#maybe I'm just imagening it?

[screwpinecaprice]

I just logged in desktop. Something feels different here at Tumblr again. I don't know what, but something just feels off?

EDIT: Wait. My Desktop is black! I'm pretty sure it wasn't black before.

Weren't there a setting where you can change the theme of your desktop?

[babyshoesnerdshit]

dp x dc idea

Danny had to leave Amity Park, it was no longer safe for him. His parents found out and were all too eager to see the inner workings of a half ghost. He ran until he had ended up in Gotham, spent some time on the streets. He was too tired and weak to fight ghosts again so soon, so instead he tried his best to avoid conflict. Imagen his surprise when he somehow he caught the eye of Brucie Wayne (perhaps it was the hair and eyes, maybe it was his scrapy, sarcastic attitude). After getting gently coxed into going to Wayne manor, Danny is getting shown around when he bumps into Jason. As a cloud of mist leaves Danny's mouth and plume of smoke leaves Jason's. Jason is confused as to where the hell that smoke came from and Danny is staring in a mix of fear and shock. Just as Bruce was about to introduce them to each other Danny turns around and does a mad dash to the door. Danny can't fight another ghost right now and trespassing on another ghost's haunt is considered one of the fastest ways to get on a ghost's bad side. Bruce and Jason are both equally confused but simultaneously trying to get Danny to stop running and explain while also trying not to scare him any further. When they finally catch him (which was surprisingly hard for the vigilantes) all they hear is frantic mumblings of "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't know, I'm sorry, please don't hurt me." Now Bruce and Jason are even more confused, why is this random street kid deathly afraid of Jason Todd-Wayne? Jason had never even seen this kid before.

idk how to continue it lol but i was just thinking this would be a fun interaction, i think Jason would have a fire core (cuz of the explosion) hence the smoke for his ghost sence, feel free to continue if you get ideas :]

[rabbitblackx]

I hope you're doing fine if not I'm sorry to read/hear that

May I request the ticci-toby, masky, hoodie, ben drowned, eyeless jack, jeff the killer and homicidal liu ( you can take spme away if you want to) with a motherly/killer s/o? like they help them clean up after killing someone and cook for them but goes full on momma bear when someone insultes their bf? And go on a full on killing spree when they're really mad or gets some kidneys for jack but their partner doesn't know? maybe they have a 1960s housewife aesthetic?

just imagen the look on their faceses when they come to their s/o's house to find them humm to themself, covered in blood while cooking with the name they just killed someone with.

Sorry for the wait! I’ve been super sick but I’m doing much better now thanks for asking! :)

Creepypastas find out Motherly!Reader is a killer

Includes: Masky, Hoody, Toby Rogers, BEN Drowned, Eyeless Jack, Jeff The Killer and Homicidal Liu

Masky💖

Masky quietly climbed through your bedroom window. He made it a habit to return to your place after his missions. Seeing you weren’t in here, he slinked through the dark room towards the kitchen, where he knew you definitely were. Masky stood in silence as he watched you cook him dinner. You sensed his presence behind you, turning and offering him a warm smile

Masky watched you like a hawk from behind his mask. You ushered him out of his bloody jacket, folding it in your arms and taking it away to wash. As you waited for his food to finish cooking, you dabbed small flecks of blood from his white mask, cooing at him. If you were to take the mask off to clean further, he would quickly lean in and steal a kiss from your lips

When you hung out at the mansion, you could clearly see that Toby annoyed your boyfriend a fair bit. If he took it too far until Masky got super pissed at the younger man, you stepped in to give Toby a firm, motherly lecture

Masky believed that you were his sweet, angelic, old fashioned male wife, but you had a secret. Like him and the other creeps, you were a crazed killer. When you got really angry like he sometimes did, you went on a killing spree of your own

Masky came home to you one night, finding you cooking dinner for him like you always did. You scared him to death. As you were humming sweetly to yourself while occupied at the stove, you were drenched in blood

Masky threw himself at you, bombarding you with concerns. He thought somebody had hurt you. What happened?! You innocently explained to him that it wasn’t your blood, and you just had some ‘fun’ of your own. Poor Tim here would be super shocked, but not exactly mad… ;)

Hoody💖

Hoody returned home from his mission to find you waiting for him in his room. You immediately greeted him happily, then fussed him out of his bloody hoodie. Before he could protest, you told him you made him some dinner, and wanted him to go eat it while you put his clothes in the wash. Hoody felt bad that you were caring for him like this, but headed downstairs to the kitchen anyway

After dinner, you curled up on his bed with his head in your chest. Brian drifted off to sleep with a small smile on his unmasked face. Your twirled your fingers through his hair, humming softly to him

You got really protective of Hoody if any of the other creeps were to give him a rough time. Your hand went straight to his shoulder, snapping back at them that he was perfect, and nothing they said was true. It was a bit embarrassing, but Hoody couldn’t help but adore it so much

He couldn’t believe his eyes when he stopped by your home one night, finding you cooking dinner for him while caked in blood. Brian was beyond panicked for your well-being. You had to calm him down with your gentle words and caresses. You giggled, waving his worries off, telling him it wasn’t your blood. Hoody’s stomach fell. You… were fine… you were just out… killing… much like he and the others did

Hoody couldn’t explain it, but something about sweet old you being crazy and bloody like that made him feral

Toby Rogers💖

Toby was so clingy. Every chance he got, he was dashing to your place or begging you on the home to come over to Slender’s. He completely melted when you cleaned him up after killing. Every time you cleaned his hoodie, he cuddled and sniffed it first, as it smelled like you. You always used the best softeners and detergent like the mother you were

Toby absolutely loved your cooking. He always scarfed that shit down real quick, before asking for seconds and sometimes even thirds

Nobody dared be mean to Toby when you were around. He was a snitch too and carried on to you when someone did. You were very protective and motherly over Toby, and always stood up for him. If a creep was mean to him (usually Jeff), he wrapped his arms around your waist, hiding behind you while pointing at the offender (Jeff)

Toby couldn’t deny that he was scared of you. You were so much like an old fashioned mum, and he feared punishment from you. One night after a mission, he practically came skipping back to your place. Toby bursted through the door to find you cooking him dinner over the stove, humming a tune while covered in blood

Whoa

Toby knew that it wasn’t yours. He thought so highly of you, and knew you could take care of yourself just fine. Hell, you sure did of him! He knew that you had hurt other people, and probably for good reason… right?

Seeing you cook for him after a murderous rampage… huff, sure did a number on him… Toby started to shamelessly and clumsily flirt, blushing and gushing like a schoolgirl over you

You were so cool to him

BEN Drowned💖

BEN’s room was a mess before you came along. You kept it clean and washed all his clothes, which often were dirty. Whether they were covered in blood, chip crumbs, soda or sweat, you were there to scoop them off the floor and into the wash

BEN’s diet usually consisted of snacks and/or whatever he munched on while gaming. But now you were here, you cooked him nice meals three times a day

Nobody thought it was possible, but he actually didn’t game as much after he met you. BEN much preferred to hang out with you instead (congratulations)

Nobody messed with BEN that much, but when they did, you were right there to shout them down. He felt so safe and protected with you by his side. If you were lecturing a creep for being rude to him, he was hiding behind you and cheering you on like the proud bf he was

One night, BEN crawled out of your phone, which was laying on your kitchen counter. He suddenly popped up in your home, gawking in bewilderment at you as you cooked him dinner. You were caked in blood while humming to yourself innocently

BEN uncertainly called your name, resulting in you looking up from the stove at him with a warm smile. He asked you what happened as chill as he could, in which you gently told him. He had no idea you were a killer like him. You were so sweet, and so different from him. It shocked BEN a lot, but that didn’t make him love you any less

In fact, he just loved you more

Eyeless Jack💖

You often took the clothes right off Jack’s back, as they were frequently covered in fresh blood. Whether from cutting up his ‘experiments’, patching up an injured creep, or just enjoying a little snack, he always found a way to splash red all over his hoodie

Jack fell in love with you a little more everyday. When you came over to the mansion, you cooked him gourmet meals with kidneys and other human organs from his stash. He thought they were delicious and absolutely fabulous. He couldn’t eat anything else!

