#history headcanons dynamics random ideas

[hurtspideyparker]

YES the Thunderbolts have a fantastic team as family dynamic, yes they are living in Avengers tower, yes history is repeating itself and 2012 tower fics are so back. BUT!

instead of "Alexei eating poptarts" or "Yelena in the vents", we must come up with new headcanons and make history

Bob always does normal domestic chores, often getting in the way of important missions and spy business. "All I'm saying is Bucky is our best sniper" "It would be a much quieter assassination if I just slipped into the condo and cut his—" "Hey sorry guys, anyone have laundry? I'm doing a load"

Yelena and her guinea pig always eat meals together at the dining table. Everyone has their Chinese food or barbeque, meanwhile the rodent is loudly munching on a salad right beside them

Bucky is the mom and always keeps them on track. "Ava you have a dentist appointment in the morning, and bring Bob so they can add him to the insurance. Lena how was therapy? Alexei, I said no vodka until dinner"

Alexei is always coming up with new promotional ideas for the team. Cartoon tv show, cereal, toothpaste flavour...every day he thinks he's come up with the next big thing. Whenever they actually get put into production (Wheaties) he collects and saves it, and won't let anyone use a different product. (He threw out Yelena's frosted flakes and it took both Bucky and John to get her to stop attacking him)

Ava likes to phase and sneak attack her teammates at random. She claims it's for training but really she just thinks it's funny hearing them scream

John gets blamed for everything, even if it isn't his fault. Especially if it isn't his fault: "who ate the last bagel?" "John." "Where's my hair straightener?" "John had it." "Whose turn is it to unload the dishwasher?" "Johnnnn"

[the-autistic-vulcan]

So Loud, Yet so Hushed Pt. 2 (Thunderbolts x Mute!GN!Reader Headcanons)

Request: Need more mute reader and thunderbolts!! It's so good!! ❤️❤️ - Anonymous

Description: Headcanons on being the youngest member of the Thunderbolts and being mute, continued

a/n: i am very happy that people enjoyed the first set so much - it blew up and now y'all want more? perfect! as said before, research was conducted to make these as authentic as possible, Reader is a Thunderbolt, Reader is mute, except able to express themselves through making noises. Reader isn't a specific age, but we'll say they're between 18 - 21

Part 1

gif credit: @dailymarvelstudios, @abbydidnothingwrong

So we've talked about their support in the tower - but what about on a mission in the field?

As field missions become to get a bit more complicated, you and the group devise a form of buddy system if the group has to split - in terms of randomizing, each dynamic you my have with each Thunderbolt will determine the communication style and how you conduct yourself, given your limitations

When you're paired with Yelena, the communication is absolutely direct. She makes instructions clear to you and gives as much detail as possible to avoid any confusion on your part

She mostly handles the combat stuff whilst if anything computer-y happens, she leaves that to you

One occasion required the both of you to physically batter some guards, at some point you're hit and she immediately goes into defence mode - once the guards are down for the count, you sat up, a bit dizzy

"Are you okay...?" She asks.

All you answered with was "...hmph," with a mini smile on your face - that put her at some ease

When you're set up with Alexei and Bucky, they both are the types of people that don't necessarily find a common ground

Both of them grew up and flourished on different sides of history, mind you, so you sometimes have to play mediator to get them to stop bickering

Alexei is basically your tank, you're the brains, and Bucky leads - and with the hand signals like you and Bucky use, you teach Alexei a few so you guys communicate a bit better

*makes hand gesture* "Like this, yes?" Alexei verifies, earning a nod from you

Bucky smiles a little, not really saying anything, but just enjoying the moment

When you're set with Ava, there is a silent consensus with the two of you

Since you do not speak, it's sometimes difficult to get in contact with you effectively - so she has a little scheme

She often offers to give you a tracker that is linked to one she puts on herself, so you guys can find each other

"Don't take it the wrong way..." she emphasizes, "It's a precaution."

You smile a little, putting your hands on her arms and giving a firm nod before heading out

Ava adores you, she wouldn't be able to stand seeing you lost

And finally, when set with the wildcards Bob and John, it gets a bit quiet - not because they haven't got anything to say - but more out of respect for you

It was Bob's idea, John reluctantly went along

If you ever communicated in sign language, Bob saw it as an opportunity to gain a new skill and, in effect, find news ways to accommodate you

John even learns some of the important phrases simply to better himself and kind of redeem his past problems

"And this one means 'I love you'," Bob explains.

John scowls a bit, "...when am I gonna use that one?"

Until one afternoon, you sign 'I love you guys', and he has to silently cry in his room

These are little things in their eyes that they help you with, and you recognize all of them are genuinely trying

You're basically a member of the family, and all of it is from a special and loving place

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[bunnybird-afk]

HoneyWheat is gonna be the death of me this season

(!!SPOILERS FOR EOD!!)

I swear Hogan and Merlin's dynamic this season is so frikkin cute I feel like I'm losing my mind. It's such a nice change of pace considering everything that happened during COE. And I feel like looking at it in the context of HoneyWheat just makes it cuter. Kicking my hair and twirling my feet over my favourite old married couple.

Starting off strong with this one,

Love that Sena just spent the last several months going through an extremely difficult time emotionally, but his first instinct upon seeing his husband was to immediately start flirting with him.

I'm also not over how much Valen actually acts like their child when we first get back to Holistone. Please your honour, those are his fathers.

Translation: "I really don't want to watch my dads flirt with each other after being apart for months, so I'm gonna just leave."

Also, this entire interaction feels like Sena and Hogan are going on a business trip and are leaving Val home alone for the first time. It's like a parent giving their child the "No parties while we're gone and try not to wreck the house" talk.

But on a more serious note, I do love that Hogan legitimately trusts Valen enough to look after Holistone in his absence. As much as he gives Val a hard time, he knows he can rely on his son most trusted knight to keep things running smoothly. And I feel like that's probably a massive deal for a man like Hogan and shows how much he genuinely respects Valen, both as a subordinate, a fellow knight, and as a possible successor.

That being said, I think it's funny to picture Hogan saying this about Valen instead of a random sword. Yes, your kid turned out surprisingly well, all things considered. Especially since you were both first-time parents. /j...kinda?

Another interesting thing I noticed was this interaction. First of all, this ties in so well with my personal headcanon about Valen's own tactics. I think the idea of him learning those tactics from HoneyWheat and his skillset and approach being the perfect blend of Sena and Hogan is so sweet to think about. He really is their son in every way that matters.

Secondly, it makes me all giddy knowing that Sena and Hogan make a legitimately good team and can rely on each other to make sure a plan goes off smoothly. And the fact that they have 'usual tactics' feels like it really speaks to how familiar they are with one another. A long, unspoken history that gives rise to things like this. Almost like an inside joke or some shared secret.

Same with this interaction. I love the playful banter and easy camaraderie Hogan shares with Merlin, and having it be Sena just makes it cuter to me. The casual implication that Merlin has seen a side of Hogan that not many others get to witness, and that those moments were goofy enough for Hogan to be embarrassed by it. But also that Hogan cares about them so much that he puts up with them playfully ribbing him about it. (In the platonic context, I feel like this is a very interesting thing to explore for Merlins like Kalix).

Also, I love Sena teasing Hogan about his 'low tolerance'. Especially considering that Hogan isn't exactly a lightweight, at least based on the H2H conversation we have with him, Chippy and Hammie later. But it does make sense considering Sena has a unholy tolerance for most substances. Hogan probably can't outdrink a god, though I wouldn't put it past him to have tried in his younger, more reckless days.

I just know Sena was being an absolute menace during this moment, though. He is taking every opportunity to fluster his hubby, even when it is absolutely not the right time for that. He is getting way closer than necessary, slinging Hogan's arm over his shoulder, and gripping his waist to 'steady him', all while acting like it's the most casual thing ever. And once they're out of earshot, he is giving Hogan that devastating smirk and casually hitting him with a, "Well, at least your flushed face helped sell the illusion."

[hollowflight-propaganda]

hmmmm 🤔

Aged up Bumblebee for wof requests pretty please :)

So.... I went a little overboard, and just decided to draw how I envision the aged up kids for the hypothetical arc 4 in my head. No Peacemaker though, cause 1: I ran out of room, and 2: I have literally no ideas on what to do with him.

I also decided to include some headcanons about them under the cut (also some close-ups of the art above)

Dusky

. 6 years old, making him the oldest of the group (would also be the tallest if he didn't slouch all the damn time)

. He's doing a lot better now :) (dw, I'll traumatize him again later)

. He's still a pretty anxiety riddled guy the majority of the time, but not nearly as bad as he was in book 15

. Overall he's a really gentle soul and is very easy to get along with. He'd have an army's worth of friends if he wasn't terrified of talking to new people

Mink

. 5 years old, just a few months older than Cliff (to fix how her age didn't make any sense)

. Wears a TON of bracelets, which is because she enjoys making them

. Is the one friend that cares for her friends so much that she'll yell at them if they talk bad about themselves

. Is also the type of person to make sure everybody's taking care of themselves. I wouldn't call her the "mom friend," she's moreso the friend that very aggressively cares because she just has a lot of love inside of her

. (also maybe it stems from the trauma of watching her sickly mother get worse and worse until she died much too soon...)

