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bongwateriero · 1 year
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i need to be alone with him
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geekyglamour413 · 6 months
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“In order to heal. I have to learn to trust people” I say calmly as lighting and thunder explode out of my glowing body
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babythegod · 1 year
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silvercaptain24 · 5 months
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This just happened to my mom at work, thought youd get a kick out of it
Little old lady: *hands my mom a small chocolate bar* here, take this. I just stole it from wallgreens
1) we do not work at or near a wallgreens
2) a cashier was also given one
Apparently she accidentally forgot to pay for them, so she decided to just give them to some workers at an unrelated grocery store 🤣
🤣🤣🤣
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rosicheeks · 1 year
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I hope you’re doing good.
I miss you.
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cloudberrytroll · 15 days
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Hug
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zytes · 10 months
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this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen
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frankierotwinkdeath · 3 months
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Y’all want Taylor Swift to be gay so bad but you won’t even write femslash about her
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chxrmingswxrd · 3 months
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mangozic · 5 months
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my dead goth son and his friendly neighborhood personified concept of insanity
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oldbutchdaniel · 8 months
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hey guys if you’re planning on making a vaguepost on the dashboard can you message me with the details and some of the lore behind the vague post you’re making. a vaguepost for the dash and a detailedpost for me. because i like to know what’s going on. if you do this i will automatically take your side because you’ve done the right thing by letting me know what’s up. thanks in advance ❤️
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medievalthymes · 1 month
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CHIVALROUS AND SINGLE KNIGHTS IN YOUR FIEF WANT TO PLEDGE THEIR FEALTY TO YOU‼️ CLICK HERE NOW‼️‼️
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badolmen · 9 months
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WARNING 18+
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burntblueberrywaffles · 8 months
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[I.D. an edited version of the "is this a pigeon" meme. A man with glasses, captioned "my overstimulated ass" points at a butterfly, captioned "someone making an annoying noise". At the bottom of the image, a dialogue caption reads "is this a crime deserving the death sentence?" end I.D.]
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froody · 5 months
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every prehistoric human reconstruction has me thinking “I want to smoke weed with this bitch”
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she looks like she would have been an awesome neighbor, like she would have loved menthols and called me baby
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versasfanficwastedump · 3 months
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and while i’m on a self indulgent thing? i think that any of the kids calling Bruce “dad” changes his whole demeanor. it helps him know that whatever they’re talking about is serious.
hearing his name shouted across the house does nothing for him. a hundred people say his name all day, including his kids. whatever the situation is can be fixed.
but hearing “Dad!”, cried out in battle or screamed from the other room, has him rushing to their side. what is it love and i’m here you’re alright and shh i’ve got you
“Bruce, I need help” = can’t open this large jar, have a question about math homework, need someone to look at this case file for me
“Dad, I need help” = I am hurt. I am scared. I am in danger. I need you to make things better. I need you to protect me.
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