If Jeff or someone was teasing Jack, the words hurt you more than him. The eyeless man was way better than any petty banter or insults. You knew that, but still always snapped at others for being mean to him. Jack thought it was rather cute, really

Jack was getting curiouser and curiouser when you came to the mansion with jars of kidneys or other gory items. You innocently told him you got them just for him, and how you were to cook them up. Like, yeah, sure. That was very sweet of you and all, but whERE DID YOU GET THEM???

One lonely night, Jack left the mansion and made his way to your home. He missed you, and just wanted to curl up in your bed with you. You were expecting him, as it was common for him to give you evening visits

Jack entered through the front door with the spare key you gave him. He found you in the kitchen, stirring up a stew of gore for him on the stove. Blood dripped down from the brim of the pot, and so did some from your clothes. You smiled at Jack as he approached, slowly taking off his mask to get a better look of you, though he was eyeless

You were drenched in blood, giggling to him how you went ‘grocery shopping’ for him. You were quite old fashioned and domesticated, after all! Jack didn’t pick you for a fellow killer. Because you reminded him of one of those nuclear fam spouses from the fifties or something. You were already very alluring to him, and this was just icing on the kidney cake

Jeff The Killer💖

Jeff was very stubborn. He acted annoyed when you tidied his godawful room, and made a big deal of you washing his clothes. You just rolled your eyes with a smile and gently told him you only did it because you loved him. Jeff grew bashful, and acted like it didn’t warm his dead heart. He ended up looking forward to coming home to you after killing, and enjoyed the look on your face when you saw the blood all over his white hoodie

Jeff tried so hard not to get emotional when you cooked him a nice meal. You almost reminded him of his mother, and you took him back to a much simpler time. He fell asleep with his head on your belly that same night, with you laying on your back in between his bedsheets

When Jeff got into a scrap with another creep, he always made it violent. Liu sparked up an argument with his brother, which Jeff pulled a knife on him. You had to tug him back by his hood, prying the blade from his pale hand

Jeff was beyond angry. He didn’t want to listen to you as you dragged him to his room and shut the door behind you. If you tried to mother and reason with him, expect him to shout or tell you to shut up. You were forever patient with this man though, and eventually got through to him

Like said before, Jeff was very stubborn and also cold. But after hearing you ended up lecturing Liu for picking on his brother, he couldn’t help but grow even more fond of you

Jeff climbed through your bedroom window. When he noticed you weren’t in there, he immediately ventured off to the kitchen, knowing you would be cooking dinner. Jeff was carrying a bloody knife, but it clattered to the floor when he saw you

There was blood all over your clothes, and on your hands too. You were cooking him dinner with a small smile, and it widened when you spotted him in the doorway

Before you could greet him, Jeff was storming over to you slamming you against the wall. Your murderous eyes grew wide as he pressed himself flush against your bloody form, smacking a hungry kiss to your lips

Homicidal Liu💖

Liu was so appreciative of you when you offered to wash his clothes after killing. Sometimes blood splashed onto his coat or scarf, but you were right there to clean and soften them for him

Your domestic antics almost made Liu feel normal again. You cooked him (and sometimes his brother) meals all the time like the motherly sweetheart you were. He often came over to your place after killing and whatnot. Jeff sometimes tagged along too just to abuse your kindness of washing his clothes and feeding him good food

Now as much as you cared for Jeff, you often had to shout him down when he picked a fight with your Liu. Jeff would start sulking, and Liu would absolutely love it. Scratch that, he absolutely loved you. You were his rock. <3 You two were a pretty cute couple and always had plenty to talk about

Liu visited you one evening without his brother, entering your lovely home with a pep in his step. Everything stopped though when he found you cooking him dinner, humming while covered in blood. He thought somebody hurt you, and was stumbling over himself as he raced over. You had to console Liu, caressing his stitched up cheeks while cooing over the top of his rambling

He relaxed a little after you told him it wasn’t your blood all over you. But he didn’t bring his guard down much as he realised that meant you hurt someone else. You—sweet, innocent you… killed…?

Liu was overcome with emotions. He threw himself around you, hugging your neck tight and nestling into it. He exhaled when he felt you wrap your arms around him too. He decided he would unpack you being a killer later. Liu just wanted to be close to you at the moment. He was just relieved you were okay

[grussellgirl]

— Choose

farleigh start x f!reader

warnings: smut. handjob. farleigh (he is just so beautiful)

note: maybe I'm gonna translate this to english, but I'm lazy. You can find me also on Wattpad as grussellgirl

"¿Bromeas?" chillaste con una expresión de incredulidad ante la declaración del chico sentado junto a tí.

Tu amiga Venetia te había invitado a Saltburn para pasar el verano, y en cuanto conociste a su primo Farleigh conectaron de inmediato, llevándose bien y haciendo una buena amistad, una de esas en donde el coqueteo es constante y las respuestas deben ser agudas.

"¿Matarías a Ben Whishaw pero te cogerías a Hugh Jackman?" negaste con la cabeza.

Habían estado jugando a 'coger, casar y matar' desde que el karaoke había sido acaparado por uno de los Henry, y a pesar de que a ustedes les parecía tedioso, al resto parecía encantarle, ya que aplaudían y coreaban las canciones, atentos a la actuación del hombre. Pero tú discusión con Farleigh era mucho más entretenida, y el sillón empotrado en una esquina del salón era mucho más cómodo.

"¿Entonces tú qué harías?" resopló, mirándote a los ojos. "Es difícil decidir con las opciones que me diste".

"No es difícil. Yo me casaría con Halle..." respondiste decidía y él asintió ya que había respondido lo mismo. "...me caso con Ben y mato a Hugh"

"No" negó Farleigh con la cabeza, golpeando tu rodilla con su pierna. Tú lo miraste mal, pero él ignoró tu expresión.

"Ya, tu turno" apuraste, mientras veías a Henry comenzar otra canción con los vitores de todos animándole. Farleigh pensó por un momento, pero su rostro pronto se iluminó con picardía y la sonrisa en su rostro te mantuvo alerta.

"Felix, Venetia y yo" murmuró mirándote a los ojos, tan cerca de tu rostro que sentiste cómo su aliento te hacía cosquillas en tu mejilla.

"Fácil" declaraste y él alzó las cejas en sorpresa. "Follo con Venetia, mato a Felix y me caso contigo".

"No" negó de nuevo con la cabeza, apartando su mirada de la tuya, soltando un suspiro por la decepción.

"¿Qué?" reíste por su reacción. Él se dedicó a ver el concierto de Henry, gritando y aplaudiendo para animarlo. Le habías dado en su ego. Lo llamaste por su nombre, pero él te ignoró, coreando la canción, hasta que se te ocurrió colocar tu mano en su muslo, subiéndola peligrosamente cerca de su entrepierna sólo para bajarla de nuevo, lo cual funcionó, ya que giró su rostro de nuevo para mirarte.

"¿Por qué no coges conmigo?" preguntó en un susurro, mirando tus labios.

"Me estoy casando contigo, es obvio que vamos a follar a diario" dijiste obvia muy cerca de sus labios y el chico se movió en su lugar, tratando de acomodar su pantalón, el cual de pronto le resultaba apretado. "¿Feliz?"

"No" sentenció, alternando su mirada de tus ojos a tus labios. Se acercó a tu rostro, dispuesto a besarte, pero justo cuando sus labios se rozaron, te apartaste de él, negando con la cabeza. Él abrió la boca para decir algo, pero lo único que salió de sus labios fue un suspiro pesado al sentir tus dedos acariciar su creciente miembro sobre su ropa. Sus caderas se elevaron contra tu mano en busca de una mayor estimulación, pero tú dejaste de tocarlo. "No me dejes así" pidió, tomando tu mano y guiándola de regreso a su erección.

