#harriet x elm

[frishbi]

I love this commission so much AHAHAHA

[brokentrafficknight]

Saph's reaction to Jaune bringing his new girlfriend to her house, Elm

[rachetmath]

Emerald: Ruby? Weiss? May I talk to both of you for one minute?

Ruby: Emerald? You want to talk?

Emerald: Yes.

Weiss: With us?

Emerald: Yes. Do you both have the time or not?

Weiss: Um… sure.

Ruby: This is rare so I am curious about how this conversation will go.

Emerald: Okay, good. Now, if you don’t feel comfortable, we can drop this. Alright?

Ruby: Okay.

Weiss: Absolutely.

Emerald: Good. So… which one of you is going to give it up to Jaune?

Weiss: WHAT THE-

Ruby: WHEN DID WE GET TO THIS POINT?! WHEN?!

Emerald: I’m just saying. When are any of you going to give the man something for his efforts?

Weiss: There is no way this is happening. Especially not from you.

Ruby: *looks around*

Emerald: Ruby what are you doing?

Ruby: Checking for cameras and microphones at the very least. But mainly to see if Nora or Blake are hiding anywhere. This is something straight out of their book. 

Emerald: Look, I’m just asking a simple question. Now Ruby I understand considering-

Ruby: No. Stop.

Emerald: I mean-

Ruby: Shut up.

Emerald: Fine. But you Weiss, I don’t understand.

Weiss: Alright look. I somewhat am impressed with Jaune, but I don’t like him like that. We’re just friends.

Ruby: Yeah and so are we!

Emerald: So after everything he’s done for both of you, you don’t think of him as anything other than a friend?

Ruby and Weiss: Yes.

Emerald: Even though he helps both of you. Saves both of you. And kept both your sisters alive.

Ruby: Um…

Weiss: I mean… yeah.

Emerald: Mhmm. Disappointing.

Ruby: Excuse me?

Emerald: I’m just saying I met no one besides Hazel and Mercury who would go that far for me. If I were you girls I try to keep that around.

Weiss: What are you trying to say?

Me: Cinder and Neo may have had a point. You two don’t deserve shit. Ungrateful bitches.

Weiss: Look, Emerald, Ruby and I care about Jaune. Plus, you make it sound like we don’t stand a chance now to get with him.

Emerald: Because you don’t. Especially when you had Jessica ahead of you both.  And she’s not from this universe.

Ruby: How do you know about Jessica?

Emerald: Jaune told me and he didn’t skip the details. 

Ruby: … … um…

Emerald: And he’s older now.

Weiss: But not as mature.

Emerald: How so? I mean, he cares about others. And he’s responsible. How does that not count as being mature?

Weiss: Well he yelled at Ruby.

Emerald: Did he have a reason?

Ruby: He was always angry and frustrated.

Emerald: Again did he have a reason?

Ruby and Weiss: Yes.

Emerald: Okay, look, if you girls don’t want him fine. Just don’t be mad when another woman decides to claim him. 

Ruby: Pfft like who?

Emerald: I don’t know. Maybe just any girl willing to put up with him. Help him. And unlike Pyrrha would take any opportunity to seal the deal. Maybe Winter. Elm. Me. Harriet. Possibly any one better.

Ruby: Hold on what you say.

Emerald: I said what I said.

Weiss: Emerald, you are no older than us. 

Emerald: I mean I can wait and if it doesn’t work out I’ll find someone new. But again… what about you Schnee cause I believe your chances are slim.

Weiss: What? 

Emerald: Because you are basic.

Weiss: Basic? Oh, I will show you ‘basic’.

Ruby: No, Weiss. Calm down. No.

Weiss: Let me go, Ruby. 

Emerald: Well I am going to take my leave. Later losers.

Weiss: I KILL YOU!!

[dragonotaku-justineverything]

Okay Jaune you gotta tell me.

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Who is the roughest in bed between Harriet an Elm? Who makes you pass out quicker or breaks the bed faster Hmmmm?

I get too carried away sometimes with asks. 2900 words exactly with this one! Hope you enjoy! It's been a long time in the making.

Jaune felt his throat dry up with nervousness and fear as he was asked that question. His extreme nervousness was elevated because the two women in question were sitting right in front of him. The fear was from them staring at him without looking away, both expecting and waiting for him to answer as well.

Harriet was leaning back on the couch in front of him nonchalantly, arms resting on top of the back of the couch, and smirking at him. An expectant look was very present in her dark pink eyes. She had her left leg resting on top of her right knee, bouncing it a little bit while waiting for his answer.

Elm was also leaning back on the couch just like Harriet, but her chest was puffed out proudly. The look in her eyes was more eager than expectant. Her legs were also spread apart and taking up most of the remaining space on the couch.

And Jaune was sitting in an office chair in front of them, slowly rubbing his knees with his hands. Being under the gaze of the two Ace Operatives was making it much harder than it already was to answer the question.

"W-well..." Jaune cleared his throat to keep talking. "T-they're both... 'rough' in bed in some ways. H-Harriet..." Jaune stopped, looking at the smaller woman in front of him, basically asking if it was okay to keep talking. He just received a quick wink from her, and he guessed that was an affirmative. "She likes to g-go fast. Like, 'almost using her semblance' fast sometimes in bed. She doesn’t like to waste any time. She also makes me cum the fastest. I'd probably say that she makes me pass out the quickest just based on that alone..."

