#jaune x ciel

[juanarc-thethird]

Valentine Letter for Ciel

Valentine's Day letters. (Ciel)

Jaune: Huh, a Valentine's Day letter from Ciel. I didn't know she celebrated this.

He opens the letter and says:

"Rules are here to help us, they are not supposed to be broken. But when I get my hands on you, I will do things that are lawless~"

Jaune: *Red* Should I be worried?

[brokentrafficknight]

Atlesian Knight

[arc-misadventures]

I just realized you never did a NNN for Ciel

Because no one recommended her.

NNN: CI

Ciel: And… Mark! 730 hrs, and counting down. Now we begin the challenge.

Jaune: Challenge, what challenge?

Ciel: No Nut November. I have started a countdown that will last until the end of, November to ensure that we do not engage in any sexual activities until after it reaches zero.

Jaune: …?

Jaune: Okay. Several questions, first off: Why?

Ciel: It has come to my attention that we have been spending too much time in sexual activities. We need to learn, and regain a measure of restraint to curtail our sexual desires. So, I figured one month of celibacy whilst doing the, ‘No Nut November’ challenge would be good for us as well. Do you concur?

Jaune: Well… I guess?

Ciel: Very well; From this moment we shall partake in no sexual activities. Let’s begin!

Jaune: Okay? Well, I gotta get going; I’ll see you later my little pocket watch~!

Jaune leans in to give a quick kiss to his girlfriend only for her to back away, and hold her hands before her.

Ciel: Stop right there! No forms of any romantic intimacy whatsoever!

Jaune: …?

Jaune: Well… This isn’t going to end well…

~~~

643 Hrs, and counting

~~~

Ciel: Jaune may I have a word… with you…?

Ciel enters, Jaune’s room at Atlas Academy to see the chiseled sweat covered abbs of her boyfriend.

Jaune: Hmm hm hmm~! Oh, hey, Ciel! Need anything?

Ciel: Such indecency! Clean up, and put on a shirt this instant!

Jaune: Okay…? You’re taking this a little too seriously, Ciel. Maybe you should tone it down a bit.

Ciel: Maybe you should a shirt on you degenerate!

Ciel grabs a shirt, and throws it at, Jaune’s face before running off, her face flush with a deepening blush.

~~~

546 Hrs, and Counting

~~~

Jaune walks around the corner, and sees, Ciel hunched over riffling through her draws looking for something. Where her short skirt was clearly displaying her delectable bubble butt for all to see.

Jaune: …

Jaune: Ciel…?

Ciel: Hmm? Jaune, what is it?

Jaune: Wear longer skirts…

Ciel: Excuse me?

Jaune: Wear longer skirts, or all spank you.

Ciel: W-What?

Jaune then turns to leave, leaving a bewildered, and slightly aroused, Ciel behind.

~~~

232 Hrs, and counting

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Jaune: Hmm… Hey, Ciel, do see a step ladder, or a stool anywhere. I need to reach the top shelf for my whetstone.

Ciel: Are you not tall enough to reach it yourself, Jaune?

Jaune: Normally yes, yes I can. But, Nora lobbed it into the back, and I can’t reach it. So, do we have a anything to give me a boost?

Ciel: Uhh… No, I’m afraid not.

Jaune: Okay… Oh! Lets do this instead!

Ciel: Do what inst…? Whoa! Hey what?!

Jaune grabbed his girlfriend by her slim waist, his hands gently holding her as he effortlessly lifted her into the air, and held her aloft before the top shelf.

Jaune: Can you reach it?

Ciel: I-I can reach it…

Jaune: Great!

Ciel: I-I got it!

Jaune: Awesome!

Jaune soon put her down, and left to sharpen his blade.

Jaune: Thank you my little stopwatch!

Ciel: I’m happy to help…

Ciel soon left with depraved thought’s running across her mind.

~~~

402 Hrs, and counting

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Jaune walks in on, Ciel bending over to pick ip some dropped gear. He stares at her for a moment before walking behind her, and…

(Smack~!)

Ciel: Ahh~! Jaune?!

Jaune: I told you to wear longer skirts!

Ciel rubbed her butt as she watch her boyfriend leave.

Penny: Do you enjoy your boyfriend smacking your buttom, Friend Ciel?

Ciel: What?! N-No I didn’t!

Penny: But, you are biting your bottom lip; that is often a sign of sexual arousal, no?

Ciel: No! It most definitely isn’t!

~~~

308 Hrs, and counting

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Jaune: Well… this is awkward…

Ciel: Yes… Yes it is…

The duo’s bodies where pressed against one another, as a result from the pair being shoved into a locker because their friend, Penny was trying to learned how to play, ‘ a prank.’

Ciel: I fail to see how this could be classified as a prank. Where does one find the humour in this?

Jaune: I doubt anyone would find this funny. Bar, Yang that is.

Ciel: Yang has a child’s sense of humour.

Jaune: That’s putting it lightly. Dammit, I can barely move!

Ciel: Neither can I, she really crammed us in here.

Jaune: Can you reach for my scroll? We can call someone to get us the hell out of here!

Ciel: Yeah, one moment… Ah! I got it!

Jaune: C-C-CIEL?!

Ciel: Yes?

Jaune: That’s not my scroll!

Ciel: …?

Ciel: EEP?!

~~~

209 Hrs, and counting

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Penny: Friend Ciel, may I ask you a question?

Ciel: Of course. What is it?

Penny: What do you mean when you said, ‘Rail me in my ass?’

Ciel: PFFT?! W-W-What?! W-When did I say that?!

Penny: You said that in your sleep.

Ciel: I did?!

Penny: Yes, you kept saying that while moaning, Jaune’s name.

Ciel: You’re kidding me?! I-I didn’t say that!

Penny: You did. Would you like to hear the recordings?

