#hidan coded

[lucacangettathisass]

@tired-biscuit this feels Kiba coded

soap

[basilsimp43]

Deidara: *tapping fingers on table*

Sasori: *taps fingers back furiously*

Hidan: …What’s going on?

Kakuzu: Morse code. They’re talking.

Deidara: -.-- ..- .-. / - …. . / -.-. ..- - . … -

Sasori: *slams hands on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU FUCKING BRAT!

[pelipper]

Hidan would totally catcall a girl by calling her "toots" or "dollface."

[1anvi]

*seductively pull out a ruler out of my head* redrew a scene from a film

third guinea pig is so hidan coded like????i've never seen anyone talking about it

[c4l4mityv4in]

The Akatsuki as the main characters of Desperate Housewives, I take suggestions for more cause I could come up with more

Itachi as Bree

If it wasn’t for that one OFFICIAL video of Itachi trying to cook the perfect egg for Sasuke in his Akatsuki cloak, I would have given him Lynette

Obito/Tobi as Gabrielle

In my AU I’m currently writing, trust me this guy’s men got BIG money

Konan as Lynette

I just like to think that she’s a huge mom friend mainly cause I wanna relate to Konan

Hidan as Edie

I wanted to give Edie to Deidara but I think Hidan is slightly more Edie coded

Yahiko as Katherine

I miss them both

More in part two here

[zealctry]

it’s the instinct to correct her that parts his lips, but it’s his thinking better of it that closes it once more, even as his gaze drops back to splattered crimson, a glistening ocean of slowly-darkening red acrpss the ground. a favourite of his, amongst all colours. (  his own blood flows red, too, you see. therefore. . .. )  well, no matter. because oh— oh, how one small thing speaks volumes. in that one little misunderstanding, he sees her exactly for what she is ; a ravenous blackhole of a creature, pulling in everything that has the misfortune to gravitate toward her, yanking it within the inescapability of her orbit, to its centre. eventually to be devoured, to be consumed, to be reduced to nothing.

it poses a bit of a dilemma for him, then, when her footsteps ( red stamps littering the ground ) bring her in close proximity.  when she leans in and he reflexively leans back, thanks. ( there’s a temptation in there to be amused, when he has to gaze down at her. he refrains from giving it reign. it’s rather unfortunate that he’s not as stupid as he looks. it would have made his life much easier, and, all in all, much shorter. )

               “ whatcha talking about, I’m both fucking hilarious and real good-looking. ”  a deadpan retort, the words light upon his tongue, yet eyes alight with a different sort of gleam when names suddenly come into play ( his, hers, and then his own; a baited hook. clever. ) questions crash into each other upon the tip of his tongue, become a wreck and murder-scene. get swallowed back down, although he cannot help the involuntary shooting of his eyebrows upwards.  ( he wants to ask, he wants to ask, he needs to ask— )    “ Lord of the Flies. . .”  he echoes, instead.   ( and doesn’t give into the instinct of casting his gaze around for a pighead on a stick; he doesn’t look anywhere but at her, now that they’re within arm’s length. hasn’t stopped ever since her hands clasped his own, his gaze unreadable – yet fixed. )    “ Golding would envy me. charmed, I'm sure, and all that rot. ”  

 ( the reference is a private little joke. if she is what she claims to be, he’s pretty sure it’s a reference too below notice for her to remember. millennia and all. is it millennia? it probably is. )

the right hand he had surrendered to her clasp wiggles its way out to flap through the air in a nonchalant, noncommittal gesture and a flash of green. ( Hidan is left-handed. that doesn’t mean he isn’t fond of all of his appendages. )

does he believe her, trust those words? a silly question. does he believe, trust, any of them? a better question. both remain unanswered.

            “ that so. . . . what sort of things? if you bothered to recall my name, Bee, I’m guessing they must be quite something. ”

There is something about him that she has come to enjoy, even though their interaction has not lasted more than mere moments and all they have exchanged are cryptic words and grotesque chuckles. But as pitch-black eyes come to devour him whole ( head to toe, nibbling away until they reach organs and intentions and brutality she has been made aware of ), she likes the way he remains utterly unbothered by it all, as though he has seen this Bosch-esque scenery many times before and does not care at all, seeing the humor within it she herself still grins at. Oh, how delightful. It is truly a pity that he does not want to indulge in the lavish dinner she has put up but it seems that being ravenous isn't his cardinal sin. Would he grant her just a quick taste? Wild ones like him are hard to find these days.