Harriet let a proud smile jerk the corner of her mouth upwards. She knew it, so did he, and so did anyone that overheard them fucking after a mission. Buuuut getting him to blush was still pretty fun~. "Come on Jaune, tell Elm the record."

Jaune felt a mix of arousal and unease fill his crotch and stomach as she said that. He swallowed hard before speaking. "R-record? W-what record?"

Harriet leaned forward, uncrossing her legs and placing her elbows on her knees. All while smirking deviously. "The record of how quickly I've made you shoot that big load of yours before~."

Jaune's ears and cheeks exploded in a red blush. He wanted to say nothing, but he also didn’t want Harriet trying to break said record anytime soon. “..F-forty-eight seconds...”

“Good boy~.”

While Harriet drank in how red Jaune was turning, Elm was getting a bit impatient. With a grunt, she sat forward too. “That’s all nice and good, but how many beds has she broken with you Jaune~?”

“T-two.”

Elm eyebrows raised up slightly in surprise. “Oh... I actually wasn’t expecting that.” Elm looked next to her at her teammate. “Color me impressed Hare.”

Harriet gave a slight shrug with her shoulders paired with a cocky smirk. “What can I say, he makes it hard to stop sometimes.”

“Oh I know he does.” Elm crossed her arms under her much larger chest and matched Harriet’s smirk with her own. “Let me know when that number gets up into the double digits though, then we’ll talk.”

Harriet sensed the challenge Elm was putting in front of her, it was hard to miss. So she met it head on like she always did with any challenge. “Is that so Elm?”

“Mmmhm. The quickest one to go was after only 30 seconds of me riding his dick after 20 minutes of foreplay~. I didn’t stop riding him though. Like you said, it’s hard to stop sometimes~.”

Harriet nodded in understanding. She had said it because it was true, so she couldn’t deny it. “It sure is~. So you got the roughest while I have the quickest. No surprise there, but we still have something to figure out.” Elm nodded in agreement with her teammate. “Oh Jaaaune~?”

Jaune gulped nervously as he felt a sense of danger creeping up on him. “Y-yes Harriet?”

Elm and Harriet showed amazing teamwork as they both leaned in, looking Jaune dead in the eyes as they said together, “Which one of us do you like more~?”

The danger was no longer creeping! The danger was now pretty well known! The danger was very prevalent! Jaune stuttered harder than he had during any point of the conversation. “I-I-I-I don’t think I can answer that...”

Harriet chuckled before she responded. “And why’s that~?”

“W-well… I don’t think i-it’s nice or fair to compare you two.”

Elm disagreed, “I think it is.”

Harriet was not far behind her. “I don’t mind.”

Jaune let out a little groan at the two women in front of him. Of course they would be fine with trying to find out who was ‘better’. Jaune mentally scrambled for a quick way out of this that wouldn’t end badly for him. After a few seconds of thinking, Jaune one more time. “Well... it isn’t a fair comparison, you two are so different.”

“But that’s not what we’re asking you. One of us is still better in bed right? At least one of us has to be better for you right~?”

Jaune silently cursed Harriet for reasoning it out that way. “Well… I-I still won’t answer. And you can’t force me to.”

At Jaune’s declaration, Harriet simply looked over to Elm, still smiling. “He’s avoiding the question, Elm.”

“Not much of a surprise really. We sort of knew he would try to.”

“Plan B then?

Elm smirked and nodded, licking her upper lip as she did. “Oh absolutely~.”

Before Jaune could interrupt or get a word out to ask what they were talking about, they jumped into action. Harriet rushed forwards at Jaune with her semblance activated, making a trail of electricity behind her as she lunged forwards. She landed right in Jaune’s lap in less than a second and quickly draped her arms over his shoulders. Jaune instinctively placed his own hands on her waist. His blush didn’t go down at all as he looked at Harriet. His wide, surprised eyes meeting her half-lidded, sultry ones. 

Jaune was so enraptured with her gaze that he didn’t know Elm had moved as well until her big, firm hands rubbed along his upper arms. She chuckled right in his ear as hands moved down towards his chest, then suddenly pulled him back so that he was held against the back of the chair. He squirmed a little instinctively, but he didn’t have any leverage to get himself free, and he definitely wasn’t strong enough to overpower Elm.

Two gentle chuckles from both Ace Ops got Jaune back to reality. “U-uuuh… L-ladies? W-what are you doing!?” His voice was both alarmed and nervous.

Harriet leaned in closer towards Jaune’s face. “Helping you decide, Jaune. Elm and I have been talking a lot recently, and we have both been reeeeally wanting to know something.” At this point, Harriet had started rocking back and forth in Jaune’s lap, letting her toned butt push into his thighs rhythmically.”Who do you like doing it with more~? And we both think that since you can’t, or won’t, make a decision on your own, the best way for us to figure this out for ourselves is to compare how great we are in the sheets at the same time~.”

Elm mumbled in a low voice, “This is going to be so much fun~” from behind Jaune’s right ear before she gently began nuzzling that side of his neck. Her soft lips were dragging along Jaune’s warm skin and her nose was rubbing cutely side-to-side on every now and then on Jaune’s neck as well. 