Ciel: You have recordings?!

~~~

113 Hrs, and counting

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Penny: Friend Jaune?

Jaune: Hey, Penny, do you need something?

Penny: Friend Ciel would like it if you spanked her harder.

Jaune: E-Excuse me?

Penny: You spanked her bottom for wearing too short of a skirt. When you left I heard her softly moan, ‘harder.’ Can you make sure to do that the next timw you spank her?

Jaune: …

Jaune: Okay, I’m leaving now.

Penny: But, will you spank her harder next time?

Jaune: Lalala~! I can’t hear you!

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37 Hrs, and counting

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Ciel: Jaune…

Jaune: What is it my little stopwatch?

Ciel: Where are all of your clothes?

Jaune stood in the middle of the hallway with his shield deployed before him, giving what meagre decency he could achieve.

Jaune: Nora happened.

Ciel: I see… Well, give her my thanks then.

Jaune: Excuse me?

Ciel: N-Nothing! Go get dressed! Now!

Jaune: On it!

Ciel watched as, Jaune ran away, her thighs rubbing against one another as she watched him disappear.

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0.17 Minutes, and counting

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Jaune: …

Ciel: …

Jaune: …

Ciel: …

Jaune: Time?

Ciel: 15 minutes, and counting…

Jaune: Okay…

Ciel: …

Jaune: …

Ciel: …

Jaune: This was hell…

Ciel: It was… I’m sorry, it would be a good idea to do this… I highly regret suggesting for us to do this.

Jaune: But, we nearly finished this damn thing, so… yay?

Ciel: Yes… yay…

Jaune: …

Ciel: …

Jaune: …

Ciel: …

Jaune: …

Ciel: …

Jaune: …

(Beep, beep beep!)

Ciel: Times up. We have completed the challenge, congratulations, Jaune.

Jaune: Congratulations to you as well, Ciel. Now turn around.

Ciel: Excuse me?

Jaune: Turn. Around.

Ciel: O-Okay…

Ciel slowly turned around with her back towards, Jaune. She gave a soft yelp as, Jaune shove her, causing her front half to land on the bed. With her perky butt high into the air

Ciel: What are you doing?!

Jaune: Listening to, Penny’s advice.

Ciel: What advice?

(SMACK~!)

Ciel: Ahhh~!

Jaune: She told me you wanted me to spank you harder, sounds like you enjoyed it~!

Ciel: If your going to take advice from, Penny, then you should help me answer a question she posed to me.

Jaune: What’s the question?

Ciel: I’ll tell you, after you rail me in my fucking ass~!

Jaune: Oh? In that case…

Jaune smiled as he flipped up, Ciel’s skirt before ripping off her lacy blue underwear.

Jaune: There, lest begin shall we?

Ciel: Oh yes, Daddy~!

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You know, you can still ask me if you want me to do any pairings, even offer some suggestions on how they fail, or succeed.

Till later then~!

[rocknroll7575]

If Ciel sees that drawing, she would hate it, but not for the reasons many expect.

Ciel: Why aren't I a part of this? Am I not good enough for Mr. Arc?

Jaune: C-Ciel I can explain!

Ciel: You better! How do you think I feel! I wanted to be in a picture like this!

Jaune: Eh!? Why!?

Ciel: *grabs him by the collar and pulls him closer to her eye level* Because I want the other girls to know you belong to me! Is that clear?

Jaune: *Gulps* Y-Yes Ma'am! 'Man I don't know who's more dominating, her or Arslan!'

[reashot]

Trouble with Baby.

Baby: Wahhhh!!!

Ruby: Oh no the baby is crying, what do we do?! 😵

Yang: Wow, wow! What are you looking at me for. I'm supposed to be the wild and irresponsible one, remember?

Blake: *ugghh* Would someone please do something about it. I'm trying to read here.

Weiss: I'm trying to find a nanny through this app. Is 3000 lien a week sounds reasonable to you girls?

Ruby: *smell something* Eww.... The baby just pooped! 😨

Baby: Wahhh!!!

Blake: And... That's my cue to bail out. Sorry sisters but this is where the bond of sisterhood absolutely doesn't matter.

Yang: Oh no you don't. You don't get to take the easy way out and run away like you usually do.

Weiss: Whose great idea was it to babysit other people's baby?

BY: *Points towards Ruby*

Ruby: *Gulp* But his parents are in the hospital right now and they need someone to watch over the baby for them in the meanwhile. 😣

Weiss: That doesn't mean it should be us. You dolt. There's must be someone more capable to take care of a baby.

Ruby: But everyone is busy with the Vytal festival. And I just can't say no. 🥺

Weiss: So instead you volunteer the entire team to take care of a baby without asking us before hand?

Ruby: Well what's done is done and you seems to forget the most important thing here. That someone still have to change the baby's diaper.

Weiss: Well it won't be me that's for sure.

Yang: Eeehhh. Is it too late to run away with you Blake?

Blake: I know I'm the last person that should say this but you can't run away from your responsibility.

Ruby: I can't believe you girls would just abandoned a baby like this. And you call your self a hero. 😠

Blake: Uh... No we never call ourselves that.

Weiss: Quit dragging us to your problem. And if you will excuse me I have a date with Neptune.

Yang: And I also gotta go do... Polishing my bike, I guess?

Baby: Wahhh!!!!!!!!!!!

Ruby: Wait please don't go! 😭

Jaune: Don't go where Ruby?

Ruby: Jaune. You came. 🤤 And why is Ciel holding your arm like that? 🤨

Ciel: Hello again Miss. Rose. As you can see Jaune and I are on a date together.

Ruby: D-d-date?! Both of you are on a date?! 😳

Jaune: What no. I'm just showing Ciel around the festival. And what is that smell?

Ruby: Uh I have a baby... I mean I'm taking care of someone's baby for a while. And I might have bitten off more than I can chew. 😞

Jaune: Ah I see. Well Ruby if you are having trouble taking care of the baby then I can help you with that.

Ruby: You sure? I don't want to trouble you or anything like that. 😟

Jaune: It's my pleasure Ruby. *effortlessly changes the Baby's diaper* All done. You are brave boy aren't you. Yes you are.

Baby: Yay!!

Yang: How do you know how to do that?

Jaune: Oh. I just have a lot of younger sibling growing up. So I'm expected to pick up the slack and help take care of them. Not limited to just changing diaper and that's include cooking, cleaning and other things. And I don't mind it because I really-really like babies.

RWBY+C: *The collective sounds of their uterus descending*

Blake: LEWD!!!

Weiss: No-no it can't be right I did not just think about Jaune like that...

Yang: Gods damn Vomit Boy. You got me worked up like when the time Ruby visit a gun store... Isn't that right Ruby... Eh, Ruby why are you looking like that?

Ruby: Heh... Heh.... Heh... Heh...

Jaune: Ruby are you feeling okay. Do you want me to take you to the infirmary?

Ruby: Yes... Yes... We can do it in the infirmary... I mean take me there. There's probably a clean bed we can use... I mean a bed you can put me in. (While I close the door behind you.) 😶‍🌫️

Ciel: Oh Jaune you are so nice to offer her. But I think she is too busy with the baby stuff. And you promised me first to show me around Vytal. And Jaune I think we should end the tour in my room. There's something I want to show you later. What do you say?

