#my gay ass can't handle this

[arcane-star]

Friendly reminder: This is an actual official wall scroll sold as part of a set

For all you simps out there

[nums-bird]

"Spare us.Oh spare us please"I CRIED.SPARE THEM PLEASE 😭😭

[batfamfucker]

There are four main types of Batfam fans in regard to how people interpret Bruce Wayne as a dad (/Joking. This is mostly satire and should not be taken seriously):

Fans that think Bruce is emotionally constipated and isn't the best at being a parent but still tries (Differs per person). Don't necessarily think he's absuive but thinks he can be toxic or have unhealthy expectations for the Robins. Can smell the Oldest Daughter Syndrome coming from Dick and have Family Line (By Conan Gray) as their top song on their Dick inspired playlist and Daddy Issues (By The Neighbourhood) for Jason.

Fans that choose to believe Bruce goes to therapy in their own canon. Love B:WFA. Thinks the comic can be cheesy at times and so find a balance between B:WFA Bruce and Please Go To Therapy BruceTM as their middle ground. He struggles. They advocate that Bruce is not a bad parent, he just has bad writers that seem to forget Bruce wouldn't hurt kids, especially not his own. Love the humane moments and scenes he has in BTAS and the early JL cartoons. He may not be perfect but he's not literally abusive. Whores for Bruce being able to admit when he is wrong and for Jason and Bruce reconciling. I recommend Grow As We Go by Ben Platt for this one.

A mix between the first two. Was fine-ish when Dick was younger. Didn't help him in the healthiest way but eh. Still emotionally constipated but that happened more so after Dick left and Jason died. Started getting better when Tim came back but was still closed off. Should probably go to therapy with the kids so they can drag his ass about all the things he's done that have actually affected them negatively. Understands his mistakes and is also able to admit when he's wrong, eventually. It's not easy but he starts to do better and learns to be more emotionally available. Still has to get chewed out by Alfred sometimes but definitely better than he used to be and it shows. Reconciliation is slow and gradual but progress is made for everyone involved.

The one's I personally avoid for my own sanity and wellbeing:

Think Bruce is a complete bastard and abuser. Want him to choke. Hate any and all interpretations of him. Some of which will refuse to understand how anyone could have a different interpretation. Will point out comics where, in all fairness, he is a dick but forget that characterisation can significantly differ from one series to the next, as comic characters are constantly passed around to different writers and have been for decades. Not to mention movies, shows, etc.

[spiltcandycoatedpunkblood]

love how much perspective i've got with doctor who. i knew i loved the tenth doctor in a lot of ways, even with how his serious and emotional scenes can rip me into several pieces and set me on fire and then burn my ashes too. thought i was just a girl loving a fictional man but 15 years later i'm sobbing in the least heterosexual ways possible experiencing tennant's doctors as an ND traumatised gay aspec trans man

[bluebellhairpin]

all i can say after my hotd catch up is that all the women in the show are breathtakingly beautiful. Rhaenyra. Alicent. Rhaenys. Baela. Raena. Laena. Helaena. Aemma. Mysaria. All of them are gorgeous. Even that young woman who Erryk and Arryk met in Flea Bottom. THEY'RE ALL SO PRETTY.

[laesas]

Honestly the only people mad about Only Friends being fucked up and messy and sexually charged are either teenagers or adult shut-ins that have never actually interacted with a group of gay people in their early 20's. I promise, hand on heart. It is exactly as chaotic as that. Maybe more.

[veryeepysloth]

Don't let these ads fool you..

[tiredlylaughing]

"I watch the amazing spider-man for the plot"

The plot:

[lemonzestywrites]

how long is long enough to where i can double-text?

[riveramorylunar]

OH MY FUCKING GOD. I'M NOT OKAY I REPEAT I'M NOT OKAY!!!!!

[ishizizzle]

Made a lil palet in the homie's basement cave bc I'm overstimulated 🙃

[cr1mson5returns]

Although I enjoy a good "Jack Drake is a physically and mentally abusive asshole and deeply homophobic" fic as much as the next ex-Catholic lesbian, I have to admit that I have a way softer spot in my heart for "clueless blundering ass who makes everything worse" Jack Drake.

Maybe it's because my own parents were deeply homophobic in a very different way to others. If you asked them, they'd tell you they have no problem with queer people. They don't care what anyone does in the privacy of their own home, really! Therefore they're not homophobic! But they just don't think you have to make it your whole personality. You don't have to shove it in everyone's faces. And all these new labels for things, what's up with that? Isn't it enough for people to just be gay or straight?

So because I do be projecting, I have a soft spot in my heart for Tim coming out to Jack as bisexual, and Jack just sort of...short-circuiting, for a hot minute. "Well, I'll always love you, son." And Tim thinks that this went pretty well, actually. But Jack later is maybe telling Tim that there are ground rules for him and his dates. Can't bring boys back to the house, strict curfew, has to let Jack know where he is and with whom at all times. Jack doesn't kick Tim out or anything, or call him names, but it's uncomfortable living there now in a way that it wasn't before. Jack has a weird vibe about him when Tim talks about a boyfriend or a male crush. Shuts down the conversation really quickly and won't entertain it any longer. Jack starts being critical of Tim in ways that he wouldn't if he didn't know about his son's sexuality; he asks why Tim feels the need to have a bi pride flag in his room, or why he has to make this his defining characteristic now. And Jack never actually says the word "bisexual." It's always "this." How they just need to leave "this" alone for a while, they need to not make every conversation about "this."

Because Tim is such a person to let a person's good characteristics speak miles more than their bad ones, if they're close enough to him. He has plans in place if Batman goes rogue, but not for his own protection, never for himself. Always for everyone else's benefit. He can live with what happens to him if he's wrong. So of course he'd never call his dad a homophobe, that's not - his dad didn't kick him out. Doesn't hit him or call him names or say mean things to him. It hurts his feelings sometimes, but he takes worse than that from street thugs every night. It's not like he can't handle his dad being a little weird about things.

