#like the pokemon are bigger than me in height!??

[gin-no-g]

Inspired by @monstrsball 's pokemon au!

[1ightsen]

Maxie Infodump #1 - Little known character details from official media

I promised to post some of my maxie infodumps and headcannons, and I think I'll start it off with something simple. His official character bio that was hosted originally on the first release of ORAS (this will be ORAS Maxie focused)

here is a transcript for easy reading: "Maxie is the leader of Team Magma, the team seeking a world ideal for humanity. He pays attention to even the smallest of details, and is quite sensitive in some regards. He has a habit of describing situations in numerical terms. He possesses a cool-headed outlook, thinking that some sacrifices cannot be avoided if he is to achieve his goals." Okay, so first, after looking at the original japanese version of this page,

小さいことまで細かく気にする、神経質なところがあり、さまざまなことを数字を交えてあらわすのが口癖。 目的を果たすためなら、犠牲が出ても仕方ないと考える冷徹な思想の持ち主でもある。 The one word in here I wanted to be sure of was 'sensitive' since it can have many meanings, and the original japanese gives us some possibilities with:

Personally I think (being) highly strung is the most likely option here, but either way its an interesting character trait. And we all know he certainly builds up frustration and tension and explodes a bit like a volcano. Even if he does manage to correct himself afterwards.

~ ANYWAYS ~

Now that we have the bio, let's break it down a little and look at some fun examples of it in action! Maxie has a habit of describing situations in numerical terms. This typically comes out more when he is nervous or stressed. Here are some examples: Ill just take ORAS as an example here since this is already getting pretty long... In ORAS after fighting him at mt chimney, he lets you know in a specific numerical way, how much he fell behind:

And then again, when you battle with him and lose in the Battle Resort where he just has to let you know the situation in numerical terms by giving you the exact lose chance according to his own calculations of course:

"So the great Maxie has fallen, even when battling alongside your team... I shall commit this curious phenomenon to memory. It had less than a 1 percent probability of occurring, you know."

this culminates in a really interesting interaction between him and courtney after the delta episode. While It's pretty clear that Maxie cares for his team and especially his admins, he definitely struggles when faced with his crying admin, and being unsure of what to say, he settles with a numerical quantifier again.

He assesses the situation, and decides to comment on how MUCH courtney is crying. His "paying attention to even the smallest details" trait also ties into this habit of his, and is probably why he jumps to conclusions a little too early because of small things he's noticed. Accusing Tabitha of wanting his spot as leader, just because he disagreed with him is one of those situations.

Pokemon Masters EX has a lot of new scenes with Maxie, and I would love to talk all day about them, but I'll just pick out one here, and that's from the "A pasio Spectacle" event. In this event, Maxie overhears team break members simply say the word 'glasses' and instantly jumps to the conclusion that not only did they want to talk to him, but that they noticed his "magnificent mega glasses" and would like to hear a lecture on how they were scientifically made.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZmmaf9bhD8&t=144s here's a link to watch it, its worth it :D He certainly picks up on small details, but tends to miss the bigger picture sometimes, which is fun because I believe archie tends to do the opposite. Perhaps his mega glasses are actually designed to reflect this, because they work like horse blinders, and keep maxie looking straight ahead (trust me, I've made a pair of these, and you cannot see someone standing to your immediate side). Looking straight ahead is also relevant to his life goal, of ensuring the bright future of humanity, and as he says: "propel humanity to greater heights of progress and evolution." And that concludes my infodump regarding this one little bio that is no longer available without the wayback machine, and I just wanted to share it with any other Maxie fans out there :D Next I think I might tackle the bigger topic of how Archie and Maxie have so many fun contrasts in personality and more. and then maaayyybe I'll feel comfortable enough sharing my headcannons and theories. But only if people want more lol, I am not good at writing big posts :>

[causewayguy]

'Pleaseeeeee, tell me where Jie Jie keep my Switchhh! 🥺🥺🥺'

Jon's sister in law, Kelly, has been bugging him the entire morning. His wife has had it with Kelly's gaming addiction and took away her console. Before she left for a work conference abroad, Jon's wife smiled sweetly at Jon and said 'If Kelly gets to have her fun, you won't get your fun when I get back next week ya'. That's wifey material for you... 

That's why Jon die die didn't give into Kelly's begging. But it's no easy task... It was a week since he had sex with his wife because of Kelly, who started staying over after her graduation. Making things worse, Kelly is forever in a flimsy top and boy shorts. Jon has been in marikita state for too long without any proper release (tfk don't count guys).

'No way sia, don't sabo me. If your sister knows I let you play, next week I can order coffin liao'

'Next week??!? Walao can la kor! You give me play now then I confirm finish before she come back. Please laaa, qiu qiu ni! I will do anything, really anything at alllll! Pleaseeee'

Kelly clinged onto Jon like a panda, her boobs squeezing his arms like two pillows. Jon felt something stirring in his pants as he stared down at the heavenly sight of his SIL. Kelly continued begging Jon for a minute, continuously rubbing her nubile body on his. So this is what heaven is like... Before he lost his mind and do something he regretted, Jon relented and revealed his wife's hiding place. Kelly screamed in delight, hugged and kissed Jon before running to get the Switch.

Jon breathed a sigh of relief as Kelly did not feel his 6 inch hard rod poking her. He quickly went to take a cold shower before heading to the gym to calm things down and increase the distance between him and this temptation of SIL.

It was late afternoon when Jon returned home, thinking all his pent up energy was released in the gym. Lo and behold, Kelly was laying flat on the living room couch. The sight of her milky body in black top and white panties immediately shot Jon's cock to attention harder than before.

After the Switch ran out of battery and she couldn't find the charger, Kelly dozed off on the sofa, dreaming of Pokemons and gym battles. A shadow fell over her face which woke her up. Rubbing her eyes, she is still rather drowsy when she saw a tall dark figure in front of her. Kelly slid her hand into Jon’s pants and felt a long leatherly bulge, growing bigger and bigger.

'An Arbok! Finally! I want to catch you!'

Kelly tried to hold Jon’s cock down with her tiny hands but also letting it slipped through her fingers. The harder she tugged, the bigger and angrier it gets. Suddenly, Kelly pulled down Jon’s shorts. 'I have destroyed your defense! Now I use mouth-ball!'

Jon groaned loudly as Kelly gave a surprise BJ. At first, she slowly savoured Jon’s cock, taking her time to lick, kiss and suck on it. She sucked on the tip and did a few quick bobs. Kelly’s tongue constantly flicked across the bottom of Jon’s cock, making it tighter and wetter for him. Jon moaned out in satisfaction and stepped back a step. Unwilling to let go, Kelly kneeled and crawled closer to Jon with his cock still in her mouth.

'You are not escaping that easily! Quick attack!'

Being at the perfect height kneeling down, Kelly launched her gawk gawk 3000. Every thrust made Jon’s cock hit the back of her throat, and Kelly started to gag. Saliva was starting to pool around Kelly’s lips and dripped down to her blouse. The hall was filled with the erotic squishy sounds with loud slurping and chocking sounds. Jon almost lost it there. Even his wife’s best BJ skill could not hold against what her sister’s mouth is doing to his cock now. Quickly, Jon pushed Kelly back onto the sofa and stepped towards her.

‘Arbok seemed to have used harden and, shit, preparing for a body slammmmmm ah ahh aahh!!!’

Jon pulled Kelly’s panties aside and started slamming his rock hard cock into her. This was his dream. He was fucking his sister-in-law, out in the open living room with the curtains all open. Most importantly, he was fucking her raw! Unprotected sex with a fresh college grad! It has been awhile since Jon felt such warmth and tightness engulfing his cock. The harder he thrusted into Kelly, the tighter and wetter she got. The lewd sounds echoed across the hall as the both of them made all kinds of moaning, mewing and cursing.

Kelly was not a virgin, but her last experience was loooong time ago. Hence, when Jon’s 6 inch penetrated her, she cummed. The feeling of hot meat brushing against her pussy wall, going deep inside her was so sensual and mind blowing. And when Jon did not stop his hard fucking as she came, the pleasure doubled as her pussy was more sensitive. Ever thrust was met with Kelly’s ‘Ahh!’ and ‘uhh!’, only stopping when they frenched.

As they were on missionary, Jon has complete control over Kelly. Her hands were grasping at the smooth sofa but has not grip on it. Jon took over and held both Kelly’s arms in front of her top, squeezing her perfect melons together. This caused Kelly’s boob to bounce even harder with the hard fuck Kelly was getting. Jon salivated at the sight of him ravaging his sister-in-law, her body being trashed in whichever direction he wanted.