Cliff

. 5, also is the tallest of the group

. The essence of his being is a cross between a himbo, a theater kid, and a bard

. HUGE mama's boy. He's the type of guy who will call his mom for an hour at least every other day (Auklet's jealous of their relationship)

. Has taken lessons for a few different types of instruments, but prefers bowed string instruments the most

. Is incredibly embarrassed by that one published anthem he made as a little kid and rewrote it at some point. Auklet, Mink, and later Bumblebee know this and will sing it at random to mess with him. Dusky's more merciful but he still finds it funny

Auklet

. 4 years old, shortest of the group (Cliff would probably use her head as an armrest if they weren't quadrupeds)

. Looks and is perpetually tired because her sleep schedule is shit

. She's a history nerd, and is especially interested in the history of animus magic

. She's also an enjoyer of conspiracy theories (again mostly with stuff about animus magic and the mystery of where it's gone)

. The interest in animus magic mostly stems from how it disappeared before she would've been tested for it, and the idea of how she could've had it but now she'll never know drives her kinda crazy

. Mommy Issues™ (which is to be expected when your mom is Coral. (I just want more characters in universe that hate Coral okay?))

. Has no real desire to be queen, and really hopes that someone else will take over the throne

. Doesn't wear as much jewelry as you'd expect from somebody in line for the throne, only having a few piercings on her fins

Bumblebee

. 4 with Auklet being about 9 months older than her, making her the youngest

. Her personality has become essentially what you'd get if you took Sundew's brashness and combined it with Cricket's eager nature

. She strikes me as being a bit of a jock as well. I don't know what kind of sports these dragons have, but I think she'd be good at them

. Her and Dusky have a sibling-esque relationship, it's a classic extrovert and introvert dynamic with them

Close-ups:

[xmoonlitxdreamx]

Okay, I added my fbdo headcanons to my carrd 🙌 I may add some doodles to go with some of the bullet points later but idk.

I also put my hcs under the cut in case anyone prefers to read here:

here's my headcanons for some of the characters! This is all mainly focused on Ferris, Cameron, and Sloane. Especially Ferris bc he's a fascinating little weirdo to me. (???)

Just for awarenes, I imagine a lot of misc things of them post-movie (so like college to mid-20s age). I do draw misc comics and stuff of them high school age too, but I feel like most of my headcanons are for when they're adults.

General Relationship Headcanons

I ship Ferris/Sloane/Cameron as a poly triad; I've posted this before, but here's a visualization of their dynamics with each person:

Ferris and Cameron have been friends since 5th grade (this is basically canon)

Ferris knows Sloane from chatting between classes in high school (they're both popular so their social circles overlap); he starts dating Sloane in his sophomore or junior year of high school.

Cameron meets and befriends Sloane when she and Ferris start dating.

The three of them don't really officially become an item until the summer before Ferris and Cameron go to college, but they're all three very close and affectionate with each other all through high school.

Ferris and Cameron aren't really romantically involved until they room together freshman year of college, but they both were crushing on each other for several years prior.

Cameron starts developing a crush on Sloane maybe a few months after she and Ferris start dating.

Sloane's more or less been interested in both of them ever since she started dating Ferris and integrated into their friendship. (She's aware of Cameron before she starts dating Ferris since he's always around Ferris)

Sloane deduces that Ferris has a crush on Cameron a little after she and Ferris start dating, but she doesn't say anything to him about it until his senior year.

Ferris is mostly clueless to the fact that Sloane has a crush on Cameron until she tells him. (he's dumb) He's also unaware that Cameron has a crush on him, but he suspects Cameron has a crush on Sloane.

Cameron has no idea that Ferris and Sloane like him in high school & usually tries to avoid thinking about his own feelings for them. (he's also dumb)

College Headcanons

This isn't really true to canon since the movie implies Ferris and Cameron go to different colleges, but I imagine Ferris, Sloane, and Cameron all go to the same college.

Freshman year roomate system is supposed to be randomized, but Ferris pulls some strings so that he and Cameron are roommates.

Junior year onward the three of them room together.

Ferris is very loosey-goosey about actually showing up to lectures but he always aces his midterms/final exams so his grades are technically better than Cameron's. (Cameron usually skirts by with C's)

That said, Ferris takes too many gen eds and electives his first couple years, so he graduates a year later than Cameron. (Same graduating class as Sloane.)

This is an aside and a headcanon that doesn't really work bc I imagine Jeanie and Ferris as twins... but if Jeanie is taken as a year younger than Ferris I also think it'd be funny for Ferris to steal Jeanie's spotlight by taking an extra year and graduating the same class as her lol

Cameron's 3% sad he doesn't graduate with Ferris, 97% proud he beat Ferris at something.

Ferris majors in English with an Art History minor or something.

I'm not really set on Cameron and Sloane's majors... for Cameron, right now I'm going with something boringly secure like Finance.

For Sloane I'm leaning toward BA in Psychology. No real reasoning behind it tho lol;;

This is purely self-indulgent but Ferris's fashion style gets a lot fruitier in college lmao

Cameron still dresses mostly square but I also imagine him a bit more comfy-style (oversized cardigans/sweaters) in college. He still wears his black clompers with everything. (????)

Haven't really thought abt how Sloane's sense of style would change yet;; she and Ferris share a lot of clothes, though.

Ferris discovers he's genderfluid in college after Sloane dresses him up in feminine clothing for a party for fun; after that he starts wearing feminine clothing more frequently.

He sometimes performs in drag at a local bar/club his junior/senior/senior+ years.

Through most of college, Ferris wears a ring on his wedding ring finger (a gift from Sloane).

Ferris gets a ring for Cameron too, but he's usually too shy to wear it.

Sloane wears a ring she got from Ferris in high school as a necklace. (I think canonically her necklace in the movie is a ring on a chain but idk I can't really tell)

Post-College Adulthood Headcanons

Ferris and Sloane do get married soon after college graduation.

Cameron is somehow both the best man and the maid of honor.

Cameron starts wearing the ring he got from Ferris (and one that Sloane gives him too) after the two of them get married. He also gets rings for them. (...idk why i have all these ring hcs ok i just think it's fun)

Ferris works a billion wacky odd jobs & travels all over; he's never in one job for too long.

Sloane mostly does gig work in entertainment or publishing (idrk why but I imagine like photography and writing columns for magazines or sth). She stays around Chicago and lives with Cameron.

Ferris lives with Sloane and Cameron too, but since he travels around a lot he's not usually with them for more than a few months to a year at a time before going out and about again.

Cameron takes a gap year after graduation; he has trouble working up the nerve to get a job but at some point he becomes the main one of the three of them with a steady income. (Ferris and Sloane also contribute financially but their income is more varied)

Cameron's not particularly good at his job (he's not passionate about it) & he's kind of always on the verge of getting fired, but his coworkers dote on him and help prevent his boss from sacking him lol

A semi-consistent job Ferris does in Chicago is hosting a drag/queer show at a local bar/club. (He's usually in town the longest when he plans/hosts events there)

Ferris calls the two of them frequently when he's away; on Cameron's demand, Ferris is in charge of paying the long-distance phone bills lol

He also sends Sloane and Cameron a lot of souveniers from his misc travels; the two of them have a spot set up in their apartment for whatever weird trinkets Ferris sends them.

Miscellaneous Headcanons

Ferris and Jeanie are twins; they both think they're the older twin.

no one in the family knows who's actually the older and younger twin lol

Jeanie and Garth Volbek (delinquent guy at the police station) are dating post-movie

Ferris is close friends with Garth (idea taken from the original fbdo script); this pisses Jeanie off lol

Cameron's kinda scared of Garth.

Garth is older than Ferris and Cameron by a year.

Cameron likes cooking the most out of him, Sloane, and Ferris.

He's not actually particularly good at cooking. (generally looks sloppy but tastes good)

He often offers to help during dinner when eating at Ferris's house.

Mrs. Bueller's cooking style is very "Sandra Lee's Semi-Homemade Meals" energy.

Ferris is probably the best at cooking out of him, Cameron, and Sloane, but he doesn't really like cooking because it's too much effort.

Sloane's OK at cooking, but she prefers to do it in a group with the three of them than by herself.

I kinda consider the idea of Sloane's parents being divorced (from the original script) but idk I haven't thought that hard about it. I probably wouldn't frame it the same way as the script does since I wasn't crazy about that.

Like in the script, if Sloane's parents are divorced, she doesn't really talk about it with Ferris. She does talk about it with Cameron sometimes, though.

Ferris's celebrity crushes: John Lennon (big huge crush since forever, was devistated as a young teen when he was killed), Sigourney Weaver, Vanna White (???)

Sloane's celebrity crushes: Madonna, Debbie Harry, George Michael

Cameron's celebrity crushes: Siouxie Sioux, Robert Smith, Morrissey (.....)

Kind of along that note, Cameron's kinda (secretly?) into goth/alt music/culture but he's too chicken to go to clubs or experiment with fashion.

