modern wolfstar but sirius is a scam tarot reader at small town fairs (he got the cards from a thrift store for a few pounds, watched one video on how to read them and he decided it's his best shot at making some money to survive). cue the fair where he's working ends up in a small town from wales where, lo and behold, he keeps pulling the moon and the death card for everyone. a small child that can't be older than 5? they get the death card. an old lady who wanted to know how her tomatoes will do this summer? death.
now, sirius does know that the death card means new beginnings and it's not as bad as it seems but everyone just starts calling him names and his clientele lessens by the day because everyone finds out about his cards and how he's the bringer of death (literally no one died since he got there so he finds the new nickname a bit overkill).
he's too worried about his scamming abilities though. he just can't shake the weird feeling he gets when he pulls moon out again, even after he takes the damn card out of his pack because he's sick of seeing it (he leaves the death card in because he does find it funny)
but then, on the night before the full moon, when he's just getting ready to pack his cards and cheap props and call it a day, a farmer comes to get a reading. he's still in his overalls because he came straight from the farm here to check out the card reader who the villagers keep saying is predicting deaths on the full moon to see what the fuss is about.
sirius is smitten as soon as the farmer opens his mouth, but imagine his surprise when he hears that he's been slowly making people fear him again, after he just convinced them that he's a kind guy. and imagine his bigger surprise when the cute farmer with hay stuck in his hair and mud on his overalls tells him he's a werewolf.
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ThunderClan Age List (Ch. 160) For Fun
idk it just tingles my little funky monkey brain
ThunderClan (oldest to youngest)
Smallear - ~96 moons
Halftail - ~82 moons*
Dappletail, Speckletail, One-eye - ~78 moons
Goldenflower - ~62 moons
Whitestorm - ~53 moons
Frostfur - 48 moons
Spottedleaf, Willowpelt - 47 moons
Runningwind, Mousefur - 39 moons
Darkstripe - 36 moons
Firestar, Creekflower - 35 moons
Sandstorm - 33 moons
Longtail, Cherryfur - 31 moons
Dustpelt - ~26 moons
Graystripe, Feathercloud - ~24 moons
Missingheart - ~19 moons
Cinderpelt, Brackenfur, Thornclaw, Brightheart - ~16 moons
Cliffwhisker - ~13 moons
Cloudtail, Ashpaw, Fernpaw, Tulippaw, Elderpaw - ~12 moons
Mistlepaw, Snowpaw - ~9 moons
Bramblepaw - ~8 moons
Sorrelkit, Rainkit, Sootkit - ~4 moons
Redkit, Sweetkit, Spotkit - >1 moon
*Halftail (Sparrowpelt) is the only one without any possible birth speculation. He could, theoretically, be older than Smallear or younger than the she-cat elders.
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