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I think what needs to happen for female characters and f/f ships is the female characters need to be more emotionally constipated. They MUST have some hard edge in there of resistance to produce the vitamin of Compelling.
It's fun if they're more unhinged, sure, but it's not just unhinged characters that are interesting and loveable. Kind characters, weird quiet characters, dignified characters, cold characters, gruff ones, it's good to have variety.
But what makes a character compelling a lot of the time? When they take a weird stance on something. A place of stubborn. An integrity of attitude. A mask they're wearing, an emotion they're sublimating. They're holding something back, they have a measure of composure, they are, in a word, emotionally constipated. Not necessarily too much! Just enough so that they have some depth! That the hidden part of two characters can collide and spark some damn chemistry!
It's the same rule as for eroticism, it is created by the juxtaposition of the hidden and the revealed.
Why do we love villains and toxic ships? They're not bland. They have that rule of erotic thing going on, emotionally. Now it's possible to not be bland at all without villainery or toxicity, but for some reason when it comes to female characters, it trips back into blandness a lot of the time. Gruffness or coldness becomes plain harshness. Vulnerability becomes boring weakness. Put two such women together and the bland collides into the bland and only brave souls with very active imaginations manage to salvage some Compelling from this. I'm afraid it's often entirely absent from the source material, though.
#what to tag this#I tried my best to articulate this#but I probably failed#see in the Priory of the orange tree the couple leaves me entirely cold because there's some SMALL initial tension#and then nothing#where is the poignant devotion of the knight to her lady? to the faithful servant to her queen? between ennemies who are friends?#urgh. anyway#we still have Akemizu that's something thank you Blue Eye Samurai#the thing is oftentimes I don't feel the desire at all in f/f ships#WHERE is the desire? the physicality of it?? WHERE is the gaze the touch the faltering words?#it could and should be hot as fuck because it's hot as fuck irl#so why?#where?#gimme good wlw!!#one of the hottest things I've read was by a lesbian writing about her own life#it exists... out there... somewhere...
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He did eventually sign it
#sonic movie universe#stobotnik#doctor ivo robotnik#agent stone#initially i wanted the marriage one to happen with movie 3 ivo#but then i remember the government erased all evidence of him and therefore he legally doesn't exist and can't get married#which i guess means that they also had to discover they were married and erase that too?#or i guess maybe they didn't realize and the only evidence of ivo Robotnik left is a marriage certificate only stone knows about#anyway this concept is unhinged for a number of reasons and that makes it very funny to me#first stone just. signing whatever the hell the doctor wants without checking what it is#you just know he signed dome heinous shit. body modification was probably included somewhere#then robotnik trying to trick him into marriage! why??#well i assure there's not a romantic thought in his head while doing it#he just thinks stone is his and that it should be official#but he also knows what it looks like so he didn't want stone to find out#also the fact that he doesn't even know the guy he's trying to marry'#real name like... okay#the fact that stone is not bothered by it and he in fact redid the certification so it would be official#THE FACT THAT THIS IMPLIES EVERYTHING ELSE HE SIGNED IS NOT LEGALLY BINDING BECAUSE HIS NAME WAS WRONG#you get it i think it's funny
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to my IRL(s) who keeps sending me disco elysium memes despite the fact i haven't played it in months THIS IS BECAUSE OF YOU. HELP ME. If people have ideas on this AU feel free to have fun with it considering I. have only a few!
