Robert Finley Interview: Something to Laugh About
BY JORDAN MAINZER
The most stunning and heartbreaking song on blues singer Robert Finley's latest album Black Bayou (Easy Eye Sound), is made up. On album closer "Alligator Bait", the narrator--at first talking rather than singing--describes trudging through the swamp, his grandfather having just purchased for him a pair of hip boots. Backed by Kenny Brown's spindly guitars, Eric Deaton's slinky bass, and Jeffrey Clemens' slow-burning, stomping drums, Finley's gruff voice tells the story of this character wading around, waiting for something to happen. He accidentally steps on an alligator's back, thinking it's a log; his grandfather shoots the gator after it reacts. Matter-of-fact, Finley states, darkly humorous, "A lotta kids got ate like that." But on the second half of the song, he sings, wailing like a bluesman who had his heart broken. Only this time, he's taken aback by familial betrayal, realizing his grandfather had only bought him the hip boots and told him to enter the swamp in order to use him as alligator bait. When the narrator goes home to tell his father, his father laughs and brushes him aside, confessing that the same thing happened to him when he was a kid. Most of us face a mini existential crisis when we learn our parents aren't perfect. The narrator of "Alligator Bait", on the other hand, has just learned of his own dispensability.
When I spoke to Finley over the phone a few days before Black Bayou was released in late October, he confessed, "'Alligator Bait' was supposed to be cheerful. I didn't want to make him look like a mean old grandpa. It's just something to laugh about," before pausing and adding, "Maybe it'll make some kids stay away from the creek." Indeed, seven years into his improbable comeback, Finley views his role as a singer and entertainer as twofold: meeting the audience at the heart while simultaneously giving them advice, telling them the barebones truth when other authority figures won't. On Black Bayou, he reckons with ideas of homesickness and loneliness, lust and love, selflessness and salvation. Buoyed by longtime collaborator Dan Auerbach of The Black Keys, Finley wrote all of the songs in the studio, and his familiarity with his supporting cast of musicians resulted in songs that were both efficiently recorded and emotionally acute. Brown's guitar winces with longing on "Livin' Out A Suitcase" as Finley's tired of traveling. On "Waste Of Time", a song that sees Finley taking pride in rural living even if it means missing out on opportunities provided by cities, the buzz-saw guitars and Clemens' clattering percussion yield a perfect maximalism to go along with Finley's claims that, yes, there's still a lot to digest right outside your doorstep. "There are so many guys down here with super talent," Finely said. "They haven't been exposed to the right places."
In fact, Finley's daughter and grandaughter, Christy Johnson and LaQuindrelyn McMahon, offer a prototype. Like many musicians and singers in rural Louisiana, Johnson had long been singing at church, specifically in the youth choir before she started traveling with her father, joining him on his 2019 America's Got Talent stint and eventually recording background vocals on 2021's autobiographical Sharecropper's Son. And Finley insisted to Auerbach on McMahon singing backup on Black Bayou, though she's also in her own band, according to Finley. After all, there's not much of a difference between blues and gospel music. As Finley puts it, it's just "Oh, baby!" versus "Oh, lord!"
Really, Finley feels his songs could essentially soundtrack various milestones or important events in life. He made sweet doo wop outlier "Lucky Day" for others. "It's a wedding song. It's for people celebrating their 50th anniversary," he said. "It's one of those songs you can use in different situations." In contrast, he describes "Susie Q"-esque lurker "What Goes Around Comes Around" as "basically scripture," even as he sings lines like, "I got my whiskey and my woman / I ain't worried about a thing." Living the way you want and keeping to yourself can be a holy exercise, too. "They're the true facts. No sugarcoating," Finley said, adding, "Something the preacher ain't gonna say. They'd kick him out the church!"
The line between Finley's performance as authentic versus an act is not one he's really ultimately concerned with, as the very fact that he's gotten here is surreal. "I'm living my childhood dream at my age," he said. "I get a chance to express myself. To be able to go back and look at myself on film to see how I've made a fool of myself." Multiple times throughout our conversation, he referred to himself as in total service of the audience, wanting to make them laugh, wanting to make their lives easier, even if he needs to paint himself as a sinner or dunce in order to do so. Still, he has his head on his shoulders. "There's a difference between acting a fool and being a fool," Finley said. "One means you're a really good actor because you can act crazy, and the other says, 'You're fucking crazy for real.'" Find me a preacher who'd admit that!
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Beta Squad :
Niko Omilana
✦ Sweet Tease
✦ Against Him
✦ Insta Au 01
✦ Screened emotions
✦ Insta Au 10
✦ Sick days
✦ Insta Au 11
✦ Insta Au 19
✦ Mattress
✦ Him as your possessive best friend
✦ Insta Au 21
✦ Arranged Marriage (All Parts)
✦ Insta Au (23)
✦ My Pretty Boy
✦ Insta Au 28
Sharky
✦ Baby Sitting Bonds
✦ Jetlagged
✦ Insta Au 03
✦ Game on, Love
✦ Insta Au 13
✦ Insta Au 24
✦ Cats and Sharks
✦ Insta Au 26
Kenny
✦ Fragmented Affection Part 01
✦ Fragmented Affection Part 02
✦ Meeting your dad for the first time
✦ Insta Au 08
✦ Insta Au 25
✦ Insta Au 27
Aj Shabeel
✦ Insta Au 09
✦ Insta Au 20
✦ A Glimpse of Us
✦ Insta Au 29
Chunkz
✦ Insta Au 18
Darkest Man
✦ Insta Au 12
Yung Filly
✦ Insta Au 16
✦ Drunk and Dazed
Johnny Carey
✦ Insta Au 17
Harry Pinero
✦ Insta Au 22
Betasquad imagines/reactions :
✦ Where would the Beta Squad leave hickeys?