Jaune’s breath hitched instantly as he felt the pleasant tickling on his neck. Elm’s warm skin just lightly pressing against his own was sending shivers down his back. As the pleasant shiver passed, Jaune stuttered out, “Y-you two can’t be serious…”

“Oh as serious as a Grimm attack Jauney~.” Harriet’s hot breath went right in his left ear as she spoke. “I mean, unless you want us to stop that is. We’re not going to make you do this.” Despite what she was saying, Harriet kept rolling her hips on Jaune’s lap. Elm had also stepped up her game as well and was now lightly kissing different parts of Jaune’s neck, traveling all along the back and right side of exposed flesh. Elm’s big hands had also slid much lower. She was now rubbing his abs and toying with the hem of his hoodie.

“So what do you say Jaune~? Wanna find out with us?” 

Harriet’s question registered in the blonds head, but the sensations he was being put under and the strange reality of the situation made him unable to answer right away. Then Elm’s hands went under his hoodie, now rubbing his bare stomach. 

Harriet’s hands started playing with his hair.

Elm’s kisses turned into softly nibbling his neck.

Harriet’s mouth was still right next to ear… and she was purposefully still blowing into it with gentle breaths. 

And then she licked his ear lobe!

It was all too much! He was just one man! How could he handle all of this!?

“W-wait! S-stop!”

Immediately at Jaune’s statement, Elm and Harriet had listened. They both stopped there teasing on Jaune, pulled their heads and hands back, and looked at him. Though Jaune was still reeling from what he’d just experienced, he could tell they were a little shocked and disappointed. He could see it on Harriet’s face and heard the smallest of whines behind him from Elm. Jaune hadn’t even meant to say that out loud! But now that he had, and both women had indeed kept their word and did as he asked. Despite not wanting to, they stopped in the middle of their teasing. Now they were both looking at Jaune, waiting for something else from him.

However, nothing came from him.

Harriet just looked down and sighed, before muttering, “Okay then, I guess not.” The smaller Ace op started to slide back, getting off of Jaune’s lap. Just as one foot touched the floor, Jaune’s hands on her waist tightened on her and kept her from moving farther away, catching Harriet a little by surprise once more. 

She looked back up at Jaune and saw his massive blush was still there, but so were the pieces of a smile. Then as she was looking him in the eye, those pieces fully formed into a lopsided, excited grin!

“I-I meant… stop… because don’t you think the bed or the couch would give us some more room?”

Jaune was only one man. A man that despite the vast odds against him, wanted whatever heaven  was going to happen and the consequences that came from it.

“Oh ho   ho~! You little shit~!” Elm immediately was back into her previous levels of excitement. Her arms were wrapped back around the knight’s upper half again, one hand reaching up as she did so and cupped his chin to turn his head. When his head was turned far enough, Elm leaned her head over his shoulder and captured his lips in a searing kiss.

Their lips remained locked for several seconds, with Elm dominating his mouth the entire time. Her tongue easily pushed his back and she sucked on his upper lip as she pulled back, slowly pulling it with her. She let it go and watched as Jaune tried to keep moving his head towards her for more. “Hehehe, easy boy. Plenty more where that came from~. And I’m definitely paying you back for that little fakeout!” In a bit of a showy fashion, Elm spread her arms out and let go of Jaune.

Seizing the open, Harriet finished standing up off of Jaune’s lap. She grabbed his hand as she did and pulled him to his feet with her. She smirked as his head snapped to look forwards after he stumbled out of the chair. She caught his eyes as she led him over to the couch they’d been sitting on before. She saw a wild, reckless excitement in his sapphire gems, and it made all the more excited as well.

Jaune was basically flung into the couch and immediately felt hands pulling at his clothing after his butt hit the cushion. He did his best to help, though it was barely needed. Harriet and Elm got his clothes off easily enough and soon he had nothing on other than his socks, and a topless Harriet on his lap stroking his cock down between her thighs. Jaune’s lips trembled as he moaned under her smooth handjob.

“Elm, I see his mouth is still available. Do you want to take it?”

“Hell yes I do~.”

Jaune was guided, rather firmly, to the fall to the side by a set of hands and laid down on his back, and stared up at the exposed, wet pussy of Elm. And it was as beautiful as always.

“Are you ready to really test your skills Arc~?” Elm reached down and spread her lower lips for Jaune to see. Jaune dumbly nodded to answer her question. Elm smirked down at him as swayed her hips slightly, giving Jaune a tantalizing show. “Then open up my little knight~.”

Before Jaune could willingly do as he was told, a sudden gasp did the job for him as he felt a warm, soft mouth wrap around his cock. He had totally forgotten about Harriet, who seemed to be content staying low on Jaune and wrapping her lips around his shaft in a surprise assault. Jaune didn’t get a chance to let out another sound though as Elm lowered herself down and planted her pussy on his mouth, starting to rock herself on Jaune’s face.

The two women moaned as they finally began to have the fun they’d been waiting for since they sat down to question Jaune. Harriet bobbed her head up and down Jaune’s cock while having a hand stuck down her pants, rubbing her cunt over her underwear. Elm felt Jaune’s tongue work like magic as he explored every inch of her pussy that he could reach with it.

And Jaune was in absolute bliss experiencing it all. A pair of thick thighs resting around his head as he ate out the beautiful giantess Elm Ederne, and having his cock sucked at a perfect, fast pace by the gorgeous speedster Harriet Bree was incredible. Absolute heaven.

And Jaune’s heaven had only just started.

For nearly the next two hours, all three of them experienced pleasures they hadn’t tried before. Jaune being fucked in the amazon position by Elm as Harriet took her own ride on Jaune’s face. Her pussy muffled his moans as Elm dropped her pelvis down rapidly, making Jaune’s cock bottom out in her each time. Then they moved on to Jaune fucking Harriet in a doggy style as he made out with Elm. Or more accurately, Elm kissed him with a loving ferocity and wouldn’t stop while Harriet moaned and told Jaune to go harder. 