My personal theme song for college and post-college age Ferris is Wham Rap (Enjoy What You Do) lmao

Sexuality/Gender Headcanons

(this isn't necessarily the terminology the cast would use for themselves bc it's the 80s and i imagine some of this language wasn't widespread)

Ferris

Bi

Genderfluid (he/she, usually 'he' day-to-day, often 'she' when performing and occasionally in private)

Poly

Of the three of them he's the most likely to fool around outside the triad, but also of the three of them he's the most likely to experience light jealously if Cameron or Sloane are affectionate to other people. (idk he's like 5% toxic lmfao) (he doesn't get jealous over Cameron and Sloane being affectionate with each other)

Cameron

Bi

grey aro/grey ace/demi-ish (mostly just that he doesn't get crushes very easily)

I usually draw him as a cis guy (he/him)

Poly

Basically doesn't get jealous, isn't really interested in being romantically/sexually active outside of their triad

Sloane

Bi

I usually draw her as a demi-girl (she/any)

Poly

Also doesn't get jealous, and she does sometimes fool around outside their triad. Sometimes flirts with people in front of Ferris specifically to rile him up. (she's also like 3% toxic lmfao)

Other

I don't really think about Jeanie and Garth but if I did I'd probably hc Garth as a butch he/him lesbian and Jeanie as also a lesbian

That's all, thanks for reading if you did!

Ship names that I use:

Slocamfer = sloane/cameron/ferris

Camfer = cameron/ferris

Ferslo = ferris/sloane

Camslo = cameron/sloane (idk why i use this instead of slocam)

[cartoon-buffoon]

Going back to my love for cartoons for a bit here: random idea/ramble regarding Ortensia and sort of epic Mickey as a whole.

In Epic Mickey there's of course the drama regarding the heart and fame, yadda yadda you get it. Now of course Oswald was never truly forgotten however they still use the term forgotten because truth be told he didn't really have any fans before Epic Mickey. Like sure people knew of him, of course they did, he's a big part of animation history and his loss lead to Ub and Walt making Mickey Mouse. The reason why he was labelled as "forgotten" despite never truly being forgotten is actually brought up in the EM comics tales of wasteland comics

It's acknowledged people DO remember him but because Oswald has very little actual character in the classic shorts he was reduced to nothing more than "the first Disney Mascot!" (Julius was a side character in the Alice Comedies he does not count, shush) but back to what I was saying: this actually does a good job explaining that Wastelands' label of being "forgotten" is sort of loose and means just they don't have any actual fans because before Epic Mickey Oswald truly didn't have any fans, what was there to be a fan of? I thought of this recently because it brings up an interesting dilemma with characters in the EM universe. Like this is getting meta here but logically because of EM's existence Oswald does have proper fans now, he would logically be out of wasteland and he would have a heart. Wanna know who wouldn't though? Ortensia and the bunny kids

Like considering we never got an EM 3 with a playable Ortensia which would probably have her story actually give her some character and depth she is still kinda forgotten? Like yeah we do have bits and pieces of what she's like but sadly nothing really in depth? Like yes, she does have fans and she's certainly not forgotten but compared to Oswald who has depth she never got proper screentime to shine. Setting aside headcanons and fan made media, what do we have of Ortensia? We have comics from Tales of Wasteland, we have the one Christmas comic, and of course the knowledge of her status in EM as the queen of Wasteland implying she is married to Oswald. Comparing her to Oswald once more she has basically nothing of substantial character other than "she's Oswald's wife who is sweet but also logical", we don't see much outside of that and it's disappointing, same goes for the bunny kids who we have literally nothing of. We know of them, we know there's a singular daughter amongst the 419 boys, that's about it.

Anyways I thought of this in the first place because there's probably a very tragic truth that while Oswald would now be able to leave wasteland his wife and kids wouldn't. They're still stuck there being forgotten because we, the audience, have nothing really to be fans of other than shallow details of who they are. There's very little separating Ortensia from her appearance in the classic shorts which once again—holy fuck I'm sad we didn't get an EM3 the concept art of her is awesome. But ya know with that being said this sort of dynamic with Oswald now having a heart makes for the very sweet idea that he is now capable of leaving wasteland, but he doesn't. I imagine Oswald wouldn't, he wouldn't abandon his friends or family and currently continues to reside as a ruler choosing to use his ability to travel to and fro purely to help the denizens of wasteland. He remembers where he came from and he knows where his family is and wouldn't want to have it any other way.

(also the little prick has his imagery plastered everywhere, despite having a heart you cannot tell me he would choose to live in toon town where other toons probably don't care about him, he loves to be the center of attention lmao)

[magnusmodig]

╰┈➤ 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑'𝐒 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑/𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋 .

Hello! :D Thanks for your interest in Thor and me! This is a quick guide and permanent starter call for anyone interested in fleshing out dynamics with Thor. I'm a RPer that thrives off of communication with my potential and current partners! Talking about character dynamics, sharing headcanons and meta, and otherwise chatting with partners makes a huge difference ! But I get that starting any of it can be a little difficult for plenty of reasons. Consider this a shortcut! By liking this post, you are giving me indicative permission to: - write / tag you in (the occasional) random starters - send you asks (ic or ooc) unprompted by memes - swap discords ! (and otherwise send tumblr IMS) - send you ideas for scenarios and dynamics with your muse(s) ! You also have my full permission to do the same for me! :)

Below the cut you will find:

some generic starter/beginner plot scenarios

a list of topics and/or points of interest specific to thor

and more importantly: a dynamics call!

If you have one or multiple muses and are interested in a specific dynamic, please IM me here or on discord! I would love to develop it with you! Otherwise, feel free to use anything and everything mentioned here as a basis for starting things up with me!

𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐒 .

A short list of more generic scenarios you will most likely find Thor in one way or another. If it seems vague: that's because Thor is very specifically a character who does not seek out interaction unless there is definitive purpose behind it. So, it can be a bit difficult to start things off with his POV. That said: all scenarios listed are inevitable with Thor and WILL occur at least once. I tried to tailor them specifically towards starting a relationship dynamic or for when you're low on ideas for starters!

➤ Talk to me about anything on my 𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐠! ➤ Your muse (or an NPC) is in danger and Thor rushes in lends a hand to save them! ➤ Thor is already in the midst of, or aftermath of, your classic superhero scenario. (Think: toppling building, stopping (or investigating) a theft or missing persons, explosions, some baddie trying to take over the world again storm on a boat, earthquakes, tsunamis, etc.) ➤ Thor was invited to a party and/or team meeting and is either the life of the party (probably there's alcohol involved), OR he's lingering on the sidelines, observing everyone's good time from afar. ➤ Your muse finds Thor watching a sunrise, or otherwise appreciating nature. (ALT: he could be hanging out with animals again. He especially loves goats, horses and snakes.) ➤ Your muse may not have expected to find Thor in a library... but there he sure is, book in hand and everything. Try asking him what he's reading about! (ALT: could be looking into a magical artifact or spell.) ➤ Thor is your local cryptid and he will lug random things around (like entire trees), or get hit by a vans. (He won't be fazed... though he will be a bit irate that someone hit him with their van.) He could also just not understand basic human things. ...Or plebeian stuff, for that matter. Dude's a prince.

𝐏𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓 .

A list of things your muse can bring up with Thor that he will be happy to talk about! (Or rather: he will responsive towards these topics. Whether or not Thor decides to divulge and/or continue the topic is its own story entirely.)

➤ Asgard and the Nine Realms Ask Thor about his home planet and the Nine Realms! He can tell you anything and everything there is to know about its culture, ideologies, traditions, places, history, etc. ➤ Philosophical Discussions Let. Thor. Wax. Poetics. ...That is all. He can be very profound a lot of the time, but if you're talking philosophically with Thor, he is far more likely to let his masks slip and let you in on how he's feeling and what he's thinking about. ➤ Loki Yes. He gets his own section (LMAO). Thor will most likely default to talking very highly about his brother, in no small part because Loki is his favorite. IF your character is close enough to Thor, he might insinuate towards the strain between the two brothers... but he might also just flat out mention it off-handedly like it's NBD your brother killed you once... And then tried again! It just happens! ➤ Themes of Family and Friendship Thor loves hearing about people's families and friends. He will speak VERY HIGHLY about all of his personal allies. (See below in particular.) ➤ The Warriors Three and Lady Sif Thor could talk about his personal squadron for DAYS. He never gets tired of heaping praise upon them for their interests and deeds. These are Thor's closest friends and he is very fond of them. ➤ The Avengers / Earth Thor may not be the closest with the Avengers but he thinks highly of them! Depending on which Avenger you ask him about, he will have different things to say. Mostly, he'll probably end up mentioning Steve or Tony. ➤ Jane and other humans of Thor's interest. Thor has plenty of human friends! And he remembers fine details about every single one of them. Of course, Thor has the most to say about Jane Foster, his human beau. ➤ Astronomy, spacetime, weather, electro magnetics and other sciences Thor is incredibly intelligent and well-versed in a lot of topics. As a member of a highly advanced alien society, he would have a lot of fun talking about astrology, quantum mechanics, and sciences. Of course, he has personal experience with weather, electricity and magnetics, so he'd be more likely to spout random fun-facts about those topics if they come up. (And also spaceships. He loves spaceships.) ➤ Architecture, agriculture, languages, and anything culturally anthropological. Thor is a cultural anthropologist through and through. He THRIVES off of learning about and learning to understand all cultures, with a specific interest in architecture, agriculture, and languages. Teach him something about your culture and he will gobble it up! And maybe he'll teach you a bit about the universe and Asgard while he's at it.