Jaune: Your room? I don't know what you are trying to show me, but okay. I'm sorry Ruby I have to finish giving Ciel a tour. Call me in my scroll if you need anymore help.

Ciel: Oh I think we would find it rather enjoyable. *turns towards Ruby* (Get a hint brat he's mine.)

Ruby: Stay away from him! I saw him first! 😡

Ciel: All is fair in love and war.

Baby: Wah!!!!!

Jaune: Stop it you two are scaring the baby!

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So the Rusted Knight reveal... Yeh. I think gonna write something about it.

So what do you guys think should my next post be Lancaster fluff or Angst? And by Angst I mean Angst - Angst. I mean heartbreaking and wrenching stuff here. The fluff is just okay.

[manlyquail]

Stuff!

Oh man, been a while since I updated anything on Tumblr and my Ao3 updates have been slow going, so maybe it’s a bit of update and teaser time! For... those that care! :D Updates and teasers blow!

Where I’ve Been

So the short version of this; School! School school and more school! I’ve been rounding out my last semester and applying to Graduate school and applying for work at a lab, both of which I got accepted into! It’s all very exciting and honestly where most of my time has been lately. Admittedly when you fall off the horse it’s kinda hard to hop back on, but I promise that even if it’s just a paragraph at a time a lot of my stuff is being worked on. So then; 

The Stuff!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/28639323/chapters/70200702 - TwoSouls

This is my most popular story by far so I figure I’ll give it that bump first! This story is reaching its close and probably has just a few more chapters left. I actually have the newest one already planned out / a healthy amount written, so except some bees goodness with some Ilia and some Fiona... lots of highlights for that group of characters!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/37971583/chapters/94835884 - A Girl I Met At College

This is my most cracked out story based on numerous head canons I developed in canon; the short version is that Oobleck and Hazel are the adoptive co-parents (they’re not together) of Emerald, and she’s started to go on dates with Penny and they’re sharing their lives, so on... This one admittedly will be updated probably infrequently once I get back to writing, it’s more to get my maximum levels of crack out and have something on paper.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/24407611/chapters/58879495 - Atlesian Ball

Now I’ll readily admit, this one kinda fell to the side. Once I started to get distracted with school and TwoSouls exploded the way it did, I shifted my gears somewhat. That said, I’ve finished re-reading what’s written thus far and going back over my original map, I remember more-less where I left off at and as soon as TwoSouls is finished this one will start seeing updates again! Also once I start Graduate School and get paid for the summer, I’m going to commission the heck out of art for the couples in this story and some other things, so that’s exciting plans for this!

Teaser!?

Now with the primary stories mentioned (my only other ongoing is Patch Pizza but... lord knows when or if I’ll get back to that!) I thought I’d mention two other sides things really quick that I have in the background!

First is another Bees story based on the series I have so far! The last story was One Night in Argus, and given the madness of V7 + V8 I think some bee happiness as a standalone outside of Atlesian Ball would be super fun (dancing with FNKY mayhaps?)

Secondly is a newer long-term story. It won’t be posted any time soon, unlike my other works I think for this story I’ll finish it and then post weekly, just depending, but it’s essentially a small retelling of the events of V4-V5. It’s core concept is Pyrrha surviving the Fall of Beacon, and having a sense of ‘Destiny’ and Survivor's Guilt with Blake, Pyrrha joins her on her mission to try and set things right and her eventual journey (Sun can come too of course). I’ve storyboarded it and have two chapters done already, but I can’t promise a release date any time soon. Still, look forward to it at some point!

There is an additional thing; based on my Cinder x Winter AU story (Cinder makes it to Atlas instead of killing her family...) the idea of building a world on their relationship and growing up together and doing a story for that. It’s definitely in my mind somewhere, but who knows! I’ve got enough to do as it is.

Future

I’ll definitely try and maintain more activity on tumblr moving forward as well. Definitely want to be more involved and all that jazz, but of course school and stuff always comes first. I’ll still make the effort though, for all... four? fans I have :)

[didyoutrydynamite]

I got a fever and the only prescription is more Ciel x Jaune content. Ciel enlists Penny's help to deal with Jaune but Penny misinterprets it as helping Ciel get with her crush, thus advice she gives is dating advice.

Ciel: (Arc is in sight. Just follow Penny's research on Diplomacy and Subterfuge. If my usual attempts won't make him behave, maybe playing nice will.)

Brain Penny: Approach them with confidence! Start with simple conversation to get the ball rolling. I believe in you, Ciel!

Ciel: ARC!

Jaune: *Jumps in surprise* GAH! Huh?! O-oh hey, Ciel. What'd I do this time?

Ciel: Nothing. I just wanted to share with you my opinions on the weather. It's cold.

Jaune: ... I agree??

Ciel: (Excellent. He's already far more agreeable. Now for the hard part.)

Brain Penny: Compliment his positive qualities! If they're specific and genuine, he'll appreciate it all the more!

Ciel: I've noticed your dancing skills are above average of the majority of students at Bulwark. It's a commendable talent.

Jaune: *Genuine surprise* Oh. Huh. Thankyou for noticing! Didn't think you payed attention to that kind of stuff.

Brain Penny: Be open and honest! Presenting yourself as comfortable around people will make them feel comfortable too!

Ciel: I pay a great deal of attention to things that capture my interest.

Jaune: *Blush* Huh?! O-OH! You mean dancing! Ha-Ha! Right. Well, if you're interested in my dance moves, I could show you how to do a few of them if you want?

Brain Penny: Be open-minded! Being willing to try new things and explore new experiences can help you connect with the target, and quickly earn their trust!

Ciel: Yes, I would very much like to learn. I'll reserve us an aerobics room in the gym. Will right after classes are over suffice?

Jaune: Sure! It's a da- PLAN! It's a plan. And definitely not any other type of activity!

Ciel: *Nods in approval* I expect no less, and I expect you to be punctual. Good day. (I did it! And he even stated before hand he doesn't expect any degenerative things from me. This new tactic seems to be working already!)

[howlingday]

(Penny x Jaune AU) I have always loved the idea of Jaune and Penny getting together. Since it help Jaune love again, and also gives Penny the chance to explore more emotions and experience new dynamics that a crush, or first love forces her to deal with. Especially when she has to ask her friends what are these feelings when ever she sees or is around the blonde himbo.

