#mwpp shitposting

[dqbbiegallaqher]

[uthseikoashx-inflamedme]

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[suckersakaria]

no thoughts just the idea of james potter and sirius black dancing around their room screaming 'she say she luv me whatever that is' and 'no sex bitch I only want the next bitch' at eachother randomly knowing they're both extremely downbad and haven't had new love interests since they were 12

[yourneighborhoodfrog]

Happy Birthday Prongsie my beloved <33

After his birthday party:

James: *rolls over and knees Regulus in the ribs*

Regulus: Ow! You kneed me!

James, sleepily: Yeah, I do need you.

Regulus, choked up: okay.

[talkingtomonsters]

The only reason Remus is wearing grandpa sweaters is because he was born in the 60s, he is the grandpa. Modern day au Remus is wearing a black hoodie every day of his goddamn life and you know it.

[spindrifters]

where did you get the idea for the “paw patrol” ship tag? it’s way cute because they do have like kids cartoon energy together in a way which makes me happy. but also doesn’t prongs have… hooves? i like it because i hate paw patrol the show for copaganda-ing kids but filling that tag with these two really does help :)

hahaha it's actually not a prongsfoot stand-in, it's my general catch-all for platonic mwpp. I'll tag prongsfoot if I mean prongsfoot. I don't really remember where it came about, probably breached containment from discord shitposting about calling them the marauders vs mwpp. and I was like, you know what? screw it. we need to collectively embrace the potential for animagi shenanigans more thoroughly anyway. this is the paw patrol fandom now.

[mischiefhasbeenmanaged]

James: *getting rejected by Lily for the fifth time*

Remus: *singing to himself* do you get deja vu ohooo James must get deja vu

[nerdblob]

*sirius answering james’ phone call*: Welcome to the local sperm bank! Thank you for cuming ! We hope your experience is pleasurable :)

james: what-

[spikybanana]

wolfstar yes but also ‘the dark side of the moon’

cuz uk, Black and Moony

[midnightsatafternoons]

why do we call james x lily "jily" and not "lames" ???

[dqbbiegallaqher]

Saw someone say rosekiller is a gallavich variant and i haven’t been the same since

[urupotter]

Wormtail should have waited for April 1st to betray the Potters. Would have been the greatest prank a marauder ever pulled.

[wh0reforthemarauders]

Sometimes I forget that Remus Lupin dies. But then I remember. And then I'm sad.

[wolfjumpedoverthemoon]

Youtuber AU

Remus: Today we’re going to be reviewing Australian food...

Sirius: *eats whole spoon of Vegemite*

Remus: I don’t think that’s how it works Pads, I think you’re supposed to spread it on bread, and thinly

Sirius: It’s fucking delicious

[fruitquake]

what if we😳 embraced each other🙈 in the shrieking shack💀 before attempting to murder our childhood friend🐀 and were were both guys👬👨‍❤️‍👨

hahaha jkjkjkjk🤣🤣🤣

.........unless?????👀

[mischiefhasbeenmanaged]

*James and Regulus having a ✨moment✨*

James: *looking above them* Mistletoe.. *smirking*

Regulus: Well you know what that means *leaning forward to kiss him*

Sirius: Woahh there. *jumping up and snatching the mistletoe* that’s lettuce. I put it there last week.

James:

Regulus:

James: Prove it.

Sirius: *cocking his head*

Regulus: *smirking* Eat it.

Sirius: *putting the mistletoe in his mouth*

Regulus: *leaning in and kissing James*

Sirius: *screaming*