His accusations tears a laugh from her throat, loud and intense enough to make her fold forward, the sound akin to the buzzing of insects traveling in swarms. Her hands come to rest on her knees, smearing the blood still clinging to her fingertips across her pants. " Cannibal! Abaddon has not told me that you are of the funny sort. " She offers and is sure that it will not take long for him to understand, to take this bite-sized puzzle piece and set it into the right place. And thus she moves, takes bloodied step after bloodied step towards him with an unbroken, undisturbed expression of curiosity and glee until she can clasp his hand with hers and lean forward. " My name is Beelzebub, lord of gluttony and flies! What a pleasure to finally make your acquaintance, dear Hidan. I have pried many a delicious thing from Abaddon's mouth about you. "

[lavender-long-stories]

I wrote 1 MILLION words in 2024. 

This post will act as a Q&A and a retrospective of my experience. In the last year, I have received many questions about what I recommend writing consistently, so I want to dump all that information in one place in the hopes that it might help someone who wants to write a little more.

Questions

Did you expect this at all when you were setting the goal back then? Maybe a hunch? From Asks Inbox

At the beginning of the year, a few people joked that I could hit 1 million words. I didn’t think it was possible, but it was nice that they believed in me. Even when I hit the 500k in July, I didn’t think it was possible because it meant I would have to do the same amount of words in 5 months. That just took me 7 months to do. So then I set it to 800k because that seemed more reasonable. I thought I might reach 900k, but never 1 million. Then I wrote 100k in Aug, and I had another 100k in just the first two weeks of Sept, and that is when I realized I could reasonably hit 100k at the rate I was going. I updated the website code but forgot to push the changes. 

How did you feel when you first realized you were surpassing the goal way earlier than you might have expected? From Asks Inbox

Uh, this is going to be a depressing answer, but actually, hitting goals doesn’t feel super fulfilling for me. I think I felt way more excited month after month, watching them build up, and by the time I actually hit them, I was a little numb to it.

I don’t believe it helped that the higher the word count got, I think the less people were excited for me. It's not their fault. I think they got used to it, too. It became more ‘expected’ rather than an achievement.

Is there a pairing you wrote about this year that you didn’t think you would write at the start? From Asks Inbox

ChoHina and KankHina. Those were both requests from @0rent and @nikandrros

Do you have a pairing you're thinking about writing but haven’t gotten to yet or haven’t released? From Asks Inbox

I had a secret goal this year of doing one story for each of the pairings that I wanted to but hadn’t, and with a one-shot out already and multi-chapter coming out before the year ends for Deidara, I will have checked off every single pairing I set out for at the beginning of the year.

I know you wrote a lot of SasuHina, but do you have a personal favorite ship of the year, or is it SasuHina? From Asks Inbox

I think I have the most ideas for SasuHina, and I do enjoy writing them deeply, but my favorite? That is really hard to say because usually my favorite is the last one I was working on. The issue is I love couple dynamics more than anything, and it's really hard to pick between them.

SasuHina is the most versatile as the dynamic can change depending on the situation you put them in, but it usually boils down to pessimism and optimism, but with them both having a little of both. Hinata having pessimism in her skills but optimism for others in general. Sasuke has optimism for his ambitions but pessimism for everyone else.

KisaHina has a lovely big brute and little joy aspect that I love. I really like the idea that Hinata feels safe in a shadow of someone taller and doesn’t judge the scars, and Kisame is sheepish when given affection and trying to be gentle.

HidaHina is funny to me because it doesn’t look like it should work, but Hidan’s brash personality actually fits well with Hinata’s passive one. Hinata appreciates honesty, and Hidan is nothing if not honest. Hidan does what he wants, and no one yelling about him is going to make him change, but I think if made uncomfortable enough, he would tweak his behavior, like Hinata being visibly uncomfortable but not scolding him. It's a very fun dynamic to play with.

GaaHina is warm in a way that is hard to explain. Both are rather calm people in their adulthood. Gaara feels a lot of guilt and has a perception of how others view him and accept that, but Hinata is forgiving and would see new, improved behavior as who he is now and ignore the past, and I think that challenges his worldview in fun ways.