Love at First- LOCK-ON!

Ruby: Penny, this is Jaune. Jaune, Penny.

Penny: Hello, Jaune! (Extends her hand) It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance.

Jaune: (Shakes it) It's nice TO-! (Looks at his crushed hand) Ow...

Ruby: Gah! Penny! Let go!

Penny: (Releases Jaune) My apologies, Jaune! I was unaware you did not fully engage in the handshake.

Jaune: Yeah, that's, uh, my bad. My mom tells me you have to treat a lady gently.

Penny: You... You believe I am a lady?

Jaune: Uh, yeah, I do.

Penny: (Turns away) Am I... Am I a pretty lady?

Jaune: (Stands up, Shakes his hand) I'd say so. You're very cute.

Penny: I... I see... Excuse us a moment. (Pulls Ruby around the corner) Ruby, my friend, I am having a crisis!

Ruby: Huh?! What is it?!

Penny: I have already run a full diagnostic three times in the past fifteen seconds, but there is no issue with my body!

Ruby: And that's... bad?

Penny: No, it is a good thing, but it feels as though my aura chamber and flow regulator is malfunctioning!

Ruby: Uh, where is that?

Penny: The sensation is felt (Points to her heart) here.

Ruby: Oh my gosh! Penny, I think you have a crush!

Penny: A crush? What does that mean?

Ruby: Look at Jaune. Tell me what you think of him.

Penny: ...He is very tall. He is very kind. He is very considerate of others. He was not lying when he said I was pretty. I... I wish to engage him more often!

Ruby: That sounds like a crush to me. Well, no time like the present, Penny. Come on, let's actually meet Jaune this time.

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Penny: Jaune!

Jaune: Huh? Oh, hey, Penny! What's up?

Penny: I saw your fight with Team BRNZ. It was a spectacular victory!

Jaune: Oh! R-Really? You liked my fight? What was your favorite part?

Penny: My favorite part was when your confidence in that you would win was so great that you ignored the enemy team to engage in an open discussion.

Jaune: Y-Yeah, I, uh, totally planned that.

Penny: Yes, you did! Hic!

Jaune: Heh heh! I guess I'm a bad liar, huh?

Penny: I am also a great lie detector.

Jaune: Oh really? Well try this! Ahem! I don't want to go out with you!

Penny: ...Oh. You don't?

Jaune: I thought you said you were a great lie detector! I do want to date you!

Penny: Really?

Jaune: Yes! I do! I... I really do.

Penny: I will run it by General Ironwood. Ciel, would he approve?

Ciel: I cannot say for-

Nora: Say yes, or I break your legs.

Ciel: Ulp! Uh, I'm certain h-he will be reasonable.

Ruby: Ha ha! Jaune and Penny, sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G~!

Weiss: Stop acting like a child!

Yang: First comes love, then comes marriage~!

Weiss: I said stop! Blake, please help!

Blake: ...Then comes a baby in the baby carriage.

Ren: They're certainly lively.

Pyrrha: Yes, I... I'm happy for them. All of them.

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Penny: Thank you again for asking for this date.

Jaune: Thank you for accepting it. I know I'm not much, but thanks for humoring me.

Penny: You are very welcome, though I do not understand how I am humoring you? Did I make a joke?

Jaune: No, I just... I'm not exactly the best guy in the world, and you could be with anyone of them if you wanted to, but I'm glad you agrred to this date. Even if it is just a walk in the park.

Penny: I enjoy walking, and I do not believe I would have much more fun than with anyone else. One moment. ...Yes, I am 97.85% certain I would not enjoy this as much with any other boys.

Jaune: Heh heh... You say that like you're a computer, or something.

Penny: ...

Jaune: Penny? Is everything okay?

Penny: Jaune, I... I am a computer.

Jaune: ...W-Wow! You've gotten a lot better at lying, Penny. You didn't even hiccup.

Penny: It is not a lie. I... I am not human. (Flexes out her hand, Hand splits into multiple tools) I'm not a real girl.

Jaune: Wow... That... That kind of ruins everything for me.

Penny: I... I see...

Jaune: I mean, I was going to get us some ice cream, but knowing you're, uh, robotic? Mechanical? An android? What do you want to be called?

Penny: I want to be called Penny.

Jaune: Well then, Penny, how do you want to spend the rest of the night. If you can't eat ice cream, we can always go dancing, or see a movie, or-

Penny: I can eat ice cream!

Jaune: You can? Great! Let's get us some scoops! I'm actually glad, because I don't think I actually have the lien for dancing, or movies.

Penny: Jaune, are you... bothered that I'm not a real girl?

Jaune: Well, you make my heart beat like crazy, and I've only had girls do that to me before, so you must be a girl, too, right?

Penny: Yes. Yes, you're right, Jaune!

Jaune: There's that smile! I'd hate for someone cute as you to look unhappy.

Penny: And I do not want to be unhappy.

Jaune: Well, ice cream works great, right?

Penny: It does! It really does!

Jaune: Hey, uh, after the tournament, do you, uh, want to...?

Penny: Yes.

Jaune: Do this again?

Penny: I have already said yes.

Jaune: Yes! Perfect! I can't wait until after the tournament! You said yes, and I-I-I can't believe it!

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Jaune: I can't believe it...

Pyrrha: Jaune? Jaune, I'm...

Jaune: I... I don't blame you. (Grabs Crocea Mors, Looks to the screen) I blame her.

Pyrrha: I... I need to take care of something. I know you're grieving, but-

Jaune: I'll help you. Penny... Penny would want me to.

Pyrrha: I'm... I'm sorry for your loss.

Jaune: ...Thank you.

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Ruby: I think that's the last of them. Everyone alright?

Jaune: I'll check the alleys to make sure none of them escaped. (Runs to the alley)

Jaune: (Enters alley, Reaches end) Nothing here. That's good. (Shivers) It's cold out here. How do these people survive without dust?

???: TATIONS!

Jaune: (Turns, Sees green and red blur) What the hell?! (Runs out) Guys, is everything... all...

Penny: (Turns, Sees Jaune) Jaune...

Jaune: (Shakily steps forward, Runs while laughing) Penny!

Penny: (Opens her arms) Jaune!

Jaune: (WHAM!) Ow...

Penny: Jaune! Are you hurt?!

Jaune: (On the ground, Crying) I feel like a just slammed a warship... SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFF! BUT I DON'T CARE! (Gets up) You're back! You're here! You're... You are the Penny I remember, right?

Penny: I am not. (Pulls him into a deep kiss, Jaune embraces her and their lips part) The Penny you know has been upgraded.

Jaune: Sensational... (Chuckles) So you're much better now, huh?

Penny: I am. But only because you are here. (Sirens blare) I... I have to go. I'm sorry.

Jaune: Don't be like that. (Steps away) I'll see you again soon.

Penny: (Eyes artificially moisten) Sensational! (Activates jet boosters, Flies off)

Jaune: (Sighs) I must be the luckiest guy in Mantle.

Clover: FREEZE!

Harriet: DOWN ON THE GROUND!

Jaune: The luckiest guy in the- OOF!

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Jaune: (Sips his coffee) Mm. And that's when we showed up here.

Penny: You... have been through a lot.

