Baddest Bitches in Town Pt 2: Five Can’t Catch a Break
aka out of context agent shenanigans and memes with @tiredassmage plus Era’s wisest words from the night:
“you aren’t shit Bitch Boy Mc Emperor *yawn and nail painting emote because tumblr won’t let me put them in*”
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Talk Shit And Get Hit, Bad Bitches Ride Again, etc - otherwise known as a normal evening out for Tyr & Era xD Please forward your condolences and support to Five. His two children are bonding over their streak for reckless disrespect for Sith Lords.
They mouthed off to some Sith Lords. They crushed it at the Kuat Drive Yards. Tyr somehow got stuck on the bridge during the boss fight with the Trandoshan in the False Emperor???? Tyr’s recklessly protective streak for his fellow agents turned into a tanking meme xD
Stay tuned for some more great memes of their adventures from @captainderyn, but, in the meantime, their campaign this evening went something like this classic hit straight out of our DMs:
Five: WHERE are you going with that expression? WHO are you going to go get into a fight with?? Do I LOOK like I'm made of kolto packs and stim shots?
Tyr: To get ice cream or commit a felony, we'll decide on the way.
Era: Might fuck around, get some lunch, tell a Dark Councilor to choke, ya know. The day is young.
(Again. Please keep Five in your thoughts.)
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I had a thought about Spy x Family that I'm not sure either people have ever considered or are ready to accept.
It's the perfect franchise with which to do a crossover with Scooby-Doo. I'm dead serious.
Consider. Mystery Inc. takes a vacation to Ostania because that's just how you do when you're white teenagers in the 60's. They meet the Forgers by happenstance around the time they hear a story about an utterly haunted downtown area. It's actually a part of town that is a nest of secret police and would be terrorist activity. But because they hear ghosts, they're like "Well, gang! Looks like we got another mystery on our hands!"
And from there it's Spy x Family humor and Scooby humor weaving together like the perfect tapestry.
Velma leads the investigation and Mr. Magoo's her way past so many secret police and spies.
Daphne and Yor beat up a room full of mooks together.
Loid is chasing after a target, almost loses them, but then the target gets stuck in one of Fred's Rube Goldberg traps.
Yuri gets dangerously close to catching Loid or Yor in the act, but is waylayed by Shaggy in an extended barbershop skit.
And of course Anya gets into shenanigans with Scooby and Bond.
By the end of it, one or more characters just look at the gang and all their bullshit and go "Who the hell are you!?"
And they go, "According to popular opinion? Just some meddling kids and their dog."
Oh, also whenever anyone asks them about Scooby, they say "That's just how dogs are across the pond."
Also, also the Gang believes every cover story the Forgers give them because of course they do. The Forgers aren't dressing up as ghosts or ghouls to scare people. What reason would they have to lie about anything?
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it’s time for another stupid fandom poll
welcome to mdzs university!!! what’s you’re major? just kidding, it doesn’t matter. what does matter is you have to join a group to complete your first group project. no pressure, the project only counts for 50% of your total grade this semester.
so:
put your reasons in the tags if you feel so compelled! i’ll mix up the group members for the next poll just to keep things interesting 👀
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alfred: On the scale of 1 to 10 how would rate yourr pain
tim: pi
alfred: That's not-
tim: Low scale but never ending
alfred:...
bruce: the fucking told you not to sa-
alfred: swarjar
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Fowler gets gifted one of those "I'm not the stepdad. I"m just the dad that stepped up" shirts. Jack assumes it's Miko doing (but actually it's Soundwave)
Highly unlikely, but funny all the same.
Fowler with his shirt like:
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