ShikaHina is very comfortable, both quiet, reserved, and smart, but Shikamaru is far more observant and logical, whereas Hinata sees what paints her the worst and others better. Shikamaru makes for an interesting lead for stories where it is clear he is seeing things that Hinata isn’t but not speaking up about it.

SasoHina has a special place in my heart from back in my first fic (Lavender Clouds). The pure difference in seeing the best in people and intentions verse seeing the worst in people and intentions. Sasori being egotistical contrasts well against Hinata, who has nearly less than an ego, particularly when he can become frustrated that she doesn’t seem more in herself. It makes for arguments with chemistry, you can feel.

Bonus Dynamic I have come to love: Fugaku as a father figure/mentor to Hinata. I find the stern but more forgiving father figure a very nice contrast to Hiashi and Hinata’s relationship. I like to see the build-up of seeing Hinata as another pain to appreciating that no matter what, she keeps trying even if she is below rock bottom. And of course, Hinata having a decent father figure to look up to does not hurt.

Do you have goals and hopes for 2025? From Asks Inbox

Oh boy. Having a hard time choosing more than just do it all again, really.

Do it all again. The 100k, the rotation of ships, keep the streak going (hopefully hit a full year in Feb)

Do you make preparations before you write? Do you have to be doing specific things in order to get into writing mode?… I was just thinking if that plays a part in how you could sustainably build up routine From @daifukumochiin

I do not have any kind of routine to get into a writing mood, but that is because I have made the barrier to entry to writing very low. I have ADHD and mental blocks between me and the thing I want to do feel like mountains rather than pebbles, so it is ideal if there is 0 resistance or distraction between me and opening a doc to write.

For this I have a very intense notion board set up that allows me to easily keep track of all of my stories. [If anyone is interested in that, I can make another post on an updated version of that board - here is the old version of my Notion Writing Template]

I can open my writing page, then a story page for its notes, and its current chapter document with three clicks. 

Now, of course, that had an upfront setup up, and is might be over kill for someone working on one thing at a time, but once I had it in place, it was low maintenance, and all my notes are in one place, and I can start in a few moments.

Also, getting to a million is not an easy feat. I know you’re a planner than a pantser. But, just as the fics you’ve been posting recently, with Hinata in even more unconventional ships, do you think character/pairing first before plot or do you tend to come up with a plot first and then decide which character would fit it best?  From @daifukumochiin

I am not a planner. XD (context planners outline their writing and pantsers “fly by the seat of their pants”’)

I already talked to Mochi about this on Discord, but this still makes me laugh. I think this misunderstanding is because of my organization when it comes to knowing what five or more stories I am working on, what chapters are going up, and what I need to work on next. That is mistaken for actually planning the stories I am working on.

To be clear, I almost never have anything close to an outline on a story. What I tend to have when I am writing is a mildly organized massive note dump that will have everything I have thought of regarding that story, cute fluff moments that could be placed anywhere, main plot points I want to happen (might be subject to change), and key list of things like character’s professions or motivations if I already wrote it in, or it’s important something I want to get to and then maybe the plot to maybe the next 3-5 chapters at most bullet pointed for general direction. There have been a few expectations, but very, very rare for me to have any sort or real outline in place.

I rarely know how a story will end until I get within five chapters of it. This is why I can never answer the question, ‘How many more chapters do you think this is going to be’? I don’t know when it will end or how it will end. It will tell me when I get there.

When it comes to story concepts, verse pairing, how most of my story ideas come about from inspiration from my own writing or talking about a dynamic that a couple already has. So, usually, the couple comes baked into the idea. However, if the idea is just ‘let me put Hinata in a situation,’ that situation may not have a pair attached, and in that case, it goes on a specific general ideas board that I tend to steal from to give to more fleshed-out stories.

Do you think working with a variety of material contributed to you reaching an even higher word count? From @daifukumochiin

I would say so. Mainly because if I ever get bored with one story, I can move to another. If I get bored with that, I can move to ANOTHER. Ping-pong balling myself around means I can rarely get writer's block solidly to the point I can write nothing. And if I am not interested in writing anything that I have active, I have a concepts board with 100+ stories on it all begging to be written.