Harriet and Elm even got handsy with each other in the heat of the moment. Harriet didn’t mean to grab Elm’s tit, but she’d admittedly hadn’t been looking as Jaune fucked Harriet on her side. And when the tall woman moaned as she had another make out session with Jaune from her sudden touch, she didn’t want to just stop. And it was only fair for Elm to return the favor by squeezing and rubbing Harriet’s ass while Jaune managed to fuck Elm in a mating press and was fingering Harriet next to them.

On and on it went between them. The two Ace Ops finding new favorite ways to fuck their lover, discovering some fun between themselves in the process, and Jaune doing his best to keep up.

And he did not disappoint at all, much to the ladies' joy~. 

However, despite both of the women’s valiant attempts, Jaune never did reveal who he thought was better, no matter how much they pleased him and drained his balls. Simply because he was on the verge of passing out by the end of it. Eventually the Ace Op women did stop, as Jaune couldn’t keep going. Truthfully, they were getting a bit tired as well, but with the way they’d been trading off riding his cock and teasing other parts of his body they could have kept going much longer than Jaune. 

So after Harriet dismounted Jaune’s dick when he finished pumping his final, much smaller load into her and Elm had moved their drained boy to a bed to lay down, Elm got in the bed behind him and hugged Jaune into her body. Harriet climbed into the bed as well and Jaune used his remaining strength to hold her from behind. As their knight immediately fell asleep, the two Ace Ops agreed to try and find out the answer to their question again, but at another time. Jaune certainly gave quite an impressive performance to the both of them when he was trying to outlast two sexy operatives~. He also certainly seemed to have the ability to improve even more.

After discussing that, they had also agreed that they could both add a broken couch to their records~.

[penny-the-pissed-poltergeist]

The Ace Ops!

.For the group itself, Tyrian was a very violent leader of it's first incarnation before he betrayed the group and he and grimm killed almost everyone on his team with the only survivors being Clover and Elm, the second incarnation has armored outfits that are aesthetically somewhere in-between super sentai and space marines and are the group we encounter in the main series

As for member specific stuff

.I'd get rid of Elm's random bursts of aggression like when she tried to punch Ren, they never really gelled with the rest of her character, she instead can come off as just tired especially after clover "dies"

.Marrow has his name changed to Marine, his semblance (which I always hated) is swapped out for making Pools of water that he can control and can make facsimiles of anything they reflect, and his weapon would get a (pending) rename

.Vine is a bit mentor to Ren and even teaches him some aura stretching and a his team and Ren are shown mourning him

.Harriet not following orders lead to the events that got Tortuga (someone she was quite close with) killed and that's why she's is the way she is, she also has a very... unfortunate crush on Robyn that she's annoyed at herself for having and Robyn realizing that and actually flirting with her is NOT HELPING. She also new weapons that are lightning dust powered sickles instead of her fighting style just... being bootleg The Flash

.Clover seems to never take his helmet off, when Qrow gets close enough to him he tells him he deserves to know and... yep Clover has Sliver eyes, after Tyrian stabs him the next time he wakes up is a living nightmare inside The Hound, Ruby barely gets him out of that thing alive, he reluctantly joins team Ruby's faction, helps get Qrow out of jail and him and the rest of remaining Ace Ops get to group hug!

(when they get to Volume 10 he starts carrying around a badge of Qrow's emblem that he use screw over people he doesn't like lol)

[celticcatgirl2]

“Oh my…two hot girls fighting over me…what do I do?”

[arc-misadventures]

Penny: FMK Ruby, Jaune, Ciel

Penny: FMK

Penny: Yay! I get to play this game with all of my friends. This is sensational!

Jaune: You did properly explain the rules to her, did you, Ruby?

Ruby: Of course I did!

Jaune: Did you?

Ruby: Yyyyes…Yes, I did.

Ciel: Her lack of conviction her own words, leads me to doubt the validity of her statement.

Jaune: I’m not even sure, Ruby fully understands the rules.

Ciel: Oh. Then I revise my statement: I fully doubt, Ms. Rose’s words.

Ruby: Hey!

Penny: So! Will you marry me, best friend, Ruby Rose?

Ruby: Yay! I don’t get to die! I get to live~! I get to…? T-T-T-To…?!

Jaune: Well, she really didn’t explain the rules to her…

Ciel: I will need to file a lengthy report about these events than I expected.

Jaune: You, and me both…

Ruby: P-P-Penny?! I-I-It’s just a game, we don’t have to actually get married?!

Penny: We don’t?

Ruby: It’s just a game; its out of the three of us, which one would you marry?! Not actually marry?!

Penny: Oh, I see… But, can’t we actually get married?

Ruby: Well, there’s n-nothing saying we can’t… But, that ring is pretty flashy…

Penny: Of course it is! It is a high powered, energy beam band! With a power capacity equal to one Kg of a special blend of Hard-light, Electricity, Fire Dust for maximum output!

Ruby: Uhhh…?

Penny: It is also a gun.

Ruby: 🤩(Gasp~!)

Ruby: Of course I will marry you~!

Penny: Sensational~! I can’t wait to tell my father, and the General! That Friend, Ruby is now, Wife Ruby!

Jaune: Yeah, saw that coming.

Ciel: How could you?