✦ Nicknames the Beta Squad would call you.
✦ When you kiss them during an argument
✦ Beta Squad as Dads
✦ Beta Squad reacting to someone yelling at you
Betasquad Text Imagines :
✦ Beta Squad reacting to you starting a conversation with "How dare you?"
✦ Beta Squad reacting to you asking them "What would you do if I turned into a worm?"
✦ Beta Squad as your best friend, reacting to you asking them "What would you do if I pull up with the gang?"
✦ Beta Squad reacting to texting them "Sorry, I have a Boyfriend"
✦ Beta Squad reacting to you texting them "Wanna meet my baby daddy?"
✦ Beta Squad when you accidentally confess to them
✦ Beta squad reacting to you calling them your 'husband' in text
Betasquad random fics :
✦ Cinnamon Rolls
✦ Wings and pads
Sidemen :
Harry Lewis
✦ Insta Au 02
Simon Minter
✦ Insta Au 04
Vikram Barn
✦ Insta Au 05
JJ Olatunji
✦ Insta Au 06
Josh Zerker
✦ Insta Au 07
Ethan Payne
✦ Insta Au 14
Tobi Brown
✦ Insta Au 15
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Babysitting
Ranking the Beta Squad + Sidemen based on how much I would need to be paid to babysit them as children
Kenny - €2.50/hour
THE NICEST
Just look at him he can do no harm
A very energetic child tho, running around and not going to sleep
But I think I could distract him easily by just putting on blues clues
Love love he’s adorable
Chunkz (+ bonus Darkest) - €9.50/hour
Look very nice a respectful
Will be nice
But only when parents are around
As soon as they leave I’m getting flamed like a highschooler
And getting pranked every 20 minutes
But they look like they’ll listen if I say something
And they’re gonna be funny so it’s all good
AJ Shabeel - €11.50/hour
look at him
He’s going to jump on me as soon as he gets the chance
A biter and a kicker
But he looks like he’s be sweet if he calmed down
He’s the kid the parents tell you not to give sugar to
Couch jumper
Sharky - free/hour
this baby is the best baby I’ve ever seen
V Well behaved
Stomps his foot ok the floor when he’s mad but that’s it
I would look after him for free
He doesn’t even look like a messy eater
Respectful I love him
Niko - €19/hour
you would have to payyy go get me go babysit this child
He seems so hyperactive
Would not could not sit still
Asks me for candy before dinner and ice-cream before bed
If I say no I get like a bucket of water poured on me when I walk into a room
Prank MASTER
Absolutely adorable but no thank you
Vik - €6.50/hour
very nice and respectful
Asks BARE questions tho
He would tell me about all of his school project and how me the awards he’s won for them
Would watch a documentary for fun
But he looks nice enough and I would love to pet his duck
Harry - €17.50/hour
chaotic if he wishes to be
But he also looks like he can like pick an activity and stick to it
But still he can bitee
Ankle biter kid
And he will Not eat anything Green
Or mildly healthy
Even though his parents explicitly told me not to give him sugar he somehow finds it and annoys you all day
Sugar Crashes and finally sleeps
JJ - €8.50/hour
looks nice enough
Might come at me with all his high and mighty private school attitude
But I think he’s pretty chill
And he’ll eat whatver his mom left for him
Calm I would say, average
Ethan - €7.50/hour
again looks nice
He seems like a very outdoorsy kid and I am not an outdoorsy person so it would not mix
Probably just watches tv all day
Have a feeling he’ll refuse to put on his clothes
Ankle kicker
Would kick me in the shins and I would cry but then he’s apologise and sit on the couch playing so it’s ok
Will not sleep on time tho that is a STRUGGLE
Josh - €4.50/hour
this boy cannot get up to trouble
Probably sits with his back straight
His smile is adorable
Corrects ME about facts or smthing
Would ask me to read him a book as a goodnight
Sleeps at a reasonable time without a reminder
<3
Simon - €7.50/hour
would give me the DIRTIEST of looks
All the time
One of the kids that eavesdrop on ur conversations
Doesn’t strike me as a TV kids would wanna go play with kids in the park
Biter, bites other kids, me if I piss him off
Overall nice tho, he would give me his “dish” made of playdough
Tobi - :)/hour
I accept one smile from his per hour as payment
Seems like the happiest child ever
But I think if he was in a mood he would be the worst kid every I wouldn’t not want to be near him
Walks around stomping with his arms crossed and wrecks his room apart I would say
So acc like €5.50/hour
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