𝐃𝐘𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐂𝐒 .

The real meat and potatoes ! Be sure to leave a ❤︎ on this post and message me with the dynamics you're most interested in developing with Thor! Of course, you aren't limited to just one, and dynamics can shift and change over time. This is just letting me know what you'd like to see out of chatting OOC! :)

➤ 𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐟𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐝𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐫𝐬 .

This particular branch is mostly meant to pair with one of the other dynamics, as this fits generally in an "acquaintances" category. Your muse and Thor go out on adventures together. Thor gets to cut loose and be a bit of a rebel, wreaking some havoc and getting under his dad's skin (when he's alive) whenever he can. Maybe you're with him in space already, or he takes you TO space. Regardless of the setting and time placement, your muse is one that Thor would be happy to hang out with and share a couple of stories 'round the table.

➤ 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬 - 𝐢𝐧 - 𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐬 .

Your muse and Thor fight side by side, sharing battles, and stories of glorious victories and honorable tales across the realm... or all nine! This branch, like the one above, is typically meant to pair with any of the below branches, but it can also stand alone if you would like it to! Your muse could be under Thor's reign or branch of command, or a part of the Avengers or so on and so forth! At the end of the day, your muse and Thor are battle buddies, but it may take work and deliberate time spent together to really bond with Thor, sweet as he is to be around.

➤ 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 .

Thor is friendly, but that doesn't necessarily mean that he has a lot of friends. If your muse is someone Thor would go out of his way to check in on, they're probably pretty dang close! You're typically a good friend of Thor's once he is willing and able to give (or make) you gifts and act in service of your muse's interests, needs or wants. Because he will. Just because he can. He may buy you drinks, help you out of difficult situations, ...probably tease you from time to time. Thor is comfortable with you. Enough so, at least, to give your muse the feeling that he most definitely trusts you. And he does! ...As much as he is able to. (Which, FYI: is the absolute bare minimum. ) With Thor it takes a great deal of time and energy to pull off a REAL friendship without him somehow managing to slip the rug from under your muse about trust. By then, it turns out that this whole time, he's not actually been confiding in you at all. (Sorry Age of Ultron Steve...) Thor does not talk about himself as much as he thinks he does, or that other people think he does. It could be interesting to explore how that makes or breaks their bond!

➤ 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝/𝐨𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 - 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲 .

Thor is royalty first and foremost , so having close allies/friends that Thor definitively trusts is incredibly important to him! These kinds of dynamics make your muse one of Thor's rare go-to people. And this can manifest in plenty of ways! If your muse can fight, he will go to your muse to be his backup on the battlefield (or otherwise not try to dissuade you if your muse volunteers.) Is your muse intelligent? Good with strategies? Maybe they're great with political/diplomatic endeavors? Awesome. Thor is going to use your muse's ear as a bounce board while he whittles away at a royal headache of a task. (hah.) When Thor names you his herald, then it is very likely that he sees you as One of His Own. He will do anything for you. Especially in return for helping him with his ... everything as a leader. (Your muse is also absolutely free to risk hearth, health and safety to keep Thor safe at all costs. In fact, I wholly encourage it. :) Thor can't stand any second of it and would rather die than be "more important" than anyone else, but I say thee YAY for "King and His Knight(s)" dynamics. I am SHAKING you.) On the more down-low, slice of life side of things: maybe your muse just happens to become one of the even rarer few whom Thor feels genuinely safe with. Enough so to come to your side when he's uncomfortable, stressed out, or otherwise not feeling in the best of heart and mind. True friends of Thor may manage to needle at Thor enough to get him to actually talk about himself on a personal level. His thoughts and feelings. His experiences and how how those experiences effected him. I absolutely adore this trope.

➤ 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝/𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 .

(PLEASE NOTE: this is specific to indies!! Sorry Aevum fam.) Thor is a great many things and of those great many things, he is a romantic. That said: it can be extraordinarily difficult to get Thor to open up to you, even if you're his lover! So don't expect that once a relationship happens, there's nothing more to gain from the ship dynamic. ;) Thor can do flings, forbidden romance, doomed romance, exes, unhealthy/toxic pairings, you name it. I personally am at my best writing slow-burn, pining romances, especially when Thor gets to know someone deeply before and/or during courtship, so my preferences will largely lean towards developing and exploring how and why the ship works well together. Thor works best with people who challenge him to become his best self. Anyone who can stand up to his temper, whittle away at his walls, be invested of his heritage and birthright, and who allow him to share in their world in turn are the best matches for him! That said, given past family dynamics, and borderline ridiculous amount of baggage otherwise (as well as being royalty), Thor has developed a staunch penchant for never ever sharing how he feels. (At least, not when it matters. Not when it is personal.) So, bear in mind that your muse may struggle to get Thor to open up to him, no matter how close they seem to be.

➤ 𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝/𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐬 .

Putting these in the same category for no other reason than... it is really difficult to get on Thor's bad side. (Or rather: it is post!2011.) Perhaps your muse has a friendly rivalry with Thor, vying for his attention and getting irritated when he grants you absolutely none of it. Or, perhaps your muse is his genuine rival, and the two of them compete with one another to see who is truly mighty. Alternatively, your muse could be established (or graduate into being) a true ENEMY of Thor, either personally, or just broadly against his allies and/or the Nine Realms. Your muse wants to best the Mighty Thor, and Thor would love nothing more than to bring the hammer of justice down upon you. In the worst case scenario, he will show your muse no mercy, and hunt you down until the deed is done. That said: if you'd like your muse to go from an enemy to an ally, don't fret! Thor is an absolute sucker for second chances, diplomatic outcomes and chasing down the good in people. If he senses (or sees proof of) a glimmer of anything more than evil in your muse's heart, he will carve out the space to pursue it, irregardless of your muse's chagrin.

[umbral-stigmata-unbound]

Character Headcanon Meme | Open

@gcldfanged asked: [Reno, Chaos, Vincent- GO.]

Thank you!! Vincent was already answered here, but here are the rest!

Reno

Sexuality Headcanon: THE PANIEST PAN TO EVER PAN. He is extremely expressive, with his interactions, with his body, etc. Is it always real/with an end goal? No, it is often a tool, a way he interacts with people to have some sort of control or assumption between himself and others. But my Reno is usually pretty damn flirty.

Gender Headcanon: Cismale, but much like I see with Genesis, not really bound to one form of expression of that gender identity.

A ship I have with said character: Lately, as anyone who follows me would notice, my biggest ship has become Reno x Rufus. But I ship him with about every Turk except for Elena lol, Primarily Rude because come on. It's Reno and Rude. I've incidentally shipped him with Tifa and that was a unique enemies to lovers dynamic. I've shipped him with Seph, which is very unique and I'm eager to explore further. I've also shipped him with Cloud, which is either enemies to are they lovers or trying to kill eahc other? Or post AC where it's just special, butting heads, tension growing kind of shit. A really cracky ship is Yazoo? For some reason? I guess I blame their interactions in AC, but anyways.

A BROTP I have with said character: Rude, always--don't know that I have to explain that one. Cloud would be interesting as a friend, as much as either of them could be friends. More like, they oppose each other, but they've grown so familiar? I think his dynamic with Sephiroth, if they had interacted before shit went to shit, would be interesting because Reno is canonically (through certain comments in canon, like in Rebirth, and in the novels) seemingly one of the most sensetively driven Turks. He still has his emotional boundaries, but is the most likely to let his heart get ahead of him. So I do have a scenario with a partner of Reno sort of seeing shit falling apart, feeling the growing instability of the company, and just...seeing Sephiroth falling apart and just getting himself in too deep. The idea fascinates me. Also Evan. Because lets be honest, if Rufus and Evan won't accept each other as brothers, then Reno seems like eventually he'd adopt him anyways.

A NOTP I have with said character: Don't think I have a NOTP? Like nothing I'm adamantly against.

A random headcanon: To anyone that's dealt with my Reno long enough, you'll have found this out, but this is a very heavily fanon headcanon, explored him my fanon-history for Reno; he had a brother, from an affair/separate family from his mom (in his mind, from what he could understand at his young age when his parents died in a platefall in the slums, he assumed affair. what he didn't realize until later in life is that were separated and just didn't really explain it to him before the platefall, then he assumed they were both dead). That's where his goggles come from, he got them from his younger brother when he passed. Granted, I came up with this before even reading the novels and the one with Evan in it, so to my angsty surprise, that just added layers for me personally XD

General Opinion over said character: I love him. Not as intensely as other characters, and I only saw him as an amusing character for some time before taking him on as a muse, for fun. I didn't expect to get invested in the layers to his character, and I know there are more interesting Turks, like Tseng, but he's me chaotic flirty idiot XD and I've gotten rather attached and in depth with him.

Chaos

Sexuality Headcanon: Hard to really say? XD I mean, this can only imply in verses where I explore him/it being more present within Vincent and therefor involved in his human urges, enough to possibly develop his own. In general, obviously, I don't really see him having a sexuality because he's not meant to exist in any way other than 'The Squire', to end and purify life at the edge of the end of the planet. Doesn't really leave room for sexual expression. But, through his time with Vincent, I think he grows an appetite that fluctuations from low level to heavy, with many things, sex included. And he's fairly omni/pan, in that regard.

