Spencer: wait, how did this happen? We're smarter than this.
Genius!BAU!y/n shaking his head: apparently, we are not.
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*somewhere in bau*
penelope: *gossiping*
penelope: you know she has some problems, for sure
jj: but I think it's important to just...
rossi: she's also ugly
jj: well okay..
penelope : I don't think that that was necessary..
emily: but she's in fact ugly
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Derek: Why am I not a banana?
Reid: Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, I think it would be pleasing for you to know that humans share 50-60% of their DNA with bananas.
Derek: Really?
Reid: Yes, really.
Derek: That's cool.
Emily: Are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than most? Not fair.
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Emily: *Drinking wine while holding eye contact with mirror on hand*
Reid: Why are you doing that?
Emily: *Not taking eyes off from mirror*
Emily: Hotch told me to watch my drinking.
Hotch: that's not..nvm.
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Garcia: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.
Morgan: Oh, you’ve been?
Garcia: Once. In Monopoly.
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kidnapper: i have your child
hotch: which one i have five
kidnapper: the annoying one who won't shut the fuck up
hotch:
hotch: which one i have five
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Derek: are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Emily: i'm the knife
Jj: *from across the room* she's the little spoon
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*the BAU team noticing Y/n and Spencer Reid*
Emily: hey- Derek. look at how close they’re standing.
Garcia: they’re practically breathing the same oxygen.
Derek scoffs: that kid’s got nerve. yesterday he literally took a whole step away from me when I stood too close to him- went on about something like germs in the air or whatever.
Garcia: yeah, well, my love, you are not Y/n.
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Jason: *points gun at Bruce*
Bruce: I don't believe in guns.
Jason: Well, trust me, they're very real.
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Y/n: no one actually thinks me and Spencer are dating.
Emily: Raise your hand if you think Spencer and Y/n are dating
The entire team including Spencer raising their hands.
Y/n: Spencer Walter Reid put your hand down.
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tara: I’m cold
emily: here, take my jacket
will: aren’t you gonna say I’m cold?
jj: no, I brought my own jacket
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Spencer: *telling some information he found out that is connected to the case*
Hotch: good job, kid
Spencer: thanks, dad
Spencer: ...
Hotch: ...
Derek: oh so he's allowed to call you so and i'm not?
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Reid: *accidentley eats something spicy*
Rossi: Oh no. Hey, hey, it's okay kid. Don't cry. Your loved. Your smart. Your beautiful. Your cared for. Everything is gonna be okay.
Reid: I'm not crying?
Rossi, hugging his head: Shh, shhh, I know. Papa Dave is here and he loves you. No need to cry.
Reid, muttering under his breath: I'm not crying though..
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BAU
Hotch: *Laughs in capital punishment*
Rossi: * Laughs in manslaugther*
Morgan: *Laughs in collateral damage*
JJ: *Laughs in torture*
Spencer: * Laughs in abduction*
Prentiss: *Laughs in homicide*
Garcia: *Laughs in sexy*
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Who the fuck he think he is to be this damn hot?
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