#nerdking

[tacticalprincess]

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helloooo gosh i've been thinking about nerd!könig a lot :'((( i just want to dom him!!! it's okay if he's a little bit inexperienced— i can give him all the experience he wants.

sub!nerd!könig is the type to ask “am i doing good?” when he’s eating you out :(

you have a nice deal set up — he teaches you history, you teach him how to have sex. you finally spread your legs for him at the end of a long study session, presenting your pretty, bare pussy to his hungry eyes, and telling him to show you how he thinks it’s meant to be done. he’s never been more nervous in his life, unsure of where to look and touch first. he only knows about the female genitalia through sex ed and anatomy lessons, and he could name off every nerve and flap individually, but he’s never been presented with one in real life.

he goes for the safest option, spreading your chubby pussy lips and softly rubbing at your slippery clit. all while stuttering about how pretty you are, breath heavy and hot against your soaked cunt. his dirty talk isn’t even meant to be dirty, he’s just rambling out of nervousness, which only makes it hotter. “mein gott, you’re so wet. is that because of me?” “i’ve never seen such a cute, fat pussy… so warm inside.” “does this feel good? do you want my tongue now?”

you tell him usually this requires less talking, and he gets all flushed and embarrassed, finally diving in to lick and suck at your cunt. he’s messy and uncoordinated, trying his best to follow your instructions of how to swirl his tongue, when to dip his thick fingers into your hole. his drool and your slick pools at your ass, your back arching off the bed when he finds your g-spot, abusing the nerves with his calloused fingers while he suckles at your swollen clit. his hungry moans and whines vibrate up your abdomen, his glasses crooked from the way he’s smothering himself in your heat, addicted to the taste of you.

your encouragement is very important to him. your moans, the bucking of your hips against his face. if you get too silent, he stops, looking up at you with a fucked out look and messy face to ask if he’s still doing good. it’s not long before you’re forced to switch positions to regain control, riding his face while you tell him — and probably the rest of the dorm hall — just how good of a boy he is.

[arian-thedreamer]

[Dustington headcanon/concept]

Steve, wanting to do something special for Dustin's birthday, and most of all impress the boy he adores, decides to do a guitar solo he practiced with Eds all month long. Dustin had practically been stuck to Eddie's hip all year long and Steve thought it had somethung to do with his rock esthetic.

So why not try it himself?

Steve is so corny about it that Dustin thinks it's lame. Still, it's the hottest and sweetest thing he's ever seen.

Steve is lame but he's still Dustin's. Who wouldn't love a guy that does an entire crappy guitar solo for you.

[lukusisright]

WOW... you really do learn something new every day!! 😉🤘🤓 #goonies #thegoonies #sloth #lotr #nerd #gooniesneversaydie #lordoftherings #nerdking #seanastin https://www.instagram.com/p/B0UpjPEnwl1/?igshid=1gbspfjubpajn

[supervillaiousmooknificent-blog]

NETO. #boombap#actionbap#marvel#startrek#xmen#avengers#villain#emcee#mookneto #certainones#lyrics #bars#hiphop#undergroundhiphop #realhiphop##fucktrap #fucktrapmusic #blacknerd #nerdking#genius #intelligent #art#stanlee#generoddenberry https://www.instagram.com/p/BwCeNJ8AQ0N/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=y610bjw5i9fl

[youmightbeanidiotif]

I'm pretty sure that nerdking twitter account that is so obsessed about Walker is just another front for occamshipper. The sheer amount of crazy obsession is a little bit disturbing.

That’s also goob, she has many aliases, not all current. XD

(ghostofbobby, minerva, ErvaJMin, samn0se, intelligentshipper, occamshipper, huehuecoyote, rumpocky-cigars-and-a-lotta-nope, bronlythings, warbamf)

(in re)

[sunshinecitypodcast-blog]

Happy birthday Mr Roddenberry #generoddenberry #hollywoodwalkoffame #startrek #writer #producer #nerdking (at El Paso, Texas)

[ask-smokescreen]

of-crowns-and-men

"sounds like Predaking. What a nerd."

Pffff- don’t be mean to him! He’s only, what, 9 Earth years old? But yeah, it kinda does sound like Nerdking.