#zombiecleo#ethoslab#hermitcraft#scopophobia cw#hermitcraft AU#tag ramble time!#don't. worry about the text. yes it's trying to imply that etho can see us and break the fourth wall Don't Worry About It#this AU really was 'i wanna draw hermits in DE outfits who's pathetic and sad enough to b– yeah it's etho.'#'that makes cleo Kim then. I think they'd make it work' and that was it#in my heart it's also an AT so they're working a different case somewhere else in universe. mostly because i don't think them and-#-cuno/cunoesse should exist at the same time.. etho can have a drug addiction but cleo is NOT getting called a faggot /lh#Cleo getting written as 'just cleo' in text is kinda silly i enjoy it. hopefully that wasn't used in the actual game and i forgot about it#art out the oven#art wise this was really fun i locked myself in values jail but the colours turned out reasonable anyway which is always nice#yes cleo has gauges and an undercut <3#[scheduled]#EDIT: oh god. i have to add a tag for this AU#Disco Hermits AU
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jeopardy romantic <3
#doctor who#rose tyler#fifteenth doctor#fifteenrose#timepetals#BLOG TRADITION#WOOHOOOOOO#excited for gatwa’s run!! he seems like he’s rlly fit for the role#he also seems very jeopardy friendly#i miss rose………#and so does he#in my dreams they’re still together <33#regularly scheduled spiders will resume later i just wanted to get this one lil thing out#so that they exist somewhere#but for now. fifteen and rose. please content please
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Snippets from a phosphorous/gi doodle page
Do they have a ship name yet? I haven't seen much
#the best thing ive come up with is phosbot which is. yeah not great.#i saw nuclearwar somewhere and while i really like it im worried itd flood the tag because it does exist#and it talks about actual nuclear war and. idk feels like a weird spot to talk about a ship from a cartoon.#maybe im insane though#if anyone does figure something out lmk please im their no 1 shipper#creature commandos#g.i. robot#gi robot#doctor phosphorus#alex sartorius#gi robot x doctor phosphorous
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what da hell, who turned these godkids into fairys??
#so when hazel became a fairy for a short while her antifairy appeared#and timmy also became a fairy for some time#meaning that anti timmy should exist somewhere out there as well#but since fairy timmy was a result of a wish anti timmy wouldnt just dissappear when the wish was undone#right?#he would have to be sent somewhere#like hocus poconos#i dont think about that much at all#fairly oddparents#the fairly oddparents#fairly oddparents fanart#fop#fop fanart#fop a new wish#fopanw#fairly oddparents a new wish#timmy turner#hazel wells#my art#lowkeiart
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our teacher told us to write an essay about any topic we'd like
sir, prepare to read paragraphs upon paragraphs about asexuality and aromanticism and how platonic relationships are just as good as everything else and not everyone has to have romance and sex in their lives to be fulfilled
#i'd say i pulled an all nighter for this but i passed out somewhere around 1am and now im cramming everything 2hours before school#but still#this is for the grades#and for the world to know that we exist and we're valid#asexual#asexuality#aromantic#aroace#aspec#aroace pride#asexuals are valid
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My body is God’s and my bones are for crows / My words are of record, now everyone knows / Many thousands will sail on your cups’ overflow / To come and see a fisherman...
[the fisher king and lancelot, for @mortiscausa's 'march to camelot,' for the prompt 'ruin']
#em draws stuff#march to camelot#arthurian things#arthuriana#the fisher king#king pelles#lancelot#slowly slowly catching up on mtc. this one was HARD.#had a very specific thing in mind at the start... thinking abt the fisher king and elaine of corbenic and lancelot#and the amount of agency pelles and elaine have in bringing about the existence of galahad. and that he's the Fisher king in that.#sitting in his ruined castle waiting waiting with his line forever. until he gets a bite from just the right knight. if that coheres.#and also! am doing a thing that I wanted to do last year but didn't manage to pull off where I shift the time period a little forward every#drawing as I proceed down the list. so gawain (last time) and pelles are earlier medieval and lancelot is maybe 13thc.#and then we're creeping into the 1400s for drawing 3 <- when will I finish it? who can say#OH yeah and caption lyrics are from the secret extra verse of fisherman by the imagined village#that I've found written out online but can't actually find a recorded version of as a Song#<- dear imagined village please put your canonical lyrics somewhere online. am not good at parsing your very nice audio.#so ends. this one's an all time favorite if I dare say so at this hour.
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So i remember an ask mentioning your mortal enemy, Felis Atra and their cats, and i thought it'd be fun to draw what Felis Atra's version of your italian dogs would be.
I think they would be called Butter Knife and Flamengo! Butter Knife is not his real name, it's an nickname given by his peers because of how harmless he is. I choose Flamengo because that's the name of Vasco's rival football team here in Brazil, so i thought that was the perfect name :)
Cat Machete was slightly inspired by the Oriental Shorthair cat because of their long noses and thin head shape.


Cat Vasco was inspired by the Scottish Fold cat, because FLOPPY EARS. I gave Flamengo longer ears and orange fur to make him more like his look-alike.


