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I’m too deep into this fandom already
Incorrect Fantasy High:
Kristen: I turned out perfectly fine!
Tracker: Kristen, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Kristen: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!
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Kristen: What do you think Fig will do for a distraction?
Adaine: She’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Adaine: ... or she could do that.
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Fig: We need to get through this locked door. Fabian, give me your credit card.
Fabian: Here.
Fig, pocketing it: Thanks. Gorgug, kick down the door.
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Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Fabian: Shit.
Fig: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Adaine: OH MY GOD RIZ FELL OFF!!!
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Fig: Riz isn’t answering his phone
Fabian: I’ll call
Fig: Adaine and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Riz: Hello?
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Adaine: Dammit, Fig!
Fig: What?! It wasn’t me!
Adaine: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Fabian!
Fabian: Not me either.
Adaine: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Kristen: *whistles*
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Fig: *Screams*
Fabian: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Kristen: Should we do something?
Gorgug: No, I want to see who wins.
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Riz: You saved me. I owe you my life.
Fabian: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.
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Adaine: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Fig: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
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Riz: You're my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Adaine: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Riz: Absolutely not.
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Fig: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Adaine’s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get her out...
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Riz: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
Fabian: That's why I carry two swords.
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Kristen: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.
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Fig: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.
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Gorgug: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.
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Tracker: So what’s for dinner?
Kristen, staring at the food she just burnt: Regret.
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Adaine: What are your goals?
Gorgug: To pet all the dogs.
Adaine: No, fitness goals.
Gorgug: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.
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Fig: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Riz: *chugs entire bottle*
Riz: It’s perfume.
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Kristen: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao
Adaine: What did you do Kristen?
Kristen: A MISTAKE
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*Fig and Kristen sitting in jail together*
Kristen: So who should we call?
Fig: I’d call Adaine, but I feel safer in jail
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Adaine: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Fabian?
Fabian: … No.
Gorgug: I do!
Adaine: I know, Gorgug.
Gorgug: I’m sad!
Adaine: I know, Gorgug.
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Kristen: Fig and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Adaine: *Sighing* What did Fig do?
Kristen: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Fig: Who wants a steering wheel?
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Kristen: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Fig: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Adaine: In that case, we're definitely lost.
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Sandra Lynn: Jawbone and I are having a baby.
Adaine: That's gre-
Jawbone, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.
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Adaine: Are we really going to let Fabian “keep” Riz?
Fig: We kept Gorgug.
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Adaine: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Fabian: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Fig: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.
Riz: *cocks gun* Magic missile.
Gilear: What the fuck is wrong with you people
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Gorgug: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Fabian: Several traffic violations.
Fig: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Adaine: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Riz: Also, that’s not our car.
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Fabian: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what The Ball will and will not eat.
Fig: Grass? Yes!
Fabian: Moss? Yes!!
Fig: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Fabian: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Fig: Worms? Sometimes!
Fabian: Rocks? Usually nah.
Fig: Twigs? Usually!
Fabian: Kristen’s cooking? Inconclusive!
Adaine: How did you… test this?
Fig: You just hand him stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if he eats it, he eats it.
Adaine: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.
Gorgug: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
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Gorgug: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Adaine: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Riz: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Kristen: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Fig: My moral code, is that you?
Gorgug:
Gorgug: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mom left me but do you guys need a hug?
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bardsexlovers · 4 months
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Goldenhoard: I actually feel so serene right now, no annoyances or anything.
Arthur:*cracks his knuckles*
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incorrect-fh-quotes · 2 months
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Fabian: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat* Fig: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents. Fabian: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you. Riz: Actually I did the math, Fig would have $225, not $0.15. Fig: Fam l'm right here... Gorgug: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda. :) Kristin: While you're there could you buy me an apply juice please? Gorgug: Sorry I only have a dollar. Kristin: :/ Riz: Hey actually Fig would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent. Gorgug: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice. Fig: You can buy anything you want with $22,500. Fabian: Yeah and he wants soda and apply juice. Riz: Apply juice to what. Kristin: Directly to the forehead. Adaine: Great chat everyone.
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celaenaeiln · 10 months
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Batkids after a fight with Bruce, grabbing Dick on their way out
Dick: Am I being kidnapped?
Steph: No, no, no. Of course not!
Dick: Can I leave?
Jason, Tim, Damian, Cass, and Steph: No.
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starlightinhumanform · 6 months
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I present: tweets that I think riz would post
(full night yorb picture under cut)
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marksandrec · 1 year
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2595
There it is. (Dialogue from this post.)
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dimension20memes · 6 months
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Gorgug just wants to eat in peace.
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Hawkmoth: I wanna be very clear, I have no problems with your sexuality. This is-
Chat Noir, cupping his hands: Homophobe!
Hawkmoth: It's NOT a homophobe thing!
Ladybug, pointing at an unconscious Ryuko and Queen Bee: You just hit BOTH of the gay ones!
Hawkmoth: Hey! Just to be clear, I am very socially liberal, I am fiscally conservative.
All the heroes: *yelling at Hawkmoth*
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hurtspideyparker · 3 months
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Tony: The plan is kind of changing so we're just gonna take you with us
Peter: Am I being kidnapped?
Tony: No no no...
Peter: Can I leave?
Tony: No.
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Shredder, about the Turtles: My mortal enemies. How dare you invoke their names around here!
Tiger Claw: Your mortal enemies are children?
Shredder: Yes.
Tiger Claw: Oh, that tracks, actually.
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incorrect-spiderverse · 6 months
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*On Earth-42*
Miles, while tied to the punching bag: "Am I being kidnapped?"
Prowler Miles: "No, no, no"
Miles:*pauses* "Can I leave?"
Prowler Miles: "... no..."
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Kristen: It’s pride month Aelwyn. You know what that means *walks away*
Aelwyn: What
Aelwyn: Do you want me to do like gay abjuration or what
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mrserendipitous · 1 month
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wait i just found this doodle i forgot i did. enjoy
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incorrect-fh-quotes · 2 months
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Riz: Well please don’t let Gorgug do anything stupid… Fig: Stupid by my standards or yours? Riz: Riz: Stupid by my mother’s standards. Fig: Smart. Gorgug will live longer.
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star-wrld · 2 years
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we’ve all been operating under the assumption that gerard and elody are just estranged but i saw someone point out that it’s a very real possibility that elody thinks gerard is dead and now i can’t sleep at night
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Trioculus: [about Ken Palpatine] My mortal enemy. How dare you invoke his name around here! Leia Organa: Your mortal enemy is a child? Trioculus: Yes. Leia Organa: Oh, that tracks, actually.
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