, she is off and doesn't want to feel hounded. Not that you would do that, of course, but... It's very sweet you're considerate of that. She's certainly had her fair share of partners that have tried to push even after she said she wasn't in the mood.

She would be delighted to eliminate your fear of imposition by hitting on you at every possible opportunity. If she senses that she for some reason is getting too much, she'll try to pull back but considering everything that's happened in her life, she's not shy. She's going to encourage you to not be shy, either! Be comfortable. The two of you can get real snug as a bug in each other's skin.

I think she'd really get off on seeing how long she could make that libido last. She's got a collection of fun toys you can sit on, get plugged into, whatever your fancy- She'll mark how many times you've cum in lipstick on your thighs. Or maybe you can do the same to her. It's all in good fun.

Expect spank bank pinup photos for when she's away or in an off mood. She's got you covered, sugarpop!

[venusbyline]

Hey guys, I'm Vênus (she/her). This is my new ff blog and requests are already open!

I really like writing dark, smut and/or angst contents for s/o x female readers.

Almost all the characters and artists I'll write for are tagged. Feel free to send me your writing requests on my ask. (ps¹: practically i'll write for all Jacob Elordi and Ryan Gosling's characters, there just wasn't enough space in the tags).

So don't be shy... I'm a member of the "toxic characters stan" too <3

ps²: some characters besides the other characters of Ryan Gosling and Jacob Elordi that I didn't put in the tags but that I can also write for:

Scream: Ethan Landry, Billy Loomis, Stu Macher.

Euphoria: Rue Bennet, Jules Vaughn, Ethan Lewis, Lexi Howard, Chris McKay, Fezco.

Hunger Games: Lucy Gray Baird, Katniss Everdeen, Sejanus Plinth, Johanna Mason, Treech, Clemensia Dovecote, Tigris Snow, Haymitch Abernathy.

MCU: Tom Holland!Peter Parker & Andrew Garfield!Peter Parker, Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanoff, Wanda Maximoff.

Daisy Jones & The Six: Eddie Roundtree, Daisy Jones, Camila Dunne.

The Vampire Diaries: Stefan Salvatore, Damon Salvatore, Silas, Rebekah Mikaelson, Katherine Pierce.

Margot Robbie: Barbie, Harley Quinn.

Gossip Girl: Chuck Bass, Nate Archibald, Carter Baizen, Blair Waldorf.

YOU: Love Quinn, Joe Goldberg.

Harry Potter: Cedric Diggory, Hermione Granger, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Sirius Black.

Grey's Anatomy: Jackson Avery, Derek Shepherd, Mark Sloan, Alex Karev.

Outer Banks: Rafe Cameron, JJ Maybank.

Anyway, more characters can be added here over time!

[lily-radiance]

Random fic headcanons and ideas:

TWD season two Daryl Dixon with an S/O who's in trouble

Both loners

MC is not from Georgia

Early 20s MC dating mid-30s Daryl

She knows how to shoot archery bows but not crossbows

Touch-starved

Andrea considers MC like another younger sibling

Everyone advises Daryl not to go for you and vice versa

When Rick, Hershel, and Glenn go to the bar, MC accompanies them. Daryl only goes when Lori tells him that you are in danger.

Carol gives him advice

Andrea and Lori warn him if he breaks your heart, he's a dead man.

RE4 Leon with a high school best friend who became an Umbrella Scientist.

MC was initially training for the force with Leon but dropped out to find another passion

She wants to help people but gets pulled into Umbrella’s dark research

Leon caught a glimpse of her at the end of RE2 but couldn't be sure if it was her.

Ashley doesn't trust MC, but Leon ignores it

Both have combat experience and have undergone physical conditioning

MC does not have Las Plagas

Krauser spars with MC, causing Leon to jump in.

Krauser asks Leon to choose between you and Ashley.

IDK if Leon would be sweet here or a Yandere.

Arkham Movie Trilogy Jonathan Crane, Harley Quinn, and Poison Ivy x Psychiatrist reader

This story is currently in progress!!!

Reader works at Arkham Asylum

Friends with Bruce Wayne

Knows about his alter ego and occasionally helps him solve cases

Reader believes Bruce should do more with his money to benefit Gotham

Combines Heath Ledger’s Joker with Margot Robbie’s Harley Quinn

The reader was in the same major as Harley in college, and the two dated briefly

Harley constantly teases the reader when she catches wind of a new crush

You try to ignore her, but eventually can't as she warns you that the doctor is deadlier than he lets on

You brush it off, too fond of your coworker to accept the notion that he can hurt you

Bruce doesn't like your new counterpart, picking up a destructive energy that screams guilty

In defiance, you decide to bring your beaux to one of many parties and get on your friend’s last nerve.

A kiss is shared in front of the crowd, some murmuring complaints while others smile. You wish to stay in Jonathan’s arms, but the moment is interrupted as Bruce pulls you aside

Naturally, two upper-class socialites fighting in front of an audience calls for bad publicity, but not on your part

“If you keep this up, you'll become a sewer rat criminal just like the rest!”

Luckily, you decided to wear a few rings to accentuate your outfit. Not only do you look stunning, but you reel back and land a brutal slap on his cheek. Yet that doesn't hurt as much as your following words.

“How dare you, Bruce. How dare you scrutinize what you can never understand. Thomas and Martha would be ashamed of you, and you, of all people, know they were difficult to rattle. Next time you need anything, ask someone who gives a shit.”

Your friend has to watch in shock as you exit the home, arm linked with a man he despises. Even in disagreeable situations, you manage to exhibit grace and elegance. It's the beginning of a new era and the opportunity to forget the complex life of the wealthy.

