#hazbin hypocrital

[heartshapedcreaturefromcriptoon]

... Yeah so, how can you tell when someone has never had any interest in having actually good sex in their life, let alone had anything anywhere near it?

They write a bad sex repulsed "rap anthem" for a fictional character wherein they compulsively need to name drop bad Twilight Fan-Fiction as if it didn't become the bane of every (Asexual) BDSM Educator's and kinky persons existence!

...Was that one other Alastor rap song where he told Angel to sit down before he made him bleed not enough?

I'm not even gonna address the first lines since this a rap song and if you... put that into a racial context .... Kinda cringe? More than it already is!

[smilefullofcaligari]

of justice and juggling

that looked funny in my head

[koko-heads]

something interesting is that so many ppl are quick to ship alastor/vox and alastor/lucifer but when it comes to alastor/rosie everyone's sooooooo adamant that they're just friends lol

[aro-in-danyl]

Helluva ships - featuring Radioapple

Mammon does in fact tattle to Lucifer about Asmodeus and Fizz's relationship. Let's say the Helluva timeline lines up with Lucifer and Alastor getting closer sometime after season 1.

Lucifer doesn't know why Mammon bothered, even if Lucifer didn't have whatever was going on between him and Al -- he still wouldn't give a fuck. And he'd give even less of a fuck considering Mammon was still committing copyright infringement for his park, the audacity of that man was astronomical.

Still, Mammon calls a meeting to spill the tea because even he knows Lucifer is a hermit who does not keep up with the drama of Hell's so-called elite.

Asmosdeus finds out and therefore Blitzø finds out. So they all crash the meeting to give Mammon what-for. Fizz and Blitzø because they've never met Lucifer and think he's going to be pissed. Moxxie and Millie because Blitzø lied about where they were going and refused to let them leave. Stolas for moral support (and he's also never met the King, sue him, he's excited despite the circumstance) and Ozzie because he couldn't stop them so he might as well join them.

Following multiple very unnecessary pit-stops and shenanigans, they finally arrive at the palace---and it's too late.

Alastor has already kicked Mammon out and now he and Lucifer are doing paperwork, gossiping, and fighting over the (according to Alastor) tacky interior design of the palace.

The Helluva gang bust in (Blitzø is on a horse for some reason, he's very happy about this) and it's very anti-climatic.

Asmodeus: so you...don't care that I'm in love with an imp?

Lucifer, dad mode: You're in love? I'm so proud of you!

Blitzø: Just to be clear, I'm fucking this bird, there's nothing you can do about it

Lucifer: Okay??

Alastor: Darling, they think you care about hell's hierarchy

Lucifer: Oh! Yeah, uh-no. That'd be pretty hypocritical of me considering [gestures to Alastor]

The Helluva crew leave the palace once Lucifer and Alastor start bickering again looking like they've escaped a hurricane, wondering if they should be sending the King of Hell a 'Congratz on the Divorce' card.

Moxxie: ...does this mean we have two Kings now?

[veryberrybad]

guys……… i love women

my design for female alastor !! not too many major changes, i did give her longer antlers though. because i think she deserves them. and a shawl!

my color experiments!! also her outfit inspirations under the cut

[freyarts07]

The Critical Community against Vivziepop is honestly unhinged and let me explain why

I’ve been noticing so many people in the critical community getting extreme levels of harassment not just from the stans, but other members as well. Most of the reasons as to why this happens is mostly identity politics and misunderstanding. From a witness to the harassment, it’s LOADS of disgusting, depraved shit that people send and honestly I don’t even want to list the types bc it’s that screwed up.

Both sides sure love to put themselves on a moral pedestal, but contradict themselves by being blatantly discriminatory and literally harass people to death. Like holy shit both sides love to tear people apart and it’s honestly disgusting. The critical community is just as bad and people should realize it. To the peeps who do criticize on Vivziepop’s work that’s actually true then you deserve a reward. To all the people who’ve been harassed to death over misunderstandings then I’m completely sorry and I hope you feel better.

Yes, I’n leaving the critical community as well as filtering those tags.

[stubbet]

‼️Art dump‼️

(Because what else am I gonna do with these)

Ugly-art from art block, traditional art, digital-traditional, digital art, all these art are still my art regardless of whether or not I like them, so I might as well show em, and I am doing this because I KNOW YOUR READING THIS FROSTY, I AM PROUD OF MY ART CUZ AT THE END OF THE DAY IT'S MINE AND I LOVE IT!!! SO, GO JOIN THAT CONTEST!!! POST YOUR ART!!! WIN OR LOSE, YOU WILL HATE YOURSELF EITHER WAY!!! LOL 😆 I KNOW YOU🫵!!!

-Percy E.

[cupidsncheerios]

okay hear me out here. radiostatic vampire au but vox is the vampire

like, vox is a movie star that just so happens to be a very goth atheist with a lot of food allergies, and his best friend, alastor, is the host of a supernatural investigations podcast who has recently gotten into vampire hunting

alastor doesn't suspect vox though, instead he's on a quest to investigate and kill valentino (regular human who vox blames for all his vampy behaviour) so vox realizes that al is gonna figure it out someday and he needs a plan:

he'll seduce alastor before he gets killed

this does not work.

[almacambiondaughterofsaleos]

Arteice Really Let's Stolas Have It!!!

I love this. Give that insufferable hypocrite a tongue lashing.

[rius-cave]

I kinda like the idea of like Lucifer and Adam getting into a fight where Lucifer gets passed enough to send Adam off to Val as a sort of punishment, hours and hours of filming and even after that he gets railed by the pimpsh mothi

this could honestly work for any AU you want, but I feel like Prison!Lucifer would just give him to Val to show how Lucky Adam was to have Lucifer get to him first, I'm now being treated like a pet rather than an object

OUGH, HMM, THAT'S....

