#if you can't beat em

[lovelyrottingcrows]

Nobody is doing the hear me out trend right like the freaks are, so as a classic freak (creep, weirdo even), ill say that my hear me out is

DEATH ITSELF

NO

NOT THE GRIM REAPER

NOT EVEN THE WOLF FROM PUSS IN BOOTS (hes hot too)

I AINT LIKE THAT

DEATH ITSELF, AS A CONCEPT IDEA MANIFESTATION YOU NAME IT,

THAT SHIT IS HOOOTTT

[pittsburghhockeybirds]

Five Bongs at Freddy's

[babelglyph]

I don't know what the hell kind of brainrot this hellsite instills on you but friendos, I was shoveling snow at 10pm last night and the thought popped across my mind fully formed

This is just like in Goncharov right now. The shoveling snow. Seemingly without end. What a masterpiece.

and I had barely even seen any of the Goncharov posts prior to this thought

[riot-control-camp]

after months of bullying my best friend for getting a jerma-based stick and poke tattoo purely on accident, i am doing the unthinkable: getting a tattoo from a taylor-swift themed flash sale ✋🏻😔

[puppetmaster13u]

3am Prompt/Au Idea

What if, like love evil Dick in DC Vampires, more power to him, but like, imagine for a second...

Bruce, after finding out one of his kids is the self-proclaimed Vampire King, just holds up his hand, gathers up said kids into a room and just-

"I am not mad-" Several exchange looks that are half alarmed and half guilty, seeing as they're unsure why they've been gathered up at this moment. "-nor am I disappointed."

Bruce, fully channeling dad mode, "But what did we agree on for world domination plans?" (Somewhere a snooping hero chokes)

"Not to do it when you're on world so you don't have to at least attempt to stop us?"

"Exactly. Now, which one of you broke the rule and now has new medical information you didn't inform Alfred of...?"

[martianbugsbunny]

Kallus being like U know what a bitch is tired of losing to a spraypainted teenage Mandalorian obsessed with explosives, a cringefail father figure with low self-esteem, a hotshot pilot with daddy issues and a murderous old junker of a droid/bestie, a scrappy blueberry child with sixty different aliases, and a lavender cat man who has a case of resting bitch face SO HE JUST JOINS THEM. congrats guys u have added a gayass ex-Imperial with muttonchops to your motley crew simply by being annoying.

[thistransient]

Yesterday I witnessed a car either overlook or blatantly ignore not one, not two, but three signs indicating not to drive through this tunnel, and of course promptly get stuck in it. It would have been merely amusing had I not been trying to get through the tunnel by bike myself, with a scooter behind me. (There is the illusion of space to exit, but in reality not enough turning radius into the next alley.) Still, the car was in denial and having a go at it, now angling to leaving a gap through which one could potentially squeeze- and then suddenly backing up again. Although I was at the head of the queue, I didn't feel like taking my chances with the jaws of death. Impatient, the scooter bypassed me, and then also thought better of it. Finally our saviour arrived, an auntie on foot who was having none of this nonsense and boldly scampered through, which seemed to put the vehicle in its place and we all followed her to freedom.

Taiwanese streets, while at least less chaotic than China (and fewer feral dog packs than Thailand) still leave much to be desired for the pedestrian. Recently citizens protested a proposal to ease minor traffic offense punishments. And why was this proposed? "According to the amendments to the Road Traffic Management and Penalty Act, these 10 "minor" violations with fines of up to NT$1,200 or less can no longer be reported by the public, with the Ministry of Transportation and Communications (MOTC) citing the heavy burden placed on police by skyrocketing reports of traffic violations for the reversal." (Focus Taiwan)

[this-is-krikkit]

erwin: you have to apologize to hange

levi: ugh fine

levi, grumbling to hange: unfuck you, or whatever

erwin: no that's not a good ap-

hange, throwing their arms around levi: aww thank you shorty, i really appreciate it!!

erwin:

erwin: i give up.

[zenathered]

Convincing, thank you.

[devon-usher]

unionize against The Horrors.

How about unionize *for* The Horrors? Or *with* The Horrors? Could I do that?

[radplaidtacofan]

I absolutely love that Scorpius killing Mekkan was strategically a terrible idea but Scorpius really couldn't help himself because he is 100% a feminist

[sluttypatrickstar]

only one thing can defeat the doctor ...

...

...

drag queens 💅

[cosmogyros]

Love those days when I spontaneously write a song in 20 minutes, record it in one take on the voice memo app of my phone, listen back to it, and conclude... yep, you know what, that's it. That's exactly it. No notes.

This one is called "Loreen", and it's a classic example of the subgenre I like to call "death-country".

[paperlovesadness]

Me seeing all the comments under Glasto-themed posts blaming Alex for being sick and calling off Dublin

I'm barely able to fold that knife though.... And I'm not trusting myself that it'll stay folded.

[rollinouttahere-writes]

I feel like Blueno eventually just rolls with it about the whole Lizard situation mainly because the rest go through Lizard/Lucky withdrawals. Like he still doesn't like it but he's basically like as long as they get their usual job I don't care whatever or not Lizard and Lucky stay with us.

lmao he just accepts his fate

[dykrophone]

bylers used to annoy the crap out of me with the relentless spamming on literally everything even vaguely related so i did the logical thing and became one of them 😻