#mcu fam

[crazyyfilmyfreak]

Damn it's been a very long time since the last time i have seen anything related to MCU but now when i see a new show called Agatha All Along it looks like they've progressed and grown quite a bit a lot... now they're making HARDCORE LESBIAN PORN THESE DAYS 🤯 Very Progressive stuff ngl 👀

Good for Marvel Fans IG 👏🏻 👏🏻

[ninazadzia]

I had my orders, plain and simple. And I knew better than to blow them over James Buchanan Barnes.

“I thought you said we weren’t going to do that.”

Bucklena angst, set when they're both part of the Thunderbolts. Tagged for rape/non-con/underage out of an abundance of caution. Reader discretion is advised.

[chronic-hyperfixator]

[fictionproblem]

PREORDER WINDOW CLOSED <3

preorders open once again for fnaf movie & 3 star fam charms as well as lokius standees :)

window closing on December 9th 2024 !!

all on my etsy shop !!

SHARES APPRECIATED <3

[sketchy-panda]

fridge magnets

[fbfh]

Okay having a BAD start to my day so here’s some stuff that Tony does because he’s an overprotective loving son of a bitch! 

First of all. I hate to say it. Babe, you are going to be chipped. You’re gonna end up with a little microchip in the back of your neck or behind your ear. There are articles online like why you actually CAN’T microchip your child: a guide for helicopter moms and Tony sees those and laughs. He also will put trackers inside your shoes (he does the same with Pepper) so next time one of you god forbid gets kidnapped or yoinked by aliens it’ll be just a tad easier to find you! Also one time you lost one of your favorite shoes to a sewer grate in NoHo and cried about it for a week. Tony started chipping your shoes after that and you haven’t broken down in the middle of NoHo since so you really have him to thank for that. Also OBVIOUSLY he makes sure the trackers are completely dormant and inaccessible to anyone and everyone unless it’s ACTUALLY an emergency and he needs to find you or he’s genuinely worried about your safety. Otherwise it’s just a little bit of plastic and silicone that you don’t even know is there. 

Also I’ve mentioned this before but he absolutely will hook up Jarvis to monitor your vitals (you do the same to him. So does Harley. Peter is the last one to find out about this. Anxious attachment squad.) so you can keep an eye on each other. But it’s kind of funny because both you and Tony think it’s individually your idea and don’t mention it to each other for obvious reasons, but when Pepper is waiting with you for Tony to get back from some very minor battle or threat or avengers business, watching you pace around the conference room in Stark Tower unable to relax until your dad is back, she can’t help but think how you look exactly like him right now. Like your body language, your gestures, your expression… it really is in your blood. So when you bring up a holoscreen and ask Jarvis to show you your dad’s vitals, tracking information, suit status etc., Pepper just laughs. She has seen Tony do the EXACT same thing to you countless times, and she knows he’s going to be fine. She just shakes her head. 

Also if you like jewelry you better believe you and Tony have a running deal where every time he has to leave and can’t bring you with him, or almost dies, or gets injured, or has to deal with some other world saving bullshit that he can’t bring you along with for objective safety, he gets you a new charm for your charm bracelet. This happens… more often than either of you would like, and you currently have at least 2 or 3 charm bracelets sterling silver or platinum or 24k gold (or if you’re like me unplated white gold) depending on what metal you prefer. All of them are stuffed to the fucking gills. They’re so heavy you had to stop wearing them all at the same time cause you were getting wrist strain. It’s a little hilarious in a way. But that gives both of you something to hold onto. It’s such a small, grounded tradition that there are times where Tony has thought okay, wrapping this up. I promised my kid a new charm after this. Sometimes you’ll go through and touch all the different charms on your bracelet while you wait anxiously for whatever it is to wrap up, reminding yourself that he’s going to be back soon and he’ll probably take you right down to Tiffany’s or Cartier immediately after getting cleared by the medic. Then cheeseburgers. It’s a nice little tradition for both of you to wind down a little. 

Or alternatively if you’re more masc/don’t wear as much jewelry, Tony goes the dogtags route. It starts off with him giving you the dogtags Rhodey gave him after the whole kidnapped in a cave incident when you were a kid. They were more of joke dogtags since they’d been going back and forth about this trip to demonstrate Jericho making him an honorary veteran. Low thread count sheets, lack of air conditioning, all these jokes about Tony having to rough it on a military base for a trip. Rhodey had them made but after what happened it… didn’t feel funny anymore. So Tony gives them to you to hold onto, either as a necklace that he adds onto or as the first charm on your bracelet. If you’re a bracelet person he also had the original chain made into the chain of your bracelet, and kept the extra to make you more in the future. 