The last doodle is a reference to this ask (https://canisalbus.tumblr.com/post/728923918314946560/me-i-am-machete-ear-fan-number-1-those-ears) and contains the tumblr ask stand-in dog, whose cat version was inspired by the American Curl cat! They have round ears that are slightly floppy outwards.


Final notes: I know cardinal clothes don't come in vibrant blue, but i was ADAMANT on switching Machete's and Vasco's clothing color patterns. I would draw the rest of Butter Knife's and Flamengo's clothes, but i suck at designing cool outfits.
Speaking of outfits, for Machete's iconic void outfit, i figured it would be fun to make it more baggy for Butter Knife, in contrast to Machete's, that looks very tight-fitted. I think it's cute, it kinda looks like a sweater. Also i can't imagine a Machete doppelganger without high heels boots, so those HAD to stay.
Oh, and just to be clear, i'm not like, claiming ownership of these guys or anything. I just thought it would be a fun exercise. Hope you like them!! I love your art and your characters.
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#imagine if Vaschete but CATS and REVERSED -> Butter knife ;_; and Flamengo <3#this ask is from last year and I'm sorry I've allowed it sit in my inbox for so long ´m`#but I've been thinking about it intermittedly#the context was that someone said that somewhere out there existed my mortal enemy (felis atra = black/dark cat)#and they had frenzied cat ocs instead of melancholic dogs#first of all they both look so darling I'm getting radiation poisoning just from looking at them aaaaaa#and the fact you put so much thought and effort into this concept is making me go absolutely rabid#extremely strange seeing Machete with big pupils and Vasco with tiny pinpoints#Butter knife purring like a fluffy jackhammer is instant serotonin I love him#and yes if you turned Machete to a cat he'd probably be something resembling an oriental shorthair#especially one of those really exaggerated ones with giant bat ears and roman nose#and I keep visualizing Vasco as a scottish fold as well but it's kind of giving me sad bad feels personally#I can't look past their painful and debilitating health issues#the same mutation that causes the floppy ears also destroys the cartilage in their joints#it's such a shame because they're a terribly cute and charming breed#and in this case they really do have those similar rounded friendly shapes that Vasco does#if I ever draw them as cats myself I'll probably have to think of some other breed for him even though it would be such a perfect fit#also I think it's funny how you can swap everything else but Machete's heels have to stay :'> don't separate the crinkle and his boots#thank you so much! this was such a cool ask to receive I love how you designed their cat forms#gift art#dingergum#Machete#Vasco#own characters#Vaschete scenarios
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Batman stopping Superman from beating his other self up

#bruce can sleep well#knowing that daddy!superman still exists#somewhere out there#superbat#dc#dc comics#official#superman x batman#batman x superman#superman/batman#batman/superman#superman#batman#clark kent#bruce wayne
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been thinking about the differences between SASASAP and ISAT lately. because looking just at ISAT and the two hats ending, you'd think loop went through the exact same house as our siffrin, but looking at SASASAP, it's different. it's mixed up. it's obviously a condensed prototype.
but. that doesn't have to mean it's a different universe entirely.
maybe that's just what happens after a thousand loops.
the house warped in act 5. siffrin lost their shit and the house got changed and corrupted, far past its baseline king uncanniness. so it wouldn't be too out-of-the-question for it to be able to warp in more subtle ways as well, due to a more subtle breakdown.
like a jpeg uploaded and downloaded a thousand times, siffrin changed, and the loops changed. over a thousand loops of efficiency, the house got more efficient. rooms combining. items moving. data compressing. and of course, run in a changed house, the script changed as well. it did so slowly, one bit at a time, over a thousand loops of zoned-out half-listening – and by the time siffrin would have noticed each difference, they were already used to it. (and in the moments that they did look at a room that was less familiar than it should be and realize that they had no idea where to find the key, well. that's just classic siffrin, isn't it.)
through sheer repetition, siffrin was corrupted, and the loops and the house along with them. all purpose lost, all signals distorted, until finally they couldn't recognize the meaning in any of it. it was all noise and despair.
so they made a wish. and the loop restarted. not just a reboot, but something more complete.
the data was backed up onto a star – a guide, a warning, a reference – and the loops were factory reset. and for the first time in a thousand loops, siffrin woke up to a clear mind and the crisp sound of birdsong.