"¿Tan urgido estás?" reíste bajo mientras movía tu mano contra su dureza. Miraste a tu alrededor, asegurándote de que nadie viera lo que estaba por venir. La esquina en donde estaban estaba poco iluminaba, por lo que quizá no verían mucho, además, Henry había comenzado a cantar SexyBack y todos estaban más atentos a él que cualquier otra cosa.

Te deshiciste del agarre del chico y él te miró suplicante. "Si nos atrapan será tu culpa" le advertiste antes de bajar el cierre de su pantalón, para después escupir en tu mano, haciéndolo jadear ante la imagen. Metiste tu mano en su cremallera y te abriste paso a través de su ropa interior hasta su miembro, tomándolo en tu mano, comenzando a subir y bajar. La respiración de Farleigh se volvió pesada, tratando de mantener sus jadeos por lo bajo.

Su miembro estaba completamente duro, y el líquido preseminal ayudaba a lubricarlo, permitiéndote trabajar. Cuando comenzaste a estimular la punta, Farleigh mordió su labio inferior, cerrando sus ojos y echando su cabeza hacia atrás, dejándola caer en el respaldo del sofá. Sonreiste para tí misma y volviste a tomar su miembro desde la base, subiéndola por su longitud al mismo tiempo que lo apretabas un poco. Aumentaste la velocidad y de pronto le era casi imposible contener los sonidos que amenazaban con salir de su boca. Sentiste cómo su cuerpo se tensó y su mano derecha se aferró al brazo del sofá mientras que la otra se posó en tu pierna.

"Más rápido" murmuró con los ojos aún cerrados y su pelvis se elevó un par de veces contra tu mano por reflejo. Tú hiciste caso, aumentando la velocidad de tu movimiento, acercándolo cada vez más al clímax. Su abdomen se tensó y abrió la boca, con su nariz arrugada y sus ojos cerrados con fuerza, y sin advertencia se corrió en tu mano con un gruñido que se perdió entre los aplausos de todos. Tu mano siguió bombeando su miembro mientras su semen terminaba de salir por completo, prolongando su placer un poco más.

Abrió los ojos y soltó un suspiro, tratando de recuperar la respiración. Tú sacaste tu mano de su ropa, manchada con su semilla y te limpiaste en un abrigo que estaba junto a tí. Farleigh te miró con una sonrisa divertida y subió su cremallera.

"Ahora debo limpiar tu desastre" susurró contra tus labios antes de ponerse de pie y salir de ahí directo al baño.

Miraste alrededor de la sala y notaste a Felix observándote con una copa en su mano. Cuando sus ojos se encontraron te dedicó una sonrisa juguetona, alzó su copa a manera de brindis y bebió el contenido de un sólo trago. Notaste el bulto en su entrepierna y te preguntaste si había visto tu momento con su primo.

[mikobeautifulheart]

Megumi's Secretary

(Not edited)

Like - just imagen going for a secretary job at a relatively well known company not fully knowing what your getting yourself into.

You go in for the job interview, resume in hand and every possible answer to any question that they may throw at you.

When your name is called and you walk on the room to see the company's founder sitting at the opposite side of the table.

She seems kind, nice, if she was doing the interview then you must be applying to be HER secretary which is a big job...

You almost walked out when the pressure finally hit you, but you still manages to sit down and smile at her while slowly handing over your resume.

She makes small talk and casually asks you questions, it was more like a conversation then an interview and you started to relax.

"I'm so glad you came today, most of our secretary's walk out after a week, or less..." She laughed awkwardly.

She continued on until till she ended the interview with a final question.

"Can you handle working with people who are hard to communicate with? Not that their difficult rather you would have to follow up alot on." She asked.

"Actually-" You paused thinking back to your high school time when you were paired up with a boy who was...sort of like that.

You did your part and he did his, it was hard to put the parts together smoothly but eventually you did it and got full marks to. After that you always just remember working with him.

Heck you remember falling for him but your school year ended before you ever told him, plus he was a little awkward around you so maybe it just wasn't meant to happen.

You snapped out of that meomory, as if you'd fall for your boss.

"I do actually recall working with someone like that in school, so it wouldn't be anything new." You sighed thinking about how you just let him go.

"Good. You got the job." She smiled

"Wha-Already? Wow thank you, when do you want me to start?" You asked taken aback.

"If you don't mind i'm sure Mr. Fushiguro could show you around the work place now and your main work, after all you'll be his secretary"

His? He? Mr. Fushiguro? Where had you head that name before.

"Megumi come in the meeting room." You heard her say, looking over to see her on the phone.

Only a few seconds later you heard a knock and watched as the door knob turned.

A tall dark haired man walked in with a stoic expression. You felt his annoyance as he looked up at the woman leaving you in the crossfire for what was about to happen.

"Tsumiki, I told you I don't need another secretary, I'll just do it myself." He said adjitated.

"Oh come on Megumi you'll work your self to death at this rate, plus I think you'll like this one~" She said calmly with a smile.

Megumi? Yeah you defiantly have heard that name before...Was it?

You looked up and at the man standing behind you, meeting his eyes.

There was an awkward silence before he sighed in defeat.

"Fine..."

"Megumi this is Y/n, Y/n this is your new boss Megu- Mr. Fushiguro" Tsumiki said with a smile now beaming on her face.

"Nice to meet you-" You say standing up and pausing at the end to see if you could tell where you remembered him.

"Like wise" he said putting his hand out for you to shake.

You look back at Tsumiki worried, why did she hire you if he obviously didn't want you?

"You should show her to her office Megumi." She said.

You do settle into your job and the week 'Mile stone' passes without a complaint.

"You have a meeting at 2 pm this afternoon after your 30 minute lunch break." You said reading through the list on your clip board.

Every time you read off the board you always felt like Megumi was looking somewhere else, like a computer screen or other documents.

Any where but you.

"Well cancel my lunch break and move the next meeting forward." He mumbleled.

"So when should I reschedule your lunch break?" You asked looking for time slots left.

"Don't bother with it, i'm not hungry any way."

"Did you have a break today?" You asked before he could trail off into his work again.

"No, doesn't matter I have a week off by the end of this financial year"

"Liar." You cut him off.

"I have a weeks break at the end of June, you work the most at that point. Megumi, I know your Schedule and work habits, you have a lunch break at 2:30" You turned and walked out his office, leaving him watching your back as you left.

You closed the door gently behind you.

What the...He almost gripped his chest at how hard it tightened.

You pressed your back on his door thinking you were about to have a heart attack. Did you actually just say no to your boss? No way you actually said that. Well if he wasn't going to take care of himself then you would have to make him.

You sat at your desk and noticed a sticky note on your desk, he must have put it there before when you were photo copying prints for him. It must have been something he wanted to schedule or cancel.

You picked up the note and read it, face turning red imediatly.

'Friday afternoon 6 p.m date with my secretary'

You wrote it in his schedule and sent it to hos office for 'confirmation'.

THANK YOU FOR READING ♡

AUTHOURS NOTE: Yes i'm alive and my inbox is almost empty. Pleaseee send me ideasssssssssssssssss. Eh I might make a part 2 of this if i'm that desperate, anyways have a good whatever time.

[moonlight-starlight-lady01]

Tmnt headcanons of how they sleep with there s/o (2012)

You want to request something? => Request

I'm going to try and write for the tmnt bro 2012 again! Thx anon!

Leo:

Since he goes on patrols and does a lot of training with his brothers, even meditates. He doesn't have time to sleep, so you have to make him sleep.

But, when he gets in bed with you.... he just turns into puddy.

He probably sleeps really stiff and in one position, because of his training of a ninja. Practices 24/7.

If you move around a lot in your sleep (like me.) you probably make him annoyed. But, if you like to cuddle in your sleep well leo is in big trouble. (lol)

You would lay on his plastron and hear his heart beat faster.

Look at his face, kiss his green lips, take his blue mask off (gently)

That will make his stress on his shoulders go away and make him go to sleep.

If you wake up be prepared to wake up with a cold body because leo gets up really early to train and meditate.

Raph:

This boy stays up all night just playing on his shell phone probably.

just lay on his plastron and look up at him with sad eyes, maybe even push his phone out of view so he can see your face.

Boom, got him to sleep in bed with you.