Right?

[marksbear]

Heyyyy I always love you fics🤭🤭 I would like to request a Lip Gallagher X Top Male Reader. This is just if requests are open and if you have the time🤭

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.Hiii Love! Thank you for loving my fics! I love lip with every single bone in my body let me tell you. Since day one I have loved that man. I'm making sfw and nsfw headcanons!

LIP GALLAGHER X TOP MALE READER

-You are most definitely his bisexual awaking.

-He'll quit smoking and drinking if you just say the word. I mean he'll go completely sober and clean if you'd just ask.

-Meet you in the school bathrooms during randoms times in the days just to kiss/ makeout or just spend time together in there.

-Likes to ramble about you to Ian. He'll talk about you to him for hours on end until he can't even say anything about you anymore.

-Doing reckless shit together most of the time yall hangout.

-Gives you an extra key to the house.

-Likes to sneak inside your house even though he could have just knocked.

-Him not giving a shit about homophobic remarks people make about the two of you.

-Tries to keep you steer clear from Frank. I mean Frank already ruined his whole life he doesn't want him to ruin his love life now.

-Wouldn't mind leaving this place and starting a new one while having a family with you. Its something that he frequently dreams about and hopes to have with you one day.

-He cherishes the days when you two just lay in bed together not even talking or doing anything.

-Making out in the living room inside the Gallagher house while crazy shit just plays in the back. The two of you are just in your own little world while everything outside of it is just hell.

-While Lip was in college you'd two would be in his dorm room studying with each other. And having breaks here and there making out.

-He secretly loves it when you walk him home especially when it's night.

-Loves pda.

-Secretly to be treated like a prince or arm candy. He likes it when you brag and compliment him in front of your friends.

-If you have a job he'll be there waiting for you to be done working. Like he'll just walk around wherever you work or just follow you around as you work like a lost puppy.

-Tries to keep you out of the family Gallagher drama.

NSFW Headcanons!

-After the two of you first fucked he was completely shocked and satisfied in the same time.

-Loves it when you man handle him. It's just something about being thrown around that he loves.

-He absolutely loves sucking your dick. Hes infatuated with it and tries to suck it anytime. And especially during risky times.

-He's into a lot of things. Like degrading, thrill of being caught, size difference, choking and rough. I mean can you blame him.

-Tries to act dominant outside of the relationship. Tries to act like he's the man/ top of the relationship, but in reality he's a slut who likes to be used and treated like trash.

-Rides your cock like there's no tomorrow. He loves holding and grabbing onto your chest as he does it.

-VERY VOCAL.

-When hes with a woman hes mild he can be quiet and loud sometimes, but with you hes LOUD. He's moaning out every cuss word in the book as he screams about how good you make him feel.

-Very much into cigarette after sex or just smoking a blunt during it.

-While he smokes he'll just blow smoke on your dick as he is about to give you head.

-Loves to call you anything you'd like. Just tell him and hours later in bed hes moaning out the name like his life depends on it.

-Likes to say you took his gay virginity.

-He likes to grind his ass down on your cock whenever he can. He'll just do it out of nowhere.

-Likes to jerk you off during the most random and worst times. You two could just be in the train sitting down in the seats he'll randomly just move his hand to your crotch palming you through your pants.

-He loves facials.

-Loves kissing randomly during sex. Something about that just turns him on so much.

-He loves dirty talk. And especially just randomly at times. You just leaning over to him and whispering the most filthy dirtiest things in his ear.

-Loves it when you mark him. It can be bite marks, hickeys hand prints you name it he loves them with all his soul. Likes bragging about it and showing people like its nothing.

THE END

[star-suh]

Blackmail

Kim Mingyu x Male Reader

cw: top mingyu, rough sex, blackmailing, mingyu is a father as if he has a kid and a wife and an asshole too, toxic masculinity(?) is just a comment mingyu says),cheating, y/n is a closeted gay, car sex, feminization, unprotected sex, tummy bulge.

an: so i finally could finish this but my perfectionism is telling that could've been better lol.

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y/n is a teacher at the local high school and one of his students is a pain in the ass, not paying attention, throwing paper balls, bothering his classmates. one day fed up with this, y/n scolds him "hey you brat, what are you doing?. you think just because your parents have money you can do whatever you want?", "hell yeah" the bastard replied cockily. y/n just laughed and rolled his eyes "you're a typical daddy and mommy's boy hiding insecurities behind all that money… so i ask you to leave the classroom and go to the principal. oh and you can't come back to class until your parents come do you hear me?" yelling that last one part. the boy told that to his parents overexaggerating things so they can 'punish' the teacher. mingyu, the dad, decided to investigate about him and use that information as a way to blackmail him, he found out that y/n frequents a gay bar and after that he always leaves with a man to a motel.

"hello mr. kim" welcomed the teacher "i told you to come here to talk about your son's behavior. he's very disrespectful towards me and his classmates and that's not ok" mingyu was just listening to everything with a smirk on his face and his arms crossed "that's all?" he laughs "here mr. y/n" mingyu handles an envelope to y/n he opens it and it's full of pics of him with men and there's even a flash drive "your blowing skills are good mr. y/n how much do you think this would cost?" he asks tapping the object.