“Is your hand alright, (Y/N)? Better yet, are you okay?”

Never underestimate a psychiatrist to get into your head. He walks you to the car, watching your lips tremble in the darkness. You meet his stare, and one thought crosses your mind: kissing him sounds lovely. The doctor is efficient at picking up social cues, leaning down to meet your lips, and extinguishing the frigid temperature.

“As long as I'm with you, Jonathan. I can do anything with you by my side, no matter the risks.”

I want to make the reader an anti-hero vigilante with the “Grim Reaper” theme. Supernatural powers in Batman don't really occur so I will brainstorm. Most villains are the work of genetic experiments gone wrong so maybe I'll work with that?

JD(Heathers 1989) dating the reader

You are friends with Veronica and the despicable Heathers

Instead of going along with their charades, you often argue and challenge Heather Chandler

She constantly threatens your social standing but knows that the campus would easily choose you over her.

Purple color coded

JD can't help but admire your tenacity as you begrudgingly follow Veronica to the table, attempting to stop the girl from doing Heather’s bidding.

When you walk over, he seems uninterested in the girl speaking to him, instead transfixed on your disinterested attitude. Unknowingly, you lick your lips, tasting lip gloss and wiping some glitter away. When you lock eyes, you swear your heart stops beating, drawn to his carefree attitude.

Veronica says a few words to you, trying to convince you to let her administer the lunch poll

As she talks, you playfully roll your eyes, causing the delinquent to smirk in your direction. He hides a chuckle from breaking out, finding your careless joking funny given the circumstances. When Veronica walks off, it allows you to sit across from the newcomer, albeit a little too eagerly.

“Mind if I ask for a smoke? I'm dying from boredom.”

“Sure, I could never say no to a girl like you. I’m guessing you’ve been trying to break from those devils all day.”

He lights your cigarette as you take it between your teeth, enjoying the visual more than he lets on.

“It's all thanks to you, my knight in obsidian armor.”

[montimer]

Can i request, 04 joker, batman beyond joker returns joker, and harley quinn joker with an s/o that loves playing with his hair. Like, it's just soothing to them in a way to comb their fingers through his hair softly at home. My request is based off of your joker has fluffy hair post.

Yess :] i'll add tnba one too. Also sorry its short

Bbjr,tnba,hqas,2004

Joker x reader who likes playing w/ his hair

Batman beyond joker

He'll be confused at first. Feeling ur fingers gently brush trough his hair. Almost like petting him

He'll turns to you and put his head to ur chest. Enjoying the moment.

Every time you does it he'll be so soft towards you.

Tnba joker

He loves it! The first time you do it he'll jump into ur arms.

He might blush even.

This man loves any attention you give him.

He'll melt on the spot.

He will held you close to him.

Hqas joker

Oh be careful he just made his hair this morning! Wait no don't stop petting his hair..

He loves it.

He'll lean closer. He can really relax while it.

He has this satisfied smile on his face the whole time.

2004 joker

He has such a long hair. Ofc you want to touch it.

He'll start cuddling you.

He can get used to this.

He will snuggle into ur neck.

If he could purr he would rn.

[alliddewrites]

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[froggibus]

First off anon ask! (We'll see how often this happens qq) been having some AWFUL cramps and saw your reqs opened for DC hurt/comfort stuff and I know you've got a LOT on your plate so please take your time but if you're up to write Harley Quinn Hcs with an s/o who kinda like.. bottles everything up until it's literally the smallest thing is the last straw? (I'm so not projecting ((also fr take your time, you deserve rest)))

Burn Out - Harley Quinn

Pairing: Harley Quinn x gn! reader

Genre: fluff, hurt/comfort

Summary: your girlfriend tries to comfort you after a particularly bad week

CW: established relationship, stress, burn out, violence, reader has nondescript stomach cramps, typical harley chaos, possibly ooc (its been so long since i read/watched anything with her in it :,)

hey wren! thanks so much for sending this req in (& I hope you’re feeling better now ^^) your ideas are always so fun to write and so creative 💓💓 you always bring me so much comfort so hopefully i can do the same for you ^.^

Harley can definitely tell when something starts to bother you

she was a psychiatrist, give her some credit here

when she notices you getting a stressed out or down on yourself, she’ll prompt you the best she can to talk about it

of course when you wave her off with a smile and insist it’s fine, she doesn’t argue

that doesn’t stop her from noticing the tension in your shoulders and the way you grit your teeth at every minor inconvenience

even things that don’t usually bother you get on your nerves (like the insane amount of glitter she leaves in her wake)

she tries to ease your tension with silly jokes, and if that doesn’t work, she’ll do a more hands on approach

(read: violence)

the final straw is when you’re already having a really bad day and then your stomach has the audacity to start hurting

Harley comes home from…whatever it is she does & sees you curled up in a ball half-dead

she jumps into action so quickly you’d almost think Supes was in the room

totally legally acquires you your fave dinner & snacks

brings you your dinner in bed & sits with you, rubbing slow circles on your back while you eat

pulls out some old tricks from her psych days to try and get you to let it all out

you break down crying in her arms ranting about the silliest (but valid) thing

“I’m so stressed and my cramps are so bad and I haven’t been sleeping well and—”

she’s the queen of reassurance

she’ll hold you in her arms & draw little shapes on your back with her fingers, rubbing your head until your sobs start to slow

once you’ve thoroughly gotten it out of your system, she’s planting you on the couch with a pint of ice cream & putting on your favorite movies

meanwhile she’s calling your work & telling them you won’t be coming in tomorrow (and if they have a problem with it, she’ll settle it hands on)

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HARLEY QUINN SMUT ALPHABET

harley quinn x fem! reader

harley has taken over my life recently LMFAOOO so i just had to write something for her 🫶 hope y’all enjoy :)

this is nsfw, my blog is 18+, so if you’re a minor dni!