Gender Headcanon: Doesn't actually have a gender, is a literal WEAPON. But like the sexuality thing, through his time with Vincent, he adapts to certain expressions of his existence. So probably agender, male-presenting by circumstance. His body adapted from Vincent's literal form, as well as Vincent's perception of him, also my headcanon explination for the difference between OG and Dirge looks. Also I just find myself using he/him pronouns because.

A ship I have with said character: I don't generally ship him with anyone, to be honest, given his dynamic within Vincent, unless we want to get into the complicated layers of each of the beings within Vincent having a unique dynamic with his romantic partners. If so, there's a mild layer of ship with Cloud? Just see him as the annoying buzzing in Vincents ear, trying to get them to just address their shit because the pent of tension is suffocating. But I don't generally see him thinking much of humanity enough to have any draw or desire to someone specific (except in our verse, gcldfanged, but that's an acception and is layered lmao). The only being I could come close to shipping in any way shape or form? Is Omega, but that itself isn't simply shipping. They're bound to one another, they are one half to a whole, shouldn't have one without the other, that kind of thing. What they have, it transcends human bonds and desires.

A BROTP I have with said character: Again, he thinks very little of humans. Closest to a brolationship would be relating to Cloud, when Cloud helps Vincent with his head-mates XD other than that, would Vincent and the others within count? XD not sure they're all on good enough terms to be that kind of relationship lol. Though maybe I can see him relating with Galian more than anyone.

A NOTP I have with said character: Not really any NOTP, I guess? Just that I don't see him being sexual often, and he would never really be emotionally connected.

A random headcanon: He will never admit it, but over the years he grows fond of Vincent, as much as he can. They've had many years of many frustrations, he hates being trapped and stirring awake in him occasionally, but that wasn't Vincent's fault. Vincent didn't take him from his cave, and Vincent did put him inside him. He admires him, in time, one of the few humans that has earned any positive opinion from him. And he is proud to leave his legacy in Vincent's hands.

General Opinion over said character: I need more, man. Chaos is so fascinating, so cool, so intense. There's really not a whole lot to him as a character, I mean because he's a WEAPON trapped inside Vincent. But I really do love him, and I just need more content of him. I am so ready to see his design, after seeing how amazingly they did Galian in Rebirth.

thank you!!

[raelis1]

Lois Lane

Thank you! I'm going to talk about SV Lois only

Favorite thing about them - her belligerent buddies dynamic with Clark pre-season 9. I loved how she was absolutely unimpressed by him and called him out on his broody ways. They had many genuinely funny scenes together. She also had some of the best lines in the show. I enjoyed how unabashedly geeky she was (even though she made fun of geeks). And of course, her fearlessness and loyalty are very appealing traits. Aaand she was also the only good thing about season 4.

least favorite thing about them - the ableism. Sadly, SV writers thought it'd be hilarious to make jokes at the expense of the characters struggling with mental illness, and they gave a lot of such jokes to Lois because she was their designated comic relief character. And while she had some of the best lines in the show, she also had some of the worst ones. Also the way her journalist arc was bungled (same goes for Clark).

favorite line - "You know what Lois likes to see when she comes home? Pants! Pants on everyone!"

brOTP - Clark! They were best when they were friends pulling each other's metaphorical pigtails.

OTP - n/a. I like the idea of Lois/Bruce Wayne, but no actual OTPs.

nOTP - n/a

random headcanon - if Lois came to Smallville in season 1 or 2, she and Lex would get along like a house on fire

unpopular opinion - I thought she and Clark had way more chemistry when they weren't officially together. When they started dating in s9, their dynamic changed from snarky back-and-forths to Clark as the Straight Man to Lois' quirky/plucky comic relief. It's a popular trope, but it does nothing for me, and it made no sense for the characters, given their history. There was very little banter and too many declarations of 'together forever', Lois crying and calling Clark a "walking perfection", every other characters informing them that they were destined to be together, etc. It's just really not my cuppa at all. And their kisses were funny (it's like the actors were thinking the whole time, 'no tongue! no tongue at any cost!!')

song i associate with them - n/a

favorite picture of them - this one by far!

[lych33dragoncookie]

*slams hands on table* what are your thoughts on Squid Ink or Sorbet Shark?

Taking in a deep, deep breath. Cracking my knuckles.

I've been waiting for this one. I'm picking the shark.

But before I do that? I have something that's prerequisite reading. This. Specific. Post. Completely mandatory reading to not make everything I'm about to say incredibly weird. This Readmore shall only be clicked once you've observed it.

Alright, so now that we've established that I do NOT believe this is a child and that any indication of the sort in CRK is retconwork that is not to be taken even remotely seriously, let's do this. Dear god I hope this doesn't destroy my followerbase. Consider this me going public about the fact that @sharkpedia is me and that this blog is pretty much most of the reason that one has gone inactive. Oh, and if you still prefer seeing them as a child, that's totally fine, I don't think it's bad to do so from a media literacy perspective or anything, but it's definitely not my preference.

Sexuality Headcanon: Incredibly bisexual, though there's a particular weakness for big women. Gender Headcanon: Masc-presenting NB, they/them strictly though. I call this thing a guy but without any of the bearing of actual gender.

Ship: Okay. I was very, very, VERY wary of this one at first but the more I thought about it the more I was like well none of this makes sense at all so I might as well take it. Black Pearl. Weakness to big women comes in here, they follow her around like a lost puppy in an extremely gay manner. Worth noting here, the reason I was hesitant at first is that Black Pearl seems intrinsically tied to the idea CRK tries to shove down your throat that this is a child, right? But then I thought, wait, not even that makes sense. The Duskgloom Sea and Soda Islands are like an entire continent apart, so there's absolutely no way in hell they could have went from the Soda Islands, to BP's cave, then back to the Soda Islands THAT fast to make the Soda Islands story be bale to happen. It makes no sense. I get that they're trying to imply it, but they did it so haphazardly and in a way that makes so little sense that I find it hard to take seriously. So, yeah, BP is my pick here. BP is transfem here btw just noting that BROTP: Considering Peppermint? But idk I don't find their dynamic THAT fun. They're friends tho. Pirate meanwhile, that's a whole other story. I think Pirate and Sorbet have a dumb little petty cartoon villain and incompetent henchman dynamic going on. NOTP: Peppermint. Sorry, but considering I do not see Sorbet as a child at all, Peppermint x Sorbet is... Just a lil uncomfortable for me. Again, no judgement, specially if you do prefer your shark to be a child, but it's completely off-limits for me.

Random headcanon: Not present in the design but I think it'd be rly cool if they kept a shark tooth necklace from a young age. Like they shed a fang and throw it away but in that moment remember that "oh wait i've seen land cookies wearing these before!! and they look super cool!!!" and they frantically go back to get it, which they do, and they've been rocking with it ever since. They've also probably got a similar build to Alchemist, just a little thicker with a tasteful amount of buffness behind it. Like just a tiny bit. Wider than you'd expect, but not ripped by any means. Oh and I guess the entire age situation goes here too LOL, this is a short king to me (until they're in shark form at which point HOLY SHIT, BIG)

General opinion: Yeah I'm not normal. I have a history and a half with this little fucker. I was gay as hell at first sight and within the update I had NO reason to believe this wasn't a child, but at some point presumably due to a lack of any high degree of media literacy I grew kinda weary and decided to not touch that. And then years later during the events this year of me getting back into Cookie Run, a lot wiser, I went "hey wait a fucking minute" and realized that the "canon" statements of them being a kid hold absolutely no weight and contradict previous material and were clearly just done to boost the dude's marketability. And since then I've felt vindicated regaining access to my cute little shark person and allowing myself to be abnormal <3 cute, fun, attractive, he instills a somewhat similar feeling in me as Pure Vanilla does. ... Worth noting that any content the shark has in Kingdom holds 0 weight to me. Pretty much everything I think about regarding them comes from Ovenbreak. Specially because their personality hasn't been so brightly on display since their debut, specially not in CRK where they're so much more passive and woobified to hell and back.

Also their costumes peaked at Pirate Overlord it has not gotten any better since then.

[fluideli123]

Nothing Like A Father's Love (WIP)

As discussed in another post, Bowser and Kamek's familial dynamic has my heart in its grasp and consumes me daily. But so does the Headcanon that Bowser has Tourettes Syndrome and Kamek has regrets in his past (as stated within Bowser's Inside Story and Bowser Jr's Journey). So, in my normal fashion, I combined the two into a 5+1 fic.

The Main Idea of the story:

1: Bowser is a toddler and keeps copying what Kamek’s saying

2: Bowser is in the middle of a lesson about how Dark Lands history when he can’t stop moving and it annoys Kamek

3: Bowser is trying to pacing a lot in the middle of the night and it worried Kamek before he realizes Bowser isn’t in any “real distress”

4: Bowser keeps repeating an entire song while training to fight, Kamek tries to get him to snap out of it

5: Bowser has a bad day and keeps shrugging, repeating things, and making random noises that piss him off and work him up and Bowser snaps at Kamek saying he doesn’t know why he’s doing it and to just leave him alone

and

6: Bowser has a really, really bad tic day and that’s when Kamek realizes that Bowser can’t control what he does

While I have nothing concrete written for this story idea other than a beginning paragraph, the headcanon and what it entails microwaves in my brain like a rotating rat on a pasta pan. I will be MORE than happy to discuss TS Bowser and Kamek and Bowser's relationship.