"please don't spread these pics anywhere.. i beg" said the teacher scared "i won't say something to your son ever again.. or… or if you want i can leave the school ye-yeah that's it i'm quitting the job here just… just destroy this pics please" y/n grabbed the man by the hands "why you're so worried about this? you could be a good star in the porn world". "no one knows about it" y/n lowered his head "please… no one needs to know this…" his hands were shaking trying to convince mingyu. "so you'll do everything i want right?" mingyu tapped his chin with his fingers "listen i will talk to my son and tell him to behave a little more but in exchange you have to met me tomorrow night, give me your number i'll send you the address later" mingyu winks and leaves…

y/n was now sitting besides mingyu in his car, "so what do you want me to do?" asked a sad y/n, mingyu passed his phone to y/n in where his video was playing "watching that video got me so fucking hard" he palmed the growing bulge on his pants he then unzipped it and pull his cock out "i want to feel that pretty mouth of yours around my cock too. suck it" he whispered guiding y/n towards his cock, "fuck so wet and warm" grunted mingyu, y/n started to feel dizzy smelling mingyu's musky cock. "such a perfect cock" muttered y/n worshiping every vein, the thick shaft, the size of it, "look at you, I thought you would put on a fight but you already gave in to me. pathetic bitch" laughed the rich man who started to mouthfuck y/n at a harsh pace.

some minutes have passed and mingyu's cock was dripping with y/n's thick saliva, mingyu stopped y/n from sucking his balls "c'mon let's go to the back seats" there mingyu discarded his pants and leaned on his back "let me taste that used pussy" y/n obeyed an accommodate himself in a 69 position so he can keep sucking mingyu while he eat his ass out. mingyu started with doing circles with his fingers on y/n's rim, then spat on it and introduced the first finger "mmh is indeed warm" then he introduces a second finger.. the third and lasty a fourth one all of them knuckles deep going in and out "i'm started to get why everyone on that bar wants this pussy is so fucking tight. more than my wife's" mentioned mingyu, "hngh" moaned y/n with his mouth full of cock. grabbing him by the waist mingyu lifted y/n and started to eat his ass enjoying how it clenchez every time he introduces his tongue "such a tasty manpussy"...

mingyu groped y/n's chest and started playing with his nipples, tweaking and pinching them to get those pretty moans out of y/n's mouth then used his mouth to lick and bite them 'he's moaning a lot… i guess this is a sensitive part for him… kinda like it' thought mingyu.

now tapping his cock's head on y/n's clenching hole mingyu was getting ready to pound him "please wait… use a condom i've never done it without one" pleaded y/n, "fuck off you're not the one in charge here i'm gonna breed your manpussy you like it or not" mingyu grunted putting the cock's tip already inside "that also means that i'm gonna mark this pussy as mine" an in one thrust he put it all at once forming a bulge on y/n's lower tummy "woah look at that" he laughed "you're took it balls deep not like my wife she can barely take half of it" he whispered that last part licking a stripe from y/n's nipple to his ear. both stayed like that for a moment until mingyu started to move every thrust being harsher than the last one "please be more gentle" squirmed y/n pressing his hand against mingyu's stomach trying to stop him but he quit it "don't be boring dude, you're a man just endure it and let me enjoy your pussy" he then pulls out and spat on his shaft and sucked y/n's hole introducing his cock right after repeating the action during some minutes.

"tell me how it feels" demanded mingyu putting his hand around y/n's neck, applying some pressure and moving his hips quite gently to make y/n feel good "it's sooo big… it feels so good how it stretches me… i like.. i like how it is throbbing inside me… can't wait to feel your cum" that's when mingyu realized y/n was already his. "so you want my cum inside you that bad huh?. what a whore. then be my side pussy and i'm gonna pump you up every day with my warm sperm" a dizzy y/n just kissed mingyu as a way to said yes, he was desperate, mingyu is making him feel things no one ever has. y/n knew what he was doing was wrong but the pleasure was immense… he just wanted more and more.

mingyu was now fucking y/n in a quite uncomfortable doggy style position pressing the bottom's head against the window with his hand, traces of saliva and sweat being smeared in the glass everytime mingyu thrusted harshly. with a loud grunt and a last hard thrust mingyu came inside y/n “don't you dare to waste any drop you whore. keep it all inside your pussy” the top rode his high with a couple of last thrusts.

he pulls out and start using his fingers to scoop the cum and put it back inside the gaping hole, savouring the delicious wet sounds “you have a taste pussy professor. glad it's all mine now… right?” mingyu licked his ear waiting for his response, “yeah” it's the only thing that comes out of y/n's mouth, his tired self just enjoying mingyu's breath ghosting over his neck. “good boy” mi gyu added kissing his forehead and then driving towards a hotel.

the next day y/n woke up in a hotel room, his lower back in so much pain with a note on his side that reads a number that y/n calls “hello?”, “good morning slut” mingyu's sexy voice answers “i have some news for you… i won't spread these pictures of you but in exchange i want to keep fucking your pussy, my wife's it's not as thight as yours and also i can breed you as much as i want. so… deal?” y/n hesitates but eventually responds “...deal” hanging up the call while gathering his things to go home. on the other side of the call mingyu just laughs and lick his lips while driving towards his job.

[propertyofyoutube]

Fuck, I missed you so much - EXPLICIT

SUMMARY: It had been six months since you and Sam had broken up, due to his trust issues from a previous relationship, but it was only because he worked so much and he was never around. Considering you never gave him a reason NOT to trust you, you thought it be best for the both of you to go your separate ways, no matter how much it killed you... and tonight is Tara Yummy's 1 millionth party, how will you and Sam handle it?

WARNINGS: SMUT 18+!! pure filth, creampie, oral, kind of leading someone on I guess, argument, public bathroom sex.

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In the last 6 months, you had seen Sam maybe twice, in passing, and to say those occasions were awkward would be an understatement. Tonight was the night you'd be dreading for 2 weeks now. Your best friend Tara's 1 millionth party. And Sam was going to be there.

You walked out of Tara's bathroom, your hair and makeup already done, to show Tara the outfit you had chosen for tonight, "well?" You said as you stood nervously, catching Tara's attention from her mirror. You watched as she spun around, her silver sparkling dress catching the light as she turned. Her face lit up, for a second and then dropped slightly. You looked at her with worry on your face, "what? What is it?"

"Girl." Tara said sternly, "your hair and makeup look hot as fuck," a smirk appeared on her face, "but why are you dressed like you're going for a spring time BBQ with your family at your grandparents suburban home?" She giggled as she spoke.