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

harley might not seem like she’d be into aftercare, but she definitely takes the time to see what you need and make sure you get it, whether that be just cuddles or a shower.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

i’m honestly not sure what body part harley likes on herself. i think her hands and face are contenders, though.

as for her partner, i think she likes her partner’s thighs & boobs. she loves to tease her partner in those areas.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

harley likes to cum on your face and also loves it when you cum on hers.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

i really don’t think harley really has a dirty secret, she just seems like a very open person when it comes to sex.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

harley is definitely experienced. she has been with both men and women, and is experienced with both.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

harley is pretty much into anything, but i get the feeling she likes 69 the most.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

harley definitely has the potential to be a little bit of both, but she generally errs on the goofier side just a little.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) 

harley is a very unserious person, but when she is actually serious enough to be intimate it’s very sweet.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

harley definitely gets herself off whenever she’s away from you or just in general. you’ve caught her quite a few times.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

harley has pretty much every kink in the book besides the gross shit like piss and feet and all that. she loves overstimulation, though, both receiving and giving.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

harley has been with you in all sorts of places, public and private. she’s absolutely fearless when it comes to public sex, though. you’ve lost count of the amount of times she’s gotten you off under the table.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

pretty much anything you do will get her going, but i think seeing you be assertive might be a big one.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

harley might spank you for fun, but she really wouldn’t do anything that would actually hurt you.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

i honestly don’t think harley really has a preference here, she loves giving and receiving head equally. she’s very good at giving it though. knows all the right spots.

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

i think harley tends to be more on the rougher side, just because she’s so enthusiastic and energetic and that transfers into her pace, but she’s definitely doing her best to be mindful of the way you’re feeling and making sure she’s not hurting you.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

harley would definitely be game for a quickie. i do think she’d be more into proper sex, because there’s more space and time to actually have fun, but you’ve had more than a few quickies together.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

harley definitely takes risks in the bedroom. with your consent, of course.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

i think harley would have a decent stamina, she’d probably be able to last 3-4 rounds, 5 if you really push her. if she’s really trying to focus her attention on you, she’ll hold back her own orgasm to prioritize yours.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

harley definitely owns toys and loves using them both on herself and you. she’s got the strap.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

harley is a big tease, but she will eventually get impatient and end up giving you what you want.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

harley is a big moaner. she giggles sometimes too, if the moment is appropriate, but she definitely is on the louder side of things.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

i feel like harley’s stolen sex toys and lingerie before, and then come home with it all as a surprise for you.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

harley has a pretty high sex drive, that’s just the way she is.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

i definitely think harley would make sure you’re comfortable before she sleeps, but it really depends on how many rounds you’ve gone for.

[redr0sewrites]

Dc Masterlist Pt 2

Jason Todd:

i love you most - Jason comforting his s/o during an anxiety attack - angst to fluff/sfw

Werewolf!Jason Todd imagine - smut/nsfw

Strong!Inexperienced!Sub Imagine - nsfw/smut

Jason Todd x Fem!reader - 2k event prompt: "i wish you saw yourself the way that i see you" - nsfw/smut

Harley Quinn:

Harley x fem!reader thirst - fucking her w your biggest strap - nsfw/smut

(my first dc masterlist was tweaking out so. yippee. heres another. idk why it won't let me update the first one but whatever. sigh. )

[arcadiabaytornado]

Halloween Costume Ideas For Pricefield And Amberprice

Pricefield

A: Max: Pirate Chloe: Another Pirate (Of course!)

B: Max: Superhero Chloe: Sidekick

C: Max: Chloe Chloe: Max

D: Max: 10th Doctor Chloe: Rose Tyler (With her blue leather jacket outfit.)

E: Max: A Nerd Chloe: A Basketball Player

F: Max: Magicians Assistant Chloe: Magician

More Undercut

G: Max: A Photographer Chloe: Skater

H: Max: Velma Chloe: Shaggy

I: Max: Lumberjack Chloe: Lesbian Flannel Stereotype

J: Max: Deer Chloe: Deer Hunter

K: Max: Private Investigator Chloe: Witness

L: Max: Ghost Investigator Chloe: Ghost

M: Max: An Archeologist Chloe: A Skeleton

Amberprice

N: Rachel: Mermaid Chloe: Pirate

O: Rachel: Barbie Chloe: Allan

P: Rachel: Poison Ivy Chloe: Harley Quinn

Q: Rachel: Vampire Chloe: Werewolf

R: Rachel: The President Chloe: Secret Service Agent

S: Rachel: Ghost Chloe: Zombie

T: Rachel: Belle (From Beauty And The Beast) Chloe: Taco (Get it? Taco Belle.)

U: Rachel: Princess Chloe: Knight

V: Rachel: Sally Chloe: Jack Skellington

W: Rachel: Chucky Chloe: Tiffany

X: Rachel: Flapper Chloe: Cowboy

Y: Chloe: Butterfly Rachel: Raven

Z: Rachel: Witch Chloe: Cat

[chaoticsomeone]

Bats and their Grisha!S/O

Headcanon

All are different Grishas and their S/O's

+Selina x Bruce x You polygamy

So sorry But i cant write Duke even tho I want to

Richard "Dick" Grayson

Already showed you off in a few galas before

He doesn't really tell anyone the fact you're a squaller(control of storms and air)

Only mentions you as a squaller once when he was arguing with Tim over whos the better couple, you and him and Bernard and Tim

"Yeah?? My S/O can summon storm and lightnings!"

