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starspilli · 5 months

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dc cowboy doodles & wips !

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floccinaucinihilipilificationa · 1 year

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#selfie bee #good evening friends!! how are you doing! C:#I'm very very sleepy I got a new ikea office chair and I build it all myself #I think it went okay! I don't think I pulled the back screw tight enough and now the back is a bit loose #I can probably fix it but I can also ignore it for the next 18 years #thats how long the old chair held up!! in germany it could now drink vodka and drive a car!!#not at the same time that is illegal! not at the same time!! (❁´▽`❁)*✲ﾟ*#but the day is not over yet my uncle asked me for a big art quest and I do not want to disappoint #he wants a muppet tattoo and asked me to draw it #my uncle has started to get tattoos a few months ago #as far as I know he has now gotten 3 note clefs 3 stars a flower and multiple birds #he also started getting piercings but so far I managed not to know exactly where #I think tattoos are super cool (´｡･v･｡｀) I wish I had a good idea for a tattoo but the last time I was very sure about getting a tattoo #it was heath ledgers face as the joker #at that point I was 12 and would not see the actual movie for two more years #a muppet tattoo is a way better idea!! he asked for the count van count! that is also one of my top 3 muppets ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡#I always thought I knew a lot about muppet lore but since I started looking up muppet pictures I think there are still a lot of secrets #can the muppets from the Sesame Street actually leave the Sesame Street?#I think Kermit is both on the Muppet Show and on Sesame Street but he is also like the boss muppet #he might have special abilities #I hope you're having a good day friends!! C:#I think I'll post a Sherlock comic later this week #miss you!! ♥♥♥

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upon-the-snow · 8 months

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early mornings after nightmares

#just realized I made a pinned post with this art before putting it up whyyy am I like this #anyway headcanon time: I like to think they hang out while the sun comes up after the doctor has a nightmare and they just sit and talk #or Donna will read and just keep him company (I love watching the sun rise it’s such a unique feeling! i suck at getting up early tho lol)#Doctor who #fourteenth doctor #donna noble #I need like. A platonic ship name do we have one of those for them?#my art #not super happy with it but ITS DONE #doctor who fanart #the doctor #catherine tate #david tennant #procreate #Digital art #uh #incase my handwriting is as illegible as I think : Donna’s says “worlds best mum” and the Doctor’s says “worlds okayest uncle”#okay this looks more like a sunset so??

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mossycobblestonewrites · 5 months

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DC X DP PROMPT #15

Despite what most people would think, Danny was an excellent driver. It took a lot of hard work and extra classes, but he is by far the safest driver of the family. So safe in fact that others often make fun of him for it.

'You'll get there eventually with Grandma driving!' 'It's like going even a fraction over the speed limit is gonna give you a heart attack or something'

It was fine. Danny was proud about being a safe driver. It's what he worked for! His family already contributed to enough property damage.

Driving in Gotham was a very different experience from driving in Amity. His new friends made fun of him even more now.

It was one of these playful ribs that he shot out his favorite reply (one he hadn't gotten the chance to use since moving).

"Well, you know what they say; you should only do one illegal thing at a time!" Danny thought he was hilarious (as his species was still technically illegal), the Batkid (you decide) overanalyzed (as usual).

#dc x dp #dpxdc #danny drives really well #danny is a great driver #he drives like a grandma #this has spawned from personal experience #danny moves to gotham and befriends some of the bats #danny thinks hes funny #he is #but bat paranoia is strong #misunderstandings #miscommunication #batkid: what illegal things is he hiding??? drugs?? weapons??? MURDER?????#danny 'my existance is illegal' fenton

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bonesmarinated · 20 days

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revisit Edgerunner with my friend, gotta draw some Rebecca in street style

#cyberpunk 2077 #cyberpunk #cyberpunk edgerunners #edgerunner #rebecca edgerunners #she has feral brat energy like #popped an ecstasy pill she found on the ground at an illegal rave #cp77 #i will always find an opportunity to cram a Prodigy shirt in #art #she is BRAT code

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shewhowillrise · 9 months

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DC x DP

Jason never made it to the Lazarus pit or the league of assassins.

Bruce gave him that excuse for his green eyes and short temper.

Jason knows he didn’t crawl out of his grave with the giant Y that scars his chest.

Jason knows he’s a revenant.

Jason knows he needs to kill to stay sane. To stay whole.

A soul sucker they called him.

Jason agreed not to kill, because he misses his family. No matter how much he starves himself, it’s worth it to get Dick’s hugs, experience Tim’s genius, see Cassandra’s award winning performance, to help Damian experience a childhood.

Jason didn’t realize Bruce doesn’t know what he is. Jason didn’t realize Bruce meant Black Gate when he said he’d take him in the next time he killed. Jason didn’t realize Bruce had no idea about the anti ecto acts.

Jason swore to stay in line, so he’d never end up on that metal table again.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dcxdp #dpxdc #dc x dp prompt #dp x dc prompt #jason todd #Jason thinks Bruce knows about everything #(the anti ecto acts #the fact that until Joker is dead Jason must feast on souls #the reason Jason doesn’t say at the manor is because Bruce would be investigated for housing an ecto entity #that Jason starts decomposing if he doesn’t kill and consume)#Jason thinks Bruce told his siblings it was the Lazarus pit bc he think Bruce doesn’t want to tell his siblings he’s an illegal entity #Jason thinks Bruce hides this bc the others would turn on him #meanwhile the whole family has no idea any of this is happening

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yogurthoopsart · 12 days

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The concept of "the lamb actually legitimately hates the bishops" and "the lamb didn't know that saving them from purgatory meant they'd be joining their cult" is really funny to me. What do you mean I'm suddenly the boss of the guy who killed my family.