You sighed with a laugh knowing she was right, "you're right...I just- I didn't-"

"You didn't know what to wear because Sam is going to be there..." Tara said, giving you a look.

You scrunched up your nose as she cross her arms waiting for your answer, slowly starting to nod your head trying to hide a chuckle.

"Right." Tara snapped quickly, "we need a whole lot less flower print, and whole lot more skin showing!" She said as she bit her lip nodding her head with crazy eyes.

You let out a laugh as you covered your face, your cheeks burning up.

"My closet... now!" She said as she walked straight into the slightly messy and highly overfilled closet. You followed in closely behind her, as your eyes couldn't focus on anything.

"Tara... you seriously need a clean out, girl" you laughed as Tara was quickly rummaging through the hundreds of dresses hanging up.

"Ah ha!" Tara said excitedly as she handed you the tiniest piece of black fabric. You looked down and quickly looked back you to meet Tara's smirk.

"You seriously think I can pull this off?" You said with your eyebrows raised.

Tara rolled her eyes and sighed before pushing you back out of the closet as she spoke, "why can the entire internet have a Tara yummy mindset... but you can't huh?" She said with a giggle. "Now take your ass back into that bathroom, and come out looking like that bad bitch you are, and show Sam exactly what he lucked out on!" She said as she sat back in front of her mirror. You couldn't help but let out a slight chuckle as you headed back into the bathroom.

Only a couple of minutes later, you emerged from the bathroom, the skin tight black wrap dress, that showed the perfect amount of cleavage was hugging your curves perfectly. As you walked your heels clanged against the wooden floor as Tara looked at you through the mirror. "Ho- ly- fuck." She said dramatically as she turned to face you.

You did a spin to show Tara the full effect, "you like?" You said with a smirk.

"Girl... you are almost turning me gay," Tara said with a smirk as she bit her lip.

You laughed as you walked over to the full length mirror, as you looked at yourself, Tara was right. You looked hot, the way this dress fit your body made you not recognise yourself. It has been 6 months, it's time to move on and enjoy your life. You thought about all the times Tara has tried to convince you to find someone new and stop moping about your ex. "You know what... I'm getting laid tonight." You said as Tara froze, looking at you checking yourself out with a shocked look on her face.

"You what now?" She said with a smirk.

"You're right, I need to move on..." you sigh as you finally turn to face her, "I look hot as fuck, as I haven't had sex in 6 months!" You laughed as you sit down on the end of her bed.

Tara stands up her shocked expression still plastered all over her face, "okay... who are you and what have done with my best friend y/n?" She said as she began to chuckle.

You smirked at her as you began to tap your temple, "Tara yummy mindset, remember?"

Tara's mouth fell wide mixed with the biggest of smiles, "fuck yeah! Let's get you laidddd!"

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The rain poured down on LA as you and the girls all stepped out of a long, alcohol filled limousine. As you walked into the club, the room was filled with everything Tara yummy. A huge 1 million balloon, Tara yummy, drinks menus, a Photo Booth and so much more. Tara grabbed your arm pulling you excitedly as she spoke, "we did it girl! This is going to be the party of the year!"

You squealed with excitement, "you know what we need?" You said as Tara looked at you knowing exactly what you were thinking... "shots!" You both said together as all the girls cheered.

As you all held up your shot glasses, you cleared your throat, "to... the baddest bitch in America, my best friend, Tara yummy!" All the girls cheered loud as you clanked your glasses together, "to Tara!" You took the shot allowing the hot burning liquid to slide down your throat as you all pulled faces.

Tara lifted her arms and pulled you in for a hug, "and you... you are going to have the best fucking night of your life!" She smirked with a wink.

Suddenly both of your attention is snapped to the door as a voice echoed through the room, "and just when I thought Tara yummy couldn't get more humble!"

You watched as Zach and Jared walked into the still mostly empty room, rolling your eyes at his comment. Tara screamed as she ran over hugging them both.

Jared notices you stood watching the interaction, "y/n hey!" He shouted with his arms out wide. You smiled and walked over to him, embracing him in a hug.

"Hey Jare!" You laughed as he squeezed you tightly.

"Is that, little miss I'm so sad after my break up still after 6 months I hear?" Zach shouted as you rolled your eyes and Jared moved aside revealing you to him. Zach stopped in his tracks, "woah."

You looked up smiling, but your face suddenly turns into a smirk, "what you might wanna... wipe your chin there Zach," you said teasingly.

Zach quickly snapped out of his stare, "oh I'm sorry, I'm just surprised to see you not in sweats and holding a pint of ice cream." He said with a pout as he moved closer to you. You rolled your eyes laughing as he pulled you in for a hug.

"Haven't you heard?" You giggled as you pulled away, "I have a Tara yummy mindset now." You smirked at him.

His eyes widened as a smile spread across his face, "does that mean you'll come on the podcast tomorrow and we'll play, 'where did y/n wake up this morning?'" You watched as he spoke and a smirk toying with his lips.

You stepped towards Zach as you watched him swallow hard. You've never seen him look at you the way he is now, the way his eyes are trying so hard to avoid looking down at your cleavage, but you spot every time his gaze flicks down to your breasts and back to your face. "If I wake up in the morning, in somebody else's bed... which I hope I do," Zack's eyebrows raise as he is taken back by what you said, "then absolutely not." You said with a smirk.

Zach started wiggling his finger as he stepped even closer to you, "you what miss y/l/n... I like this new you." He said with a smile.

You suddenly felt a huge was of confidence, for almost 2 years now you haven't looked at another man in a sexual way. Tonight, everything was changing for you as Zach towered over you, his cologne filling your nose and the way his eyes were looking at you like you were snack, and he was starving. "Oh really? Who knows Zachary..." you started to walk away from him as you turned back to finish your sentence, "if you're lucky, I might just end up waking up in your bed." You smirked as you bit your lip.

