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their dynamic is everything to me
#theharedraws#cult of the lamb#cotl lamb#cotl narinder#cotl narilamb#the one who waits#narilamb#doodles#I mean#hey#I don't blame him#guy kinda died but it's fair
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i loooove the idea of Sirius knowing about jegulus since the beginning, before everyone else, but nobody knows he knows, not even James. but like, come on, the two people he knows the most on this earth ? of course he knew.
as time goes on, he notices people start knowing too, and they keep coming up with excuses to cover for James, and Sirius just finds it so funny so he doesn't tell them he knows
until one day, Remus and Sirius find themselves alone in the dorm (while Pete is in detention or wherever) and Remus is like "hm.. i suppose Prongs is-" and Sirius just casually says "probably fucking my brother. c'mon now Moony cuddle me pls"
#marauders#marauders era#sirius black#i love him#wolfstar#jegulus#remus fell in love again at that moment#i don't blame him
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At this point I just refuse to believe Charles is not inlove with Edwin.
Like besides the fact he looks at him like he's the sun and stars and everything in the universe and all of that; it's so in character for Charles to fall for the first boy that ever showed him kindness. The first person that was ever nice to him, made him feel safe, cared for him as he died. After the way they met?? Of course Charles will bloody fall for Edwin, how couldn't he?
That's so in character of him.
#of COURSE he fell head over heels#i don't blame him#when you think about it then yeah it's so Charles#OF COURSE it's edwin#it always had been Edwin#crystal was just a distraction. i don't think he was romantically attracted to her (but i think he thinks he was)#dead boy detectives#charles rowland#dead gay detectives#charles x edwin#painland#paineland#charles dead boy detectives#edwin x charles#edwin and charles#edwin payne#edwin paine#charles rowland x edwin payne#charles and edwin#edwin dead boy detectives#payneland#sorry this just didn't leave my head#i had to get this out somewhere#i feel like my friends are sick of me talking about dbda#dbda#the dead boy detectives#dead boy detectives agency
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Without knocking, Wally dashed into the room, squeezing between a naked Kori and Dick.
Wally (grinning mischievously): We've all heard of top or bottom, but what about middle? Hi! I think we can make this work.
Dick groaned, covering his face with a pillow and screaming into it.
Wally (playfully): All right, one of you is already on board.
Dick (voice muffled, frustrated): Stop trying to make this a throuple! And how did you get into my house?
Wally (holding up a key with a cheeky grin): Spare key.
Dick (exasperated, peeking out from under the pillow): I knew giving you that was a mistake.
Kori (smiling softly): Wally, as much fun as we've had with you in the past, we stand by our decision to not have a throuple.
Wally (pouting): Aww man… All right, I respect your decision.
Kori (nodding, relieved): Thank you. See, Dick? It was that easy.
Dick (keeping his face covered, voice tight): Wally, finish the sentence.
Wally (perking up): Can we do it together tonight?
Dick (eyes widening in horror): Oh my God! If I say maybe can you leave my house?
Wally (excited, already darting toward the exit): Yes!
Wally sped out of the room, a planner marked with the date already in hand, leaving Kori and Dick in bed.
Kori (giggling as she snuggled closer to Dick): I'm not against having him as an option for you, but the three way relationship has never been a thing for me.
Dick (sighing, yet amused): Thank you. He's really persistent about it after the first time we brought him in.
Kori (playfully): This might sound odd, but are you flattered? I kind of am.
Dick (chuckling): Shush.
#batfamily#batman#batfamily shenanigans#batfamily headcanons#dick grayson#batfamily fanfiction#wally west#wait this could work as a short fling let this happen dickkori#let him cook#batfamily adventures#flash fiction#batfamily fluff#microfiction#batfamily comedy#script fic#batfamily funny#dc fanfiction#writers on ao3#batfamily flash fiction#canon divergence#batfamily microfiction#batfamily feels#no beta we die like jason todd#dick grayson and koriand'r#koriand'r#i don't blame him#dc stands for disregard canon#they've had to done three ways with one of the titans
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Mobius is like "You are man of action, and I have a more slow, deliberate, cerebral approach," and then is ready to beat Loki out with a wrench or something. So deliberately
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I feel bad for Trevathan, but honestly, if he hadn't told Mae that they were going to skin her "monkey" alive, he would probably still be alive—terribly wounded, but alive. I mean, never tell a girl alone in a post-apocalyptic world that they are going to kill her monkey. That never ends well.