Did you ever have moments where there’s a scene you wanted to do, but you just didn’t have the words for it, or you didn’t know how to go about it, picking up where you last left off? Do you just dive recklessly into a scene, or did you have moments where you were like, “I think I’ll do this differently than I initially envisioned because it’s too difficult”? From @daifukumochiin

On occasion, I can get stuck on a scene, but it’s rare. I am not trying to make every scene perfect as much as I am just trying to make the story happen, so I usually just write it the best I can and move on and see if I hate it in editing (usually, I was just thinking about it too much and when I read it back it’s fine). If I get particularly frustrated and stuck, I then can just put it down and come back after writing a few chapters of something else, and that tends to wipe my expectations for the scene, and I can look at it with new eyes.

It’s rare and hasn’t happened in months, but there have been times when a scene was so bad that I realized I had written myself in a direction I didn’t want to go and deleted five chapters to go a different way, but that doesn’t happen often and symptom of me trying to push an idea that simply wasn’t going to work.

Generally, I don’t put a lot of weight on individual scenes panning out perfectly as much as I do with the whole story continuing in the direction I want it to.

Which new Hinata ship did you enjoy writing? from @0rent

All of them. XD

How did you keep the motivation to write so many words? from @Orent

I don't rely solely on motivation as much as I have made it a habit to keep writing when the motivation isn't there and abusing the motivation when I have it.

Motivation comes and goes. Use it while you have it but don't wait for it to come to continue writing.

How do you paced yourself? From @kavi_vu_ on discord

Writing every day. 

Making monthly personal goals rather than trying to look at the whole year. 

Set a daily goal and aim slightly above it. Meaning with any word count goal, know what your daily word count HAS to be and then try to write just slightly more than it so when you have a low day, you don’t have to scramble to make up for it. For example, if you are going for 30k in a 30-day month, that is 1k a day, but aim for 1.2k or 1.5k rather than just hitting the number and calling it a day, especially toward the beginning when you have the most motivation so that you can have a 100-word day or two late and not have the scramble to make up for it.

How did you ended up deciding to write 1 million words? From @kavi_vu_ on discord

I didn’t, I only set out to write 500k.

Would you do this again? From @kavi_vu_ on discord

I plan to do it again next year.

Do you recommend this experience to others including newbie writers? From @kavi_vu_ on discord

I don’t think I can recommend 1 million to anyone who doesn’t make it like their main hobby.

I do recommend tracking words to everyone, if nothing else to have cool data at the end of the year.

Have you seen a change in your writing style/habits? Anon on discord

Not really. I have been writing the same way for a very long time.

What I Learned/Takeaways 

I originally had a list of takeaways that I had been piling up, but almost all that I was planning ended up covered in the questions. Here is what wasn’t:

MORE words on the page quicker: Dictation is frustrating to start, but damn, it is useful.

I picked up dictation (speech-to-text) in Aug, and without it, I probably wouldn’t have gone for the home stretch for 1 million. I can type rather quickly, but my spelling is poor, and realizing that a word is spelled horrendously wrong can be distracting. On top of that, no matter how fast I type, it will never be as fast as I can think and speak, and I find it better to get all the thoughts of the chapter out and go back a fix after. If nothing else, I would recommend it for taking bullet notes, just to empty your brain of empty of ideas.

[If anyone is interested in a brief dictation post, I can make that.]

Try not to compare yourself to others.

I want to say this knowing that it will not be received well by everyone.

If your response to someone doing 10k writing days is to say, ‘oh man I can do only 1k’ or ‘it's easy for you, and it’s hard for me’ then you are being way too hard on yourself. You are comparing and I don’t recommend it. It does not serve you to look to anyone else and put yourself under them.

If you tell me you got 200 words in a day, I will cheer you on because that is progress toward your story. I will NEVER tell you it’s not enough, only to keep going, keep writing at whatever pace you can, and I am proud of you for continuing.

I am proud of you for writing whatever you do, and I think you should be, too.

Find Community 

I know that this is easier said than done, but if you are writing a story that you care about, go talk about it. There are lots of discords for all kinds of fandoms, and you might find some great story tellers in there as well.

