i’m a simple bitch i see fanart of serizawa i swoon
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judge: and does the defendant have any special requests?
cody: death penalty.
obi-wan, from the gallery: cody, it’s just a parking ticket.
cody, whispering into the mic: please kill me.
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Police: Madame, we need you to come pick up your child?
Jessica: Which child?
Police: The unholy crime against nature.
Jessica: Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
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remember when I watched The Thing (1982) remember how fun that was
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🔫 are these track limits bothering you king
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uhm excuse me this is not an honest depiction of the current happenstance. as such i've created an accurate recreation of the above, for the sake of historic integrity.
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And one day he'll say to me: "Elphaba, a girl who is so superior. Shouldn't a girl who's so good inside have a matching exterior?"
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Little drawing of @goldenstrwbrry 's Kinito design!
I saw it and he enraptured me immediately so thirty minutes later I had this on my paper. No color, but I didn't have any on me :)
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in relation to this tweet from Jojo, which I love - I’m amazed by the number of posts I’ve seen suggesting that Nick is an innocent victim of manipulation from Boston. no one is saying Boston isn’t messy as fuck, but he’s been so clear about his feelings and what he is/isn’t looking for. he’s told Nick multiple times that while their relationship might develop in the future, he is only interested in casual sex for now - and Nick has willingly agreed to this kind of casual, non-exclusive relationship. Boston has absolutely no obligation to be ‘faithful’ to Nick, or to tell him which of his friends he’s attracted to. Nick wanting things to be different doesn’t make it so.
violating privacy and boundaries is clearly a theme with Nick - he expresses interest in Boston by leaving suggestive photos on Boston’s phone, having already gone through (and jerked off to) Boston’s personal pictures. bugging his car takes it a step further.
(I think there’s something to be said about the way Boston’s promiscuity and open sexuality seems to make his right to privacy seem trivial or less important than that of someone more reserved - it’s fine that Nick jerked off to Boston’s personal photos, because Boston slept with him after; Nick only secretly recoded Boston having sex because Boston led him on; Boston’s a whore, so it doesn’t matter, he was asking for it… but that’s a post for another day)
this isn’t to say that Boston is an innocent victim of Nick’s behaviour either - my point is that categorising them simply as Manipulator and Victim is reductive to the complexity of both characters. they’re both interesting, fucked up, flawed people, and that’s what makes them compelling as characters - and what makes it fun to watch as they make each other worse.
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