One hand grabbing her arms and another squeezing her boob, Jon felt the familiar tugging sensation in his balls. Instead of slamming his entire weight onto her, Jon thrusted with speed and precision, making sure his entire length was continuously going in and out of Kelly. Feeling the difference, Kelly seemed to understand the situation and held onto Jon’s waist tightly with her legs. She even felt his cock getting bigger inside her and she whimpered at Jon, nodding her head at Jon, willing him to do it.

‘Give! Me! Your! Ar-fuckkkk!’

At the last moment, Jon squeezed his core and completely unleashed himself inside Kelly. He felt his every ejaculation, when his cum exited with force and completely drenched Kelly’s pussy, every squeezing by Kelly’s tight, warm pussy. He shot at least 5 times before relaxing into Kelly’s arm. After several rounds of orgasm, Kelly had only a minor one when Jon finished inside of her. It was the feeling of Jon’s cum shooting deep inside her that made her felt full and truly fucked that she came for the last time. They both were in total bliss for at least a minute, breathing into each other’s ears.

‘Kor~ *huff* I captured your Arbok *puff* Later can I try your Onyx…? *rubs* I want to catch them all before Jie comes home...'

[pokemonshelterstories]

I just saw a wild Tinkaton that was much bigger than usual, maybe 2 ft taller than average? I think it might've had some sort of gigantism, but it scared me and I ran away lol. is this something to be afraid of, would it have been extra strong? or would it just have various health problems?

hard to say just from that description and without seeing and having the pokemon assessed by a veterinarian. pokemon really do have an astounding amount of size variation within species, but that's height is pretty significantly outside the norm.

of course, a tinkaton with a lot more mass behind its attacks will likely be able to do a lot more damage to you, so i think you were right to get out of there. that being said, with how great of a size difference there, i suspect there's some sort of hormone disorder causing the gigantism. this can cause bone deformities, arthritis, and muscle weakness, so there's a chance it wouldn't have been able to lift its hammer well enough to hurt you too bad. still, better safe than sorry, and if it's surviving out in the wild like that it must be strong enough to still hunt.

[quillpokebiology]

Pokemon Variants: Pumpkin

(My favorite Applin line variant!) Pumpkin refers to an Applin who hid in a Pumpkin, and its evolutions ended up resembling one.

(Not Height accurate)

Applin

Applin that go into Pumpkins. Since Applin go into the first fruit or vegetable they find, these Applins eggs usually hatch in Pumpkin patches. They're often seen as pests since multiple usually hatch at a time and steal all the Pumpkins. To prevent this, many farmers have made decoy Pumpkin patches away from the main patches I'm hopes that Appletun or Flapple will decide to lay their eggs there instead. Pumpkin Applin are slower than usual but have higher defense.

Appletun

If their pumpkin has a sweet flavor (or they are given the special item, Pumpkin Sweet), they will evolve into the Pumpkin variant of Appletun. Pumpkin Appletun were bred to look like pumpkin pie, with the shedding on their back even being edible and tasting like pumpkin pie. They're often used for parties and are symbols of autumn. In old Galar, it was tradition to feed Pumpkin Appletun fruit and sweets for Samhain celebrations. They symbolize prosperity, abundance, and protection.

Flapple

My favorite member of the line. Gives me a mythical forest vibe for some reason. Anyways, Pumpkin Applin evolve into Pumpkin Flapple by choosing a sour pumpkin for protection or eating the Sour pumpkin sweet. While Pumpkin Appletun are seen as a symbol for Autumn, Pumpkin Flapple are symbols of autumn and death. They're also seen as protectors and helping ward away evil spirits. However, they're not loved by everyone, as farmers see them as the worst pests of the line for their quickness and determine to eat their crops.

Dipplin

Applin evolve into Pumpkin Dipplin when they come across a Juicy Pumpkin, which only grow in Kitakami. They appear the most in the fall, when Pumpkins almost become as plentiful as apples in the region, and they're highly praised there for being a symbol of a good harvest. They're Syrup becomes pumpkin guts, which is thicker and more damaging but less sticky. They're often slower due to their bigger height.

//My designs can be used by anyone if you credit me! If you want, you can request other Applin variants to draw since these were very fun, and it only took around 30 minutes each.

[gatorbites-imagines]

Can I request Guzma with a stoic CisMale S/O with a Centiskortch? I love your stuff and your writing style :)

Guzma x male reader

Hope your okay with me making the reader a team, I just really like making them ^^

I made reader a fire and bug type user :) He’s also at least the same height and build as Guzma or bigger, cuz I think the reader hovering over his shoulder is cool.

Heres the team I made, I used a card maker and just inserted a character as a placeholder ^^

It was raining across Po town as always, the water pelting down across the rooftop of the large mansion Team Skull used as a base. It had been extra gloomy that day, and everyone on the team seemed in a lower mood than usual. None of the teams’ plans had gone as planned, many grunts had been beaten in battle and some had even had to flee as their families came for them.

It was no secret that a lot of team skulls members were people who weren’t accepted by their families, outsiders, the black mareep of the family. The same thing could be said about Team Skulls boss Guzma, the outsider of outsiders of his generation.

He sat upon his throne, chin his hand as Golisopod wandered out the room, chittering and making other bug like noises as it wandered around. Vikavolt and Masquerain were sitting on the bedframe of the large bed in the room, making noises at one another as they spoke.

Bug pokemon were the one thing that had helped a young lonesome Guzma many years ago, back when everyone avoided him and his fathers expectations became too heavy. After meeting Wimpod Guzma was still as much of an outsider as ever, but at least he had a friend. He was still bullied and looked down upon, but when Golisopod finally evolved, the bullies didn’t dare come near him as long as the large armored pokemon watched over him.

Guzma had accepted he would be alone forever, or as long as he was stuck on Alola. But then he had met Plumeria and a couple of the first grunts that would later make up Team Skull. They had all not fit into what society wanted them to be, and they found a friendship with one another.

They were stilled targeted by less than kind people, but they always stuck together as best as they could so no one was left alone. This was when Guzma met who would later become his boyfriend. One of the grunts had been alone, a bug using grunt on top of that. Their Cutiefly had posed by challenge to the bullies pokemon.

As the bullies had started to close in on the grunt, a loud hissed noise was heard before a long glowing body dragged itself between the bullies and their target. The large body twisted, and flames blasted from its face as it turned its angered eyes on the bullies. It hissed again as the bullies stood frozen, and it only seemed to somewhat relax as its owner approached.

The bullies turned as the pokemon they had never seemed hissed in the new persons direction, though this sound was much less threatening. There stood a tall man, with a calm or almost bored expression, his eyes tracking over the situation. The Grunt on the floor with a face wet from tears, being protected by his Centiskortch who had jumped from its pokeball, and the group of bullies.

(Y/N)s eyes turned cold as he stared down at the bullies, a displeased tone in his voice as he demanded an answer to what they thought they were doing. The bullies tried to come up with an excuse, and when that didn’t seem to have any effect on the man, they tried to explain how the grunt deserved to be bullied, and how pathetic the grunt was for using bug types.

The man had no facial reaction as he stepped in front of the grunt as he pulled a quickball from his belt, tossing it into the air and releasing a pokemon. It was clear it was a bug type, the new pokemon placing itself between the man and the bullies, releasing growls and chitters at them and their pokemon.  Centiskortch had quickly pushed itself to the front as well, its flames large and enraged.

The bullies didn’t back down though, their pride too powerful as they made their pokemon attack. That was when Guzma and Plumeria arrived, their eyes wide as they watched the man’s two pokemon completely wipe the floor with the bullies teams. The bullies had cursed him out when they lost, but the stoic expression on his face and in his voice had them running away.

(Y/N) had turned and crouched down to the grunt and helped them to their feet, he also offered to heal their pokemon for them. The two fire-bug types had stayed outside of their pokeballs, both ready if the bullies should return. That’s when the two leaders of Team Skull stepped in, and one thing led to another and (Y/N) decided to join the team, at least somewhat.

Guzma learned that the man was a traveler, had had traveled across many countries, had met and battled many people, and that Alola was his last stop. They had bonded over their love for bug types, and Guzma had been so excited to meet pokemon from outside of Alola. The leader of Team Skull hadn’t planned on developing feelings but it just happened, and one thing led to another and he ended up confessing on accident, and right when he was scared (Y/N) was gonna reject him, the usually stoic man had smiled a very tiny and careful smile as he confessed he felt the same way.

As if summoned by the thoughts, (Y/N) stepped in through the doors of Guzmas room, his Scizor following close behind him, his Alolan Marowak not far behind, both carrying large sacks with them. (Y/N) was carrying another large sack over his shoulder as well. He stopped in front of Guzma, his expression as stoic as always, but there was a faint glint in his eyes that meant he was excited about something.