[marichild]

I have not read your Gojo and Megumi and Tsumiki yet because I'm slow at going through my tbr but ⭐ for that fic and also ⭐ any fic you'd like to give a little insight on :D

IM SORRY IM LATE FOR THIS AAAAA it's been an. insane week. adulting sucks lowkey but

okay!!! my beloved baby, what should we become, in what form? began, like most fics, as a random thought that completely and utterly spiraled out of control.

ever since I first got into jjk via the anime I've been so utterly ill about their dynamic. add tsumiki into that dynamic and I was absolutely so gone. that's a little family yall....the doomed found family ever to ME

now. necessary context: I like trans-beaming characters and megumi and gojo are among the characters who got the transmasc beam. my original idea, before I'd even finished shihuya incident arc, was a little ficlet where transmasc gojo takes baby transmasc megumi clothes shopping a bit after they meet. except this is not what happened.

you see. I have a tendency to yap, and what was supposed to be a short little thing became....nearly 5k words and I hadn't gotten to the clothes shopping yet, so I stopped like. okay this is missing so much context here and there I should just commit to it. I have a chronic problem of not being able to shut up ever.

so I sat down one day and made a timeline of details I had based off the anime alone. then my goal was to speed run all my assignments and work related documents so that I'd have time to finish the manga (I came out of it a bloodied mess. and shipping shokuna, funnily enough). after that, I began to organize details on the zen'in because sadly we got almost nothing on the gojo.

(I did go around digging for interviews with gege but the most I got was the sugar baby thing and how his parents are still alive and I decided oh what the hell canon is my playground anyway.)

and so the final outline looks a little something like this: a missing-scenes fic of gojo & megumi & tsumiki, ranging from 2010 - 2018,- with scenes from pre-hidden inventory sprinkled in. I a satosugu bitch so there's that as well. I can tell you that while this will remain mostly canon compliant there are 2 scenes with them that I'm excited to write.

it has been quite a hassle keeping the timeline and ages and everything straight — the way I spent two hours trying to figure how exactly the whole thing with nanami leaving went down before I also went fuck it — but for the most part I've managed to pin it all down. shoutout to the time I was awake until 4am to pin down the ages gojo and megumi were exactly when they met. truly I either wing it and cross my fingers or go all in guns blazing....

for the most part I have the entire fic at least loosely planned out even though additional scenes keep sneaking in as I write. there's also the fact that I thought too hard about certain scenarios that gojo doesn't fully grasp the dynamics of from his point of view, so I have a few spinoff/companion one shot drafts lying around too — off the top of my head, shoko pov of the night parade, yuutamaki & inuokko poly mess immediately post-night parade & a little bit after, megumi’s first day on jujutsu high campus and accidentally developing a bit of a crush on yuuta, as well as complete rewrite of my only existing canon itafushi fic.

now to talk about a different point: it's so easy to project queer headcanons onto jjk characters forever (especially kirara but her being transfem is literally Canon mwah) and one thing I wanted to explore with this fic was: how do they handle being trans and queer? what would a growing up look like for megumi if he weren't assigned male at birth; how would it affect the zen'in sale and his history of school violence?

what would it do to gojo, who's at once so powerful and so powerless? and that brings us to the next point: truly, this fic is an attempt at understanding gojo through his grief and anger and his attempts to try and raise two kids who won't be abandoned the way he and his friends were. he's not the best at this; he sucks pretty badly, honestly, but he loves them, prioritizes their happiness and safety above all, and that's enough for them, for any kid, I think.

do I think he handles anything well ever? no, least of all megumi and his school violence. but I also think that he genuinely cares and would try to understand in his own roundabout way. that's a lot for a kid at that age, you know? especially considering how megumi would feel alienated at TWO levels. makes a wailing noise I'm so normal about them

now, tsumiki: this was. trickier. given the lack of canon tsumiki content. but I do believe they'd bond over one thing: wanting megumi’s safety and happiness always. I think they'd have a fun bond where tsumiki is really the one managing the household and keeping her idiot boys in line, but ultimately gojo is the older figure she needs to stay sane while she's the parentified child. they'd clash some over the way he does things, but again: with time and care, it'll be fine. her falling into a coma couldn't have been easy for him, either.

that brings me back to: at the heart of this is really just ... attempting to figure out and frame through the lens of "raising" kids and growing up into his own person, as miserable as he was his entire adult life, how he dealt with grief. while he was never happy for real per se, I want to see and write, as convincingly as possible, how he'd process his grief and come to accept it, in the same way he has canonically accepted he's nothing more than a weapon — but god forbid anyone touches any of his students, his kids. it's game over then.

the verse is so sprawling in my head and there's so much there forever but. zips my mouth shut. no spoilers <3

(and no, I still haven't gotten to the clothes shopping scene. we're at approximately 27k words on the doc.....please)

[catbread0]

Hі! Can I make a request from the RoR fandom? Poseidon x reader!Egyptian goddess of truth Maat. It would be interesting to see their dynamic as a couple. After all, the Egyptian goddess of justice and truth was definitely not afraid of the god of the seas.

(Thank you if you take up this strange idea🦝).

Poseidon x Ma’at! Reader

I'm apologize if there are any mistakes when it comes to Ma'at and grammar. Most of the information is from the internet. I did like doing this request since it's two different religions with different histories. Hope you enjoy it!

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Record of Ragnarok Masterlist

Two Pantheons

You were the Egyptian Goddess of justice, truth, order, and balance. Your feathered wings were attached to your arms. You wore many gold armbands and necklaces, and your feather of truth was always strapped to your head.

You weighed the deceased person's heart and determined if they passed on to the afterlife or ceased to exist. You maintained the peace and harmony in your pantheon. You were one of the most important Goddesses in the Egyptian pantheon. Maintaining the universe was no easy task.

Although you do have breaks, after all, each God doesn't always do 24/7 work each day. Heck, some Gods even have side jobs.

But that's not the main focus.

You were walking around the Greek pantheon. You were bored and decided to visit since it was one of the most beautiful pantheons. And you had to agree, as much as you love your pantheon, Greece had so many great views and architecture.

However, you were roaming around the Olympus Palace, thinking it was another beautiful temple or architecture for the public to visit. You were walking around, you were busy looking around, and bumped into someone.

“Oh forgive me, I was busy-” You saw who exactly you bumped into. It was Posideon, God of the Sea. “Oh? Poseidon? I never thought you would be the type to go outside your palace or sea.” You weren’t afraid of him. You, too, were powerful, and you’ve seen him in a few meetings or celebrations before.

“I'm not. You're in the Olympus Palace. Where else do you expect me to have a meeting with Zeus.” He said in a harsh and cold tone.

You were silent. You didn’t realize this was the Olympus Palace. You’ve only had a few meetings or celebrations within the Greek pantheon on a different floating island.

“I had thought this was a temple that your worshippers built. It seems I was mistaken. In addition, no one stopped me. If you ask me, this palace doesn’t have the best security.” You finally replied.

That was your first face-to-face interaction with Poseidon. He was hardly readable, with no expression at all. You went back to your pantheon and went to your father, Ra, God of the Sun. You asked him if he had any information on Poseidon, and to your dismay, he said no. You asked around, and most of them said no, or only knew very little.

The next day, you went to the Greek pantheon again and visited the Sea. You weren't really sure where Poseidon's Palace would be. However, you saw a few nymphs and asked if they knew where it was. They showed you where his palace was and led you inside. You weren't sure if they showed you because they were scared of you or they thought you had a meeting with him.

You thanked the nymphs as you saw them go to a different part of the palace. You wanted to get to know Poseidon better to know why he was the way he was. Soon, you found him in a room that looked like a big aquarium.

Poseidon's back faced you, and you saw how many fishes followed his finger on the glass. You found it amusing since he’s always been cold towards other Gods, “My I’ve never thought you’d have a soft spot for the fishes.”

Poseidon's trident nearly hit your head, but you moved quicker, narrowly dodging it. “Now, now, that's no way to treat a woman. Let alone one of the important Goddesses as well.”

“Who let you in.” He didn’t bother with your statement.

“Those lovely nymphs of yours. They were so nice, it's hard to wrap my head around why they like you so much.” You were having fun messing with him.

While it may not look like it, Posideon was surprised at how you spoke to him, not a single hint of fear in your voice, and stepped into his palace without his permission.

After a few days, it was customary for you to enter Poseidon's Palace whenever you wanted. At first, he was annoyed and tried to scare you away, but you always came back no matter what he did. His youngest brother, Zeus, even laughed at the situation.

Eventually, over time, Poseidon had gotten used to your presence. You would go against him multiple times. Oh, how he hates it when he demands something and it's not done. Although at some point, he would sometimes miss your presence.