"YEAH? PROVE IT!!" - Tim

"FINE! I'll get them to show you at tomorrow's family dinner"

When he went to your apartment that night he told you abt the fact that you'd have to come tomorrow night to his family dinner

To be fair you only knew of Babs, Bruce and Jason

You donned your blue and black kefta to show that you were Dick's and that you're a powerful squaller

After dinner you all went to the roof and you summoned a storm just above the roof and made the lightning create a sentence "I love Dick Grayson"

Let's admit it Dick will always brag about it

And Dick really wanted to perform a trick so he leapt to the edge of the building without his suit trusting you would use your powers to keep him afloat and get back up safely

Bruce asks you to maybe join future operations and missions

Jason Todd

You're definitely a heartrender

He as Redhood when he was attacking gang members of Harley Quinn and Joker you helped him while peacefully eating your favorite food

He saw you literally stop peoples heart and made the people he's fighting struggle to breathe and having a heart attack

He thanked you and came to you the next day as Jason

You kicked it off instantly because you two fell inlove at first sight

After around 5 months into your relationship he finally decided to tell the family (the girls already knew since they saw you and him going to the library together and sometimes kissing)

He told everyone how you had the power to manipulate people's organs and body

The night Jay told you that tomorrow is going to be the day of a family dinner which you were invited to you were nervous but excited

You came with a red&black kefta and a dragon-scale amplifier around your neck

Jason practically says you're the best and keeps helping him heal hide his scars. (Yes you could act as a tailor)

Forever from then the batfam accepted you and gave you a spot as the bats' Redclaw knocking down enemies with a light hand movement

Barbara Gordon

When Batgirl fell into the ocean when Joker almost killed her. You, a random bystander suddenly got the courage to run and help her

She was worried and told you to run

Until she realized you were helping her get on her feets by drying her off and getting the ocean to be helping you.

She thanked you and asked for your name after

She promised to keep in contact with you and gave you a good name to the Bats of Gotham

You secretly squealed inside because the batgirl you had a crush on actually said to put in a good word and to meet you tomorrow

When she came as Babs you fell and fell inlovee

She was so nice and brought you to the Batfam Dinner one night to ask you to be one of them.

She surprised you by calling you her date/s/o.

You were again a blushing mess

The others asked for proof and babs took the chance to splash the person besides her which was sadly Jason

Jason got mad but she told him how you could dry him off in mere seconds

And you did not dissapoint

The Bats accepted you and helped arranged a proposal of marriage between you and babs

Even though really quick Babs and You were ready and were deeply inlove even though she doesn't really show it.

Cassandra Cain

You were being chased down by her because Bruce had sent her to get you and to keep eyes on you after once learning your skill in tempering with Chemistry, to make sure you aren't using it for bad intentions

When her eyes met yours she fell inlove

She always thought your purple outfits were always so charming

You were really nice and handed yourself in to her and you and her are practically a blushing mess

When you calmed down you told her about you being an Alkemi and all

She told Bruce about you having powers, so Bruce made you a small house with a lab in it besides the manor for you so he could keep close eye on you

Cass visits you everyday

You two finally decides to date

She incorporated purple into her outfit everyday to remind herself of you

You were brought to the next night's family dinner as her "date" rather than as a neighbor

You two told everyone you were dating each other

Everyone supported

At the table you showed them a few tricks

Like using your powers to burn stuff or change the color of some items

They all approved of you and Cass' relationship

Eversince that Dinner you were tasked to create formulas and weapons for the team

And to come every now and then to go agaisnt Bane and Poison Ivy

You'd only go on missions with your Knight, Cass

Tim Drake

He met you when he saw you walking into the library he was working in

You asked him whether or not she could sit near him even though its almost every table is empty

When he really payed attention to you he had experienced butterflies in his stomach fluttering louder than ever

He noticed his RedRobin symbol on your backpack and asked you about it

You told him you just adored RedRobin

More and More butterflies

It turned into a crush and he finally gathered the courage to ask you to meet his family

Before that he revealed himself as RedRobina and you basically swooned over him

He promised to make you two official at tonight's dinner (he arranged his sister and brothers to help)

You then told him how you were a talented Tailor

He thought you were a outfit tailor yk

When you walked up to him and touched his face you cleared up his eye bags

You decided to give him a chaste kiss aswell

He was a blushing mess all the way to the dinner

Everyone surprised you and Tim asked you to be his Girl/Boyfriend

Bruce was nice as you always thought he was and you were so happy to meet all the heroes of Gotham

Babs asked you to show her how you were able to 'tailor' someone's appearence

You showed her by grabbing Jason and moving your hand acrossed his face and getting rid of his scars

Tim was jealous so he grabbed you by the waist and they all laughed

He'd eventually let you go and you got rid of the tailoring on Jason

The bats would often stop by your apartment asking you to hide their scars and such almost every night

Stephanie Brown

It was simply really, She met you when she was running her usual morning runs

She saw you from acrossed the street and gathered the courage to ask you out

It went well and after a month or two of getting to know each other you two were dating

And after 4 months she asked you to join the family dinner where she showed you that she was the one and only Spoiler, secretly your favorite hero

YOU ACTUALLY SQUEALED OUT LOUD

She was laughing and blushing

You two were so happy together

And you told her how you could control fire with ease

Even without any flammables near you

You managed to take the hydrogen off of water and turn it into a flame

It was a trick used at the dinner and everyone loves you

You were the nicest and outgoing person and so was Steph

You two were soulmates

Damian Wayne

You met him when he was in the league, you were a young shadow summoner

He thought when he left that he'd never see you again until he met you confused as you stepped into his school

He instantly greeted you and the flame begin to reignite between you two

After 2 years you asked him to be your boyfriend

You helped train him and sometimes help in missions by disguising him as shadow (Bruce isn't aware of you joining in every mission with Damian)

When Damian told the Jason about you by accident Jason instantly shouted to everyone

"THE DEMON HAS A GIRL/BOYFRIEND!! AND THEY HAVE POWERS!!"