“Whats up babe?” Guzma asked, still leaning on his hand, trying to ignore Vikavolt who had flown over to his chair and was nudging against his hand for pets. That’s when the tiny barely noticeable smile pulled onto (Y/N)s lips and he plopped the sack down at his feet, the fabric pulling open and z-crystals pouring out. Bug z-crystals.

Guzmas jaw dropped as the two pokemon following the man dropped their sacks as well, exposing even more crystals. It had to be all the crystals on the island there were so many, the Team Skull boss didn’t know how to react as his felt a grin grow on his face. Of course his handsome and strong boyfriend would be able to do something like this, why was he even surprised.

Guzma chuckled softly as he got to his feet, stepping over the many crystals as he leant in a kissed (Y/N), the other mans hands coming up to rest on Guzmas hips as he pulled him closer. They both ignored the sound of (Y/N)s pokeballs snapping open and releasing all his pokemon, the room becoming slightly cramped at all the pokemon in it alongside the two men.

That’s when they felt something coil around their bodies, the warm length of the body and the hissy noises it made as if laughing immediately let them know it was (Y/N)s first pokemon and trusted friend, Centiskortch. The bug-fire pokemon seemed to snicker at them as Guzma squaked at the action, but (Y/N) just rolled his eyes and leant down to kiss Guzma again.

Centiskortch got itself into a comfortable position around its trainer and its trainer’s partner, holding the two humans close as the pokemon decided to take a short nap. Guzma rested his head against (Y/N)s shoulder and released a sigh he didn’t know he was holding, maybe it wasn’t so bad as long as the stoic man was with him, he was sure tomorrow would be better.

[adobe-outdesign]

Would love to know your thoughts on Exeggcute and Exeggutor!

Exeggcute is one of the most interesting Gen 1 'mons. What looks like a bunch off eggs is actually a bunch of seeds, and indeed, Exeeggcute is part grass-type. There's no other Pokemon quite like it.

Visually, I like how the otherwise plain "eggs" are broken up by the cracks, including one split open at the back completely. I also enjoy how there are different expressions on different eggs, ranging from angry to smug.

Interestingly, the original sprites showed Exeggecute with a larger middle egg. I think it starts to be a bit too much in some sprites, I do like the BW sprite that just has it slightly bigger.

Side note: I kind of wish Exeggucute was yellow, just because it would've matched it with Eggector that much more.

The group of seeds eventually evolve/"hatch" into Exeggutor, which is pretty perfect both from a "growing a plant' standpoint and a "progressing the most interesting elements" standpoint. Exeggutor has a body, but it also retains multiple coconut heads, which are very reminiscent of Exeggcute.

What I like about this design is how monster-y it is. A lot of grass-type 'mons have a habit of just being humanoid, so this giant palm tree with its multiple heads, stubby clawed feet, and lack of arms is absolutely unique and refreshing.

And visually, it's also nice. The brown base works as a neutral and compliments the brighter yellows and greens nicely. Most of the focus is on the heads, allowing the body to be simple comparatively.

And yeah, Alolan Exeggutor is perfect; I don't think you guys need me to tell you that. For many years, early Pokemon were constrained to being able to a fit a small square box of pixels, so taking advantage of the 3D models to make an Exeggutor that's actually the height of a palm tree is super fun and really memorable. I also like that it's implied that this form was the original, rather than vice versa.

Long neck aside, I also like the addition of one more head on the tail (to keep a lookout at ground level), which further emphasizes its original multi-head concept. I also like the darker, richer shade of brown here. Both forms are really good, but I do find myself liking Alolan Exeggutor just a bit more.

Anyway, really good line overall. The concept is unique and the original line was already solid, improved with an excellent regional.

[thatwildnya]

Pov: you look and dress like Rika from Pokemon

no idea how tall Rika is but for these hcs imma say you’re 6 feet and just for fun you also have a clodsire named Muddy Buddy

notes: female pronouns used, images of Rika and clodsire at the bottom

Idia

he is winning in life and knows it

you are hot and cute and handsome and sexy all in one

does not believe in love at first sight but when y’all first met he might have changed his stance cuz dAMN YOU LOOKIN’ FINE AS HELL

happy he can hide behind you without having to bend down so much

loves the gap moe you have

your neutral expression makes you look so cool and dignified

then you see something cute and the way your face lights up makes his heart go into overdrive

Ortho also loves and adores you and Idia loves watching you interact

 please please please do something hot like kabedon or use a finger to make him look up at you he will melt

just make sure you have access to a fire extinguisher at hand just to be safe-

he loves your big goofy looking buddy too

finds the big goof fascinating and a joy to play with and likes to use him as a portable AC when it’s scorching outside

he used to lay on him then he discovered that Mud can make some of his bones shoot out of his back after he let out a sneeze

thankfully he didn’t have his whole body draped over him-

dress up in a butler cosplay for him he will be foaming at the mouth

Epel

has a love hate relationship with your looks

on one hand you look so cool and awesome

but on the other you look so cool and awesome

he wants your gender give it to him

everytime without fail people confuse which is the girl and boy between you two

you do your best to help him pick outfits that will make him look more masculine

unfortunately you somehow always end up picking outfits that just make him look more feminine

it’s very weird and frustrating to both of you how does this keep happening

appreciates your height he can hide behind you when needed like Idia

you are the only person who can come up from behind and pick him up without warning

you have an unspoken agreement of how y’all cuddle

if you’re laying down he’s the big spoon but if you’re sitting up he’s snuggled into your side

met Muddy Buddy before you, his mama sent over his weekly crate of apples and he dropped some

Mud happened to be nearby and since Epel didn’t want them to go to waste he let him eat them

Mud would be waiting for him every week when he came to pick up his goods to get his share

Epel is more than happy to feed the big goof more often than not there are always some leftovers that go bad

Riddle

did not realize you were a girl until the post blot battle

why you ask? because your shirt got torn and part of your bra was on display

the speed of him tying his cape around your chest would make a nasa race car envious

it’s a bit awkward after that but it gets worse after he fixes your tie during chapter 2(correct me if I’m wrong-)

he gets a nice close up of your face for the first time and realizes you are very attractive and it’s all downhill from there

his crush is very obvious and everyone is teasing him about it left and right

how do y’all end up an item? well when he heard you were staying with Leona cuz your dorm had been snatched he left so fast there was a dust cloud left behind in his wake

he’s all winded from his sudden marathon but that doesn’t matter

you are promised an actual bed and no chores

unfortunately for him it’s the night before azul’s overblot so you have to stay where you are for one more night

he was going to put you in his room and let you use his bed

once y’all finally get together you become a powerhouse duo

gotta do 14 stacks of paperwork bigger than grim? ha you’ll be done before dinner

you cannot tell me Riddle prefers to be the little spoon

he likes to snuggle into your chest and curl up

same as Epel you are the only one who can pick him up without warning and not get your head chewed off

Muddy Buddy is your son and is spoiled rotten between the two of you

Riddle makes he always gets a share when dessert is involved

one time he went to a study group with the other second years and Mud tagged along cuz you were busy

Kalim brought a cake (made by Jamil) to share during break but to Riddle’s horror there wasn’t enough available for Mud to get a share

as any good parent should do, he gave half to his son

Mud was delighted and to say thank you he gave his pops a big hug

study group was cut short due to Riddle almost dying of suffocation

Vil

you are the envy of every fashionista couple in the world

if the dictionary had a picture next to gender envy it would be you two

the moment you walked into the room for ch.5 auditions he knew you were going to be apart of the group whether you liked it or not

in this timeline Grim is the manager not you

y'all'd've slayed the competition but since Vil has to loose during the overblot fight you sprained your ankle or somethin’ or whatever idk you just don’t get to dance oof

you went to one of his modeling gigs and immediately got roped into doing a shoot with him

he 100% knew this would happen

now you are making bank and don’t have to rely on the crow for money

Crowley did bring up rent once but immediately retracted that after when an angry mob of teens showed up outside his office

his favorite thing to do with you is clothes and makeup shopping even if you whine and grump half the time

let him run wild every once in awhile he loves styling you up

has a love hate relationship with your pet to be honest

yes he is very sweet and cute but he is so messy dear seven

the derpy baby is not allowed inside until he was been rinsed and dried, has to be hand fed since food will get everywhere otherwise, and under no circumstances is he allowed anywhere near anything that holds Vil’s precious Gucci and Porsche clothes

one time Mud got a bit too excited and accidentally ruined a pair of his heels

naturally Vil got mad and in the heat of the moment yelled at him

of course he apologized once he cooled down but poor Mud was now scared of him and this broke Vil’s heart