I would like to encourage you to have a place where people can find you to talk to you about your work (like Tumblr) linked in your profile because sometimes, the people who want to talk about your stories as much as you do find you. Don’t be discouraged if you don’t find anyone right away. I spent 8+ years hiding from the communities, but I am very happy that I have joined them.

Write until a Nari finds you.

This is where I would like to talk for a little moment to highlight the chaos demon that is at fault for a good portion of the story concepts that have been written in the last two years AND who I go to when I need to talk about a plot, the lovely @nikandrros.

@nikandrros is one of those lovely commenters that writers dream about, who writes comments so long and so unhinged that they exceed the character limit of AO3’s comment system and have to be broken up into parts. They then found me on Tumblr, and we have been bestest friends ever since. They text you at 3 am with lovely ideas like ‘What if we hit Itachi with a car?’ and ‘Let me tell you this thing that happened at the office that is straight out of a Kdrama’ and ‘I need Sasuke crying face down on a couch.’ I literally can’t write out all the examples I want to because that would take forever, but if you have enjoyed anything I have put out in the last year at least, thank @nikandrros for either the unhinged ideas I had to tone down or keeping me motivated when I am 8k deep into a 12k writing night. I adore you @nikandrros, and I hope everyone gets themselves a @nikandrros.

Ready for another 1 million?

Thank you for all the questions! If you have any more, don't be afraid to ask. I will link them here. If you're shy, feel free to ask Annon.

If you are interested in any follow-ups on the processes, let me know.

[nardo-headcanons]

The Akatsuki Using The Boop Function On Tumblr

credit goes to @the-real-sasuke-uchiha for requesting!

Deidara sends out his boops in random spurts. He’ll randomly send 57 boops to Kisame, then stay silent for an hour and send another dozen. Also tries to annoy Itachi by sending him literal thousands of boops in an attempt to see him get mad for once.

Hidan thinks he’s hilarious for sending 666 boops to everyone, but like Deidara he tries using the feature to get a reaction from somebody, that somebody being Kakuzu.

Itachi sees the thousands of boops from Deidara in his inbox and simply clicks them away without batting an eye. Once he sees the boops from Sasuke, he boops him back once. Kisame also gets one (1) boop from him.

Kakuzu actually gets annoyed by Hidan’s antics but doesn’t really do anything about it. He’s too old to understand this stuff, and instead sends a single boop to all the people that owe him money.

Kisame sends out several boops to all of the Akatsuki members, making sure that everyone receives the same amount. He’s the only one who knows Obito’s secret alt account and sends him boops there too.

Konan sends a few boops to everyone in the Akatsuki but is very reserved otherwise. Maybe one or the other boop on Yahiko’s inactive account.

Nagato is too busy with his leader duties to send boops, but will ask Konan to send a single boop to each of the Akatsuki members on his Pain alt account.

Sasori doesn’t care. Doesn’t send out any boops to anyone, but he’s slightly surprised how many puppeteer ninjas from Sunagakure still send him boops to this day.

Tobi is the most generous with his boops, maxing out everyone’s boop-o-meter. He even sends boops to the Konoha ninja, simply to mess with them.

White Zetsu is very intrigued. He thinks of using it as a way to communicate and starts sending boops in morse code. Black Zetsu doesn’t care.

Orochimaru sends a few boops to Kabuto thinking it will boost morale. The fact Kabuto doesn’t boop him back hurts him more than he likes to admit. He’ll also send a few to Itachi and Sasuke to remind them he’s still there.

[cruel-hiraeth]

'jing yuan assumes a very motherly role with nagi' I NEED TO HEAR MORE ABOUT THIS EXPEDITIOUSLY

tbf jing yuan would be (by far) the oldest freak flat resident, so—if he lived there, which he DOES NOT!—he would be something of a den mother. hence, we move into a purely hypothetical scenario: while some of the other freaks-in-residence find his maternal antics somewhat annoying (zoro, kabru, hidan, and childe come to mind), others don’t. nagi, however, is special: he would revel in it.

it doesn’t start intentionally on either of their parts.

nagi—the egoist that he is—understands that he’s vying for my affection; the other freaks are Competition, as far as he’s concerned. and he thrives in this sort of competitive environment.