Snuggle on his plastoron and be prepared to be moved around a lot.

He moves a lot in his sleep I imagen. Since ya know he gets angry a lot.

maybe get spike to snuggle in with you. (before he got mutated.)

Bro i can name so many positions he's in, in his sleep.

if he lays on his stomach you smushed between the bed and his full body.

Give his shell scratchesssss! it will release some of the stress he has on his whole body with anger issues.

When you wake up you have a warm turtle who will snuggle in you for the whole day if he wanted.

Donnie:

This boi will stay up all night working in his lab.

So go up to him rub his shoulders release the stress from working in the lab all day and night.

If you get him in bed it's a miracle. He will want to work on his experiments if it will stop shredder.

First give him a bath so he doesn't get oil and other gross chemical thing on the clean purple silk sheets, and snuggle with him in bed.

maybe watch a movie on his shell phone and finally go to bed.

he will snuggle on your chest and watch the movie with you.

Kiss his forehead and take his purple band off his head so he can be more comfortable.

But you will wake up to a cold bed. But, he will leave a note on the bed side table saying were he is.

Mikey:

He plays a lot of video game, so you can expect him to play them all night.

maybe lay in his lap and take the controlor out of his hands.

(first clean off his bed first, maybe give it a wash before hand.)

let him lay on you, you may get startled by him because he will blow bubbles on the fat of your stomach.

He will always be happy when he's around you no matter what.

So when you both fall asleep on each other he will snuggle on your forever so be sure to be ready of that.

You won't wake up to a cold bed but a warm one. He's like Raph and will stay in bed with you all day.

Thanks for reading! :)

[thelunarfairy]

Holaaa, First of all I want to tell you that I really like your account and your analysis💖Your points of view are very accurate and you give me my daily dose of hananene, so thank you 🫶

Now let's get to my question, it is not new that AidaIro makes "jokes" about Hanako harassing Nene, however this usually reaches strange limits, let's say, that Hanako tells Kou that he has touched Nene's breasts (clearly a lie) wanting to see up her skirt in a final comic of the Guardians of the Clock arc, hinting at her a lot, in another final mini comic he imagines what it would be like Nene if the water won't affect her (She would clearly be naked and he knows it) I even once saw a user of this app talking about how there is a fairly old mini panel drawn with a pencil in which Hanako wants to imitate a scene with Nene from the romantic movie Ghost (a scene that ends in something sexual) and the most famous imagen:

Clearly if you see this scene without having some context you are going to think badly, everyone thinks badly, the link I am leaving you is an analysis in which it is mentioned that eating and sex go hand in hand in the manga.

https://www.tumblr.com/theevilthatismokke/698270204867788800/the-myth-of-sumire-and-hakubo-jshk-chapter-94-and

And so we could continue talking about the many times that Hanako makes advances to Nene, to which I asked myself this, is Hanako sexually attracted to Nene? Maybe my question makes you uncomfortable, so if so, don't answer it :), even I feel bad and uncomfortable asking you this, I would just like to know your point of view, I also analyze these characters.

Many greetings from Mexico ☺️

Aww I'm the one who thanks you for your kindness, I'm very happy that you're enjoying my posts >.<

This answer was a little long, so I'm going to put fewer images to avoid making it twice as long, I'm going to rely on your memory on this one haha

Finally someone asked about this, and I'm immensely happy because it's a subject I've wanted to address for a long time. It turns out that I never really went into depth about it because I didn't know if people would feel uncomfortable.

JSHK has very strong and heavy themes, so I try to be cautious when talking about some things, even if I have theories about the topic. But to be honest, I'm thinking about talking to people about it.

Some of these themes are important to the main plot, and their analysis has a very important outcome for us to draw some conclusions about the characters' behavior, but anyway, returning to your question, let's talk about two of these themes, and one of the most controversial.

Hanako died at age thirteen, but he maintained his consciousness and physical presence for over fifty years. People still debate his mental age today, some say he has a mental age equivalent to the age he died, others say he already thinks like an adult.

Hanako has a duality, he will never be just "one" thing always, he is not just a good boy, but he is also not just a bad boy, I can spend hours exemplifying this, but that is not my intention, making it clear that this applies to most of the characters, so since we're talking about his mental age, this applies too.

He acts like a child, not like Tsukasa, but you still see him playing with toys or playing with other people, Hanako likes to have fun. He also has some childish thoughts about some things and does wrong things like a child. Tsuchigomori is sometimes seen teaching him things, as if he were responsible, like when the boy wanted to sell Tsuchigomori's objects without permission to buy a hat, the teacher teaches him that this is wrong and he understands.

We can clearly see that there is a very childish side to him, but at the same time he also has a more adult side. Let's consider him to be a side younger than an adult properly speaking. Hanako was thirteen years old so he was in puberty, about to leave pre-adolescence and enter adolescence. In fact, sexual desires are common and very latent at this age.

But, we are already talking about two topics, I will separate them so that we can better understand the connection that sex has with hunger.

Let's start by talking about sex.

Hanako clearly has strong and very latent sexual desires, this was made very clear from the beginning, what happens is that the "comic" side of the series leaves this as a situation that is supposed to be "funny" as if it were just a joke. It is common in works to see perverted characters being used as comic relief, but this does not apply to JSHK.

Hanako does indeed have latent desires, the way he acts, the way he behaves and the way he looks at Yashiro is almost always with a lot of desire. Just look at many panels of the manga, the way Hanako looks at Yashiro with desire, as if he was always about to kiss her, the way he is always touching, hugging, putting his arms around her, it's because there is a desire he tries to control.

The face he made when she was touching him

I talk more about his desire in this post here

Make no mistake, Hanako has actually touched her breasts a few times, I talk about that in this post here

Hanako doesn't just feel desire for Yashiro, he has a sexual desire that is natural to him, that is, this desire didn't start because of her. He always walks around or finds some suggestive items.

Erotic books (whether with girls in bikinis or magazines teaching what to do at "the right time" such as the magazine that teaches how to reach your girlfriend's G-spot)

Books teaching how to win someone over (like the one he used to help make Yashiro's wish come true) the book was very worn out, which means he read it very often. This indicates that he was wanting to learn to do it with someone (conquer someone).

The Kokeshi doll.

Let me tell you about this doll. There are some meanings behind it, such as the fact that it is used as an amulet to guarantee the protection of children, but at the same time the doll is also associated with sex and the sexual desire of boys, due to its shape.

On some Japanese sites I found it being linked to use for boys' sexual "relief", if you know what I mean. Not only does Hanako have a kokeshi doll, but he also thinks it's "Sexy." Again, people associated this moment where he says this as comic relief, but the signs are there.

See other examples

So, let's move on to the sexual desire he feels for Yashiro.

When Hanako was a child, he said that Yashiro was his type, that is, he had been attracted to her since that age (even though he was so young). When Nene met him again when he was older, the first thing Hanako did when they formed a bond was flirt with her, and he flirts very often.

His flirtations are different from those we usually see in other works. He always uses touch when he does, and Nene has noticed this to the point of claiming that he sexually harasses her. Do you see that Yashiro herself noticed this? At first Hanako had no criteria, he actually didn't care about touching her or imagining her naked, trying to look under her skirt or watching her take a shower (despite her turning into a fish).

And he didn't care because it was purely physical, he actually felt a strong sexual desire for her, even though she wasn't the only one. Yes, Hanako has also touched Aoi-chan, and even talked about the size of her breasts.

Then, Hanako falls in love with Nene and his way of acting subtly changes. We saw how he was reluctant to go after Yashiro when she went to take a shower with Sumire because he was afraid Yashiro would be mad at him. Do you think he would do this before? Hanako now has feelings for her, so he starts holding back.

Holding back is something that represents Hanako well.

And we see this all the time, the confirmation that he holds so much back came precisely in the chapter on the mokkes of the dead. Hanako doesn't have his normal consciousness, he's letting himself be carried away by his desire, in this case for sweets, but did you notice that he recognized Yashiro's voice when she called him? And the way he "attacks" her is different from the way he attacks Kou. We clearly see the sexual connotation here, Hanako's desire for Yashiro, and he pursues her until the end.