Jaune: Yeah. B-But I'm stronger for it!

Penny: I'd rather have you be safe.

Jaune: Same to you, but we can't make guarantees when we're Huntsmen.

Penny: No, we can't.

Jaune: ...So, uh, rocket feet, huh?

Penny: Actually, they are jet fuel-powered flight attachments that connect to my thighs.

Jaune: ...So jet boots?

Penny: (Giggles) I suppose that is more accurate. (Sighs) I missed this.

Jaune: (Places his hand on hers) And I missed you.

Penny: I am happy to see we agree on this.

Jaune: I'm happy to see you happy.

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Penny: Salutations, Huntsman Jaune!

Jaune: (Chuckles) Hi, Penny. How are you?

Penny: I am functioning at 90% full capacity.

Jaune: 90%? What's the missing 10%?

Penny: (Hugs Jaune) This is 3%. (Kisses Jaune, Speaks without parting) This is also 3%.

Jaune: (Pulls away) Wow, I didn't know you could do that! Wait, that's only 96%. What's the missing 4%?

Penny: (Looks away) I... I do not think I am ready for 100% yet.

Jaune: Well, what would get you to 100%?

Penny: Something I am not equipped for. (Glances between his eyes and his legs) But I'm aware you are.

Jaune: (Looks down, Blushes) O-Oh! Uh, yeah, that's, um, ahem! That's a... different perspective for sure. Have you talked about this with anyone? Your dad?

Penny: I do not think he would understand, or how I would understand. But I have found videos, and that is how I learned.

Jaune: Uh, w-what kind of videos?

Penny: Adult-themed situalional comedies.

Jaune: Oh, thank god.

Penny: Also known as pornographic entertainment.

Jaune: (Groan) ...Does Ruby know?

Penny: About the videos? Because she was actually-

Jaune: ABOUT YOUR PROBLEM! (Covers his mouth) I'm sorry, Penny, I didn't mean to yell.

Penny: It is alright, Jaune. I enjoy hearing your squeaks of emotion. But to answer your question, no, she isn't aware, but I believe she suspects something.

Jaune: Well, let's go ask her. Uh, before that, what did you mean she showed you porn?

Penny: We were watching videos when an advertisement popped up. I clicked the link, but she exited before I could see the full details. I remembered the URL and searched for it later.

Jaune: Okay, I'm both less concerned and more concerned. Let's go talk to Ruby.

Penny: Sensational!

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Jaune: Penny! Oh, thank goodness you're okay! Are you hurt?

Penny: No, but... I feel strange. I... I am now the Winter Maiden.

Jaune: The-? (Exhales) Ah, not again. Listen, Penny, you don't have to do this! You can-

Penny: It is okay, Jaune. It was my decision, and I do not regret it.

Jaune: (Gulps) If you're sure. I just... I can't lose someone else to this Maiden stuff.

Penny: I understand.

Jaune: Will you promise me you won't do anything reckless, or crazy that will get you killed?

Penny: (Hugs him) I promise.

Jaune: I'm counting on you to keep it, Penny. Don't be a liar.

Penny: I will not.

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Jaune: Penny! Penny! Is she okay?! I just got the news, and I've been trying to get here as fast as I can, and, and, and-!

Yang: (Slaps Jaune) GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF! If she sees you panicking like this, she's only going to get worse.

Jaune: Right. Right... Thanks, Yang.

Klein: Ahem! If the master will follow me, I can lead you to her. However, I must warn you; I have done all I can, and even as a combat medic and part-time mechanic, I had trouble.

Jaune: Did you oil her joints?

Klein: Heh heh, no, I did not.

Jaune: You should have.

Klein: Oh, I'm sorry! I, er, thought you were using humor to- Nevermind. She's in here.

Jaune: ...Thank you.

Klein: I'll... I'll leave you alone with her.

Jaune: Thank you. ...Penny. You... You need to wake up. I... I need you to wake up. I need you to wake up because I can't do this alone. I can't lose you again. Not like this! I wanted to grow old with you. And yes, I know how crazy that is, because that's what I am. I'm crazy. I'm crazy for your smile. I'm crazy for your laugh. I'm crazy for the hiccups you make when you lie. Damn it, Penny, I'm crazy for you because I... Because I love you. I love you so much, it hurts. It hurts worse than you can imagine.

Penny: ...I can imagine.

Jaune: Penny? Penny, you're alive!

Penny: Yes, I am... And I... I love you, too.

Jaune: Penny! I... I want to kiss you, but... I don't want to hurt you.

Penny: Kiss me. I'll let you know when it hurts.

Jaune: (Gulps) O-Okay.

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Jaune: That's it, people! Stay close to the center and move forward! We'll be out of Atlas in no time!

???: I love seeing you take charge.

Jaune: Thank you, but I'm already spoken for?

???: Oh? Describe her for me. Maybe I can beat her.

Jaune: I doubt it. She has beautiful, copper hair with radiant lime green eyes, and the most perfect freckles you've ever seen installed on a woman.

???: What if she were that, and human?

Jaune: I doubt you could compare to her, even if you are human.

???: Jaune? It's me.

Jaune: Penny?!

Penny: Salutations, Jaune! (Kisses him deeply, Pulls away) My boyfriend~.

Jaune: It worked! You're human! You're-! You're cold.

Penny: I no longer have a heating element. I have nerves, and they are telling me I'm cold.

Jaune: Here. Take this. (Hugs her)

Penny: A temporary warmth for a permanent body.

Jaune: Once we're in Vacuo, I'll keep you warm as you want. All day, and all night~.

Penny: Jaune! (Slaps his arm) Oh no! Did I hurt you?

Jaune: You could never hurt me Penny. You love me too much.

Penny: Oh, Jaune~.

Jaune: Plus your arm is too weak. (She slaps him more, He pulls her in for a deep kiss) Forgive me?

Penny: You are lucky you are cute.

Jaune: I'm lucky because I have a girl like you. But I need to get back to work. Check on Winter, she might need help over there.

Penny: Very well. I love you, Jaune!

Jaune: I love you more, Penny!

Penny: (Boops his nose) Not scientifically possible!

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Penny: Please... You have to...

Jaune: I can't! You can't ask me to do something like this!

Penny: No one else can...

Jaune: I... I don't...

Penny: You can... I know this because I love you...

Jaune: ...I love you, too.

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Jaune caught his breath as the world fell around him. He felt numb, if he could even feel that. There was shouting, but it was a distant and muffled squeal. He simy dropped to his knees and wept.

"Jaune?"

His heart stopped. He whirled around to see Penny standing next to him, her green eyes shining brighter than before. He glanced back and forth between the woman in front of him, and the woman he loved and killed.

"But how?" He choked out.

Penny looked to behind her, where an older Oscar Pine stood, smiling. Jaune stood up, but he moved so fast, he almost lost his balance. Thankfully, Penny was there to catch him.

"What- I-I don't..." Oscar held up a hand to the stammering knight.