Jaune: The pair both work on the same wavelength. Their understanding of one another surpasses what even, Yang, Ruby’s sister knows about her.

Ciel: Is that so?

Ruby: Ahh~! Its so pretty~! Come here you!

Penny: What is it, Fiancé Ru… Mph?!

Ruby: Mmmmm… Mwah~! Hehe~! How was that, my Android Wife-to-be~!

Penny: S-S-S-SENSATIONAL!!! W-W-We must do that a-a-again!

Ciel: I would refrain from doing so; such actions appear to have altered the mental comprehension abilities of, Ms. Polendina.

Ruby: W-What…?

Jaune: She’s saying your fried your Waifu’s brain.

Ruby: Oh… That just means we need to kiss more~!

Penny: Sensational~!

Ciel: Haa… You may do as you wish.

Jaune: What she said. So, are we done this game, cause it feels like we are… Or, should be…?

Penny: No, we should continue! With that being said; Friend Ciel?

Ciel: Yes, Penny?

Penny: I believe you, and friend, Jaune should, as the game says: Fuck!

Ciel: W-W-WHAT?!!

Penny: I believe you, and friend, Jaune should…

Ciel: I know what you said, but why are you saying that, Penny?!

Penny: Many people have pointed out to me that you are, what they call too, ‘uptight.’ Or, as Specialist Bree once said: “That, Ciel girl needs to relax; She’s so uptight, and rigid. She really needs to get laid, maybe then she can finally get that stick out of her ass.” End quote.

Ciel: SHE SAID WHAT?! I can’t believe she said that about me?! What if Specialist Schnee was in the room, and she overheard that! What would she say to that?!

Penny: Actually, Specialist Bree, was talking to, Specialist Ederne, and Specialist Schnee at the time she said this. Of, which they all agreed that you need to relax.

Ciel: I can’t believe they would say that about me?!

Jaune: Ciel’s mental breakdown aside; Why did you pick me to… be together with, Ciel?

Penny: Based on my analysis: Friend Ciel Soleil. Is highly sexually attracted to, Friend Jaune.

Jaune: H-Highly?!

Penny: Yes, She often stares at you when you are nearby. Her internal temperature spikes, whenever you are near. And, she displays several body gestures that indicate sexual arousal: Such as, deep blushes across her face, bitting her lips, rubbing her thighs together.

Ciel: Penny?! Stop talking!!!

Penny: Why not?

Ciel: Look, just because I like a guy, doesn’t mean I want him to know how I want him to pin me to the wall, tear my clothes off as he mounts me, and breeds me into his personal bitch!

Penny: …

Ruby: …

Jaune: …

Ciel: …

Ciel: I-I said that out loud… d-didn’t I…?

Ruby: B-B-B-B-Breed?!

Penny: Shall, I replay the recording?

Jaune: Are you recording everything you hear?

Penny: Yes.

Jaune: Someone needs to talk to you about that…

Penny: So, Jaune; Would you fuck, Ciel?

Ciel: Penny?! Quit trying to hook me up with the hunky blond Adonis future baby daddy!

Ruby: She’ll give those, Mantle Milfs a run for their money…

Ciel: Whose trying to get their hands on my man?!

Jaune: …

Jaune: Ciel, we’re going to have a words about this…

Ciel: O-Okay…

Jaune: Tonight, your room, 22:00. If you have roommate’s tell them to get lost, this is going to be an all nighter discussion. Okay?

Ciel: O-Oh?! Okay, Daddy~!

Jaune: Down girl.

Ciel: R-Right! Sorry.

Ruby: …

Ruby: Okay… That’s going to be a thing…

Ruby: So uhh… W-Who gets killed… I’m saying this with utter fear in my heart since you’re taking this so… literally.

Penny: Oh don’t worry, that’s already happened!

RJC: …

Jaune: P-Penny… W-Who died?!

Penny: Me!

RJC: WHAT?!

Penny: I died when, Pyrrha Nikos, accidentally killed me!

Ruby: Oh…

Jaune: Okay…

Ciel: …

Penny: So, did everyone enjoy playing, MFK?

Ruby: Yes…?

Ciel: I know I will~!

Jaune: No comment.

Penny: Sensational! We should do this again another time.

RJC: No!

Penny: Nawww…

[misterlazer]

They're Bad at Hiding It

Winter: Marrow, Jaune. Nice of you to join us this morning.

Marrow: Good morning! 

Jaune: Morning!

Winter: You two seem to be in high spirits. Did something special happen last night?

Jaune: Oh, nothing much. Just slept well.

Harriet: Really? It wouldn't have anything to do with you sneaking into Marrow's room, would it?

Jaune & Marrow's faces began to turn pink

Marrow: Wha-? He didn't-

Yang: Or the fact that you two are holding hands?

Their hands quickly let go. The pink shade on their faces deepened. 

Jaune: T-that was an accident! Really!

Blake: And what about those marks on your necks?

The blushes became red

Marrow: Just a rash!

Winter: Oh, I'm sure~

Jaune: Seriously! It's all nothing!

Marrow: Yeah, you guys are just looking into things too much!

Elm: Haha, well, if you say so. And Marrow…

Marrow: Yeah?

Elm: You never told us you can howl~

[juanarc-thethird]

My Stories #6

Know Your Audience

Part 1 /

What is wrong with you?!

Yang / Cinder / Pyrrha /

Jaune is a Slut for money.