he knows how much you love your derpy blob of a pet and that if he can’t fix this the two of you would end up separating

so he sets a master plan in motion

you get a distressed call from Epel about Vil having lost it and when you arrive you find that your beloved has turned an area of the dorm into a huge mud filled paradise complete with a pond and sprinklers

and to top it all off Vil has designed clothes specially made for him to play with Muddy Buddy

in that moment you knew you were going to marry this man

oh and he collects Mud’s poison but nobody knows what he does with it

Azul

power couple tm

you are the classiest couple in the school

loves that you’re tall he is 100% a clingy sleeper and there’s plenty for him to grab on

you help out with duties at the lounge ranging from paperwork to serving to bartending

he has 100% noticed an increase in sales whenever you're serving. the reason? you look damn good in the uniform it shows off all your best traits and your personality only increases your attractive meter

this was a win for him until customers started flirting with you and kept you in one place for longer than you should be

you were moved to the bar but that was even worse

the last straw was when one of Those kind of people got a bit too cocky and thought it would be a good idea to give your buttocks a slap

whether or not the twins were there to step in didn’t matter neither you nor Muddy Buddy were going to put up with that

nobody knows what the two of you did to the student since you dragged him into an empty room but he had transferred out before the end of the week (this happened on a Thursday)

and speaking of Muddy-

Azul has adopted him as his son and baby talks him but will never admit it

any leftovers goes to him without question

always buying him new toys to slobber over and gets him little hats to match with both of you

even tho he refused to let you do anymore serving it wasn’t a huge loss

thanks to your child both of you are making bank

one of the VIP rooms was cleared out and turned into a room made specifically for spending time with Mud like some animal cafes have

because Mud is smart and loves his mama he only cooperates if 75% of the revenue goes to you how sweet~

Floyd constantly gets poisoned by him because he likes to squeeze him and Mud does not appreciate this so Azul forbids him and Jade from being left alone with the baby

why is Jade not allowed to be alone with the baby? you found out he was secretly collecting your son’s poison and he refuses to tell you the reason

[traincat]

ive never played the games so i dont know what to picture when im reading your fics, how tall do you think soren and ike are?

I said recently that they have a Mulder and Scully level height difference and I stand by that statement. This one is a little hard to answer, because I don't think there is a definitive answer -- it's not like comics where there's an official handbook with heights and weights listed, although there is like, a vague equivalent. I'll get to that. I know recently some people deduced heights by, I think, converting the measurements of their respective models in Fire Emblem Engage, the anniversary game for the series that featured both characters, but I'll be honest, that's too much math for me, and I'd rather rip into the text of the original games until I come up with my own answer. So I'm gonna give you my thoughts, and the canon evidence that backs them up, but it's just my opinion.

Anyway I'm going into this with the same amount of thought that I go into with all my comics meta. I'm sorry about that in advance.

So two things about Fire Emblem 9 and 10. The first is that the games aren't new -- FE9 came out in 2005, and FE10 in 2007. Graphically, they hold up well, but it's because they're not very complicated. The majority of conversations take place involving still portraits with text underneath -- there's only a few fully animated cutscenes. (Soren is in exactly one FE10 cutscene, and they're not standing next to each other.) The second is that the games take place over a period of a few years (each game takes place over about a year, with a three year gap in between FE9 and FE10). Ike starts FE9 at 17, and he's about 20 at the start of FE10. And he evolves like a Pokemon.

This is not meant to be to height scale; I just wanted these three pieces of official art next to each other for comparison. Graphic design is not my passion.

Also, this has nothing to do with height, but I'm going to point it out anyway: Ike's FE10 artbook page literally ends by talking about how he's in love with Soren.

(credit to Kantopia for the translation.) (did I mention that, by FE rules, the ship is canon. because it's canon.) The character designer, Kita Senri, also drew this picture of FE9 and FE10 Ike standing back to back, which. Yeah. Okay!

By FE10, at least, so by age 20, Ike is tall. (His parents come from the Tall People Country, Daein.) His size is remarked upon a couple of times in the script, too, by people who hadn't seen him for a few years:

Ike: Tormod, it's been a while. Tormod: Holy moly! You are absolutely huge! I feel puny next to you… Ike: That's because you are puny. Magic clearly doesn't give you much muscle tone. (...) Tormod: Nah, you just can't see me properly because all of your blood gets pumped to your muscles, away from your brain! [leaves] Ike: A little touchy, Tormod?

(FE10, Part 4 Chapter 4)

Volke: You’ve grown quite a bit since the last time I saw you. Ike: Everyone loves telling me that. Volke: You’re starting to look like Greil. Ike: That might be true, too. He IS my dad.

(FE10, Part 4 Endgame-1) It should be noted that Ike's dad, Greil, was pretty huge.

Engage also has it remarked upon, with one character saying that Emblems (essentially FE main character force ghosts in-game) are big, and Ike remarking that that's not an Emblem thing, he's just huge. (He's the funniest Fire Emblem main character except for his co-star, Micaiah, Little Miss War Crimes, and I'm barely even biased at all.)

There are in-game stats for height and weight (build/constitution and weight, respectively), as they relate to mechanics -- if one character is significantly bigger and heavier than the other, the smaller character can't rescue them or shove them. Weight varies because, for example, if a character is on a horse, the horse factors into the weight, or if they're wearing heavy armor, etc. Build, for me, is the best indicator of general (not exact) height. In FE9, Ike's build and weight start off at 9, which is pretty average, and then 10/11 upon class promotion. In FE10, his build is 12 and weight is 13, which is on the bigger side -- I'd say compared to other human men in the game, but there are a lot of big guys in this game. Again, he's twenty, so he's probably still growing, and everyone is already remarking that he's huge. I'm almost always gonna go with what the text says, and the text in FE10 says he's huge, pretty unequivocally.

Soren... is not huge. Soren is, debatably, pretty tiny.

If we're going to use build/weight as a metric, and I think for these purposes we have to, then Soren is a 6 build and 6 weight to Ike's 12 build and 13 weight. So half Ike's size. Either way, 6 build and 6 weight is small -- the only people who are smaller than him are a handful of the female characters, including the one with literal bird bones. How much this reflects on his actual height is up for debate -- I think when that FE Engage height math was done, it was determined that, based on his model there, he was probably 5'10", which is obviously not that short, but if that's the case he's probably very thin to account for that weight stat. His father and his eldest uncle, if not also his mother, are very tall, so there is that to factor in. Soren is half-dragon and he ages slower than an average human, so there's potential for him to end up quite tall -- but it could take twenty, thirty years. (Soren is 19 in FE9 and 22 in FE10.) It's kind of a big shrug in his case. I don't think he's particularly tall, but I think it's more up for personal interpretation how tall he is, as opposed to Ike where the text is repeatedly shouting "HE'S HUGE!!!" at you. He is, pretty clearly, quite a bit smaller than Ike.

I'm going to wrap up this insane person analysis with this pretty art of Soren which does nothing to suggest anything height-wise. I just like to look at it.

(PS thank you for reading my fic even though you haven't played the games! It always makes me really happy to hear that people like my writing enough to do that. but also I have like, fully conspiracy theoried my way into believing they'll rerelease the games.)

[ya-boy-polaris]

I just noticed, we've been giving size differences a lot of love with the twins, but reader tends to be the bigger one in these asks, so how about the opposite? how about the twins receiving some love from a smaller reader

I'm getting brain worms about a small but buff reader being able to just carry around the twins, the mental image of the twins, all tall and lanky being carried around by a smaller reader is just very cute to me lol

Submas Twins x Small and Buff Reader!

The twins are tall enough on their own but you happen to be shorter than average. On top of that you've got more muscle than them. They found out after you got into a scuffle, facing some harassment by some punk who thought you were easy prey.

Needless to say, Ingo and Emmet were both surprised to see both him and his Pokemon, bruised and beaten up. Because it was a violent skirmish that happened to the trainer as well, they needed to question you and report the incident to the police. Because of how badly beaten the guy was, they at first thought you used your pokemon against him. And your eyes widen in shock, you frown, shake your head before removing your vinyl jacket to showcase the big guns.

"That asshole isn't telling you the whole story," you scoff as Ingo is writing down your statement. "Yeah, me and my pokemon fought is but then he straight up tried to deck me. So I taught him a lesson. There a problem with that?" Despite your punk demeanor in your words, Emmet tries very hard not to laugh because well, you were dressed so cutely!!