Zach's mouth dropped open as he watched you walk away from him, "well it's a good job I picked up a penny earlier! I'm supposed to have good luck!" He shouted after you. You rolled your eyes with a smile spread across your face as you sat and joined the girls in your booth.

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A couple of hours had gone by, the alcohol was already making your body feel alive. You found yourself looking at the door, every couple of seconds, struggling to keep a conversation going as your mind was constantly else where. You kind of hoped he wouldn't turn up, but deep down, you also wanted to see him again. But that quickly changed. It was the millionth time you glanced at the door, already 10 shots deep, never mind the vodka and cokes you'd been drinking, and your heart sunk slightly as you seen Colby, walking in with a smile plastered across his face. Your heart beat louder as you watched, waiting to see Sam come in right behind him. And then... there he was. His denim jacket and t-shirt, fitting him perfectly. His blonde, freshly cut hair making him look more handsome than ever. Your heart fluttered at the sight of him, you wanted to run over, you wanted to smell him again and hug him. But that quickly changed when you saw him look backwards, with a smile, as a girl followed in behind him. Your heart shattered, was this a date? A new girlfriend maybe? Tara was right, he definitely had moved on, and more importantly has definitely slept with somebody since you. Unlike you, who has been whining over your lost love.

You panicked, and you were drunk. You glanced around the room, searching for any answer to your problem right now, and it didn't take long for you spot him. Zach, near the bar with Jared and some other friends. You weren't thinking straight, Zach looked hot, and you had to- no scratch that... you needed to move on. You took a deep breath before downing the rest of your drink as Tara looked at you confused, "yo, y/n/n... you alright?" She said concerned.

A smirk grown on your face as you turned to her, slowly starting to slide of the booth, "more than alright, Tara yummy mindset, remember?" You said with a smile as she spotted you looking over at Zach.

Tara's mouth dropped open, "you go get that hole filled girl!" She shouted excitedly as you walked with purpose towards Zach.

As soon as you were a few feet away, Zach looked up to find you, as he had been all night as seen the look in your eyes as you headed straight for him. He smirked as he spoke, "well, if it isn't the sexiest girl in the room."

You stop just in front of him leaning against the bar, "so... when are you going to buy me a drink?" You said as you licked your lip before tucking it between your teeth.

Zach smirked as he also leaned against the bar, lifting up a hand to move the hair out of your face, "what will it be, princess?"

You looked up at him, your body actually enjoying this interaction and the adrenaline that it was giving you. "I'll take a shot of tequila." You said as Zach raised his eyebrows.

"Are you sure? You know I don't drink..." he said as you looked at him confused as to why that matters, "and I would rather I weren't taking advantage of you, later on... back at my place." He bit his lip as you smirked.

You thought for a moment before you spoke, "well then, I'll just take a dance instead of a drink." Zach's smile grew as you leaned closer into him. He spoke softly as he leaned his head down closer to yours, "you know... I like that idea."

Just as you were about to close the gap between you... "hey y/n!" Colby's voice shattered your eardrums pulling you back to reality. You and Zach both immediately stood up straight as you turned to look at him.

"Hey Colbs," you said awkwardly as you hugged him.

"How have you been?" Colby said excitedly, he seemed genuinely really happy to see you, "you look, amazing wow!"

You chuckled as you turned your head to the side, "I'm great, thank you."

"Y/n..." a soft and nervous voice came from behind you as you turned your head to find Sam. Zach took a deep breath, unsure of how this interaction was going to go.

You took a deep breath, "hey Sam." You said, with the smallest of smiles.

Sam looked you up and down, his eyes dancing along your body before meeting back up at your eyes, "you... you look great." He said as you watched him swallow hard. You knew that look anywhere. That was Sam's 'I'm totally undressing you with my eyes right now' look.

You couldn't help but feel your heart beat quicken as you glanced at him, "thanks." You said softly. Zach had seen how hurt you'd been these last 6 months, and as he watched this interaction, he couldn't help but keep his guard up, he never wanted to see you hurt like that ever again. But thankfully for him, the conversation was quickly interrupted.

"Sammy!" the girl who he walked in with shouted as she ran to him. Sam's demeanour completely changed as she approached, holding a shot glass in her hand.

"Thank you." Sam said quickly taking the shot as he looked down at the floor. The girl looked at Sam and then to you as you gave her the fakest smile ever. Which it was completely obvious as she began to fumbled. Zach let out a little chuckle.

"Okay..." the girl said awkwardly before walking away again back to her friends and Colby.

Sam looked up at you nervously. You raised your eyebrows as you felt your heart begin to thump but this time out of anger. "Sammy hey..." you said as Sam looked deep into your eyes.

"Y/n..." he said as he tried to lean forward touch your arm, "it's not what you-"

You backed away from him, cutting him off, "you know what Sam, you were actually interrupting something." Everyone could tell you mood had drastically changed. Your brain just kept repeating, 'Tara yummy mindset, you're a bad bitch.' You quickly turned around and grabbed Zach's hand, "so if don't mind." You said as you began to pull Zach away from Sam to the dance floor.

"Y/n wait!" Sam tried to call for you but you ignored him, you were on a mission at this point. Get over him, and get under someone else. Under Zach in particular.

As you made it to the dance floor, Zach instantly pulled you close, he smiled down at you as you sighed before letting out a soft chuckle. "That was... quite the show you put on there." Zach said with a smirk.

"Tara's right Zach. It's time I move on, if he can, then so can I." You said with a smile. You genuinely believed it too after seen that girl call him Sammy. Only you and occasionally Colby used to call him that.

"Well.. I think that's as great idea..." Zach said as he spun you around. You couldn't help but genuinely smile and laugh. Zach had been a great friend these last 6 months, and every woman wishes that they had him. So why on earth all you could think about was Sam. Where he was in the room right now. If that girl was really his girlfriend. And damn, how good he looks with his new haircut and style. And you definitely didn't miss the fact that he had been hitting the gym. As you and Zach danced you glanced over and saw Sam, his eyes burning into you, his gaze not shifting even as you looked at him. You watched as he drank his drink, his facial expression almost angry.