Winter / Penny / Weiss / Elm /

We're just going to cuddle, I promise.

Penny / Kali / Blake / Willow / Vernal / Neo / May Zedong / Harriet

Blake is Thirsty

Weiss / Ruby / Yang

Just listen to my voice~

Part 1 /

The great baby fever

Part 1 /

After the Ever After

Beginning / Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3

Nora the Mad Scientist

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4

I know all your Secrets!

Part 1

Be My House Husband (Jaune x Coco)

Part 1 / Part 2

Be My House Husband ( Jaune x Fem Character)

Winter /

You called? (Name in progress)

Ruby / Neo / Winter / Blake / Yang / Reese / Cinder

Never leave those two alone

Part 1 /

I have a license for that!

Part 1 / Part 2

Gray Sweatpants are dangerous!

Part 1 / Part 2

The Arc's Wrath!

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3

[howlingday]

Another devilartemis cell vs x men 97

Rwby crossover

RWBY '97

Knight: TARGET IDENTIFIED. SURRENDER, MUTANT.

Cinder: For the last time, this is a Grimm implant! GRIMM! IMPLANT! How would you feel if I said you were a fucking air fryer, huh?

Jaune: Uh, I think he's talking about those guys.

Cinder: Who?

Ace-Ops: (Exist)

Cinder: Great! Another team of overinflated egos in spandex! Terrific! Okay, who's the one with the most trauma? Show of hands. Is it you?

Marrow: ???

Cinder: It's gotta be you. (Points to Vine) You're definitely on something. Nobody would purposefully be bald unless were high off something. Definitely scream "I'm not fit for anything BUT active duty".

Harriet: You talk way too damn much! (Rushes Atlesian Knight)

Jaune: So, what, did the robots become racist all of a sudden?

Clover: Well, actually... Well, yeah. The fugitive Arthur Watts hacked into our system and tampered with their coding. Now, they hunt down anyone that doesn't have human aura, including our own teammate, Marrow.

Jaune: (Staring at Elm's ass) ...I'm sorry, what? I missed, like, 90% of that.

Knight: (Head spins off)

Harriet: (Soccer juggling it) Problem solved!

Cinder: Not impressed. I could do that, too.

Knight: SURRENDER, DIRTY, STINKING, FILTHY MUTANT.

Cinder: What the fuck?!

Clover: Yeah, racist robots weren't what I'd expect, either.

HEY, YEAH~! I WANNA SHOOT, BABY~!

Qrow: Well, well, somebody better hang onto that non-existent budge! Are you telling me Clover has decent lines for once?! And I ain't just talking about his... dialogue~.

Cinder: Fucking hell- There's more of you?

Clover: He's not one of us.

Qrow: Y'know, Clovey, you'd think with all these AUs, somebody would've cared enough to give you an actual character.

Clover: (Readies Kingfisher)

Qrow: Oh, right, right, the part where you pick a fight with me... Yeah, because that worked so well last time. Doubt even [tumblr] could write our fight any worse. But you know who does have good writing?

Qrow: DevilArtemis! Yup! And by clicking that little link just above here, you can go support him on Patreon! That's right! This isn't a sponsorship! It's just an unpaid plug-in~!

Qrow: Click that link and maybe Clover will stop being such a dick! And just stick to having one, am I right?

Qrow: (Girlish scream, Chased off-screen)

Jaune: ...Do you think that Patreon plug was subtle enough?

Cinder: Fuck no!

Jaune: Shit! Plan B, Cinder!

Cinder: (Puts on straw hat, Dancing)

Jaune: (Plays banjo)

Patreon.com/DevilArtemis

[rwac96]

Ask

Original Male Stud AU

What about Harriet and Glynda? Would you put those two up there with Pyrrha and Elm when it comes to thighs Jaune?

Jaune clears his throat, trying to keep his composure due to the nature of this question. "Y-Yes," the young Huntsman said, returning his gaze to his X-Ray & Vav comic book.

"That nervous, Jaune?" Lie Ren inquires to his leader, who quickly nods in response. "Attracted to intimidating women..."

"Please don't start," Jaune lowers his comic, giving his friend an annoyed glance.

[iamafanofcartoons]

RWBY is a good show, and I’m tired of people pretending its not!

I’m sorry, I’m just so tired of all these random claims that RWBY is “boring anime cliche” or “racist white male writing”, So...let’s go over them in segments

Female characters:

Aren’t walking fanservice shots and aren’t sexualized

Aren’t degraded in their field (combat, tactics, dust usage, etc) to boost up male characters (cause seemingly female characters being too skilled at something is emasculating to incels)

When a woman says no to a man, the man takes no for an answer and doesn’t keep trying. (So dear Hbomberguy, stop claiming that Weiss x Jaune was ever a thing)

Women don’t require a man to “Defend their honor” (This is in response to the dude who harassed me in anonymous about V5 who was upset that Yang punched a creep)

Aren’t woobified or emotionally weakened, instead having reactions to things like normal human beings. (Sorry Shonen anime which loves to make women woobified or emotionally weakened vs men) Being capable of emotions but also doing things effectively.

Aren’t made into waifu for male characters. Nora is still a badass and even being allowed to explore who she is outside of Ren, which runs against the usual anime/manga bs. Weiss didn’t get with Jaune after finding out he helped w/ Neptune. Blake actually defended her boundaries when Sun crossed certain lines (even though they’re brotp not romantic, he’s a male character that could’ve been put as a pseudo-love interest). Yang is also shown to be more than just Blake’s GF as we see in Ruby Yang interactions, Yang vs Salem, Yang ageeing to talk with Robyn. They’re all their own characters not trying to be the perfect wife for a male character.