He was forced to invite you for the next family dinner

When the night arrived the evening you were picking out which kefta to wear. You ended up a Black kefta with an embroidened Damian's robin symbol

You were ecstatic and anxious

But it all went away and you were happy talking with everyone

You and Cass instantly 'clicked'

You showed everyone what you were capable

You even managed to create a Volcra then making it dissapear

You're now an official powerful asset to the bat family as The Darkling

+ Damian always always always brags about being able to pull you and Jason being too "undateable"

Jason always says you deserve better than a demon

Bruce Wayne

He met you when he saw you secretly assisting him in some missions

You'd be blinding an enemy from hidden locations

He'd always see a small ray of light from odd locations

After investigating he found out it was you, you told him about being a light summoner and all

After a few months you secretly dated him but the other batfam members catched on quickly

They support

And they were soo.. whats the word.. think you're awesome. You'd always helped THE batman

When he finally brought you to a family dinner you'd show them all your powers

You were happy with them all and sort of became their mom

+Selina Kyle(polygamy w bruce)

She always bragged how she found you first and asked you out first

She asked you one day when you two are on a date whether or not you'd be open to a polygamy with THE bruce wayne.

You agreed and thought she was lying

But oh boy you were glad she didnt

You three were inseperable if not acting as antiheroes or vigilantes. You were always a mix of both as a Durast

You'd sometimes go on heists with Catwoman opening and manipulating materials like steel or even titanium with easee and making it like it never was touched.

And other times you'd create bullets and other weaponry out of your surroundings when helping Batman

The batfam kids always knew of Selina x Bruce but when they brought you along the family dinner they were shocked

Damian thought Selina was cheating on Bruce.

But at the end you'd always been like a second mother to them

You'd create stuff for them on a daily basis leaving random gifts sometimes

[eludin-realm]

Character Name Ideas (Male)

So I've been browsing through BehindTheName (great resource!) recently and have compiled several name lists. Here are some names, A-Z, that I like. NOTE: If you want to use any of these please verify sources, meanings etc, I just used BehindTheName to browse and find all of these. Under the cut:

A: Austin, Aiden, Adam, Alex, Angus, Anthony, Archie, Argo, Ari, Aric, Arno, Atlas, August, Aurelius, Alexei, Archer, Angelo, Adric, Acarius, Achilou, Alphard, Amelian, Archander B: Bodhi, Bastian, Baz, Beau, Beck, Buck, Basil, Benny, Bentley, Blake, Bowie, Brad, Brady, Brody, Brennan, Brent, Brett, Brycen C: Cab, Cal, Caden, Cáel, Caelan, Caleb, Cameron, Chase, Carlos, Cooper, Carter, Cas, Cash, Cassian, Castiel, Cedric, Cenric, Chance, Chandler, Chaz, Chad, Chester, Chet, Chip, Christian, Cillian, Claude, Cicero, Clint, Cody, Cory, Coy, Cole, Colt, Colton, Colin, Colorado, Colum, Conan, Conrad, Conway, Connor, Cornelius, Creed, Cyneric, Cynric, Cyrano, Cyril, Cyrus, Crestian, Ceric D: Dallas, Damien, Daniel, Darach, Dash, Dax, Dayton, Denver, Derek, Des, Desmond, Devin, Dewey, Dexter, Dietrich, Dion, Dmitri, Dominic, Dorian, Douglas, Draco, Drake, Drew, Dudley, Dustin, Dusty, Dylan, Danièu E: Eadric, Evan, Ethan, Easton, Eddie, Eddy, Einar, Eli, Eilas, Eiljah, Elliott, Elton, Emanuel, Emile, Emmett, Enzo, Erik, Evander, Everett, Ezio F: Faolán, Faron, Ferlin, Felix, Fenrir, Fergus, Finley, Finlay, Finn, Finnian, Finnegan, Flint, Flip, Flynn, Florian, Forrest, Fritz G: Gage, Gabe, Grady, Grant, Gray, Grayson, Gunnar, Gunther, Galahad H: Hale, Harley, Harper, Harvey, Harry, Huey, Hugh, Hunter, Huxley I: Ian, Ianto, Ike, Inigo, Isaac, Isaias, Ivan, Ísak J: Jack, Jacob, Jake, Jason, Jasper, Jax, Jay, Jensen, Jed, Jeremy, Jeremiah, Jesse, Jett, Jimmie, Jonas, Jonas, Jonathan, Jordan, Josh, Julien, Jovian, Jun, Justin, Joseph, Joni, K: Kaden, Kai, Kale, Kane, Kaz, Keane, Keaton, Keith, Kenji, Kenneth, Kent, Kevin, Kieran, Kip, Knox, Kris, Kristian, Kyle, Kay, Kristján, Kristófer L: Lamont, Lance, Landon, Lane, Lars, László, Laurent, Layton, Leander, Leif, Leo, Leonidas, Leopold, Levi, Lewis, Louie, Liam, Liberty, Lincoln, Linc, Linus, Lionel, Logan, Loki, Lucas, Lucian, Lucio, Lucky, Luke, Luther, Lyall, Lycus, Lykos, Lyle, Lyndon, Llewellyn, Landri, Laurian, Lionç M: Major, Manny, Manuel, Marcus, Mason, Matt, Matthew, Matthias, Maverick, Maxim, Memphis, Midas, Mikko, Miles, Mitch, Mordecai, Mordred, Morgan, Macari, Maïus, Maxenci, Micolau, Miro N: Nate, Nathan, Nathaniel, Niall, Nico, Niels, Nik, Noah, Nolan, Niilo, Nikander, Novak, O: Oakley, Octavian, Odin, Orlando, Orrick, Ǫrvar, Othello, Otis, Otto, Ovid, Owain, Owen, Øyvind, Ozzie, Ollie, Oliver, Onni P: Paisley, Palmer, Percival, Percy, Perry, Peyton, Phelan, Phineas, Phoenix, Piers, Pierce, Porter, Presley, Preston, Pacian Q: Quinn, Quincy, Quintin R: Ragnar, Raiden, Ren, Rain, Rainier, Ramos, Ramsey, Ransom, Raul, Ray, Roy, Reagan, Redd, Reese, Rhys, Rhett, Reginald, Remiel, Remy, Ridge, Ridley, Ripley, Rigby, Riggs, Riley, River, Robert, Rocky, Rokas, Roman, Ronan, Ronin, Romeo, Rory, Ross, Ruairí, Rufus, Rusty, Ryder, Ryker, Rylan, Riku, Roni S: Sammie, Sammy, Samuel, Samson, Sanford, Sawyer, Scout, Seán, Seth, Sebastian, Seymour, Shane, Shaun, Shawn, Sheldon, Shiloh, Shun, Sid, Sidney, Silas, Skip, Skipper, Skyler, Slade, Spencer, Spike, Stan, Stanford, Sterling, Stevie, Stijn, Suni, Sylvan, Sylvester T: Tab, Tad, Tanner, Tate, Tennessee, Tero, Terrance, Tevin, Thatcher, Tierno, Tino, Titus, Tobias, Tony, Torin, Trace, Trent, Trenton, Trev, Trevor, Trey, Troy, Tripp, Tristan, Tucker, Turner, Tyler, Ty, Teemu U: Ulric V: Valerius, Valor, Van, Vernon, Vespasian, Vic, Victor, Vico, Vince, Vinny, Vincent W: Wade, Walker, Wallis, Wally, Walt, Wardell, Warwick, Watson, Waylon, Wayne, Wes, Wesley, Weston, Whitley, Wilder, Wiley, William, Wolfe, Wolfgang, Woody, Wulfric, Wyatt, Wynn X: Xander, Xavier Z: Zachary, Zach, Zane, Zeb, Zebediah, Zed, Zeke, Zeph, Zaccai