After some time, the Greek God of the Sea realized to his horror that he had fallen in love with the Egyptian Goddess. It was something he hadn't felt for possibly decades in his life.

Finally, when Poseidon begrudgingly came to terms with it, he took you to a place with the sea that only he knew.

When you arrived, you had to admit it was beautiful and calming.

Poseidon took your hands into his, “Goddess of truth and justice, you will become my wife.”

Silence filled between the two of you until small laughter came from you. “You may be feared by most. But haven't you learned that I'm not? I won't be your wife, but we could be romantic partners.”

While again you went against his demand, he was all right with your suggestion. That's where your relationship with Poseidon started.

At first, you didn’t know how to explain to the other Egyptian gods about it. However, it went more smoothly than you had thought. Anubis, who was basically your colleague, was happy for you and showed one of the most support for it.

When you and Poseidon made it official, you told him straight up that you didn’t tolerate nymphs in his palace or for him to even try and flirt with them. You’ve heard from a few people that Poseidon was one of the Greek gods who had many nymphs and lovers. Poseidon agreed with your decision.

Poseidon would give you affection but only in private. He has an image to uphold and can't have it ‘tainted’ for something simple. Although he would sometimes hold your hand, usually under a table, he would still be cold and harsh.

Even in the relationship when Poseidon got too egotistic or harsh with you, you would make him remember he was talking to you. You may be the lover of the Tyrant God of the Sea, but you paid no fear when it came to him. You didn't care to even knock him down a few pegs in public.

Poseidon was amused with your winged arms. He would place his hand against your feather and brush through it. Poseidon would admire each color on your wings, and if one ever fell, he would keep it and use it to write. He mostly took it with him since both of you had important duties and tasks that you wouldn’t be able to see each other.

Poseidon would ask his staff to buy some gold necklaces and armbands from his pantheon to give to you. You loved the gifts and would wear them when you returned to your duties. It would remind you of him.

Whenever he would be with you, his eyes would betray him. While he looked annoyed, his eyes would change, a bit more with life, the moment he saw you.

At some point in your relationship with him, you moved into his palace. You didn't know how you were able to at first due to your duties in the Egyptian pantheon. However, Poseidon suggested that his chariot with his 2 half-fish horses would fly you back to your pantheon each morning. It worked out perfectly for you.

A few gods, from both pantheons and even others, would wonder and ask why you continued to be in a relationship with him. They thought that Poseidon was treating you horribly and possibly harmed you. You would just reply by saying that a person's heart can weigh differently from what meets the eye.

Bonus: Random headcanon

I feel like Poseidon would wake up usually when you are getting dressed. Not because he's a pervert but because his brain automatically knows you're about to leave. He would probably admire you as you put on the final touches. And would look away when you catch his gaze in the mirror.

~Lilly's

[findroleplay]

Oh, look! It's another boyfood plot dump for Hellaverse! Please, 21+ is required, but 25+ is preferred. I still can't reply to likes or reactions, so if you're interested, add me directly on discord at: boyfood. I'm begging with the biggest pleading emoji for you guys to please say more than, "hey," when you reach out! Tell me a little about yourself as a roleplayer; I'm looking for confident and compatible partners who know what they want and aren't afraid to squeal with me over their interests too when it comes to plotting. Let's absolutely obliterate our muses with feels, drama, and a generous serving of angst, with a side of fluff for dinner. Lmao, seriously, hit me up if you like having your muses fucked up. 💗

🎭Helluva Boss I'd like to write Fizzarolli.

one: Quitting Mammon initially seemed like the best idea ever, that is until his newfound freedom and lack of purpose prove to be detrimental to his relationship. Not to mention the constant onslaught of lawsuits draining Fizzarolli of a pretty significant chunk of his earnings over the years. Teetering on new lows, Fizz turns up on the doorstep of the only other person he can trust. Blitzø. But it's been years since they've reliably been around one another, and with their rekindled friendship still being so fresh, it's uncertain if this will be another not great idea. And the kicker? It's either curling up on the sofa with Blitzø, or a pallet on the living room floor.

two: Fizzarolli is a porn star, more specifically, Asmodeus' highest earner. He's making waves, the biggest imp in the business and still climbing. It's why Asmodeus is reluctant to tell him about a recent card game with his biggest production rival, Valentino. He doesn't lose too much, but there's a pretty big obligation on the line that Fizzarolli is expected to fill. "Nothing too crazy, you just have to film a movie for him." Valentino, much to his disgust, seems intent on humiliating Asmodeus and his biggest star by having him record with a random imp off the streets. His sadistic glee only grows when he realizes there's a history between them and a negative one at that. Unfortunately, Blitzø needs the money so saying no isn't really an option. Besides, it's just two weeks of shooting together, two very... long... weeks...

three: Omegaverse! Except, omegas are at the top of the hierarchy, praised and valued for their ability to give birth to all three castes. More importantly, they're the only caste that can give birth to alphas - a dying breed after an uprising against their oppressive system. One day, Fizzarolli comes to Blitzø with tears in his eyes and slick on his fingertips. He presents early as an omega, which likely means if Blitzø doesn't present as an omega as well, they'll probably be separated. While I'm open to this being relatively NSFW, I'm pretty adamant about heavily investing time in exploring the impact of this revelation and how it affects their friendship. I'd also really enjoy switch dynamics - even If there's a lean - when it comes to NSFW for this plot. It's not required or mandatory, I just personally enjoy it and the potential to bitch an alpha. That'd be nice. I have so many omegaverse headcanons, and I'd love anyone interested in helping me flesh out a world for it. Potential for: 🍪but it isn't required.

four: If Blitzø had known that he'd end up in a mental asylum fresh out of foster care, he probably would have tried harder with that last family... The thing is, he's not crazy. He really is best friends with an imp that visits him from Hell, he didn't kill his dormmate because he was flunking out of college, and he definitely doesn't want to know what that forked tongue feels like wrapped around his co-- Too much? Whatever, the point is none of that stuff is true! Too bad it's so fucking hard to prove it. I'm also open to reversing the roles of the characters and having Fizzarolli be the one in the asylum.

five: Blitzø and Fizzarolli are lifelong best friends and young, broke roommates just barely making rent. On the hottest day of summer, the air conditioner dies a pretty traumatic death. One filled with sparking and the underlying threat of combustion. They stick to their sofa, dripping sweat and bitterly tossing back-and-forth ideas to make some quick money. OnlyFans comes up more than a few times, only when it comes to shooting, they're incredibly awkward looking. For one, Fizzarolli keeps trying to make eye contact and Blitzø is pretty sure he'll die if they do. Then there's the whole kissing thing - they can't seem to figure out if they want to include it or not, and it leads to a lot of headbutting. Surprisingly enough, it takes off in a way that makes them consider doing it again. The trade-off? The confusing feelings that keep welling up. I'd love it if Blitzø's prior feelings were ambiguous, whether he likes him or not. I enjoy a good slow romance burn.

So that was a lot! Thanks if you stayed with me for the whole thing, and hopefully you saw something interesting! A few last things! I'm more than open to people bringing their own plots! And while I pretty clearly have a soft spot for Blitzø and Fizzarolli, I'm honestly open to writing other Fizzarolli ships. Gimmie an Ozzie, a Striker, shit, even a super cringy ass goofball loser like Chaz(or, like, idk, mob boss Crimson investing money in an up and coming star?). Let's figure something out together! Toss me your favorite OCs, no need to double! And remember, I can't respond to likes, so add me directly on discord: boyfood. Just make sure you tell me who you are or a little about yourself as a roleplayer, or, fuck, even what you're looking for!

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[tev-the-random]

5, 18 and 23 for the hermit ask game :DDD

5 - favourite duo, trio or group?

I could be very basic and say "Mumbo, Grian and Scar are my funky little men," and that wouldn't actually be wrong. But I could also go with an equally true answer, which is Soup Group. They just have such a silly family dynamic - where they all share a braincell yet none of them seem to know who has it 90% of the time. They're neighbours. They're the resistance. They eat soup. I love them.

18 - what’s your favourite thing about the fandom?

Oh, where do I start! This fandom is so incredibly creative, everybody has such fascinating ideas - be it headcanons, analysis, fanfics, fanart or fully-fledged AUs, everyone always has something cool to say! I find it really fascinating how the fandom has people who have been watching it since season 1, people who just got here very recently, people who experienced major events in the server's history and people who only know about those through random compilations, people who only watch one specific Hermit and people who could pretty much write their own Hermitcraft Recap. Yet everyone is so willing to share and listen to discussions about their favourite little guys, merge ideas or even just give a nice nod at each other's thoughts. Nothing beats this kind of community dynamic, you know? It's really cozy and chaotic here.

23 - what was your original opinion on hermitcraft/a hermit? did it change?

Hmmm, ok. You see, back then I first heard about Hermitcraft, I was like "wow, this sounds cool. Way too cool for me." In an almost intimidating way, I guess? Because Hermitcraft is such a major server in YouTube history, how does one even start watching this?? I'm way too much of a noob for it. Now, I don't remember what exactly made me pick up the server, but suddenly I was binging season 7 and realised that these people are just. Deranged in the best way possible. And the more I started watching the different Hermits, the more fascinating it got; but somehow, it didn't overwhelm me as much as it just made me want to watch more, it was surprisingly easy to get into.

