#let him :)

[junespriince]

Wally, pissed: B, what the hell. I called you last night for some help and you ignored my calls! I had to ask Rayner's bitch ass to help me, what was so important my calls weren't?

Bruce: you didn't need me, your villains are childs play compared to mine, just needed to stop being lazy and relying on others to help you out.

Wally, eye twitches in my villains ain't child's play: okay, okay, so did you need help with your villains?

Bruce: psh, you wouldn't last a minute in Gotham against mine. I don't need someone I have to carry out of there.

Wally, slams fist on table that scared Clark: bullshit! You let children fight along side you, it can't be that hard.

Bruce: whatever, Allen never had an issue he couldn't solve.

Wally: because he had HAL! you moron!

Bruce: I'm not a mor—

Diana: enough! Settle this like adults or like men.

Wally: fine. I want to be a Gotham villain for a week, if you can defeat me I'll shut my mouth up and never complain about this again.

Bruce, has a file on how to defeat Barry: deal.

Two weeks later

Bruce, on a building with his head in his hands: how is he that good! I have a file on how to neutralize him!

Dick: that's on Barry... You do know speedster are different from one another.

Bruce: they are!? How!?

Dick: Wally can go through walls. Barry can. That's one difference.

Jason: and apparently he can make damn good pipe bombs, can I add him to the outlaws I need a good pipe bomber for the team.

Bruce: this is a nightmare!

Tim: could be worse, at least he's not destroying anything valuable and he's protecting citizens.

Stephanie: and his suit is serving cunt, get the penguin let him see what drip is.

Duke, yelling out: yo Walls! I'd love a hamburger!

Wally, zips in: here ya go bud. *Leaves*

Duke: god, can he stay, he so convenient.

Bruce: No!

Kate: boooo pussy baby man.

Damian: he can blow up stuff but I stab one person I'm ground for six weeks.

Dick: because stabbing the mailman because you think he's an intruder.

Damian: he looked sus! Chat defend me!

Barbara: chat says no stabbing.

Damian: tt.

Bruce, to Dick: how do I stop him! You have a file on him, tell me!

Dick: no, I won't. There's finally a hot redhead villain now, and I'm going to pull a you real quick and flirt with the sexy villain, bye! *Leaves*

Bruce: noooooo, you were my son! Diana gonna laugh at me!

Jason: auntie gonna laugh at you? Shit let me help make this more of a problem for ya.

Bruce: betrayal!!

Cass: betrayal, maybe but it funny.

Wally, on a megaphone: do you YIELD Batman.

Bruce, and his ego: NEVER!

Continue on for two years

[killerpancakeburger]

Just reblogged art of Astarion covering Tav's mouth to shut them up and now I have a mighty need to write about Astarion and Tav in Baldur's Gate, separated from the rest of the party for a reason or another, in a romantic relationship, coming across one of those person Astarion do NOT want to come across because of shit he did in the past, so he drags Tav into a nearby alley, pins them against the closest wall, covers their mouth with his hand and whispers, firmly: "Not. A sound."

And he's busy checking they don't get caught but Tav is just standing there, having no idea what's happening, but letting Astarion doing what he wants because they trusts him, and thinking to themselves: "Hm. That's hot actually."

[thefuseoftemptation]

finnick odair on being close to you. It's a must. he likes to be with you, likes the closeness. Whether it's the physicality of it or just him knowing you. His hands or arms are never not on you. If your hand isn’t in his, he’ll be taking it into his. His arm too, always over your shoulder.

He has to have some sort of contact. Even if it’s just you standing next to him. Your back is to him? Then he’s making his way to you so your back is to his chest as he looks over your shoulder to see what you’ve got going on. If you guys are sitting somewhere and you don’t sit by him? He’s pulling your chair over to where he’s at or switching seats. It’s not like it was your intention to do that, you just sat where you saw was available. Or if you’re on the couch, sitting across from him with your legs stretched out, he’s pulling you by them. Oh no. Now you’ve got to sit next to him—

finnick odair likes being close to you. In every sense of the word.

[bicheetopuff]

I feel like booktok ruined yall. I understand the disappointment when it comes to Tenko rn, I’m disappointed too. But bnha isn’t any of our stories to tell except for Horikoshis. I feel like most of you care more about being right than you care about what might happen next. Yes, these last couple chapters have felt rushed and we haven’t gotten much from Izuku on a lot of things that should be addressed but I don’t think enough people are considering the possibility that it may be intentional.

Deku is an unreliable narrator and we haven’t gotten his introspective on anything for like 200 chapters. Why is everyone so surprised that we’re not getting anything now? He’s literally always been like this and I don’t understand why people think that’ll just change at the drop of a dime. His entire character is supposed to be a parody of what a shonen mc is supposed to be like. ‘Talk-no-jutsu’ doesn’t exactly come easy to him. He has flaws and doesn’t know how to express himself effectively unless he feels like he absolutely has to. I’m glad he’s being thrown back into normalcy because I feel like since he won’t have much to take his mind off of everything, he’ll be forced to address the things he hasn’t yet because the bottled up emotions will just be too much for him.

I’m sure Shigaraki will be addressed again and we might even get a My Villain Academia sub arc/callback.

Also, what’s with people’s obsession with fake outs? Is it really that serious? It’s not like a book where we get to read an entire volume at once, it’s a chapter by chapter manga. We can’t expect someone to come back the very chapter that they seemingly died. Also with Deku’s flashback this chapter, I can’t help but have hope that there was more to their conversation than what was shown.

Why do I feel like I’m the only person that has a little faith left in hori? This story isn’t here for us to grade…

[mon-ster-chen]

💫 let him 🚔, let me 🥰

Source: -> Feña/X

[wereboned]

does this contribute anything

[wiirocku]

1 Peter 4:16 (ESV) - Yet if anyone suffers as a Christian, let him not be ashamed, but let him glorify God in that name.

[gmmmtv]

Let Ray Have His Threesome 2k23

[amourtoken]

What if I said vessel still eats you out on your period then what huh

[silence-between-seconds]

ykw ive never really seen sirius written as awkward in fics so imma do the honours

[kenjiyabuki]

why the sign got me rooting for the murderer lmao

[frogprinsen]

Wilhelm: I’ll get over I, I just need to be dramatic first.

[tomateblack]

mr silver i wonder why that is

[sosoribro]

alright now i've seen recent panels of jaime haning out with TIM. DRAKE. from YOUNG JUSTICE. and apparently he's also met KON. EL. from young justice.

i think we're uh missing someone here

cmon dc

go- go on

finish the job cmon

we definitely uh

wont do anything

nope we wont uh

wont write stuff

or draw

stuff

cmon

just

i think you're uh

missing someone here

so uh

i think we all know

who uh

who it is

so if you could just do that

then uhh it'll be great

real great

thanks

[jzargo]

i have yet to make an inquisitor specifically to romance Bull but every time i play it I go "this Inquisitor could romance Bull, but they would not be the sub in this relationship."

[heyitsspaceace]

JUSTICE FOR TOLYA LET HIM TALK ABOUT HIS POEMS