[sweetlikehoneystingslikeabee]

Could I request harley quinn with an introverted s/o hcs? -🌹🦢

"Introverted S/O" Harley Quinn x Reader

You sure can, my lovely swan! I'm not sure why but some asks keep showing up only on mobile in my ask box? This one was one of them! Tumblr, trying to prevent me from doing My Work. Functional fucking website, I guess.

TW: None

First things first, everything out on the table. Harley is a firecracker and a bundle of excitement. Her energy is charged by people, and she can (accidentally) leave you in the dust. If you're falling behind, just let her know!

She'll be very upfront that she doesn't want you to go out if you don't want to. However, just be aware sometimes that means she's going out without you. Jealousy is poison to a relationship, so if it's something you struggle with, it'll have to be resolved one way or another.

Sometimes, she can get too swept up being the life of the party and overcharge her "battery" to explosion. She fizzles out and needs to relax, laying her head in your lap cuddling on the couch, watching reruns of old TV shows you guys both like.

Just don't expect these moments to last for long. She loves spending time with you and staying in! But she gets antsy if she's cooped up too long. It's a reason Arkham can get her very irritable and clawing at the walls, so to speak.

If you DO go out to events with her, she's not leaving you alone. No, no, she'll make sure you're comfortable the entire time and meeting people in a non-overwhelming way. Probably try to find a party dog/cat if there is one. Party pets are usually an introverts' dreams.

And if you do retract a little and stay on your phone a lot, that's okay, too! She respects your boundaries as a person and everyone else better too or she'll break their face ♡

Sincerely, if anyone gives you too much guff about being introverted in a way that's uncomfortable, she WILL step in and go on a psychology rant. How your needs not only matter, but should be validated in a group/social setting. So you got restrictions! Everybody's got restrictions! She doesn't see someone poking at YOUR soft spots, Sharon! So back the hell off!

[meetmyothersouls]

the dr one pleaseeeeee with harley quinn and the joker 🃏 👩‍⚕️

You got it ❤️

Red (The Dr. Is In)

Warnings: psych ward, crazy/insane Timothee (Joker x Harley Quinn vibes), mentions of voices, death and dark themes

You pop a pill, taking note that it’s 2am. 

These pills keep you sane. They keep the voices away, and you couldn’t do your job without them. How could you help fix people if the voices in your head were telling you to stab them with screwdrivers or pop their eyeballs out with the plastic spoons from the cafeteria? 

A knock at the door snaps you out a daze you’ve be in and out of all evening. It’s you’re week to work the late shift, and to say it’s not your favorite would be a massive understatement. You’re tired and grumpy, and hospitals at night are fucking creepy. St. Matthews hasn’t always required late shifts from the psychiatrists, but there’s a new patient that’s making the others a bit...restless.

 You take a big gulp of coffee, wiping it from your chin as the now cold liquid dribbled from the cup. “Yes?” You call from your chair, trying your best not to sound startled.