"Allow me to explain." He began. "I'm from a future where we defeat Salem, and where you die in the final battle. You and Penny were also inseparable there. She was so wracked with grief, I had to do something for her. So, I did this." He stepped aside, revealing a portal. "This will take you both to a universe where neither of you both fell in love, you both died, and Salem is defeated and gone forever."

"I... I don't know if I can do." Jaune gulped. "The woman I loved, that I still love, is dead. I don't think you can compare. No offense."

"No offense taken." She smiled. "I am also hesirant as well, but it's worth a try, isnt it?" She looked down at the other her. "For her?"

Jaune grit his teeth and kelt down, picking up his dead love. He stepped towards the portal.

"First thing I need to do is give her a proper burial." He looked forward. "And then I need to grieve."

"That is acceptable." Penny replied. "We can lay her down next to my Jaune."

"What's our success rate of us ending up together?" He asked.

"I believe you once told me to never tell you the probability of failure. It was a quote from the movie date when we met again in Mantle."

"Yeah, that's right." He chuckled. "Maybe this will work out." He looked down at the Penny in his arms. She died with a smile. "But first things first, Penny." He stepped through the portal.

"First things first." She repeated, following him into the next chapter.

[weatherman667]

Favourite RWBY Shipping

(note:  They are all going to be Jaune ships)

Primary Tier

1) Double Rainbow (Jaune x Ilia)

HM) Arkos:  This ship is impossible to not like.

HM)  White Rose:  They are fucking adorable together.

2) Lancaster (Jaune x Ruby) or Dragonslayer (Jaune x Yang)

3 White Knight (Jaune x Weiss)

4) Holy Grail (Jaune x Velvet)

5) Knightshade (Jaune x Blake)

6) Bumblee (Yang x Blake):  I WANTED to like this ship, but the show refused to have them actually talk to each other.  Then they had them hookup without talking, creating a terrible if not downright abusive relationship.

Horny Tier

7) Knightfall (Jaune x Cinder), or the even more extreme Fallen Ark (Jaune x Pyrrha x Cinder)

8) Sunlit Knight (Jaune x Ruby x Yang)

9) War of the Roses (Jaune x Ruby x Weiss)

10) Freezerburn (Jaune x Weiss x Yang)

11) Pollinated Knight (Jaune x RWBY):  For the indecisive.

12) Stung Knight (Jaune x Yang x Blake)

13) Rainbow Menagerie (Jaune x at least 3 Faunus girls)

14) Silent Knight (Jaune x Neo)

Super Dreadnought Horny Tier

15) Arc-en-Ciel (Jaune x RWBY x at least one other girl, usually Pyrrha)

16) Jaune’s Angels (Jaune x Cinder x Emerald x Neo)

17) Winter Wonderland (Jaune x Weiss x Winter x Willow)

18) Jaune x Saphron x Terra.  Hmm.  Needs a good ship name.

19) Grandkittens (jaune x Blake x Kali)

20) Witch Hunt (Jaune x Glynda)

21) Knight in the Crosshares (Jaune x Velvet x Coco)

[latenightswithdoom]

Characters

(Organized Alphabetically for ease of use.)

Avatar: Aang, Asami, Azula, Katara, Korra, Sokka, Mei, Toph, Zuko

Ben Ten: Ben, Gwen, Kevin

Beastars: Haru, Jack, Juno, Legoshi, Louis

DC: Barbra Gordon, Barry Allen, Beast Boy, Bruce Wayne, Cassandra Cain, Clark Kent, Clara Kent, Cyborg, Damian Wayne, Diana Prince, Dick Grayson, Hal Jordan, Harleen Quinzel, Harvey Dent, Jessica Cruz, Johnathan Kent, John Stewart, Lady Shiva, Pamala Isley, Raven, Selena Kyle, Sierra Hall, Starfire, Stephane Brown, Talia Al Ghul, Tim Drake, Wally West

Edgerunners: David, Lucy, Rebbeca

Frozen: Anna, Elsa, Honeymarren

Gravity Falls: Dipper, Mabel, Pacifica, Wendy

Helltaker: Asmodeus, Azazel, Beelzebub, Helltaker, Judgement, Justice, Loremaster, Lucifer

Helluva/Hazbin: Adam, Angel Dust, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Blitzø, Charlie, Chaz, Husker, Lilith, Loona, Lucifer, Lute, Mille, Moxxie, Octavia, Stella, Stolas, Striker, Vaggie, Valentino, Velvette, Verosika, Vortex, Vox

Incredibles: Bob, Dash, Helen, Tony, Violet

Invincible: Debbie, Eve, Immortal, Kate, Mark, Omni Man, Rex

Kim Possible: Ann, Bonnie, Jim, Kim, Monique, Ron, Tim

Legend of Zelda: Ganon, Link, Zelda

Mario: Bowser, Daisy, Peach, Rosalina

Marvel: Ben Grimm, Bruce Banner, Clint Barton, Drax, Felica Hardy, Gamora, Gwen Stacy, Harry Osborn, Jean Grey, Jennifer Walters, Johnny Storm, Logan, Mary Jane Watson, Miles Morales, Mystique, Natasha Romanov, Nebula, Peni Parker, Pepper Potts, Peter Parker, Peter Quill, Reed Richards, Scott Summers, Steve Rogers, Susan Storm, Thor, Tony Stark

Miraculous: Alya, Adrien, Chloe, Marionette

Miss Kobyashi’s Dragon Maid: Elma, Kobyashi, Lucoa, Tohru

Murder Drones: J, N, Tessa, Uzi, V

Overwatch: Ana, Ashe, Brigette, Cassidy, Doomfist, DVA, Echo, Emily, Hanzo, Genji, Kiriko, Mei, Mercy, Moira, Pharah, Ramattra, Reaper, Reinhardt, Roadhog, Solder 76, Tracer, Widowmaker, Zarya

Owl House: Amity, Camila, Eda, Edric, Emira Hunter, Luz, Willow, Vee

RWBY: Adam, Alyx, Blake, Cardin, Ciel, Cinder, Coco, Dove, Emerald, Flynt, Fox, Ghira, Glynda, Hazel, Ilia, Ivori, Jacques, Jaune, Jessica, Junior, Kali, Kobalt, Leo, Lewis, May Marigold, May Zedong, Mercury, Neo, Neon, Neptune, Nolan, Nora, Oscar, Ozpin, Penny, Port, Pyrrha, Qrow, Raven, Ren, Roman, Roy, Ruby, Russel, Sage, Salem, Scarlet, Summer, Sun, Tai, Theodore, Velvet, Weiss, Whitley, Willow, Winter, Yang, Yatsu

Scooby-Doo: Daphne, Fred, Scooby, Velma

She-Ra: Adora, Catra, Glitter

Sonic: Amy, Knuckles, Shadow, Sonic, Tails

Spy x Family: Lloyd, Yor

Star Wars: Ahsoka, Anakin Skywalker, Asaji Ventress, Ben Solo, Bo-Katan, Cal Kestis, Han Solo, Leia Organa, Luke Skywalker, Obi Wan Kenobi, Padame Amadala, Sabine Wren, Shami Skywalker

TCOAAL: Andrew Graves, Ashley Graves, Mrs. Graves

Zootopia: Bellweather, Bogo, Bonnie, Fennec, Judy, Lionheart, Nick

[arc-misadventures]

Penny: FMK Ruby, Jaune, Ciel

Penny: FMK

Penny: Yay! I get to play this game with all of my friends. This is sensational!

Jaune: You did properly explain the rules to her, did you, Ruby?

Ruby: Of course I did!

Jaune: Did you?

Ruby: Yyyyes…Yes, I did.

Ciel: Her lack of conviction her own words, leads me to doubt the validity of her statement.

Jaune: I’m not even sure, Ruby fully understands the rules.

Ciel: Oh. Then I revise my statement: I fully doubt, Ms. Rose’s words.

Ruby: Hey!

Penny: So! Will you marry me, best friend, Ruby Rose?

Ruby: Yay! I don’t get to die! I get to live~! I get to…? T-T-T-To…?!

Jaune: Well, she really didn’t explain the rules to her…

Ciel: I will need to file a lengthy report about these events than I expected.

Jaune: You, and me both…

Ruby: P-P-Penny?! I-I-It’s just a game, we don’t have to actually get married?!

Penny: We don’t?

Ruby: It’s just a game; its out of the three of us, which one would you marry?! Not actually marry?!

Penny: Oh, I see… But, can’t we actually get married?

Ruby: Well, there’s n-nothing saying we can’t… But, that ring is pretty flashy…

Penny: Of course it is! It is a high powered, energy beam band! With a power capacity equal to one Kg of a special blend of Hard-light, Electricity, Fire Dust for maximum output!

Ruby: Uhhh…?

Penny: It is also a gun.

Ruby: 🤩(Gasp~!)

Ruby: Of course I will marry you~!

Penny: Sensational~! I can’t wait to tell my father, and the General! That Friend, Ruby is now, Wife Ruby!

Jaune: Yeah, saw that coming.

Ciel: How could you?