but he soon realizes that he’s outmatched by the others, particularly zoro and yuuji (he also learns that i really discourage infighting—unless it’s against childe). the only other seemingly chill guy in the flat is jing yuan. and it turns out that the young soccer player and the ancient space general have more in common than he thought possible; ofc they’re both sleepy, cat-coded guys who are fond of mischief. but they also fall into a familiar sort of dynamic with one another: mother and adoptive child.

jing yuan reminds nagi of reo in many ways: he’s calculating and indulgent and motivating and possessive, but all more subtly than reo ever was. and for jing yuan, nagi is a nice (for lack of a better term) plaything while i’m not around. they kind of use each other in a way—neither is purely benevolent—but it also isn’t anything sinister. and i don’t think it ever escalates into something sexual, although there is always tension between the two. it’s more so physical affection and shared labor (jing yuan happily shouldering the brunt of it, anyway).

i’m just rambling now as it’s kind of hard to put into words the revelation that i had but...yeah. two white-haired, cat-coded, sleepy freak men. UGH!

[evartandadam]

Do you know about the 5 love languages? (Quality Time, Physical Touch, Words of Affirmation, Gift Giving and Acts of Service) What is the order of importance for each Akatsuki member? :)

Note: Physical Touch in this is used non-sexually overall. Like hugging, cuddling, forehead kisses, etc

Im color coding, so you can find what you want faster 👍

Sasori: Words of affirmation above all (and intelligent conversation)! I mean, he dislikes attention in general, so it’s hard to imagine him liking much else 😂 If you can think of a gift he would like, he would very much appreciate that. Under specific circumstances, like AUs, Sasori would also love physical touch (canon 35 year old Sasori really has no interest in relationships in general). He would find acts of service demeaning- he can do it all himself, and in his mind, better. He likes quality time, but also disappears for days on end working on his corpse puppets or killing people to make them into corpse puppets 😍 You gotta be cool with that and tell him they’re awesome.

Deidara: Physical touch, words of affirmation, and quality time- he is literally a princess and requires constant attention 😂 There aren’t many services he would expect from you, he just wants you to tell him he’s amazing and rub his back for hours (maybe that’s the act of service lol). He also would love gifts, and definitely enjoys giving them! Very easy to please and validate!

Hidan: Words of affirmation and quality time! He is a dog! He loves physical touch too, but feels religious guilt for it 😂 His religion is founded on worshipping destruction, and I think love and sex are the opposite of that and frowned upon. Hidan wouldn’t appreciate a nice gift enough, so don’t waste your time (unless it’s a trip to the hot springs or pomade). He would appreciate an act of service like cooking meat for him, or converting, so he doesn’t have to kill you 👍

Kakuzu: Acts of service and, if he trusts you, physical touch (he is very deprived of real affection and would dislike it initially). Kakuzu would also appreciate the gift of a good book! He does not require a lot of attention to maintain his interest if you got him, and though quality time is nice, it isn’t something he values much (once a month lol). He values intellectual conversation more than actual affirmation. Note, a hookup with Kakuzu is easy, and I’m referring to vulnerable physical affection, like snuggling.

Itachi: Gifts, quality time, and lastly, physical touch- he will feel more comfortable receiving physical affection after you spend lots of time convincing him he deserves it. Words of affirmation must be used in small doses or he will reject them. He would like giving gifts more than receiving them, same with acts of service. He is emotionally sensitive and considerate, so he will mirror what you give him and more.

Kisame: Quality time and physical touch. Kisame is a good boyfriend who is generally content and if you’re just nice to him, he’ll be ecstatic. Like Itachi, he might need some small doses of words of affirmation before accepting them as truth. Expect lots of bear hugs and being carried around! The only gifts he cares about are good food, and time with you! He expects no acts of service, but would appreciate you caring for him- all of these people have had hard lives and are comfortable doing everything themselves.

Konan: Gifts and acts of service. Physical touch is earned with her. She is a queen, so she already has whatever she wants, so sentimental gifts are best (but she would love designer). Honestly, she would care more about acts of service you offer to others more than herself. She is attracted to people who display character. Quality time is also nice, but not the top. You have to be good in bed to date her, and she likes giving caring touch to her partners, as well as receiving it. Words of affirmation are appreciated, but don’t overdue it. She’s heard it all, and likes action more than talking.