You were wearing a vinyl letterman jacket sure, but the rest of your outfit was a pastel pink skirt with blue thigh high socks, accented with white shoes. But your voice and demeanor polarizing compared to your outfit. The way you present yourself is fun but not meant to be taken lightly. Then they read the writing on the back of your jacket: "Stay back or get attacked!!" It reads with an embroidered set of fangs on the top and bottom of the words. Then they realize who you are.

Unbeknown to you, Ingo and Emmet know about you because you're very well regarded amongst the young girls who ride the subway. Time and time again, you've shown up to protect young school girls from facing harassment from predators and assailants. You always seem to leave the moment right before any depot agent shows up. Ingo and Emmet take the safety of their passengers very seriously, but there are some cases where something terrible happens. They're actually really grateful that you've been looking out for these girls this whole time!

You three start to talk some more after that, sharing a glance and exchanges before doing a greeting. Eventually that transitions into conversations.

Eventually Emmet challenges you to an arm wrestle. Naturally. You win. But being the competitive guy he is, he decides to go to the gym so he can try to beat you. Ingo naturally tags along because he's always with him but that's when they see you. Turns out you're a fitness trainer, which explains your buff physique.

Emmet tries to playfully ask you for a discount but you tell him losers have to pay full price. He playfully whines when you tell him you'll charge him even more.

You begin training the twins on how to get stronger, thus you began to see them more often. Though they had a long way to go when compared to you, considering how you can easily lift them with ease, you still enjoyed their company.

Emmet loves taking advantage of your height difference whereas Ingo tries to be more helpful. (not that he doesn't love the height difference but he won't use you as an arm rest like how Emmet does.)

The twins dote on you a lot and you of course do the same. The three of you are a force to be reckoned with, with your strength and strong pokemon.

[creatively-cosmic]

Hi Starry, I’m back! :D

I’m glad you like the questions and that they aren’t annoying, because every bit of lore I read is like a taking a shot of dopamine lmao. And that picture of Fire getting a hug 🥹 brightened up my whole day. Trust me when I say that you guys reposting pictures and adding content to older ones isn’t obnoxious in the slightest. The art (at least for me) makes it easier to digest and form connections about the story in my head, plus y’alls art is great—who wouldn’t want to look at it? The lore/art in the last one was particularly interesting. (Like, young Red looks like such an polite, upstanding citizen and then you scroll down two pages and now it’s like “Tf you lookin crazy for”? Was that an implication that Steven had something to do with Red going missing/becoming Glitchy? And Leaf is funking DEAD?-)

Anyways, you know what that means! Question time: Leaf Edition!

The First (and most obvious) question: What happened to Leaf? Why is the homegirl dead? (Why was Leaf being dead, out of all the things I’ve seen so far, the one thing I wasn’t expecting?)

Second: What’s the relationship between Leaf, Fire and Blue? You said that Blue and Fire’s murder-suicide loop was spurred on by her death, so were they friends before she died? Did they see it?

And two smaller questions: How tall are the main four (Red, Blue, Fire, Leaf)? And do they have Pokémon Teams? If so, what are their teams looking like?

That’s all till next time! Have a good day/afternoon/night wherever you are!

TUMBLR FUCKING CRASHED HALFWAY THROUGH ANSWERING THIS ASK IM SO MAD FUCK. FUCKKK

We honestly can't thank you enough for all your questions, compliments, and just overall being a huge sweetheart. We're really happy you've been enjoying these, and whatever dopamine you get from seeing these, we probably get like. TENFOLD, just for seeing someone so interested, and giving us a chance to talk about this wild ride of a story. So really- thank you. This has been a delight!

This one is gonna be REALLY long (I have to rewrite fucking HALF OF IT now DAMMIT), as we want to talk on the stuff you crossed out, too.

(I'll put their heights and teams in a follow-up post btw, so watch for that.)

1. Red.

Young Red is an interesting point in time. See, he and Blue had a LOT in common- a lot more than you might think. Of course, Red was a good kid, genuinely- always so caring for his Pokemon, kind and passionate about them. He was polite to the people around him, and always soft spoken, when or if he spoke at all. The adults around Kanto and his hometown always adored him for how well mannered he seemed- a real role model, and stand up child. Just a bit shy.

In all truth though, Red moreso had a very strong mask. One that he only dropped, allowing himself to relax and act like himself around one person: his best friend, Blue.

Both of those boys were a lot more immature and competitive with each other- the main difference being Blue didn't hide it like Red did. They LOVED competing, always trying to one up each other in everything they did. When they were together, Red wasn't afraid to speak his mind, signing or whispering to his friend with a smug grin on his face. Around his friend, Red could really be himself, and they both loved it. Having so much fun, roughhousing and taking jabs and just being children around each other. A lot of people, when seeing this, would assume Blue- who was always rude and a bit more standoffish- was a bad influence, but really, the two couldn't be happier than they were with each other.

... When you spend God knows how long, trapped in a dimension with no human life, desperate and angry with unholy forces eating away at your mind, will, and sanity. Let's just say masking doesn't end up staying a necessary skill. A good portion of why Red being Like That now is honestly? Just because he just gave up on trying to make himself presentable.

He has bigger problems now than worrying about how people see him, anyways.

2. Steven.

I'll try to keep this short, as the Strangled Red elements of this story could warrant it's own post entirely.

To put it simply: Steven is, in part, directly responsible for Red's fate.

It wasn't HIS decision, mind you. He barely even thinks for himself anymore. But there were things that wanted Red, and Steven is very suggestible when it takes the right approach. So it lays itself out so simply.

Red trusted Steven, after all. Idolized him. Missed him. Would follow him anywhere. What better possible option could there be?

Of course Steven is the one to drown that boy on the coast of Cinnabar.

3. Leaf. (cw for animal death.)

Finally, the star of the show for this ask (as if this isn't long enough already). I can see why the information for her is more supriding as we haven't posted as much for her, which. We do feel bad about- our ability and motivation to make art for her was severely hindered by our struggle (I'm talking MONTHS) to make a design for her that we were happy with. Her story is WELL figured out, though, so we're glos we get to discuss! And now that her design is actually finalized, there should be more visual stuff for her coming.

So what happened?

Well! As is the entire premise of Missing Numbers, each major individual is based off of various Pokepastas. The easiest way to answer that is one of two of Leaf's sources:

Abandoned Loneliness.

But first, we have to go further back.

Fire was not the only Vessel made by the Almighty.

... He was the first, and the favorite. But he wasn't the only one. Leaf was the other.

Once Fire had come to Palette town, the next Game was set to begin any time now. But as the Almighty looked down on the world, He looked back at the others that had been built, and realized that the new Kanto was missing something. An alternative option. Though He was reluctant to change the structure of the world, it was, by all means, an improvement, and something the Players would expect after the past Generations.

She was less meticulously made than her brother. She kept her Heart and Mind about her, as there wasn't time, nor was it safe, to rid her of them like Fire. She would serve well enough as a Vessel regardless- and she did, as when the Game began, Leaf was chosen as the player's Avatar. (Not quite what the Almighty had expected, but the choice had been given for a reason, so it would be foolish to change anything now...)

Blissfully unaware of the nature of her existence, Leaf proceeded to go on a triumphant adventure through Kanto.

This is a good time, before we get back to the tragedy, to answer your second question!

Leaf, Blue, and Fire's dynamic changed throughout their journey through Kanto. At the beginning, let's just say things were... Tense.

Fire acted hollow, in the beginning, as he was meant to. Genuinely, it was fully expected that he'd be chosen as the players Avatar. So without it, he was left... Quiet and cold. It seemed he didn't care for anyone- not Blue, nor his sister.

Blue, meanwhile, was NOT in a good headspace. But at this point, after about two years passed since Red's dissapearance, he'd learned to hide those feelings. The people of Palette town, including his Rivals, knew him as this bitter, irritable person, resentful towards the world for incomprehensible reasons.

Leaf was the only "normal" one, basically. A cheerful, excited girl, whose heart bled for everyone she cared about and always tried to stand for the right thing. She didn't know where she came from... She had no memories of her life before "Red" and Hazel (Fire's mother) Yuuji found her, seemingly abandoned in the tall grass just outside of Palette Town, under the falling autumn leaves. Taken in as a part of their family, she grew attracted quickly, her loyalty and love and impulsive need to protect coming to be what she was known for.

With all this given, when the journey started. Leaf HATED Blue- he seemed to despise and bully her brother more than anyone. Blue didn't like Leaf much either, but wasn't as harsh towards her as he was Fire. Fire was as... Neutral as ever. But he silently followed the two once they went out, almost as if he wanted to watch over them. Ensure their safety.

As the journey continued, over time, away from the stuffiness of their hometown, the three started to grow closer. Maybe the fresh air was doing Blue good. Maybe Leaf was learning more about the world. Maybe Fire's deep brown eyes were growing warmer.