A nurse pops her head in. Sue Ann. She’s used to the night shift, you can tell by the exorbitant amount of energy she has at 2:30am. Her light blue scrubs that are two sizes too small makes you roll your eyes. She chews her gum loudly and glances down at her clip board. 

“You’ve got a patient in room 204.” 

“204?” Your fingers clack rapidly on the keys of your computer as you pull up the patient’s file. The computer filters through a couple hundred patients until patient 204′s file is the only one to choose from. You click on the little folder and the patient’s picture as well as a lengthy report about his medical and mental history takes over the screen. You hold your breath as you look at his photo. He is...disarmingly handsome and it’s almost sinful. He doesn’t look crazy, or at least he doesn’t in the photo. You note his smile and a small psychotic glint in his eye. Like he was capable of snapping at any minute while the photo was being taken.  “He’s not supposed to be seen until tomorrow morning. Is this urgent?”

“You, uh, you should probably see for yourself.” Nurse Sue scurries away and you take a few seconds to skim the file, taking note of his name. It’s always better to address them by their name than calling them “a patient” or nothing at all. There’s something about being in a psych ward that is dehumanizing enough, no need to make it worse by treating them as an object.  

Timothee Chalamet. 

You arrive to the room and before entering you hear him talking. There’s nothing coherent about anything he’s saying and you only catch a few fragments of his sentences. 

“Think I’m crazy.”

“Know about crazy.”

“Kill. Stab.” 

Your breath hitches and you step back. Your back touches the wall which elicits  another pathetic gasp from you. He’s cackling both loudly and manically. You look to your left, catching a glimpse of your reflection in the mirror hung on the wall. You never understood why it was hung there. Who’s looking at their reflection here in a hallway lined with rooms containing the criminally and clinically insane? No matter the reason, it hangs there, mocking you. You push your glasses up your nose, hoping it’ll hide the worry evident on your brow. 

A tap on the glass slams your attention back to room 204 and you almost bite your tongue off to hold back the scream forming in the back of your throat. The small rectangular window on the door, reveals him and he’s tapping the glass with his forehead. He’s smiling, and it’s menacing enough to make you regret every psychiatric decision you’ve ever made. 

Timothee Chalamet’s smile fades instantly, the quick change in emotion alarming. “Are you coming in or are you going to stand there looking terrified all night?” He spins and it’s almost comical how his thin body moves in the straight jacket he’s restrained in. 

You swallow hard as shaking hands pull the ring of keys off of your belt loop. When the door opens your shocked at how cold it is inside. You tuck your clip board under your arm and pull your cardigan tighter around your body. Chalamet stands in the far corner of the white room devoid of any decor or objects of any kind. Even while restrained, patients are considered dangerous. 

And this one looks lethal. 

He’s smiling again as he stands in one corner and you stand in another across from him. He looks the same as his picture, aged only slightly. Curly dark hair that is a stark contrast of the white he wears and the white that paints this room. 

There’s so much white. 

He takes a step forward and you instinctively step back, he smiles even wider. This is wrong. You’re supposed to mask any apprehension and here you are feeding your fear to him on a silver platter. 

“Relax. I’m just going to sit.”

He takes small careful steps toward a soft white chair and jerks his head to the one in front of him. You swallow hard. He’s staring at you, taking in every inch of your appearance. You can’t say exactly what he’s thinking, but the hungry look in his eyes gives you a good idea. 

“Mr.-” You glance down at your clipboard as you sit, pretending to not remember his name. “Chalamet.”

“Oh, please.” He gasps, and if he’s arms and hands weren’t wrapped around his body, he’d probably be waving one at you. “Mr. Chalamet is my father. Call me Timothee. Tim. Timmy. Whatever floats that little boat of yours.” His eyes travel up and down your body as he finishes his sentence. 

“Timothee. I’m Dr. Y/N. How are we doing tonight?”

He licks his lips before biting down to pull a stray piece of skin off. “Not so great, Doc.”

“Why’s that? Would you like to talk about it?”

He pulls a leg up and drapes it over the arm of the chair, the action swift and effortless. A quick shake of his head thrusts the curls out of his face.

“Well,” he says, as if he’s choosing from a slew of things to talk about. He gasps as he lands on one. “I’m hearing the voices.” 

You take a minute to jot voices down on your paper. He watches you, unamused. “What are they saying to you, Timothee? The voices.” 

“Your pretty little ears don’t deserve to be tainted with what they have to say,” he answers quickly.

You set your pen down and let out a small chuckle. “Humor me. I’ve heard a lot in my day.” Literally. 

One of Timothee’s eyebrows shoot up and he pulls another piece of skin off of his lips with his teeth. He draws blood this time, but instead of licking it up, it drips down his chin and onto the white straps of his straight jacket. He squirms uncomfortably in it and you feel for him, having been in one yourself many many years ago. 

“Have you been taking your medication, Timothee?” You ask. 

“Of course,” his tone offering mock offense. 

You flip a page on your clip board and tap on it with your pen.

“I see, I can give you a higher dosage of-”

“What do your voices tell you, y/n?” He interrupts you, his question is serious. He looks at you from under his brow. “What about those doctors that didn’t listen to you when you told them you weren’t crazy?”

You open your mouth to speak but nothing comes out. so he keeps talking.

“They just shoved a pill down your throat and gave you a pat on the head, isn’t that right?” 

You’re staring at him and his words are making sense. It’s scaring you. You’re supposed to be the one asking the questions, but you let him continue. 

“These doctors,” he says the word in disgust. “They don’t let you explore your true self. There’s a reason we were chosen. But I don’t need to tell you that. You already know. Oh don’t look at me like that.” 

He stands up and walks over to the couch you’re seated on. It comfortably fits two people but he’s sitting so close, your thighs touch. 