#but NO MATTER HOW FAR LOOP WALKED they would STILL BE MADE OUT OF MUD!!!#sorry i love writing metaphors about loop i guess#here's a couple i had to cut. for cohesion. :#you ever sing along to a song so many times you could sing it in your sleep? you no longer use the same kind of music player that you first#listened to it on. but you still sing it in the shower and tap it onto your steering wheel and whistle it in the rain#and then one day you re-find the original on another platform and realize that somewhere along the line you'd started getting it wrong?#it was a little like that.#siffrin changed and the house changed and the script changed. one board of the deck and one thread of the sail at a time.#until one day that wreck of thesues could no longer recognize himself and made a wish.#in stars and time#isat loop#loop#isat#isat spoilers#in stars and time spoilers#sasasap#anyway. thinking of it this way makes it make a lot more sense to me why loop can't get magicked back to their old timeline#it doesn't exist. not any more than any of siffrin's 108 failed loops do.#siffrin is siffrin is siffrin#thoughts#thoughts about loop#thoughts about worldbuilding
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curtis bros full sketch page!!! ☆
#i posted the one in the top left earlier in my blog so a close up exists of that somewhere down in my blog#but i just thought i should just add onto the canvas i used for this one#btw this is an excuse to try out new brushes#do we like em#i think i do#all these poses are referenced off certain photoshoot poses they did during the movie#the outsiders#sodapop curtis#darry curtis#ponyboy curtis#the outsiders fanart#sodapop curtis fanart#darry curtis fanart#ponyboy curtis fanart#ponyboy the outsiders#sodapop the outsiders#darry the outsiders#darrel curtis#darrel curtis jr
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A lil Jayvik sketchy!!


“No matter what happened in the past, it’s never too late to build something new. Someone worth building it for.”
—Ekko
My commissions are open!!
(DM me if you want more details!!)
Idk this was just a lil excuse to finally finish some Arcane art. I love that show so much, but I’m still mourning the 45 minutes that we’re cut from Season 2. :’(
#me in my lil delulu world pretending that they didn’t get blipped out of existence and instead they’re smooching somewhere…#I love lil jayvik stuff#commisions open#jayvik fanart#jayvik#arcane s2 spoilers#victor arcane#jayce arcane#jayce talis#arcane fanart#arcane lol#fanart#gay#ao3#arcane#digital art#my art#my artwork#my art <3#the glorious evolution#arcane art
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Slams fists on table I need pictures of sam
#GRRRRR.#my current pfp is cute but i knowww there exists an even better image of him somewhere out there
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Isopuppy's got legs for DAYS


Just need to get the top carapace on and write up the tutorial, and y'all can make your own Good Dog.
My baby spent most of the morning crawl-chasing me around, desperately pointing at the pupper to be allowed a hug (which she was finally granted just before nap time when I got the back seam closed, and she hugged it So Hard, then gummed those antennae real good). Toddler is demanding he be allowed to sleep with it tonight. So isopups are VERY snugglable, is what I'm saying.
#I love that white fabric now that it's all sewn up#that white fabric was THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE while working with it#Had to get out a vacuum to deal with how much it was shedding#Had to literally have a dedicated outfit to sacrifice to the shedding that I changed in and out of before approaching that fabric#Had to WEAR A MASK at the sewing machine to keep it out of my mouth#There are people in a fabric factory somewhere dying of Faux Fur Lung there's no way there aren't#Anyway looking forward to the shell!#The non-shedding shell!#Salvage#The amazing isopuppy#avatar the last airbender#atla#Sewing
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Wraith arc Homura makes a Madoka body pillow, but also too embarrassed to actually use it and just gives it the bed
Kyoko and Mami both notice it when they visit, they don't realize it's THE Madoka and just think Homura became too obsessed with a character and tease her for it
Homura is too embarrassed to admit the truth
One day while they're doing their usual check up on Homura to make sure she actually ate and shit, they see her starring at the pillow in shock
No clue what's going on they walk up to Homura and suddenly hear a voice in their head at the same time as the pillow turns to them
"Kyoko, Mami! It's nice to see you again! I missed you so much!"
#pmmm#homura akemi#madoka kaname#kyoko sakura#mami tomoe#discharing my ideas here so they exist somewhere outside my head#might write it out at some point? idk
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