Nagato: Words of affirmation and quality time. Nagato has a god complex, so just nod and agree with whatever he says, and he will feel so valued 😂 He will shower you with gifts, but won’t expect any in return. Like Sasori and Kakuzu, intelligent conversation is also the key to his heart. Nagato would also value acts of service towards his people. Acts of service involving himself would make him feel guilty. If we are going for sickly Nagato, he would struggle with physical touch at first, but accept it gladly after you gain his trust.

Obito: Words of affirmation, physical touch, acts of service . Also has a god complex, so just tell him whatever he wants to hear and treat him like a king. Before he went nuts, he was a golden retriever, so he probably loves head scratches and tenderness. A good gift might make him giddy as well. Quality time is not his top, cause he’s too busy trying to plan mass genocide, but of course you will have endless time together in the infinite tsukuyomi, so no worries! I’m throwing shade cause he would be a taker instead of a giver 🤪

Orochimaru: Gifts, of course! Weird taxidermy, expensive wine, statues of snakes for his lair, live snakes, stolen research, etc. You will be favored if you give lots of words of affirmation. He has no time for quality time, and you will always be sad and lonely while he experiments on children. He doesn’t feel like the type care much about physical touch, but acts of service are great!

Zetsu: Gifts (corpses of course!) Quality time feels like a favorite of theirs, they seem content to sit around and chill. Don’t be surprised if they kill you, they aren’t quite human anyway. Acts of service are also appreciated! Perhaps some gossip? Zetsu doesn’t seem like the type to value words of affirmation too much (especially Black Zetsu), and hcs for physical touch can go opposite directions.

[immoralimmortals]

Honestly I need to know more about other people’s Naruto ocs so if you may (I’m looking at you like this)

Tell me about takara’s lore? Sorry if I spelled her name wrong

I love Naruto OCs too!!!! Yes, you got her name right! I'm more than happy to gush a little! I have a songfic called A Song With Ten Names, which is about someone with the alias of "Takara" meeting the Akatsuki and getting to know what makes them tick! More info under the cut.

"Takara" is the alias of a civilian from what the reader considers a form of "the real world". Upon an untimely death, she is isekaied unceremoniously into the shinobi world. After witnessing the girl steal his scythe to cut a human trafficer in half, Hidan is spurred by religious furvor and she, in effort to continue survival, becomes his disciple. Kakuzu discovers her unknown talent to sing and play instruments, deciding to supplement Akatsuki income by becoming her impromptu manager. The Akatsuki leadership discovers the situation and decides that her whimsical songs about a world with light that blocks the stars at night might be more real than she wants you to believe. She meets each Akatsuki member who in their own way try to coerce information to see if she can be useful.

"The Performer"-- as she is often referred to in the fic-- is a neurodivergent-coded reader/writer stand in who has been historically punished for being strange, loud, and therefore happy. She often tries to communicate her feelings with songs from her world. The precise instruments she can play are guitar and piano. She wants to keep her former life a secret, but it becomes impossible to not let slip little by little.

My masterpost with more information

A link directly to the fic on AO3 if interested.

Always feel free to dm me if you want to know more or have questions!!! <3

[thethousandyearwitch]

~Index~

[Active Fandoms: HxH, Chainsaw Man, Dungeon Meshi, Naruto

Potential Fandoms: JJK, Noctilucent: Before Dawn, Golden Kamuy, Code Geass, Umineko]

Hunter x Hunter:

-> The Show Must Go On! [Hisoka x Illumi, Gon x Killua; YouTuber/Streamer AU; 23k Words, Rated T]

-> Looking For Gardens/Coffins [Pariston x Ging; Hanahaki Disease; 1700 Words, Rated T]

-> We make this bond [Pariston x Ging, Pariston & Gon; Pariston gets to Babysit; 1300 Words, Rated G]

-> Go ahead, Hold your breath [Leorio x Kurapika, Hisoka x Illumi, Pariston x Ging; Hospital AU; 4700 Words, Rated T]

-> Save a dance (just for you) [Leorio x Kurapika; Hurt No Comfort Autopsy fic; 3500 Words, Rated T, Major Character Death]

-> Dirty Nails/Awful Thoughts [Pariston x Ging; Cannibalism Hunter/Prey Dynamics; 6400 Words, Rated E, Major Character Death and Violence]