Somehow, a death was the tipping point for all of them to finally become friends. It's absurd, how grief was the thing driving them apart, but ultimately went to bring them together.

When Blue's Raticate died, he quickly fell back to his lowest point. Angry and hateful and heartbroken, lashing out, and ultimately running away. ... But it put everything in perspective. Through all her guilt (it was in a fight against her, after all, that the Raticate had been so severely injured), Leaf suddenly understood why Blue had been so horrible before: he was mourning. And he needed someone. It didn't make her forgive him, but it made her extend a hand.

And for once, knelt over the grave of a lost Pokemon, Blue accepted it. From that act of kindness, Blue genuinely began to get along with the others, and slowly, the trio came to be friends- all the way up to and after the Championship, where despite losing again, Blue felt closer to the others than ever.

... It seems in this world, good things don't last.

The events of Abandoned Loneliness happened several months after Leaf became champion. When revisiting Raticate's grave with Blue, Leaf came across a peculiar Pokemon- a horribly sickly little Eevee, too weak to even cry. Leaf had never been the kind to leave a Pokemon in need to fend for itself- kindly, she took the little stray into her care, determined to nurse it back to health.

The properties of Glitched or Corrupted Pokemon aren't something I need to dive into right now this is already ungodly long. What's important is that the Eevee was not a natural Pokemon. It should've been dead.

It always starts with a Pokemon that should've been dead.

Let's just say... Everything unraveled from there. Fully explaining what the events of Abandoned Loneliness translates to in Missing Numbers isn't something I have the energy to write at the moment (this is so long and I've been putting off finishing it cause I'm still mad all my initial writing got deleted >_<).

The important part comes down to Leaf's demise at the hands of this "curse." Bonded to that sickly little Eevee, when the world pushed her to put it out of its misery- voices of the damned screaming, unbearable, suffocating, demanding she DO IT DO IT DO IT, you can't bear to watch it suffer anymore, after all... The destiny bond it held her in dragged her down with it.

Nobody witnessed her death. She was alone and isolated at the foot of a mountain. She thought she could solve everything herself. Thought she could handle it all.

Her body was only found days later, curled up on the ground, rotting blood seeping from her eyes, with the body of the poor little Eevee in her arms. Trapped and suffocated by the hands that killed it. It was far too late. To maje it worse, her friends were the first to know of her death.

Fire was the one who found her body, after all.

Leaf's demise was a SEVERE breaking point, and unlike Fire, she didn't get a chance to be revived by God. Her modern presence in the world was not... Authorized, let's just say. Leaf had to claw and fight to keep hold of herself and climb back to existence in ways unprecedented, and believed to be impossible. But despite being a corrupted entity, her body was stable. And so, rather than Smite her as he would other Glitches, the Almighty decided to make good of an unintended situation: He could make use of her. A man on the inside is a powerful tool, after all.

So long as He kept her anger for her fate targeted towards the "true" threats.

I could keep going but I've babbled on way too much already for this post lol. I'm so sorry about the delay on this one- life REALLY got in the way. And Tumblr's buggy ass mobile app 💀

hopefully i can elaborate more without any crashing in the next round if there is one ashfshf

[divergent-paths]

Divergent Paths Master Post

Links for Story Posts, Memes, Pics, and FAQ all below the cut~!

Alex is an aloof, sarcastic, moody, surly, and sometimes a downright ass of a teenager. He just wants to be left alone, but the universe doesn't seem to get the message. He's come to Paldea on a Student Exchange, his family hoping the time abroad helps him find what he needs.

Max is the polar opposite, an energetic, happy, wholesome young teen with a love for grass type Pokémon and sports. Nailing a sponsorship from the Kalos Tourism Board and then an endorsement from Galar's own Champion to boot, Max has eagerly come to Galar to pursue all his interests at once in the League Challenge.

Main Story

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If you're looking for one specific boy, all posts for Alex are tagged with 'AJKS' while everything Max is tagged as 'CMAX'.

Memes

Old Man Meme Staaaairs (Kung Fu Panda 2) No, This is Patrick

Misc Pics

Main Cast Chibis Holidays '22 ✧ Holidays '23 New Year '23 ✧ New Year '24 Tera Axel Swearing Poll Tera Raid NPCs April Fools '23 ✧ April Fools '24 Alex Birthday '23 ✧ Alex Bday '24 Max Birthday '23 ✧ Max Bday '24 Easter '23 ✧ Easter '24 Halloween '23 Pkmn Sleep Friend Codes

Asks

Max Asks: OPEN

Max Answers #1: Pokemon at Home Max Answers #2: Uniform Number Max Answers #3: If Max was a Pokemon… Max Answers #4: Congrats on Badge!

Alex Asks: OPEN

Alex Answers #1: Pokemon at Home Alex Answers #2: Food at Home Alex Answers #3: If Alex was a Pokemon… Valentines '24 ♡ Val. #2 ♡ White Day '24 Alex Answers #4: Ride Speed

OP Answers #1: ALEX SUCKS OP Answers #2: Master Post OP Answers #3: Other Stories? OP Answers #4: Foxy Grandpa

Lato Asks??? Lato Ask #1 Lato Ask #2

About the Players:

Pokémon Violet is being played by one-half of a dynamic duo (Taz/Trina of tazsaintsart) while Pokémon Sword is being played by the other half (Hope, aka gleaming_hope). Since our respective games are new to us, and we wanted to share our thoughts and quips and feelings on these games through the eyes of our youngest characters, Alex and Max. Additionally, we have the support of our friends Dia (@diamondphantom) and Alyss (@calicowitchling) who are assisting Taz with filling in character tones on story posts~!

FAQ:

Q: Is there a set posting schedule? A: Hell no. Making a schedule and deadlines is the quickest way to destroy my motivation to draw. The pressure turns into anxiety which turns into guilt which turns into shame and then nobody gets anything fun anymore.

Q: Sword's old! Why would you include it? A: Because it's new to Hope (OP's husbando) and he has his own quirky sense of humour worth sharing too. Besides, it means more story posts for you and I feel it's a great counterbalance to the story of Violet.

Q: Will you include the DLC? A: Eventually! Gotta' finish the main story first!

Q: Is it just me, or is the scaling/heights between characters a bit wonky? A: It's not you! The in-game player charas skewed my perception so it took me a while to figure out character heights that I could use consistently, so Alex might seem shorter than he should be in earlier posts, while Max was a bit bigger than he was meant to be.

Q: What's this 'Lato' thing I keep seeing mentioned? A: Lato is a fan region based on Poland, created by this blog's art assistant @diamondphantom~ In Alex's canon/backstory, he had a particularly lengthy school trip through the region four years prior to Paldea. It doesn't really affect the current story beyond showing that Alex has had a significant mood shift in the four years since the school trip.

Q: Will you draw '_____'? A: Maybe, maybe not! Aside from a set motivation for the boys, posts will just be whatever we feel like sharing.

Q: Can I suggest ideas, or submit my own work to this blog? A: The Ask and Submissions boxes are open for this very reason! If you would like to share a moment where our paths cross, you're very welcome to! We only ask that you keep it SFW and don't post major spoilers for either game; you can see where the boys are at via the badge counts in the blog header.

[instaquarius]

For full res

This happens just after Giratina gets banished into the Distortion World, Chara and Palkia are talking about if what Arceus did was the right thing to do or not.

(In PokeTale: Ascendance *PTA* Giratina gets banished cuz he killed a buncha humans that were hurting Palkia and Dialga, and Gira basically just lost it. Then to keep the peace between Pokemon and Humans, Arceus decided to banish his child as punishment cuz Giratina couldnt control his rage and Arceus felt that he was too dangerous to everybody including himself *And it was also partially to save him, since the humans wanted retribution and for Giratina to be executed*)

Though Chara, being kind of biased cuz she still hates humanity due to her mistreatment by the villagers and her human parents back in UNDERTALE thinks the humans are just being dramatic and in fact, what Arceus did to his own child was wrong and even got into a fight with Arceus, demanding him to lift the banishment of Giratina. (Since Chara's spent a good couple hundred years with Gira and the other dragons, and so knows he's normally not even that violent and in fact a total sweetheart most of the time, albeit he is extremely protective of his younger siblings.) And that the humans deserved being killed for even attempting to harm Dia and Palks and basically bullying them.

Palkia, trying to be reasonable, understands where Chara is coming from but also knows that it was either Giratina being banished, or Arceus and the others being forced to watch the humans kill Giratina and that it was the better options even if it's not exactly the "right" one. And so he tries to get Chara to understand too, resulting in some sibling bonding between them.