Jaune: The pair both work on the same wavelength. Their understanding of one another surpasses what even, Yang, Ruby’s sister knows about her.

Ciel: Is that so?

Ruby: Ahh~! Its so pretty~! Come here you!

Penny: What is it, Fiancé Ru… Mph?!

Ruby: Mmmmm… Mwah~! Hehe~! How was that, my Android Wife-to-be~!

Penny: S-S-S-SENSATIONAL!!! W-W-We must do that a-a-again!

Ciel: I would refrain from doing so; such actions appear to have altered the mental comprehension abilities of, Ms. Polendina.

Ruby: W-What…?

Jaune: She’s saying your fried your Waifu’s brain.

Ruby: Oh… That just means we need to kiss more~!

Penny: Sensational~!

Ciel: Haa… You may do as you wish.

Jaune: What she said. So, are we done this game, cause it feels like we are… Or, should be…?

Penny: No, we should continue! With that being said; Friend Ciel?

Ciel: Yes, Penny?

Penny: I believe you, and friend, Jaune should, as the game says: Fuck!

Ciel: W-W-WHAT?!!

Penny: I believe you, and friend, Jaune should…

Ciel: I know what you said, but why are you saying that, Penny?!

Penny: Many people have pointed out to me that you are, what they call too, ‘uptight.’ Or, as Specialist Bree once said: “That, Ciel girl needs to relax; She’s so uptight, and rigid. She really needs to get laid, maybe then she can finally get that stick out of her ass.” End quote.

Ciel: SHE SAID WHAT?! I can’t believe she said that about me?! What if Specialist Schnee was in the room, and she overheard that! What would she say to that?!

Penny: Actually, Specialist Bree, was talking to, Specialist Ederne, and Specialist Schnee at the time she said this. Of, which they all agreed that you need to relax.

Ciel: I can’t believe they would say that about me?!

Jaune: Ciel’s mental breakdown aside; Why did you pick me to… be together with, Ciel?

Penny: Based on my analysis: Friend Ciel Soleil. Is highly sexually attracted to, Friend Jaune.

Jaune: H-Highly?!

Penny: Yes, She often stares at you when you are nearby. Her internal temperature spikes, whenever you are near. And, she displays several body gestures that indicate sexual arousal: Such as, deep blushes across her face, bitting her lips, rubbing her thighs together.

Ciel: Penny?! Stop talking!!!

Penny: Why not?

Ciel: Look, just because I like a guy, doesn’t mean I want him to know how I want him to pin me to the wall, tear my clothes off as he mounts me, and breeds me into his personal bitch!

Penny: …

Ruby: …

Jaune: …

Ciel: …

Ciel: I-I said that out loud… d-didn’t I…?

Ruby: B-B-B-B-Breed?!

Penny: Shall, I replay the recording?

Jaune: Are you recording everything you hear?

Penny: Yes.

Jaune: Someone needs to talk to you about that…

Penny: So, Jaune; Would you fuck, Ciel?

Ciel: Penny?! Quit trying to hook me up with the hunky blond Adonis future baby daddy!

Ruby: She’ll give those, Mantle Milfs a run for their money…

Ciel: Whose trying to get their hands on my man?!

Jaune: …

Jaune: Ciel, we’re going to have a words about this…

Ciel: O-Okay…

Jaune: Tonight, your room, 22:00. If you have roommate’s tell them to get lost, this is going to be an all nighter discussion. Okay?

Ciel: O-Oh?! Okay, Daddy~!

Jaune: Down girl.

Ciel: R-Right! Sorry.

Ruby: …

Ruby: Okay… That’s going to be a thing…

Ruby: So uhh… W-Who gets killed… I’m saying this with utter fear in my heart since you’re taking this so… literally.

Penny: Oh don’t worry, that’s already happened!

RJC: …

Jaune: P-Penny… W-Who died?!

Penny: Me!

RJC: WHAT?!

Penny: I died when, Pyrrha Nikos, accidentally killed me!

Ruby: Oh…

Jaune: Okay…

Ciel: …

Penny: So, did everyone enjoy playing, MFK?

Ruby: Yes…?

Ciel: I know I will~!

Jaune: No comment.

Penny: Sensational! We should do this again another time.

RJC: No!

Penny: Nawww…

[rocknroll7575]

MK Intro Jaune Vs Ciel

Ciel: *Walks on stage as she spins a pocket watch* Right on time, Mr. Arc

Jaune: *Walks on the stage with his broken sword* On time for what?

Ciel: Your defeat

XXX

Jaune: *Jumps off Juniper and lands on stage* Where were you when Atlas Fell

Ciel: *Creates hard light bow* Somewhere far away from those liars!

Jaune: Penny needed you...

[reashot]

New Years Hangover

Jaune is woken up by the first sun of the new years.

Jaune: Uhhh my head what just happened... I felt like I been hit by a truck... Why am I naked?

Ruby: Ahhh Good morning... And happy new years Jaune. ☺

Jaune: R-Ru-Ruby why, why are you in my bed. And where are your clothes. D-did we do it last night?

Ruby: What? N--

Why yes... We did do it last night. Multiple times actually. And we did it all night long and in every position imaginable and unimaginable. You even filled me with so much of your baby batter I can't even close it right. 😏

Jaune: Oh gods I'm a monster... I'm a horrible drunk monster for laying my hands on you.

Ruby: It's true. You actually took my first time. And I didn't have the time to give consent. 🫢

Jaune: What? Say it is not so. Please Ruby tell me I didn't do you know what...

Ruby: I'm afraid so. You forced yourself on me Jaune... Even when I told you many times not to... 😌

Jaune: I, I, I will give myself up to the Vale Police the first thing I do... I'm sorry Ruby, I'm so sorry.

Ruby: 😧!!! Oh no you don't! You can't give yourself up! 😨

Jaune: B-but Ruby I did something horrible to you...

Ruby: Y-you just can't! Okay, because, because I'm pregnant with your baby!!! 😫

Jaune: You what???!!!!

Ruby: Y-yes that's it. Ain't no way I'm gonna let my baby daddy go to prison. You don't want little Jaune junior to grow up without a dad do you? 👶

Jaune: I, I guess not but a baby... I guess I have to take responsibility by marrying you then. I mean you're my best friend. So getting married to you maybe isn't so bad.

Ruby: Yes Jaune you have to take responsibility for putting a bun in my oven. Now you have no choice but to marry me. 😈

While Ruby gaslight Jaune into marrying her something stir under a blanket near the two of them.

Ciel: *Yawn* Good morning everyone... Oh it's this time already.

Jaune: Why are you naked too? Oh gods did I do something to you too?

Ciel: *grabs Jaune arm to snuggle* Can't you tell?

Ruby: What?! No don't trust that hussy! You only did it with me Jaune. 😡

Ciel: Actually you did it with both of us... You made us service you together, then you take your time taking turn with us, forcing us to came and then you finished inside both us... I think I might already be pregnant with your child, daddy.

Jaune: I, I, I....

Ruby: You lying Bitch!!! Stay away from my man! 🤬

Ciel: Hey all is fair in love and war... And besides a Man like Jaune is wasted on you. He is better suited with someone like me.

While the two girls trying to claw each other eyes out. Something starts to stir under the blanket again...

Penny: Salutation! Friend Ruby, Ciel and Jaune.

*glomp at Jaune's chest*

Ruby: Penny? What are you doing here and why are you also naked?

Penny: Greetings friend Ruby, both Ciel and I were invited to celebrate new years festivity. Then friend Jaune accidentally ingest some alcohol....

Jaune: That's it! Please tell me what happened Penny. Did I do something to both Ruby and Ciel while I'm blacked out?

