DPxDC idea
This started as just an idea but I couldn’t stop writing
Hear me out, the same basic gotham/batfam just replace Catwoman with the Catwoman from Batman Returns(the Tim Burton version) because she is semi ghostly/liminal with her whole nine lives thing. I personally think this version of Catwoman should be included more in DPxDC.
Like the tropes of Danny running away to Gotham, running into [insert dc character], living on the streets(optional), and ClockWork telling him that something needs to be returned to the dead(optional) would work perfectly. Idk if the last one is actually a trope but it’s in a lot of fics.
Basically Catwoman has a little unmarked grave where she got pushed out the window with a small cat statuette, someone steals. ClockWork wanting to make sure his son figure the prince of the dead is safe and maybe an excuse to see how he would do with a common royal task. Catwoman gets word it’s stole and goes to steal back.
It’s kinda like that one Spider-man meme where they’re pointing at each other.
putting the read more cause this got longer than intended
Like obviously Danny can sense/knows of the death around the batfam(and gotham in general) and how none/only one of them talk about it. So he just leaves it, that’s the family’s own issue, maybe he’ll get back into the hero thing later but he needs to focus on staying off the GIW’s radar.
As he’s still settling in, ClockWork sends him on a small errand. Just steal back something(a little cat statuette) that was taken from an unmarked grave, should be easy and simple but his ghost sense as he finally finds what CW sent him for.
At first he thinks it’s one of the batfam but remembers that the only one who actually makes his ghost sense go off is Red Hood but Danny is far from Crime Alley. That’s when something, someone moves out of the shadows. It’s Catwoman and to him, she reeks of death. He stands there for a second, Catwoman was going for the same thing he was stealing. Was she just going for it just because it was a cat or was it connected more?
On Catwoman’s side, she’s had to do a double when she realized that this was a teenager, a child. She hadn’t accounted for someone else wanting to steal the statuette but then again it’s hers. The statuette was left in the alley where she had lost her first life. She had gotten word that it was taken. Why would someone else want it?
She didn’t let her guard down, even though it was just a teen, there was something off about him. Mainly the way his eyes reflected like a cat’s when light hit them and how he seemed to notice her before she showed herself. She was about to speak when the kid opened his mouth.
“I’m gonna assume this is yours?”
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Them.
I drew my bozos and there’s nothing you can do about it. Now get ready for a long post as I talk about my headcannons for them. Feel free to ask me anything about them, I love rambling:
Agent 3: Has a major RBF, but she’s nice I promise you. She’s been enjoying her role as captain but was overwhelmed at first.
Weapon preferences: shooters, chargers
Fave Special: Splashdown
Agent 4: Just vibing honestly, she’s gotten pretty good at hacking/research over the years.
Weapon preferences: daulies, brushes
Fave Special: Boyah Bomb
Agent 8: Curses in octarian at least 5 times a day. Remarkably relaxed despite all the bs shes been through.
Weapon preferences: shooters
Fave Special: Triple Inkstrike
Neo 3: A chaotic child, will occasionally eat stuff off the floor.
Weapon preferences: tri-stringer, blasters if shes feeling spicy
Fave Special: Super Chump
Some Honorable Mentions:
3 has a major sweet tooth and she won’t apologize for it. (shes awful with spicy food tho gchfxgfz)
Neo really likes bread.
8 will eat the most criminally offensive spicy food without a reaction.
3 likes to sleep in her squidform, it’s kinda weird to others. It’s honestly more worrying if she doesn’t shift forms. (hc that people usually only do that when theyre really sick…..and then theres 3)
4 listens to her music too loud.
3 and 4 bicker all the time, but it rarely gets to a point where they’re actually upset. They especially fight about how to lead on missions (this is moot bc 3 is the captain lol) because 3 prefers the “slow and steady” approach and 4 prefers to play “fast and loose”, if that makes sense. (8s just here for the ride)
The squid sisters like to say that 3 and 4 are twins and they both hate it.
3 is a runaway, Neo is an orphan. Different circumstances, same outcome. They relate to each other a lot and I think thats awesome (and sad).
Neo (and 8) will occasionally say some out of pocket shit without realizing just how messed up it really is: “what? you’ve never had to eat out of the trash before?”
3 is very emotionally numb and has a hard time expressing any care towards others, so she ends up showing it through favors/giving advice/“are you ok?”s. She’ll tell you to put on a jacket when it’s 70 degrees out lol. (this is also why she’s a mess around 8, those are feelings she has no idea how to deal with)
3 is terrified of being sick (like bedridden sick, haha sanitization go brr) and will inwardly panic the whole time.