The way he "attacks" Yashiro

the way he attacks Kou

see his eyes of desire in this last panel

In this chapter we see that just by "relaxing" a little, he already tried to fulfill one of his own desires. Hanako already had several opportunities to kiss Yashiro but he was always holding back, he couldn't hold back any longer during their reunion because he hadn't seen her for a long time, because she risked her own life to see him, she saved him from Teru and She still confessed that she loved him. He couldn't hold back any longer and kissed her.

So, I've been thinking about this whole situation and whether Hanako would start putting pressure on Yashiro if they started dating. If Nene is his girlfriend, he'll be able to tease her, right? I was wondering if this possibility could happen and I started to think so after what happened between Hakubo and Sumire.

So, after an intense kiss between the two, would we see Hanako trying to touch Yashiro? Or even succeeding? Nene is not difficult to convince, and she must know that when she wanted to have a boyfriend, sex would be part of the relationship, the question is, how long could Hanako stay before he started wanting to consummate with her?

This is where I start to talk about the second theme, "hunger".

You sent me the link to a post (very good indeed) talking about the relationship between eating and sex, which are directly linked to JSHK, and it actually makes perfect sense. Aidairo made it very clear that this duality exists and the constant use of this metaphor.

That's because sex and hunger have one thing in common, desire

Everything in JSHK is about desire. Make wishes, fulfill wishes, always wishes.

Hunger and Sex are represented by the desire to obtain, to consume, to obtain something at will. Or are you going to tell me that you don't feel pleasure when you can eat delicious food when you're starving?

Eating is a word that actually has a sexual representation not only in JSHK but also throughout the world. I'll give you a personal example here.

In the country where I live (Brazil) the word "eating" is almost a synonym for sex, depending on the context in which you use it. If you say that you desire or want to "eat" someone, the person listening to you will SURELY understand that you are going to have sexual relations with the other person and that you will be the one who will be on top (active). So, if you come here haha, don't use that term because people will interpret it as being about sex.

I want to eat someone is the same thing that I want to have sex with someone. It's a very popular term even though a lot of people hate it (especially women).

I imagine that in other places in the world the word "eating" could be related to sex too, not just here in Brazil.

So back to JSHK, let's talk about hunger. We know that cannibalism is present in the work too, in addition to the extra arts in which the characters are represented as food or something like that.

We see Hakubo and Sumire's relationship, and we have to admit that the moment Hakubo went to "destroy" Sumire, he ate her. It was very obvious and very clear that it was a sex scene.

Obviously not in the most common way, but remember that Aidairo literally uses eating to represent sex itself. This is the most explicit example we have in the work (for now).

So let's move on to another topic, the way supernaturals relate to humans is different, of course it's different. Supernaturals like to devour humans and the way they deal with feelings is different but at the same time similar to that of humans.

Hakubo was a supernatural, he was born that way, and he reflected what was part of his nature. He did it the way he liked, he could have destroyed Sumire in any other way, but he chose to eat her, to consume her.

Do you know who is also a supernatural?

Hanako

Even though he was a human and understands better how relationships between humans work and that he can actually fall in love, he is still a supernatural.

Hanako is also hungry, and the whole time he is next to a kannagi girl, and he said that kannagis are delicious for supernaturals.

Hanako feels desire for Yashiro, he is a supernatural, she is a human with that title, with the blood that supernaturals desire. So, Hanako wants to eat Yashiro?

What if in the end Hanako has to "consume" Yashiro in the same way as Hakubo and Sumire? It's a possibility.

He has to stop himself from doing that. Which brings me to another point that people don't really like to think about

Hanako's relationship with Tsukasa.

Have you ever stopped to think? Tsukasa is Hanako's yorishiro, and if Nene doesn't remove Tsukasa's seal, will Hanako have to "eat" Tsukasa too?

Tsukasa seems to be looking forward to it.

What kind of relationship did these two have?

I won't delve into that now, let's get back to Nene and Hanako.

Their relationship is troubled, not only because he is supernatural and she is human, but also because of the way this relationship develops. There is a supernatural side to dealing with "love" and "desire" that we don't know about, but which is dangerous.

Hanako desires Yashiro in human form (sexual) and also in supernatural form (hunger), he wants her in the same way that Hakubo desired Sumire. Hakubo was supplying both, wasn't he?

It could be the same thing with Yashiro, it will depend on Hanako and how much he can control himself, which side of him will speak louder? the human side or the supernatural side?

This is the question he fears so much, he is afraid of his supernatural side, and the proof of this is the desire he has to remain sealed because he can control himself.

Hanako's human side wants to touch every part of Yashiro's body, wants to take her as a wife, wants to give and feel the purest pleasure with her, but the supernatural side actually wants to consume her, wants to devour her.

Which of these sides will be able to win in the end?

It's like I said, everything always begins and ends with a wish.

Hahaha the answer was longer than it should have been, sorry, but I loved finally being able to talk about it. There are a lot of things I think about these topics, but I'm still thinking about whether I'm going to talk about it or not, I need to know if the public is okay with it.

A big hug to Mexico from Brazil \o/

I hope you liked it, thanks for the ask! ♡

[kame11a]

story ideas idk what I'm doing

soooo basically I've had some ideas for some oneshots with our favourite puppet in my mind for a few weeks now. Buuuuuut since I propably won't have the time nor the skill to write them, I will just leave the ideas here.

Feel free to use these ideas if you feel like writing a whole story to them (but tag me because I want to read them >:) )

(also excuse any spelling mistakes, English isn't my first language)

After some time had passed, a few more people seeked refuge within the safe (more or less) walls of Hotel Krat. Among them, some children. The reader, a rather young adult themselfes (maybe freshly graduated from school/college before the franzy happened) spend some time with the children, giving them small teaching sessions based on their basic knowledge which they had gathered from school and their notes they still had in their bag. Pinocchio noticed that and at some point listened to their "class", after all he also has got a lot to learn since he is not a human and fights all day long. (Now imagen a whole grown ass man (puppet) sitting with a bunch of children on the ground infront of the reader who uses a small chalkboard (which they found in the library), listening to them explaining the basics of idk fotosynthesis or something like that).

2. This one is simple, just P with a reader who like to bake. Simple. Whenever the puppet returns from a mission, the hotel is filled with a pleasant scent of chocolate, cinnamon or vanilla, while everyone is already munching on some cookies or small pastries (can you imagen how cute Sophia must look while nibbling on a cookie, trying not to get any crumbs onto the carpet? :')). The reader themselfs also smells like chocolate or whatever all the time since they just spend all day preparing food and other stuff for their friends in the hotel (it is their way of thanking everyone for letting them seek refuge there).

bonus: since P propably isn't able to eat, at least not while he is a puppet, the reader keeps a small notebook containing all the food/desserts Pinocchio would like to try once he is able to (kind of like Al from fmab if yk). Until then he eventually helps the reader in the kitchen, even if most of the time he only watches since he has no idea what to do

3. This one is kinda angst/comfort stuff idk. Also kind of a sensitiv topic so if anybody feels offended by this please tell me and I will delete it!!!

Basically the whole events happening in Krat took a great toll on the readers mental health. Sadly, they were the only one from their family/friendgroup who was able to survive the attack, living now in the hotel with other refugees. Nightmares and guilt haunted them day and night as they constantly had to think about these horrific events, giving themselfs the fault for not being able to safe their loved ones. This kind of behaviour caused them to completly loose themselfs, now only being numb to everything, not finding any reasons to do anything. If they could decide, they would just like to stop existing. Thats when your boy appears. Let's say he is in his mid/latestage of becoming a human (yk like with his hair grown out n stuff). Him and the reader knew eachother for quite some time, since the reader was one of the first people to appear in the hotel, somewhat helping him to achieve his goal in becoming more human (like explaining emotions and other human things to him). Pinocchio also draggs them along when he discovers something new. Wether he did it intentionally or not, he helped the reader to fall in love with being alive again with his behaviour of basically acting like a small child who sees the world for the first time. Dancing in the rain while feeling the small raindrops gently touching their skin, watching small insects in the garden together, listening to the soft tunes of the gramophone in the entrance hall, playing with Spring, you name it.