(((Also on a random side note, Palkia is technically in his "Teen" years, orrrrr the stage just before becoming a Teenager so teeeeeeechnically he's not even fully grown yet, and still a kid soo ye. *Even if Palkia and the others are also like- 5,000 years old or some shit. but- ye. That's why he's semi-tiny ish here and probably shouldn't actually be this height in comparison to Chara who's like 4 foot tall.*)))

*In comparison to Chara's sprite size and Frisk/Sans who are all around the same height and I think I saw somewhere by calculating each pixel makes them all around 4 feet tall. And since Chara is in her child body here- then... ye.

Palkia's like- maaaybe 6 foot? give or take. *Going by Anime height when he's fully grown instead of the games cuz its cooler with them being 3x bigger in the anime than games since they're Gods and stuff

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For PokeTale: Ascendance

An AU based off of an RP between me and a friend of mine from my discord server discord.gg/pQf9ZsdF6E where the Creation Trio as babies (a time they all cant really fully control their powers and junk) accidentally create a portal into the Undertale Universe and meet Chara and basically Arceus finds Chara and adopts her after finding out about her shitty human parents and Chara ends up helping Arceus raise the babies and basically lives in the Pokemon Universe now

[madd-nix]

A Date To Remember

Ingo and Johanna return home for their dinner date, but not everything goes according to plan.

Words: 1,303

Rating: PG (ask to tag)

It was date night. Ingo held Johanna close as they walked home together. They had just spent the afternoon together at the amusement park. They played games, rode rides, and Ingo was happy to be able to ride the ferris wheel without Emmet complaining about his fear of heights. (He loved his brother, but he also loved the ferris wheel and being able to see the whole city from high up.)

Johanna smiled as she again inspected the little emolga plushie in her arms. It was much bigger than the average emolga, and big enough (and soft enough) to bury your face in.

"I still can't believe you tried so hard to win this for me," Johanna said, her joy clear in her voice. "Heh, I feel like a teenager in one of those romcoms."

"Well, you had your eye on it, and I wanted to get it for you," Ingo explained with a shrug. "I also wanted to win the game because I could tell it was rigged in some way. Those bottles had to be weighted. It took much more effort than it should have to knock them down."

"Heh, my knight in shining armor, taking down the villainous amusement park conman," Johanna giggled. Ingo chuckled a bit as well.

Once they got home, it was evident that Dawn wasn't home. She was not exactly quiet. She was usually up and about doing something, whether it was talking over phone or video chat with her friends in Sinnoh, or playing with her pokemon, or watching TV, she was usually making some kind of noise. But the house was completely empty. All according to plan.

"It seems as though we have the house to ourselves for a while," Ingo said as he slipped off his coat and shoes by the door. "How about I start making some dinner for us?"

"You cooked last night. Let me cook tonight," Johanna argued as she kicked off her heels and set her emolga plush on the couch.

"No, no, I insist," Ingo pressed.

"How about we compromise. We cook together." Well, he couldn't argue with that.

"I think that's a great idea." He kissed her on the cheek. "I was thinking of making some rice and that soup you love."

"Oh, the miso soup that you learned to make in Hisui! Yes!" Johanna giggled excitedly. Ingo smiled. He loved her laugh.

Together, they made their way to the kitchen. Johanna plugged in the rice cooker to get it started, while Ingo turned on the stove so he could start the soup. They talked and laughed as they prepared the food together, and at first, it seemed like everything was going according to Ingo's plan. But then the rice cooker stopped working halfway through. Then the power went out.

Johanna yelped in surprise as they were plunged into darkness, and Ingo protectively wrapped his arms around her. He looked outside through the kitchen window and could see quite a few other houses without lights too.

"Well, it seems that we're not alone in this situation. I wonder if Elesa's gym accidentally drained part of the city's power supply again," Ingo mused. Johanna sighed.

"What are we going to do with this food now?" she asked. "It's not done."

"I suppose we could store it in the fridge later for when we're able to finish cooking it," Ingo suggested. "But what do you suppose we do for dinner tonight?"

"...We could call out for pizza." It wasn't the most romantic meal, but since they had no other choice...

"Pepperoni and mushrooms on the pizza then?" Johanna nodded.

"I'll make the call." Ingo took out his phone and ordered the pizza, as well as the bread sticks that he knew Johanna liked. He then guided them both out to the living room. He was very glad that he had developed such good vision in the dark from traversing the caves in Hisui so frequently.

They sat down on the couch together and Johanna curled up against Ingo. She wrapped her arms around him as she leaned her head against his shoulder.

"Looks like we'll need a new rice cooker too," she commented as Ingo held one of her hands and began to stroke her knuckles with his thumb. "The rice cooker died before the power went out."

"I can look for one tomorrow after work," Ingo said. "Although, I do wish we could've finished cooking our dinner. I know that soup is your favorite."

"I know, but pizza is good too. Besides, I'm not going to let a little thing like a power outage and a broken rice cooker ruin our evening," Johanna said with a determined smile. Ingo smiled back, and he kissed the top of her head.

"You're right. And actually, I have an idea on how to save the rest of this night." Johanna looked at him curiously.

"Hold on one moment." Ingo stood up and walked over to a bookshelf where some decorative candles were sitting. He grabbed a few and set them on the coffee table in front of the couch, then he released Chandelure.

"Chandelure, would you mind lighting these candles for me?"

Chandelure trilled an affirmative tune, then lit the candles with her purple flames. With that done, Ingo took out his phone and scrolled through until he could find what he was looking for, and a soft, jazzy tune started to play from his phone's speaker. He set it on the table, then held out a hand to Johanna. She chuckled and took it as she stood up.

"Ooh, mood lighting and some nice music. You really do know how to save an evening." Ingo chuckled a bit as they wrapped their arms around each other and began to sway to the music. Above them, Chandelure floated back and forth, quietly trilling along to the song.

"I thought we could use some light, then I remembered the jazz music that I have saved on my phone. I thought it might be romantic," Ingo said with a slight shrug. Johanna giggled, then placed a hand on his cheek to bring his face lower so she could kiss him. Ingo happily followed along and the two shared a sweet, soft kiss in their darkened living room.

As they slowly pulled away, Ingo smiled, thinking this was as good a time as any to do the thing he had been planning for the last two weeks. Feeling slightly nervous, he knelt down in front of her and pulled out the small black box from his pocket. Johanna could only watch as he held open the box, revealing a ring. A ring that he had asked Dawn to help him pick out just about a week ago.

"Johanna Ayako Futaba... I love you, and I want to be coupled to you as a two car train for the rest of our lives. So... will you marry me?"

Johanna brought her hands up to cover her mouth as tears filled her eyes. Slowly, she began to nod, and her eyes crinkled up in that cute way they did when she smiled.

"Y-yes! Yes, I'll marry you!" She giggled and immediately fell to her knees, wrapping her arms around him as she pulled him into a kiss. Ingo happily held her as he kissed her back, feeling his own tears form.

When she finally pulled away, her face was covered in tears, but she was smiling from ear to ear. Ingo could feel his own tears sliding down his face as he smiled just as widely. With slightly shaky hands, he took her left hand and gently slid the ring on to her ring finger. Johanna looked at the ring, then pulled him in for another kiss.

"I love you, Ingo."

"I love you too, Johanna."

[mushroom-for-art]

I should be writing shadow au oops, I'm sorry I am working on it slowly but these guys possessed me I wanted Syn to menace May and them chat about aus my brain is bouncing around XD enjoy! (Syn belongs to @seasidemew)

More multiverse shenanigans

May should've been working. May HAD been working, until the larger mewtwo decided to descend upon her. She could feel the warmth of his chest on her back as he leant over and into her body, arms wrapped around her his tail lightly hitting the floor as he purred quietly.

"Can I help you Syn?" She asked slightly amused by this sudden affection but also it was rather inconvenient.

"Mm…" He hummed softly, "No, I'm just glad you're so small and cuddly here." She sighed softly, feeling him give her a little squeeze like she was some plush teddiursa.

"Which world did you find out about then? Perfect or Poached?" She asked simply already aware of the many vast variations of herself and knowing those were the most recent and the only ones so far that played with her height. His tail stopped lightly thumping.

"What's poached.." She could tell by his tone he didn't know what it was and felt a bit of panic settle in.

"...oh you know..like with eggs…" May deflected keeping her eyes on the very interesting tiles on the floor.

"May. What happens in Poached." Syns arms shifted subtly to more restrain her preventing her from trying to duck or wiggle away but still remaining quite cuddly. She made a bit of a whine bringing a hand to cover her mouth as she mumbled.