Regardless, being a Stark means you’re a trend setter even if you don’t want to be. Even if you’re reclusive as a cryptid there’s still so many social media accounts and tags dedicated to the “nepo baby stark aesthetic”. Of course, that means that chunky charm bracelets and/or maximalist dogtag necklaces become a HUGE trend. A staple, even. And whenever you see videos on tiktok that are like “how to get the nepo baby stark look with your charm bracelet/necklace, buy this set of quirky eclectic charms from tiktok shop!” it just makes you laugh. You probably keep the meaning of it private for obvious reasons, but it’s kind of refreshing to feel a vague sense of solidarity with so many people while still knowing that theirs isn’t because their dad keeps almost dying and stopping the world from being suplexed by any combination of the big three, as Sam calls them. Aliens, androids, wizards. Maybe you make a parody on your tiktok like “how to get the nepo baby stark look from the actual stark nepo baby: step one, have a dad that’s constantly in mortal danger for the safety of humanity at large, then guilt trip him into buying you a charm every time you or him or both of you almost die! You’ll fill it up real fast that way lol” and then you don’t post for three months. Truly an icon. 

[sugarskies]

sunrises

summary: john wakes up early. bob couldn't sleep. word count: 1,266

John was always the first one up.

He’d established his habit of early rising during his time in the military. In many ways, going for a run before the sun came up felt more like a necessity than just a routine.

Most days, he got out of bed, went for a run, showered, made himself breakfast, and enjoyed the sunrise before anyone else even woke up.

So, the alarm bells went off in his head when he got home from his run and found Bob seated in the common area. His hair was tied back but heavily tangled like he’d tossed and turned all night. He rocked back and forth just enough to notice, staring at a tablet on the carpet in front of his crossed legs.

He opened his mouth to ask Bob what he was doing but stopped himself short. John’s curiosity did not matter. Between Bob’s disheveled appearance and intense fidgeting, his mental state was very clear, and that meant John had one job:

Redirect.

“Hey, Bob.” Bob didn’t look up, his gaze fixed on the tablet in front of him as he twisted and pulled at his fingers. John repeated himself louder and Bob snapped his head up. “Come here for a minute.”

Bob jumped to his feet and walked over to John, barefoot and still wearing his sleep pants and one of his oldest sweatshirts. John nodded for Bob to follow him as he tossed his towel around his neck. They only made it halfway to the kitchen before Bob stopped.

“Can I ask you something weird?”

John nodded once. “Go for it.”

“Can I touch you?”

“Touch me where?”

“Anywhere. I just— I want to— I— I can’t tell if—”

His words came out fast but disjointed, like he was feeling something he couldn’t articulate. John reached out, squeezed Bob’s shoulder. Bob lifted his arm just enough to grab John’s elbow and dig his fingers into his skin without regard for John’s post-run sheen. “Better?”

“Yeah,” said Bob, his tone uneven. “Thanks.”

They disconnected and finished the short trek to the kitchen. There, John grabbed two glasses from the cabinet while Bob paced on the opposite side of the island. The signs had been there for a few days. He seemed restless, complained of a headache. It was inevitable that it would escalate.

John filled both glasses with water and set them on the counter, then turned his attention to the fridge. It was his plan to eat yogurt for breakfast, and it would be good for Bob too. It took a few scattered days of Bob accidentally starving himself for the team to figure out what was best to offer him. The simpler, the better.

“Come on, let’s go watch the sunrise.”

John didn’t wait for an answer from Bob; he knew that he would follow. John carried both glasses and yogurts by himself. He’d also learned enough to know that Bob would stress over the simple task of carrying his glass—his hands shook enough that he’d worry about dropping it, but he couldn’t admit that without feeling like he was back in the psychiatric ward, being babied and banned from touching glass at all. John just taking them made it easier for them both.

On the balcony, there were a few lounge chairs and small outdoor tables they’d added since moving in. John sat down in one of them and gestured for Bob to sit in the one beside him. The table between them was the perfect size to hold their breakfast.

“It’s cold out here,” said Bob, and John almost pointed out that Bob runs warm and then realized Bob was not talking about himself. “You’re just wearing a t-shirt. And you’re sweaty. Aren’t you cold? The wind is like—”

“It’s fine,” John told him. “It feels nice after working out.”

The emerging sunlight gave him as much warmth as he needed, inside and out. His love for sunrises developed while he was in the army. It was a love he passed on to Olivia; a love he intended to but may never share with his son.

“Right, I guess that makes sense. I wasn’t thinking about—”

A strong gust of wind blew the balcony door shut and Bob whipped around. John set a hand on Bob’s forearm when his eyes flashed, his chest rising and falling heavily as he stared at the now-shut door. John assumed he hadn’t slept and now, based on the level of anxiety Bob displayed, he was sure of it.