LGBT+ characters:

aren’t in a world of “everyone is gay or straight”, so for me at least coming across as more impactful

have Ilia (lesbian); Coco (lesbian); Terra (wlw) and Saphron (wlw) also married and w/ kid that aren’t treated different to any other couple; Scarlet (gay-male); Nolan (implied, I think its at this point and not confirmed, mlm); May (non-deadnamed, voiced by and helped crafted with the help of a trans VA, and not having her trans status be the central element of her character trans character); Blake (bi) and Yang (wlw) that are a main pair that are being allowed to build to a relationship at the same pacing as the hetero alt. pairing. BB being naturally built up and not rushed into a relationship, though still soft-canon locked in via Nora.

Are ALL ALIVE (funny how the straight white male characters get killed off?)

PoC characters:

Includes Marrow, Pietro, Joanna, Flynt, Yatsuhashi, Lie Ren, and Robyn as default heroes side

Includes Emerald having switched to the heroes side after having it foreshadowed in v3. Also possibly Elm and Harriet, depending on where they go in the future.

includes Sienna, who was admittedly actual wasted potential, being contrasted against Adam as the morally better version of violence in activism. A controlled violence actually giving a shit rights activist leader vs. a co-opting murderous abusive bloodthirsty psychopathic terrorist.

are easily the lesser in villain count vs. Caucasian villains.

So can the RWDE please stop trying to claim how RWBY isn’t better than anime/manga at least, but overall “isn’t progressive” in these areas.

Adam Taurus represents a very real element in real life regarding “Radical civil rights movements” ; extremism and co-opters; While the actual faunus rights aspect on its own is given a sympathetic light repeatedly. We also have Ilia Amitola, the female POC lesbian, get a redemption. While Adam Taurus, the cis white male edgelord? Is Evil  and gets his death by double penetration at the hands of two lesbians. (Edit: yes, I know Blake is Bi, as is her VA. It was an expression explaining how cis white male “authority” individuals get emasculated)

The WF has a lot of references, not specifically the Black Panther one. Also the WF on its own is fine, its the version that gets corrupted by Adam’s psychotic co-opting terrorist ass that is the problem.

 Reflective of reality where if any group for any cause crosses into violence that involves innocent bystanders; then they lose any credibility and are nothing more than terrorists. I don’t care what the cause is. Which is exactly what the WF under Adam presents; but is just 1 vein of it with Sienna’s vein existing, Ghira’s, and even Blake’s. Was it handled perfectly? No, you could have easily have shaved time from Adam to give to Sienna and had her live to continue. Personally I found Sienna to be the actual wasted potential, but EruptionFang naturally loves cis white male evil men as his favorite Meow Meows. Don’t even try to recommend a gay or bisexual dude to rwby critics, they’ll flip and call it pandering.

The MC’s aren’t remotely “paper thin”, nor secondaries. Heck the only ones that fit that bill are characters in the tertiary vein that are supposed to be that way. The “two traits” falls apart if one actually pays attention to the characters.

And most fixit fanfics not only sexualize the characters in a show with no fanservice...

Sadly they also overfocus on male characters and have their favorite male characters talk down the female main characters.

Robyn Hill represents the people standing up NOT against the military, but against fascism/totalitarianism. We see that for all the “good intentions” that Ironwood MAY have? It is always sabotaged by him. Ironwood backstabs Ozpin, brings an Army as a show of force, does multiple projects behind people’s backs, and yet displays more than few acts of hypocrisy. Volume 7 literally showed him acting as a dictator because he believed that only he knew the answer to everyone’s problems. Yet the consequences of HIS actions are what led to Atlas Downfall. Yang and Blake even tried to get Robyn to work with Ironwood and Robyn was literally willing to do so. Which of course pissed off Ironwood stans that anyone, especially a POC hero of the people, would stand against a Cis White Male Authority figure. The elections in V7 meant that anyone’s authority could be challenged by the people. Of COURSE Ironwood stans REFUSE to acknowledge the election part was good.

The attempt to balance idealism with realism is pretty interesting. What do you do against an enemy with an unlimited army, immortality, and agents who seek to turn everyone against each other? Do you submit to the “inevitable?” Or do you keep fighting to the end, instead prolonging the end?

You can think of this as having borrowed a theme or two from dark souls!

RWBY is at the very least leaps and bounds beyond most anime it's close in genre with. I remember seeing, partially in jest, the idea that RWBY has half the fanbase it does for being an action anime with a female case and no fanservice and I think it might almost literally be true.

It is depressingly hard to find a decent action show with a female cast that doesn't sexualize them in gross ways. Even shows I like on the whole end up doing that.

Of course, the points regarding love are helped by the fact that a good chunk of the female cast is front and center in the story. They’re largely in the driver seat and aren’t secondary to any male titular protagonist. Thus you don’t get cases where a girl on the main cast is there to be… the girl.

In any other story, Oscar and/or Jaune  would be front and center. Heck, the three creators of RWBY are guys before their team grew so you’d think they’d “write what they know.” Yet they stick to their guns on having girls get shit done.

One Anime a person I know felt came close to this was, if you can believe it, Fairy Tail where Natsu might’ve been the prominent ass kicker but Erza is the one effectively leader the team, Wendy goes on an arc of learning to love herself and Lucy grows into the wizard that leads the charge against Acnologia.