3 has the worst alcohol tolerance behind Marie and 4. (Callie will drink 12 shots of vodka without flinching)
Octolings have a very different view on relationships than inklings do; inklings will date/marry out of love while octolings will treat it more as a transaction (not saying they can’t, love just isn’t a priority). 8 as had and infatuation for 3 for years but doesn’t act on it because she wasn’t sure if she really felt the way she did. She knows inklings hold more weight to relationships and didn’t want to risk hurting 3 if she was wrong. (the events of side order really helped her figure it out)
After the events of Splatoon 2, 4 took a back seat on being an agent. Less frontlines and more research focused. (like Marie lol) She hated this at first, but grew to like it.
3s alter ego is DJ Sango, she uses her rapping/singing to vent. 4 and 8 play dumb and pretend they don’t know about her account. (They both listen to her music tho 😶)
8 is extremely calm, you’d have to be trying to piss her off.
Inklings are like mood rings, there tentacles will change color depending on their mood (think like streaks or spots of other colors) The more intense the emotion, the deeper the color.
8 and 3 both have to clean/replace their weapon filters more often than most but for different reasons: for eight its bc shes an octoling (their ink is more abrasive) while 3 has thicker ink than normal as the last remnant of being partially sanitized.
3 isn’t actually as stinky as the squid sisters will have you believe. She one time came back from a mission smelling particularly RANKED that day, and they’ve never let her live it down.
There’s probably more but I can’t think of any rn
k bye <3
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Blades & Knock Out Roommates Headcanon As Incorrect Quotes
(changed a few words for some of these, mostly just to make it make sense)
TW: Drug mentions, sex mentions, swearing, typical incorrect quotes things they get crazy man
Blades: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this.
Knock Out: I literally said “I have an idea,” and you just went along with it without question.
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Blades: Are you mad?
Knock Out: No.
Blades: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?
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Blades: What the frag? People actually tell their crushes they like them??
Knock Out: What the Pit do you do?
Blades: I die? What kinda question…
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Blades: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*
Knock Out: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?
Blades: I—
Blades: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.
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Knock Out: I type how I think.
Blades: Odd that you type at all then.
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Knock Out: There are some things beyond our understanding. We must accept them and learn from them. Because these moments of crisis are also potential moments of faith. A time, when we either come together or fall apart. Nature always has a way of balancing itself. The only question is, what part will we play?
Blades: Did you just make that up?
Knock Out: No. I read it in a fortune cookie once.
Blades:
Knock Out: A really long fortune cookie.
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Knock Out: My friends say I’m the most charismatic out of the group.
Blades: Well, you always have a smile on your face.
Knock Out: Thank you.
Blades:
Blades: What drugs do you take?
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Blades: What’s your body count?
Knock Out: Do you mean sex or murder?
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Blades: Look Knock Out, I’m not slut shaming you but…
Blades: Actually yeah, I’m TOTALLY slut shaming you.
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Knock Out: *pulls back the curtain while Blades is showering*
Knock Out: Hey did we — stop screaming it’s me — did we run out of Energon-Os?
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Knock Out: I know every song to ever exist it doesn’t matter if it’s from the past, present or the future.
Blades: Oh yeah? Then continue this.
Blades: I don’t cook I don’t clean—
Knock Out: So let me tell you how I got this ring.
Knock Out & Blades: …..
Knock Out & Blades: GOBBLE ME, SWALLOW ME-
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Knock Out: You are a solid 11/10.
Blades: Aw, thank-
Knock Out: Which is a 1.1 because you look like scrap.
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Knock Out: I have lots of friends!
Blades: Name one.
Knock Out: Well, there’s—
Blades: Name one you haven’t gotten incredibly angry at.
Knock Out: Hey, that’s not fair, then there isn’t any!
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Blades: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me!
Knock Out: Oh-? Even more humiliating than-
Blades: We are not doing this!
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Knock Out: Blades! For the love of Primus, please turn down that music. I have a hangover.
Blades: *blasting the mii theme at full volume* That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem.
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Knock Out: Blades, what are you doing tomorrow?
Blades: Having my day ruined by whatever you’re about to ask me to do.
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Blades: *eating a cinnamon roll*
Knock Out: Cannibalism.
Blades: *confused chewing noises*
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Blades, very tired: Can I sleep in your berth?
Knock Out: *half asleep* Blades, this is a queen-sized berth. That means it’s for *gestures vaguely to himself* the Queen.
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Blades: The universe is cold and unforgiving. The only constant is chaos.
Knock Out: Was that place out of chocolate chip pancakes again?
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Blades: Okay, two person huddle.
Knock Out: You can’t huddle with two people. This is just a hug.
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Knock Out: So I got this amazing plan!
Blades: We fail almost every time you say that.
Knock Out: Well this is the same! But with a hamster involved.
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Blades: Hey, Knock Out? I need advice.
Knock Out: I’m pretty useless at giving advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment instead?
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Knock Out, passing his phone to Blades: I’m passing the phone to someone, who if I had to choose between hanging out with them, and getting my paint job ruined, I’d choose the paint job.
Blades, passing the phone back to Knock Out: I’m passing the phone to my best friend!
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Knock Out: I’m never having a debate with Blades again, they literally started their argument with “Riddle me this.”
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