You scoffed as you spoke to Zach, "how the fuck can he be looking at me like that? When he was the one who walked in with a slut on his arm!"

Zach laughed at your comment, "slut... ouch!" Zach looked down at you glancing over at Sam, your face frowning as you sighed. He had an idea, "you know, if he's gonna stare..." suddenly Zach spun you around as the song changed to one with a much more seductive sound. He gripped you by your hips from behind, and pull you close to his body as he whispered into your ear, "then let's give him a show."

You couldn't help but smirk as you felt Zach's breath against your neck and his the feel of his body, pressing against yours. Suddenly his voice spoke again, his lips pressed firmly against your ear, "Tara yummy mindset, remember?"

You glanced as Sam once again and seen the jealousy plaster on his face, his eyes locked on you both as the girl tried her hardest to get his attention, but was failing. You bit your lip as you lifted your arm up and grabbed the back of Zach's neck, pulling his head closer to your neck, "game on." You whispered back as you suddenly began to grind your ass up against him, moving with him to the music. You could feel Sam's eyes burning through your soul as you swayed, and laughed. The feeling of Zach's hands all over your body, causing you to bite your lip.

Suddenly Zach gripped your hips harder, spinning you to face him. The fast movement took you by surprise as you landed just inches from his face. "Damn... we should make your exes jealous more often," Zach said, his breath short and scattered.

Suddenly, everything slowed down. It was as though everyone had disappeared and it was only you and Zach, plus the music. But your heart started to pound as you looked up and saw Zach, slowly starting to lean in, but your mind was elsewhere. Sam. Is this the right decision? What do you do? But it was too late, the gap between you and Zach was closed as you felt his lips kiss you gently. It's like everything froze. The world, the music, the people... you. You couldn't move. Even though it had been 6 months, you couldn't lie that this kiss was killing you. It wasn't Sam, it wasn't Sam's lips. It felt wrong.

You didn't have anytime to think when suddenly, you were both forced apart. As you opened up your eyes, after a slight stumbled backwards, you were faced with the back of Sam's head as he had already squared up to Zach. "Seriously bro? Right in front of my face!" Sam shouted as Zach stepped back slightly.

"Sam! What you are-" you tried to grab him and pull him back but Sam had seen red once he saw his lips on yours.

"Dude, it's been 6 months... get over it!" Zach said, fed up of Sam causing problems for you.

Sam was furious by this point and Zach was only rattling him up more, "you think I could just get over someone like her? She meant everything to me, I can't just let that go!" Sam shouted louder as Zach was confused, Sam literally walked in with another girl.

You heard what sam said and it only made your blood boil. You moved quickly jumping between the two of them, pushing Sam back slightly, "woah! How fucking dare you say that!" You said. Your anger clearly plastered all over your face. Sam looked at you confused and shocked by your tone. "You literally walked in with some girl Sam! But you can't get over me? You're just a jealous fucking liar!" You were practically screaming at this point.

Sam couldn't take in what you actually said, he just heard how angry you were, "woah hang on! How the fuck can you be pissed at me right now, when you just kissed him right in front of me?" Sam shouted back. Just as you began to argue back at him, Tara appeared.

"Guys! Everyone is looking, take this somewhere private, please!" Tara shouted, looking at you with concern in her eyes. You nodded at her, reassuring her you were okay. You looked around frantically, just as Sam and Zach were about to get into it. You grabbed Sam's hand, dragging him forcefully into the hallway near where the bathrooms and back offices were.

"Are you fucking kidding me Sam!" You should as you stopped mid hallway.

Sam leaned against the wall, his head looking at the floor, like her couldn't bear to look up at you right now.

"How can you be so mad about me kissing Zach, when you literally turned up with some skank, glued to your hip!" You shouted, waving your hands around as you paced up and down the hallway.

Sam heard you this time, as he looked up at you, sadness in his eyes, "wait... she, me and her were not... no" he said, struggling to get his words out.

You stopped in your tracks, taking a deep breath as you turned to look at him. His eyes immediately turning back to the floor, "I- I haven't been with anyone since... well since, you know." He said, you could hear him chewing the inside of his mouth, out of nervousness.

You didn't know what to say as you leaned against the wall opposite him. He continued, "when you left me... it broke me-"

"Sam. You broke us. You couldn't trust me, and you have me a real hard time on it..." you said as you felt your anger boiling up slightly again, "and I didn't ever give you reason, not to fucking trust me!"

Sam nodded his head, his eyes darting around the space looking anywhere but you, "I know... but I just can't, how could you kiss him, right in front of me y/n."

"Sam it's been 6 months! And I've been fucking miserable! And in my defence, little miss 'Sammy' and you seemed pretty close, and so... yeah I guess I wasn't really thinking!" You said as you crossed your arms.

"I can't do this! I can't watch you move on!" Sam said, your frustration building up more and more.

"So what Sam? I can't move on... and you don't want to be with me... so I have just be alone forever!" You said shouting again. You'd had enough by this point and just felt emotionally exhausted.

"Of course I fucking want you!" Sam shouted, as he turned his body to face the wall, his arms taking his weight against it.

You looked at the back of his head, "you can't trust me Sam! But you want me? Hell you can't even fucking look at me right now!"

Sam took you by surprise as he spun around, out of breath, his heart beating fast as he looked directly at you with those blue eyes you've missed gazing into. Your adrenaline ran high and your stomach done a flip as your heat twitched due to the way he was looking at you, the frustration and hurt on his face, "I can't look at you right now!" He said trying to catch his breath.

