#incorrect middle earth quotes

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Incorrect Middle Earth Quotes 78

Legolas, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Aragorn. Aragorn: How did you do that without turning around? Legolas: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

[dyingroses]

Thorin: *holding baby Kili* I do hope the labor wasn't too hard

Dís: I think I called the midwife a "cunt"

Thorin: *laughs* *kisses Dís on the forehead*

[autistook]

[sauronnaise]

Legolas: Merry Christmas!

Gimli: Merry Christmas!

Sam: Merry Christmas!

Frodo: Merry Christmas!

Merry: Merry Christmas!

Pippin: Pippin Christmas!

[urban-trek-thru-middle-earth]

Incorrect Lord of the Rings Quotes

[fellowship-say-what]

Legolas: yeah I’m an expert at identifying birds.

Gimli: okay, what kinda is that one *points at a bird flying by*

Legolas: yeah that’s a bird

[meteors-lotr]

Thranduil: What do you think of this coffee sampler pack? Bard: That's a good selection of all of their high-end blends. Thranduil: This will be perfect for Cheryl's birthday. Bard: Wait... Cheryl? Your nemesis on the PTA? Thranduil: Yes, she drinks the free garbage coffee in the break room at the school. Bard: You despise her. Why would you get her a gift? Thranduil: After this, she'll know what real coffee tastes like and won't be able to go back. She'll have to brew her own or stop at a fancy place each morning. This gift will cost her thousands of dollars a year.

[glorfindelridesagain]

Bilbo, pointing: May I sit there?

Thorin: That's my lap.

Bilbo: That doesn't answer my question, Thorin.

[i-dont-know-anything-anymore]

[any huge middle earth conflict]

Gandalf: ima get a baggins

[mycroft-1697]

Thranduil: The best way to gain someone's undying loyalty is by saving them from a perilous situation.

Legolas: So you're just gonna wait until Bard is in danger and save him?

Thranduil: Of course not, I'm going to create a situation that puts him in danger and then save them.

Legolas: ...

Legolas: Ada, you're insane.

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The King and His Feral Herald | Episode 38

Gil-Galad: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why. Elrond: Only if you also don't ask why Elrond: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick. Gil-Galad: Celebrián: Elrond: Gil-Galad: This one is fine

[braxix]

Tilion: *Giggling hysterically*

Arien: I hate you so much. Get out of the way.

[autistook]

LOTR + tumblr posts

[maedhrosiseverything2me]

Maedhros wishing for a wife.

Maedhros: can I get a wife?

Eru: what kind?

Maedhros: any kind would be great

Eru: ok, what size?

Maedhros: Smol

Eru: here you go.(throws y/n at him)

Maedhros catching her: I will never let you go, EVER!

Y/N: Aaaaa..... ok.

[windrelyn]

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