[authorambrosegrimmmkii]

I picked these up today from “The Nest” (our local specialty nerd shoppe). I am actually on the fence about candlekeep mysteries and the removal of the alignment system. It’s been a topic of moot debate in all the nerd forums because - voila - here’s the book, and there it is... but here or not (again, it is), the bottom line is that enough voices cried out that the alignment system was not inclusive, and so D&D removed it. I’ll still keep this book, it’s a part of the collection. . Additionally I picked up some dungeon tiles and some city tiles. My collection’s getting pretty serious. #dungeonsanddragons #dnd #DandD #DM #DungeonMaster #TabletopRPG #TabletopRPGs #Dungeons #And #Dragons #DungeonMap #DungeonTiles #dungeontiles #PolyhedralDice #D20 #Roll20 #NerdDice #Nerds #Nerd #FollowMe #JustFollowMe #AmbroseGrimm #NerdKing https://www.instagram.com/p/CM3GhxABeny/?igshid=6d56fltmybaa

[clutzyangel]

wait is ruby rose marrying the nerdking???

Pretty sure nerdking @captainvatican proposing to every girl who reads his post is not a solid foundation for marriage :P

[onlinewebstoresite]

New comment by neuromancer2701 in "Ask HN: Who wants to be hired? (January 2020)"

Location: Central Virginia Remote: YES Willing to relocate: NO Technologies: C++, C, yocto linux, python, embedded Résumé/CV: https://www.linkedin.com/in/nerdking/ Email:king.seth@gmail.com Website: openrover.com Embedded linux engineer with a passion for C++ and robotics. Remote is what I am really targeting but I would be open to a 2-3 week integration period onsite and 1 week a quarter …

[lukusisright]

LoL!! Oh Sister Marjorie!! 🤣🤣 . . . . . #thor #godofthunder #sdcc #drax #gotg #nerdking #NerdsUnite #nerdstuff #deadpool #lol #RickandMorty #rocketraccoon #nerdsunite #nerdstuff #nerdalert #Endgame #avengers #Spiderman #thanos #guardiansofthegalaxy #nerdlove #comicbooks #captainamerica #ironman #comiccon #cosplay #superheroes #batman #nerd https://www.instagram.com/p/B0PJEnDnWil/?igshid=1kznkpqqhjyo

[ebenalconstruct]

#pgexia #leds #gunpla #builder #mycollectionisgrowing #gundamplanet #nerdking #funtimes #dayoff...

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[x-heesy]

"NerdKinG" Alex Pardee (born February 5, 1976) is a freelance artist, apparel designer, and comics creator writer, best known for illustrating The Used's album artwork. Early life Alex Pardee was born on February 5, 1976 in Antioch, California, United States. Career He has also done works for Hurley International, Twenty Twenty Skateboards, Bay Area rapper TopR, Upper Playground, Street Drum Corps, Aiden, Kid Robot, and lately the cover of In Flames's ninth studio album, A Sense of Purpose, and its first single, "The Mirror's Truth". He is a member of the groups Cardboard City and Zerofriends. He runs the website EyeSuck Ink which includes links to his blog and store. Through his art he has admitted to overcoming depression and anxiety disorders along with emotional struggles. He uses pens, ink, watercolors, and dye, and is trying to use more acrylics, oils, and latex. Pardee is currently working on a motion picture for Chadam (often confused with Chadam Mihlberger) as well as various art shows and products. Pardee released his first official art book, titled Awful Homesick in October 2008. He designed the artwork for Zack Snyder's movie Sucker Punch. Influences Pardee's self-proclaimed influences include 1980s horror movies, pop art, graffiti and gangster rap. Artistically, he adored The Garbage Pail Kids, The Maxx, Spawn and Tales from the Crypt. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Pardee http://www.myspace.com/alexpardee http://www.zerofriends.com/ http://www.eyesuckink.com/ http://alexpardee.deviantart.com/gallery http://monsterfresh.com/2009/02/14/alex-pardee-reviews-friday-the-13th/ http://alexpardee.deviantart.com/ http://www.wwagallery.com/ http://instagram.com/alexpardee

[lukusisright]

Black PUNther!! 😂😂😂 All joking aside this movie's gonna be 🔥🔥🔥!! Tag a friend that's a BP fan!! •• •• •• #blackpanther #captainamerica #fantasticfour #humantorch #chrisevans #michaelbjordan #killmonger #creed #rocky #boxing #comicbook #Thor #hulk #avengers #mjolnir #mcu #marvel #marvelcomics #nerd #NerdKing #geek #nerdlove #infinitywar #avengersinfinitywar #chadwickboseman #tchalla #thanos #infinitygauntlet #thorragnarok