Penny: Ahh.... No you did not do anything to both friend Ruby and Ciel.

Jaune: Oh sweet, mother of. Thank you, oh lord. I'm not a rapi-

Penny: You did it with all three of us.

Jaune: *internally screaming*

Penny: In fact after you done with both of them. You start lusting after me saying. "Ha, ha, now that I had both Rupus, and Cipus now I want the Ropus" Then you starts to ravish me, tore of my dress, then stuck your gigantic cable inside of me, then pour some white liquids inside of me. And now I might have a little mini penny soon.

Jaune: I-I think might need some time to process this...

Ruby: No Jaune she's lying, you only did it with me and Robot can't get pregnant. 🤰

Ciel: Yes you only have to take responsibility for me. Don't worry about these others two. Just dump them somewhere in the alley.

Penny: He, he Friend Ruby and Ciel this game is so fun.

Jaune: Don't treat me like I'm some sort of a game!!!

Meanwhile outside the room peeking inside to watch the scene of carnage.

Yang: LOL this is so much fun. I should give Jaune more alcohol if I get to see more of this.

Weiss: You seriously need to get another hobby.

Blake:

Heh, heh, *slurp* more, more, I need more. More fuel for my novel!

Yang: And I think Blake has lost it...

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[didyoutrydynamite]

Ciel x Jaune: What if she started trying to "change" Jaune's scoundrel ways, taming him if you will. Her teammates start getting concerned when she starts looking at collars and leashes for him

Ciel is in the school library, using one of the computers for some net browsing, before one of her squad mates roll over in an office chair, stopping right next to her.

Kendall: Hey Ciel! Whatchya doin'?

Ciel: Doing some online shopping, Cadet Millicent.

Kendall: *A little ticked she still calls her Cadet instead of using her first name* Oh goodie, whatchya shoppin' for?

Ciel: I'm shopping for supplies and equipment in order to prepare for Mr. Arc.

Kendall: *Spinning in her chair* Ugh, It must be so awesome to shop for presents for your boyfriend. My parents won't even let me date till I'm eighteen, how lame is that?

Ciel: I have told you countless times that Arc and I are NOT romantically involved! We are enemies in every sense of the word!

Kendall: Uh-huh, so is that why you're shopping for *squints at the screen* handcuffs?

Ciel: When Arc makes his first move, I'll need something to detain him with if I manage to fight him off. But I must admit I'm having trouble finding a pair of handcuffs that don't come with colorful felt on the metal strands.

Kendall: Girl I think you're on the wrong site.

Ciel: No I'm not. I searched up 'hardened bindings' in order to find the strongest materials to restrain Arc's insatiable lust.

Kendall: *Points to the top of the screen* No see, you must have mistyped "hardened".

Ciel: ...Oh. Well that does explain the first few search results. But look! This site has plenty of things I didn't even think of using. Ropes, chains, blindfolds, dog leashes- wait dog leashes? *Looks at the description of the product, a slight blush appearing on her face.* This could be a good way to keep Jaune nearby... I wonder if this comes in female sizes?

Kendall: *Powers off the computer* Ciel we need to have that talk again.

[irismono]

Aight, waffles are yet to materialize so I'm gonna get my project list outlined.

In order of priority/how ready I am to work on them:

The Redwall Retrospective

Basically I'm rereading the series at roughly 1 book a week, and vlogging it on my mostly-dormant YouTube channel. I'll do a Jenny Nicholson style multi-hour video at the end. Currently working on Mariel of Redwall. Will get a link up to the logs for the first three books.

Red Fraction

My take on the "Pyrrha Lives" (Stomp Stomp) style of fix-it-fic. Got some fun ideas for it. Basically got Pyrrha's consciousness split into pieces across several characters, with the ultimate goal being recombining them all. See the opening for Black Lagoon if you want a sneak peek at chapter titles.

RWBY Modern AU (No solid name as of yet)

Man I love AUs, AUs are cool. And I've got some fun ideas for this one. Ruby and Jaune married for tax reasons? Got it. Coco Adel, the wholesome Yuri manga addict? Check. Gauntlets and Greaves? Hell yes, I read some baller GnG fics last year and I've been hooked ever since. There's other stuff too, but I've had trouble figuring out a main plotline, which is why I have...

Old Masters

This is a side story (or perhaps pre-sequel?) for my Modern AU, and one that has a defined plot line. The last generation's megahit pop duo was "Young Masters", made up of Ozma "Ozzy" Calavera and (The Pseudonymous) "Salem". The two had a fairly consistent will-they, won't-they subplot in their music and stage performances, until it came out pretty publicly that "they did", and the act (and relationship) broke up in a rather messy fashion.

Now some (insert number) years later, Salem has a grown up daughter, Oz is still trying to get his solo career off the ground, and neither of them are really happy. They meet by chance, and eventually (though with much pain) reconcile. Don't know all the details yet, but leaning towards a secret romance between Oscar (Ozma's Nephew) and Salem's daughter (either Emerald or Ciel, undecided) being part of it.

To aru Isekai no Tabibito (A certain otherworldly traveller)

It struck me one day that Semblances are rather close to ESPer abilities when it gets down to it. Thus, a RWBY x Toaruverse crossover feels pretty natural, at least to me. My thought: RWBY (and probably JNPR) find themselves dropped into Academy City with minimal equipment and have to figure out their way around.

The Bard for Advanced Systems

Don't know how big Advanced (as in 1st edition) Dungeons and Dragons is on Tumblr, but I take a great deal of issue with 1e's handling of the Bard. I can expand on why in another post if anybody's interested. TBFAS would be an essay and class write up of my idealized Bard Class, probably looking most similar to the 1e Monk in design style. I've got some ideas, I just need to set them in motion.

RWBY x Pokemon Special

More "nifty idea" than anything else. Pokemon Adventures was my first Manga, and I'd like to cross it over with RWBY at some point, probably by dropping RWBY characters in as trainers/Dex Holders. Could even do a full swap, but I'm less sure on that point.

As you may have gathered from the above, I have a penchant for RWBY fanfiction. This is because it is a world I have grown comfortable in, and the fandom I first explored fanfiction within. I haven't actually seen Volume 8, and am not planning to watch volume 9, and really I think things have been going downhill somewhat since... Well actually the show was always a bit of a mess if I'm being honest.

That all said, the world is great, and the characters, as interpreted by FNDM, are also pretty great, and rife with opportunities for cool storytelling.

What's that? Surely I'm forgetting something? Are half a dozen projects I want to work on not enough?

Okay fine, I've got some original works as well, but waffles are just about ready so I'll share those in another post.