THAT'S A LITTLE INTENSE WOW

HMMM, okay I am aware I tend to make Luci a BIT soft, so I'll compromise for this one LOL.

He gives Adam to Val, but not without supervision. He is there the whole time. Lucifer knows Val is a crazy bitch and he can get QUITE carried away, so Lucifer has to make sure Val doesn't fucking break him. He wants revenge and is sadistic, but he knows there are things he can't go back from.

God I know I'm a wuss and if I really think about it, Lucifer (at least at first) wouldn't give a shit about Adam getting really hurt but for some reason just giving Adam to the wolves seems a bit excessive to me I DON'T KNOW

[heartshapedcreaturefromcriptoon]

Antis monopolizing "problematic show/fandom space deep dive" videos on youtube for normies, acting like they're also normies about to explain you a thing, will talk about how civil/level headed "nuanced", and "neutral" they are towards shipping culture, and talk about "anti" culture in air quotes implying antis don't even exist at all(because they're trying to just hide the fact they are one and are being completely condescending and biased) but then they'll go on to give an "example" of shipping culture that's like an official tweet or piece of artwork made by the creator or something, but they'll put like, some audio from like a jokey spongebob meme over it or whatever just to indicate how disgusted they are to even have to show you this and how you should be too... And then they'll be like "Again I don't care and have absolutely no problem with people who ship this ship/interoperate this story this way... Just MAYBE keep it to yourself, don't tell me, and don't interact in the comment section of my video I at least partially made about shipping, talking about how unbiased, uncaring, and "neutral" I am towards the fact that you ship this at all because woah, we're like, trying to Be Civil and not rock the boat here! UWU"

And then you'll look at their pinned comment in the comment section and It'll be like "PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BE CIVIL Y'ALL! UWU"

Oh, Sweetie? Who needs to Be Civil here? The people that already agree with all your takes, don't actually ship the thing, and look down on the people who do while you 'heart' all their comments but you'll delete mine in a heartbeat if I tried?

And then everyone in their comment section will be like: What a civil, leveled headed, nuanced take that nobody who actually likes the thing in the way you don't will ever be allowed to share theIr thoughts on or interact with even though they're already big part of the fandom what had to be discussed to make the video, good job girl! :D

And the video itself is like, two hours long...

And it's being made by vivziepop fans who already "ironically" hate themselves for "enjoying" vivziepop... Just like how they "ironically" hate themselves for "enjoying" Yana Toboso...

Because who else but some filthy, self loathing vivziepop fantis would stand there with an oversized mic with some vivziepop stickers on it to make hours long "Deep Dives" into The Problématique World of Yana Toboso?

... I think phrases like "they hate all of us" can and should be lightly applied to some queer fandumb spaces as well, actually...It's all fictional depictions of BDSM that give you Scene Ideas irl like if you're Nasty Enough, it wouldn't hurt anyone....lol.

MINORS DNI, OF COURSE!

[kittenfangirl20]

Look, I only ship Chalastor in the pilot versions of the characters with the backstories I made because I liked the dynamic they had in the pilot. In the canon series I am 100% Chaggie because they are so precious in the series. But I think it is so funny that this person says that they hate Chalastor because Alastor is aroace and then I go onto their profile and they ship Radioapple. Be honest, you don’t hate Chalastor because Alastor is aroace, you hate Chalastor because you want him with her dad. Also not all ace characters have to be anti sex, they just aren’t into it, but they can still have sex. That is why I ship canon Alastor with Vox and pilot Alastor with Charlie. I have also heard that Alastor is just ace, not aroace as well and saying that he was aroace is a misinterpretation of him. But all I am saying is at least be honest about why you hate Chalastor instead of being a hypocrite.

[pleasantspark]

Almost every character now has some messed up origin behind it, by being based on one of Vivienne’s enemies or altercations. Normal people don’t have enemies and a long list of people they hate.

For real. I even heard that she makes characters based off of critics. Or something.

Taylor Swift makes songs digging at her exes, but she doesn't name who. Seriously VivziePop is so butthurt that the people she hurt is busy moving on, that she has to create a character to mistreat them somehow.

Sir Pentious / DollCreep: Get pussywhipped by Alastor in the Pilot AND in the full series, have him be dragged away to get raped, and have him be used as a tool for sex from Cherri Bombs interest.

Valentino / Tyco: Make Val a rapist to Angel Dust...

Yeah, its obvious even AyyLmao the idiot who defends ViviziePop til her last dying breath confirms Val and Tyco are nearly identical.

[speakofthedebbie]

mmm tweaked a bit too much bc of charlator, gonna have to take a step back and re-evaluate why im getting so pressed over a cartoon pairing

[julsiemagne]

OKAY OKAY

So

Adam swearing might be showing how the angels (or God in general in this universe) are a bunch of hypocrites. My guy is an angel, so you'd think he's this perfect righteous entity but no. Mind you, these angels have an entire clock tower in the pride ring and committing mass genocide every year, and Adam's kind of their leader. They claim to be the ones in the right, the holy ones, yet they kill people (probably) without a care. They go against the rules their creator made yet they aren't kicked out of heaven.

Adam saying "fuck" is showing hipocrisy.

In my interpretation that is

[muchmossymess]

At this point everytime I see a "aroace is a spectrum!!1!!" applied to alastor to okay your shipping (romantic and sexual, not platonic/queerplatonic) I am just going to say "sexuality is fluid!!1!" and start shipping angel dust and vaggie