In conclusion: I originally thought Hermitcraft had to be so complex and technical with how many seasons/impressive creators it had, it would be super complicated to keep up with. But it turned out to be so well-suited for so many different tastes, it's actually not hard at all to get super into it! And now I'm trapped in here forever! :D

[iuseatranslator]

I’d like to let you know that I use a translator to read and write posts, so there might be some misunderstandings in our conversation.

I generally agree with your opinion. In Season 11, it felt like the writers were trying to apply stereotypical elements of gay culture onto Ian and Mickey, without really making an effort to understand the actual dynamics of their relationship. Still, since S11 is part of the series, I wanted to take a closer look at those elements—as a fan.

Of course, even as I write posts like this, I’m fully aware of how much of a mess S11 was.

– What was even the deal with Mickey’s mom?

– What was with that random house next to the Gallaghers’?

– What is their wedding anniversary supposed to be?

Things like that. I don’t hate S11, but I also don’t try to take it too seriously. That said, I truly believe that it’s in-character for newlywed Ian and Mickey to consider a slightly open relationship. Even if their dynamic had been portrayed more accurately between S10 and S11, I still think they would’ve started out with conditional monogamy. The difference is, their emotional insecurities and inner conflicts would’ve been shown in a much more subtle and thoughtful way.

I have a love-hate relationship with the gap between the first ten seasons and S11. I know that gap mostly exists because of inconsistencies in the writing, but I still enjoy trying to connect the dots in a more organic way.

And I completely understand why some fans want Mickey to have had more experiences. When I first saw the subtle shift in his attitude in S11, I also wondered if he had gone through a lot during his time in Mexico. I’ve even imagined he might’ve bottomed for random guys (maybe even in group sex) or had a regular sex partner there. (That’s just my personal headcanon. But it’s one I kind of enjoy.)

But S10 Mickey is still the same Mickey who came back from Mexico, right? And in S10, he seemed to really want an exclusive relationship with Ian. Even while feeling insecure about Ian’s love, he constantly showed strong possessiveness.

Then suddenly—just six months later (as mentioned in S11E1)—that same Mickey starts showing a somewhat rigid attitude toward monogamy.

I tried to make sense of that gap in a more organic way, and I think I came to a fairly reasonable conclusion. The execution in S11 was admittedly a mess, but if you focus on the emotional foundation, some of it actually makes sense. Ian and Mickey have a past full of passionate love, but also a history of hurting each other. So it’s not surprising that they still carry emotional baggage. But I truly believe they’ll work through those fears together—as husbands.

And I also think it’s fairly reasonable for them to experiment with different things early in their marriage—like asking themselves, “Is this okay? What about that?” For example, in the steam room scene in S11E7, they decided it wasn’t okay to be friends with guys they’d hooked up with, but at the same time, they concluded that it was okay to go back to the steam room and get a handjob. So even though they narrowed the boundary, they still landed on a “we can do it” kind of conclusion.

But like I said earlier, I don’t think they’re emotionally equipped to maintain a “cool” open marriage in the long run. They’ve both gone through too much, and I think right now they’re just trying to suppress or ignore their own insecurities and vulnerabilities—because they’re married now. Because they’re happy now. Because they’re still newlywed gay husbands from the South Side, riding high on excitement. The idea of “doing everything together” is what dominates their minds. But I do think the dam will burst at some point during their married life.

Also, I really liked what you said about their “conditional monogamy” being a kind of strange, personal version of makeup sex for them. That idea really stuck with me—it’s such an interesting take.

As South Side boys, I believe Ian and Mickey will find their own unique path when it comes to love. :)

Also, the fanfic you mentioned sounded really interesting! Honestly, even though I just wrote this long post, I really enjoy fanfics where they explore different dynamics and try new things together.

To be honest, since I’m using a translator for everything I write, I’m not sure if I’ve responded properly to what you were trying to say. I don’t feel completely confident, lol.

But anyway, one thing I’m absolutely sure of—I truly love Gallavich. Two people who deeply love each other. :)

＊ English is not my first language, and I’m not very fluent, so I’m posting this with the help of a translator.

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Sometimes I come across discussions about Ian and Mickey being monogamous or non-monogamous. As someone who got deeply into Gallavich last year, I’d like to take some time to organize my thoughts on that and write about it.

Sometimes I see people interpret Ian and Mickey as having a “cool open marriage,” and I honestly wonder—do they really?

Season 11 isn’t completely separate from Seasons 1–10. Even if the writing doesn't always have strong continuity, it’s still part of the same series. And throughout all of it, they were always jealous and possessive of each other. Even in S11, they still showed clear signs of jealousy and possessiveness.

So are they really in an open marriage? And even if they are—could they really maintain that forever?

Personally, I think Ian and Mickey agreeing in early marriage that “we can have sex with other people only if we’re together” is very in character for them. Both of them had deep insecurities—not only about each other but about themselves too. I don't think they were fully aware of it, but I believe that by setting that rule, they created a kind of psychological safety net for themselves.

But agreeing to it doesn’t mean they’ll actually want to sleep with others often, right?

- They’re both extremely jealous and possessive.

- The rule only allows sex with others when they’re both present.

So I think it’s worth considering: can those two conditions really coexist? Can they sustain that long-term?

Let’s be clear—these two were still jealous in S11.

- In HOS, Mickey got upset because Ian was too focused on his exes.

- Mickey followed Ian to find gay friends because he was provoked by jealousy.

- Ian hurriedly made up the “no being friends with hookup guys” rule after the steam room, because Mickey was trying to be friends with them.

- After that, Ian only wanted Mickey to befriend people Mickey wasn’t attracted to.

- Did Ian and Mickey actually enjoy orgy? (It's not the exact line, but please just take it as a reference.)

° Ian said “No” from the start.

° Ian stayed only because he was scared Mickey might hook up with someone else if left alone (pure jealousy).

° After it was all over, Ian said, “That was a mess of a day.”

° Mickey teased him: "Didn’t you say if we fuck them, we don’t have to be friends?"

° Mickey asked, “Do we still need gay friends?”—but he already knew Ian’s answer.

Even in Episode 7, the point was that they’re not like the stereotypical gay couples out there (and I mean no disrespect by “stereotypical”)—they exist in their own world.

Sure, the writers of S11 threw a lot of random nonsense at us. Even having these kinds of debates kind of feels like a waste of time.

But I’m honestly baffled—in a negative way—by the people who interpret Ian and Mickey as enjoying sharing each other with others. I mean, seriously? Did they not watch the earlier seasons? Ian literally pissed on Byron’s scooter the season before. And Mickey didn’t have sex with Byron because he wanted to—he did it out of frustration, because he felt unloved by Ian.

Here’s what I really want to say: their lives don’t end in S11.

I honestly don’t think they’ll do security for weed forever. I wouldn’t be surprised if they left the West Side someday. So what about their sex life? Things will happen, they’ll have to adapt and tweak their rules.

Here’s my personal headcanon: if Ian is ever the one to suggest having sex with someone else, something will shatter. Maybe their relationship, maybe something else. I’m not saying they’ll get divorced or anything that extreme. It’s just that something will break, and things will change. It might even become a turning point for them to be more honest with each other. I mean they’ll adjust things themselves. There’s no way Mickey wouldn’t get jealous, right?

If Mickey is the one who suggests it, Ian will probably start adding rules and conditions—just like he did in Episode 7. “Not like that.” “Not in those situations.” “Only if this or that.” Ian would get jealous, but he’d still try to honor the rules they set.

But really—would either of them ever initiate that conversation in the first place?

If Mickey finds himself in that kind of situation (like in S11E7), he might go along with it technically, but I don’t think he’d be the one to create the situation. Ian is even more committed to monogamy than Mickey is. Even if he’s ever attracted to someone else, I don’t think he’d ever say, “Let’s sleep with that guy,” to Mickey first. Let’s be honest—Ian does not like Mickey being around other men like that.

If I’m being honest, I don’t think they’ll ever completely get rid of the “we can have sex with others when we’re together” rule. In fact, I think it kind of serves as an emotional safety net for them. But if something does actually happen, the jealousy would resurface immediately. Just like after the steam room, they'd keep adding more and more conditions, until the rule becomes basically meaningless.

But that rule will still remain—nominally, at least—between them. Or maybe it’ll disappear someday, but I believe it’ll stay in place for a few more years. Because I think they both believe that anything could happen, someday.

Their dynamic throughout Seasons 1–11 is complicated. They were obsessive and jealous, but they never fully committed to each other physically—not in a completely exclusive way.

And let’s not forget—Frank & Monica, and Terry, are their parents. Even their siblings have rarely been in faithful relationships.

They do love each other. But those histories haunt them. Even during their earlier relationship, there was cheating—yes, even if it was because of Ian’s illness. And Ian did cheat on Trevor with Mickey. Even though the other person was Mickey, cheating is still cheating. So I believe they agreed on a slightly open rule as a kind of emotional shield. And I don’t think they were even fully aware of that.

Maybe little things might happen here or there. But are they going to go out of their way to seek sex with others? I don’t think so. (Wasn’t that the whole point of S11E7, anyway? Maybe I’m wrong. Who knows.)