John gently tugged Bob’s attention away from the door, away from whatever he was seeing or hearing. Once Bob faced forward again, he pulled his feet into the chair and set his hands in his lap. He tugged at loose strings on the hem of his ancient sweatshirt.

“Did you sleep at all, Bobby?” asked John, unable to stop himself. Bob nodded. “For how long?”

“I don’t know,” Bob answered, and maybe it was just because his gaze wouldn’t settle in one place, but it sounded like a lie. “An hour, maybe. I’m not tired.”

“What are you feeling?”

Asking Bob what he was feeling rather than how he was feeling was yet another lesson that eventually became habit. For some reason, the slight change in phrasing made a big difference in how he interpreted it.

“My head hurts,” said Bob. He set his left fingers on his temple, finally focusing on what his body needed. “It feels like it’s on fire.”

“Eat some yogurt, drink some water.” John leaned back in his chair, turned his attention to the sun as it climbed the horizon. Showing his concern would only make things worse. “You’ll never have a better breakfast view than this.”

Partially because he was hungry after his run and partially because he knew it would encourage Bob, John popped open his yogurt and started to eat as he watched the sunrise. Bob followed suit shortly after, his own hand trembling as he lifted his spoon.

John didn’t know what the rest of the day would bring. From what he could tell, Bob was still somewhat on the edge of mania. It was not only possible but likely that before the sun set, his delusions would get the better of him and he’d end up insulting John for the very same actions that brought him comfort in that moment.

“The sunrise is really nice this time of year, isn’t it?” John mused.

Bob nodded, the wind in his tangled hair, his spoon still in his hand, a tiny yogurt mustache on his top lip. John made himself memorize Bob in that moment.

He would get worse before he got better. That was how it worked. But John wouldn’t hold that against him. He would remember the Bob who sat with him and watched the sunrise, who complained about the berries in his yogurt, who rambled on about whatever rabbit hole had fascinated him on his tablet.

He would make sure that Bob had a safe home to wake up in when the euphoria passed and he felt unworthy of the team’s kindness.

“Do you do this every morning?” asked Bob.

“Weather permitting,” said John. “I like to watch the sunrise. It’s one of the few guarantees in the world. It always rises and it always sets.”

The logic must have struck something in Bob. The next several mornings, he was already outside when John got back. It was bittersweet when he regained his ability to sleep, leaving John with his usual company of a glass of water and a spoon.

[midwestharpy]

sometimes i forget that mcu steve rogers only got to see combat because he heard his boyfriend was MIA and he felt the need to disobey orders and cross enemy lines SOLO to go get his ass

[kyuyua]

I still love the fact that the entire Ironstrange community decided that Stephen fell in love with Tony after viewing 14000605 possible timelines bc he watched him die for everyone on Titan, watched him sacrifice himself for people he just met and essentially for the entire universe, watched him fall over and over and over again just to stand up and keep fighting because he had to. He’s seen every decision Tony could ever make, has seen every sacrifice-play he’s made, every victory and defeat, and decided ‘this one.’

Like, Stephen’s seen this man at his worst and at his best, probably knows him better than anyone else ever could, and he fell so in love with him. I will go down with this ship.

[burr-ell]

love that matt saw people woobifying the vanguard and went "the people who started the campaign on murder? lol anyway their besties suck ass too"

[captainpikeachu]

folks be fussing over that "you were cap for 2 seconds" BS and be like DRAG HIM QUEEN and whatnot like it's some petty high school beef, meanwhile missing that John smiles at Yelena later on in the trailer when she looks to her team for support

yall wanna stay in the petty high school drama BS, yall can, but i'll be here where Yelena and John are a team and they have each other's backs and acknowledge each other's flaws/failings and accepts them anyways bc that's what a real team/family does

none of them are perfect, none of them have clean hands, but they got each other and that's what matters, they don't need to be some paragon of pure goodness to still do the right thing

[crazyyfilmyfreak]

Soooo as always here's my opinion on First episode of Loki's Season 2 :)

Here are the things that i really liked and feel like highlight of this episode imo

FIRST THINGS FIRST IT WAS REALLY NICE TO SEE Ke Huy Quan as OB aka Ouroboros... nice addition to the marvel family

secondly WHY IS MY GUY MOBIUS SO OBSESSED WITH HIS SKIN LMFAOO😭😭 HE WAS EVEN READY TO DIE BUT LOOSING HIS SKIN WAS MUCH MORE IMPORTANT TO HIM