4. This one is for ma boys Romeo and Carlo, so basically before everything happened (or in an AU where they survived and just lived their normal lifes... idk). So my first idea for them was just some tales from their school life, back at the Monad Charity House. You know, basic teenager/young adult stuff; studying together, training together, doing stupid shit in class together, always eating together at the same table in the dining hall, sneaking out together to hang out in the city, and much more.

I guess this would be a perfect crack oneshot/drabble

5. the second idea is a bit more romantic. Idk how I came up with this (I am delusional), but I thought about the reader attending another boarding school in Krat, which holds a close relationshiop to the Monad Charity House, Carlo and Romeo live in. Therefore, there are several events the two school hold together like a sports festival or something like that. Another one of these events are the grand balls which both schools host. It is their intention to a) establish more contacts and relationships among the studends and b) for them to also learn how to dance, eat and behave in a more formal way at social gatherings. So at one of these balls, the reader meets Romeo and Carlo and gets to know them better. Since I think it would be easier to write for only one of them (correct me if I am wrong), one could add the best friend of the reader who then gets to go with the options the reader did not choose (does that make sense?). For example, the reader and Carlo get rather close, shyly asking each other if they would like to dance or go outside to talk more, while the readers best friend does the same with Romeo (very stereotypical, I know). Maybe the Romeo x best friend combination would tease the hell out of Carlo and the reader since I view Romeo as the kind of person, to drob teasing comments here and there while being the biggest flirt himself and Carlo is one of the people, who on the outside also try to be like Romeo, but in reality are a complete mess when it comes to romance and stuff (yet again, only how I imagen them). (Have I already mentioned that I am delusional?)

so yeah these are my ideas which I will just leave here. As I already said, feel free to take them and do your own thing with them ( but I wanna see the result :)))) ). Also feel free to add your own ideas/inspirations to them

also this is my first real post here so go easy on me haha idk what I am doing here but for now I will be your "Fanfiction/oneshot-idea-dealer"

:)

[teecupangel]

Hello! You know what? I love your blog. And you know what assassin mentors as ymbryns. (I know they're female but anyway...) And they are desmond protectors and friends.

What if Altair pecked(is it right?😐) out one of William's eye after he hurted desmond during training.

What kind of eagles do you think they whould become? And what do you think abstergo whould do after finding out their secret?

And I have another question for you. Idk if you remeber the fic which Altair and Ezio were behaving like animals due to their isu DNA but do they purr? Like Ezio purring when he is cuddling Caterina? Idk. I'm just imagening this.

Maybe in their world, ymbryns can be either gender. Or, they’re special in the sense that the Isus ensured that they would become ymbryns regardless of their gender.

Maybe it would be more accurate to call them anomalies.

They can shift their form into humans or eagles any time they want but they lack the ability to create loops. They can manipulate memories but it seems to be limited in terms of how ‘much’ memory they can change or remove at a given time before they need to rest for a week or so.

They don’t necessarily take care of any peculiars because of their inability to form loops so they usually roam the world.

They first met in South Dakota on March 13.

At first, there were three.

Then four.

Then eight.

Desmond grew up seeing them watch over him and they befriend him, taking their human forms but deaged to match Desmond’s young age.

He grows up thinking of as his only friends.

And it always makes him sad knowing that he cannot shapeshift himself.

Some things changed. Maybe Desmond never ran away from the Farm, as his friends helped him to be an Assassin. Maybe he gets to save Clay because he ignored Bill’s orders. Maybe he doesn’t kill Lucy because she’s taken into custody when he learns of her betrayal.

But Desmond Miles still activates the device on December 21, 2012.

That must happen for the world to survive.

And so Desmond places his hand on the device.

He screams.

And his friends all wish for the same thing.

To save him.

And that’s how they create a loop.

A permaloop that keeps Desmond alive as long as he stays inside the loop.

What kind of eagle would they be:

Altaïr: Lesser Spotted Eagle

Ezio: Bonelli’s Eagle

Ratonhnhaké:ton: White-tailed Eagle

Edward: I kinda want to make him a jackdaw instead of an eagle XD If you really want him to be an eagle, Spotted Eagle.

Arno: Booted Eagle

Evie: Short-toed Eagle

Jacob: I kinda want to make him a rook XD If not, Short-toed Eagle like Evie and you can’t distinguish the two. If you want him to be a different eagle, Golden Eagle

Well, Abstergo would definitely want to capture them and experiment on them, try and figure out how they are able to shapeshift then use that information to create their own shapeshifters and also… find a way to profit from it XD

(I can’t say I remember any fic like that. It’s certainly not one I wrote, sorry. But if they behave like animals due to their Isu DNA then purring is not out of the question. Maybe even some kneading XD)

[starsambrosia]

Oh my gods I just realized there's people like, a lot of people who think Zeus is identical to mythos and not one of the most loving gentle kind and capable gods let alone people I've ever had the joy of serving.

Zeus Tangent

I can't bro he's been so amazing even when I was a total peice of shit even when I cursed his name thinking he was my mortal enemy even when I was stupid enough to challenge him (and get immediately fucking destroyed by the way gods that hurt every time and I was STILL a little bitch)

And I did that SO MUCH.

He was still patient. Kind, steady, he nudged me and corrected me he never hurt me he never was overly angry or violent. His anger was calm and controlled, it was inspiring even when I was being told what I was doing wrong.

Lord Zeus has been more of a father to me than almost anyone, tying with Hades on father figures there.

The fact that there's people out there who see him as nothing but how the popular mythos potrayes him is so fucking awful. Please people realize Zeus was honored and worshiped as a god of the people too, a god of leadership and a god worth looking up to.

He's literally the king of the gods and Hellenic pagans will still fight me on this.

I'm sorry you didn't get the memo that ancient translated mythology of only the most profitable most popular media was preserved in written book format for your personal convenience was oh idk...wrong maybe

Look into the culture not just reading whatever Hesiod and Homer shove down your throat. (They deserve their own rant but for now they're...ehhh fine) just open your eyes a bit more. Look around, gather more actually use your brain pleasseee for the love of the gods also save your judgements for when you actually talk with and work with these gods because of wow imagen a world where time changes even the deathless gods

ITS ALMOST

LIKE THEY ARENT

TWO DIMENSIONAL CHARECTERS

IMAGINE THAT

Also. Here, this is a good place for translated mythos

[moonlight12086]

Ok, I will talk about the last episode of Smg4, there will be spoilers, just warning 🤭

Ok, hablaré sobre el último episodio de Smg4, habrán spoilers , solo aviso 🤭

Ok , en el inicio del vídeo podemos ver qué ya se nos a revelado una de las 5 cartas que hay , en este se nos ve el show de "Mario's mysteries" , osea , talvez , esto se significa que las demas cartas seran otros show por parte de la crew 😦

Ok, at the beginning of the video we can see that one of the 5 cards that there are has already been revealed to us, in this we see the "Mario's mysteries" show, I mean, maybe, this means that the other cards there will be another show by the crew 😦

Wow, I've never seen Smg4 so angry and with a gun, maybe so but I don't remember (keep in mind that I'm going to draw a picture of this scene 🤭)

Wow , nunca había visto a Smg4 tan enojado y con un arma , o talvez no lo recuerdo (tengan en cuenta que haré un dibujo de este escena 🤭)

Ujum , "friend" uh?, What kind of friend controls others for their shows? Well, here we have our culprit, Mr.puzzle, we finally have the name revealed 😼

Ujum, "amigo" ¿eh?, ¿Qué clase de amigo controla a los demás para sus shows? Pues aquí tenemos a nuestro culpable, Mr.puzzle, por fin tenemos el nombre revelado 😼

LO SABÍA , SABIA QUE EL TENIA LA CAPACIDAD DE QUITARSE LA CABEZA

I KNEW IT, I KNEW THAT HE HAD THE ABILITY TO REMOVE HIS HEAD

My poor children 😭😞, By the way, where is Bob?

