#hp chat

[blackcatsandlockets]

Remus: *sneezes*

Regulus: Bless you.

Pandora: *sneezes*

Regulus: Dora are you okay? Are you sick? *takes off his jacket* Here take my jacket. Do you want a blanket? Soup? Medication?

Sirius: *sneezes*

Regulus: Shut the fuck up.

[harkovsangel]

𖥨᩠ׄ݁ Theo likes it when he can take a confident girl and turn them into nothing. Mattheo likes when he can take a girl who doesn’t see her value and turn them into their highest version of themselves. Draco likes the control over he can have over a girl and their natural, feminine, nurturing nature. Enzo likes when he gets stucks in a girls head and heart, lasting a leaving effect. Blaise likes when he can make new memories and learn new things with eachother.

⟡ ݁₊ . written by harkovsangel, 2025 on tumblr! © do not repost on any third party website or repost as yours. Doing so will result in me blocking you and reporting.

[winn-wynn]

Charlie: *posts a super low-quality image to the family group chat*

Fred: if I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents

Ginny: if I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after reading this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Percy: actually I did the math, Fred would have $225, not $0.15

George: if I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Fred: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please

George: sorry I only have a dollar

Fred: :(

Percy: correction, Fred would have $22,500 because it’s a dollar for every pixel, not cent

George: if I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Ron: you can buy anything you want with $22,500

Ginny: yeah and they want soda and an apply juice

Fred: apply juice to what

George: directly to the forehead

Bill: great chat everyone

[hotteststar]

okay so I found this and DARE I SAY ROSEKILLER????

like cmonn its just so themmmmm arghhh

[irrevocablecondition]

WHAT WE REALLY NEED IS A...

FEMININOMENON !!!

HEY! HI! things are rough out here right now, and i think in times of unrest like this, when we're not quite sure what the next day will hold or where our place in the wider world is, community is more important than ever. and i think we're all in agreement when i say fandom can be such a lovely resting spot from all of it so, hey. hi. you have a place here!

this fest is dedicated to female and genderqueer stories, art and edits, aiming to represent those who are feeling unsteady right now, and give us all a bit of space to breathe, be seen, and simply Be.

THE BASICS:

Signups are open here from today (November 11th) until December 13th.

Fanfictions, edits, and fanart are all accepted as submissions

Two servers: 18+ and 16-17 will be placed in separate servers (nothing else is different! just keeping it as safe and comfy as possible <3)

Fics: told from pov of female/gq character(s)

Any era/pairings/au allowed (or no pairings! you pretty much have free reign!)

No minimum of maximum WC for fics: oneshots or first chapter of a multi-chapter fic.

You can do as many submission across as many of the three categories as you want.

EXEMPTIONS: non-con and family pairings are excluded from this fest.

DEADLINE: working deadline of March 1st for submissions - flexible! (taking into account holidays, Jan 20th and all the emotions surrounding that <3)

@hpfemininomenonfest

HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE !!!

[aeligsido]

I think Peter should have tried to flirt his way out of getting murdered in the Shrieking Shack scene. It would have made it 💯 funnier (also 💯 more traumatizing for the kids, rip)

[wilmvandrr]

sirius admiring his favourite <3

[nostradamvs]

Rereading PoA and no wonder Snape is going insane through the book like yes on one hand there is the fact that he doesn't know Sirius is innocent but also everyone keeps lying to him in a way that is so spectacularly bad and ridiculous. And he is not entirely wrong about things (Remus IS hiding information and eventually helps Sirius) and before the time travel he actually got evidence for it and his suspicions

And then yeah said time travel happens which he doesn't know but Dumbledore does so like in his eyes in a split of a second Sirius disappeared and once again he's right that Harry has something to do with it, but he got no context of what's happening so like

My man is like there crying screaming throwing up because he's right but wrong scaring Fudge meanwhile Dumbledore is just standing there like nah just leave him he's disappointed it will pass

[347-emeraldbitch]

Percy: I should have gone into accounting. Wizards cannot do maths.

The Goblins: We have a certificate you can-

Percy: Say less!!! I’ll sign up for anything academic!!!

[that1notetaker]

@wixenforever @jundsthoughts Hello, I come with concept art ideas to get the NottPott AuI mentioned rolling, although Im not quite sure how to, yet. Can you feel the worldbuilding?

Also: I listened Into The Unknown for two hours straight because I realized it matches the exact vibes for a scene I have in mind.

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

if lily slapped james his only concern would be if lily's palm stings

[blackcatsandlockets]

Regulus "my mother's the worst person ever and I'm her favourite child" Black

[love-3-crimes]

something about un-roamed paths idk

[messrsrobyn]

"so which ship is scorbus most similar t-" STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT 😖😖

they're on their own planet. they're in their own lane. NOTHING is comparable to scorbus dynamics. i fear they're my otp. scorbus is scorbus and scorbus is me and i am scorbus and AHHH.

[fannedandflawless]

✨ If Hogwarts Characters Were Social Media Platforms

1. Severus Snape — Tumblr

Brooding. Poetic. Mysteriously still active after 15 years. No algorithm, just emotional ruin and untagged grief.

Doesn’t post often, but when he does, you’ll need three business days to recover.

2. Harry Potter — Twitter (X)

Main character energy, never asked for it. Dragged into discourse hourly. Verified by accident.

“Was trending again. Didn’t know why. Still don’t.”

3. Hermione Granger — LinkedIn

A CV in human form. Rewrites her bio twice a week. Corrects misinformation politely but firmly.

#WomenInMagic #StillTheBrightestWitch

4. Ron Weasley — Facebook

Still uses it to play wizard chess online and check up on exes. Posts long-winded rants about Chudley Cannons.

“Bloody hell, why did she like his post?”

5. Luna Lovegood — Pinterest

Filled with thestral-inspired fashion, rune-infused tea, and theories about magical bees. Mystical. Ethereal. Occasionally concerning.

“Today I’m sharing how to align your socks with your star sign.”

6. Draco Malfoy — Instagram

Perfectly curated. Silken aesthetic. Never caught off guard. Every post screams: I woke up like this (but actually hired someone).

“New wand, who this?”

7. Ginny Weasley — TikTok

Loud, lethal, and fit. Quidditch highlights one day, feminist takedowns the next. 5M followers. Doesn’t follow back.

“If he wanted to, he would. Now pass me the Quaffle.”

8. Neville Longbottom — YouTube

Wholesome gardening vlogs. Accidentally viral. The boy who glowed up and then taught you how to repot trauma.

“This plant reminded me of Professor Snape. We’ll be gentle.”

9. Sirius Black — BeReal (but never posts on time)

Forgetful. Chaotic. Surprisingly photogenic. Front camera: smirk. Back camera: Remus judging silently.

“Still hotter than your boyfriend.”

10. Albus Dumbledore — Reddit

Knows everything, says little. Mysteriously always online. His comments raise more questions than answers.

“Well, according to prophecy_watcher1865… love wins. Always.”

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👁️‍🗨️ Tag your platform twin.

Mine’s Tumblr + Asana + a silent panic running in the background.

Every morning I restart the simulation, check off “wake up”, open 5 tabs, and forget how to breathe.

Subtasks: meme / meta / manage life / suffer quietly / repeat.

[suguwu]

sae + just the tip