You wanted to speak but toy couldn't, it was like your mind had lost all control over your body. "I can't look at you, in that dress. See those eyes. And not feel myself needing to completely rip that thing off of you." His voice became deep as he spoke. His heavy breathing having an effect on you like never before. "I swear, I have touched never mind fucked anyone, since you..." that look was back in his eyes, he was undressing you and you knew it. You could help but feel your body start to shake slightly and your underwear growing wetter by the second. As you quickly remembered that 6 months is a long time, not to have some real relief. "And believe me," he continued as he stepped towards you, "I've wanted to... fuck me I've wanted nothing more than to fuck someone." He stopped just in front of you, looking down as you tucked your bottom lip between your teeth, biting hard. "But no one... no one will ever compare to you. And how you made me feel." You could hear Sam's voice start to shake. Both of your emotions running high. "So no..." Sam swallowed hard, "I really-" his eyes ran from your eyes, to your lips, to your breast and back up again, "I really can't fucking look at you right now." You stared at Sam. You wanted to scream at him for making you feel a million different feelings at once. But more than anything you wanted him to fuck you. Right here. Right now. You both stared at each other, breathily heavily.

Suddenly, you both simultaneously grabbed each other, aggressively as you crashed your lips together. Immediately the kiss was deep and passionate. Your lips connected felt more right than anything else in the whole world. You felt has his hands pulled you in closer by your waist. How his grip on your dress made it obvious how bad he really did want to rip it right off. Suddenly he pushed you up against the wall, his lips moving from your lips to your neck, as he kissed and sucked in all the right places. You gasped, the smallest of moans escaping your lips. "I need you to fuck me sam."

"Your place or mine?" He mumbled against your neck sending shivers throughout your entire body.

"No... no I mean right fucking now." You said out of breath as your fingers dug into his back. Sam pulled back quickly, looking at you, with so much love and lust in his eyes. He studied your face as you whispered, "please..." oh how he missed your sweet begging.

Sam looked around, trying to find a solution, when just at the right time, like it was fate, the bathroom became free. Sam turned back to you with a smirk on his face, "come on." He bit his lip as he took your hand leading you into the bathroom. As soon as he closed the door behind you both, locking it, he turned back around and grabbed your waist, lifting you up onto the worktop. You connected your lips once again, the passion still creating fireworks. His hands lifted up, one hand squeezing your waist as you pushed your body into his, the other wrapping around the back of your neck and moving up into your hair. He moved back to your neck, sucking in all the right places earning small groans, escaping your lips. He tugged on your hair as your head flung back, your core aching for him, desperate to feel some relief after so long.

"Fuck Sammy." You moaned out as your fingers tangled in his hair. Sam suddenly moved from your neck down to your chest, as he began to kiss along your collar bone and down towards your cleavage. He hooked his fingers into the top of your dress, pulling down quickly as your breasts popped out. Sam's mouth instantly connecting with your nipple as his hand massaged firmly. His breath becoming shorter as you felt his groans vibrate through your entire body. "Fuck... Sam please." You whispered out as Sam smirked and moved back up to your lips. He was just as desperate as you.

Sam wasted no more time as his quickly took his hand, placing it on your thigh as he moved his hand up slowly, as he felt your body pushing itself further into him. He quickly reached your heat, feeling just how wet you were, "fuck baby..." Sam mumbled against your lips, "you're fucking soaked." You moaned into his mouth causing both of your bodies to cover in goosebumps. This was right, nobody fit together like you did, you were soul mates and you both knew it. Sam suddenly moved your panties to the side and pushed his fingers deep inside you with no warning.

"Oh fuck!" You flung your head back in pleasure. Sam had always been good, but damn, desperate Sam was another level. Your stomach instantly had that familiar knot, your legs began to twitch and shake uncontrollably. Your walls clenching around his fingers.

Sam pulled away from your lips as a smirk plastered across his face, "that's it baby, you gonna cum already?" He said seductively as you bit your lip head, your head still thrown back as you nodded, moaning curse words over and over.

"Fuck, fuck, fuck.. shit" your body shaking. Sam suddenly squatted, as he quickly used his other hand to pull your panties more to the side, giving his face access as his lips connected with your clit, intensifying your pleasure immensely. It was enough to send you flying over the edge. Your mouth ripping more expletives as your orgasm radiated through your entire body. "Yes yes yes, fuck Sammy." Your breath shook as he rode out your high.

Before you could catch your breath, Sam quickly removed his fingers, sucking them clean as he stood back up and undone his belt, his eyes running all over your body, your breasts hanging out your dress, your eyes unable to open from the quickness of your pleasure. Suddenly, he grabbed your hips, hoisting you quickly to the edge of the worktop. Then wrapping his arms under your legs, angling you just right. You gasp at the sudden movement as Sam wasted no time. He, once again, moved your panties to the side, as he lined himself up. You balanced yourself up on your arms as you opened your eyes as seen how Sam was looking down at your area and you could tell he missed this, he missed you. He slowly pushed himself inside, as his eyes moved to look straight into yours as you both moaned out, breathless. Your face scrunched up as he pulled your head closer to his, pushing your foreheads together. "Fuck I miss you so much," Sam said between moans. He began to pull out and move back in again as he groaned, "fuck baby... I'm not going to last long."

"It's okay. Me too." You breathed out as you felt your walls instantly starting to clench around his cock.

Sam slowly began to move in and out as he watched your eyes close and your face scrunch more, "be mine." He whispered as opened your eyes, your foreheads still pressed firmly together, you could feel his breath against your face and you could see the seriousness and emotion in his eyes. "Please y/n... I need you. I can't survive without you. Be mine." He was almost holding back tears as he spoke, his thrusts still slow and filled with passion.

"I'm yours..." you whispered your eyes examining all of this face.

A smile instantly began to grow on Sam's face, "fuck," he breathed out as he began to pick up his pace. You both moaned out simultaneously as his thrusts went harder and deeper. "Tell me again." He demanded.

You spoke softly between moans, "I'm- I'm yours. All yours Sammy. Always have been, and always will be."