Yet it sent mixed signals with how the girls (those of age) had designs that left little to the imagination. I can appreciate an artist honest in his horniness… but the Anime did something right when it came to Erza’s torture in Tartaros that helped sell the gravitas of the traumatic experience.

RWBY feels like the above but far more refined in execution. There’s a time and place for schlocky cheesecake but not when it clashes with the narrative and themes overall.

So tell me...without using Hbomberguys’ repeated false information about the “love triangle” or “self-insert” slander...how would YOU respectfully criticize RWBY?  How would you claim to be “a critic” yet still encourage people to watch RWBY? 

If you try to bring up Hbomb’s 2.5 hour hate video, then anyone who tries to claim that a video from 2 years ago no longer is relevant is just being hypocritical. (Looking at you, RWDE Apologist, you know who you are)

Oh, one more thing. RWBY seasons 1-3 were the weakest in terms of writing and animation. But even so, the fact of the matter is that anything that happened in those seasons are ignored by critics, theorists, and straight shippers.

Material Inspired from   https://www.tumblr.com/crimsonxe/691425946111295488/since-i-ran-across-a-dumbass-earlier-that-tried-to 

[didyoutrydynamite]

I didn't think Arslan would go after Jaune..it is like Elm going after him when Harriet clearly likes him.

I got a question after saying this. What would a Jaime X Reese X Harriet three way pairing be called? Two fast and cocky girls that are both tomboyish.

Tripping Hazard.

[n6918]

So, how about a very spicy Pairing... Can you give us some Lewd/SFW headcanons for Elm x Pyrrha? ❤️‍🔥😍💕😋❤️

Lewd RWBY Headcanno Hoplite (Pyrrha x Elm)

The two women love a good sauna after a long workout, they also like to flash each other when they’re in the sauna. It usually escalates quickly, with the both of them eventually scissoring each other. Well everyone can hear them scream out loud from the sauna.

Elm has a whole collection of massive monsters dildos that she likes to share with Pyrrha; kissing and caressing her, as she lowers her self down further, rubbing the champions clit tell she squirts.

 Pyrrha love to please the older woman with her strap on, but even being on top Elm is still in charge. Often telling her harder, crushing her with her thighs, or pulling Pyrrha’s down so she can kiss the champion.

 when on separate missions, the two women like to sext each other pictures of them playing with themselves. Elm thought you might’ve gone to far the one time she sent a picture of Harriet being between her legs; only to receive a picture of Nora devouring Pyrrha’s pussy well Ren pounded her. They broke the bed when they met back up.

[dove-bronzewing]

Rwby Season 9 Episode 5 Spoilers

People are crushed with jaunes new dilemma I personally love it. I still dunno how they'll deal with it after they leave magic land. But people are basically crushed that their ships are basically dead in the water....now hear me out.... Jaune X Winter, willow, raven, elm, Harriet, and Cinder if you want to be just plain sick. Jaune has reached official DILF status.

[s1r3ns-c4ll]

Request Rules/Who I Write For/Masterlist Link

 Hello hello! the name’s Siren and here’s the post where you can see what you can request, who I write for, and eventually a masterlist as I start putting up requests and my own little writing blurbs! You’ll Find all my Hogwarts Legacy and RWBY fics on the masterlists and the tags #Siren HL and #Siren RWBY

Masterlists:

Hogwarts Legacy RWBY (Coming Soon)

Fandoms I Write For (Might Expand Eventually):

Hogwarts Legacy

RWBY

What I’ll Write:

x Reader (GN will be the default if not specified, but I will write fem/masc reader focus if requested!)

Platonic

Poly

Non-Explicit Mature Themes (teasing explicit themes, but not actual smut will be written)

Headcanons

Ships

Angst

Hurt/Comfort

Fluff ( I love fluff with all my heart ;) )

What I WON’T Write:

Works glorifying S/A themes

Rape/Non-Con themes

Abusive themes (I can elude to pat experiences but will never explicitly write works with abuse being the focus)

Smut

Illegal age gaps

Incest

Hateful content that paints another character in bad light (ex: “Can you write something where [sweet character] does [bad thing] to [sweet character] and reader helps them through it?”)

Extremely dark themes

Hogwarts Legacy Characters:

Poppy Sweeting

Natsai Onai

Samantha Dale

Imelda Reyes

Anne Sallow

Garreth Weasley

Ominis Gaunt

Sebastian Sallow

Note: I’d love to write for every Hogwarts Legacy character! But on Tumblr, there is a heavy focus on Sebastian, Ominis and Garreth (Mainly the two Slytherin). So I don’t discourage requesting them, but please do send requests for our lovely women in the game :)

RWBY Characters:

Team RWBY:

Ruby Rose

Weiss Schnee

Blake Belladonna

Yang Xiao-Long

Team JNPR:

Jaune Arc

Pyrrha Nikos

Nora Valkyrie

Lie Ren

Team CFVY

Coco Adel

Fox Alistair

Velvet Scarletina

Yatsuhashi Daichi

Team SSSN(N)

Sun Wukong

Scarlet David

Sage Ayana

Neptune Vasilias

Nolan Porfirio

Atlas ACE-OPs

Clover Ebi

Marrow Amin

Vine Zeki

Harriet Bree

Elm Ederne

Others:

Winter Schnee

Emerald Sustrai

Penny Polendina

Ilia Amitola

Neo