#i don't blame him#he's a man after all#men don't know well girl's rage#a woman would never tbh#kingdom of the planet of the apes#nomae#planet of the apes#mae x noa#noa x mae
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Canfeza ve Mahir in Bir Gece Masalı (The Nightfall) ep. 1
#that was HELL of first meeting#fall in love and get shot? in the same meeting? 😅#canfeza ve mahir#mahir is slipping fast and hard#I don't blame him#canfeza is BEAUTIFUL#su burcu yazgi coskun#burak deniz#su burcu yazgı coşkun#bir gece masali#bir gece masalı#turkish dizi#turkishedit#turkish tv series#turkish fc
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I do not know what Max Verstappen was about to say to Charles Leclerc at this moment, but based on the face he's making I'm gonna guess it was along the lines of "Hey, I have a can of red bull with your name written on it in my room. Wanna come have a drink?"

#charles leclerc#max verstappen#lestappen#f1#bahrain gp 2024#what is this face max emilian#explain yourself sir#have you no shame#this is not how i expected the 2024 season to start#i am unhinged for charles leclerc#but max is more unhinged than i am#i don't blame him#max verstappen is charles leclerc's biggest stan#not my photo#for legal reasons this is a joke
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I'm convinced the fact that Patrick is dressed the EXACT same way in Atlanta as he was when he left Tashi's room after their fight plays HEAVILY into why Tashi cheated right then and there. Before the fight started, they were in the middle of foreplay. But then they fight, the injury happens and everything changed forever. Then Patrick is there, outside the window, looking exactly as he did that day, almost like a ghost. Tashi sleeps with him as a way to (try to) make it right. To 'rewrite' the past. Their foreplay should have led to sex and not a fight so she makes it happen then. As a way to feel even the tiniest bit of control over her situation.
She's just a girl that was so so hurt. In a way that I can't even begin to comprehend. I'll emphasize with her forever.
#he knew what he was doing pulling up in that fit#i don't blame him#patrick zweig#tashi apologist#challengers#thoughts#tashi duncan#art donaldson#artashi#patashi
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Tubbo still didn't know Cellbit took the "Gem of FOBO" 😂😂
no his memory is so bad 😭 he literally caught cellbit with it but decided not to confront him because he was on the alt and then cellbit was never online at the same time as a main stream again...
AINTNOWAY when streamer is on alt he literally turns off streamer mode and enters chill mode so makes sense. But tbh I also did not remember that until you reminded me :D
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"He rarely shows that kind of negative emotion" ...Huggy? Have you... ever looked at his face?
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Timebomb is a really funny ship when you boil it down to a kind, caring, and seemingly sane man that got his shit together decides to date local terrorist





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He's baaaack >:)
Last year, I went with the idea of KrampusEgg being a real demon, but I didn't like that. Instead, he's Eggman who's just really into the whole Krampus thing and dresses up like it every holiday. The horns, beard, claws, and teeth are fake, the legs are digitigrade stilts, and the tail is a mind-controlled animatronic. The only things I didn't change were his knack for kidnapping bad children and tricking good ones into being bad (and I added that maybe he enjoys beating people with the birch rod just because he can XD). I'm still calling this the KrampusEgg AU, but this time he's not a real demon.
#Sonic looks like he's about to shit himself in that last panel#I don't blame him#Eggy can be scary#sonic the hedgehog#sonic#KrampusEgg#KrampusEgg AU#Christmas#Christmas 2024#weirdofish
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Snack
Raven: *eating toast with fruit and honey*
Damian, looking at her without batting an eye : Can I have a bite?
Raven, nodding : You will love it.
Damian: *bites softly Raven's cheek*
Damian: Yep, delicious.
Raven, thunderstruck: *blushes hardly and implodes*
#Raven.exe has stopped working#Raven is a snack and Damian was hungry#I don't blame him#damirae#demonbirds#damian wayne#damianwayne#damian al ghul#damianalghul#damian robin#robin damian#robin dc#dc robin#robin#rachel roth#rachelroth#raven roth#ravenroth#raven dc#raven teen titans#raven#damian x raven#damian and raven#damianxraven#damian x rachel
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no because it's actually so funny to me that gege announced the jjk ending right after mha announced it would also be ending. gege really said im not doing this shit alone, threw together a last minute ending, and dipped.
#i don't blame him#gege is tired#freed himself from the curse of writing something he never even wanted to in the first#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#mha#my hero academia#gege akutami#kohei horikoshi
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Okay I'm watching TSRTS with my boyfriend and he said (out loud) "I'd suck Jimmy's dick" while we watched the Dazed and Confused solo, and he couldn't stop talking about just how impressed he is with Jimmy's talent.
And honestly same, like– I get him.
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