#marauders shitpost

[hearts4dorlene]

James: In order to maintain a healthy relationship, we need to express our emotions

Regulus: I hear you loud and clearly

James: So, you wanna tell me what was up the other day

Regulus: Merlin, stop being so nosey and mind your own business Potter

[stylesandpottertoo]

"my father didn't strut" james potter would be screaming at the top of his lungs from heaven in support of his boy

'oh but he did strut don't you think he'd laugh about it?' yes WE KNOW but do you think he would see harry being tortured by severus fucking snape and NOT side with harry? darling he wouldnt even THINK of how he walked, all he knows right now is that harry is in pain, and that's all he cares about

[randomfandombullshit]

Barty: Reg, why haven't you forgiven me? I said I was sorry

Regulus: you made a diss track on your past self which you performed for me while Evan beat boxed

[sunmoonyandstars]

idc if the lyrics aren't "aCtualLy jEgUlus cOdEd" they mentioned the sun or stars or both. ofc they're going in my jegulus playlist. same with scars, stars, the moon, or wolves for wolfstar.

[oxydiane]

watching a horror movie:

comments the entire movie: sirius

gets scared at every jumpscare: james

silent, no one knows wether they’re bored or terrified: remus

tries to predict the ending: lily

has no idea what’s going on, asks questions ruining the movie: peter

laughs every time someone dies: regulus

[suckersakaria]

see my vision ok so it’s barty on stage fame AU and it’s the intro of best i ever had by drake because come on just do me a favour and imagine him looking out into the crowd at his multitude of exes and being like “not to get it confused, this one’s for you”

FOR WHO BARTY WHICH ONE

[kalkaros-is-the-boss]

Sirius: welcome to the 'fuck Severus Snape' group, for starters each of us could say one thing they hate about Snivellus. Do you wanna go first Moony? Remus:… Remus: I may have misunderstood the purpose of this group

[human-trash-fire]

*Sirius & Remus showing everyone their new kitten*

Regulus: huh, I always figured you’d end up owning a dog

Remus: I did.

Sirius:

Regulus:

Remus:

James: *doing a very poor job of hiding his glee*

Sirius (frantically): he loves this little toy here, see? When you wiggle it he—

Regulus: surely you can’t mean…

Remus: *winks* he’s a good boy isn’t he?

Regulus: obliviate me, Potter. Do it now.

[uthseikoashx-inflamedme]

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[nikholascrow]

Regulus: “James theres a difference between being relaxed and being a manwhore.”

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[suzus-bunkbed]

“if a snarky and sleep deprived bookworm ever kills me, DO NOT PERSECUTE HIM because he caught ME slipping. That's on ME.”

— James Potter and Sirius Black after coaxing their respective boyfriends break off their reading date (it didn't work)

[hearts4dorlene]

Regulus: Oh my god, can I do anything right?

James: You do me pretty well darling

Regulus:

Sirius: I'm TRYING to enjoy breakfast here

[m00nagegaydream]

Sirius: We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are.

Sirius: Except Snivellus.

Sirius: He's just pure evil

[randomfandombullshit]

James: ugh this ice cream is practically frozen solid, I can't scoop it out of the tub

Sirius: what if we microwave the spoon so that when we go to scoop the ice cream it'll melt a little and come out easier

James: oh my god you're a genius

Remus: you are both fully functioning legal adults

[sunmoonyandstars]

regulus would give these to barty and evan and they'd have a sticker chart

[spikybanana]

*3am* Sirius: Sirius: what if my animagus was a worm? Remus: then Wormtail would have eaten you Sirius please go back to sleep.