LIKE EVERYONE IN THE ROOM WERE LOOSING THEIR MINDS ABOUT TVA AND FUTURE AND ANALYSING THE SITUATION AND HERE IN THE BACK MY DUDE MOBIUS IS WRITING " SKIN " ON A DUSTED TAB AND WONDERING HE WOULD MAKE IT OUT OR NOT😭😂 made me chuckle

But in the End Mobius not only pulled himself off to do the task even tho he knew he could fucking die and risked it all because of his Long distance low commitment causal Boyfriend LOKI 😭💀

HE LITERALLY RISKED IT ALL FOR LOKI I WANT Y'ALL TO UNDERSTAND THIS HE WAS READY TO DIE FOR LOKI.... DO YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND ??? HE LIKES AND LOVES LOKI THAT MUCH

MY DELULU MOBIUS - LOKI SHIP IS STILL GOING STRONG BITCHES😤✊

And in the meanwhile THIS MF LOKI SAW SYLVIE FOR A SECOND AND WAS MESMERIZED IDK WHAT HE SEES IN HER BUT MY GUY IS DOWN BAD FOR HER LIKE LOOK AT HIS PUPPY EYES😭😭

And somehow loki and mobius not only pulled the task but loki infact helped mobius to get into the chamber safely....Mobius literally almost DIED TO SAVE LOKI and what was the first thing loki said " WE NEED TO FIND SYLVIE " 😭😭😭😭😭 LIKE NOT EVEN A THANK YOU TO MOBIUS LMFAOOOO ???

Ngl i am really loving this triangle love story bw them since Season1

And in the end credits i really cried a bit for Sylvie ik you all hate her but listen to me behind the " Bad girl, boss bitch " behaviour she's is just a broken little kid who's never grown up, all she ever needed was love,affection and somebody to trust on and wanted to live a normal life but she never got that and everytime she trusted and loved someone they either broke her heart and left her alone and that's the reason she became who she is its hard for her to trust anyone bcoz she doesn't want to get hurt again coz she feels she had enough and finally when she looks at this people having normal lives and talking their friends and loved ones she finally has a little bit of hope in her eyes and has happy tears and smiles a bit THIS IS WHAT SHE ALWAYS WANTED 😭❤ And i am sure this is the direction marvel markers will go thru for Sylvie's character this season and i am excited for the coming episodes

Also Lastly WHERE IS THIS BITCH MISS MINUTES ??? where is she Fucking around and whose D... is she sucking ? everything is game for this annoying cunt coz The entire Tva is collapsed and she seems to be no found no where😤😤

Anygayssss EPISODE 1 WAS REALLY FUN TO WATCH... I KNOW most of you are done with marvel or cbms stuff and even i felt i was done with this shit and i didn't even post during the secret invasion time 😭💀 but HERE I AM NOW LOKI S2 STARTED OFF GRANDLY Hope they will end it in a much grander way

[dorian-they-ao3]

- Peter when Tony asks what that loud bang in the lab was

[musclesandhammering]

A little headcanon I have about the TVA fam in a domestic setting post-multiversal-disaster is how Timely is from the 1800s so he’s a little behind on the whole gender identity thing. He mentions something about women & Loki responds that ‘oh actually I’m a woman’ and Victor is just.. aghast and appalled at himself for not realising.

Of course, he takes it to mean that Loki is only a woman all the time, and not a man, so he tries to make up for his mistake by constantly referring to her as “Miss Loki-“ and politely calling her “ma’am”. Maybe he starts pulling her chair out or offering her his coat out of ‘respect and decency’ lol.

Loki knows at some point they’re gonna have to explain genderfluidity to Victor, but the exaggerated consideration is very sweet & honestly he’s loving someone using female pronouns for them for once, so he doesn’t say anything.

[sylthrein]

female awesome meme; [3/5] warrior characters: natasha romanoff (marvel)

i'm always picking up after you boys.

[papa-nick-shieldfam]

Clint: *falls into Maria’s office because he was in the vents again 😮‍💨 and traumatized bird scream screech*

Maria and Natasha:*Maria jumps apart from Natasha* Barton/birdbrain!

Natasha: seriously vents again

Clint: still traumatized screeching bird noises

Maria and Natasha: rolls eyes and pushes Clint out then go back to deep kissing

Nick: hello motherf*ckers *in a dark corner of Maria’s office appearing from no where *

Maria: *screeches for a second* Nick! Sir! Director why! Must you do that!

Natasha:*unphased and just annoyed at keep being interrupted from kissing Maria * yea what

Nick: what did I say

Maria: lessen the pda….

Natasha: we’re in Maria’s office, Nick

Nick: *long tired dad sigh * fine just close the door and LOCK IT