"Ikindamaybegetcaughtinadarkball," she mumbles unintelligibly into her palm, his weight leans down more into her making her exhale softly in an oof.

"Careful big fella I can't support your whole weight!"

"Well I can't hear you when you're mumbling so I gotta lean closer," more of his weight presses down and she makes a slightly panicked 'ack' in response to his antics as he simply chuckled.

"Who the hell let you watch lilo and stitch alright give give a bit I can't talk like this," his weight lessens on her back as she sighs exaggeratedly before awkwardly fiddling with her hands.

"I get caught by poachers, caught in a dark ball..hence the name.."

"A, dark ball?" She audibly sucked air through her teeth at his question, hesitating on telling him.

"it's uh..type of pokeball poachers use…Darkness says the technology used is quite impressive actually, has a similar function to a master ball can capture any Pokemon instantly," she felt his weight shift, "hey I'm getting there!"

"You're stalling," His voice was a playful singsong.

"I know I'm stalling!" She emptily shouted back, "it's, not fun to talk about," her voice awkwardly quietened and she felt his weight lessen and heard a soft apology, she sighed, "the dark ball…it can enhance a pokemons original ability bringing it to it's highest possible level augmenting them to be even better than they were originally.."

"Why would that make you bigger?"

"Because I'm, not," she struggled for words, "apparently I have potential and I was meant to be tall and powerful and the dark ball artificial unlocks and forces that version of me into my most powerful state.." She didn't want to talk about the how it did that though. She felt him gently squeezing her body again but more as a hug.

He hung his head down a little besides her eyes screwed tight and she gently put her hand to his head rubbing the side of it comfortingly as he experienced new memories from across the multiverse.

"You're, yea, I see it, you're brutal.." He mumbles a bit as the new memory of the fighting ring enters her head.

"I guess so…guess being forced to max level does that..sorry about knocking you about so much." Memories of a fight began to form in both their heads as the new world grew and they became aware of it.

"Oh it's fine, it's kinda hot actually you're efficient," He chuckles, lifting his head up a bit to smirk at her playfully moving to gently bonk his head against hers to which she made a mock 'ow'.

"How come you hesitate on landing the match ending blow?" He furrows his brows at his memory.

"Because I don't want to hurt another mewtwo, not really, guess seeing your bloody bruised face was enough to get past the dark balls influence. Must have a thing for bloodied up pretty boys. Well gives you enough time to strike and then kick my ass." She laughed softly as he guiltily chuckled.

"Yeah I'm sorry, I really saw an opportunity and took it."

"Hey we were in a fight, i'd rather you won especially with your history." He hums above her gently squeezing her again.

"You, escape all that right? I don't recall seeing you again."

"Yea, I get out.. Thanks for asking, nice to know you care." He chuckled softly.

"I can care a bit!" She laughed a squeal as he squeezed her again, picking her up a bit before putting her down as he sighed softly in guilt, "I, actually learnt about the other one, Perfect was it? I'm, sorry for how I act there..I hear you saying you don't want to fight. I can see you dodging and avoiding fighting back and." He signed again, "all I can think about is how good it'll feel and how loud the audience will cheer when I take down such a big powerful opponent." She felt him squeeze her in guilt and moved her hand again to carefully hold the side of his face.

"Hey..its okay I get it I understand why, maybe I don't understand there at first but here I understand and I've hit you pretty hard and brutally before myself, I can't hold a grudge."

"You always fight like that to protect others or as a last ditch self preservation thing, it's not the same."

"What would've happened had you lost?" He went quiet in thought, turning his head away at the new suggested memories of losing and the fall out of it.

May was quiet as her hand moved once more to hold his face as he pressed into her touch knowing without him having to say that it would've been bad and although he did it for himself there was also a level of survival to it. She felt him purr softly against her hand.

"Feeling better now huh?" He hummed softly against her, "can I get back to work now ya great lug? I can feel something hard and pointy jabbing into me and I hope its that crystal." He howled an abrupt startled laugh at her joke moving instead to scoop her up into his arms ignoring her protesting.

"Oh no I think I'm going to steal you away for myself for a bit actually," He turned his head towards the general direction of the kitchen, "I'm stealing May for a bit, deal with it!" before turning to carry her out the restaurant leaving the owner quite confused.

"You put me down, this is kidnapping!" She couldn't hide the excited giggling in her tone as he carried her away.

"I just figured we should get some privacy if I'm gonna jab you with something hard and pointy." She squeal laughed into her hands as he carried her away kicking her feet in too much energy as his tail wagged behind him chuckling at her joy.

[wishfxljikan]

The long awaited Silvanus final design :tm: I was teasing this in february and honest to god there isn’t that much but It’s enough to need an explanation.

Time for some basics. Silvanus has reached a height of 5′2′‘ which is way taller than he ever thought he ever would’ve grown, but due to the circumstances of his earlier years of life and just how much he evolved inbetween his days as a Treecko to his days of a Grovyle, I think he just deserves to grow. That being said. He’s kept the same sleek physique, but he’s made it out of Twink (LMAO) territory, he’s more athletic than anything and the muscles are visible if you’re keen enough, he strength trains and endurance trains a lot, from when he was a treecko all the way to present day, it’s important to stay in shape.

Given the fact that Grovyle was living in a time without, you know.. time, flowing life, he had to train so much harder to build his resilience as a Treecko, and that goes into my next thing.

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Silvanus’ leaves are a lot rougher, and dark green instead of the semi-dark that they are, think.. He’s got small, rough dark green leaves, spiky in nature, short and sharp around his shoulder blades, curving a bit outward like his arm leaves, which are also darker colored and sharper than usual. It’s a survival mechanism to use the shoulder blade leaves as a weapon, there’s some on the back of his neck, too.

His Head Leaf is brittle and has seen worse for wear, but it’s still there, still standing despite everything.

This moves me onto general body coloration, the green on his body is a tad bit more dark, and same with the red, other than that, his general coloration is just a couple darker shades, his leaves are more resilient and the coloration shows no way of fading, well.. except for.

SCARS -------- TW for Self Harm / PTSD / Electrical Damage / Battle Scars -------

We’ll start from the top of his body, down his arms, then his abdomen and then lower body.

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Silvanus has two claw shaped scars on his eye, neither of them took the sight from him but they were pretty damn close to doing that,

There’s a small cut scar on the back of his neck, it used to be much bigger of a wound but given Eir’s healing abilities back in the day the scar is a lot smaller. -- There’s a gash scar on Silvanus’ lower neck and shoulder (front side), though what remains is just a lot of discolored skin, somewhat grey and pastel colors of his scales. His arms are absolutely covered in scars ranging from cuts and scrapes from the environment, to other pokemon’s wild attacks on him, to self harm, There’s a lot of scars, so much so that there’s just splotches of discolored scales in some of the more scar heavy locations. --- Due to a certain Seker nearly shocking Silvanus to death, the gecko has outline of a lot of electrical scars over his entire body, the worst part is on the side of his mid abdomen, and reaches from the side halfway across his back, the discoloration here is not as bad, but he’s losing pigmentation in this area over the years. The scars that came from this is the main reason why he wears a big cloak, instead of just the usual garb he wears.

The leaves on the legs are constantly regrowing due to the usage of them as a defense mechanism, they’re as sharp as the small ones on his neck and shoulderblades.  That being said, he’s got a couple of cuts and gashes on his legs and thighs, they’re wild and all over the place, causing his scales down there to be around the same color as an average Grovyle (despite the fact he’s darker shaded green and red)

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Silvanus almost constantly wears a no-hood cloak with hood extension, The cloak is tattered and is constantly being repaired as Silvanus gets into more and more battles over time, and while he does feel bad that he cannot show his body, he’s decided it’s a good idea to, well.. hide the pain from others, the hood extension also counts as a scarf to nestle his leaves into, the cloak wraps around his entire body and ends around under his knees. The sleeves of the cloak have glove-endings with metal claws that fit nicely over his own clawed digits, and there’s slots for his leaves to stick out.

With this being said, final notes being - He no longer hides his knife, it’s in a little sheathe on his waist on the outside, if he cannot use his leaves, and push comes to shove, he WILL use it on top of his clawed digits. - Silvanus’ pendant and its usage has not changed, it will still heal him once every couple of months when the injury is fatal, but he can longer change forms thanks to how the pendant has been upgraded after their timelines were conjoined. - There will be a verse that continues The Conjoined Timeline Silvanus without starting The Final Frontier, since The Final Frontier is focused on Lendys, Team Lustrous and Savras, I still want to write him without retconning shit so I’m just making a new verse. The Tag for the verse goes as follows Treeshroud’s Eternal Protector ;; Dual Verse Alt