Mis pobres niños 😞😭, por cierto,¿Dónde está Bob?

Well, now I will talk about the website that appears at the end of the video.

Bueno , ahora hablaré sobre el sitio web que aparece al final del video.

Aquí está para que echen un vistazo del sitio web de aquellos que no pueden 🤭

Here's a look at the website for those who can't 🤭

The website is www.puzzlevision.tv

El sitio web es www.puzzlevision.tv

In the next publication I will make I will show you the new image that they created

En la próxima publicación les mostrare la nueva imagen que montaron

Bye bye

🤫

[starlight-bread-blog]

The Adrigami Breakup Was Hot Garbage.

This is the episode where Adrien and Kagami break up. The reason why they broke up is because Adrien is Cat Noir and will always have to hide things from Kagami, and she's not having it. It's an episode about how the job of a superhero demands sacrifices, about how Adrien lost his girlfriend to his duties.

But this entire thing falls apart due to both Adrien and Kagami acting from out of character to infuriating. Adrien isn't actually shown to face these struggles as Cat Noir. We don't see him "being a responsible superhero" he's just goofing around and getting Ladybug's attention.

Adrien: Finally! Free at last! Plagg, claws out!

And here when Ladybug doesn't show up to their daily patrol:

AdriCat: So, Mr. Banana! Life's peachy, huh? *gets ignored*Peachy? Banana? Get it?.. Forget it.

AdriCat: So! Mr. Ramier! It's been a while since you were akumatized, right? Kinda miss being Mr. Pigeon? You haven't been feeling depressed? Or desperate? Or angry? Annoyed maybe? Not even a little perturbe?

Mr. Ramier: Thank you for asking Cat Noir but I am in the best of spirits, really!

This is the face Adriem makes after he says he's feeling good and isn't gonna get akumatized:

AdriCat (disappointendly): Well I guess I'm out of here then.

Mr. Ramier: Say hello to the lovely Ladybug for me!

AdriCat: Sure thing! If I ever see her.

Literally, this entire first act is establishing that Cat Noir is sad and lonely without Ladybug to the point where he wants people to get akumatized. Like go back and watch the episode this is insane.

Only after that we get to Kagami. And the relationship is.. off. Kagami lies to both their parents to buy her and Adrien time alone in the art room. She asks him to pose for a sketch, he makes a couple model poses, and the bullshit begins.

Kagami: These are all modeling poses. Try something that's more neutral, more you.

Adrien: What about – meow! *Makes a Cat pose* I mean, now? *nervous chuckle*

Kagami: No. You're not at all neutral.

Adrien: Yes I am, I promise. This is me.

Kagami (intensively): No. That's you when you're being silly.

She's downright rejecting his true self and being a control freak. Where did this come from? They used to crack jokes and have genuine fun together (ie Desperada). This is extremely out of character. But it's not over..

Adrien: What if when I'm being silly, I'm really me?

Kagami: *Gets up closer to gently make him pose*

Adrien's expression is.. um-..

Kagami: There. This, is really you.

Adrien: Do you really think..

Kagami: Yes. You're... perfect. *Leans for a kiss*

What does this scene tell us about their relationship? It tells us that it's toxic, that Kagami is controlling, doesn't care for Adrien's boudries and refuses to see who he really is. Which as I mentioned, goes against her characterization in previous episodes.

After whatever that was Adrien keeps getting called to his duity as Cat Noir. This back and forth continues for a while. But as we established, it's not a meaingful sacrifice to leave Kagami because being a superhero is just professional (and not so proffesional) playtime for him. And the episode keeps on reminding you that all throughout. We cut from Kagami being alone at a party they were supposed to go to together, to this:

AdriCat: Ma'lady, it's been a while since I had this much fun.

Ladybug: *Laughs* If battling a super villian with 3 eyes and a giant monster budy is your idea of fun, I can't imagen what your other days are like.

And in the same conversation:

AdriCat: You can count on me, and my jokes, Bugaboo!

Ladybug: Well, you don't have to over-do it.

AdriCat: The truth is, I only ever have this much fun when I'm with you.

And then he comes back straight to Kagami like nothing's wrong. She confronts him about his lies to her and gets akumatized.

Even when he fights Akumatized Kagami to save her, they still make a point at showing you he's having fun.

AdriCat: I can't wait to see what you're gonna do with a drone.

And his reaction after Ladybug confronts him about sacrificing himself:

Ladybug: Seriously you've got to stop doing this to me!

AdriCat: Yeah, but I can't resist this angry little pout of yours when you bring me back.

Excuse me?

And then, I am not kidding, while still being with Kagami, this happens:

Adrien: *Stares into the sky* Oh, Ladybug...

Plagg: Aww how romantic! I get it, even if I do love every cheese on the plate, I always come back for my favorite.

After fencing class they have the conversation. The break up is caused by Kagami not being not being able to trust Adrien. And this is how thw show, including Adrien himself, frames it too.

AdriCat: You know the difference between us and the rest of the world, ma'lady? We can't be completely honest with each other. We keep secrets, and sometimes we have to lie.

Okay, let's sum everything up:

He emotionally cheats on Kagami and is willing to admit it out loud with no shame.

He loves that subject of infatuation so much to the point where he's openly sad about monsters not attacking Paris.

Shows no remorse to leaving his girlfriend every time they are together, and very explicitly enjoys his time with another girl he's in love with.

At the end of the episode him and the writers push all the bs under the rug and claim Adrien is just following his duties.

....Wow. I remembered Lies being a terrible episode for Adrien but it wasn't until I watched it again that I've realized how much Adrien sucks. I am trurly baffled. Top tier character assassination.

And let's not forget Kagami. What the hell was that? Why did she act like that? Why all the sudden she's toxic and controlling?

Well, all of this nonsense is done to serve a very obvious not-so-hidden hidden agenda: Ladynoir good, Adrigami bad. The writers pretended to tell a genuine story about the duties of being a superhero but couldn't help but sneak in this horseshit. They essentially wanted you to subconciously pick up on what this episode is really trying to say: Kagami doesn't know Adrien's true self, she forces him into the "perfect role" and is incompatible to him. While Ladybug knows his true self. Therefore, Adrien can only be happy with Ladybug.

Kagami isn't controlling and incompatible to him. But that didn't matter to the writers, they have a message to put out. They had retcon her characterization to create a contrast that didn't really exist.

And this applies to Adrien too. He needed to be happy to leave his girlfriend to push the... "message". He needed to emotionally cheat on her like he did to push the message. He sacrificed himself so it would show his so-called love for Ladybug. He wanted people to get akumatized so he could be his true self with his beloved Ladybug. But all of these things don't make him to be compatible with her and destined to be with her, they make him an a$$hole.

And I'm not gonna buy into this message they snuck in there with retcons and infuriating behaviors.

[pinkvaquita]

Ok so i kinda already said this in a reblog of my own post. But I think people can see it if I do that so I just delete it and copy it here I guess

Ok fuck it, i'm doing this shit

So... OH MY FUCKING GOD AND HEAVEN AND WHOEVER THE FUCK IS UP THERE.

Like just imagen this for a second. Golden Cheese is having contact with actual alive people after who knows how long. And yeah, she probably is not reciving them well right now (at least ffom what we have seen in the update, everything that happens next is still unsure) and probably she is gonna be to attatched to her fake reality for some time before going with Pure Vanilla.

But she is probably gonna have some extra time in her path back to Pure Vanilla and the others Ancients to process and mentally prepare herself a little (obviously not totally) for this. Black Raisin and Adventurer said that it took them days to get to the Golden Cheese kingdom ruins. So is also gonna take them days to return.

Wich means she is gonna have plenty of time to hang around the crew. And defenetly I am gonna also make a post about Olive and Adventurer making her thousands of question about the past and Black Raisin and their whole dynamic of one being extremely poor and the other extremely rich. (That also is INCREDIBLY interesting) But let's center in my fucking favorite theme.