-> Damned Doomed Dismal [Hisoka x Illumi, Illumi x Chrollo; Arranged Marriage + Infidelity; 7700 Words, Rated E]

-> Undo(ne) [Hisoka x Illumi; Porn Without Plot, Hisoka sends Illumi a drunken booty call and reaps what he sows; 2k Words, Rated E]

Chainsaw Man:

-> Smelling Blood; Wanting More [Denji x Yoshida; Canon Divergent Yaoi Dungeon Scene; 1400 Words, Rated E]

-> Take Me Alive [Asa x Yoru; Porn Without Plot + mild DubCon; 1200 Words, Rated E]

-> * When I'm Done It's Over (A Little Bit More)* [Denji x Yoshida; Time Loop AU; WIP]

Dungeon Meshi:

-> Sweet To Tongue & Sound To Eye [Kabru x Mithrun; Post-Canon Porn Without Plot; 2k Words, Rated E]

-> Just Lay Still [Milsiril x f!Reader; Pre-Canon, Milsiril nurses you back to health; 5.5k Words, Rated T]

-> Enucleation [Kabru x Mithrun; Post-Canon, Kabru does wound care on Mithruns eye and somehow porn happens; 2k Words, Rated E]

->*Find Your Way Home* [Kabru x Mithrun , Mithrun & Milsiril; Post-Canon, Kabru has died an Mithrun and Milsiril connect over their shared loss; WIP]

Naruto:

-> Eye for an Eye [Hidan x Kakuzu; Black Market Organ Theft with homoerotic Surgery AU; 1700 Words, Rated E]

[ask-my-art]

Random tip from the artist

Deidara has an honor code for people he respects, likes, and dislikes. The way he refers to you is the way he sees you. If he respects you no-danna will be added to your name. For those who he sees this way in the organization are:

Kakazu

Kisame

Sasori

Konan

For those he likes but just doesn't hold a whole lot of respect for:

Zetzu

Hidan

Tobi

Then people he dislikes he will call them by their last names along with bastard or bitch. Itachi falls in that category.

Pain will be referred to as Leader-sama. That is him acknowledging him as the person of utmost authority. He will show the respect that he thinks they deserve.

[prpfz]

🔎👁️ M4F Looking to do ocxoc or ocxcanon play in these fandoms Hello, I'm a third person, multiple paragraph roleplayer who very much enjoys a number of fandoms. I'm looking for someone willing to play canons or OCs within this fandom list (or anime similar to these). I watch a lot, so feel free to suggest them) I have a kinklist that will be provided in DM, and I'd love to play out a long-term plo in any of the fandoms at the end of this comment, wholesome or dark equally open. If you have any fandoms that I don't list or plots that you'd like for me to check out, please feel free to ask. I mainly play ocs, but I can play canon males upon request as long as I know the source material well enough.

Don't worry about putting a massive amount of effort into your introduction. Just tell me who you are and what fandom and characters you're here for. All I ask is that you respect my boundaries and limits.

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Games Tales of series Megaman series Ys series Zelda series Persona 4 and 5 Star ocean series Fantasy life series Gunvolt series Armored core series Pokemon series Gundam breaker 4 Vall-hall-a Card En Ciel Grisaia

like or dm

[queercodedvillains]

The Waiting Room (4392 words) by queer coded villains Chapters: 1/3 Fandom: Naruto Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Deidara/Sasori (Naruto) Characters: Sasori (Naruto), Deidara (Naruto), Hidan (Naruto), Kakuzu (Naruto) Additional Tags: Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, eventually. we'll get there!, Feelings Realization, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Non-Consensual Drug Use, Friends to Lovers, lets be real its more like begrudging coworkers to lovers, its sasodei what do you expect, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Claires AU, if u know u know, lets call this one mallrats origin stories', I'll add more tags when we get there, wouldn't want to spoil it uwu, Sasori Week 2023 (Naruto) Series: Part 1 of Mallrats Cinematic Universe Summary: Sasori receives a call in the middle of the night that sends him spiraling. Modern (90s) au SasoDei.

@sasoriweek

[fireflylitsky]

You know your brain is ruined by Naruto when you’re just watching S6 of The Circle and every time this dude is on the screen ya just think “goddamn my dude is Hidan-coded af”