Price: Would you mind showing a recruit the base tomorrow?
Soap: Can’t Gaz do it?
Price: He’s filling some paperwork
Soap: Fine
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(Ghost ends up helping him and after a while they finally finish)
Soap: So… this gonna be ye’ base.
Recruit: It was nice… and exhausting
Soap scoffs: Well yeah, lucky I didn’t show you the-
Recruit: Right we’ll talk another time, Johnny. Good day
Soap: …
Ghost: …
Recruit: Uh… why are ya’ll starring at me like that
Ghost: Run
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You've heard of Elf on the Shelf...
. .now get ready for:
This is so badly done if artists wanna do it properly pls do 😭.
It's Soap on a rope, Ghost on toast, Price on rice, and Kyle in a file
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Me: No I wouldn’t say I have any daddy issues-
Me: Fuck…. Well at least I don’t have mommy issues-
Me: FUCK
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Cursive. Greek. Hieroglyphics. He can do it all.
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