“Don’t look at me like I’m insane. That hurts my feelings,” he pouts before dropping it and instantly changing to a face whose emotion you can’t quite place. “I think you know better than anyone that crazy people are the most interesting people the world has to offer. But they shove pills down our throats and turn us into walking science experiments. ‘Oh this pill. This one  works’ ‘This pill makes him sleepy’ ‘this one makes him a little bit stabby’,” He mocks in a high pitched nasally tone each one more aggressive than the last. “How are they able to tell us what’s right and what isn’t just because they don’t hear the same things we do?”

You shake your head, snapping yourself out of the trance like state you feel yourself slipping into. “N-no, it’s not real. They’re not real--the voices. They’re something your mind conjures up due to trauma, Timothee. Your mind creates them as a form of comfort.” 

He’s still sitting close and he spreads his legs wider, shifting in his seat. He leans his head back against the chair. “They’ve just blinded you is all.” 

“I’m not blind, Timothee.”

“Oh, I think you are. You’ve allowed yourself to be. You’ve let yourself forget the things that have happened to you. The things that broke you. When you should be letting it fuel you.”

“I have mental clarity. I have my sanity, that I’ve worked hard to maintain. I’m sitting here with you having a conversation that-”

“Have you noticed the two dead guys in the corner over there?”

Your eyes snap to each corner of the room, but there’s nothing. No bodies, no blood. He’s lying. 

“There’s no one there. Do you see dead people in the room, Timothee?”

“Look again.”

“No.”

“Why not?”

“Because.” 

He offers you an insidious grin and your eyes betray you. Quickly, they snap over to the corner. And they’re there. Piled on top of one another. Dead and bleeding profusely. One has his eyes gouged out and the other’s stomach is ripped open, his organs spilling out onto the tiled floor. 

You pull yourself into standing position, your clipboard clattering to the floor as you gasp. Timothee is cackling loudly and you feel yourself slipping. 

You smack him and he’s stunned into silence. 

He looks positively benevolent as he glares at you and when that grin creeps back up onto his face, like predator whose successfully lured a victim into their trap, you realize it’s too late.

“Killed them myself,” he says, adjusting his jaw from your slap like it was nothing. “In record time too. I know you think about killing these fuckers, y/n.” He gets close again, shuffling his body against the sofa, until his breath is caressing your face. “Think of what we could do together.” Timothee leans in and inhales deeply against your neck. “Such a pretty smell.”

You should smack him again, or better yet leave the crazy fucker and go home. But you can’t. 

There’s something about this man that feels like home. 

And you’ve already fallen too far. 

“What do those voices tell you, y/n?” His lips brush against yours and you shudder at the touch. 

“Th-they tell me to stab them with screwdrivers.” 

“Mmmm,” Timothee breathes out, as if your sentence was the most orgasmic one he’d ever heard spoken. “Help me out of this straight jacket, princess.” 

He stands and turns his back to you. The layers of velcro straps, belts and zippers exposed to you. It’s not too late to book it, but your hands reach for the first set of straps instead of the door. And before you have a chance to change your mind he’s free.

He spins, showing off his newly freed body to you. He pulls you’re body into his and smashes his lips against yours, the intensity of it almost too much to handle, but you melt into it. Kissing him back with just as much ferocity. 

He pulls away with a noisy smack of his last kiss. Your red lipstick smeared all over his mouth. 

“Come on Princess, let’s paint this bitch red.”

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MasterList - 55

head cannon for Roman demigod - Reggie Mantle x Male Reader

Say Love - Hailee Steinfeld X Male Reader

Under the dusk- Hailee Steinfeld x Male Reader (SMUT)

Big Roles - Hailee Steinfeld x Male Reader

Hailee Steinfeld fluff alphabet

Desperate for the night - Hailee Steinfeld x Male Reader

Keystone - Hailee Steinfeld x Male Reader

Let me sleep with the lights off - Hailee Steinfeld x Male Reader

headcannons for Emma Frost, Laura Kinney, Illyana Rasputin, and Kitty Pyrde being caught cheating by Reader

Being the New Spider-Man and dating Mayday Parker would include.

Laura Kinney, Emma Frost, and Jubilee jealous headcanon

Headconon for being the supreme sorcerer (who has a similar origins to Doctor Strange) and dating Zatanna

Natural Lights - Male Reader/Son X Poison Ivy & Harley Quinn

I will never confess my sins - Yandere Edward Cullen x Male reader

Shadow Flame - Male Reader x Hela

Head Cannon with yandere Hela and her S/O

Hela Yandere Alphabet.

The crown of thorns is heavy - Son! Reader x Hela

With throns to show - Hela x Female Reader G!P (SMUT)

Earth isn’t that bad - Hela x Male Reader

Love on its own - Rogers!Male Reader x Bucky Barnes

Circles - Bucky Barnes x Male Reader

Love Snow - Bucky Barnes x Male Reader

Playboys - Male Reader x Tony Stark x Bucky Barnes x Steve Rogers x Ikaris (SMUT)

Let the sun be lonely - Bucky Barnes x Reader

Newcastle - Merman!Bucky Barnes x Male Reader

Being Bucky Barnes’s boyfriend in the 1940s would include...

Lay back. - Dean Winchester x Male Reader (SMUT)

Faster - Dean Winchester X Male Reader (SMUT)

It begins somewhere - Midnight x Male Reader (SMUT & Mommy Kink)

Light on my ego - Denki Kaminari and Eijiro Kirishima & Male Reader x Naito Monoma x Hitoshi Shinso (SMUT)

Trance Love - Male Reader x Freya Allan