THE CHILDREN

Like. You are giving her two kids who just kicked her ass and pull the strings of her heart. She is gonna be impressed, REALLY impressed. And probably is gonna try to also be impressive to them. Flying around, doing cool stuff and telling them her best stories. With maybe a little bit (TOO much) of exaggeration.

But also, her motherly birdbrain instintcs and logic is gonna make her question why THE FUCK Pure Vanilla send two children to this job. To go negotiate with an inmortal being and face who knows how many dangers.

She maybe is gonna ask about them to the other adults in the place, trying to find answers about this. And flip her shit when she hears that this is not the first time this happens.

Golden Cheese: ... You are fucking telling me that this two were also in a dragon fight, a fight against Dark Enchantresss herself, a civil war in the Dark Cacao kingdom and the rescue of Pure Vanilla himself!

Black Raisin: Yeah, there were also Strawberry and Custar-

Golden Cheese: THERE ARE MORE KIDS INVOLVED!?????

So now. We have a woman trying to be the cool aunt for Wizard and Gingerbrave and all the other involved in her search, but also wanting to be protective with them because of how much shit this two have seen. And those thoughts cause her a inner fight that I wished so much I could see.

[anotherfandomtrash]

Hello there! I'm here with some tsp reference sheet because I wanted to make one for a while. Besides that I also wanted to share some of things about the designs and maybe some headcanons, if you're interested:

Stanley is just very tired and probably dead inside

Mariella is short

The Narrator and Curator are not humans but they have the power to appear as ones. Their human looks depend from how the person who they're accompanying is imagining them (kinda like squip)

So Stanley here imagen the Narrator as kinda old white annoying British man, nothing new here

But his irises can change into different things depending on his mood

The Curator doesn't follow anyone so, technically, she would not have a human look, but I just said "fuck it! Experiment time!". She might not fit with the rest of the cast, but I still like how she turned out

432 is just disintegrated out of this universe. So then the Curator still can appear as human, 432 is just not exist as a human anymore and not because I'm lazy

The bucket is perfect

And here are my beloved unhuman designs! These would be implied then the game is breaking itself and shows how the things are truly look like, including characters:

Stanley in this state is not Stanley but the player themself

Mariella doesn't know that she is in a game, so to represent what she only have half of her face open, the rest of her is like a puppet who doesn't understand what it's being controlled by someone

The Curator's look is inspired by the general vibe I have from the museum ending. She is in control of things so she have this straight geometric look to indicate that. She can change her shape, but prefers to stay in this one shape

The Narrator can also change shapes and does it more frequently than the Curator and mostly because of his emotions, but in a normal state he has this humanoid shape.

His glasses can change into different things, too, depending on his mood

The Adventure Line™ is working as the tie for the Narrator but it™ is still sentient and can do whatever it™ wants

432 still has their human parts but their head is nowhere to be found since they lost it. Instead they communicate with us through text which they learned how to control

And I couldn't not made their slider into a tie

Also I gave them pencils because me sorry for them

The bucket is...wait. Is it really a bucket- So here it is! Hope you like it and that I didn't make any major grammar mistakes. Have a good day!

[yanderehsr]

I so exited to see your post about Oc x Character. I love your writing so much and in fact I can request you to write about my Oc. Congratulation to you for get 1k followers. So, this my oc and request for 1k followers event :

Name : Cyrus

Age : 300+ (He is immortant)

Look : Have a gray-colored eyes and brown habits. He always uses white jacket and black t-shirts. He wears white shoes and also wearing a black mask.

Personality : A silent and polite man, has a little soft spot toward the children. He likes to write a story in his book during his free time.

Backstory : Cyrus was once a traveler who travel alone. He used to has a lover but alright died because get killed by Antimatter Legion. He continue travel around galaxy until he meet Himeko and join Astral Express. He not show it but he feel guilt he won't able to save his lover at that time until now.

(May I request he with Welt? I love he very much and ship my oc with him.)

Sure, thanks for the request and I hope you'll enjoy😄

Trigger Warning: Yandere, Obsessive behaviour, Kidnapping

Welt thinks about it alot, what kinda lover did Cyrus used to have, it is some kinda itching in his mind, kinda like jealousy but more... dark, he doesn't like admitting that he feels that way towards someone dead but he can't help it.

Welt enjoys listening to him talk about his adventures, imagening it was him instead of Cyrus lover that stood by his side, he also secretly reads the book he is writing, he's just curious.

Welt will always stand by Cyrus side, protecting him from all danger, doesn't matter if Cyrus is immortal, he will still be protected. Maybe one day, when both are tired of traveling, maybe then Welt can confess and spend the rest of his life by Cyrus side, if he gets rejected, well he can always turn to plan B.

Knocking Cyrus out and kidnapping him

"Oh, you're awake Cyrus, how do you feel, any headaches... I'm sorry but I cannot release you, your safety is my number one priority, and I'll keep you safe, you can count on that"

[onepiecegirlypop]

LESSON: LUFFY IS EXTREMLY JEALOUS (part 3)

I had some weird ass dreams when I was in "a coma" Or at least thats what Chopper said. I woke up with Luffy right next to me, sitting with his legs crossed, staring directly at me. His eyes widened when he saw me open my eyes. "SHE'S AWAKE!" Luffy got up, acting like an insane person, waving his hands in the air. "SHE IS AWAKE SHE IS AWAKE!" Everyone rushed is, Chopper already in the room. I noticed how much my back hurt. I felt like I had been laying in bed for 5000 years. I arch my back in pain. "You've been asleep for a week!" Luffy said, Hugging me. Chopper helps me sit up. every knuckle and bone in my body cracks. I've never felt anything better than this. I hold Luffy's hand and try to stand up. My knees almost buckle but you sit up. "Thanks Luffy" I smile at him and he smiles back. Chopper smiles and changes my bandages. "Your healing well" He says. "except..." Chopper points to your face nervously. I feel my heart beat faster Oh no oh no! what happened! Luffy looks down, a tear goes down his face. "I'm sorry" He says. I swear I flinched when I heard him say that, like I got stabbed. It's hard to imagen his childish brainless ass being sad. so obviously I got kicked in the face when he said that. "Luffy..." I run my hands across his face. He starts crying again. "No no no Luffy it wasn't your fault. I'm fine" I kiss him on the forehead, trying to calm him down. "Y/N just look at your face!" Luffy cries, "It was all my fault" Chopper grimaces. "Maybe she isn't ready to look at her face-" "JUST SHOW HER ALREADY!" Luffy stomps his foot. My heart beats even faster. Luffy is never this upset. What could possibly be so wrong with my face? I take a deep breath, trying to hide my nervousness from Luffy. Chopper sighed and got a hand held mirror. Luffy holds my hand and Chopper gives me a mirror. I got a glimpse of my face and did y best fake smile. "Whats wrong? Now I look cool!" I yelled, trying to cheer Luffy up. Luffy brightens up a tiny bit. I put my hand on his face. "I'm fine" I whisper in his ear. But honestly, on the inside. I thought I looked like a mentally insane weirdo who just escaped the mental hospital, I looked like sally face. I had a massive scar, complete with a black blue and purple bruise. And a scar across my eye. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT LOOKS LIKE? Its straight out of a prison movie! I looked even more insane when Chopper put bandages over my face, with purple still showing! Still, Luffy was upset and I haven't even seen my back yet... If i see my back, I don't want Luffy to be here. He would be upset. very upset. He already was that he punched me. especially that I almost drowned, and have a bunch of cuts everywhere, from flying through 2 walls and metal rails. Okay I should probably stop complaining. But it really hurts when Luffy gets upset over it. Every time he sees the wall I smashed through, he will break down. every single time. At least I can boast about being the only person alive to survive one of Luffy's punches, to the head. But still. Luffy is still upset even to this day, there is nothing I can do to make him feel better. So I just keep telling him I look so cool and stuff and then maybe he'll cheer up. Hopefully I can get that hole patched so it won't remind him. But for once, I actually get some peace (with a touch of pain) but Luffy has been quiet lately, its kind of creepy, he just sits there and stares when I read. I'm going to have Nami take him out so he'll get some fresh air. Cause all he does, is stare. stare.