#latin jokes

[pumpkin-knots]

A new latin verb was just discovered! It is formed as follows: forgor, forgari, forgatus sum and means “to forget”

[interretialia]

In Classe Linguae Latinae... / In Latin Class...

Me: Agēmus.

One of my students: Good for him!

[eleemosynecdoche]

Ah, the ides of March, the first time in his life Marcus Tullius Cicero was so lost for words he put the verb at the beginning of the sentence. But not the last...

[quirkymarshmallows93]

Megistra

[4fl0tsam]

Had to get on this quickly 🧍

Charles lurking in the back:

lmao not people getting angry at a fucking meme in the comments, like fuck off, you didn’t even know her💀

[yoursghouly]

Source: Katalyn

[mikichko]

the idea that nanami has an incredibly sassy daughter has been in my head all day

he makes her upset and she just gives him the biggest side eye. she makes the most disgusted faces when he tried to talk to her. even has the audacity to huff at him 😭 like he had to take a breath mid argument and ask whatever entity exists where his daughter got all this attitude from.

she purposefully starts talking in only spanish to leave him out of conversations too. it’s genuinely the funniest thing hearing her tiny little voice talking to you while nanami lectures her about her behavior in an exasperated voice. she’s legitimately the only one that can get him to this state, besides gojo at his most annoying.

when nanami tries to apologize and asks her if he’s forgiven she only humphs at him and turns away.

“but i apologized to you, are you going to forgive me?””

“no! porque fuiste grosero conmigo!” (no! because you were rude to me!)

the only thing that earns him her affection again is the promise of a melopan after work tomorrow. he even gets a kiss when he says he’ll make sure to get the turtle shaped one

[madame-helen]

[elodieunderglass]

Hey. If you’d like to read the regularly updated countryside adventures of an artist/poet, her quirky interactions and multilingual puns, her foraged foods and sweet nomadic life, seasoned and salted with a mechanic’s rich life experience - do go and spend time with my friend Dru.

Notably, Dru is not and will never be a TERF. In fact, there is a book on the shelves of your local bookstore all about why.

[mythosphere]

The "every man thinks about the Roman Empire at least once a day" factoid is actually just statistical error. Romanus Georgus, who lives under the Ara Pacis and thinks about the Roman Empire 10,000 times per day is a statistical outlier and should not be counted

[type1dragonwolf]

Geese with Swords

I’m entering this in an art contest. Gonna add color, just thought it would be funny to post. :)

Backstory:

So in our Latin text books, there’s this one story called ‘Manlius, The Gauls and the Geese’ but somehow every year someone translates ‘The Geese honked and woke Manlius up so he could beat up the Gauls’ to ‘Geese with Swords.’ So I’m entering this into the art contest. :)

[interretialia]

Caesar adsum jam forte. Antonius sed passus sum. Caesar aderat forte. Pompeius adsum jam. Caesar sic in omnibus. Pompeius sic intram.

[pademelonluck]

duolingo's getting a little egotistical...

they now teach themselves...

[alangdorf]

Listened to Eternal Dance Engine ~ Shall We Dance!! one too many times (and then like a hundred more times afterwards for good measure) and dropped everything to go draw this. Also tried out a new shading process which kinda did what I wanted it to but I’ll keep experimenting

[tortadecuchufli]

I'm going to commit unspeakable atrocities if something happens

[zu-art]

Smooches his lovely nose