"Oh fuck!" Sam groaned louder as he started to pound into you with more passion. "I love you, y/n. I love you so fucking much." He groaned deeply.

You whined as you felt his dick hit your g-spot, "fuck Sam, I love you." You felt your walls tighten around his dick, as did Sam as he groaned even deeper.

"Cum for me again baby." Sam demanded and that was all you needed to hear as he held the back of your neck tight, leaning in to kiss you deeply.

Sam swallowed your moans as you came all over his dick, "fuck..." you whined into this mouth.

Sam pounded harder to ride out your high. "Fuck baby, I'm- I'm cumming." Before Sam could finish his dick twitched inside of you, followed by his hot cum filling you up. "Fuck y/n..." he moaned loudly as he came sending shivers down your entire body.

His thrusts slowly came to a stop, as you both breathed heavily, your foreheads refusing to disconnect.

Sam's eyes looked into yours and he spoke honestly, "I mean it y/n... I need you. I promise to be everything you've ever wanted or needed. I will love you and fuck you like no other." You couldn't help but giggle at his speech. "I will love you, forever, if you promise to never leave me again." He said as his eyes filled with tears.

You looked at him, you could feel his truth, "I promise Sam." Both of your faces slowly turned into smiles, as Sam looked down and slowly pulled out of you, his cum spilling out along with his dick.

"Now that is all I've thought about for the last 6 months" Sam said as he leant down to pick up his jeans that were pooling at his feet.

You looked at him as you bit your lip, "me too. And I haven't had enough yet."

Sam's eyes snapped to yours, "let's get the fuck out of here." He said as his face beamed at you. You jumped off the worktop as Sam grabbed both side of your face with both hands before leaning in and kissing you soft and passionately.

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[transform4u]

I won't lie, I'm really attracted to one of my good friends. He's like one of those all-American jock types. He doesn't know I'm gay though, since I'm generally straight-acting enough. But I don't think I can handle being attracted to him any longer. Is there anything I can do get over him or get him to date me?

You're hanging with your friends in the basement, the music’s thumping, and you’re half lost in your phone, scrolling through messages and memes. You glance up and catch sight of him that All-Ameircan Jock. Piercing Blue eyes. Strong arms. Killer smile. His eyes boring into you with that familiar, goofy grin. “Bro, what up? Looking at me like some sort of fag” he hollers, and suddenly the room’s attention shifts to you.

A loud “snaaaaaaaap” rings in your head, a combination of his booming voice and the blaring music. You can’t help but crack up, the sound of your own laughter echoing off the walls. “Duuuuudeee,” you mumble, barely containing your amusement. You let out a hearty buuuuurrrrrp, the kind that would make your grandma blush. Your buddies burst into laughter, and you take a swig from your beer, feeling the cool liquid slide down your throat. Your speech is a bit slurred, and you add, “Nothing bro, like, uhhh, damn Sarah's been blowing up my phone, can't get enough of the Drake-ster. Hahahaha.”

Your phone is now going berserk—DMs, texts, and Snaps are flooding in, creating a chaotic flurry of notifications. As you’re laughing, your body starts to feel weirdly tingly, like you’re inflating. Your muscles and fat begin to balloon, your shirt stretching tighter across your expanding frame. You rub your beard absentmindedly, feeling the coarse hairs against your fingertips. Your pecs are growing, jutting out with a mix of impressive muscle and soft flab. Your ass swells into massive globes, and as you shift in your seat, a loud fart escapes, echoing like a foghorn through the basement.

“Whoa, did that just shake the house?” you laugh, the sound of your own joke only making you laugh harder. Your friends are howling with laughter, clutching their sides and trying to catch their breath.

You start shouting for more shots, the words tumbling out in a slurred, enthusiastic mess. “Shots, shots, shots! Who’s with me?” You’re hitting on girls with exaggerated confidence, talking about your gym routine like you’re a personal trainer on a caffeine high. “Man, if you’re not benching like me, you’re missing out! You gotta feel the burn, bro!”

Sweat pours from your forehead, mingling with the beer and greasy food you’ve been devouring. The room is now thick with the smell of gym sweat, fatty foods, and spilled beer. It’s a stench that’s impossible to ignore, and you’re the epicenter of it all, grinning wide as you embrace the chaos.

“Yo, I’m telling you, I’m like a walking gym towel right now!” you exclaim, wiping the sweat off your face with your sleeve. The sweat and stench only add to the raucous atmosphere, making the party a wild blend of obnoxious fun and frat bro antics.

Your laugh is a hearty, boisterous sound that fills the room. It's contagious and always seems to draw people in, especially your bros. They love hearing you tell stories about the good old days at the frat house, like that time you guys tied up the pledge master with duct tape and threw him into a keg of beer. Or when you all snuck into that strip club and got thrown out for getting wasted and getting too close with some of the girls.

You receive a text from Betty, the redheaded secretary you've been banging on your desk after hours. She sends you a picture of herself wearing nothing but high heels and a smile, her long hair cascading down around her face. Your dick immediately starts to harden at the thought of what could happen tonight.

You pull out your phone and show it to your bros, who erupt into laughter once again at the sight of Betty's naked body on display. They all know about your little secret affair and they love teasing you about it - especially when they see how turned on you get just by looking at those pictures!

"Damn man," one of them says between chuckles, "she really knows how to work that body for ya." The rest join in with their own comments as they high-five each other over their shared appreciation for such an entertaining distraction from their otherwise mundane lives.

You stand up, towering over your bros with your muscular frame and jiggling fat. You can't help but feel like a fucking stud as you prepare to leave for your sidepiece Betty. Your all-American jock friend catches you looking at him and he gives you a knowing smirk.

"Quit staring at me, fag!" You shout with laughter, feeling the tension between the two of you dissipate into good-natured ribbing. As much as it pains them to see their alpha male friend succumbing to temptation outside of their little circle, they also know how important it is for men like yourself to get some release every now and then - especially when there are women like Betty waiting in the wings!