#cult of the lamb #cotl #cotl leshy #cotl sona #cotl narinder #yogart #self ship #narinder is chilling because he and the lamb share a mutual hatred of his siblings. they bond over it.#i feel like narinder after he becomes a follower is just having a nice vacation. he has no burdens. he doesn't give a shit #He's in the acceptance phase while the rest of the bishops are very firmly in the earlier stages of grief.#i have more illegible thoughts on this but that can wait for a different post

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catboy-teeth · 1 year

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here's my worst idea ever

#pokemon shitpost #i PRAY that anyone else will find this as funny as i do #pokemon #vaporeon #moltres #galarian moltres #weezing #trubbish #pokemon art #my art #pkmn #cw smoking #im so sorry but this has been living in my brain for over a year #btw i put serious thought into the monster enerby dwink #my other options where Hitmonster (hitmons) or Monfer (monferno) but galarian moltres seemed like a better fit #(i didnt wanna just do pokémonster that seemed too bland)#(also i know smog and smokescreen tms dont exist. theyre probably selling illegal homebrew ones shshsh)

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kor0kke · 2 months

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💖 Caption this

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strongermonster · 10 months

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one of the funniest news things in canada that always tickles me is the ongoing war between magic mushroom shops and the police.

this is the absolute height of humour to me right now

#tw drugs #lovingly cracking open a news paper just for the articles about dispensaries trolling the police #making drugs illegal has literally never ONCE in history worked #decriminalize it so we can stop overpaying useless cops to go on raids #offer SAFE AND CLEAN GOVERNMENT INSPECTED drugs like how we do with weed #stop the street drug deaths. tax them towards healthcare and social services and fucking UBI already #have the harder drugs harder to access along with on site support. no one WANTS to be stuck on meth #but ruining their lives in prison has helped approximately no one #jj stuff

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gh0st-lie · 5 months

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Wizard by Day Rizzard by Night

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 screenshots #bg3 gale #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #rizzard of waterdeep #this grip this man has on me is illegal

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hajihiko · 2 years

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it's watermelon 🍉

#komahinanami #Kuzuhina #hinasouda #It doesnt have to be just one. Hajime has 10 fingers AND 10 toes #The brotherhood ring isnt like marriage because you dont get tax benefits and theres no legal documents bc it's illegal #You DO get a free pass to most criminal activities and a sugar daddy. and yknow lifelong partnerhood #Every time kaz gives Hajime a new ring pop it's like they're renewing their vows :) and it's cheaper!#Hajime hinata #Sdr2 #Super danganronpa 2 #Danganronpa 2 #Danganronpa #An art #I'll rb this later. After I clean the bathroom

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polaris-likethestar · 19 days

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wade: that’s one of my biggest fears. like, if i ever woke up as a donut... logan: you would eat yourself? wade: i wouldn’t even question it.

#i just realized i havent made any poolverine content #this feels illegal #i love them #theyre my children #dont question it #wade wilson #logan howlett #wade x logan #poolverine #deadpool 3 #deadpool and wolverine #deadpool #wolverine #xmen #x-men #marvel jesus #he has risen babygirl #update: i actually made one poolverine post outside of this #but still

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andy-clutterbuck · 7 months

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Rick's leather sling | requested by EVERYONE

#the power this has???#Rick Grimes #*#rg #The Ones Who Live #pls #nice to be attacked by my own gifsets again #HIS UPPER BODY #STAB ME WITH A RAKE #i love arm #anyone got a quarter we can bounce off his chest?#forget about refashioning my legs as a hula hoop.....#i found out what i wanna be when i grow up #also his arm hair but I'm not gonna be that weird right now #i know he's gotta be SOLID as hell #excuse me where is the ticket booth for this ride #nice rack rick #that second gif is just illegal #i'd be more open than Motel 6 #would let him raw me in a gas station bathroom in one of those towns in the boonies that are always the center of horror movies #*GLASS BREAKING* *SIRENS WAILING*#*me on my front lawn apologizing to CBS News*#Kay i need to bring back the tag™ remember the tag?#he's so goddamn fine i want his dick in my lungs #that one #classic

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dots3a · 2 months

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The United States is allowing illegal transportation of uranium through sovereign Navajo territory and is ignoring the nation's government and people asking to stop the illegal and dangerous transportation of the radioactive substance through their territory.

#land back #the united states continues to be the genocidal war machine it has always been #the United States must fall #navajo nation #illegal smugglers

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clarisimart · 1 month

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Stanley, the interdimentional portal he built in his basement was the reason the apocalypse almost came to pass, how are you suprised?

#gravity falls #stanford pines #stanley pines #stan being like HA I AM NOT THE ONLY CRIMINAL IN THE FAMILY #meanwhile #stan is a petty thief and a conman #Ford has been doing illegal and morally questionable shit way before he got yoinked into other dimentions #including building said portal #a handgun that is basically a wmd #keeping a paradox reality breaking object and using it to play dnd and giving it to a 12 y/o #and that is just the things we know about in the show #not to mention being in a weird ass codependent thing with an interdimentional war criminal #the siblings ever

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